Can I get a thumbs up

congrats you got pinned!

The most liked comment is the correct one. Democracy is garbage.

can i also get a thumbs up

Go thumb people up you magnificent bastard

A plus! What an outstanding move! Harvard would love to know your location😃🥺😳🤯💀 ;)

LMFAOOOOOOOO

wow i never got this many likes before

@@strangelyukrainian7314 thank you so much, ^^ but if exub1a somehow found his way to the unknown pebble that is Malaysia just to tell me to fuck off 20 times in 0.25 speed I'd probably thank him lol

Every counselor you ever meet 😂

*or point at a cat 😂😂

What an air-flippin' way to waste my time! I demand a refund!

Most click-baity title I've come across yet

Marcus Sundman yup, that’s true....

*Alabama music softly playing in the background

right? Literally chills as the British man went through the sea analogy (I think that's right?) and then the last line about kindness in our dna 🤌

@@iluvsomebananamilks3367 Have you ever made something an idol, used God’s name as a cuss word, disobey your parents, murder (God views hate as murder), lusting, stealing, lying, wanting something another has that isn’t rightfully yours? Doing so we violating the law, which is sin, and because of sin there is a punishment…If a serial killer like Ted Bundy tells a judge of all the good things he’s done for society do you think the judge would let the serial killer off free? The same is with us; we’ve committed such crimes against God that we are separated from God forever; we are punished by suffering Hell for eternity, a place with no hope for us. But God loves us so much and with all his heart that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to this cursed world to be crucified on the cross. (John 3:16-17) Now anyone who accepts Jesus Christ, God’s Son, as their Lord and Savior and believes he rose from the dead the third day will be saved from eternal damnation in Hell and live in Heaven in paradise with him forever. Many will choose to follow Satan, whether it be because they think they won’t succeed otherwise or won’t have any joy or friendships, but he will soon reveal himself as a murderer and a liar as he was since the beginning and he will curse all his followers as he cursed God and all of Satan’s followers will be cased into ever burning Hell. Don’t believe this lie I too believed in! Our God is a loving God full of compassion, yet he is a righteous God with righteous judgment. (Matthew 13:41-42)

@@iluvsomebananamilks3367the power of reading and writing from a young age…

describes almost every story i read 😂

John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life .

“And possibly drugs.”

Xdddddd

Ayyyye....but yr half there mah dude so keep on 👍🏽😅😉🤍

​@@jackiec498wayta?

i feel like society teaches us otherwise. it seems as if it is ok to be rude, just be smart

Such wisdom

he was a genius unrecognized in his time

Honestly I’ve been going through a hard time but thinking about that makes me a bit happier, just smile and wave

i read this at the beginning of the video, and again at the end. the second time had me in tears.

@@cokelackingice Hope everything goes well for you. c:

**no contact high five**

I stare at this comment with respect... also alone.

but he did, he fell for the illusion that he is alone in this world...

Yeah

There's a difference between "I'm familiar with the concept of optical illusions and thus was able to ascertain that this was one and that the answer is probably 'neither'" and "I didn't fall for any of them" :P

Thank you, I’ve been looking for someone who stop the flash

lovely, I really love this guy, and him understanding the points he said is also amazing I love a lot of stuff about this guy more than any other person I know, I met similair people and I love them

I felt amazing after I got it. Felt hard, like I earned it too

he told me several time to go f myself with me trying to pause the video

I just set it to 0.25x speed

yeah that was the joke

yeah that was the joke

yeah that was the joke

yeah that was the joke

yeah that was the joke

Today I heard Graham McTavish swearing, so for me it was the second most British thing I heard today.

It's a much older story but I wish I could tell you where it came from. I heard it for the first time like a week ago so when exurb1a started telling it, I was kinda like wtf. But I can't remember where I heard it, just that it must have been less than a week ago

Same hear and I’m British

Same here and I live in the uk

It's from Aesop's fables, minus the tattoos and swearing. 😎 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_North_Wind_and_the_Sun

It's an reinterpretation of a kids story. Swearing does not appear in the original haha

Sun dude enn gat no chill

hehe :P you are new here arnt ya? :) Welcome haha this channel will blow ur mind =D

Kids story : 0:38-

@@angrymurloc7626 what story is it?

