She :who r u callin rn and why is he talking abt ne like that💀
@user-kf9ee4bw4d10 ай бұрын
Bye man you lived a honorable life💀
@Itzz_Angel_YT10 ай бұрын
@@user-kf9ee4bw4d ya she said if i dont break up with him cuz she tought it was my boy friend she'll get hin arrested💀
@deovolo706110 ай бұрын
Bro roasted my mom 💀 EDIT:Likes go brrr
@bobbygene441810 ай бұрын
Your mom pays your phone bill so you find that funny! Im sure you're a good kid...
@deovolo706110 ай бұрын
What
@deovolo706110 ай бұрын
@@bobbygene4418 my mom died dude in paying my own phone bill
@Gaypotato210 ай бұрын
@@deovolo7061I'm terribly sorry for your loss
@jlchips9 ай бұрын
Hey don’t speak ill of the dead dude
@alrubaiesura90879 ай бұрын
Bro really had the audacity to roast my mom 💀
@avannen01099 ай бұрын
Nah bro the last one took the most 180° turn ever 💀☠️
@selvamvarshini21097 ай бұрын
Nah it took a 360° turn
@CatManReal7 ай бұрын
@@selvamvarshini2109 Do you even know what 360 degrees is? Its a circle. 180 is half a circle. It did not make a 360 turn.
@selvamvarshini21097 ай бұрын
@@CatManReal Bro,do u even know how to take a joke?
@CatManReal7 ай бұрын
@@selvamvarshini2109 I do know how to take a joke, but your "joke" made literally no sense.
@selvamvarshini21097 ай бұрын
@@CatManReal Ok,Idc
@Art.and.Hamsters10 ай бұрын
All of my batteries are in the same drawer with my LIGHTERS and SHARP TOOLS 💀💀💀💀
@scoobydoo544710 ай бұрын
You’re so brave! 😂
@user-kf9ee4bw4d10 ай бұрын
GG'S to you😅
@pqddachu9 ай бұрын
Me with a little piece of tin foil: 😈😈😈
@kiomi_nazumaki9 ай бұрын
Bro same 💀💀
@Izzylovesspiderman9 ай бұрын
SAME😭
@Hope-el8lp10 ай бұрын
Bro roasted my whole blood line 😭💀💀
@chingqing05049 ай бұрын
3 people in your bloodline ⚰️⚰️⚰️
@Hope-el8lp9 ай бұрын
🤯
@juwoningram9 ай бұрын
You’re mom is your bloodline?
@Hope-el8lp9 ай бұрын
@@juwoningram Wth u think 💀
@juwoningram9 ай бұрын
@@Hope-el8lp your. Grandma is your bloodline
@AliExpos9 ай бұрын
New fear unlocked : Hold a sneeze
@Camera589 ай бұрын
"DO not hold sneeze" I have holded my sneeze for about. 5 times. And I'm fine.
@TrevorPhillipsOffical2 ай бұрын
Same
@Oiki_chan12219 ай бұрын
If i dont sneeze, i die If i sneeze, i also die What is with this human body
@purplesuitcase079 ай бұрын
Sneezing is actually getting rid of germs, I does the exact opposite of killing you.
@Joost179 ай бұрын
Dude really made me need to sneeze in the middle of the school
@I_love_skz_and_mha9 ай бұрын
Ikr
@khullАй бұрын
Idk 🤷♀️
@taylorr.k10 ай бұрын
All of my batteries are in the same drawer… 💀
@Art.and.Hamsters10 ай бұрын
SAME AND THEY’RE IN THE SAME DRAWER AS MY LIGHTERS AND SHARP TOOLS 💀💀💀
@theamazingbull870310 ай бұрын
I have 1000 batteries in my drawer💀
@poopingperson87110 ай бұрын
They won't spark unless the fucking car batteries
@kks_spam119 ай бұрын
They have been in a bag for years and haven't started a fire lol
@KarlRich109 ай бұрын
all my batteries are on the same flammable spot
@Caribouwithouthooves9 ай бұрын
Why does “don’t be scared to call 911 you won’t get in trouble” sound like something my mother would say when I was a child 💀
@beatrizangel35167 ай бұрын
Fr💀
@connorwatson37139 ай бұрын
Me putting my batteries in the same place 💀
@Bneby9 ай бұрын
That last one was brutal💀
@Voidmercenary9 ай бұрын
"Don't be scared to call 911 you will not get in trouble." "If you tell me the truth I won't get mad" Edit: It was a joke, I am not serious. Please chill. Edit 2: Is this what happens when a comment get's too many likes? People just start spamming the weirdest shit in the replies?
