Get ready to be challenged to a boxing match by Uwe Boll.

Man Uwe Boll being so bent out of shape over bad reviews that he challenged his critics to a boxing match is one of my favorite WTF moments of 2000s pop culture.

Every german knows not to watch any movie where Uwe Boll or Til Schweiger were involved in. That's among the first things you'll learn in Kindergarten.

If you ever wondered where Uwe Boll got the money for all those films, it's tax fraud. This is not a joke.

It's weird but people noticed that uwe boll's movies quality increased when they had improvised dialogue.

“Have I told you definition of sonny Jim”-Gggmanlives

Uwe Boll and Michael Bay in a boxing ring would be like Freddy vs Jason.

Creating Uwe Boll is easily the worst thing Germany ever did.

Some might say this is a 'Far Cry' from quality

"The guy from Ace Ventura..."-GmanLives about Udo Kier

Legend has it that everytime someone reviews one of his movies, Uwe Boll immediately spawns at the nearest boxing ring.

As another factoid, in case the voice sounded familiar to you: The actor who plays Krieger is the actor who also plays everyone's favorite maniacal psychic Yuri in C&C: Red Alert 2 and Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge.

I just love the English pronunciation of one of the most German names ever, Uwe.

I really wanna see gman review every single uwe ball movie

Fun fact: One of the mercenaries in this is Craig Fairbrass who was the voice of Gaz in COD 4 and Ghost in Modern Warfare 2.

Uwe Boll and his movies are so crazy, I would not wonder if his movies might become cult classics in the future

Hold on: Udo Kier is "the dude from Ace Ventura?" Are you kidding? Udo Kier is B-movie royalty, and easily one of the most iconic actors in film history.

8:32 this scene is so dark i could see my ugly face reflecting on the screen

My mom worked on this film and was Uwe Boll's go to script supervisor for a few years at the beginning of her career as a script supervisor. She was an animator for years before that, but when she was starting out as a script supervisor some of the first few films she did were Uwe Boll projects lol. She had some interesting story's from set to say the least. She worked on Far Cry, Bloodrayne 2, Postal (uncredited), Rampage (2009), Stoic, The Final Storm and In the Name of the King: Two Worlds. She's worked on a lot of awesome projects since but those are all the Uwe Boll films she was on lol. Some other notable projects she was on.... Ghostbusters: Afterlife, Altered Carbon, The Man in the High Castle, Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, See, Child's Play, The Predator, Skyscraper, Maze Runner: The Death Cure, The 100 and much more. Just felt like mentioning some of the better shit she's worked on as well lmfao

"glass that is made out of sugar" " _Sugar glass (also called candy glass, edible glass, and breakaway glass) is a brittle transparent form of sugar that looks like glass. It can be formed into a sheet that looks like flat glass or an object, such as a bottle or drinking glass_ " -Wikipedia

Me, watching Udo Kier creating an army of bald mutant brutes: "Is this Yuri's Revenge: The Movie?"

Ah the tropical shores of Vancouver, white sand as far as the eye can see. Really captures the feel of the first game.

The actor who played Max was also in Russell Crowe's Gladiator, he was the bigger gladiator who trains Maximus in that scene where he refuses to fight with the wooden swords.

This video was like an Australian version of Dead Meat Kill Counts but for video game adaptations, You should do more of these

Till Schweiger is actually one of the most famous and best earning german movie actors (who haven't made the leap to hollywood that is). So domestically speaking. It's actually quite amazing Boll was able to secure such a big name for his weird project.

Hugo Stiglitz was born to play BJ Blazcowikz

He likely got a huge tax break for filming in Vancouver - hence why it is shot there and every other film nowadays also is.

