Can't wait for Dom finally say "Family Assemble" at the final movie and all the family from different multiverse and timeline appear from portals.

Over an hour of Fast X spoiler discussion? Angry Joe helped clean my house.

The Joes and Alex talking over each other while trying to make sense of the movie is pretty much how I felt watching it.

"You made a mistake. You didn't take my car." I laughed so hard in the cinema. The script man. 😂😂😂🤣

You guys forgot the best part where Dom and his son are about to be burnt to a crisp in the car and Dom with the Power of Family literally slows down time and is able to hit the nitros before the flames get to his son 🤣

The set piece in Rome was like the writers had been binging best of Rocket League clips

For anyone who wants a good laugh: go back to the scenes in Fast 5 that they said Momoa was supposedly in and you’ll die laughing at the retcon. The guy driving the machine gun mounted vehicle they expect us to believe is donte looks nothing like him 😂

I can't wait for the next Fast and Furocius movie where Dom and family collect the dragon balls to summon Shenron to resurrect the lady that was shot in the head.

There’s no plot holes…..only FAMILY

I think for me the worst thing was the sniper shooting with the safety on, but it explains why Vin was able to block the sniper bullets with a car door.

The simple jack haircut reference has me in stitches 😂

When Giselle reappears, she laughed...at us.

For the next movie they should the agency bring in a special agent to fight Toretto who is his secret twin brother Xander Cage from xXx and call it Fast and Furious xXx.

I love how Jason statham was there for a fight scene then just drove away. He was clearly only on set for a week

Dom got that biblical strength where nothing can hurt his imperviousness 😂 even supes would be shaking in his boots to the power of family.

the Simple Jack reference is hilarious and on point, get over it joe!

The biggest problem I had with Fast X wast at the end of F9 they teased Han confronting Deckard Shaw and setting it up for Fast X so that you're expecting some kind of resolution to the fact that Deckard Shaw tried to kill Han and thought that he did but then in Fast X it's just a throwaway scene and nothing really happens and nothing got resolved. On top of the fact that in the post credits of F9 Han still had his short hair and in Fast X during that scene Han has long hair. You can't just overlook a continuity issue like that. Another issue I have with this movie's plot is that even though Jason Momoa was great in this movie the villain he plays is a dumbass. 😶 He waited until after 4 movies to come and get his revenge for his father giving Dom and his family more time to become more experienced as super spies and gain superhuman strength and immortality. So now even if Jason Momoa's character wants to harm or kill Dom and his family he literally can't. Even if he does manage to kill them they'll just rise up from the dead more times than Jesus Christ himself.

OK, I am taking bets. Who they will revive in the next movie? Our choices at this point are: 1) Jesse from the first movie (he was shot but we never saw him getting a burial). 2) Johnny Tran as a bad guy seeking revenge (he was shot but we never confirmed he was dead) 3) Leon, yeah, remember him from the first movie? The yellow Skyline guy? He didn't die but at this point he had less screen time that people that died ages ago. 4) Vince (I guess they confirmed his death but still, I wouldn't be surprised if they did it to hide him from the bad guys) 5) Helena (if somehow Cypher was a deep deep DEEP sleeper agent, she could've faked her death to convince Dom of her evil ways) 6) Takashi from 3 as a bad guy. Also alive when we left him but still, we are running out of people to bring back at this point 7) Arturo Braga from 4? I don't even remember what happened to him to be honest.

Alex poking fun at the dumb shit of fast and furious was the best part lmao

Jason Momoa as The Camp Joker was horrendous. I woke up the day after watching it thinking it was some awful fever dream.

I wonder how Dante knew Hobbs killed him. Literally nobody was left alive on that bridge to tell the tale outside of him and Dom.

They might as well make this a parody superhero franchise at this point.

Gal Gadot died in the sixth one to sacrifice herself for Han, but I guess she didn't. That's bullshit...she was supposed to die.

"STUPIDEST Moments & PLOT HOLES!" isnt that the entire movie?

How in the world can Dante simply waltz into Cipher's headquarters unscathed? I assume that Cipher would have a heavy security protection but Dante just made it look too easy to penetrate it.

So considering Dom's son was white and is now not and the guy driving the machine gun car in Fast 5 looks nothing like Jason..... Is it safe to assume this movie is in a parallel universe to the other movies? At this point they could time travel or hop dimensions and I'd believe it.

