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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Күн бұрын

It’s our annual Halloween show and Jimmy, Guillermo & the gang are dressed up as bears, we show a terrifying Snuggle Bear ad from 1986, Jimmy’s daughter Jane dressed up as a vampire, Grant Williams of the Boston Celtics got in the Halloween spirit by doing his postgame interview dressed up as Batman, the most popular candy in America was revealed and there is a map to show what the favorite in each state is, President Obama got involved with Herschel Walker and the Georgia Senate race, Kanye found a way to say some more wildly offensive things, Elon Musk is the new owner of Twitter and posted a story from a garbage fake news website about Nancy Pelosi’s husband, DJTJ took to twitter to smear him as well, and ever since we announced the return of our annual Halloween Candy KZfaq Challenge our social media has been ablaze with comments. If you want to take part in this time honored tradition - after trick or treating, tell your kids you ate their candy, shoot a video of that exchange and upload it to KZfaq with the title “HEY JIMMY KIMMEL - I TOLD MY KIDS I ATE ALL THEIR HALLOWEEN CANDY.” And this is important - please look for a message from us on your KZfaq account. If we do not hear back from you, we will NOT use your video!
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@paulasanders4611
@paulasanders4611 Жыл бұрын
WTF!!! They throw it right in our faces exactly what they do!
@joshw2208
@joshw2208 Жыл бұрын
Yes and the sheep eat it up its disgusting.
@daniellep485
@daniellep485 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see someone awake!
@4i4oGosho07
@4i4oGosho07 Жыл бұрын
Finally I see someone awake
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын
Someone who has never been held accountable for anything in his entire life isn't going to magically become a decent person. Many republicans showed who they were at the beginning and only some of us were listening.
@waynebonavia7570
@waynebonavia7570 Жыл бұрын
Things like this really don't bother me anyways it's just too much of it in society at this point in time we need to go in a different direction so I just let it run off my shoulders whatever they throw or say you tell me which is more important come on.
@reddeserted13
@reddeserted13 Жыл бұрын
Somehow the Dems suck so bad they're gonna lose the midterms despite having such opponents.
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 Жыл бұрын
@@waynebonavia7570 We do not need to go in the direction of Atrocracy &/or Theocracy. No thanks.
@Oooo-bi7bi
@Oooo-bi7bi Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately he knew how to appeal to the pitchfork posse justice system.
@georgefordham417
@georgefordham417 Жыл бұрын
The Republithug Nazis have gone off the edge of insanity.
@sammyt3514
@sammyt3514 Жыл бұрын
That kid that calmly dressed his mom down for eating his candy by saying "I'm very disappointed in you mom" is headed for greatness! Talk about precocious.
@ericminch
@ericminch Жыл бұрын
Especially after "I love you, honey", "I love you too, Mommy, but I'm very disappointed."
@reneeelias9514
@reneeelias9514 Жыл бұрын
Who are these articulate kids? Was my child the same? I can’t remember. Anyway they are sooo cute.
@Metalbass10000
@Metalbass10000 Жыл бұрын
Kids that can handle difficulty with perspective are a welcome sight. Kids generally pattern how they choose to respond to things by learning their responses from their parents. Nice job parents👍🏽
@ntandosekay
@ntandosekay Жыл бұрын
I play that video to my kids for them to reflect & repent.
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi Жыл бұрын
I understand that my oldest brother was a bit like that. My mom loved to tell a story of a day when she was totally stressed out, and massively over reacted to some minor thing he did - like maybe spilling his juice. He calmly listened to her rant than said, "When my daddy gets home, I will ask him to put you in a cage until you clam down."
@karladoesstuff
@karladoesstuff Жыл бұрын
Snuggle Bear was designed by my old friend Fred Von Tobel, who worked for Henson. Fred hated the bear. He used to tell me there was a special place in hell for him for creating it.
@Elon_musk111
@Elon_musk111 Жыл бұрын
Is that for real?💌
@Grizzly39
@Grizzly39 Жыл бұрын
That’s amazing! We all have our own cross to 🐻, but Being able to laugh about it makes it 🐻 able. 😂
@michaelrmurphy2734
@michaelrmurphy2734 Жыл бұрын
I guess we know where he is now!
@jb-i-m4735
@jb-i-m4735 Жыл бұрын
@@Grizzly39 that's funny and very creative
@karladoesstuff
@karladoesstuff Жыл бұрын
@@Elon_musk111 Yes. Fred worked for Henson through much of the '80s, until shortly before Henson died, in a number of capacities -- including at one point a two-day stint on Sesame Street as the back end of the Snuffleupagus.
@sararaven
@sararaven Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for pointing out how disgusting the attacks against Paul Pelosi are, it's beyond the pale.
