Facebook Marketplace in real life

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Facebook Marketplace in real life

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Marshall Patrick

9 ай бұрын

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@CarsTechWood 9 ай бұрын

So true. I’ve lost faith in humanity selling stuff on marketplace. I’ve given a guy a $50 discount on my iPhone just for messaging me in complete sentences. It was nice.

@brandonmiller7122 8 ай бұрын

I have done the same thing ha. If someone with a brain cell responds, they get bonus stuff added instantly. Most of my responses do not include one single period in the entire paragraph.

@nomusicrc 8 ай бұрын

I love you

@thebabscat 8 ай бұрын

Seriously, I give people money back that show up and don't low ball me.

@VioletJoy 8 ай бұрын

😂

@codygordon59 8 ай бұрын

If it's not free it's too expensive

@JC-gv6sq 9 ай бұрын

The man went thru his entire closet for one skit, got to appreciate the effort, well done

@MrTechnicks 9 ай бұрын

The "show me your butthole" and pole hub combo was hilarious

@janeblogs324 9 ай бұрын

And such a nice guy to lend out all his clothes to all those buyers

@Petra999 8 ай бұрын

Facts

@Ride4Laughs 8 ай бұрын

I agree...well done!!

@BeagleBob-zw7wg 7 ай бұрын

He was killing time waiting for someone to buy the drill

@Taylor-dt2wd 4 ай бұрын

You don’t know hell until you’ve listed a car on marketplace

@Daniel-vs7qm Ай бұрын

Friggin tell me about it! Or an atv 😅

@thedbcooperforum Ай бұрын

Is it still available

@mmaviator22 Ай бұрын

What gets me are the idiots who list a car, you contact them, they say it's available, I say alright cool that price works for me where can we meet and it's fuckin radio silence.

@joshuahill1246 7 күн бұрын

@@mmaviator22 I had the opposite as the seller. Messaged with a guy for a couple hours about my truck. I agreed to his offer and asked when he wanted to meet up. Never heard from him again

@1sinister80 Күн бұрын

💯 Yes, I'm living this hell as I type.

@davidjpeacock 6 ай бұрын

Real experience. I have straight up tossed stuff in the garbage after experiences like this. Can't even get common courtesy out of most marketplace folks. And the depiction of the $7 guy was so frickin' bang on! Except for me they wouldn't even write "$7" they would simply save themselves the typing and write "7".

@ravengale 6 ай бұрын

Omfg I did the same thing except I just donated it to goodwill. I’m not gonna drive all over hell for a $5 item. Goodwill can have it.

@davidjpeacock 6 ай бұрын

@@ravengale that too! 😊👍

@randombird3264 5 ай бұрын

Me asking $2,000 for this car Buyer: 200 Me: That is 90% less than my asking price, no Buyer: 300 cash today

@MrPicklesAndTea 4 ай бұрын

@@randombird3264 You drive a hard bargain, $315 cash, and a CZ pendant I bought that turned out to be glass instead of CZ.

@joelonzello4189 3 ай бұрын

I'm breaking stuff up for the Dumpster. Many of these potential buyers are total airheads, Lowballers , bored women " shopping online " to kill time. That includes side hustling "estate sale" women. There's too many of them. Online Auction a Disaster. Mother's Jewelry Stolen.

@OG-SoaringFalcon 8 ай бұрын

You missed the guy that comes at the end with $25 in hand, drops the money takes the drill and says absolutely nothing! My favorite Marketplace customer!

@brutalbasspro 8 ай бұрын

Only had one of these, dude showed up exactly when he said he would. Paid me and carted off the car parts no issues it was crazy. Now have a guy wanting to try on wheels that came off the same make and model car he has.

@keithsj10 8 ай бұрын

I've had that happen back in the good old early days of Craigslist before it became a swamp. Older white guys that showed up just handed me the money, took the item and left. Best customers ever. Haven't seen one like that in over a decade now...

@aaroncarr-mackay2457 8 ай бұрын

Get a lot of weird ones like I send you money order if you send me drill.

@OG-SoaringFalcon 8 ай бұрын

Just got one today!!! Guy calls 10 minutes after I placed the ad, shows up 30 minutes later on time at the meeting location, looks at the phone I had for sale, hands me the cash and leaves! I am still not sure it was real, but the cash is still in my wallet!!! 😄

@ekiM2K 8 ай бұрын

@@OG-SoaringFalconI'd ask you if you sold me my phone today but you posted that 10 hours ago lol

@greatalaska6429 9 ай бұрын

" I hate that drill, and I hate you for havin it!" lmao for real real

@madhatter-1891 9 ай бұрын

😂

@CrabSpirits 9 ай бұрын

Missed the guy that says he will take it. He takes one step towards him and disappears.

@tw8464 8 ай бұрын

There are people like this. Crazy

@erict3728 7 ай бұрын

Yes, I've had my life threatened and my wife threatened because I wouldn't accept $50 for a car

@Carl_McMelvin 7 ай бұрын

@@WhiteG60do facts hurt you? Cry more, NPC.

