Ranking Poop Bars

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fantano

fantano

5 ай бұрын

These lyrics are the sh!t.
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@StefveoX
@StefveoX 5 ай бұрын
are these technically a bunch of stool samples?
@chernobylcoleslaw6698
@chernobylcoleslaw6698 5 ай бұрын
>under-rated comment
@16BitOG
@16BitOG 5 ай бұрын
nah thats a bit of a reach but I see where you coming from
@huare7946
@huare7946 5 ай бұрын
Accurately rated comment
@Kevinomens
@Kevinomens 5 ай бұрын
S tier
@devinloew7681
@devinloew7681 5 ай бұрын
Compared to thr generic SHITpost comments, this one is great
@GlcB
@GlcB 5 ай бұрын
Kendricks Grandmother saying "Shit don't change until you get up and wash yo ass" is a top tier poop bar.
@diegogallegos4813
@diegogallegos4813 5 ай бұрын
Kendrick saying “When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan?” is up there with that fs
@elile8567
@elile8567 5 ай бұрын
​@@diegogallegos4813i don't want to imagine it hitting the fan
@SlammerFr
@SlammerFr 5 ай бұрын
never noticed that play on words till just now reading this lol
@TortoiseMaximus
@TortoiseMaximus 5 ай бұрын
"I shit, fart, peepee" - Kendrick Lamar
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
@SuperNuclearUnicorn 5 ай бұрын
What's the next word in that bar btw? I can't quite remember
@thebatman8815
@thebatman8815 5 ай бұрын
The fact that he made an entire 14 and a half minute video about poop bars, without mentioning Eminem even ONCE, is outrage beyond human expression, and I want my money back.
@Offisian
@Offisian 2 ай бұрын
u would need its own 14 minutes video just for eminem poop bars
@thebatman8815
@thebatman8815 2 ай бұрын
@@Offisian That is true😂
@siinxx7656
@siinxx7656 Ай бұрын
@@thebatman8815 sir, the entrance was free
@lovemagicfantastic
@lovemagicfantastic Ай бұрын
You could say you're... shitting bricks
@thebatman8815
@thebatman8815 Ай бұрын
@@siinxx7656 Well then I want to be compensated for emotional damages.
@StucklnAWell
@StucklnAWell 5 ай бұрын
You missed my favorite. Ye's verse on Cudi's "Erase Me" where he's talking about a girl named Aria, ending the verse with "I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria". A beautiful double entendre about poop and diarrhea.
@RyBrown
@RyBrown 5 ай бұрын
that’s why ye the 🐐 no 🧢
@coolboyyo654
@coolboyyo654 5 ай бұрын
the entire verse is a buildup for a poop joke that is peak ye tbh
@cay924
@cay924 5 ай бұрын
Oh shit (no pun intended), I forgot about that classic line
@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380
@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380 4 ай бұрын
I prefer "You eat pieces of shit? What's the basis?"
@zaidlacksalastname4905
@zaidlacksalastname4905 2 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@Spectrum0122
@Spectrum0122 5 ай бұрын
It's honestly Impressive that eminem was not on this list at all. "Girl your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea" is fucking iconic
@LouieGoden
@LouieGoden 5 ай бұрын
XD And there was a poop scheme he did on Caterpillar with Royce too "bitch shit is real/Israel like I pooped Jerusalem"
@egreen96
@egreen96 5 ай бұрын
'I'm the shit, why'd you think Proof used to call me Doody?'
@KilljoyRPMX
@KilljoyRPMX 5 ай бұрын
"just shit on my last chick and she has what my ex lacks"
@BoydOfPray
@BoydOfPray 5 ай бұрын
I was honestly really hoping for his entire scheme at the end of Royce da 5'9's "Caterpillar".
@blackbluem1210
@blackbluem1210 5 ай бұрын
​@@BoydOfPray same lol
@zachflag6506
@zachflag6506 5 ай бұрын
In Lil Wayne’s defense, flexing luxury through the high quality toilet paper you buy is really funny
@fpsbelarus5307
@fpsbelarus5307 2 ай бұрын
on god
@babykata-dt3ys
@babykata-dt3ys Ай бұрын
Whenever I go to someone's house and they have fancy toilet paper, I know they've made it in life.