@aaronsakhai
@aaronsakhai Жыл бұрын
Seriously, can't two unclothed men have a fight with hammers anymore?!
@jimmysalinas4201
@jimmysalinas4201 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronsakhai It's obvious you deeply love it.
@aaronsakhai
@aaronsakhai Жыл бұрын
@@jimmysalinas4201 To the extent that it's hilarious? Yes, I do.
@juanorta2679
@juanorta2679 Жыл бұрын
You really believe some random person was able to break into that house🤣🤣😭🐑
@aronob
@aronob Жыл бұрын
We live a few blocks from that Property but people believe anything they see on TV , all the neighbors agree that is plain , simple and really funny that a guy was able to get in there , funny af . Fake af news Gulliblers
@rons3103
@rons3103 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy, instead of parents stealing the kids candy reactions, can we do this with people running for office, telling them that we blew all of their campaign funds? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@annek1226
@annek1226 Жыл бұрын
Great idea! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
@patriciabagby90
@patriciabagby90 Жыл бұрын
I think Trump did that with his donors in reality!
@dewimatthews6037
@dewimatthews6037 Жыл бұрын
Do it, Jimmy!
@47f0
@47f0 Жыл бұрын
Rick Scott already did.
@Tht1Gy
@Tht1Gy Жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!
@prodemocracyseth
@prodemocracyseth Жыл бұрын
Fun fact... Smokey Bear started in my state New Mexico. It was a character created to represent a bear cub that was found up in a burnt tree, in the middle of a forest fire that was put out in the 50s. When the cub was found, it's fur was singed. So his name became Smokey Bear. He thus became the mascot for forest fire prevention.
@patevans3709
@patevans3709 Жыл бұрын
The original Smokey Bear was taken to the National Zoo in Washington, DC. He was so popular that after his death they had a Smokey Bear II.
@prodemocracyseth
@prodemocracyseth Жыл бұрын
@@patevans3709 I had to do a huge report on it in elementary for history class, my assignment was to write about Smokey and Billy the Kid.
@prodemocracyseth
@prodemocracyseth Жыл бұрын
@@patevans3709 May 9th 1950, Firefighters from Taos Pueblo, New Mexico, and soldiers from Fort Bliss discovered a tiny North American Black Bear cub who had survived a fire. The soldiers rescued the cub whom they named initially named Hotfoot Teddy. Shortly thereafter they changed his name to Smokey Bear after the fictional character. He was soon given a new home at the National Zoo in Washington, D.C.
@caseyjones9716
@caseyjones9716 Жыл бұрын
You are right. The word THE was added, as in "Smokey The Bear," when singer Jim Reeves sang it in the movie, "Boy's Life.". They added "the" to make the lyric work.
@Elizabeth-rq1vi
@Elizabeth-rq1vi Жыл бұрын
I remember reading a comic book about Smoky (the) Bear…I thought he was Canadian! I guess they didn’t mention the state, or I missed it. Well, Canada still has Winnie the Pooh claim to fame.
@Calmontheoutside
@Calmontheoutside Жыл бұрын
When I was in college (early 80s), I got a job walking around the mall as a Care Bear. You can’t imagine how friggin hot those costumes are!
@humblebeat
@humblebeat Жыл бұрын
Getting to meet a “real live Care Bear” at an amusement park when I was a little girl is one of my best memories! I salute the work you did! 😃🫡🧸💜
@JaredLS10
@JaredLS10 Жыл бұрын
God damn! That Snuggle segment just murdered part of my childhood.
@SchoolforHackers
@SchoolforHackers Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I had a weird moment as the commercial went waaay off the rails.
@morbidmanmusic
@morbidmanmusic Жыл бұрын
Right! Wow!! Lol.
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 Жыл бұрын
I never liked that snuggle bear I always thought he was creepy. Thank God he's in prison where he can't hurt anybody anymore. Lol Although his twin is on commercials currently. 😂
@richardlopez4318
@richardlopez4318 Жыл бұрын
It was all true too.
@nathanlatham5651
@nathanlatham5651 Жыл бұрын
Was in the audience for this, whole crowd was absolutely rolling
@BlackSheepRave
@BlackSheepRave Жыл бұрын
Guillermo should have been Winnie the Pooh
@jessicak2811
@jessicak2811 Жыл бұрын
That would've been FANTASTIC!!! I can totally imagine it too. He makes a good Snuggle Bear though! 😁
@biancajade728
@biancajade728 Жыл бұрын
Omg that would have been so cute
@dcta51
@dcta51 Жыл бұрын
You should have been Guillermo del Toro
@MauiMauiMe
@MauiMauiMe Жыл бұрын
Or Ted. 😄
@hopsiepike
@hopsiepike Жыл бұрын
Have you ever dealt with a Disney lawyer?