Faxxxxx

this is true

Hello good sir

As he said in the video at 5:00, bullshit logic.

brilliant! I'll use this later. Thanks

Collin Smith -quote courtesy of the late great Kurt Vonnegut. He’s in heaven now.

They rose my hand instead. Cheeky bastards.

Done

god thats actually really fucking good you better patent that one cause i GUARANTEE you someones gonna steal it!

>the most things he thanked Why are so many people who can't put together a sentence properly watching this channel? Your chances of actually understanding anything you're seeing are astronomically low.

@@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo Sorry, I'm am from spanish. Thank you're words for about helping me improving mine grammar while being so sensitive about of the topic of my comment, your so kind.

@@NIgHTMaReFortyTwoi think u didnt understand the point of this video😭🙏🏻💀

This is so true

"right opinion" 😂

​@@samohle8091There are wrong opinions to have

@@NoorthiaWell, that's just, like, your opinion, man...

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh

We all are. We all got to collaborate to batten down the hatches, pull the ropes, hoist the sails, start tacking.

​@Rie Ta ​ @Rie Ta I'm not being optimistic at all. I'm just stating that we all are sailing the 'ship'. And it works best if we collaborate. (not that it will happen) But I am, indeed, fully aware that there are some who work against each other. Some who even destroy the 'ship'. And there is a whole range of issues on different scales. I'm not that ignorant, you know. :)

@Rie Ta lol you have my name "rie" It's a pretty rare name here and almost no one here has that name. So, It feels pretty weird for me.

He has a way of painting a verbal picture that's forsure

Hellooo fellow trans person hehe

Let's be real. People fucking need this...

@Egg T bonie? What

Ever heard of the bible?

and let’s be honest, it’s the best too

@@CarrotAndCo yeah? What about it?

Turtle Boi over here generating careful hype for the future of humanity

it is relative, like all...

could you remind me where this quote is from again?

EVERYTHING IS NEUTRAL MEANING ONLY EXISTS IF YOU DECIDE IT DOES

@@seankock7649 Everything is everything. It is what it is.

His secret is he's always drunk

Nah he is also on acid

Lol i can say from experience that a mental illness played a part in that

First time here on the channel? :D

Galileo Gaming no. Just growing far more concerned every video

That's the perfect way to define him

*the better version

plot twist: he's both of them

He reminds me of CGP grey actually

@@LeoneBeats kurzgesagt is a German channel so neooo

Same, my friend. Same.

hahahahaha that's hella true.. .remember doing the same trhuout the years and being able to see his mental health shifted and grow on :D

@@Ooffoop for me Veritasium but drunk

Kurzgesagt but more philosophical. Basically if kurzgesagt and pewds had a sex club drug induced bathroom baby.

I would say that this guy is like those cringy fake deep channels but the deepness is real

He's Bit of Less understandable But except that I completely agree

I used to love exurb1a videos but you guys have to check pieke roelofs channel i coudn t believe it too at the beginning...

that's what i thought i heard too, but i was wrong. you're wrong. it was actually something about dying and bleeding hearts. i used to have a heart. does yours still beat, or do you run to a drummer? i also saw flies on the ground and needles in his eye.

@Gabriel Howell Maybe someone is testing a comment bot lol. Halfway through reading that I thought I might be having a stroke or something 😂

Considering his diet of pickles and luiqer it might as well be 20

Wouldn't surprise me. This dude's awesome

What would world be in 2500s.. can’t even imagine next century.

You mean Master Oogway?

he is quite underrated, cz he is giving us some great life/mind changing info

Lmfao

*"HUEWHGHH"*

And ends with "I detest you. Goodbye."

𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙘𝙪𝙣𝙩

Yup

That argument was in this video?! Oh god...

I don't care if your a priest or an atheist. we hate those taking advantage of grieving and desperate people for personal profit

turtle :)

at this point I feel his videos are highly edited rants funny rants tho

Most importantly, to kindness, eventually.

@@Thomas-ui2bd It's great to start a channel and all, but please don't reply with copy pasted comments

I'm prepared to sleep in an accelerated manor, where do I start

@@captainobvious.29yearsago70 1) acquire a large country house on wheels 2) power to move it somehow 3) sleep in your accelerated manor

I must say, big simplifications on my side. They seem to have executed him more for his idea that there were other worlds out there in the universe, but that joke didn't work quite so well

@@Thomas-ui2bd dont bother apologising if you dont do anything about it

Because linguistics is different than being smart

@@sumitmann2181 eh yh makes sense, it was just supposed to be a humerous statement. Mr smart man had to correct me ofc.