@sparkywilson1405
@sparkywilson1405 17 күн бұрын
"Wiping yourself with (x) dollar bills" is a less often heard version of "burning money" or "throwing money away" or similar, but not an uncommon one
@notrickross4
@notrickross4 5 ай бұрын
Rick Ross : Getting money so complicated, I'm the shit, I'm constipated This bar lives in my mind constantly as it is truly a stroke of genius
@JohnArchibald660
@JohnArchibald660 5 ай бұрын
"knowing how to potty is a pretty essential, you know, thing as far as every day life" -Anthony Fantano, 2024
@TheOnlyBasketCase
@TheOnlyBasketCase 5 ай бұрын
You would've given the poop an S if it was in the form of a slick, minimalistic wallet that fits right into your front pocket.
@livserte
@livserte 5 ай бұрын
Slid out the back pocket and squelched into the front one...
@potatoandbeans1543
@potatoandbeans1543 5 ай бұрын
I don’t like this reply
@mc-ps-playa5569
@mc-ps-playa5569 5 ай бұрын
@@livserteYou didn’t have to post that
@livserte
@livserte 5 ай бұрын
@@mc-ps-playa5569 and Napoleón didn't have to have the nose of the Sphinx blown off, but canon events just happen.
@mapledemon5601
@mapledemon5601 5 ай бұрын
@@livserteI’m going to find you
@ghost-onlyknives8792
@ghost-onlyknives8792 5 ай бұрын
MF DOOM's poop bar on El Chupa Nibre will always be my favorite. "Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre, digest a group and sell the poop on ebay" so hard.
@peterpop-off
@peterpop-off 5 ай бұрын
That goofy sample playing in my head reading this 😂
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5 ай бұрын
If there was ever a rapper who could make a poop bar work it would be The Villain.
@littledoodle5689
@littledoodle5689 5 ай бұрын
hardest words to ever grace this planet
@MooseGuy
@MooseGuy 5 ай бұрын
on the same album as the song Vats Of Urine nonetheless lol
@Saneo123
@Saneo123 5 ай бұрын
I spent the whole video waiting for this one, easy S tier
@wolfwang8464
@wolfwang8464 5 ай бұрын
“I’m the shit I’m farting, I don’t know how to potty” is easily S tier!
@eduardosilveira6974
@eduardosilveira6974 5 ай бұрын
“Shit is-real / like i pooped Jerusalem” will forever be my favorite poop bar. It’s so bad it’s good
@Brad02K
@Brad02K 5 ай бұрын
Can’t forget Fivio Foreign’s lyrical masterpiece: Shittin', poopin' Huh, shittin', huh, poopin'
@philtheairplanemechanic
@philtheairplanemechanic 3 ай бұрын
ice cream, scoopin' shittin', poopin
@design1of470
@design1of470 2 ай бұрын
@@philtheairplanemechanic shittin'.. poopin'...
@flamee23312
@flamee23312 Ай бұрын
The fact he said it and then immediately had to repeat it like he just wrote an Illmatic level bar 😭😭
@UnwashedRascal
@UnwashedRascal Ай бұрын
@@flamee23312after dropping that masterpiece of a bar he says “I feel like the GOAT”
@xamp_exclammark
@xamp_exclammark 29 күн бұрын
@@UnwashedRascal He felt great after shitting,i relate tbh
@brehboi
@brehboi 5 ай бұрын
“I’m The Shit I’m Farting I Don’t Know How To Potty”. - Kodak Black Inspirational
@silvaskiproductions3937
@silvaskiproductions3937 5 ай бұрын
I remember hearing that song for the first time and having to rewind it to make sure I heard it right
@crenfick7750
@crenfick7750 5 ай бұрын
I had to download a version that edited that bar out and put it on ny Spotify.
@nicholastricarico2957
@nicholastricarico2957 5 ай бұрын
That single-handedly turned "Drowning" from a 4/5 to a 2/5. That entire verse, in fact, is trash.