@dadaveda
@dadaveda Жыл бұрын
Don Jr: a total creep
@Weneedanother1776
@Weneedanother1776 Жыл бұрын
An what should we call that kid sniffer in the white house
@Leash_Canada
@Leash_Canada Жыл бұрын
Guillermo is the cutest ever in that Snuggles costume!
@NameOfRain
@NameOfRain Жыл бұрын
Although it kind of looks like the Snuggle bear tried to swallow Guillermo and started choking on him toward the end.
@Elon_musk111
@Elon_musk111 Жыл бұрын
💯 agree
@NeilCrouse99
@NeilCrouse99 Жыл бұрын
lol, .. That's just because you haven't seen my bear outfit... (although, for some reason everyone just runs away screaming... I tried to tell them it's not supposed to be a scary costume but they just keep running... oh well .. : )... Just kidding Alisa.. Cheers from Canada.. *: )*
@Leash_Canada
@Leash_Canada Жыл бұрын
@@NeilCrouse99 I'm in Canada too! Hi!
@karenthompson8038
@karenthompson8038 Жыл бұрын
I can’t BEAR 🐻 the cuteness
@lexh.5225
@lexh.5225 Жыл бұрын
My mother took about half my candy when I was a kid; she said it was a Parent Tax, lol
@jeffreyenglish1815
@jeffreyenglish1815 Жыл бұрын
Herschel Walker “I’m a lover?!?” Wow.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын
Herschel's complete lack of self-awareness serves him well as a Republican.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын
Why did Musk delete? I thought he was all about free speech and getting it all out there. I'm sure he knows everyone saw it. He has lenders in this deal with him. Wonder if they all feel the same and just what to let it rip on this platform
@smkh2890
@smkh2890 Жыл бұрын
Musk has shown his true colours, just a sleaze and sh*t-stirrer.
@joanday5981
@joanday5981 Жыл бұрын
He knew it was a lie when he tweeted it. He left it up long enough to be retweeted by his fanbois who buy anything he says. Just helpin' out the republiKKKans before midterms..
@QwentyJ
@QwentyJ Жыл бұрын
He deleted because he realised it was incorrect, surely?
@joanday5981
@joanday5981 Жыл бұрын
@@QwentyJ probably one of his "friends" or a lawyer told him to delete so he wouldn't look bad. Too late
@Logic-101
@Logic-101 Жыл бұрын
Only in the USA does a Ivy League educated lawyer have to compete politically with a cte patient.
@Dan-ud8hz
@Dan-ud8hz Жыл бұрын
"Conservatism" has always been a euphemism for sadism.
@37Dionysos
@37Dionysos Жыл бұрын
Not sure why it's hard to remember that there's no bottom to Donny Junior---like father like son(s).
@arosez1991
@arosez1991 Жыл бұрын
My son got a banana from someone tonight he was like “what the hell mom they gave me a banana” 😂🤣 just messed up.
@kittiecorner
@kittiecorner Жыл бұрын
They probably ran out of candy and just started giving out whatever they could find. Happened to me once.
@aronob
@aronob Жыл бұрын
My son got a rubber ducky
@silverblue73
@silverblue73 Жыл бұрын
My son got a zip locked bag of candy that contained a “million dollar bill” which was Halloween themed on one side and had a wall of text advocating for repenting your sins and accepting our lord and savior Jesus Christ on the other, so something else to watch out for in their candy 🙄
@patriciamurfitt4590
@patriciamurfitt4590 Жыл бұрын
My nephew a few years back, put on his gorilla costume and filled the back of his pick up with bananas. It was a very fun evening and the kids loved it 😅
@susyclrh2o
@susyclrh2o Жыл бұрын
My sister is STILL bitching about the banana she got in 1970!
@heatherallen2236
@heatherallen2236 Жыл бұрын
Guillermo is too cute 😅 Great costumes guys!!
@mytexasdays1526
@mytexasdays1526 Жыл бұрын
We are sooo in trouble in this country if that guy is tied in a race for a political leader.
@rachelrobinson3746
@rachelrobinson3746 Жыл бұрын
Kimmel is absolutely the best. Kimmel's Don Jr costume was the perfect retort to Don Jr's Pelosi costume.
@DaleHartley
@DaleHartley Жыл бұрын
He was named Smokey Bear, but his anthem used the term Smokey the Bear to maintain the pattern of the music.
@LWWM
@LWWM Жыл бұрын
Kanye is unwell. Water is wet. The sky is blue. Space is cold.