1k like

@@sumitmann2181 Linguistic intelligence is a thing though, that would consider a person smart in one field.

@@sumitmann2181 or a different type of intelligent

Yes!

Bill Murray is always aging, as we all are. However, one way to get around that would be to form a new calendar, consisting of BBM (Before Bill Murray) and ABM.

Yeah it's one of gorillaz classic, i like it

hahaha :D

@Wade But, With COMPASSION.

Na, he has gone insane. 3 motivational visioes in a row and 1 huge burst of activity in the activity on the community tab.

Pited Apollo I think two bursts of activity, I remember him barraging a few months ago.

Then he truly is lost.he was supposed to deny activity, not join it. He has become the thing he swore to destroy.

If you want to experience that feeling more often, just try psychedelics. they tell every fibre in your body and mind, that your ego might be necessary for survival, but is also an ignorant idiot. lol

'wasn't going to laugh'? What the fuck are you on about?

Cats are everything

Cats are everything

Cats are everyone Cats --- 2019 film

Cats are everything.

Cats are everything. And you can't beeing reasonable all the time with an ego. Evolution exposed us to a real dilemma here. Edit: Oh, and hi SuperComputer04. Seems we both like weird scifi movies and the 9000 series.

-keanu reeves

I live in a world where being kind is a weakness and it's ok.

@lolcano234 Those two movements state the truth that some of our societies are unbalanced: that they favor some groups over others, and lack the compassion necessary to even the gap. Weakness is staying silent and going with the flow. If your definition of weakness is to woe and lambast the lives of others while watching the evening news and being utterly incapable of level-headed discourse, favoring sensationalized expressions over gestures towards change, then we're on the same page; if your definition of weakness is fighting to bring kindness to all by standing up on behalf of someone who may not have the means to, then I'd like to urge you to reconsider your stance.

@@kyrishiva5162 Well said, but you forgot the "fffffckk offf, with love" :)

lolcano234 How on earth is the feminist movement and BLM movement scum? You say they are based on lies but there is irrefutable fact that women are oppressed by men world wide. You yourself may not contribute to it but that doesn’t negate the fact that men throughout history and even today are the main cause as to why the patriarchy doesn’t really benefit both groups. You say that men live a harder life and I agree. But think about this. Who are the world leaders, who starts wars, who are the people who decide the laws, who made the working field so toxic for men in the first place, why are men so suicidal. Certainly not women, men in the past have led the downfall of men today. Mental health of men are seriously looked over but honestly who’s fault is that. I don’t like the way I’m basing this argument but it’s a hard pill to swallow. Men set rules in place that lead to their downfall, throughout history they have never been held accountable. It’s understandable for women to be wary but of course to varying degrees. I don’t have to worry about being stoned for showing my face but I do have to be careful leaving the house or going out at night due to other men. We all have to face danger but it’s the fact that men can leave their house with relative safety and not have to be worried of other men. Do you think women want to be advocating and complaining, of course not.

Both are equally a part of us. It's on us to use them intelligently enough to not become an insufferable dickhead.

AKTSUALLY.....

My new favorite quote is " tell them to f.ck off, with love."

and the best part is its proven and tru

!!!!! no actually

@Bali-A Same!

Did you see that reddit post from r/mildlyinteresting yesterday about vadalized turtle crossing sign? it was made into "turtle king" with crown and everything. it was nice. also suits exurbia.

and the internet is disrupting them both.

Bali-A 👀 Coïncidence? I think not

Haha same with my dad. He thinks that because I plugged in a USB (That we've owned for a while) that our internet is going to get hacked and stolen. I keep saying "it has a password so its fine" and he keeps saying "Just because it has a password dosn't mean its locked". I respobd only with "The password IS the lock" to which he says "You just dont understand, your talking stupid. Shut up" and then the day progressed as it usually does

@@sirsmellybottom7480 to top it off once my dad saw this remember password setting in chrome. He then said, "Yeah, be stupid and make it simple for the hacker".

