John Cena is the perfect example of a boss turning useless when you unlock him as a playable character

Still no clue how a franchise that started as a goofy 2000s movie about illegal street racing turned into Diet Marvel

In “Back to the Future 2”, the tagline for “Jaws 19” was “ This time it's REALLY, REALLY personal."

I went into this movie fully ready to accept anything, so when that DeLorian pulled up to Dom’s house, I was fully ready to accept that they were gonna time travel😂 also in a scene where the Charger’s wheels caught fire I thought “what if this was how the MCU introduced Vin Diesel as ghost rider”

Driving a car down a dam would normally be ridiculous but it’s probably one of the most realistic set pieces in the whole franchise.

I remember watching them drag the safe through Rio in total disbelief in Fast Five and thinking to myself, "There’s no way these movies can get any crazier." I had no idea that was just the beginning.

"i could not care less what it's for" is something i TRULY believe the writers say when they pitch this to the studio.

"I could not care less for what its for!", sums pretty much all work ethic of today blockbuster writers up. Ryan just shows the reality here.

Ryan puts more effort into Pitch Meetings than the writers for these movies

were gonna need 20 more movies so we can get Fast XXX and it will finally be acknowledged that these 2 franchises have simply merged

“If that’s not the promise of the premise, I don’t know what is” BRILLIANT!!! Great turn of phrase!!

Iove how he explains all the impossible chances of Dom's Brother still being alive only to end up saying he's probably fine because Death in this franchise might as well be a joke when you've got family lmao

I love how Screenwriter Guy is so checked out on this one that he literally cuts off in mid pitch and thinks they're just having a conversation about how things are going. Freaking brilliant!

I like how screenwriter guy gradually admits more and more how he doesn't care

Ryan, sir, you are a comedic genius. "The promise of the premise." Love that. 👌🏽

"Pow pow pow puaaah pow" was a great shakeup of the "wow wow wow... wow" 😂. Ryan really has this down to a science 👌🏿.

"What else is going on?" "Not much. You?" "In the movie." "You're not in the movie." I almost sprayed water everywhere. Ryan, you're a genius.

Please make the random celebrity hat a permanent thing it’s amazing 😂

Hey Ryan, have you ever considered doing video game pitch meetings? That's a whole load of new material to work with.

The random celebrity cameo hat is my new favorite Pitch Meeting running joke 😂

5:12 "we are just ending it there, nothing is resolved, we will see what happens in a couple years" is a timeless classic in cinematic industry

I'm genuinely disappointed they didn't go for Fast 10 Your Seatbelts. That was something that community was stewing on for over a decade.

Thank you, Ryan, for making the *"Fast -10 Your Seat Belt"* reference! 🥰

Please make a group for all the F&F movies. I love watching the Pitch meetings for them and it would be sweet to have them all in one compilation.

love how he literally skipped two giant portions of the movies and... it literally doesn't matter. It actually made the story to be a bit tighter and more cohesive

“Play rocket league at the Vatican” is the best line that’s ever come out of a pitch meeting

Literally have to pause your videos multiple times so I can laugh, and not miss anything. Always a treat, thankyou.

"Playing Rocket League in the Vatican" is so accurate and hilarious 😂

ok, we can all agree that the Fast franchise has done everything EXCEPT time travel.

Anyone else remember this franchise started with Dom and crew stealing DVD players and street racing? These sequels are like a fever dream compared to the simple set up of the first movie, and I find it easy to believe the actual pitch meetings going like this

The “Hey shut up” has become my new fav line 😆

“So what else is going on?””not much you?”😂

Is there a chance to see producer and screenwriter guys' grandparents having a pitch meeting on classics like Gone With The Wind, Casablanca or Psycho, for example? That would be TIGHT 😂😂😂 greetings from Argentina 🇦🇷

At this point, the only logical next step for the Fast and Furious films is to crossover with the Transformers franchise.

That 'You're not in the movie' part is hilarious 3:27

The way he said “oh no, he’s part of the family” 😂😂😂

I love the “let’s see if we can make the next movie ever dumber than the last” mindset this movie series has. They really seem committed to it.

"If that isn't the promise of the premise I don't know what is" is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!