@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 3 ай бұрын
@@nicholastricarico2957SO TRUE
@caleb4131
@caleb4131 5 ай бұрын
21 Savage just dropped an album with a poop bar in the chorus of a song 😭😭😭
@hedgeearthridge6807
@hedgeearthridge6807 5 ай бұрын
I will always love what someone said before. Before publishing a track, you need to imagine Fantano reading the lyrics in a judgemental tone, and evaluate if you really want to go through with it.
@ramenm_
@ramenm_ 5 ай бұрын
Honorable mention to the classic "I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me." J. Cole is truly one of the rappers ever.
@spenserwalker4361
@spenserwalker4361 5 ай бұрын
I’m cackling😂
@jimmyl27
@jimmyl27 5 ай бұрын
How did that not make the video
@Heksensang
@Heksensang 5 ай бұрын
Cole is undeniably one of the greats when it comes to modern mainstream rappers & he inspired me a lot back in HS but holy fuck this bar is hot garbage lol wtf was he thinking
@gravegaming2023
@gravegaming2023 5 ай бұрын
On my favorite track from him too 😂
@birdsfly7199
@birdsfly7199 5 ай бұрын
Can’t forget “They think they the shit and they ain’t even farted yet”, in Last Call
@shamus8687
@shamus8687 5 ай бұрын
Danny Brown's "Ready to hit the studio and shit all on your mixtape....nah literally, shit all on your mixtape" is the best of all time.
@ShredIsNotDead
@ShredIsNotDead 5 ай бұрын
“Wipe with the credits, leave stains on the Jewel case In just two takes, dog, the booth'll get souffléd”, absolutely amazing
@kazzykaioken8873
@kazzykaioken8873 5 ай бұрын
Your hiding something like a toupe
@pradabears
@pradabears 5 ай бұрын
truthfully my friend, touché
@Phantomink91
@Phantomink91 5 ай бұрын
You gon’ get exposed like an up and coming model
@IK-yb5rn
@IK-yb5rn 5 ай бұрын
What did he mean by it the first time?
@blinkx1070
@blinkx1070 5 ай бұрын
That Lil Wayne "cuz the paper thick" can also be a double entendre. Paper can be a slang term for money and money is also printed on paper(in the us). So he's not saying he's rich because he can afford thick toilet paper, he's saying he has fat stacks of cash as well as having thick toilet paper.
@smile4cs
@smile4cs 5 ай бұрын
"The fart was a shart Call that abstract art" - Lil Dong, 2022
@codu.
@codu. 5 ай бұрын
The fact we haven’t collectively outlawed poop bars is insane to me
@joaquin5929
@joaquin5929 5 ай бұрын
People will hate on pussy bars but will praise poopy rappers 😂
@KidneyFailureGaming
@KidneyFailureGaming 5 ай бұрын
Nah, shouldn't be. The rap game wouldn't be a game without shit.
@Mighty_Atheismo
@Mighty_Atheismo 5 ай бұрын
Poop bars are the shit and urine
@kenterminateddq5311
@kenterminateddq5311 5 ай бұрын
I'm surprised that Eminem's "So when I say,"eat sh1#", I mean me" line didn't get ranked.
@luvkoaofficial
@luvkoaofficial 5 ай бұрын
I feel like we have. Some artists just don't listen 💀
@pinkfedoras
@pinkfedoras 5 ай бұрын
"i shit fart pee pee" kdot, the greatest lyrical thinker of this modern generation.
@TheSkaOreo
@TheSkaOreo 5 ай бұрын
How else did he become poet laureate
@basielu
@basielu 5 ай бұрын
i'm sad he didn't mention this
@Amandanumnum
@Amandanumnum 5 ай бұрын
⁠@@TheSkaOreopooet laureate
@RealOrientedChaos
@RealOrientedChaos 20 күн бұрын
what track does he say this in if he actually did say this
@boomman4000
@boomman4000 5 ай бұрын
There is a severe lack of denzel curry going "my guns got diarrhea when it poopoopoopoopoo" on here
@rafedoerr
@rafedoerr 5 ай бұрын
all time favourite is Fivio Foreign on spin music: "ice cream, scoopin'. shittin', poopin' (shittin', poopin'). I feel like the GOAT." this man rhymed scoopin with poopin for no reason, repeated it, and then declared himself the goat in the very next line
@AndyAtHome
@AndyAtHome 5 ай бұрын
"It won't even flush, that's how hard it is" straight pottery
@allerickbriarheart2892
@allerickbriarheart2892 5 ай бұрын
I hope pottery isn’t what you’re doing with extra structured shit.
