man I've listened to like 30 of these over the last few days, some of them when waiting on my dad in hospital as he was getting back surgery. helped pass the time indeed. peace my guys Edit week, not few days

My Fast X takeaways: 1) Mamoa is dressed like Carmela Soprano for most of the movie. 2) Ludacris has fully transformed to an exposition bot. 3) The Fast franchise is now serving as a safe haven for DCEU refugees. Zachary Levi will be in the next installment as Hobbs brother in law. 4)It feels like there are no stakes. Not because everyone survives everything all at once, but because there are so many characters that this convoluted story could benefit from losing a few lives. 5) The dialogue is the worst its ever been. 6) Action was as good as its ever been.

God's Eye is back. Its like, "I respect the way you dismantled me in that other movie, or whatever. I'm on the team now. Family."

I thought I was in-fucking-sane for thinking that gas truck was Optimus Prime. Thank you for validating my sanity 🙏

That “last x minutes” joke was fing hilarious 🤣

Honestly the whole "It's too late now" quote is terrifying. Also I'm not proud of how long it took for me to realise Rick Dalton wasn't a real actor/director that I hadn't heard of

As a 41 y.o. I find it hilarious I've unintentionally picked up and adopted your guy's "it's whatever" and "or whatever" manner of speech lol

Claire accidentally sang a song from Aladdin instead of Little Mermaid but that's okay or whatever.

I heard the next film's going to be Fast XX, then the final film will be Fast XXX where Dom Toretto finally becomes Xander Cage.

Holy heck!! Indiana Jones was always my dream Caravan of Garbage series. Fantastic movies but with moments ripe for deconstruction and comedy. Can’t wait! Thank you boys

"Hurry up!!!" "You get outta here!!!" I might start listening to Suggestibles.

James and Mason, you two keep me alive every week. Thank you.

I loved the "to all my haters"segment of the intro I rewound that part 5 times and laughed harder each time. Also I hope you feel better

I already listened to this on my podcast app, but just wanted to leave some kudos for Collings (and/or James) for the superior thumbnail design.

Just when I thought it wasn't Monday, it turned out to be Monday after all! Well done, James and Maso!

loved the Jeff Goldblum impersonation. I really enjoyed that show, although I only saw a few episodes and thought they weren’t doing any more so I guess I need to look that up. It’s really funny to see him react the way he does to different things. Also, I watch every episode of 2x speed, once you get used to it you feel like normal speed is a waste of time 😵

I was in LA last week and saw some writers striking! I wanted to join them but I didn’t have time to join the writer’s guild 🤷🏻‍♂️ so I yelled the word “scabs” and moved along

I don’t think there’s content I love more from these two than them talking about the Fast and Furious franchise. I haven’t even seen the last 3 movies, but their descriptions of it kill me.

the fast and furious series relies heavily on the shadow of mordor lotr nemesis system. you kill a random henchmen, and his cool nephew shows up 500 hours into the game and tries to kill you.

Surely Johnny Tran is gonna come back with an infinity gauntlet filled with DVD players that were purchased legally...

Vin Diesel's OOOOOOHHH lives in my head rent free

Im surprised that no one is talking about how bold of a choice it was to make Momoa’s character flamboyantly androgynous in a “manly man’s movie”. Chris Tucker did it like 30 years ago and they’re still talking about it. I believe its a good choice though. Hes meant to be a disruptor and agitator. Nothing agitates a “manly man” more than an androgynous man. As a troll dating back to the AOL chat room days, its a tool that i have come to use. Requires no work on my part, and produces maximum effectiveness.

As someone who's never watched a F&F and only exposure is these pods; it sounds like the only people Vin hasn't fallen out with/will be in scenes with is the actresses.

When James said the budget of Fast X, I nearly had a heart attack!

I just realized fast x had 2 of the guys who played live action aquaman teaming up

As a Floridian I agree with everything James said about Ron DeSantis

In the first movie, Brian was the main character, and when we saw Dom, he was generally careful and tight lipped because he was suspicious of Brian. I guess they kind of forgot to give Dom other characteristics.

I'm so happy I saw the movie last night, so I can listen to this without spoilers while i'm spreading mulch. Also, while ai was watching the movie, all I could think about was, "James and Maso will love talking about this."

We can *hear* the thumbnail…

I'm sick too! Might as well listen to a review for a movie I'll never see

Defenders bit still funny. I heard it from the other room and laughed out loud. Again.

Claire's villain arc begins

1:05:27 I'd like to interject here actually. I've been informed that in some retail workplaces, they often receive certain goods broken. This is because some stock is so cheap to produce, that (seemingly) it would actually cost more to package and deliver them safely, so certain cheap items are often given only the flimsiest of care when packed. Not saying this is necessarily the same thing for cologne, but it is interesting to think about.

Nick's a good friend and he understands the value of a quality poop joke whenever someone's unavailable at work I always tell whoever's asking for them that they're pooping

I just finished "this is how you lose the time war" (I knew it was good but waited for it to be translated in my country), IT IS INCREDIBLY GREAT. waiting for your opinion in the next episode!

Please add the soundbite of Vin Diesel going "OOOHHH" to the intro song.

The Disney Channel even had a whole block of time called "Vault Disney"...I still think Disney should just hire Sean Patrick Flannery back as Indiana Jones.

OK tin foil hat, they've added a movie to make it a trilogy JUST to allow to tech to advance enough for Paul to come. This will then be the test case for how audiences respond to dead actors being billed as main cast members. It will then be an arms race for the studio's to 'own' actors likenesses, both alive and dead.

my favourite part of Fast X was when they took a break from all the fast stuff and just did a secret bonus episode of Peacemaker.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! GRAB THEM GEMS! 😂

Did Mason stop announcing his one bit of news?

