The forbidden "not episode 1" yet "not finale" upload

1:58 what makes it funnier is that they didn't just not decide they voted out the host of the competition instead

I laughed so seeing that Susan’s employee name card changes surname every time the screen changes

8:14 Excited for the future tier list where Daniel rates how tasty Magolor's ashes are, compared to other foods 9:15 Failboat causing Susan the Woz to retire from YT CEO with his skill issue means he could potentially apply this to other platforms, like Twitter with Elon Musk

"Fantastic question. Hold on one second let me guzzle a train." Less than 10 seconds in and this is already good

I will never forget joining one of Failboat's Triple Deluxe streams and watching how unforgiving the stream chat was whenever he made one simple mistake

The episode wasn’t a W or an L, but I still hold Questionable Respect, as I live by the QR code. 😂

Man, Failboat's really just a QR-Moment personified.

The fact that he changed the last tier to “I’m going to snap my 3ds in half like a glow stick” is hilarious

I just love watching fail boat playing Kirby because of his commentary and (i believe) his editing.

Apparently Failboat catching that fat L from a easy linear moving obstacle was so powerful it forced Susan to step down from unsustainable stress of managing the cooling system for the site.

I love the idea that failboat dying to a waddle dee is the real reason Susan is stepping down

8:56 - 9:41 I'm near tears of laughter because of that one scene, I don't know why but I'm trying so hard not to laugh so nobody wakes up!🤣

Didn’t finish the tier list but still delivered a really funny video. QR moment.

Failboat uploading a middle part of a stream playthrough? He really HAS rebranded himself

9:20 is the reason Susan stepped down as CEO

CONSUMPTION OF KIRBY CONTENT IS WHAT I SUSTAIN MYSELF ON

7:21 I feel this so hard. I always want to have control over all the characters. I might be a control freak

I’m with Reddit with Yo-yo and Mirror being favorites. Yo-yo is just radical, very fluid, has good range and you get decent vertical attacks. As for Mirror it’s definitely a defensive power, but dash attack where Kirby splits in half can keep you moving.

When are we getting the full official Kirby Jaywalking tierlist? We need it, Dan.

0:18 my eyes have been cursed and i will never recover

My personal favorite abilities are Fighter and Sword. Now, I know what you’re thinking. They feel fast paced and versatile. At the same time, I find Bell satisfying to use.

4:05 suddenly a primordial force awakens that Failboat recognizes. Neigh a force that Failboat dreads! By mentioning a toaster Failboat suddenly hears an explosion in his house as a deformed purple sheep comes searching and screaming “Uncle Failboot where is the toaster? I want to stick my head in!”

I like how he ranked circus in S and mirror in B for the exact same reason of "I like the design but I suck at using it"

No ability other than Sleep is S tier.

9:03 disaster struck

9:40 welp I seen enough KZfaq controversy to see where this is going.

“Sound the bell! Another body for hell!” - Failboat, 2023

"one second lemme just guzzle a train" -Failboat 2023

Beetle is just objectively the best ability in the series. Combines being really fun, and being absolutely busted.

The ability battle royale was the first thing I thought of when he started talking about tierlists!! It was one of the more interesting things on the subreddit for a while.

9:07 I'm calling this the Giga L

9:53 WHAT IS THAT MELODY?

IMO Wheel could be a really fun ability in a future title now it's no longer restricted to a 2d platform that can only be useful in levels designed for it. ....Also if they continue with the 3 levels of abilities in future titles, I can imagine the level 3 of Wheel being a monster truck wheel.

6:42 Wow that took a dark turn real fast

8:55 XD

9:29 Susan washingmachine, beutiful.

Mouseu is my favourite Kirby character! I love how he follows Kirby’s motion as Failboat’s totally real Nintendo 3DS “tilts” around Also 4:38 based Failboat killing gender norms by literally swapping people’s heads around

8:47 *this here folks is the start of the tragedy...*

5:11 3 little bad bears. Yes

9:48 flame galboros commits suicide

6:13 It's such a little thing, but I love how swimsuit edition doesn't reveal itself until the end. 😂 It's like if you pulled a character in their normal outfit, then it ripped their clothes off to reveal a swimsuit underneath.

6:55 Anybody else think that looks like kirby hanging?

6:08 should we tell him it’s a rare keychain, which are guaranteed to be a specific keychain?

Mirror is my favorite. It may not be my favorite but I like the shield- 0:24 _FANTASTIC_

This stream was so chaotic to me and I loved it 😂

0:50 mouseus ability is crash

The big bad Kirby 4:45

8:14 MĄĞØŁÒŘ'§ ÅŞHĘŠ

1:42 ahh yes my fav copy ablity herb cookie

1:33 we also had a war over sleep where one side wanted gone and one side wanted it to win because of the funny

I’m so happy you think Beetle is one of the best. You get to skewer your enemies in brutal fashion.

11:12 Someone make this a meme please

3:12 I was here for that seeing fail fail the jump was amazing

The whole ghost ability thing of playing as the enemies being somehow the most fun and least climactic thing in the game is the most relatable and timeless thing Failboat has ever said.