Sounds like you’re better off not discussing why your parents are wrong about the shit they say. Maybe give them a disapproving nod and then do whatever it is you were doing. Technology knowledge is definitely a can of worms in many families and if your elders aren’t complete jackasses they’ll seek out your help in tackling the everyday obstacles instead of,stubbornly, misquoting jack from IT. I’m jack from IT and 9 out of 10 times I try to nail a point to the wall it’ll be misunderstood and misinterpreted because people weren’t hired on the grounds of excellent sysops practices or deep knowledge of databases. Understanding the dicothemy between knowledge areas is the key to better communication, but it’s so hard to boil down a 3 hour lecture to 1 minute of facts that will be remembered. I’ll leave you with a tip: If someone is making an argument for something, ask why they’re making that argument and how they’ve come to their conclusion. That way you’re able to form a response based on their point of view and shut their argument down.

Wait so is my girlfriend. ... Am I dating your _mom_ ??

@@KarryKarryKarry kinda socratic dialogue?

Dr.Wondertainmemt: ignore them

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087 :(

@@Exurb1a Ah, I see the turtle is interested in the foundation as well

Just Frank Just Dank look it up it’s like a thing where they are weird shit like anomalous properties / creatures that shouldn’t technically exist and they keep it all locked up in the “scp foundation” but it’s all fake unfortunately because this reality is a bunch of bullshit and it’s B O R I N G

scp-5000 wants to know your location

Right ? I'll remember that for the next Bill Murray's 😁☮️

Sometimes you hit the bar, sometimes the bar hits you

Nah he just accidentally fed master yi

I miss Monesvol, I feel old now.

Its certainly and clearly the second one

Definitely the second one

Probably the third one

It comes natural to us English.

"the sun is fucking hot and oh my fucking god is it going to rain again. i was planning on going outside today, but i guess that's fucked. guess i'm staying at home for another day."

+1000

Who wouldn't

@@bananya6020 that was literally the case today. Pissing with rain all day yet still hot and I was going to go out this morning. But nope. Stayed in all day yet again.

Mental Crisis? It’s not a good Exurb1a video unless it gives you an existential crisis that leaves you sitting in the dark, poring over every aspect of your life, asking “was it worth it, was it ever even real? Is what I’m experiencing my life, is it reality, or are those experiences the last ditch effort of a dying mind to escape the inevitable and cold touch of death?”.

Personally I always feel very optimistic after watching an exurb1a video. I feel it puts my insecurities into a much larger context and so I worry less.

@@sirapple589 ahhh now i feel better

I know this is a long perpetuated joke/statement to comment on Exurb1a's videos, but it is really starting to piss me off. Most of his videos don't even end on a negative note and are more hopeful than anything. By writing this comment (which has already been written so many times), you are not only not contributing anything, you are calling Exurb1a a one trick Pony. So kindly (with love of course), please stop. Ehh... I did not learn anything from the video, did I?

At the end of his videos there was always a positive message.

I used to engage in banter, now i just listen when i don't like something, the silence causes them to not start another sentence of insult.

john mcintosh same

Thx that was bloody impossible to pause

@john mcintosh when trying in the future, I recomend changing the playback speed to 0.25×, makes it much easier

@@mihapersyn1272 two heroes in the same thread. Amazing. 💜

Heroes, capes

Arguments are fun. Arguments are important. People nowadays just don't know how to argue. If you're making an argument personal, then you're doing it wrong and probably won't leave very satisfied.

I disagree

@@boogwoop6496 why do u disagree?

yes that was indeed in the video

@@nomoturtle1788 I agree. Thank you sir.

I felt like expended a Herculean amount of energy fingerbanging my phone screen to read that frame, but it ended up being maybe 45 seconds.

@@pauulkubasek1815 exactly, mate. Anyways sending you all a lot of xoxo in any situation you're in. I know that I cannot be physically present with you at the moment but always remember that I have thought about you, a person whom I have never seen or known or heard about, for an entire precious realisation moment of my lifetime and now, I am much less believer of the simulation theory.

10:20

@@pauulkubasek1815 On a computer, you can press either period or comma to advance or reverse a frame. Makes it easier to find stuff.

Such a pain to get that screenshot on my phone. 😆

Legit though

I think this is one of the biggest compliments strangers through the internet can give each other

I imagine he would start with "who here is retarded?"

This video already qualifies as a Ted-talk. All that was missing was him going, "Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk." at the end.

With less cursing yeah.

Loved that show for stuff like this.