As a german i feel the need to apologize for Til "one expression" Schweiger. He is our punishment. Not yours

“I’m the ONLY genius in the WHOLE fucking business” - Uwe Boll

Uwe Boll single-handedly downvoted this video.

hey you gotta give credit to Uwe Boll for thinking ahead. the setting might not look like farcry 1, 2 , 3 or 4 but it does kind of look like 5

"The guy from Ace Ventura" GmanLives, you're dead to me xD

How dare you call the great Udo Kier "that Ace Ventura guy"? I'll be sending a letter of protest to the editor of this journalistic venture.

the small FC3 youtube miniseries with Christopher Mintz-Plasse was actually dope ngl.

i’m loving these movie reviews gman, keep up the great work

I’ve discovered your channel and Aunty Donna this year, I never knew Australians are super funny

5:41 General Hammond probably thought that it was a goa'uld.

Til Schweiger played Hugo Stiglitz in Inglorious Basterds

"Glass that looks like made of sugar". Fun fact, that's actually how glass that breaks is made in movies.

I’m glad to see immortan Joe’s war boys have an origin story

I rented this from netflix and forgot to return it. I never watched it either

Uwe Boll vs Paul W. S. Anderson: the Movie. Whoever Wins, We Lose.

I love this video channel. It's gave me so many laughs through lock down here in Britain. Thanks!!!

Damn... at 5:00 he managed to get into the actor who portrayed Danna Scully's dad and General Hammond from Stargate SG-1...

Yup, this brings back awful memories. I was just a kid and went to the cinema with a friend of mine, of course we had to see far cry, the game was awesome after all. Boy we had no idea what we were getting ourselves into. But even as 13 year olds we knew: "Yea, we just witnessed a complete shitshow and a sorry excuse of a movie".

I used to watch this with my friend on the Netflix app for xbox 360, we'd watch it as our avatars. Good times

Uwe Boll and Till Schweiger fit so good together, that's kinda scary

Uwe Boll once said in an interview: "i never played video games and i couldnt care less about them, but i just knew i could make a bunch of money with movies based on them." he is brutaly honest, you gotta give him that! BTW Uwe Boll lives in Vancouver, i guess thats somehow the reason they filmed it there + he also has some restaurants there which are running pretty well, at least thats what i heard.

''Everybody in the German army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz''

This Jack guy could play a decent Blazkowicz

Yes, that literally was Anthony Bourdain. He visited the set during one of his shows and filmed that one sequence.

Let's talk about the parallels between Jack Carver in this movie to another Jack from my favorite movie of all time; Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China. They both are uniquely underwhelming in their respective universes yet their presence is required for the events to unfold. Jack Carver and Jack Burton are human McGuffins. They are both simultaneously the focal point of the movie and certainly not the protagonists. Jack Carver, while present, contributed very little to what unfolded although it could be argued that his arrival acted as a catalyst and setting in motion the events of the movie. Carver: 1. Owns a boat. 2. Knows Max. That is essentially what he brings to the Vancouver Monster Island table. Max does all the heavy lifting and then dies. In the same vein, Jack Burton's chief contributions in Big Trouble in Little China are: 1. Owning a truck. 2. Killing Lo Pan. That's basically it. Wang Chi is clearly the protagonist of Big Trouble in Little China as it is his motivation (rescuing kidnapped fiancée) that ultimately drives them to confront the Wing Kong and by extension, Lo Pan. Jack's truck being stolen only serves as a reason to place it at the end of the movie, which is also equally pointless for reasons I won't go into here. I love both movies, but you gotta accept the fact that movies are dumb if you want to be entertained.

I never knew this existed & I'm upset that now know.

This movie is not that bad compared to other Uwe Boll movies. The best movie he has ever done is called Rampage and it came out in 2009. That movie was so good I couldn't believe he directed it.

4:51 Guess I'm the only one who recognized General Hammond from Stargate.

Anthony Bordain plays a cameo as a scientist who gets killed

Postal and the Rampage series are Uwe Boll's best films, and that's not even a joke, they're actually just good.

Kriger is played by Udo Kier. Also, handsome Tom and Stuttering Craig is in it somewhere.