@noneofyourbusiness4021 6 ай бұрын

I joined facebook to try and sell a few items. I lasted about 3 weeks and encountered almost every scenario in this video. I don’t do it anymore. My wife has more patience for this silliness. Well done!

@DJStKittz 4 ай бұрын

This is CLASSIC. I love to see that no matter where you live, this is the nonsense you deal with on Facebook Marketplace. This is pretty much the exact reason why I refuse to sell on marketplace. The "Is this available" with no response afterwards are the worst messages. And the "can you deliver it"

@robbarber7253 9 ай бұрын

Don't forget the guy who agrees to the price and shows up 10$ short

@DeAthWaGer 8 ай бұрын

While drinking a large Slurpee and smoking a fresh pack of cigs. They literally go to a convenience store ATM, take out the exact amount, then spend some AT the store.

@robbarber7253 8 ай бұрын

@@DeAthWaGer Exactly

@RedPillSurvival 7 ай бұрын

Or gives you money so damaged that even the bank won't take it.

@HawkGTboy 6 ай бұрын

I’ve had that happen with motorcycles. I’m selling it for $2800 and dude showed up with $2500. He didn’t think I’d say no, but I did!.

@robbarber7253 6 ай бұрын

@@HawkGTboy Haha nice you should tell him now the price is $3000 for you 😂

@mannymarredo8992 9 ай бұрын

Don't forget about the part where they beg you to lower the price, so you finally do and they never show up anyway...

@DugrozReports 8 ай бұрын

Oh my word, yes! The worst was one several years ago, my wife and I were selling a table. Lady contacts us, asks several questions. Says she wants to buy it, we negotiate over the price, reach an agreement. Agrees to meet at a specific place & specific time. I pack up the table, which barely fits in the back of our car, drive to the place, wait there 45 minutes. She gave me her cell phone so I texted her; got replies the previous day, but on the day I show up she is completely nonresponsive ghosting me 100% and ignores every single message. My final message to her was something like “thanks for wasting my time“ 🙄 Never apologized.

@mikeboy337 6 ай бұрын

yup "okay, I'll be there tomorrow" - 3 weeks later. idiots lmao

@elly2154 6 ай бұрын

omg trueeeeeee

@piccalillipit9211 6 ай бұрын

YEP

@ravengale 6 ай бұрын

I was GIVING AWAY banana trees that my husband had dug up. I went out back and dragged 5 or so giant, wet trees to my front yard so this neckbeard could take them. Well I gave him my address before I did that and missed his messages asking for directions. Dude. GPS. So he said he’d come back later and of course never did. Someone else came and got em. I never heard from this guy again.

@gooddeed26 5 ай бұрын

Man that grandson is such a great guy, trying to save his grandma. It can’t be a scam because he said for real.

@americanfirst913 3 ай бұрын

And he said it 27 times. So it’s definitely got to be “for real”

@expensivefreedom 6 ай бұрын

One of my favorite moves on marketplace is to find something I need at a fair price close enough that I can pick it up. Then my opening message to the seller is “I’d like to pick this up between 6:30 and 7:00 this evening if that works for you.” They can then tell me someone else is already coming to get it, agree to the pickup time, or whatever.. The point is I get something I want at a fair price and no hassle for either of us. Marketplace is awesome for buyers.

@kytepc8632 4 ай бұрын

Yes this is how I buy on a real positive note first if all I would not be looking at stuff overpriced I contact on the deal I want so should others

@brianmulcahey1843 8 ай бұрын

This made my morning. A guy on FB marketplace literally messaged me before 8am to tell me how overpriced my item was and wished me the best. So I sent him the link to this video. 😂

@samueldavis5895 6 ай бұрын

A link to another video of complete and utter junk being sold for overprice. The drill in reality isn’t worth $10.

@YouWinAFREEiPOD 6 ай бұрын

@@samueldavis5895...Wait is this a joke or a bewilderingly combative take on a comedy sketch?

@Trigger200284 6 ай бұрын

@@samueldavis5895seems like you are what people in the biz refer to as a low baller. If you can get it for cheaper, then why aren’t you there getting it? It’s so draining having to listen to the logic of an idiot…

@thrillerdill 6 ай бұрын

⁠@@samueldavis5895Tbh if you already have all that old 18v Dewalt stuff, $25 for an extra drill and batt isn’t a terrible deal. Plus on marketplace you could probably get them down to $15 if you actually send an offer and don’t just ask if it’s still available. Or if you have all those batteries already and your drill died, $15/$25 beats buying a brand new one with different batts for $140+ My dad has one of those older Dewalt drills still and the motor in it still works awesome. So I don’t know where you’re buying your power tools for smoking deals but hook me up I guess if $25 is a lot for a drill.