@faeriegraver
@faeriegraver Ай бұрын
Lmao ​@@allerickbriarheart2892
@SADerMetzger
@SADerMetzger 5 ай бұрын
This is no where near comprehensive enough. Please do a part two, Melon. I need it. I crave it.
@Nick-cp3sr
@Nick-cp3sr 5 ай бұрын
...we all need a number 2...
@ETHANJAMESCOTE
@ETHANJAMESCOTE 5 ай бұрын
Ha!
@SDSypher
@SDSypher 5 ай бұрын
You can make multiple episodes out of nothing but kodak bars. 3/5 of the first entries in this were kodak 😂. He’s obsessed with poopoo bars. It’s genuinely bothered me for years. Every time I hear a new song of his, I feel like I always hear a poop related lyric.
@a-don13
@a-don13 5 ай бұрын
literally missed the best one... eminem's last 8 bars on his "caterpillar" verse
@Badam-Wackler
@Badam-Wackler 5 ай бұрын
Theres gotta be a nemnem poop bar
@romeodoom
@romeodoom 5 ай бұрын
Honoring this video by watching it on my phone while taking a dump. Your content is always hard, and you always manage to push it out.
@circuskills1928
@circuskills1928 5 ай бұрын
Smino with "My nose can sniff the shit out but I'm never deterred" on amphetamine is one of my favorite poop bars
@outofmind9222
@outofmind9222 Ай бұрын
Also on Skedos: “mark my turds ima shit on these nerds”
@holloworacle3140
@holloworacle3140 5 ай бұрын
"Take Off the Poo Poo, Take Off the Doo Doo, Take Off the Pee Pee" is a S tier bar
@vthegreatest6352
@vthegreatest6352 5 ай бұрын
Ima take ten shits
@newking7218
@newking7218 5 ай бұрын
Another transcendental bar from the lyrical miracle
@frtnyt
@frtnyt 5 ай бұрын
take that shit off 💥
@freddiesimmons1394
@freddiesimmons1394 5 ай бұрын
Who? ​@@newking7218
@obob6252
@obob6252 5 ай бұрын
​@@freddiesimmons1394Poodrick Poomar
@nastyladd
@nastyladd 5 ай бұрын
Fivio Foreign: “Ice cream,scoopin,shittin,poopin” Lil Wayne: “I got 10 bathrooms, I can shit all day”
@AdolphSaxOfficial
@AdolphSaxOfficial 5 ай бұрын
Ngl that steady mobbin bar is up there with "Roses really smell like boo boo" for me
@design1of470
@design1of470 2 ай бұрын
SHITTIN', POOPIN'
@siinxx7656
@siinxx7656 Ай бұрын
@@AdolphSaxOfficial I swear I leave for 2 minutes and everyone becomes a coprophiliac
@LaurentLoiselle
@LaurentLoiselle 5 ай бұрын
The timing on this one with the new 21 Savage album is crazy
@mitch5944
@mitch5944 5 ай бұрын
New poop bar just dropped 😂
@MitchellTeeRapz
@MitchellTeeRapz 4 ай бұрын
Wayne is the king of poop bars. “Shit happens and since I’m the shit I’m who it happened to.”