@garyw91089 ай бұрын
The truth NEVER sets you free.
@stinky-smelly9 ай бұрын
Medical professionals will absolutely not turn you into the police for being under the influence of something. Last year I had a really bad shrooms trip, I was having a lot of physical reactions so I thought maybe something was wrong with the shrooms (it wasn't, I was literally just having a bad trip). I pay my utility company for free ambulance rides so I went ahead and called (thinking I was dying). The hospital gave me fluids, told me to be more careful, then sent me on my way 6 hours later when I was no longer tripping. Additionally, this extends to vets. My dog ripped open a plastic bag to get to some white chocolate edibles when I was at work, I came home and thought she was seizing as I'd never seen a stoned dog before. The vets never even mentioned reporting it to the police, they understood it was an accident.
@j.t.carter43569 ай бұрын
Actually there are laws in place to ensure you won’t get in trouble this is to combat people overdosing on fentanyl
@stinky-smelly9 ай бұрын
@@j.t.carter4356 exactly. Luckily your health is more important than an arrest.
@jtc1ra9 ай бұрын
Good Samaritan law will protect you
@clausderenda57779 ай бұрын
Don't do that "glass on a "door-handle" thing if you have a cat! 😂
@Popsicle4446 ай бұрын
I was gonna say that 🤣
@clausderenda57776 ай бұрын
@@Popsicle444 👍😁
@JakeCraftChannel9 ай бұрын
🤓 Erm... actually the specific heat of water being 4.184J/g°C means that it takes a lot of energy to heat a little water up even a few degrees. So water doesn't "conduct heat", although it can heat up over time and connect air pockets in the mitts that otherwise would be completely isolated, making the thermal performance worse. But compared to virtually any other substance, water takes the most energy to heat. Not to mention the heat of vaporization and heat of fusion requiring even more energy to be applied just to heat or boil water. 🤓☝️
@dereklehane3959 ай бұрын
that last one was personal 💀
@hoodashivanie10 ай бұрын
Apologies to all moms out there 🐟🤣
@TheyDoBeDyin10 ай бұрын
So you’re a mom apologizing for smelling musty?
@hoodashivanie9 ай бұрын
@@TheyDoBeDyin no, I’m not a mom, I’m just apologizing on their behalf because it sounds embarrassing for them
@rudmillahnowrin91519 ай бұрын
Fr
@TheyDoBeDyin9 ай бұрын
@@hoodashivanie ok
@TheyDoBeDyin9 ай бұрын
@@hoodashivanie say apologizing to then, apologizing on their behalf means that you’re apologizing for something wrong they did
@qeevythekiwi9 ай бұрын
My older sister coming back drunk at 2am:
@jl7558 ай бұрын
"if you have batteries, don't put them in a draw. They will spark and start a fire." me: (casually runs to put all the batteries I have into a drawer)
@user-wx5qs4mw8u9 ай бұрын
The last one had me dead 💀
@mrmrsjabbarkhel18378 ай бұрын
Sameeeee
@shkhan23868 ай бұрын
Do not do Anything,
@ImaniChuol-zq7go9 ай бұрын
So no one’s gonna talk about how ai dissed all our moms 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭
@Subham14189 ай бұрын
Every 2/5 comments are mentioning it what are you on?
@FogProductionz8 ай бұрын
Everyone’s talking abt it lame as jit
@itztrail21428 ай бұрын
Actually, like everyone is commenting bout that! Tf are you talking about
@sharoncoones642713 күн бұрын
You would make such a wonderful mother - sid
@cheapgorillas9 ай бұрын
I have curious ahh cats so I can’t do the glass on door one 💀
@phalamy91809 ай бұрын
Remember kids, doing drugs isn't a crime. Owning them is. So if you are overdosing call an ambulance. They can't get you for doing drugs. Also, tell the hospital everything and the police nothing.