@Tamshobby 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@andrewday7799 9 ай бұрын

The dying grandma story was so accurate lol

@jimmic6063 6 ай бұрын

My wife is so weak when those guys wanns buy our stuff 😂 but im not.. I really dint care if hes grandmother is acually dying cause if she is dying and the only thing he can think of is buying a drill then she does not matter to him 😂

@whitecloudmountainminnowpr6353 6 ай бұрын

TBF. The elderly to tend to get sick and die

@grisslebear 6 ай бұрын

@@whitecloudmountainminnowpr6353 To date the planetary mortality rate is 100%, as far as we know.

@Acid_Viking 6 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, the US healthcare system suffers from an endemic shortage of reliable bone marrow drills, and regulations prevent hospitals from sourcing them from Home Depot. It's the same story with chiropractic wrench sets and dermatological belt sanders.

@GaryInHell 6 ай бұрын

Some people will do and say anything to get a deal but if someone is generally excited and seems like a good person and offering a fair offer I will look out for them cuz I know what’s it’s like to really want something and not be able to afford it

@roanlagos 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely nailed it! This is true for Australians too! I hate selling stuff on marketplace now. In Aus the “I just want it because it’s free” crowd (who then stuff you around endlessly) got so bad I now put token $2 amounts on stuff I give away. If people turn up on time and have good comms they get it for free.. Weeds out so many “is this available?” With nil response message time wasters.

@emilyarmy7215 5 ай бұрын

Omg this is hilarious, and totally SPOT ON! Especially the part where, even after he gives in & says it's FREE, people STILL WANT MORE! "Deliver it", "Throw in a charger" This is why I also can't stand selling & instead just goodwill everything: dealing with endless greed & entitlement just depresses me too much.

@user-bh6un9cz5f 9 ай бұрын

I hate those always just asking " is the item still available" and never hear from them again...

@gregsonnenberg396 9 ай бұрын

I do that 😂 to the people who put I will not respond to "is it still available?" LOL

@MarshallPatrick 9 ай бұрын

Hahaha I’m that guy 😂😂😂

@MarshallPatrick 9 ай бұрын

Every damn time!

@achronos999able 9 ай бұрын

Ask "is it still available" and when they say yes, hit em with the follow up "not surprised".

@user-bh6un9cz5f 9 ай бұрын

@@achronos999able or ask why are you selling this

@wolfeadventures 9 ай бұрын

The other one I get is “ send me your phone number I want to ask you a few questions”. No. I’m not having a conversation about a $10 screwdriver.

@bennyboyy7 9 ай бұрын

Right and youre already texting me. Made that mistake before

@timlong1462 9 ай бұрын

Lmao a conversation! So true man

@nomusicrc 8 ай бұрын

That's how you know it's a scam when they want your true phone number I just watched a video on it

@dfarmer_ 8 ай бұрын

$10 screwdriver?!? I'll give you a dollar. Oh, I don't have a car so can you deliver?

@harmony2369 8 ай бұрын

What screw driver are you selling for $10 without a conversation LMAO

@jayjaybrown32 3 ай бұрын

This was absolutely hilarious. I sell stuff everyday on marketplace. Man I could write a book about how crazy situations have turned out sometimes. Don't forget the ones who show up a dollar or 2 short.

@SD-jl3ut 6 ай бұрын

Wow! That’s exactly why I don’t sell anything on FB marketplace. Great job!!! This skit was perfect.

@adriennefriend 8 ай бұрын

Your ability to do such a wide and nuanced range of North Georgia Southern accents with matching posture and facial expressions is truly impressive. Truly feels like I'm at a family reunion listening to these "guys".

@joshcarter-com 6 ай бұрын

Haha I never realized there was a “north Georgia southern accent” until just now. You’re absolutely right. I used to live in North Carolina and the accent is different there. And I have to wonder if Marshall read your comment and thought, “what accent?”

@ri3m4nn 6 ай бұрын

Yep, Dahlonega here

@user-gj1me4mf5c 6 ай бұрын

I thought he was in Alabama because of several Bama hats. Guess he attended Bama instead of UGA.

@El_Chompo 6 ай бұрын

his character acting is so good. I love the look of disappointment when one of the "buyers" didn't like what he heard. he really gets into character, soo funny.

@daniellehutchison3585 9 ай бұрын

"can you hold that until November 23?" I'm on the floor dying

@sharpshooter3175 8 ай бұрын

That's my birthday 🎉😂

@nomusicrc 8 ай бұрын

@@sharpshooter3175Happy birthday

@sharpshooter3175 8 ай бұрын

aye thank you@@nomusicrc

@rickma6363 8 ай бұрын

I'm watching this on November 18th, I'm hoping that drill is still available for that guy.

@panicmosem5969 6 ай бұрын

While crack scratchin!!