"So what else is going on?" "Nothing much... you?" XD

The "Not much, you?" and "You're not in the movie..." bits were 12/10 =)))))))))

Jason Momoa was the only one in on the joke and I love it. This entire cast needs a wake up call lmao

The one and only reason I want this franchise to continue is for more pitch meetings of it.

lol i mean i come for the catchphrases, but errry video i come away with a new delightful nugget, and it's 99% because of your masterful editing, Ryan: "alright, so what else is going on? / "oh not much, you?" / "in the movie." / "you're not in the movie!" *chef's kiss*, my brother :)

The way Don's son just flew from one speeding car into another speeding car while both speeding cars were doing a 180 in the middle of a highway and the boy didn't have not one scratch was just insane!

This has to be the most accurate pitch meeting for any movie!

4:24 I like when he said "Oh, no he's part of the family" but with the flat face

I think it’s easy to explain why John Cena is the one to ride along with the kid for the movie, and it’s because he’s gotta be because he’s the coolest one to hang with. Like compare to Tyrese, Statham or even Rock and it’s just whatever. But Cena has that kind of energetic fun spark to him.

When Ryan said "Family", I felt it... We are a family, fellow Pitchers!

*Fast and Furiously sharing this to 7 people* Whew, that was close. Good thing I sent it to family, since they mean so much to me.

0:40 that "This time it's... personal-er... I don't care!" was just perfect.

Honestly, I’d be so stoked if these movies ended with Dom in a hospital bed in a coma constantly mumbling “family…. Vroom… family…” and making engine sounds and we find out that he’s been in a coma since the end of F&F when he got hit by that truck and flipped.. Brian never helped him escape because his brain was leaking on the floor so he called for help. All of this has been the imagination of a man with severe brain damage making car noises while handcuffed to a hospital bed for dvd theft and illegal street racing. It would make the most sense.

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." This just has to be the motivation behind this movie's plot.

I can't help but think that, as those mercenaries were rigging up those car-harpoons to their helicopters, they were getting a feeling that this was probably not going to work out well for them.

Thank you, Ryan. I needed to laugh. Great video. ❤

Your channel is the only way I consume movies nowadays. Keep up the excellent job

I love how the Fast series is so beyond logic and common sense and physics and even professional criticism. It's awesome

That was a hilarious pitch meeting! I love the part when the pitch guy says they gotta go to Portugal because that’s where his dart landed on the map 😆

Quick question : how do you make the characters in your thumbnails have big eyes, like some specifique editing software or something?

"Fast Ten: Your Seatbelts" would've actually been a great name

one of the best franchise to be in this video format 😂 Ryan doesn't even have to think too hard to find the crazy stuff

We all wanted it to be called “Fas10 Your Seatbelts” but they didn’t do that because they’re weak.

Bro, I hope you'll get this message. Thank you. For all of your videos. You are a landmark and I can honestly say you made my life better. Much love

Dying in this franchise just means you take 1-3 movies off

4:19 damn Ryan pulled off a 20 Combo Finisher right there

You could really tell that Ryan hated this movie🤣

Brillant and hilarious as always! I imagine the "wow wow wow" to have been 10 times, with the tenth somehow being a roman/latin wow :D

I demand more screen rants for more movies. This is one of the 2 channels I will watch before deciding to watch a movie with few exceptions. After the disaster that was the last season of game of thrones and the disrespect to Han Solo's character, I refuse to be subjected to the poor writing, regurgitated scripts and subversion plots and endings. Spoilers should be a feature, not a warning. I refuse to watch a film without knowing where the story is going. You are doing the Lord's work.

I honestly think it’s fascinating how we collectively, as a species, decided this franchise needs 10 installments. See you in two years for 11 Fast 11 Furious

My face hurts from smiling ear to ear for 6 minutes straight

The random celebrity cameo hat is a beautiful touch and it would be super easy barely an inconvenience if it was added to more pitch meetings.

4:20 Did he just do the Howard Dean "Byaaaah!" ???🤔 😂🤣🤣😂

Me : Why did Dwayne Johnson come back after he swore he wouldn't return to the franchise Mr. Krabs: ...MONEY...

I don’t know if it’s the wine, the ridiculousness of this movie, Ryan being on top of his game, or a combination of all three, but this made me laugh incredibly hard 😂😂

I've been watching these for years and this easily one of my favorite pitches. Well done as always, Ryan!

