Once again, I wish I was present at poundland idea meetings: "We need some toys for our halloween mystery bags." "How about a dead frog on wheels?" "John, you've done it again!"
@andymadden81834 жыл бұрын
And then he gets promoted to CEO.
@sporkafife9 жыл бұрын
That frog with wheels is the return of that psychopathic Polly Pocket who turned cats into cassette tapes.
@Ghost_Of_SAS9 жыл бұрын
That witch has got some impressive knockers
@Stephakaii9 жыл бұрын
Big Bob's Beepers Barry, edit that out, that would make us sound like Pedos to people that don't know that Lolicon is a drawing.
@IanC146 жыл бұрын
Ghost81 and looking very close to a wardrobe malfunction
@Ninjamohawk8 жыл бұрын
This is one of those things that your parents give you and you immediately know something is wrong. "We're going to live with grandad aren't we?"
@wolfyboy8 жыл бұрын
XD lol wtf?
@slipperyfish7560 Жыл бұрын
Are you ok?
@Pandsu9 жыл бұрын
He didn't even eat the crayons... I want my money back
@thekingsman97739 жыл бұрын
African children could have eaten those crayons -Every comment on a HowToBasic video
@OdaSwifteye9 жыл бұрын
josh kirby Note to self: Don't read a how to basic comment section.
@md_vandenberg5 жыл бұрын
@Poopy Fart Shit Man U.S. Marines. Source: I know a few of the crazy bastards.
@A-man19984 жыл бұрын
If your random bag of candy comes with crayons, you GOTTA eat them!
@Bath299 жыл бұрын
This was from the 99p shop, I know this because me and my Brother gave it (along with other tatt) to Ashens at Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild screening in Bristol :D
@flamabang9 жыл бұрын
Ashens has gotten so good at tossing things with one smooth flick over the years.
@YokiDokiPanic Жыл бұрын
Omg that comment is 8 years old. He's gotten even smoother by now!
@niallw30289 жыл бұрын
i like how the witch on the cover is black and grey, yet the coloring in image of the with comes with only red blue and green crayons.
@bigupyourself3 жыл бұрын
Quite fit though.
@peterclarke72402 жыл бұрын
Now that you mention it... Given that this bag is meant for kids, I wonder why they went with a witch with disproportionately large breasts and a neckline that goes down to her navel? Seems a bit odd. 🤔
@SamanthaVess9 жыл бұрын
What happened to that toy car? It got toad! :D
@TheYouTubeGame9 жыл бұрын
Must have gotten toadaled.
@hornyducks40909 жыл бұрын
yes
@peterinfamilyguy9 жыл бұрын
That's so motherfucking funny. It's so fucking funny milk started squirting out my motherfucking nose.
@candyqueenify9 жыл бұрын
HAHHA IM SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING
@LordDragox4129 жыл бұрын
That's a good one :D Bad puns never get old. Even the puny ones still make me smile xD But this one, it's not one of those "it's so bad it's good" ones. It's actually really great one. Good job :D
@tripplehelix9 жыл бұрын
You never tasted the compressed glucose crayon shaped sweets.
@CookieSlaughter9 жыл бұрын
GLORY TO ARTOTZKA!
@bassnbluegill14066 жыл бұрын
Tripplehelix yummy wax
@MathewHaswell6 жыл бұрын
Hail Xenoxxx!
@Fiendly3 жыл бұрын
Pressed bunson! You know it's pressed bunson! PREEEE-OW!
@waltrz9 жыл бұрын
Those star and moon shaped candies are literally compressed sugar covered in a layer of die and the a layer of gloss.
@flamabang9 жыл бұрын
The layer of death really brings the flavor out.
@waltrz9 жыл бұрын
Didn't mean that kind of "die", but fuck it, that shit will probably kill you.
@EDToasty9 жыл бұрын
Macalthehedgebat Did you mean dye?
@mczoze19989 жыл бұрын
spelling error detected!
@colecarsten95329 жыл бұрын
I think those are sold in the US, under the name of runts, from Wonka I believe.
@jaal4269 жыл бұрын
I oddly want to get one of those frog cars. It's so shit that it's good.
@jaal4269 жыл бұрын
Get on the squirrel, there's no time to explain!
@jaal4269 жыл бұрын
Screw you and your Marmotini populace.
