5 Bonkers Bob Mortimer Tales | Best of Bob Mortimer | Would I Lie to You?

5 Bonkers Bob Mortimer Tales | Best of Bob Mortimer | Would I Lie to You? | Banijay Comedy

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5 Bonkers Bob Mortimer Tales | Best of Bob Mortimer | Would I Lie to You? | Banijay Comedy
Gather around the campfire as Bob Mortimer regales us with tales from his crazy life - don't worry, we've got all those other incredible (as in not credible) moments coming soon!
0:00 - Bob Mortimer: "I recently had to charm a spider out of my shoe by tooting a flute at it."
4:03 - Bob Mortimer: "As a teenager, I used to terrorize my neighbourhood with a game I invented called 'Theft and Shrubbery'."
9:00 - Bob Mortimer: "I can break an apple in half with my bare hands."
13:46 - Bob Mortimer: "My first taste of fame was when the local newspaper dubbed me the Cockroach King."
18:43 - Bob Mortimer: "I have a digeridoo suspended from a tree in my back garden so when the wind blows in a certain direction, it parps soothing sounds of the outback through my bedroom window."
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@PhilBertran 10 ай бұрын

"Fingerprints on an abandoned handrail"

@nektekket852 10 ай бұрын

He's a poet... "Like picking pollen from a mouse's handkerchief..."

@leecorcoran6174 10 ай бұрын

Legendary

@samensor8218 10 ай бұрын

“Like trying to find a rabbits tear drop in an oil spill”

@redwez1982 10 ай бұрын

It’s all becoming ever so clear now 😂

@CVlad92 9 ай бұрын

They're long and thin, slip right in.

@user-gq4kn9sf2m 8 ай бұрын

I've seen this so many times, but every time Bob says "A sniper's dream" I nearly choke. Thank you, Bob.

@johnmc3862 8 ай бұрын

‘Snipers dream’ 😊

@supaslime2938 2 ай бұрын

Every single time lol

@robfriesen2341 5 ай бұрын

The ease with which Bob throws in pointless details is amazing. He does the exact same thing whether he is lying or telling the truth. He is just hilarious.

@BatteryCommander 10 ай бұрын

I would happily watch a whole series of Bob sitting by the fireside telling tales of his youth!😂

@leecorcoran6174 10 ай бұрын

Same

@grahamball9375 10 ай бұрын

Buy his autobiography!

@charlielumley8889 9 ай бұрын

That's a big section of gone fishing

@powellmap 10 ай бұрын

“I hope that’s all the information you need “ is possibly my favorite Bob Mortimer line. 😂

@10aallkins 8 ай бұрын

Closely followed by "hence the success of the pillow" 😂

@sureshot8399 7 ай бұрын

Mine is "I ain't paying no fly to do it"

@grantmcinnes1176 7 ай бұрын

And away...

@garyjackson3248 8 ай бұрын

Snipers dream. Possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I love that man.

@neversaw 3 ай бұрын

I could listen to theft and shrubbery a thousand times over

@kaycamille1544 10 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer the strongest anti depressant on the market. 💕💕💕💕

@JonLambert1 10 ай бұрын

“we hoped he would be, but he could never find the flute”

@garyjackson3248 8 ай бұрын

Twisting means tears. Just one more nugget of wisdom from the great man.

@johnmc3862 10 ай бұрын

‘A leather-makers drill yeah’ 😂😂😂

@merlapittman5034 10 ай бұрын

All I have to hear is "theft and shrubbery," and I absolutely lose it! It makes me laugh out loud through the whole story. The interactions between Bob and David are priceless! Bob Mortimer is my favorite Would I Lie to You panelist ever. There are a couple of people who come close, but Bob is the best!

@linam764 10 ай бұрын

He is the King of WILTY 👑🤩😂

@OneBentMonkey 10 ай бұрын

@@linam764 Totally agree…this show was made for him! Why he hasn’t been offered a team captain position is beyond me

@KasiaGoclowski 9 ай бұрын

@@OneBentMonkey probably because David and Lee are so great. Which one of them would you have him replace?

@OneBentMonkey 9 ай бұрын

@@KasiaGoclowski That would be a very tough decision, to be sure!

@captainunderpants200 7 ай бұрын

The only person to come close to Bob's outrageous stories that are actually true is Vic Reeves.