@davidbrandenburg8029
@davidbrandenburg8029 Жыл бұрын
give Elon a big finger, Boycott Twitter!.
@williamjones7163
@williamjones7163 Жыл бұрын
I just moved back home to Montana for the first time in 36 years for Halloween. We used to have tons kids come by. This year after covid-19 and everything else we had 2 people. One child about 12 years old in a Froto from Lord of the Rings costume and with what I assumed was his Dad in a pretty complicated costume with a bloddy shirt with a hole where his heart was and a demonish mask on. I greatly rewarded them with M&M's, Kit Kats, and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. We started with 6 bags of candy, we now have left 5.85 bags of candy. It sucks to be a diabetic tonight.
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын
Damn, the disappointed kid will rule the world some day. Also, the disgusting DJTJ costume was spot on.
@jjjmac2003
@jjjmac2003 Жыл бұрын
DJTJ ?
@paceflchick
@paceflchick Жыл бұрын
@@jjjmac2003 donald John Trump jr
@religionisapoison2413
@religionisapoison2413 Жыл бұрын
@@jjjmac2003 Donaldson Johnson Trump's son juniorson.
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын
I figured he needed all that to be able to screw that shrew he calls a wife. Should have added a pair of noise canceling headphones.
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын
@@jjjmac2003 JFGI!
@vcoolpool
@vcoolpool Жыл бұрын
Wow all the worst candy are all the ones I grew up with. Damn I'm old, I still like Mary Jane's!
@oneirishpoet
@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын
Yes you are, old 😁
@forallthestupidshit3550
@forallthestupidshit3550 Жыл бұрын
They showed number 6 as Smarties, but the photo is clearly Rockets. Are Rockets called Smarties in USA?
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын
I love candy corn. I even use it for my indoor Halloween decorations. Good 'n Plenty and Necco wafers are the worst.
@TititoDeBologay
@TititoDeBologay Жыл бұрын
I think it's more a matter of tastes. Candy makers had to adapt to new generations of kids, whose taste buds are very solicited but with a limited palate range. So They go to the foolproof flavour citrus, chocolate, berries,. Vanilla. Etc...
@g.e.martin1723k
@g.e.martin1723k Жыл бұрын
Tomorrow is discount candy day 🥳
@jalabi99
@jalabi99 Жыл бұрын
6:50 this slander against Tootsie Rolls, Mary Janes, and candy corn must be avenged!!
@Bjaws66
@Bjaws66 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for saying on a national stage how disgustingly vile these people dividing our country are. So many think the same, but don't have a platform to show this to everyone. Thank you for calling out the real monsters, Smokey Bear.
@TheRabidWolverine
@TheRabidWolverine Жыл бұрын
So much for family & "Christian" values...
@brianwimberly7937
@brianwimberly7937 Жыл бұрын
The Great Uniter Joe Biden says I am a semi-facist, among other terrible things. Divide and conquer: The commies playbook (who else does that? Not Carshield!) Am I supposed to join him after he puts me down, again and again?
@mclovin8739
@mclovin8739 Жыл бұрын
Don't you see the irony at all?
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 Жыл бұрын
The people need to tank Twitter just like what's happening to FB
@livewiiiiire
@livewiiiiire Жыл бұрын
Smarties are my favorite candy 😅
@kelgreen99
@kelgreen99 Жыл бұрын
That Snuggle Bear is possessed by a demon.
@andychen7818
@andychen7818 Жыл бұрын
Kanye West makes Cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs look like a decent breakfast cereal.
@johnramirez5032
@johnramirez5032 Жыл бұрын
Thecrepublicans will have him running for office next
@ME-zp9co
@ME-zp9co Жыл бұрын
What does Kanye got to do with anything here?
@silverblue73
@silverblue73 Жыл бұрын
But that Reese’s cereal tho 🤌
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын
@@ME-zp9co Did you miss part of the monologue were Kanye was giving a "press conference"?
@TheDylls
@TheDylls Жыл бұрын
My kid managed to rake in 46 fentanyl candies this year and I flipped em for a good chunk of cash!! Here's hoping Santa brings coal... Shiz is expensive lol
@AJ-hs2ld
@AJ-hs2ld Жыл бұрын
😂💀
@jessicak2811
@jessicak2811 Жыл бұрын
You win the internet today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eileenmurrey7847
@eileenmurrey7847 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. Not true. Great story bro.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
I thought Snuggles' career ended when he got caught with Mrs. Charmin bear behind that tree. You do NOT wanna know what was stuck to his fur.
@morbidmanmusic
@morbidmanmusic Жыл бұрын
New Message, .. you've become a legend. Say you're not a bot..