@soberbratt8 жыл бұрын
🎶 3 ugly crayons, 2 pieces of toot paper and a crappy plastic frog 🎶
@friedspider87 жыл бұрын
May The Pixel YAS
@hurricanebtvs9 жыл бұрын
What happens when that frog car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD AWAY. GET IT?
@miespost9 жыл бұрын
Well this just made my day.
@zackwolf11739 жыл бұрын
hurricanebtvs not funny brah
@hurricanebtvs9 жыл бұрын
16 likes say otherwise, yehup
@thomasjenkins75069 жыл бұрын
+ZACK WOLF it's funny in how bad it is.
@HarlemHusky8 жыл бұрын
10/10 best prank of 20222222222222222... "Funny.exe is not responding. Program is closing"
@ekmad9 жыл бұрын
Not the first time Ashens has zoomed in on the lolis
@RetroNerdyGamer5 жыл бұрын
"Let's zoom in on the lollys" that can take a different meaning if you're into anime LOL
@empire09 жыл бұрын
I bought one of those bags, didn't get crayons though, I got coloured candy sticks, they didn't taste very good.
@MaxwellMontes7 жыл бұрын
I literally fell on the floor laughing at the car frog.
@RAK00N29 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to send him a bag of Runts. They're just like those star and moon candies, but with vague fruit flavor.
@chtholly80846 жыл бұрын
'Let's zoom in on the lolis' is honestly not a phrase I'd ever expect to hear come out of Ashens' mouth.
@adolin.kholin6 жыл бұрын
it's 2018 and i'm watching a british guy eat candy in 2014. I am not ashamed whatsoever.
@balcora67019 жыл бұрын
I want that frog car.
@RichieP19959 жыл бұрын
Looks like Polly Pocket got her hands on the Freddo Frog.
@MathewHaswell6 жыл бұрын
Cutants?
@brianartillery4 жыл бұрын
"It's just sugar... and a vague chemical taste." That'll be the Diazepam, then, Stuart.
@thegrumblesquad4949Ай бұрын
2024 the rewatch of the best channel on youtube, Dr Ashens
@Zeeye9 жыл бұрын
That was exciting.
@TheSSGDTheory9 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel the crayons would of tasted better than the sweets from this mixed lucky bag.
@Ben_the_Rosafan9 жыл бұрын
At least these look better than that Specimen Tube from years ago.
@NefariousElasticity9 жыл бұрын
That candy all looks like it's holdovers from Easter, eh...
@DylRicho9 жыл бұрын
I remember having some candy similar to those star/moon shapes in a Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine candy dispenser thingy I had. Only that it doubled as a toy you could actually play with and the candy was in the form of shiny green bones. I can only assume they were supposed to be some kind of "Scooby Snack."
@Corkoth559 жыл бұрын
that frog with wheels should be put on the shelf
@83rockboyyo8 жыл бұрын
"let's zoom in on the lolis..." oooh my
@nerdcraftercoley73058 жыл бұрын
The hard candy is like runts
@hawthornss8 жыл бұрын
+Nerdcrafter Coley I love runts.
@user-yo2lt8ch7v8 жыл бұрын
+Moon Sugar Same, except for those fukn nasty bananas that you get the most of in the box The oranges remind me of kiddy medicine I used to take, me likey
@nerdcraftercoley73058 жыл бұрын
+SteamShovel Studios the banana is actually my favorite lol
@user-yo2lt8ch7v8 жыл бұрын
+Nerdcrafter Coley My favourites are either the grapes or the strawberries
@LaythKamal9 жыл бұрын
"HRRBPBPBP" LMAO!!!
@punch33229 жыл бұрын
Low on fat,high on tat!
@RattPoison806 жыл бұрын
"Quoted the Kurgan, 5/5 would watch again"
@Njuman9 жыл бұрын
5 lolis for a pound? Now that's a Deal I can get behinD.
@yugioh15819 жыл бұрын
I see what you DiD there... "The D is so big" -Something my class mate said years ago, when I was still in school... He didn't mean it as a dirty joke.
@Pandsu9 жыл бұрын
was that a pedo joke?
@whoppers77789 жыл бұрын
shutup descartes
@boethiah129 жыл бұрын
You missed a D there. Also, that's a better deal than Thailand.
@zachaphina31409 жыл бұрын
There are 14 Moroccan dirhams in a pound. From where I got to, 1 lolipop it half a dirham, meaning 28 for £1. These aren't pussy ones as well either, they have chewing gum inside and everything for proper hard men
@Kellehy9 жыл бұрын
Those star & moon candies are actually kind of cute.
