5 Hilarious Greg Davies Stories | Best of Greg Davies | Would I Lie to You?

5 Hilarious Greg Davies Stories | Best of Greg Davies | Would I Lie to You? | Banijay Comedy

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Enjoy a handful of tall tales from the Taskmaster himself: Greg Davies.
0:00 - Greg Davies: "I once caused an injury to one man whilst getting a different man to say the word 'vegetables'."
5:17 - Greg Davies: "I once invented a language so I could speak to my sister in secret. I even gave this language its own name."
8:57 - "Gareth was the rickshaw driver I once paid to pedal me home. By the time we got home, he was so exhausted I let him stay on my sofa."
15:15 - Greg Davies: "At school, I invented a game called Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room."
19:40 - Greg Davies: "For my first term at university, I rented a bathroom in a student house and slept in the bathtub every night."
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@billyeveryteen7328 Жыл бұрын

I love how he's the complete antithesis of Bob Mortimer. Bob will throw in a bunch of nonsense details to make every story sound like a lie, whereas Greg throws in a bunch of specific details to make you think the story is true even when it's not.

@apk4381 Жыл бұрын

But adding "nonsense" to a story surely turns it into a lie? Since you are adding things in that arent true?

@craigporter4539 Жыл бұрын

Doesn't everyone love the Gulf Stream?

@n0oOoO Жыл бұрын

@@apk4381 yeah except for the fsct that the nonsense is true and bob mortimer is actually insane

@85UKDan Жыл бұрын

@@n0oOoO He does sometimes add stuff that didn't happen to true stories like the animatronic hand lion

@ILuvAyeAye Жыл бұрын

@@85UKDan The animatronic hand lion was real! Reddit found something that looks convincingly similar at least.

@TonyTheYouTuba Жыл бұрын

7:16 Greg’s sheer uncontainable joy at the ridiculousness of David Mitchell saying “Coushoon” is a wonderful thing

@djnifos Жыл бұрын

I've watched him tell that vegetables story at least 10 times by now and I still laugh.

@iambiggus 5 ай бұрын

Same 🤣

@1999hellboyable Жыл бұрын

Rob’s quick wit is underrated, the bit about “you’re very big aren’t you is gold”

@09juliancarr 11 ай бұрын

Also the “you’re a very good actor” and Rob’s reply “well……”. Also “we’re all BAFTA nominated” were brilliant!!!

@steveharrison76 2 ай бұрын

@@09juliancarrI was going to say that too 😂 it was amazing

@randombutspecific Жыл бұрын

Greg's best quality is how he feeds off everyone's energy and contributes so much to the general merriment with those big belly laughs

@iambiggus 6 ай бұрын

"Awwww SCHEISSE!!!" is one of those lines that is funny in the delivery, and then gets even funnier as you think about the context.

@thememaster7 Жыл бұрын

Greg's Rickshaw lie is up there with Claudia Winkleman's labelling people with animals story. No hesitation whatsoever.

@TimeLady128 Жыл бұрын

The Austrian teacher going "is everybody here" is such a German and Austrian thing to say. Almost all of my teachers were asking us that instead of counting. We almost lost 3 students on the way back from a trip when the doors on one of the cars in the underground were faulty and would not open at our stop. We had to go one further and find our way back. This was before everyone and their cat had a mobile phone, by the way.

@RinN3-. 11 ай бұрын

That’s hilarious 😂 👏

@minniewinnie4868 8 ай бұрын

I totally agree 😂 20 years ago on a school trip. They left me at a Truckstop in Lyon/France, but they showed up again, after an hour. Of course it was my fault, said the teacher, because she asked in the bus "is everybody here" and I thought to myself "damn, adults are f*** stupid"

@htmc2022 7 ай бұрын

Everyone & their cat 😂 had a mobile phone ❤😂❤

@seanjosephhayes 11 ай бұрын

Why did they go lie for the vegetables story when he kept enthusiastically and embarrassingly adding more details while genuinely creasing up laughing? 😂

@CJ-ft9yo 3 ай бұрын

I’ll never get that they said lie !

@pbondcasa 2 ай бұрын

It was actually a truth.

@seanjosephhayes 2 ай бұрын

@@pbondcasa Hence my question based on how Greg had answered everything.

@PaquetasCar2147 8 ай бұрын

The comedic chemistry between Rob Brydon & Greg Davies is a delight to observe. It's clearly there but is wonderfully understated.

@Steven-mb8xq Ай бұрын

Sad

@Danieljordan2 10 ай бұрын

The “Vegetable story” is for sure the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Brittish comedy is superb.

@SemolinaBee Ай бұрын

The "Fecal Jackson Pollock" does it for me...