@fxbashful8947
@fxbashful8947 5 ай бұрын
“I feel so alive I think I shit myself” - Action Bronson
@scose
@scose 5 ай бұрын
Effortless beauty
@Yes-Yes1
@Yes-Yes1 5 ай бұрын
“Run shit like diarrhea” -2 Chainz
@VANDREL100
@VANDREL100 4 ай бұрын
"And I keep shitting on the competition Imma about to put me out a shittape "- 2 Chainz -
@zaidlacksalastname4905
@zaidlacksalastname4905 2 ай бұрын
That's great lmao
@chrisptophu
@chrisptophu 5 ай бұрын
This was a genius video… you should do more rankings around reused metaphors, about money, sex, etc.
@jakeos6051
@jakeos6051 5 ай бұрын
We need more poop bars. We need more of these videos, this was a blessing to watch. Thank you.
@EZZI00
@EZZI00 5 ай бұрын
"shart-thony fart-tano here, internet's busiest music turd"
@shoeshiner9314
@shoeshiner9314 5 ай бұрын
"Internet's poopiest music turd"
@Miglohara
@Miglohara 5 ай бұрын
André 3000 on DoYaThing is one of the only rappers that could craft a fire verse almost entirely comprised of him repeating "I'M THE SHIT" for 4 minutes.
@dais.2620
@dais.2620 5 ай бұрын
I CAN FAAARRTTT ON IT IMMM THE SHITTTT I GET SMARRT ON IT IM THE SHITTTT
@elektra8535
@elektra8535 5 ай бұрын
I always liked Mac Miller "I've been in this shit so long that it don't smell"
@heymarton
@heymarton 5 ай бұрын
This!! All in one take. Truly god tier
@AmyGoo22
@AmyGoo22 5 ай бұрын
that's what I'm saying
@phillshufftner4495
@phillshufftner4495 5 ай бұрын
was looking for this comment
@Sssteelo
@Sssteelo 5 ай бұрын
This is the only kind of video I’d watch of Anthony’s. Idrc about your reviews I want poop bar videos or something equivalent.
@abagz3919
@abagz3919 4 ай бұрын
“Been through shit like Sodom” - MC Ride
@psychokitty444
@psychokitty444 5 ай бұрын
"I drop so much shit, my anus needs an ice pack" single-handedly fucked up my enjoyment of that CoFlow record.
@slothDAMN
@slothDAMN 5 ай бұрын
100% - one of my fave bars ever from one of my fave records ever! Bigg Jus rules!
@RamenCupBMG
@RamenCupBMG 5 ай бұрын
you missed kanye's verse on erase me. he named the girl aria and structured the whole verse with aria rhymes so he can have the final punch line be a diarrhea joke. the dedication is unmatched. "I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria"
@elans.8595
@elans.8595 5 ай бұрын
that is actually such a good bar to be ranked. such a shame, I demand a part 2.
@CarbonFiberToiletPaper
@CarbonFiberToiletPaper 5 ай бұрын
I KEEP ON RUNNIN KEEP ON RUNNIN AND NOTHING WORKS Erase Me is so fucking good
@marcosmourino7130
@marcosmourino7130 5 ай бұрын
yeah that verse really brings the song down imo
@RamenCupBMG
@RamenCupBMG 5 ай бұрын
@@marcosmourino7130 yes but no
@dylangriffin5514
@dylangriffin5514 5 ай бұрын
Yeah except it doesn’t make sense lol. If you’re interpreting it as “I couldn’t get my shit out anyway, I hope you diarrhea” honestly sounds bad imo and wishing death on someone just to make that line is beyond me🤣😭 man just thought he came up with something genius but really not. All he did was fit two words together🫢
@xxSeanVxx
@xxSeanVxx 5 ай бұрын
This is the solid and thoughtful quality reviews Ive come to expect from you. Thank you. Quality Content.
@AlexAxford7
@AlexAxford7 5 ай бұрын
How could you miss Outkast's Roses and Nicki's Did It On 'Em??! Absolutely iconic poop bars
@l.watson3406
@l.watson3406 5 ай бұрын
i'm sad he didn't include A$AP Rocky's iconic bar: "Yes, I'm the shit, tell me do it stink?" from Goldie
@crxyy6252
@crxyy6252 5 ай бұрын
Song 9/10 without this cringe line would be 10
@DecimatedSoul
@DecimatedSoul 5 ай бұрын
​@@crxyy6252fucking love that song
@harrison4d416
@harrison4d416 5 ай бұрын
Watching this while pooping. Just feels right man
@ervin7178
@ervin7178 5 ай бұрын
I’ve never gone poop
@TheSkaOreo
@TheSkaOreo 5 ай бұрын
@@ervin7178you never go full poop
@raindog5059
@raindog5059 5 ай бұрын
Dropping an S tier myself right now.