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 Жыл бұрын
Hey don't be talking about Mrs. Charmin that way.
@sophiophile
@sophiophile Жыл бұрын
@@notsure1969 pffft. She was a floozy
@caseyjones9716
@caseyjones9716 Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆😆
@JSkyGemini
@JSkyGemini Жыл бұрын
😱 The HORROR! 🐻
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын
I have never been happier to get banned from Twitter for replying to Musk, and I quote, "You are absolutely correct to changing your title into 'Chief Twit'."
@rosehill9537
@rosehill9537 Жыл бұрын
@N. R. by banning ppl...make it make sense.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын
@@evieee50 I really did get banned. It was right around the time when he changed his title. I think that was the same time he posted that sink video.
@katehunt6063
@katehunt6063 Жыл бұрын
I found a Smokey Beat pin for my brother’s birthday present…it says “RESIST “ on his hat and on his shirt “ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FACISM”
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
Bipolar?.. no. Kanye's Schizophreinic. 100%.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Жыл бұрын
Both
@mehshadowlex
@mehshadowlex Жыл бұрын
Thank you for saying “These are the ‘Christians’…” because that’s all I think when I hear conservatives speak their views. Have they been so heavily misguided from Christianity or is this exactly what it’s always been. “The Law is for Thee, Not for Me”
@pixelman1234
@pixelman1234 8 ай бұрын
Kimmel appears to be pro abortion, there is no such thing as that. Also, that demonic skit seems quiet disturbing more than funny.
@JohnDough-yr2zt
@JohnDough-yr2zt Жыл бұрын
Way to hammer Junior, Jimmy. What a disgusting human he is. It’s important to call out this behavior so everyone knows what we’re dealing with.
@recole374
@recole374 Жыл бұрын
Kayne is batshit crazy.
@michellemaria1360
@michellemaria1360 Жыл бұрын
I'm feeling some kind of way about that Snuggle commercial. I may need therapy...
@barbarahecht4617
@barbarahecht4617 Жыл бұрын
What you said reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Calculon said- That was so bad I think it gave me cancer. Your counterpart would be- That was so disturbing, I may need therapy.
@jciamretired9767
@jciamretired9767 Жыл бұрын
Let's just quit Twitter. I have never used Twitter and I'm doing just peachy :)
@jeflightfoot6890
@jeflightfoot6890 Жыл бұрын
Don Jr. is a kid just trying to get his father's love
@johnnydoe3603
@johnnydoe3603 Жыл бұрын
Being Son of Diaper Don has it’s Perks as Donnie Nose Candy Jr found that he has Instant Access to Oversized Undies. 😂
@janefrommel
@janefrommel Жыл бұрын
oh DAMN that Snuggles ad was da BOMB 😂🤣
@amywood7082
@amywood7082 Жыл бұрын
Disgusting.
@Artysmarty150
@Artysmarty150 Жыл бұрын
The Don Jr. costume is gold. 😂 Nailed it.
@kathryndavidson5056
@kathryndavidson5056 Жыл бұрын
In regards to the parents….we had a little kid dressed as a witch, who saw an Almond Joy in the treat bucket ask: “Can I have this for my mom?” 😂
@DarlinReal
@DarlinReal Жыл бұрын
Jimmy is a boss! That Don jr. come back was top notch.
@oldkoot5828
@oldkoot5828 Жыл бұрын
Don Jr. is banging the gov. of CA exwife and she is still pretty hot.
@Luluu205
@Luluu205 Жыл бұрын
I’m never gonna look bears the same way after that video 😂
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 Жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗😉❤️👍
@skoll_2024
@skoll_2024 Жыл бұрын
I second that! 👍🇦🇺
@Oooo-bi7bi
@Oooo-bi7bi Жыл бұрын
Him and Seth are joint first for me.
@juanorta2679
@juanorta2679 Жыл бұрын
He on the list and you love him
@LIFE-nh4zq
@LIFE-nh4zq Жыл бұрын
So you like putting people down also? Thats all he does and thats all the left does. I hope you enjoy that life you got.
@skoll_2024
@skoll_2024 Жыл бұрын
@@LIFE-nh4zq Got a real thing about “life”? The fact you’re typing miserable lines, parroting the usual online MAGA crap when you could be enjoying yours leads me to the usual conclusion, you’re filing your life with crap and misery cause there’s not much goin on for ya? Happy lives usually lead to better things and minds. Projection.
@kilbridemargaret7915
@kilbridemargaret7915 Жыл бұрын
Snuggle was created by a puppeteer named Kermit Love.
@douglashenry6996
@douglashenry6996 Жыл бұрын
Only YOU can prevent Herschel Walker! 🐻
@therobbrownchannel5079
@therobbrownchannel5079 Жыл бұрын
"It was a Jewish doctor," he hit it like a punchline.