@Canuckmom128 11 ай бұрын

I ADORE British Comedy. Greg is a freakin LEGEND, and I think a big part of his ability to make you LYAO is that he used to be a “normal guy”, who was a Teacher. That stays with you and informs your act in many ways…mainly that you never want to go back there 🤣 Awesome. !

@LymanGreen 10 ай бұрын

Completely agree on all points. I’d put Greg on my top 10 list of comics without a doubt.

@kb9102 4 ай бұрын

I love how Greg looks normal sized next to Richard Osman 😅

@Tjs736 Жыл бұрын

“We’re better than that “. You can take the man out of the classroom but you can’t take the classroom out of the man

@bigbowlowrong4694 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, you can just tell that was one of his go-to lines standing in front of a class lol

@jaymac7203 Жыл бұрын

British humour is unmatched 😭😭 lol 😂

@jasonhare8540 Жыл бұрын

I don't know if it's in the spirit of this game but this story is true 🤣

@user-wt1eo9ho7i 9 ай бұрын

He is hilarious and has had a very interesting life, especially as a teacher.

@permos 6 ай бұрын

I absolutely adore this man, he’s 😂. I wish I could meet him once over a candlelight dinner 😊❤

@synthonaplinth5980 11 ай бұрын

"Where did he put his rickshaw?" OMG, hahaha

@juliestevens0426 3 ай бұрын

I love Greg Davies. He's hysterical

@Valkyrie0801 Жыл бұрын

COUSHON!! ahahahaha i love Greg Davies. The new tv show The Cleaner where hes a crime scene cleaner is hilarious❤

@Littlebit1031 Жыл бұрын

I’ll look for that! Greg is too funny!

@carolgarland3282 5 ай бұрын

I’m looking forward to it

@maryrosekent8223 Жыл бұрын

OMG, Greg’s outrageous story made me laugh so hard that I’ve peed my pants

@veronicahammond5550 5 ай бұрын

I love Greg Davies 😂

@fionajones8231 Жыл бұрын

I love Greg Davies. Laffin out loud keeping my dog up! :D

@Si74l0rd 11 ай бұрын

I can imagine Bob playing Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room, I'm surprised he hasn't played it before to be honest!

@williamfence566 Жыл бұрын

Childhood regret that Greg wasn't my teacher during school years

@lukewatson1977 11 ай бұрын

I can just tell if I went out for beers with Greg I'd end waking up tied by my feet, upside down hanging from an electricity tower with my credit card and mobile phone sellotaped to my arse, accompanied with a note saying "Hehehehe!".

@TaureanTrish Жыл бұрын

I love Greg. 'Man Down' is brilliant! Never laughed so hard. :))

@lisasoar8448 5 ай бұрын

"Two lampposts" 😂😂😂. Love Rob Brydon ♥️. 14:16.

@merlapittman5034 Жыл бұрын

Greg is not quite Bob Mortimer hilarious, but he's awfully close! 😂😂😂

@helenarnold6985 3 ай бұрын

His teacher stories are so REAL

@nicolem2103 11 ай бұрын

Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room game makes me laugh every time I watch this

@rhondawebb3469 Жыл бұрын

Very funny man!! Trying to imagine him as a teacher !!! LOL

@needaccount94 11 ай бұрын

Definitely a different style of teacher than the one he played on Inbetweeners

@NbSkaz Жыл бұрын

23:15- 23:26 such an underrated joke from Rob Brydon lol

@liesn1926 10 ай бұрын

Hilarious! I love Greg Davies.

@polycrystallinecandy Жыл бұрын

"You're very big, aren't you 😏😘"

@KellyDurgan Жыл бұрын

My favorites are Gareth and the one with his mum Pauline

@OfficialFingazMC Жыл бұрын

Greg's best stuff is on WILTY. Most people's best stuff are tbh. Love it.

@goldeneddie Жыл бұрын

21:22 if Greg's flat had 'a giant 1970s sofa' why didn't he sleep on that instead of the sofa?

@Mark-oy9lw Жыл бұрын

Brilliant 😂😂😂

@tajdancer Жыл бұрын

I've watched this vid many times and it always makes me laugh.

@punkinuk1 Жыл бұрын

Phil: You're the skip, you've got the armbands Marcus: Do you get armbands if you're a captain? Phil: Only if you can't swim Makes me proud to be British.

@madonnasanta6794 Жыл бұрын

His made up language made me cry with laughter...KUSHONNNNN

@graemeadamson7272 10 ай бұрын

Such a good story telker , Gregg . Love it❤

@vivienneoneill5400 2 ай бұрын

I love this guy.❤❤❤❤❤❤

@piratescove4 Жыл бұрын

Plot twist: it was the Language Teacher who asked him to come over and watch Netflix. Then we were given the wonderful Bad Dong video. Comedy genius Mr. Taskmaster.