@rjphoenix550 6 ай бұрын

Man! This is spot on! I tried selling my guitar for $30. Guy made me an offer for $15, that I accepted (I really needed the money). He then expected me to drive more than 50 miles to deliver it to him. After that incident I deleted Facebook, I think begging for the $30 would have been easier! 😂

@natanpierce495 4 ай бұрын

This is GREAT! And sooo true. Anyone who has tried to do a little bit on any online service gets soooo frustrated with all this. This is great cause it takes the edge off the process of what it's really like. Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

@heymoe1179 8 ай бұрын

That is so spot on. I sold stuff (downsized) on FB marketplace...and the people I was contacted by, negotiated with, meet and was stood up by made me question humanity.

@TheEnd-eg6wq 6 ай бұрын

You have to be smart enough to know half the correspondents you received were scammers.

@kellidinit3725 5 ай бұрын

I stopped with marketplace. Went to Mercari, still get idiots. Not as many, but they are everywhere. 😂😂

@luco1417 7 ай бұрын

I'm one of the folks that asks if it's still available, but it's because no one around here EVER deletes their ad once the item is sold.

@aircastles1013 4 ай бұрын

Same here. Drives me crazy.

@b.minister 4 ай бұрын

But…everytime some asks me if it’s still available and I say “yes”, there is no response; no follow-up. Are you just curious if it sold yet? Are you doing research?

@shivin1962 4 ай бұрын

Do humanity a favor and follow up with something else besides and auto generated "is it still available?" Because God knows as a seller 99% of those people just ghost

@luco1417 4 ай бұрын

@@b.minister I can't say for the other potential buyers but I don't ask if an item is still available unless I intend to buy it @shivin1962 and as a seller I also get where you're coming from. I've had numerous people ask if the item is still available, then never hear back again after I reply.

@Dr.HUGENSTEIN 4 ай бұрын

iS iT sTiLL aVaiLaBLe???

@OzymandiasWasRight 4 ай бұрын

I inherited my mom's house and ive had to liquidate everything inside of it before selling. I really needed this video. Its comforting to know im not alone, ive been dealing with everything in this video for 3 months now.

@KSMvidcast 6 ай бұрын

This is sooo accurate! There's also the customer (more common on eBay) who buys something knowing all the details and then wants to return it as soon as they receive it.

@davidrichardson6749 9 ай бұрын

Once had somebody want us to drive 15 miles to drop off a pair of baby shoes we were selling for 3 dollars because they didn’t have a car. And of course they had an attitude when the wife told them no. The stupidity and arrogance makes me tempted to just throw stuff away instead of selling it.

@francisrangers6163 9 ай бұрын

I once had someone ask if I'd drive 45 minutes one way to deliver a free desk and got angry when I told them I'd deliver for $200. I said I was very busy, my time is very valuable to me, and gas for my mid-sized SUV large enough to move said desk is very expensive. The person went into an all-out downward spiral, saying, "A doctor fresh out of surgery wouldn't take $200 for delivery." I said, "You're probably right. A doctor fresh out of surgery would pay a disposal company to take the desk to the dump." Hahaha

@kylemcweeny878 8 ай бұрын

@@francisrangers6163200 is excessive though

@craig8638 8 ай бұрын

Real craigslist, Facebook, Nextdoor interactions would be golden on video. People are crazy.

@jakehayes9945 8 ай бұрын

Or donate to Salvation Army or something where it will actually be put to good use

@jbranche8024 8 ай бұрын

Been through all this in South Florida. Even had almost new item for stupid cheap, and they wanted Delivery. NOPE, Goodwill, and receipt with actual used value for Taxes.

@trinsit 8 ай бұрын

This isn't just Facebook market place. I work at a department store at the mall. This is just humanity.

@ruthlessroxy8306 6 ай бұрын

Awesome video! I can’t agree more about my experience on Facebook Marketplace and Craig’s List.

@steve_main 6 ай бұрын

OMG this is the most accurate depiction of what it is like to sell somthing on Facebook I have ever seen. I lose my crap when I put all the details in the ad and then I get all these questions.. Like why dont you read the fricking ad? Do you really buy stuff without reading the ad??? Also the peopel that want it but then when they ask for your address they didnt realize you live 100 miles away. Its says right at the bottom the area i am from!! BUT you are missing the biggest issue in this, he fact that people NEVER show up.. LIKE WTF PEOPLE. I absoloutly hate people of Facebook!

@316Autos 9 ай бұрын

Spot on. Just went through this crap. I did have a freaking miracle happen though, guy messaged me, didn't ask stupid ass questions that I already answered in the ad, showed up on time, and didn't even negotiate.

@deaj8450 9 ай бұрын

That's me every time I buy anything used. I don't understand how it's apparently so difficult for so many people.

@wingabouts 8 ай бұрын

A rare jewel...

@sjsomething4936 8 ай бұрын

@@deaj8450 same. If I’m not willing to pay the price, I move onto another listing. If I really felt it was overpriced perhaps I might politely ask, but so far I’ve never done that. Most stuff is priced pretty low as it is.