I love your outro song, it’s so catchy

For me, Udo Kier is "The guy from Blade 1"

Oh shit that Udo Kier who plays Krieger he was also in Command and Conquer Red Alert 2 and its Expansion Yuri's Revenge as Soviet psychic Yuri.

This movie is a far cry from the game series we've come to know and love.

I actually watched this after I saw a Far Cry review you made. You mentioned it and I had to check it out. Gotta be honest. I liked it.

What are the chances that you release this just as I’m kill counting the entire Far Cry Franchise...! Awesome. And I NEVER knew there was a movie, wow! Awesome content again, thanks for sharing :)

I had no idea this movie existed. When I clicked on this video I assumed that it was a new movie, until I saw general Hammond from Stargate who's actor Don Davis died the same year this movie was released. And then there was Anthony Bourdain LOL.

I expect nothing but the best Uwe Boll .

I really enjoy your videos with great content

Hey brother its been awhile I haven't seen your videos...good to see your still up and kicking! Keep it up ill catch up with what I missed! Still the best ! I'm gonna need your too notch entertainment recently also

I love Uwe Boll. Not as a director, but a guy who refuses to give up on his dreams and keep doing what he loves. Though 2016 was his last movie, so I guess his time is up.

You mean to tell me there's another human being on this earth who has seen Surf Ninjas? Also, fun fact, the guy who plays Krieger in this movie is the same guy who played Yuri in Command & Conquer Red Alert 2.

Thank you Lives!! I didnt know there was a farcry movie and I am a farcry fanatic. I have never ever heard grumblings about the farcry movie(I thought it got canceled or soemthing and that's why ppl where unhappy) Thx agisn now I got soemthing to watch

*Til Schweiger is the Sylvester Stallone in Germany dude*

First time I ever heard someone referring to Udo Kier as "The guy from Ace Ventura" lmao

I remember watching this back in the day after playing Far Cry Instincts on Xbox. I couldn't believe how bad it was. They couldn't even get the tropical island right.

The world needs more gggman

No bro Postal: The Movie is the definition of insanity

Propably the one and only movie, I really feel how my brain cells did suicide.

Awesome video, I'm digging the game adaptation movie reviews a lot.

Please do more films mate this great!!! From a fellow Australian that loves your work.

Jack looks like B.J. from Wolfenstein New Order and later games.He only needs more muscle mass to completely pull it off.

12:44 Lmao... "I'm the food guy!!!"

i honestly would like to see more game film reviews from ya gman

Been waiting for this

Now review Uwe Boll's masterpiece, Postal, aka the only videogame movie officially considered canon by the game's creators.

im pretty sure the guy who plays carver is that guy from Inglorious Basterds who killed all the nazi officers in their sleep

@Gmanlives Kwansu dude!!! I absolutely love Surf Ninjas 😂 I literally thought I was one of the only people to ever see that movie. I rented the shit out of it from Blockbuster. Great video as always. I live for your Mom jokes!

Love your vids mate glad I watched this instead of the movie itself lol.

2:53 That's fucking Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

Holy shit that add placement made me laugh at 5:48

I love your game reviews, but I drop everything im doing to see your movie reviews

nice to see you creating a review of a video-game-movie.

Fun fact: Uwe Boll has a legit PhD.

God I know it's so lame but I will ALWAYS be stoked when someone mentions Vancouver by name. Everything is filmed here, but nobody mentions it lmao. I actually recognize a lot of these smaller off-the-map places, nice that it's not just "Downtown Cityville" for once

You need to do more movie reviews. Would love to see you review some classics, both good and bad.

Thank you for your sacrifice and warning for us all! Actually, the only change to improve everything lies in each viewer; all that is needed is to think of Max as the main character. It's a small twist, but it makes everything better.

I don't know who this director is

Fun fact: Dr. Kierger actor played Yuri in Red Alert 2

Outro sounds and looks excellent.

Haha, that was Gold mate. Hilarious. Don't know if it was your intent or not, bit you've sold me on this movie.

Just waiting for Far Cry: The Movie: The Game to finally come out