@Cookie-ri9pz Жыл бұрын

Kenny from South Park. With his parka & eyes showing. 😂

@ShortMan_123 10 ай бұрын

Did no one think to ask Greg why he didn’t just sleep on the sofa in the house haha

@SkepticalTeacher Жыл бұрын

COOOOH-SHOOOOOOOOOON!😂

@danjames4086 11 ай бұрын

Before he put his hand up I guessed this game has Bob Mortimer written all over it.

@Nursiie 9 ай бұрын

Greg Davies is hilarious!

@Dreju78 Жыл бұрын

No hoot owl of death?

@BanijayComedy Жыл бұрын

Definitely next time 😉

@IvoryB Жыл бұрын

I need an episode with Bob Mortimer and Greg Davies on the same team. Does that exist?

@Michelle-qq4sd 11 ай бұрын

Should be a character in a movie.

@glenbrucecostello4464 Ай бұрын

I knew the Snorkel Parker game was real , he preformed it in an episode of Man Down , so i knew that was true 😅These stories are just gold 😅

@JonJobOnzo 10 ай бұрын

Snorkel Parka rhymes with We Do Beg Your Pardon

@Robert08010 11 ай бұрын

Not being excessively familiar with a "snorkel parka", I thought they were just jibberish words until he began to unravel the mystery. In my head I heard "snorka parker".

@TassyDeval 10 ай бұрын

What a funny lamppost he is.

@bobstirling6885 Жыл бұрын

We had a large sofa and I took the cushions as they fitted the bath......why did nobody ask the obvious question - why didn't you sleep on the large sofa??

@randombutspecific Жыл бұрын

Baffles me to this day. I can only assume someone asked it and it was edited out

@infinity6969 Жыл бұрын

I'll propose it cldve been to get some relative peace and quiet- as compared to a living room where often times the party goes on till early morning hours

@jonr4164 10 ай бұрын

Playing poker against Greg Davies would be the ultimate ante up to this show. He is so freaking good.

@ericadunn9435 3 ай бұрын

I think you'll find we're all BAFTA nominated 😂

@neilfleming2787 Жыл бұрын

I love the conviction he gave it on that last one "Its the truth"

@stylingdom7532 11 ай бұрын

17:59 Lee turns exactly into a teacher

@josemaria8177 Жыл бұрын

Greg Davies is a tall, welsh Bob Mortimer

@rickyanthony Жыл бұрын

He's Welsh?

@joshuaevans5943 Жыл бұрын

Nowhere near

@nzd3742 Жыл бұрын

Greg is from Wem in Shropshire.

@rakadoni8403 Жыл бұрын

@thatchoirgirl94 Жыл бұрын

He was born in Wales, but the family lived in England. His father's Welsh though.

@Niki-mp8qe 3 ай бұрын

The trip to calais i must say is normal, we were told off you go, meet back here and there was no headcount coming back from what i remember, i think everyone made it home, im guessing teachers went to the pub lol i dont blame them

@taffytop 11 ай бұрын

Did Greg mention that he used to be a teacher? He rarely mentions it

@deborahpolk1854 11 ай бұрын

he does on graham norton show

@jaybestnz 11 ай бұрын

Just imagine Greg Davies and Bob Mortimer as a gay couple with Russel Brand as their son who won't leave home.. Please can you guys make that show..

@Steven-mb8xq Ай бұрын

Nice hair job rob

@annmariebuscema 10 ай бұрын

😂😂❤

@miaschannelforcommenting 2 ай бұрын

some part of me believes that the rickshaw story was FULLY true, but it simply wasn't gareth who was pulling it that night

@rooty 4 күн бұрын

Lunchtime violin lessons? Greg went to a rough school didn't he

@AJ-ei3ee 4 ай бұрын

VEGETABLES

@iamTurkeyBird Жыл бұрын

Who’s to the left of Lee Mack in the first clip?

@aaybee6876 Жыл бұрын

John Cooper Clarke.

@iamTurkeyBird Жыл бұрын

@@aaybee6876thank you, but I guess I should have said his right, our left?

@aaybee6876 Жыл бұрын

@@iamTurkeyBird lol her name is Alex Jones

@jackfrosterton2530 Жыл бұрын

3:02 those teeth should not be on television

@Steven-mb8xq Ай бұрын

Such utter rubbish

@stephenchannon2138 11 ай бұрын

Alex Jones, is really good looking, so why is she wearing so much make up. You don't need it!