This was one of the funniest Spolier discussions I've seen in a while, watching 3 seasoned critics try to process then satirically justify how stupid and illogical the film can get. They're really isn't another franchise like Fast & Furious out there that does this to people...

I couldn’t handle it when John Cena launches himself into the oncoming traffic with his car exploding into all the enemy cars, I died of laughter. It was supposed to be sad because he supposedly dies but damn that shit was so hilarious

JASON WAS A MANAIAC...LIKE THE JOKER 10/10 INSANE

You guys might not have enjoyed the movie, but you definitely had a blast talking about how much you didn't like it. Man, you guys were animated in this review. A total blast to watch! You guys get paid to hang out, watch movies, and have fun. Of course, there's hard work involved, but you can tell you guys enjoy your job. It's been a while since I've seen you all have this much fun talking about a bad movie, and I love it. I give you a thousand thumbs up! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Passing the torch to other characters is definitely going to happen.

so all that fighting between Rock and Diesel was a work the whole time..........

“You look at a Dodge wrong they fall apart” 😂😂😂 13:25

Vin Diesel has a sleeveless clothing addiction

Everyone was Jason Statham except for Jason Statham. You forgot the biggest plotholes: Dante not going after Brian, and the picture of Dom and Brian on the car hoods from Fast and Furious

1:09:05 So you're telling me they gonna bring Tony Stark or Jason Bourne as Dom (another) arc nemesis? Yeah I'm in again lol

It really annoyed me that they made John Cena play Peacemaker as Jacob. A total personality change from the brooding serious calculated casual killer from the last movie.

If anyone is curious, the race organizer was in fast 5 he had the blue Porsche and then Roman jokes saying they got that car from papa Smurf

Gal gadots character is giselle, they “died” in furious 6, so she has been gone for 4 movies but nobody is ever dead 😂😂😂

32:30 The Brazilian race organizer with the green Porsche I had no idea who that was or why Dom cared so much about him when he died, but then I rewatched Fast Five and he was in it. He was the....Brazilian race organizer with the....blue Porsche that they won off of in order to train for the bank heist against Dante's father. 42:00 Also the joke about Jacob's crappy 80's blue Mustang; that was a callback to Fast 9's flashback scenes of Jacob street racing Dom and he had that same blue 80's Mustang which he was told to 'drive off and keep driving and never come back' if he lost the race to Dom back then (which he did). So apparently he kept the same car for the next 20 something years 42:15 Also fun easter egg side note: That flight attendant woman who helped Jacob and Brian escape from the plane is actually Paul Walker's daughter in real life; Meadow Walker. She is 24 and Vin Diesel walked her down the isle when she got married last year in Dominican Republic (since usually the bride's father walks the bride down the isle but sadly Paul is no longer with us so Vince stepped in).

This review was amazing…I was dying with you guys! 🤣

I love you guys. Also this is the only big channel ive seen that doesnt do ad breaks randomly during reviews You guys are the best

Dom should have thanked Jason. He was saving his kid from a child endangerment situation.

Looking forward to them showing John cena walking away brushing off the explosion

As someone who enjoys these ridiculously nonsensical movies but enjoys seeing you rip them apart even more, I was very excited to see this video is over an hour lmao

What I'm wondering is how Dom son went from white to black.

"They go to Rio-DiGiorno"😂 its not delivery

You need to watch Fast and Furious 5 before this movie. They don't tell you that but I found out through an article.

I love that brie larson found her worth in this franchise

I don't give a damn about this movie, but watching the guys go through it and react to their own recollection of how ridiculous it is will never stop being hilarious. "And then this guy did this thing but before he could do that his sister had to tell his uncle that this thing happened so that-" "Hold on, Joe, you're skipping the part where..."

1:04:07 The Rock used to say sombitch back in his wrestling days. If anything it's a throwback lol

The only thing this movie made me excited for is "Reacher: Season 2".

Alley ooped the Dad 😂😂😂 Spat out my vape at that, was pure gold 🤌🏻😆

They just need to go crazy. Have all the characters have a mega race against paranormal or Olympic gods. Make it like hot wheels.

I was getting Jack Nicholson's Joker vibes from Dante/Jason Momoa the whole time. That pastel purple color of his car, the "punched/spat out tooth", the smiles and dances as he wrecks mayhem - I could've sworn Dante even did something like "You wouldn't punch a guy with xyz, wouldya?"

Dom deflects bomb into the water, which leaves a crater btw, and you're telling me only 9 people died??