@jp-gy3vh 4 ай бұрын

That’s me as well lol. I don’t see the point squabbling over something that’s already discounted

@kytepc8632 4 ай бұрын

I really like it when they bring a friend, the friend rides the mower and the buyer makes the deal we shake the friend gets off the mower they talk and the buyer comes back and say sorry we are going to get a smaller mower. I no longer deal with friends

@jimclark1131 9 ай бұрын

Yep, that is EXACTLY what listing stuff on marketplace is like. Well done, this is funny as hell.

@drakesavory2019 4 ай бұрын

You forgot the "I'll give your $10." "No. It's $25." "You're not really serious about selling it."

@user-vb8se6gg2y 6 ай бұрын

Yep. I got so fed up the last time I tried to sell stuff locally, I took down the listings and donated it.

@emmamccoy8381 9 ай бұрын

NOW I understand why people say "If you see it it's still available" 😆

@MarshallPatrick 9 ай бұрын

Haha for real!

@mcmc77658 9 ай бұрын

I've gotten my wording down pretty fierce for FBMP to keep the weirdos away! I love your videos/comedy!!

@CrabSpirits 9 ай бұрын

It's because some imbecile at Facebook put a "Is this still available" button right there for you to click on accidentally or for no reason at all.

@bennyboyy7 9 ай бұрын

I think people click it by accident sometimes, I have but only once. I usually say hi, and ask about it though rather than ask one of the more obvious questions. If it's not available they either won't answer or they'll say it's not available so that's literally wasting time asking if it's available

@grindersandgears3445 9 ай бұрын

@@bennyboyy7 Can confirm, have also done that by accident on touchscreen when just trying to browse, it's way too easy to do.

@Jin-Ro 8 ай бұрын

I bought a Jerry can off MP, went to pick it up and it had a big rusted out hole in the bottom. He seemed completely unfazed that he was selling a rusted out jerry can. These people get to vote.

@Stahe 7 ай бұрын

Voting doesn’t matter. Politics is a rich man’s game that’s sold to the highest bidder. Voting is just a way to let the sheeple feel like they have importance.

@joshualucas1821 7 ай бұрын

@Stahe I was going to change your mind, but it's probably best you don't vote anyway.

@Kerithanos 7 ай бұрын

@@aFishNamedPete Well, what ARE you talking about, then? Because that's all the change we would get from direct election of the President - Hillary Clinton in the White House. Unless you're still worked up about Benjamin Harrison beating Grover Cleveland? Our democracy is a disgusting facade, to be sure, but that's primarily due to the fact that most of the population can be manipulated effortlessly by the vast propaganda machines that control the press, Hollywood, etc, etc. It has nothing to do with the electoral congress. All the electoral congress does is, in theory and on rare occasion, give the less populated states a fighting chance against the sprawling maggot farms that constitute our big cities these days.

@Morberis 6 ай бұрын

@@Kerithanos Fyi guys this guy outed himself as a Nazi in other comments. Also a StormFront member.

@cd3949 6 ай бұрын

@@aFishNamedPete Democracy is the worst form of government ever conceived. Your argument is invalid.

@jamesl.223 4 ай бұрын

great job! normally don't watch skits but this one was really well done.

@cyberpunk.386 6 ай бұрын

"Anyway you could hold that until November 23rd?" 😂 But…you forgot the part where people confirm they’ll pick it up and then never turn up, and that happening 5 times in a row.

@cpruns4501 7 ай бұрын

This is absolute gold right here!! This right here is actually why I don't, never have, and never will sell anything privately. I would rather donate anything I don't want to the good will and move on with my life. I was once donating a bunch of stuff to good will and a guy walking buy asked how much for the chairs and table. I said "Well they are not for sale, I'm just donating them". He then said he wanted to take them (if they are free) and I said sure but he has to talk them that moment as my friend with his truck is only available today. So if this guy bails on me I'm stuck with this crap. This guy went on this crazy sob story about how he is broke and this table and chairs is exactly what he needs for his family etc. etc. He PROMISED he would be back to tomorrow to get them. How could I say no? You guessed it he never showed up and I had to sit on them for another few months. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I feel a lot better now:)

@flat-earther 6 ай бұрын

wow I'm sorry to hear that frustrating experience. BTW spruns, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe

@Oblithian 6 ай бұрын

Kijiji was better but everyone uses Facebook now.

@James-dv1df 6 ай бұрын

I have found time wasters all come out for the freebies. Charge small amount and they disappear

@JD-wn3cc 6 ай бұрын

@flat-earther you're absolutely tragic mate. You're literally a human bot. Going round putting these personalised spam comments on people's posts. Like anyone is that crazy to join your bunch of fool hat wearers

@crIms0ngen 6 ай бұрын

@@flat-earther Well that was quite a segue into insanity. Yikes.

@JPLong 9 ай бұрын

ive watched this 3 times now to laugh out my PTSD from selling stuff on FB. Whats sad is every one of his interactions takes place for each thing you sell.