@sderoski1
@sderoski1 Жыл бұрын
I thought he might say chinese, but it could have been anything
@justinflick6802
@justinflick6802 Жыл бұрын
Love starting my week with Jimmy Kimmel! Happy Halloween!
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Жыл бұрын
Same!! 🙂
@Kc-dq7zj
@Kc-dq7zj Жыл бұрын
Me too!! 🎃 👻 🍁
@Oooo-bi7bi
@Oooo-bi7bi Жыл бұрын
Happy Samhain Justin.
@amywood7082
@amywood7082 Жыл бұрын
It is soooo funny laughing about the soft flesh of babies and baby death/sacrifice. Wow, Kimmel worshipers have an interesting sense of humor. Must be that vax and 7 boosters
@Oooo-bi7bi
@Oooo-bi7bi Жыл бұрын
@@amywood7082 can you show me the evidence of your claims.
@kathrinmunro1105
@kathrinmunro1105 Жыл бұрын
You're the only late night host who dresses up and it makes me so happy. Thank you!
@amywood7082
@amywood7082 Жыл бұрын
If moronic is your happy place
@kathrinmunro1105
@kathrinmunro1105 Жыл бұрын
@@amywood7082 I guess it is
@DarylBark
@DarylBark Жыл бұрын
Kanye's first rule of engagement; Open mouth, insert foot.
@borge4256
@borge4256 Жыл бұрын
Screw those guys! They have zero moral values and don’t care about anyone but themselves!! Tell em Jimmy!
@josephstropoli1449
@josephstropoli1449 Жыл бұрын
There is nothing wrong with Don Jr that five minutes in a room full of starving Wolverines can’t cure
@charisserempel23
@charisserempel23 Жыл бұрын
Deleted Twitter. Done with that and Elon. Boycotting anything Elon touches.
@queencityminis
@queencityminis Жыл бұрын
Are you sure you don't want to buy a Tesla? My friend got one. It slows down when the moon is in the sky because the car thinks it's a yellow light. 🙄
@robbiesantiago1830
@robbiesantiago1830 Жыл бұрын
Thanks! Can’t stand Elon Musk, I hate when people who were not born in the country come here and try to unravel the progress made to democracy. Progress that included the bloodshed of many people. Elon Musk from South Africa, Ted Cruz from Canada.
@pannagkamath8950
@pannagkamath8950 Жыл бұрын
Are you gonna boycott an entire planet like mars?🤣🤣🤣
@astoerbrauck
@astoerbrauck Жыл бұрын
So did I
@kathovik7658
@kathovik7658 Жыл бұрын
Cancel late night TV its garbage.
@Nightwing1978
@Nightwing1978 Жыл бұрын
I gave out trick or treat bags this year. With one miniature bag of chips, one full size candy bar, one hug juice, and one pie,
@barbarahecht4617
@barbarahecht4617 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy Holloway- I almost made a snide remark just now, but am reducing it to a question. How many of those treat bags did you make up, and did you use them all?
@Nightwing1978
@Nightwing1978 Жыл бұрын
@@barbarahecht4617 150 & no i did not use them all YET
@barbarahecht4617
@barbarahecht4617 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy Holloway- thanks for answering so promptly. I was just thinking that if you substituted a sandwich for the full sized candy bar that would be close to the kind of lunch you might pack a kid for school, if your kid was vehemently opposed to vegetables and healthy snacks.
@Nightwing1978
@Nightwing1978 Жыл бұрын
@@barbarahecht4617 I'm going to donate the rest of them to my local outreach program to help out the people in need
@renatacantore3684
@renatacantore3684 Жыл бұрын
Shame on them for destroying SNUGGLE BEAR’s sweet reputation.
@QuicksilverSG
@QuicksilverSG Жыл бұрын
Boycott Twitter.
@morbidmanmusic
@morbidmanmusic Жыл бұрын
Snuggles was your best work yet, team. Genius work.
@nicolojuhasz1539
@nicolojuhasz1539 Жыл бұрын
Hell has a special place for you
@demondogmom7221
@demondogmom7221 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely the most hysterically funny bit I've see in ages... makes me rethink Snuggle.
@johngrayatkinson1214
@johngrayatkinson1214 Жыл бұрын
Genius? I think this words completely lost its meaning in 2022
@scottonandrew
@scottonandrew Жыл бұрын
Great guys, I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks. I cannot even touch my washing machine anymore!