@@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ Reads like the work of Moffat, so it's probably Smith. Idk it all blends together

@@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ Peter Capaldi

@@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ its the 12th doctor in one of the last episodes in series 10. Highly recommend

Ouf Peter Capaldis doctor, if remember correctly it’s the scene on that ship headed for a black hole when he’s trying to changes misses (masters) mind about helping him, i have to say that was one of the better quotes from that series

made my day dude, thanc.

This wasn't that type of vid

None of them are actaully, there mainly positive not depressing

Get this guy a comedy gig

Depression turtle occasion spouting off about the angry philosophy is the only thing that keeps me going.

Not mine. and nty to the sex act

The most humane thing in the whole history, is not ignorance, is not greed, is not envy, rather, it is kindness. It is the cogs that has made our whole history like that.

yeah completely arbitrary quote

@@anotherwea6692 I always thought it was the desire of survival and satisfaction

hue hue well the “kindness” we are talking about actually goes back to selfish motives Richard Dawkins “Selfish Gene” is a great book that talks about how even our unconditional love still stems from selfish needs and motives wired in our dna

- me when playing video games

That's honestly inspiring as hell

This actually inspired me

I wish... Me telling" fuck it" usually follows with "I can do the bare minimum right? Cuz I've already decided to fuck it" *sighs

Yeah this only works with those life choices for which the most negative outcome is fairly easily manageable. If the consequence of failure is you will lose your house, or maybe a small child will die, i guarantee its not wise to be telling yourself "fuck it" because thats precisely how people rush into things while disregarding important information or prep. So yeah, use it to get yourself out on the dance floor. To write that short story, or ask that cute guy/girl out etcetera. DONT use it if you work in something like nuclear power management or midwifery. Horses for courses, you know?

It's clickbait , title doesn't match the vid

@@ritaevora8521 Okay, that's true. 🤔

Thank you, I was looking for this :)

@@dianadamin the . and , buttons allow for going through a vid frame by frame. Once it's paused, of course.

Repost

Thanks. I was getting a bit annoyed constantly trying to pause the video after he said "go fuck yourself".

Thanks, friend.

they got PRANK'D

i just expected exurb1a madness as usual

But he made the title misleading to begin with. You can say he was being deceptive for a good cause, but that contradicts his point.

I thought it was a joke so I clicked on it lmao

I just watch every Exurb1a video

thank u

Thanks m8

Thanks!

Thanks!

Thanks!

Underrated comment

Alert! Incoming Slipper torpedo!

very underrated

If so, that is a massive honour. Hope you're doing all right

@@Exurb1a keep your things going!:) and thank you

@@Exurb1a man i just cant believe how fucking humble and human you are. You take time to answer to a lot of strangers in the planet while also bringing hope to a bunch of hopeless people that are probably falling into the unknown everyday. What you do, its fucking heorical. Well done man, well done

@@popoffiten5357 yeah the man is just talking abouth everything he thinks and explains in a way that makes us know much more abouth reality we know and how we know it and why it it like this and the dead ends science for now and this little knowlage makes us less missarable monkeys that at least gets they know almost nothink and after you at least know that your meaningless life seems like meaningless for everyone but they are too stupid or busy to understand that and after knowing you aren't the only one that suffers in the rules of this reality... You somehow get a little smile on your face and think, yeah we monkeys are amazing and can use our brain unlike any other animal out there. I will not pass this oppurtunity for doing whatever i want to do before i was reached my knowlage and get this universe is truly meaningless and i will do them, just for fun because nothing really matters ☺️ (and after you started you will forget all of those things and will focus on the job because using those mussles for a long periot of time without enough sleep is harder that thinking abouth doing it but hey at least you meet new and interesting people on the way that makes your life even less missarable :D)

Your not funny

"uh oh"

Andrea Ibrahim “That’s not How citation marks work”

@@bingbongjoel6581 I believe they are called quotation marks

Anybody happen to know the name of the track by chance?

@@MatthewKiff I really wanna know too, @ me if anyone knows pls

😆😆😆

@@MatthewKiff i think he makes his own music maybe

Allen_ N he do

Hey, found you again👋

I agree, also Hello

Not that I want to say something like "hey found you again" or anything, but... seriously though, do you watch every actual video uploaded on youtube? Because I'm sure there are thousands of videos out there I haven't watched yet but that still have a comment of yours, and I was just wondering how this is humanly possible

I still see you everywhere, can't forget that username and profile pic

it really isn't