@El_Chompo 6 ай бұрын

man I don't know if you made other videos but this is a masterpiece of skit comedy and I would love to see more skits from you, you are really good at it

@01rydr 6 ай бұрын

Great freaking skit. That's exactly how things are. I loved it when Offerup first came about because you didn't have all these wackos, but it was a matter of time till they migrated. Sometimes I prefer to donate my items instead of posting them because of the hassle.

@johnnyrayh5858 9 ай бұрын

It’s always weird to me how many people ask you tons of questions about what your selling. Ask to drop the price, and tell you they’re going to come pick it up and you never hear from them again.

@deirdresheridan8223 8 ай бұрын

I know, right? What is that?

@harmony2369 8 ай бұрын

@@deirdresheridan8223 Finding a cheaper price after talking to you

@MushookieMan 7 ай бұрын

Because they found it cheaper elsewhere

@TheCaitling 7 ай бұрын

I sell stuff on ebay and there is a well known rule: if they're asking questions, they're not buying. And it's about 95% true. It's so true that I've actually blocked people just for asking questions if their message is something that can be answered if they actually read the listing and / or if the question was an incomplete sentence with no punctuation such as "true to size" or "15 dollars".

@TheCaitling 7 ай бұрын

I also think this is just the thrill of the hunt. Like the quick dopamine hit you get from searching for and buying the perfect pair of jeans but like two hours later you're at baseline and it's onto the next thing. I think they're excited to ask and act like they're going to come get it but once they have to get off their butt and hand over the cash, they ghost.

@partee1986 9 ай бұрын

He doesn’t miss. I’ve been through this a thousand times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MarshallPatrick 9 ай бұрын

Every single time!!!

@captainchar1sma 9 ай бұрын

I love when the dudes who try sob stories to get it for free. They fake everything from Leukemia to stolen Valor.

@andresjauregui7126 9 ай бұрын

Travis kiss me

@GMbowtie350 8 ай бұрын

@@MarshallPatrickAs someone who lives in Northwest Georgia outside Chattanooga you couldn’t have hit it more on the head.

@TravelFunLive 6 ай бұрын

Great sketch. So true and hilarious.

@gregdoyle829 5 ай бұрын

100% truth. Nobody can read the ad, see the pictures or wants to pay whatever the price is.

@OrionsAnvil 9 ай бұрын

Pretty dang funny. You left out the part where the listing says "if it's listed it's still available, if you ask if it's still available I'll put a curse on you and your family." Then you send them a message telling them you're interested and they say "Oh it's not available." then you check it a few days later and it's still listed.

@dinklebob1 5 ай бұрын

THIS RIGHT HERE. This is why people ask. This shows the annoyance of being asked, but the number of times I've tried to buy something and "oops I already sold it lol" is off the charts

@PurpleRose8725 4 ай бұрын

Yesssssss Precisely why I ask.

@user-ny9po2lm1x 9 ай бұрын

This is exactly what I experience every single time I try to sell anything on marketplace or Craigslist or whatever. I usually just get fed up and either keep it or give it to the thrift store. It’s like people expect you to deliver it to them and also pay them to take it off your hands!

@webstercat 5 ай бұрын

I thought this was going to be less than funny I was wrong. You do good characters… funny & I know funny..Patterson Tweed Presents

@faithismespeaks6848 4 ай бұрын

You get a huge like and a sub just because this was so funny, thanks for the laughs. Good luck with your channel, all the best to you and your family.

@Myshkal 9 ай бұрын

“What good is a drill without a charger?! You’re trying to rip me off!” *Me in the power tools section at Home Depot*

@marcellkovacs5452 5 ай бұрын

It’s a problem the first time you buy a tool, but if you have more than one (which is the case for professionals), you’re better off only having to pay for one charger and a couple of batteries that you can share between the tools.

@andrewgarratt5191 8 ай бұрын

😏 once!, I used their service ONCE!, I was selling an Antique Carpenters chest full of tools. The amount of dumb ass questions I got was astounding. Luckily it sold in 2 days…. I wouldn’t have been able to deal with a 3rd day of: “Do you have any machinists tools?” “Could I just buy a chisel?” “Are any of these good for bookbinding?” 🤣 I started thinking friends were pranking me after the first day… “We have a Carpenter history museum…. Would you like to donate the chest?” It was like being pranked repeatedly… but by folks who are dead ass serious.

@XxXK1770rD13XxX 6 ай бұрын

Ha, nail on the head with this one 🤣 Imma have to check out your other vids for sure

@kelownatechkid 4 ай бұрын

This was surprisingly well done, creative!!

@nedkelly2035 9 ай бұрын

You needed one guy with an Indian accent who wants you to give it to his secretary who will ship it to him, then he will send you a check.

@Sashazur 6 ай бұрын

The scam is they overpay you with a fake check which your bank accepts (at first) and get you to send the extra back to them BEFORE your bank rejects the check.