@simonepitre9996
@simonepitre9996 Жыл бұрын
Not funny. Sicko
@MayThereBeWorldPeace
@MayThereBeWorldPeace Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to hear your show tonight. A Canadian neighbour 🙌
@forallthestupidshit3550
@forallthestupidshit3550 Жыл бұрын
Hey, Canadian Fella! They showed number 6 as Smarties, but the photo is definitely Rockets. Is that candy called something different up in Canada?
@MayThereBeWorldPeace
@MayThereBeWorldPeace Жыл бұрын
@@forallthestupidshit3550 #6 is definitely called Rockets in Canada. 🍬
@forallthestupidshit3550
@forallthestupidshit3550 Жыл бұрын
@@MayThereBeWorldPeace thanks! I thought so. I'm also 100% sure I've bought them as Rockets in USA, France and Britain. I wonder where the graphic comes from...weird... Thanks, my Friendly Cannuck : )
@mortyjansen399
@mortyjansen399 Жыл бұрын
If Herschel Walker wins, there is really no arguing against it. Considering this is from the state that brought Marjorie Taylor Greene to the world of politics. Seems only natural.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
🤮
@melissaburris7606
@melissaburris7606 Жыл бұрын
That Snuggle commercial was brilliant
@kallen868
@kallen868 Жыл бұрын
A HOOT!😂
@amywood7082
@amywood7082 Жыл бұрын
You got a soft skinned baby the elite can sacrifice? So funny!!!
@kristinaromero7539
@kristinaromero7539 Жыл бұрын
How? So you support babies being sacrificed
@melissaburris7606
@melissaburris7606 Жыл бұрын
@@kristinaromero7539 No, you psycho. It was brilliant satire.
@CalzoneStudiozOfficial
@CalzoneStudiozOfficial Жыл бұрын
you're wrong for that
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 Жыл бұрын
This episode was unbearably funny.
@shannona6989
@shannona6989 Жыл бұрын
Forever we are taught as kids don't talk to strangers, don't take candy off strangers.... then Halloween comes and we are all like "let's go talk to strangers for candy" 😅
@rileyhoffman6629
@rileyhoffman6629 Жыл бұрын
While parents hover in the background, my son hands out candy and my husband reminds the kids to brush their teeth.
@AustynSN
@AustynSN Жыл бұрын
If anybody really did eat all their kids Halloween candy, send them to us. Bought two decent sized bags and not one knock on the door.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
:( I spent 23 years working in bars and restaurants so I was always at work in costume for Halloween. Retired last year, decorated the house, made a costume, bought tons of candy…1 single pair it trick or treaters. In a subdivision of almost 300 houses. Broke my heart. Maybe next year will be better right? It could happen :/
@AustynSN
@AustynSN Жыл бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 unfortunately, between the bullshits "tainted candy" scares, malls, and most churches doing "trunk or treat"... Halloween is dead.
@TheDylls
@TheDylls Жыл бұрын
Don't know anything about the guy from the Celtics, but that little clip makes it seem like he's one of the rare genuinely cool people lol
@crocglox7797
@crocglox7797 Жыл бұрын
Isn't Ted Cruz one of The BrownStain Bears?
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Жыл бұрын
Don't insult bears!
@raymondwilson6472
@raymondwilson6472 Жыл бұрын
I’m from Texas. OMG that’s funny! I hate that scumbag!
@covagotnextgaming
@covagotnextgaming Жыл бұрын
Love the bear themed costumes so much. Love how everyone is a different bear 😂 everything about this video is great
@theyinyang1103
@theyinyang1103 Жыл бұрын
Smarties were my favorite growing up, though now it’s gummy worms.
@Teazel_McGillicuddy
@Teazel_McGillicuddy Жыл бұрын
06:12 I appreciate Jimmy reminding us there are things we can agree on. 🍫🇺🇸🍬
@SandyRavenAuthor
@SandyRavenAuthor Жыл бұрын
I had a mare that *loved* circus peanuts. It was her favorite treat ever.
@Elon_musk111
@Elon_musk111 Жыл бұрын
👍👍
@flea7510
@flea7510 Жыл бұрын
That Snuggle Bear was hilarious and frekin scary... Genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amywood7082
@amywood7082 Жыл бұрын
I am sure there is a Democrat that would love to get their hands on your babies soft skin. Genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cynthiapaul3707
@cynthiapaul3707 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy and his crew must have had a blast putting on the bear costumes. I can only imagine, LoL wish I had VIP pass on this one! Happy Halloween 🎃! How is it these polls are tight! Crazy!
@mal5678
@mal5678 Жыл бұрын
Who did they ask in these polls?? I'm from Utah and tootsie pop is definitely not even in my top 15 candies!
@maramclaine830
@maramclaine830 Жыл бұрын
Cuteness overload. Loving the Bears.