@TAILZZ4209 ай бұрын
Bro broke character for that 💀
@CutestDogs010 ай бұрын
I’m calling 911 about the cocaine, weed, heroin, and meth I’m overdosing on
@scoobydoo544710 ай бұрын
Don’t worry. The police are on their way!
@Lo4fOfBr3qd9 ай бұрын
Relatable
@rudmillahnowrin91519 ай бұрын
Same
@CEO-Delulu9 ай бұрын
And ypu definetly wont get in trouble or anything... 💀
@thecomedypilot58949 ай бұрын
Yes, they won’t get you in trouble.
@ThenTell9 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, I am charged with possession of methahphetamine
@JohnSmith-xv2ob9 ай бұрын
You know what's better than keys for self defense? Literally anything except being bare handed.
@HarishKumar-dy7et9 ай бұрын
"Fortune Teller's keep thier crystal *balls* under clothes" 💀💀
@miniilikesart9 ай бұрын
Omg loll
@funandgames7909 ай бұрын
I feel like he knew what he was doing there…
@kerriehunter31639 ай бұрын
I was about to comment the same thing💀
@EveryoneIsStupidButMe9 ай бұрын
That actually happened to me with a big glass ball in my car, it set a shirt on fire and filled the car with smoke
@Banan_Man_8 ай бұрын
no wayyy, dude, the ai said BALLS!!! the word for your SCROTUM!!! dude thats awesome!!
@jennikajoyce68189 ай бұрын
“Put a glass on ur door handle” Criminal: *enters through window*
@sayitaintso75449 ай бұрын
He brutally insulted moms, wives, daughters, aunts, nieces... grandmom?
@unamedpieceoftoast35059 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear I was choking and I fractured my ribcage from smashing myself on a chair
@Green_thing1239 ай бұрын
“If your house smells like fish, hopefully it’s your musty AaAaAaAaAhHhHh mom who forgot to take a shower and not an electrical fire” You don’t have to call out my mom like that 👁️👄👁️💀
@Happyoutside8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Fr and the way he said it 😂😂
@Green_thing1238 ай бұрын
@@Happyoutside 💀💀
@user-kf9ee4bw4d10 ай бұрын
As a mom I think this is absolutely messed up😭
@rudmillahnowrin91519 ай бұрын
As a son I can only imagine
@xItzSpruce9 ай бұрын
@@rudmillahnowrin9151same
@NegativeCharli9 ай бұрын
as a daughter and older sister, i feel bad :(
@PlagueDoctorCosplayer9 ай бұрын
Me when I realize all my batteries are in a small box stuffed against eachother: 😳💀
@punkw78529 ай бұрын
Eyeglasses do start fires in vehicles. My husband hung his readers around his rear view mirror while parked to make a call. He saw a little smoke coming from the middle seat. It was focusing the light & starting to catch it on fire. Luckily he was in his truck and parked!!
@laurelsmom769 ай бұрын
"If your house smells like fish hopefully it's yo musty ahhh mom who didn't take a shower and not an electrical fire." BRO IS A SAVAGE HE ROASTED MY WHOLE BLOOD LINE!!
@Liv444.10 ай бұрын
But what about if you have the sphere door handles
@user-kf9ee4bw4d10 ай бұрын
It still works
@dalefowleratTEA.com119 ай бұрын
How
@evalubega44579 ай бұрын
batteries will only cause a fire if a conductor e.g. aluminium foil is touching both the top and bottom, creating a short circuit
@SpeakNowTV-dv1hr8 ай бұрын
“Don’t put batteries in the same drawer” Meanwhile grocery stores putting them in boxes together lol
@sub_limity9 ай бұрын
**gets arrested cutely**
@Dazander3254-Shorts9 ай бұрын
**arrests you cutely**
@heatherhoneycutt60739 ай бұрын
*Yells at you cutely*
@rudmillahnowrin91519 ай бұрын
I'm gonna break the chain çútēly
@sub_limity9 ай бұрын
*gets mad cutely* @@rudmillahnowrin9151
@ilovedogsilovethem9 ай бұрын
*makes a prison break cutely*
@NinjaZXRR10 ай бұрын
I wedge a bar bell between my front door and the frame of the house. Unless you can bend steel it wont open.