@skizyj1546 8 ай бұрын

My favorite “What’s the lowest you’ll take”. I always say “What’s the most you are wanting to pay”

@ancientflames 6 ай бұрын

I just say “listed” or “read the title and description”

@Loljjkb 3 ай бұрын

I block those people send that crap

@MrPhillies0808 4 ай бұрын

Omg….that is BRILLIANT….HILARIOUS….and ACCURATE! :)

@ValeriePenney 6 ай бұрын

That was awesome! So true!!! Thanks for the laughs.

@captainchar1sma 9 ай бұрын

By far the best one yet. Dead on. I love the sick grandma bit.

@aaroncarr-mackay2457 8 ай бұрын

That's the started a new job poor boy story. Probably gonna sell it for weed.

@tannerbaer 9 ай бұрын

Last guy had a good point. If someone say will you take a trade I always say yes, for cash.

@dandeve 15 күн бұрын

Why am I just learning that you exist? Man, you are hilarious!

@Irene-eu4iz 7 ай бұрын

Omg, this is so accurate. Thank you for making this video

@emachine310 9 ай бұрын

My all time favorite was I when I posted my crashed car for parts on Facebook marketplace. I posted multiple photos, the car was clearly not in operational condition... Got a sob story about how they needed a car today so that they could get to work ...

@Pomagranite167 6 ай бұрын

This one has me in stitches 😂

@liquidt3ch 9 ай бұрын

he forgot about the people that say they want it, give a time to pick it up, and then never show. I find most the of the time, when you think you've sold something, this happens

@projectknowbull 9 ай бұрын

I hope there's a special place in hell for those people. 😂

@synthetics_music 4 ай бұрын

Jeez this is too true lmao😂😂 love this skit man

@pkirkland416 6 ай бұрын

Great comedy. Well done!

@djsting 9 ай бұрын

And that is why I hate selling stuff on social media. I put a harbor freight lathe up for sale one time. I had just upgraded to a nicer one. They retail for like $280. I was asking $150. Decent little starter lathe to get somebody going on the cheap. After 3 weeks of that nonsense..."Does it work?" "Will you take less?" "What size is it?"...You know...stuff that was in listing...4 years later, it's still in my shop and I still use it on occasion. LOL

@jeffjorden3340 9 ай бұрын

So, you're saying its still available??😅

@djsting 9 ай бұрын

@@jeffjorden3340 Honestly...yeah. LOL

@____MC____ 7 ай бұрын

Is it still available?

@djsting 7 ай бұрын

@@____MC____Techically...yes. LOL

@kjata77 9 ай бұрын

Spot on... just hate when sellers don't take down their listings when not available any longer or try to 'bait & switch' (I'm a seller & buyer)

@Don-xc9yj 9 ай бұрын

I dont want to mark my item as sold until I sell it but its difficult getting any response back out of the hundreds of "is this still available" messages asking for it.. let alone the angry messages "why havent you responded to my message for it yet". I just let it sit as available for a few days then mark it as sold and work my way up the list of messages until I get a response and make a sale.

@marcellkovacs5452 5 ай бұрын

@@Don-xc9yjit’s available until someone has paid for it. I don’t reserve anything unless the person strikes me as extremely trustworthy.

@annettegaffneyartcyclingwh7535 6 ай бұрын

It’s so true, every single scenario! Well done😂😂😂

@JD-wn3cc 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely spot-on! And exactly the same as it in the uk. I get people want a deal and a bit of a haggle in the price, but then all the crap about delivery and throwing stuff in always makes my piss boil.

@Lunch_Peak 8 ай бұрын

“Can you deliver it?” So true! Oh this sketch brought back some memories…

@PeterLawton 7 ай бұрын

Sure! I can deliver for $2,000.

@timlong1462 9 ай бұрын

Literally sums up every experience I have had. I don't even attempt to sell small items on there. It's got to be an item in the $200+ range. I have to factor in my time answering all the dumb questions, and dealing with a 75% no-show rate. Anything less than that and I try to give it to somebody I know, or sell it to someone in my friend circle. I would never even consider selling something for $25 on marketplace.

@ancientflames 6 ай бұрын

Damn a 25% show rate is pretty good.

@Rew123 4 ай бұрын

Good point. But then you have to worry about safety if you're selling something that valuable. I don't really sell stuff online anymore. I offer it to my family and if nobody wants it, I drop it off at Goodwill.

@1700iDiGuy Ай бұрын

I think social media has made people absolute dreamers and time wasters. Noone with 1/2 ounce of being decent would waste anyones time or theirs

@oBseSsIoNPC 4 ай бұрын

Yes sir. Absolutely spot on. Even covered the scam, albeit too little of that. Those come up first day of posting!

@NinetySix_95 9 ай бұрын

I had my truck for sale and after a few weeks of all this I gave up and decided to just keep the thing 😂

@davidcarper5411 9 ай бұрын

We are dealing with a dumbed down public today, all jokes aside..