"Hello Failboat what are the best Kirby abilities" Failboat: "Fantastic question, one second *let me just guzzle a train"*

I feel like Failbost should do a "Every Kirby Game" teir list after Return to Dreamland Deluxe launches

8:57 and i took that personally

Ah yes, my favorite gaming youtuber of all time, Susan "will eventually take a look at the first Megaman" Wozniak.

8:05 KRTD was not out at the time kirby 3 Deluxe was released

“Time to tilt my 3Ds” *destroys reality*

8:36 "I think I got some teeth stuck in my teeth." 1. XD 2. What Teeth... specifically the ones that things are stuck in, not the ones that are stuck, I know about those ones

When there is more then a bucket 9:35

When I saw the notification, I expected a Tier List of the Kirby games… but this is ok too, I guess…

5:46 "As a kid" Failboat, what do you mean as a kid? kirby beetle Whas debuted in this Game, you have 27 years, when this Game released you had 19 Daniel

3 Little Bad Bears is the best fairy tale. It was pretty spooky as a child though.

*”Goodbye 50 innocent civilians”*

I really hope that “qr moment” becomes an actual phrase because of this, we must use it 😅

10:34 QR code moment.

"I'll be all over it a while" RIGHT after he says he needs to be careful with what he says

“Fantastic question, let me just guzzle a train” I have a good feeling about this

You know what, why don't we give mirror the hammer treatment and make it be allowed to move during it's neutral? It'd be slower, much like hammers chargeable uppercut, but do less damage and give frontal invincibility and reflection and range. Could be the fix it needs, as that complaint is very common. Kirby fighters 2 community edition creators, get on this.

I Desperately wanted this to be a tier list of all of the rear ends of each character.

11:00 he’s throwing his balls at you

I misread and am quite disappointed to not see a kirbutt tier list

I’m glad chat likes my jokes so much, first bear mauling, then magolor’s urn.

2:09 This has fueled my seretonin for the month. I honestly think Mirror is kinda clunky to use. It's flashiness over function and I legit have never understood the hype. Yeah, it's a cool concept but I feel like the execution was lackluster.

10:20 I always use Q personally

I think part of the reason why people love Mirror so much is that in every game it is; it’s always one of the most broken-and I don’t mean figuratively broken as in it’s really good-I mean it does really cool stuff unintentionally. In the original Superstar game the attack where you spawn a wall of mirrors that damage enemies turns Kirby’s hitbox into a 1x1 pixel area so you’re basically invincible. In Superstar Ultra the same attack an infinite slower enemies like Bonkers, Bugzy, Dedede into long stretches where they can’t attack because they go for slower attacks at close range that keep getting interrupted by the attack. Then in Robobot his dash attacks have invincibility a good portion of the time. On top of all those exploits Mirror is just easy and fun to use; especially because the projectiles can not only go through walls and elevations, but reflect projectiles which keeps enemies from pulling cheap nonsense on you. It’s the ultimate “nuh-uh” ability.

One thing about the copy ability battle Royale on the reddit: a cult with the goal of getting Sleep to the top formed, so about halfway through, every comment section turned into "sleep vs everything else"

1:48 even though the game hasn’t released yet Mecha Kirby ability

8:27 this is not super mario 64

Failboat: You can't defeat me Waddle Doo: I know...But he can! *Waddle Dee walking in a linear Pattern*

failboat series with 3 episodes doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you failboat series with 3 episodes:

3:00 you put sad king doo and his beam attack

I love the part where he made a tierlist.

As soon as I heard failboat call the three Little piggies story three little bad bears I could not stop laughing for a solid five minutes

Oh boy, can’t wait for the *”Tentacles”*

Like a streamer you will be Memed on from the beam attack circle and like a bug YOU WILL BE SQUASHED 6:00 🦟🦗🐜🐌🐛🦋🐝. (get thisto 100 likes it will be my frist)

I lost all of my respect for Failboat at 2:25

5:43 I always had my suspicions about that one Waddle Doo voice clip saying "ooh, I'll get you soon!" among all the others. Little did we know it would actually happen so soon. He kept to his word alright.

The only thing that could make the title weirder is making it “Kirby butt tier list”.

6:17 why?... Why? Edit: mom I'm... Parcially famous

The mouse ability was always a highlight in the very few games it appeared in. And mousu was the perfect enemy for it to. Sad it didn’t return sense triple deluxe

Who is gonna tell him that the "Big pull" keychain he got was a guarrenteed pull? Because that's how the gold keychains work, they're set gurrenteed pulls while the silver ones are random. in gacha terms, it's essentially a even bigger version of a pitty pull as instead of just guarenteeing a huge result, the result itself is set in stone

9:17 Rest in Peace Susan May not have been the best person, but you didn't deserve your fate

Mom said it’s my turn to be pinned

Failboat never fails to surprise me

I saw myself in the chat and became very happy thank you noteblock

My favorite is spear because it’s the closest I can get to Bandana Waddle Dee while playing solo.