@michaelewing4515
@michaelewing4515 Жыл бұрын
That is by far the cutest Halloween choice! Jimmy, Guillermo, Louie and Cleto and the Cletones were all cute in their costumes. 10 out of 10! This one and the Disney Princesses costumes were both my favorites.
@TahtahmesDiary
@TahtahmesDiary Жыл бұрын
I love that they knew which CareBear they were ❤
@nanarose8537
@nanarose8537 Жыл бұрын
Ok..1) Snuggles scared me. 2) Ty Jimmy for roasting H Walker more. 3) Not doing the 'Ate all your Halloween candy' prank because I don't wanna relocate. 😂😆😂 Happy Halloween everyone! Have fun and be safe.
@davemarr7743
@davemarr7743 Жыл бұрын
My mom used to eat all my fun size candy bars. I was so outraged... stealing from me while I was at school 😂
@eileenmurrey7847
@eileenmurrey7847 Жыл бұрын
@Robin Justice Oh really. How about the parents communicate with their children instead of betraying them.
@pragmaticsteve6149
@pragmaticsteve6149 Жыл бұрын
I love candy corn, especially when mixed with peanuts, my aunt worked at the Brach's factory and I used to eat myself sick on them.
@stevemcdowell1674
@stevemcdowell1674 Жыл бұрын
Years ago a bartender told me that if you eat candy corn and Spanish peanuts together that it tastes like Snickers. Damned if she wasn't right! Never thought I'd like anything as gross as candy corn but I do as long as there are Spanish peanuts along with it! You're only the second person that I've come across that knows this.
@carmenzajac9387
@carmenzajac9387 Жыл бұрын
I Love candy corn too!! I already made myself sick on them as soon as they hit the store,lol !!!
@Dee010s
@Dee010s Жыл бұрын
Ive bought 8 bags for the month of October for myself. Is that a lot or not enough 😂?
@carmenzajac9387
@carmenzajac9387 Жыл бұрын
@@Dee010s LOL 😆 there's never enough 🤣
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын
Wow, that sounds horrible, but based on the other replies, apparently it isn't.
@adamheeley285
@adamheeley285 Жыл бұрын
Taking twitter seriously is the real problem. It is already a dumpster fire...Elon Musk doesnt change that.
@taun96
@taun96 Жыл бұрын
Kanye's antics make me feel like the Kardashians did the right **gags** thing by cutting all ties. Oh God.
@DenisMartin72
@DenisMartin72 Жыл бұрын
That Snuggle bear is responsible for more washing machine issues than people realize.
@Punky_Brewster
@Punky_Brewster Жыл бұрын
I L🖤VE that Jimmy Kimmel Live! Goes all in for Halloween!🧟‍♀️🐻‍❄️🧸🐻
@dee_dee_place
@dee_dee_place Жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I love the "Bear" theme. Everyone looks fab.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын
If God didn’t put his knee on KlanYe’s wallet, then he wouldn’t have apologized!
@jimwheeler9840
@jimwheeler9840 Жыл бұрын
That Suggle commercial spoof was genuinely disturbing! 🤣
@aricoppola
@aricoppola Жыл бұрын
I wish Jimmy would wear that costume every night 😂😂😂
@ashtonandkylievideos2929
@ashtonandkylievideos2929 Жыл бұрын
Just wore it the rest of the week but didnt address it at all
@oldkoot5828
@oldkoot5828 Жыл бұрын
I wish he would bring back girls jumping on trapolines.
@chessdad182
@chessdad182 Жыл бұрын
I like how the boy had his thumb in his mouth, but then pulls it out to say "YOU SNEAKY MOM". LOL.
@eileenmurrey7847
@eileenmurrey7847 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, betrayed by his parents so that he could revert to needing his thumb again. Sick.
@kevinsmothers7667
@kevinsmothers7667 Жыл бұрын
Bear costumes in California? Crazy
@arosez1991
@arosez1991 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 made my Halloween night . Happy Halloween Everyone! 🍁🎃🍂
@amywood7082
@amywood7082 Жыл бұрын
Your expectations must be below basement level. Get a life
@luisreyes1963
@luisreyes1963 Жыл бұрын
@@amywood7082 You & Kanye West should pay a social call to the dungeon from SAW....💀
@amywood7082
@amywood7082 Жыл бұрын
@@luisreyes1963 is this an attempt to be funny? Losers gonna be losers
@jasontitus4464
@jasontitus4464 Жыл бұрын
💯💯
@ericherman5413
@ericherman5413 Жыл бұрын
Kanye is very troubled.
@MayThereBeWorldPeace
@MayThereBeWorldPeace Жыл бұрын
Snuggles, how could you?😵💔😢
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