@raziel68969 ай бұрын
Makes no sense. If you did that the wood would fracture under the pressure of someone trying to force entry. Unless your door frames are steel or iron reinforced.
@user-ok3dn9ze7c9 ай бұрын
Don't listen to him, you will still be fined for drugs
@callie29179 ай бұрын
No but if ur house actually does smell like fish it means its an electrical problem and may cause a fire
@artina2599 ай бұрын
All the batteries in my house are in the same drawer-
@Nottsuzyy9 ай бұрын
Same but that one is kinda fake... there's nothing to worried abt loads even thousands will have that and nothing had happened so dw bc I have the same😅
@TheOnly_TrueSalad9 ай бұрын
if used correctly, car keys can also be used as weapons
@Daratango3569 ай бұрын
Gun
@jahimuddin23069 ай бұрын
I always hold my keys at the gas station for that reason.
@findaily27779 ай бұрын
Blud learnt the first one from experience 💀
@arabicdana7 ай бұрын
THAT ESCALATED SO QUICKLY😭😭
@IixiXOuOXixiI9 ай бұрын
If you're ODing on anything, something tells me it's princely not fear stopping you from calling for help...
@user-ps2eo7hm2o9 ай бұрын
“If you house smells like fish hopefully its your goofy ahh mom and not an electrial fire” BRO ROASTED MY ENTIRE BLOOD LINE💀
@FIightmedic9 ай бұрын
Paramedics have no obligation to tell cops you have or have not taken drugs, and a ride with us to the hospital is a lot more comfortable than a ride to jail.
@PBfriedpanSTUDIOS9 ай бұрын
“This is why fortune tellers keep their crystal balls under clothes” It let me think of other balls…
@SwiftieForever9449 ай бұрын
No one: Me: immediately holds my nose everytime i need to sneeze
@user-rh4rd6lj5w9 ай бұрын
Me on my 🩸: 👁️👄👁️
@SuperfanGirl869 ай бұрын
You forgot to add, holding back a sneeze can break ribs
@formidableplays47509 ай бұрын
Quick tip: the keys between the fingers do nothing to help you fight back against an assault. Its less effective than cheap shots (kick in the groin, eye poke, sand/spray in the eyes), and it can hurt your own hand too.
@wicca814110 ай бұрын
This earth smells sooo fishhyyy 😢
@-radioactivity9 ай бұрын
If you hold your sneeze that's actually good because everytime you sneeze, it disturbs the brain's membrane.
@bezglavigekoofficial76499 ай бұрын
Bruh that last one was uncalled for
@chipsboy73605 ай бұрын
The first one: facts plug is secretly a police officer and wants to gather the overdosers to come to him😂
@londynrobinson806310 ай бұрын
Bro my mom said " what the hell are you watching" I had to tell her it was a joke and now im in my room hiding from her ......shes pissed
@EmojiCatLoverandMm210 ай бұрын
Famous last words 😔
@bobbygene441810 ай бұрын
You are hiding in her room she pays for you to live there but that room you are in is hers!
@user-uq8yr4uz5i10 ай бұрын
@@bobbygene4418³³ see
@NegativeCharli9 ай бұрын
boi you're gonna get smacked
@fatimatoudiallo876610 ай бұрын
❤❤
@Cotton_The_Preppy_Fox929 ай бұрын
Bro roasted my mom😭
@_lexii._227 ай бұрын
A tip my grandma told me Once you are on your own, and go grocery shopping, when you get back to your car, do NOT fool around. Get in, lock the doors, and drive back home. One of the most common places kidnappings take place in is grocery store parking lots.
@thatgirldoesstuff10 ай бұрын
First!