@BradRLee9 жыл бұрын
*Ashens picks up moons and stars* Me:So that's what happens to the left over lucky charm marshmallows.
@johnySF8 жыл бұрын
This thing would never work here, because of the murder motel part. In my country, motels are only used to fuck with someone.
@user-yo2lt8ch7v7 жыл бұрын
johnyF (>;_;)>🍆 that's nice
@petercushingsexcrementnigh72507 жыл бұрын
johnyF explains the witch's cleavage
@LibraGamesUnlimited7 жыл бұрын
That's every country. :)
@Efreeti9 жыл бұрын
I fucking shit you not, the first three words I saw on the "spooky" word search were "HALLOWEEN TRICK TAT"
@PumpkinHeadJim7 жыл бұрын
that car got toad
@DanMcCudden9 жыл бұрын
I shall name my children HrrrrrrrttttBopBopBop.
@astropgn9 жыл бұрын
"Candy" - very spooky word indeed!
@mattdag695 жыл бұрын
Poisonous dart frog? Get it dart because the car has wheels and can go fast lol. Halloween themed car ;).
@danc65249 жыл бұрын
well, that was accurated... a child will be UNLUKCY if somebody gives him one of these bags XD
@SpicyGamesWorld9 жыл бұрын
Ah ashens Can never get enough of your videos.
@eggcheese1009 жыл бұрын
Surley The witch is a bit inapropriate for the target audience
@Obergfreighter8 жыл бұрын
Hahhaahhaha, y- ya hand me there..! I looked for Nebuchadnezzar for about two minutes, but I figured it out..!
@revmpandora7 жыл бұрын
I believe the closing line, "happy Halloween ladies" was lifted from, or tribute to the original Highlander movie (the only thing in that universe that was any good,and was it good! not like the other crap movies or crap TV shows)
@wolfyboy8 жыл бұрын
be HAPPY, with what you got! in NORWAY, we get ONE bag, painted like a jack-o-lantern, with the same candy, and some candy that are to crappy to sell, otherwise. else than that, you can pick and mix "fun" sized chocolates, in a zip lock bag.
@lucetubegplusstillsux26789 жыл бұрын
That frog reminds me of that Taxedermied cat that was also a remote control helicopter, I guess the frog could have been the guy's next project. Creepy in a way but not in the spirit of Halloween.
@RubiconArt9 жыл бұрын
Those weird crunchy powdery moon and star things... I really like them. You can get them as little fruits in 20p machines sometimes. Idk why, but I like that style of sweets... I like the crunch, I think. XD
@Poodleinacan9 жыл бұрын
Think the poor Africans! They don't get any Halloween! That's a damn lucky bag, if you compare it to not having any Halloween!
@mrKozmoz9 жыл бұрын
That witch has got some nice bazooms
@SnickersTS9 жыл бұрын
I do remember those weird multicoloured moons and stars, I used to eat them a lot, and they were quite nice (when I was young that is) No idea where I got them from, but I want some now. Anybody know the name of them?
@GreenforeverLeaf9 жыл бұрын
I see them very frequently in mexico when i'm home. I don't know if they have a specific name though.
@Thelinuxfreak19 жыл бұрын
In america wonka makes them, they're called "Runts"
@SuperBugsybunny9 жыл бұрын
I always saw them in those small candy vending machine were you insert some money and twist the dial and got a handful
@SnickersTS9 жыл бұрын
Teagan Hopwood Yes! That's where they came from, in pubs and such they sold a small handful for 20p. I remember the old trick of wrapping a receipt around a 1p coin, and the machine thought it was a 20p coin.
@SuperBugsybunny9 жыл бұрын
Never heard of that trick, I only got some when someone left someone in the machine
@gallowscalibrator83149 жыл бұрын
Dr.acula's blood bag was part of the room 13 line.
@AsymptoteInverse6 жыл бұрын
Hold on, hold on. Was that a Highlander reference at the very end?
@NikkaACBF9 жыл бұрын
The moon and star candies remind me a lot of that Nitwit candy. Except Nitwits are better.
@maxbrandt69 жыл бұрын
The candy is really made from refined sugar, talcum powder, expired medicine, food dye and orphan's tears.
@Roboshi20079 жыл бұрын
That toy is the Toad warrior
@JrIcify9 жыл бұрын
The frog thing was a Towed Car.