I could see Doms son and Bryan’s son continuing the franchise. Universal will find away

I love the part where the movie ends and a person in the theater scream and says "Who fucking it skip forward on the player?" And the whole audience laughed. Some people went to the amc employees and asked if there were technical difficulties when playing the end. We all was so confused

Does anyone else need to turn up AJS content to then have it go to an ad and scare the living hell out of you because the volume is so high?!

Dom having to find his caritality, I'm fucking there for it. Don't hurt my feelings Alex with such a well crafted concept you know we will never get to see in real life.

That part about going back in time and saving Jesus made me laugh 😂. I just pictured Vin Diesel in Dodge Chariot with NoS doing flips.

GLAD BLACK ADAM & WONDER WONDER ARE BACK IN FAST X

How the fuck did Mia learn to fight special forces dudes 😂😂😂

The Rock was sayin “Sumbitch” back in the day when he was in the WWE

We really must be in opposite world because my brother is like Alex and has deeply hated the series since five only watching it for fun at this point. I love them all, Like Joe, and I feel this one was tame as hell compared to the last 3 or 4. My brother teared up on a certain scene and told me it’s his favorite since the 5th. So yeah man the fast franchise has a rooted place in my heart and the family theme as hysterical as it is means a lot to me who didn’t get to have time with cousins and aunts or even grandparents growing up. Momoa killed it in this and I want to see more. Maybe a Hobbs and Shaw sequel where the rock kicks his ass but still loses.

Cipher was in a Delorean when she pulled up to Dom's House and ruined his Up mailbox. Good call Alex!

This franchise has come a long way from starting out as Point Break with cars.

29 mins in & this might actually be one of my favorite vids from these legends . Been watching for YEARS. Endless entertainment

10:08 I just watched it and the reporter said there were "no casualties" from the neutron bomb lol

I wouldn't sleep on the time travel idea, princess nobody was driving a DeLorean when she pulled up, who says the Agency doesn't have some "experimental time travel tech?"

Dom must have magnets on his tires because no matter how ridiculous the jump he someone manages to land his car facing up. It's so stupid.

at this point these movies are action comedies

The next villain: Dom i was in that vault the whole time im coming for you

He's not little Brian. He's officially the Fake Brian.

29:47 when Joe almost died 😂🤣

LA to Rome 10 - 12 hour flight, 1 hr + at each airport, just make a movie about that ;p

No lie this was one of the best reviews y’all did. Fun loose also analyzed. Great job guys!

32:53, that ‘race organizer’ is in Fast 5, he raced Dom off screen and Dom got his car and also he was part of the “This is Brazil” scene from Fast 5

I would not be surprised if they “resurrect” Dom’s father at this point

This video is therapy lol Seeing them squat roast a movie for a hour is the best thing ever!

I've never seen OJ so definitively concrete in his distaste. lollll

They don’t even use custom racer cars anymore. That was the whole identity. Dom just drives a Dodge.

This movie was really one of the best comedies in the last 5 years

It’s hard for me to watch any video over 30 mins long let alone an hour but I can watch y’all 😂 y’all hilarious

Fun review guys, thanks

ooo been waiting on this!

Actually him hiding behind the toliet wasn’t at their house, it was at mia’s.

Universal stretched it to 2 more movies because they are building a fast and furious area and ride at universal studios

No one die even the pedestrian on the road nor in the bus~ Everyone have 150% reflex haha~ The bomb explode the impact so big until car go flying yet the news say no casualties xD Hahaha~

21:05 😆 this was worth it just to hear OJ say "are you fuckin kidding me"

Don't forget Cena let Doms son blow up and kill 2 operatives in cars 😂😂

The whole "Family" that got shot down in the plane at the end definitely 100% jumped into their cars lol literally 0 chance any of them died

I haven't watched this but it sounds like more of a comedy then anything else 😂😂

Did you notice some scenes you could tell were blantat sets, the bit in Brazil when the agent beats those guys up and when they are in London

24:54-24:58 I will pay any amount of money to replace that line of dialogue from the movie to Joe's version lmaoooo!

I chuckled when Alex called Missandei, Misandry. xD

I'm laughing my ass off watching this right after the movie. What the fuck was that ? I needed to take a drug test to confirm I was okay.

Also the movie was not shot in Rome but in Turin, because they needed some particular locations near the river

2nd part probably they'll show momoa messing with rock family,and for the final part, both dom and rock family fight alongside each other against momoa

I'm eagerly waiting for Idris Elba to return somehow for part 2 and help the family