“You’re not in the Movie!” Hahahah Ryan yer cracking me up. Watched this instead of the movie. Thanks for the 90 minutes of my life! 🎉

A huge explosion, followed by a line of dialog saying nobody died? Was Fast X dubbed by Ocean? "Too bad it's Sunday, those buildings would've been filled up tomorrow."

"If that's not the promise of the premise, I don't know *what* is." Brilliant.

One of your funniest videos so far Ryan. I love your content. Bonjour from Montréal.

Hope you know how much u brighten peoples day, thanks Ryan!

Im a simple man. I see a pitch meeting, I watch

I have to admit that Ryan makes me want to see a lot of movies even if it's for curiosity

One of the problems with the second part not being shot back to back is that Brian (the child) will be almost a teenager. It would be weird unless they make a time jump and even so...

Hey Ryan, have you ever thought about doing video games pitch meetings? That would be great!

Ryan George with glasses and Ryan George without glasses are genuinely better written and more developed characters than every character in the entire Fast and Furious film franchise. I'm not sure if that's funny or not...

"If that's not the promise of the premise" NEEDS to be a new catchphrase, it's too good

Amazing as always ty Ryan

Please Do a pitch meeting for the movie Goncharov, it’s the greatest mobster movie of all time! Goncharov is an old classic and definitely deserves a pitch meeting video!

Thank you Ryan. At this point these pitch meetings really save a lot of popcorn money for me.

The pitch meetings for these movies have consistently been so much better than the actual movies, that includes Ryan's acting.

1:57 what agency ? THE 😂😂😂

That "What else is going on?" bit was great, thank you for that chuckle.

Yes! This one was great. So many good lines. I agree, that scene with Pete Davidson was so random and dumb. They were fighting like kids and then throwing either cocaine or pixie dust into the air. And Han should've been tripping for longer than that. Also, the part when you said "in the movie...I'm not in the movie" had me dying. Totally caught me off guard. (Totally catching me off guard is tight!)

Thank you Ryan for another awesome Pitch Meeting. I always look forward to new episodes and I have yet to be disappointed with any of them. Keep up the great work. I also want to thank you for acknowledging something that I have not yet found anything about online, that being Little B pulling the trigger, killing at least 4 guys and being pumped about it together with uncle Jakob. Maybe I have watched to many Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailers and Cinema Sins videos but sometimes I can't completely turn the analyzing part of my brain off for popcorn action movies, which is why during that scene I could not help but think "dude that kid just took out at least 4 guys - looking forward to that realization/reaction down the line" (honestly I don't think that will ever come up and also maybe the exploding cars did not kill the passengers, who knows in this franchise xD). After the movie I mentioned this to my friends and they were like "I did not even think about that while watching, why can't you stop thinking and cheer for the explosions like the kid did?" My only response was that this could lead to a little psychopath down the line - which I guess could be the plotline for "Fast & Furious 18" where Little B is all grown up and needs to be stopped by his family... Sorry about the long rant but it really bugged me that seemingly no one acknoledged this part or just brushed it off as "they were bad guys" or "I would want him to do that in this situation to save them" - in any case this should have an impact on the kid in some way and not the laughing "yeah we blew them up". I just think this seems such a deliberate choice to have him actually pull the trigger - why not have the uncle pull the trigger instead of reloading. With the emphasis on family and coming together to support each other which they always bring up, I really hope this is not simply forgotton about. Anyway once again thank you for the video and anyone reading this, thanks for indulging in my little rant.

Love these videos!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😁

Idk how many times I watched this and showed my friends but "forces Dom to play rocket league" literally get me every time

I’ve seen the last 7 movies of this franchise exclusively through Pitch Meetings I just realised 😂 it’s been great!

"Revenge is always personal" Ryan, can't believe you missed the opportunity of this line!

Han couldn’t help himself and ate the fun muffins is just a callback to how Giselle realized he quit smoking and had to constantly eat snacks to keep his fingers occupied

I hope you continue to find joy in making these pitch meetings. So creative and hilarious! I did think Producer Guy was going to reply with something like "Kuz everyone believes the news people" at 1:35.

You know the comedy is next level when "The" is an absolutely perfect punch line.