@Art.and.Hamsters10 ай бұрын
Nope
@thatgirldoesstuff9 ай бұрын
😅
@tjmccarthy428310 ай бұрын
First
@candyya51578 ай бұрын
imagine instead of breaking the door they break ur window instead, u wont alerted
@angelicasworld70859 ай бұрын
Not this mf hating on mom, and batteries already come together in a pack 😂
@j33zux10 ай бұрын
Second
@shewasacat7-9 ай бұрын
Ok lets be honest, if i ever put a glass on my door handle and it fell from someone breaking in, my sleepy ass ain't waking up
@user-zt9gt9sm7h9 ай бұрын
That last one was personal
@CH-xe8ud9 ай бұрын
That last one hit real bad. 😂
@SuperDioxide8 ай бұрын
New fear unlocked: Holding in a sneeze
@Sophie-2059 ай бұрын
Bro didn’t have to do my mom like that 💀
@NubieDobie-no9vxАй бұрын
Him: put glass on the handle Me: what happens in a suprise party
@bryantkids81618 ай бұрын
Well at least we have a mom
@angeldustthepornstar9 ай бұрын
if ur overdosing you cant call 911..
@Dictatorturtle2439 ай бұрын
The robbers laughing aggressively in the corner
@YourFavoriteArtist_Frfr9 ай бұрын
My dumbass will still try to stop the sneeze to avoid getting cussed the hell out by my parents for waking them up
@MagnusRohden-db8gy9 ай бұрын
All a fortune teller has to do in a fight is chuck thier crystal ball at you 💀
@SamuelVander7 ай бұрын
If you call 911 for help because of overdosing,get rid of it before they get there
@juanaguirre7269 ай бұрын
Bro roasted all moms in 150 languages 💀
@pulsemage18 ай бұрын
Don't be scared to call 911 NO those people should weed themselves out of society
@Mox-md6dw8 ай бұрын
I wouldn't take that amount of disrespect 💀💀💀
@YasImthatgirl6 ай бұрын
What I think when he says “always have ur keys in case someone try’s to attack and so u can open ur car door faster” what I think:”STAB”
@Oll10009 ай бұрын
instructions unclear, called the emergency services for a drug overdose, now I'm facing the death penalty
@-me-6518 ай бұрын
Bro is definitely working for the police.
@karina-nd5oy9 ай бұрын
"If your house smells like fish hopefully it's your musty ahh mom that didn't take a shower and not a electrical fire" got me dying bro
@ironicugandan58269 ай бұрын
A fire almost happened in my elementary classroom. We had a stool with a magnifying glass in it. One day we came in and the table the stool was put on the day before had scorch marks all over it. Turned out as the Sun rose it hit at just the right angle to magnify and cause burns.
@Wolverine-thesecond9 ай бұрын
bro ended criminalism
@PhilJonesIII9 ай бұрын
Barefoot burglar sues homeowner after he cut his feet.
@Error4819 ай бұрын
the last one saved my uncles life once
@Nashyboy84099 ай бұрын
Bros helping weed em out with that first one
@Playdice9 ай бұрын
Bro really violated my mom like that 💀
@ajkej1279 ай бұрын
bro said: IF YOU DOOIN DRUGS JUST CALL 911 AND YOU'LL BE OK
@megananderson74546 ай бұрын
I think the first one is true. I had paramedics called on me in 2019 when I was suffering from really bad heat exhaustion and I was asked if I had taken any drugs (I had no idea what was wrong at the time and they were trying to figure it out). I truthfully said no and they said that, if I had taken drugs, I wouldn’t get in trouble if I told them because they just wanna know what’s happening and how to help.
@shahrozgaming12379 ай бұрын
Imagine the attacker is already hiding inside the car 😂
@hatsu46799 ай бұрын
Glass object acting as magnifying glass can also happen with a clear vessel and water so be careful The sneezing one can also break ribs because you sneeze can be up to tornado force winds And the overdosing one that's a good one everyone should know that
@xxinjiangx71012 ай бұрын
"Hey man I need 4 batteries." Me:There's one in my bedroom, the kitchen ,the pet room, and my bathroom
@The-Cringey-Kids8 ай бұрын
“If your house smells like fish, hopefully it’s your crusty ass mom” BRO WHAT 💀💀