@ww4787 9 ай бұрын

Same, I eventually sold my truck though. But it took a lot of people offering less than half the asking value or dumbest questions. Glad to have the money, but it was not worth that mental strain

@blackghost1791 9 ай бұрын

Is it still available? Lmao

@nickg505 9 ай бұрын

@@blackghost1791baaahahaha 😂

@nickg505 9 ай бұрын

Does it come with a battery charger? 🤣 😂 🤣

@austinhmmm9087 9 ай бұрын

You are the absolute greatest of all time when it comes to skits!

@MarshallPatrick 9 ай бұрын

That’s a hell of a compliment! Thank you!!!

@CH-vv2hr 9 ай бұрын

@@MarshallPatrick Ur definitely good... but the GOAT? I would not go that far...

@chriswixtrom6514 5 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for making this hilarious video!

@pixiethebug 6 ай бұрын

Hey! I have that fluffy shirt haha 😂 got to see him live once, it was great. This whole skit is great!! The last time I tried to sell something on marketplace, I had someone tell me that all I had to do was give them some random number that would give them access to my google account so they could send me the money 😂😂😂😂 Scammers can be really stupid sometimes.

@Wakeywhodat 9 ай бұрын

Well done! I downsized when I moved a few years ago and ended up donating most of what I didn’t want to a good charity. I took the tax write off and spared myself from having to deal with riffraff, much less having them out to my property 😂

@YeshuaKingMessiah 8 ай бұрын

I’ve bought mostly secondhand everything for last 3 decades. Glad to know I’m riffraff But I can meet u at a McDonald’s if ur scared of a single mom who’s got 2 kids with her. Sure. I’m not coming IN ur house lol

@Wakeywhodat 8 ай бұрын

@YeshuaKingMessiah It only takes 1 bad spple. The estate sale (garage sale) was the main concern. That truly does bring in all kinds. Selling specific items isn't so bad, but then I find myself wasting time haggling over $5.

@darrenstratton4056 9 ай бұрын

This is a perfect summary of FB market place, only thing missing was the "I'll be there in an hour" and never shows up.

@melissabuchanan7036 9 ай бұрын

Or, "I'm on my way" and never shows up.

@Workingman22 4 ай бұрын

Bro just found your channel and these were some much needed laughs 😂

@sewingmachinetipsandtricks9079 6 ай бұрын

Awesome video!! That is absolutely the marketplace.

@Atlas.X9X 9 ай бұрын

"Why would I need one snow ski?" had me laughing... Thanks for the time you put into making this.

@Ardisha-cc9mc 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Man I absolutely hate listing anything for all of these exact reasons 😂😂 I am just keeping my ish!!

@MarshallPatrick 9 ай бұрын

I HATE listing anything on Marketplace, id rather just throw the shit away 😂

@dustinmarquand5301 9 ай бұрын

Exactly or I just give stuff away.

@GroovyMisfit 9 ай бұрын

@@dustinmarquand5301 Donate to the Habitat for humanity Restore store.

@JeriDro 6 ай бұрын

dude you are a great actor, haha you know people!

@echo71515 6 ай бұрын

Don't forget the guy who finally agrees to buy it, then rocks up at 11pm at night and still tries to haggle you down even more.

@robtorok3935 7 ай бұрын

What a great start to my day. I’m so glad I stumbled across this comic genius. Thanks.

@mister.wizard 7 ай бұрын

So True on ALL the selling platforms! The dumbest people in the world are the buyers who try to scam you, can’t spell or type in proper English, ask if it’s still available and then ghost you and on and on! I love this video and the impressions. Great job! 😂

@tomporrata4359 6 ай бұрын

Awesome! Good acting!! And So true

@Jason-kg4rs 5 ай бұрын

This has been my whole week.

@makebreakrepeat 9 ай бұрын

I'd love to see you do one from the other side. We've had some really sketchy buying experiences on FB.

@davidcarper5411 9 ай бұрын

..Just as sketch as Craigslist

@beekeeper8474 9 ай бұрын

So just trying to buy a two door Tahoe?

@captaindishman9126 8 ай бұрын

>see truck I want to buy >contact seller and confirm I want to buy the truck >go to bank and withdraw money for truck >get a message saying it stopped working that morning >"ok.. do you know what's wrong with it because I can fix it and take it off your hands" >get ghosted This was just one example of that time I tried to buy a truck off marketplace. I still don't own a truck...

@adamr4198 8 ай бұрын

The price is $115 (which somehow means I’m supposed to make an offer above $115) or the price too good of a deal (the item fell off of a truck). Still sometimes you do find good deals. 😅

@Thinginator 8 ай бұрын

@@captaindishman9126As someone who recently was car shopping, almost nobody knows how to properly list their vehicles. My favorites are when they say something like “interior needs work” and provide 0 photos of the interior. Like… what does that mean!? It could mean anything from “the seat has one tear” to “there is no interior whatsoever” and I’m not driving all the way there to find out, just frigging show pictures of important details so I can decide if it’s worth considering. Or when they only show the car from one angle, poorly cropped so you can’t see the whole thing… at that point I’m gonna assume the side I can’t see is just trashed.