@BuglordSupreme
@BuglordSupreme 4 ай бұрын
I watched this while eating 😭
@Magnus3144
@Magnus3144 Ай бұрын
@@ervin7178 Is it cause you don’t know how to potty?
@dereosroads
@dereosroads 5 ай бұрын
Loved the way this video plopped on my feed.
@stevebob240
@stevebob240 5 ай бұрын
This is the video I've been waiting for. Seriously
@VojtaMarek
@VojtaMarek 5 ай бұрын
“holy poopie, i’m the poopie, i’m god’s manure holy poopie, i’m the poopie, porta-potty tunechi” are you trying to laugh myself to death, melon?
@SDSypher
@SDSypher 5 ай бұрын
I’m so glad people are noticing how many toilet related bars there are in mainstream music
@CosmicBaconCat
@CosmicBaconCat 5 ай бұрын
Poopy
@pkre707
@pkre707 5 ай бұрын
With the amount of poop bars out there, you could make a whole series out of this, and I’d watch every one
@interpol990
@interpol990 2 ай бұрын
This is the content I need from you, Melon.
@stevetheserf3621
@stevetheserf3621 5 ай бұрын
"I know I've been the shit, all these people full of me. I admit it, I'm full of myself too" by Mac Miller on Remember is an s tier poop bar that was left off this list. It's clever, it basically does everything an "I'm the shit" bar can do.
@Mpdarkguy
@Mpdarkguy 5 ай бұрын
This is a series that should continue, these rappers really need some fiber in their lives
@jesuslacanilao4117
@jesuslacanilao4117 5 ай бұрын
Starting the year strong with a poop bar tier list lets goooooo!
@andrewwgold
@andrewwgold Ай бұрын
We need a sequel to this
@kiernanmooney6210
@kiernanmooney6210 5 ай бұрын
That Lil Wayne bar fucking killed me. "Dear Mr. Toilet..." jesus christ, what a legend.
@xavierlafontaine121
@xavierlafontaine121 5 ай бұрын
Nothing will top the moment in Welcome To My Hood (DJ Khaled) when Lil Wayne said "Shit happens and since I'm the shit, I'm who it happens too". FUCKING CHILLS
@gnoyl
@gnoyl 3 ай бұрын
I just love debating/analyzing absurd topics with 100% serious attitude. This one feels like me and the boys discussing such topic
@papawade3103
@papawade3103 5 ай бұрын
What a beautiful first video to have recommended in 2024. Love this
@grantmckeever507
@grantmckeever507 5 ай бұрын
I paused the video when Enter the Wu-Tang came up to rack my brain. I was for certain you would go with ODB’s “I get into sh*t, I let it out like diarrhea, got burnt once but that was only gonorrhea.” GZA’s line from Clan in da Front was fine but not what I expected. I thought you would at least mention that one afterwards. Still, I was laughing hysterically throughout just about the entirety of this.
@natecc1412
@natecc1412 5 ай бұрын
was thinking the same thing odb's was the first one that came to mind for me
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 5 ай бұрын
Most sanitary ODB bar
@Lucarioguild7
@Lucarioguild7 5 ай бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one that was expecting an ODB bar
@zondaboy6493
@zondaboy6493 5 ай бұрын
The gza one was the one that came to mind for me, probably because of how hard he goes on the delivery.
