"If you're going to make feeble sex jokes, how about not doing in on children's sweets?" Brilliant slice of advice.

You know what? I'd probably binge on them when i feel sad and not even complain

"Fresh from room 69!" "Oh dear"

For some reason I imagine that the drink that Ashens used to wash his mouth out was cheap Gin.

That test tube one is actually a PETE plastic bottle blank. That's how all the drink manufacturers receive the bottles in and then pressure/heat form them to their own design/shape.

A decade later, I STILL want to know what he did with that test tube.

well, these sweets actually are horrifying. So there's a job well done Murder Motel.

I used to love those candy pizzas and burgers. I got them every Halloween. Only recently did I find out they inhibit brain development

Someone brought a load of the first ones into the breakroom at work and dumped them to the center table to feed the masses. I looked at the brand and recognized it thanks to Ashens, and avoided all of it. Thank you for the warning kind sir!

I legit had a popsicle made of NyQuill. It looked like NyQuill. It tasted like NyQuill. And after I finished it I felt like I just took a bunch of NyQuill.

I just found your videos tonight and they are the greatest things ever.

You obviously bought a bag that was opened. You didn't get much candy...I think somebody stole some of it.

Poor ashens this looks disgusting.

"Never buy cheap food" -My mother. "I agree with you." -Me.

Jesus have I really been watching Ashens that long? 2011? Goodness I’m one of the earlier subs congrats on him still going and still being super hilarious

"Filthy Dust in Your Mouth" is actually the name of my Rolling Stones cover band. :p

tbh every kid would totally dig these

"Everyone knows what's in Room 101. Room 101 is the worst thing in the world." --George Orwell. He wasn't wrong.

Thank you Ashens for your shortening your life span for our entertainment.

"Vampire Veins - Fresh from Room 69" Wat.

Happy Belated Halloween Ashens!!! I'd pray for those Kids who got those blandies (Bland Candies) while they were trick or treating. Also a Candy Company called "Murder Hotel", sounds like a horror comic for us Adults. Sounds like a company Ed Wood would run (The "Dr.Acula" Tag) LOL.

I actually remember getting some of those gummy body parts a couple of halloweens back. I also remember them being bland, and somewhat unpleasant to eat.

Fun fact - that really thick plastic tube is used to make 2 litre bottles for pepsi/coke/7up etc etc. They put it in a mold, heat it up and expand it with air until you get a regular think 2 litre bottle

if you know ashen, you know exactly what that special drink is. good ol' gin.

The last one just had a cap on a bottle with no seal. Somebody could actually poison it and put it back on the shop shelf.

Sure, sugar and chemicals but NO fat! (They're only a few steps from proclaiming they're actually healthy...)

"Do not want!" makes me chuckle every time xD

I've got to say, Ashens reviewing food is just as entertaining as him reviewing the crap gadgets and gizmos.

If you turn the nose upside down they look like balls and add the toe thing, yeah

I knew what the syrup would taste like before you even said, its sort of like aniseed balls but worse. my dad buys this sort of crap for my niece and nephew all the time, i keep telling him not to because god knows whats actually in them.

Just a fun fact to make them even more appallingly cheap, that "test tube" was a pre-blown 2 liter bottle. They transport them like that to bottling facilities, which then heat them up and stretch them out into the bottles you might buy drinks in, which thins the plastic out.

Fresh from Room 101; where Ashen's greatest fear is eating cheap poundland sweets.

Dr. Acula.. I see what they did there

I think those body parts sweets were rebranded as Fright Nite. I actually bought a packet.

Just as I was about to get bored.... THANK YOU SO MUCH ASHENS!

That tube thing is probably one of the most horrifying things I saw this year. I was in pain just thinking about eating something like that. You are very brave sir.

Those candy eyeballs remind me of another brand, Fear Factor (licenced by the show of the same name, here in America). Thing is, I remember them tasting quite nice. Then again, I was a kid and it was years ago... When I was 8 I think? Since I'm almost 17 now.

Did anybody else notice the jumpcut at 2:04 ?

Room 101? How appropriate, considering the thing Ashens fears most is eating cheap crappy food from Poundland.

Oh god, I had a hard time laughing because I actually felt this one through the screen. Also Ashens, are you going to wash out that specimen tube to make a... specimen tube?

why is this on extraashens instead of ashens?

2:04 Agh! Jumpcut!

Ashens make more of these eating videos lool i love them!

I love your reviews Ashens. You are the best. ha ha keeping us laughing for ever.

yum

its kinda messed up because there were 2 murder hotels in america and innocent people were kidnaped tortured and mutilated

I love the food episodes, keep em coming :)

I think most people who have been children at one point have tasted playdough, and I can say from experience that it has a flavor not easily forgotten.