@TheIbney009 жыл бұрын
That's not fun... You have to get it back by paying the people who towed it...
@RetardedPlums9 жыл бұрын
every little thing you do is magic
@D3vilin9 жыл бұрын
And yet the frog landed perfectly :D
@013Crashman8 жыл бұрын
that gingery witch, though =3
@CrystalLaser9 жыл бұрын
You said POP Station! You have to review one now!
@Meximagician9 жыл бұрын
Well, now we know what happened to Frogger...
@markpalmercomedy5 жыл бұрын
Unlucky is the right word
@rayremen389 жыл бұрын
Absolute best sarcastic comment ever: "It's coloring toilet paper. "
@DanielJohnson289 жыл бұрын
Murder Motel, surprisingly good Yelp! Reviews.
@Personwhorox8 жыл бұрын
Omg I love those shiny star lollies
@evillttlimp9 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna print screen that word search and do it because I'm fucking weird
@skinnermm9 жыл бұрын
Godspeed.
@culwin9 жыл бұрын
I just paused the video and did it in my head
@MysteriumArcanum9 жыл бұрын
Raz seems fond of you, but he's an odd one himself
9 жыл бұрын
Does it spell anything? Like sometimes word searches would have a solution you get when you read all the uncrossed letters.
@Idiotbreadloaf9 жыл бұрын
You're not weird, you're just bored.
@CreepyHandedMan9 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel absolutely bad about those mix/mystery bags. You know, like when a child offers you something he made himself, and it's just shit.
@ryanschwam80525 жыл бұрын
I honestly would have been absolutely satisfied with this as a kid.
@pokemaster123158 жыл бұрын
i absolutly love those hard candies.
@aceisking5 жыл бұрын
we had murder motel at dollar general during halloween last year
@abdufiadbfajdfb9 жыл бұрын
That looks pretty good for a pound!
@gamingbutnotreally98323 жыл бұрын
“Let’s zoom in on the Lolis” sounds VERY wrong when taken out of context
@HighlightsCubed9 жыл бұрын
4th Halloween video this year! I feel spoilt :)
@GaruruTheWolf7 жыл бұрын
Man, a Halloween themed bag and they don't even give you black and orange crayons. Also it's meant for kids but it has 666 on it? Surprised people weren't losing their minds over that.
@user-yo2lt8ch7v7 жыл бұрын
GaruruTheWolf guess what letter Satan starts with? S. What letter does Saviour start with? It's S. Jesus is against God!
@deanatgmail9 жыл бұрын
speaking of pop stations will you do more videos on pop stations?
@Zerofourths9 жыл бұрын
I'm both slightly disappointed yet glad to see a lack of the silver skull this Halloween.
@vjpearce9 жыл бұрын
3:02 I bet that frog car was designed by the guy who made the Orvillecopter
@LRvTv7 жыл бұрын
Yay! Halloween!!
@TomTastyTreats6 жыл бұрын
When the carfrog Will Not drive, it needs to be toad to the garage...
@TheHutchy012 жыл бұрын
The crayons are probably the closest thing to food in there.
@SheddyIan9 жыл бұрын
Popstation reference! Are there any more Popstation reviews in the pipeline?
@InTheBeginningTheUniverseWas9 жыл бұрын
-Un- Lucky Mix So its actually Lucky? Yay!
@tdp26129 жыл бұрын
I like the shrapnel sweets, i dont know why but i like the chemical cheapness.
@Snandra669 жыл бұрын
This was scarier than Alien.
@JBTV19913 жыл бұрын
Mafia II Is A Masterpiece
@UmbraeNacht4 жыл бұрын
2:58 It's a "toadster"!
@brownatron50003 жыл бұрын
When your car gets toad
@rinoz479 жыл бұрын
that witch is stacked because of course she is
@lordadamfirst9 жыл бұрын
i was hoping the grass mask would make an appearence
@the90sboss9 жыл бұрын
Youve got to admit though, for a pound thats a fair few sweets, usually these things are just filled with toys that couldnt get sold.
@ZDWario9 жыл бұрын
4:22 lol yes, Gunstar Heroes you get 2 of the green weapon and you shoot those.
@Endyh2 жыл бұрын
If u listen closely you can hear the beginning h of hello right before the sting at the start
@HyperSonicSquall9 жыл бұрын
good lord, that murder motel brand is still being used? do people actually like the garbage they put out?