@RadishShifu
@RadishShifu 5 ай бұрын
" I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can’t out-fart me" - J Cole
@TheLilmuzzy
@TheLilmuzzy 3 ай бұрын
As a Cole stan the whole video felt like I was dodging this bullet
@deifiedtitan
@deifiedtitan 20 күн бұрын
“Shit myself in a Boston nightclub, don’t know how to potty.” could’ve been a great comedy rap line
@lordklek4769
@lordklek4769 5 ай бұрын
Some of your best work right here
@BOCLAN2000
@BOCLAN2000 5 ай бұрын
“Shit don’t change till you get up and wipe your ass boy” from TPAB is the only poop bar that I unironically repeat - it’s actually a deep bar
@littlemisssunshine5305
@littlemisssunshine5305 5 ай бұрын
Same here
@johnnysunrise
@johnnysunrise 5 ай бұрын
Boy????????
@tylertap2385
@tylertap2385 5 ай бұрын
I thought the Wutang one was gonna be ODB when he said “I keep shit stains in my draws so I can spit somethin funky for ya” ODB leaving us with a classic!
@CMBlue
@CMBlue Ай бұрын
Need a number two video in this series
@ReginaCantet
@ReginaCantet 25 күн бұрын
Ashnikko's "And you know I'm the shit like you didn't wipe" on "Manners" is one of my favorites.
@tahaymvids1631
@tahaymvids1631 5 ай бұрын
Thank you melon man for giving your opinion on poop consistency. Myself I prefer a solid log.
@TheRealHaloLover
@TheRealHaloLover 5 ай бұрын
More buoyancy
@tahaymvids1631
@tahaymvids1631 5 ай бұрын
@@TheRealHaloLoverone hundo p!
@elektra8535
@elektra8535 5 ай бұрын
Didn't expect Fantano would rate half of J.Cole's discography
@kackers
@kackers 5 ай бұрын
the video we were all waiting for
@50shadesofgayy
@50shadesofgayy 5 ай бұрын
A man completely locked into his audience and craft reaching the boundaries of his magnum opus.
@Apsburner9717
@Apsburner9717 5 ай бұрын
Wasn’t expecting you to put Kanye’s poopi-di-scoop in S-Tier
@jordanvilla1369
@jordanvilla1369 5 ай бұрын
I was wondering if this would be here when I clicked on the video lol
@bravogames4135
@bravogames4135 5 ай бұрын
It’s a meme why wouldn’t it be S-tier
@TheResidence.mp4
@TheResidence.mp4 5 ай бұрын
Genuinely should have been S Tier ngl
@BuffaloSco
@BuffaloSco 5 ай бұрын
This comment made me laugh hella outloud
@eachypinky118
@eachypinky118 5 ай бұрын
​@@bravogames4135because kanye literally performed it live ?
@VojtaMarek
@VojtaMarek 5 ай бұрын
i’m laughing hysterically for the better part of the video. it’s the seriousness with which he’s commenting the bars and how seriously he implements the word ‘poo’ in the sentences. i just can’t lmao
@VojtaMarek
@VojtaMarek 5 ай бұрын
+ the *poopie* as a bleep sound is just too much :dd
@awsomedudeguy12
@awsomedudeguy12 5 ай бұрын
I'm so sad that the second kodak bar was E, I lost my shit
@idyotrnyot9378
@idyotrnyot9378 Ай бұрын
Watching this while poopin. Bless you melon
@bencook5455
@bencook5455 5 ай бұрын
Forgot about Travis Scott on Trance: "I'm clearing shit out like an enema"
@N0VA64
@N0VA64 5 ай бұрын
I also love "Now who's the real dookie, meaning who's really the shit" from Biggie. Simple but delivered with gusto
@billbill6094
@billbill6094 3 ай бұрын
Players cursed it, but rehearsed it, I drop unexpectedly like bird shit.
@0_Cardboard_0
@0_Cardboard_0 5 ай бұрын
I didn’t know they made poop-flavored bars, but thanks for taste-testing them!
@gabrielmarciu69
@gabrielmarciu69 Ай бұрын
"I'm on the toilet when I rhyme, if you the shit, then I decline"
@themotorcycle
@themotorcycle 5 ай бұрын
toosii and fivio foreign on spin music "ice cream, scoop it, shittin poopin, shittin poopin" is forever stuck in my head.