The Rock’s thing was saying “sumbitch” since his days as a pro wrestler. Also he would “open up a can of whoopass”

RIP Ray Stevenson

Car truly is the performer of our generation. Not since Lightning McQueen have we seen someone carry a franchise. Still upset car was robbed of best supporting actor in Green Book

Actually guys I am an active hater on this channel and it all started back in 2020 when you guys did a caravan of garbage about my favorite show. You guys were being rude and disrespectful for absolutely no reason and making out of line jokes about one of the greatest shows of all time, which some of you might know under the working title Blue Harvest, I just wont stand for that kind of slander and therefore I’ve dedicated myself to being your number one hater

In retrospect, it should have been obvious that Leonard O'dicaprio is Irish.

I WILL proudly be purchasing that diarrhea shirt (shirt that says “diarrhea” on it, not a shirt covered or made of actual diarrhea)

The time code for one of them is wrong. It is not Mandalorian S3 that was delayed. It was S4.

Apparently, Vin Diesel's real name is Mark Sinclair and something about that is so funny to me

Jason Statham and Cogman from Transformers 5: The Last Knight™ sounds fucking insane. Like some twisted version of the James Marsden cgi animal buddy cop movie.

TO ALL MY H8RS--GET IN THE GR4VE!

Why, when I have this show on dozens of times each as default background audio and theres def a huge number of us, are they only at 121K Subs. And is it me or has it been that low for 3 years now? How aren’t they bigger? Small loyal fan base? Get the feeling they should be up there as gold standard for podcasts

Id like to think that in fast X jason momoa didnt have a costumer he just showed up on set in whatever he happened to be wearing and they just rolled with it.

Listening to Maso talk about the D+ tiered pricing makes me irate because I know it's true and coming soon! 😡😅

Greg totally started singing Aladdin

Did you know the main character of Urban Chaos: Riot Response is named Nick Mason?

John cena didn’t have a character shift, he was just possessed by the mind stone in the sceptre and it was making him evil

"What if you're emotions had feelings, or whatever... "

Seriously though... what if my emotions had feelings?!

Do I watch Fast X first or do I listen to the review from the boys first?

Gearing-up scene: how did you not mention Aliens, where Ripley straps guns to *other guns* and covers herself in grenades. What is even wrong with you? :P

The Oscar winners are Brie Larson, Charlize Theron, Helen Mirren and Rita Moreno. How dare you forget Charlize Theron, the one chewing the most scenery?!

That was a fun review 😂

Who is Rob disanta?

As a child of the 70's, I'm nostalgic that it's taken nearly 50 years to get back to there being absolutely nothing worth watching on television, and all it took was not paying people for their work.

The serial killer vibes of that child being ok with seeing animal cruelty and a lot of gore but being upset that a girl was mean to a boy is unparalleled

Y’all. Target, in America, in Austin, in Texas, in America, now has, figures, from the series, “Defenders of the Earth,” and I could not help but sing the entire Weekly Planet Theme Song upon viewing these delights, At Target, In America, in Austin, a part of the oversized state of Texas….found upon the seedy underbelly of America, where democracy is heading right off to die, to thunderous applause.

Maso often talks about being on other podcast, like confessions and one in tank or somthing like that but i can never find them, can any one send links to these

Car? - yeah car!

I can hear the thumbnail of this video

Oscar winners: Helen Mirren, Brie Larson, Rita Moreno AND Charlize Theron. In a Fast and Furious movie! That is the world we live in.😂

What did you do Cogman?

More Claire!

Nobody cares about Echo, if they make people wait for it it'll just die. It's not hard to figure out lol.

Mertle mermaid 🧜‍♀️ lol

is anyone watching "Silo" in apple tv? looks like a very promising show

Why did Claire sing a song from Aladdin at the mention of the little mermaid? Weird 😂

I mean, having a regular poo is technically "bad" diarrhea.

1:21:36 HDTGM did point out that Brixton's motorcycle in F&FP:H&S does make transformer noises. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/esWAmNVostPVoXk.html

You know, the opening song just doesn't hit the same since they no longer shoot red hot movie news up my butt hole. I tried it myself, but the news was lukewarm at best

Guys have you been part of a massive group of people clapping? It's a powerful feeling.

The cars they used in fast x was kinda lacking

I think weve finally reached family fatigue here

Irish actor Leonard O'Dicaprio.

Gutted about Y:The Last Man- I'd been looking forward to it for ages and had been saving watching it. Upon hearing this sad news I started it immediately, but only got two episodes in before it was disappeared. What a bizarre and shitty decision by Disney. Of all the awful dross on their site, they choose to bury one of their most interesting shows, out of the blue and barely 18 months after it debuted.

I thought he died in the the first extraction?

The Hotwheels video game product placement was a horrible miss. It should’ve been Rocket League, would’ve been an honestly funny product placement considering they cut to that scene directly after the Rome events

Who even honestly wanted an Echo series? Or a house of Harkness/Coven of Chaos/waste of money series? These and similar projects can just be cut out full stop and releasing them all at once makes me think people at marvel agree also

Rodney? Rodney?

I was in the Fast 6 scene with that dude's wife probably

Images you can hear - this thumbnail

The fact that they didn't bring back their best guest and #1 fast & the furious fan Michelle Brasier is borderline criminal

You know Ron DeSantis got married at Disney World?

OOOOOOOHH!!!

Jason Mamoa literally carried Fast X by showing up and doing whatever the fuck he could get away with. It's so clear he's completely aware how dumb the movie is and just decided to have fun with it.

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James mate, I need a big sandwich.