I just watched a British guy eat shit for 10:00

Talk about wasteful packaging, those body parts are an environmental disaster.

You just consumed more E numbers than a human should ever do in a lifetime. I salute you.

Can't wait to see what Halloween candy you pick up this year :P

WHERS THE SILVER SKULL??????

There not that bad I've Tried them

I had a bag full of just those eyeballs. They are really good. There are also gummy brains, which were just as good.

I like how he is consistently sarcastic.

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3:12 It's a septic eye. A JACKsepticeye if you will.

These videos are awesome keep em coming

Love your videos!

These were the sweets to get in my neighborhood on Halloween, either this or something just like it probably more pricey ones, I remember really enjoying them but the last time I had them I was really young and I haven't seen them since.

Word of advice: One of the best pallet cleansers is an apple. More specifically, apple slices. About three of them should eliminate (most) horrendous tastes before moving onto the next foodstuff.

The amount of maturity amazes me.

The Dollar Tree near me actually stocks name brand candy, so it may be cheap, but it's pretty good.

We have those "body part" candies at Halloween in the U.S. too. I don't know what brand they're sold under but you can find them at Dollar Tree

Omg, I can't believe you actually tasted the last thing xD

"fresh from room 16" that was a pretty funny joke actually. enough to scare the kids

Stuart, you're a stronger man than I for actually eating that ear thing.

for the last one, I can feel your pain. I once tried it. It was the worst thing I had throughout my entire existence.

Dr. Acula was actually the name of a character from Night of the Ghouls, an Ed Wood movie. Did they know about it? Meh, probably not...

Cheap gummies can be really bad. I got some flower shaped ones at a dollar store that had the taste and consistency of cheap partially melted plastic. When that ear came out it was like something out of a horror movie with some albino slug plopping out of it's goopy birthplace. I keep thinking of the Flukeman from the X-Files. He's been dropping his babies in plastic tubes for little host children to consume.

"Almost completely tasteless" pretty much sums up this entire product line...

i subscribed on the second video, and i watch him every damn day, i cannot stop its some kind of internet disease

I completely agree with you apart from one little thing, Not ALL of them are awful, In the UK there's a store called Poundland and they do this REALLY nice bundle pack of Strawberry Laces, Sugar Paper and Honey bites, And they are absolutely amazing, Almost as good as some of the £5-£10 stuff!

That moment when you notice that this is the candy you gave out last Halloween...

I had those first things when they were in the shop at a friends Halloween party and they really weren't too bad I thought.

Miss Unda Stud Miss Under Stud...from room 69. LOL

Never thought I'd enjoy watching a video of a british guy eating cheap candy, nor did I really expect to even watch one in the first place.

It's mind-boggling how manufacturers are capable of creating something out of sugar and making it taste like rubber or rocket fuel.

8:40 fruit fly buzzes onscreen, smells the fizzy ear goo and goes "Oh, God! That smells awful! I'm out of here!"

I...just...couldn't...stop...laughing!

When he said 'theres a small moth flying round' a small moth flew past my monitor, I shit you not!

Just had to go one better than me didn't you XD

These things are the bane of my existence.

Lol room 69!!! Also the first sweets u reviewed I always used to get them at Halloween

I watch this whilst gagging! Great video

I got a lot of these trick or treating , they're actually really good

I'd pay a pound for three of those tubes. They look like just the thing for beads, bbs, snacks, erasers.... The list goes on.

Not to mention the fact that he was apparently comprised mostly of cheap candy. It was the kindest thing to do, really.

Im a huge fucking fan of cheap Halloween sweets. Honestly I just can't get enough of them, I love them so much. so naturally this video made me wish it was Halloween again so I could stew in chemicals, cheap sugar, artificial flavours and satisfaction. So, in summary, good video. Well done

Stuart: Wait for it... *ear plops on plate* Me: Aughhh. Stuart: Aughhh. An excellent ear.

i'm waiting till he says "well this tastes genuinely nice..."

I'd buy that Specimen Tube. It'd make a good decoration :P

man are you brave ashens, VERY brave.

the goop looks like runny watered down maple syrup

Indeed I did creepy-little-thing-that-sits-in-a-hut-and-collects-Poes-for-rupees.

"Oh my god. It's actually quite nice." - Dr. Ashen on Hunger Breaks Chicken Tikka

'Have you heard of 'Hostel'?' *internal screaming*

This made me laugh

"in plastic, in plastic bags" BAGCEPTION