@SDSypher
@SDSypher 5 ай бұрын
Getting ranked lower than “lift yourself” is like getting kicked in the head when you’re already on the ground bleeding
@QuickVipes
@QuickVipes 5 ай бұрын
This is easily the best video from Fantano I’ve ever seen. And I genuinely mean that.
@EdgePitSwing
@EdgePitSwing 5 ай бұрын
Best Fantano video in at least 5 years.
@benmckenna5098
@benmckenna5098 5 ай бұрын
postponing my lunch till after this so i don’t throw it up on spot
@robstoplights
@robstoplights 5 ай бұрын
There was a Vice article several years ago that compiled all of Wayne's poop references that I revisit often. My favorite is probably either "Shit as I sit and wait for the war to begin" from "Dear Anne" or "Shit don't stank when you shittin' in the bank" from "Higher than a Kite" by Nicki Minaj
@tariqthomas9090
@tariqthomas9090 5 ай бұрын
My favorite poop bar is from Ms. Lauryn Hill herself: *“So while you imitating Al Capone/I'll be Nina Simone and defecating on your microphone.”* CLASSIC!
@synthsauce
@synthsauce 5 ай бұрын
The goat poop bar
@shrimpscampin
@shrimpscampin 5 ай бұрын
HOT
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 5 ай бұрын
.....is there a Nina Simone poop story that I missed
@cellyzs
@cellyzs 5 ай бұрын
yea thats pretty good. There's like two schools of thought for shit bars. Describing yourself shitting on someone else's style and calling yourself the shit.
@elijahnageli3202
@elijahnageli3202 5 ай бұрын
did nina simone shit on al caponeßs microphone? or rather if al capone is imitation it might not be important, but did nina shit on a mic? or how is the bar clever?
@mushuansari
@mushuansari 5 ай бұрын
Key Missing songs: Ye's part on Erase Me by Kid Cudi The Migos on We Did It Kid By Ye on Donda 2
@micaeltafari5401
@micaeltafari5401 5 ай бұрын
Watching this while eating is truly something else.
@sean13741
@sean13741 5 ай бұрын
Not that big of a Drake guy but I still think he has the best poop bar of all time with “I’m on a roll like Cottonelle I was made for all of this shit”
@sean13741
@sean13741 5 ай бұрын
Doubt he wrote it tho…
@damjanp7920
@damjanp7920 5 ай бұрын
@@sean13741 his 12 year old gf wrote it
@TheDarkThing707
@TheDarkThing707 5 ай бұрын
I feel like you could make a part 2 with just Eminem bars alone, and have bars across all the tiers
@sczpemytzi4783
@sczpemytzi4783 5 ай бұрын
I was very surprised to not see caterpillar on the list
@robrt999
@robrt999 5 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@4rl0ng
@4rl0ng 4 ай бұрын
Been waiting for caterpillar as well
@svenmify
@svenmify 5 ай бұрын
“This one can pass, like a bowel movement” is definitely S tier
@ladyinwight
@ladyinwight 5 ай бұрын
ice cream scoopin shittin poopin is stuck in my head still
@arkayv
@arkayv 5 ай бұрын
Thank you Austen for saving the video at the last second, was appalled by the fact that DoYaThing didn't even get mentioned by melon man.
@TreeTrunkCrabWhacka
@TreeTrunkCrabWhacka 5 ай бұрын
Honestly I'm very disappointed you didn't use the Bristol scale to rank these
@calmkat9032
@calmkat9032 3 ай бұрын
The flow around these verses are important too, the "im the sh** im fartin" line is so clean it leaves no skid marks.
@srr955
@srr955 5 ай бұрын
The new savage album would've been a big highlight here
@reedk.471
@reedk.471 5 ай бұрын
As someone with IBS I appreciated this video
@Bruin_ffs
@Bruin_ffs Ай бұрын
This video cured my constipation, thank you Anthony
@immeyouareu2633
@immeyouareu2633 5 ай бұрын
“Now who's the real dookie? Meaning, who's really the shit?” Notorious B.I.G, Hypnotize
@boredperson8x
@boredperson8x 5 ай бұрын
I am crying every time the “poopy” is said, thank you for this. 😂
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