@johnmc3862 10 ай бұрын

Love the way Bobs stories are so funny he cracks himself up telling them! 😂😂😂

@soulmod63 7 ай бұрын

*Bob's

@andreaslindblom9140 3 ай бұрын

@@soulmod63 No *, just "Bob´s". 🙄.... 😁 By the way you are doing a great job keeping youtube safe from misspellings! 👍

@saadsalman1650 10 ай бұрын

And here I am back at this video for the 10,000th time

@bennylloyd-willner9667 10 ай бұрын

David's Ginger nut alternative is golden😂

@trured06 10 ай бұрын

Bob is such a fantastic person, just his outlook is so refreshing. Him being a solicitor trying to help people says a lot

@tonyhoffman8953 10 ай бұрын

Possibly my favorite show ever. This crew is perfectly matched.

@tonyhoffman8953 10 ай бұрын

& Bob has led a crazy life.

@thatchoirgirl94 10 ай бұрын

Lee's cute happy face! He's so excited when the Bob's on the show (as is the audience obvs). 🥰

@roncharlton9282 8 ай бұрын

I read his book and it goes over a lot of these stories, i highly recommend reading

@PhillRobinson 10 ай бұрын

Bob is a comic genius.

@dazediss6629 10 ай бұрын

“I don’t have to breath in to breath out”… … 😂😂😂😂

@takeru3159 3 күн бұрын

I love how we went from David saying, "I love hearing these tales of Bob's youth" to "I have been traumatized by Bob's various egg stories"

@sewrknewl 10 ай бұрын

"A sniper's dream they used to call him"

@johnmc3862 10 ай бұрын

‘Snipers dream’

@DirtForester 10 ай бұрын

Sniper’s

@sasikumarrajenthran4468 10 ай бұрын

Good ol' Cheeseman

@cormachughes3171 10 ай бұрын

His brother had a really bad limp; sniper's nightmare they'd call him

@micmillist2588 22 күн бұрын

What a wonderful man Bob is. He doesn't need drugs, he is naturally bent........WONDERFUL MAN.

@anthonybutler6365 7 ай бұрын

Nobody else tells a tale like Bob whether true or not

@Nathan-xr6uk 10 ай бұрын

WE DO BEG YOUR PARDON, WE ARE IN YOUR GARDEN!!

@RogueNinjaCreative 5 ай бұрын

That lady's laugh during the Bob apple splitting segment is so adorable ❤

@OneBentMonkey 10 ай бұрын

Love this man! Such a unique soul and a national treasure. Legendary story teller with a quick wit. Hope he is on the mend with ever-improving health. ❤

@josephinepeery6938 10 ай бұрын

Unaware he's ill, do you know what's wrong with him please?

@margaretflounders8510 8 ай бұрын

Hear hear...

@margaretflounders8510 8 ай бұрын

He nearly died from blocked arteries to his heart so underwent open heart surgery..@@josephinepeery6938

@stephendavies6080 Ай бұрын

I wish my mrs was as interesting as Bob, I could listen to Bob for hours😄👍

@simonegellie 7 ай бұрын

"Don't be all rough-handed." 😂

@Darkroome 10 ай бұрын

I wish that the Chris Rhea/egg bath was one of the clips 😂😂

@tomrepton6786 10 ай бұрын

Bob is one of my favourites, along with James Acaster and Rhod Gilbert on WILTY! Sooo good, his delivery and quick-wittedness is incredible. He makes me wish Robin Williams could have been a regular on this show! Would have been hilarious!

@___jd 6 ай бұрын

"I don't have to breathe in to breathe out" is unreasonably funny XD

@boahnation9932 7 ай бұрын

The amount of times I've seen all of these, and will continue to see them, is crazy 😂

@RatKindler 10 ай бұрын

Tentative testicle is going to be my new alias.

@eduardo318 10 ай бұрын

I seriously wish I had grown up with Bob. He really seems he had such an eventful life.

@davidgraham8058 10 ай бұрын

Wake up! It’s all lies. But very entertaining nonetheless. 😂

@leonardmccoy9178 10 ай бұрын

Read his autobiography it's brilliant

@PompeyBoy66 10 ай бұрын

Its funny seeing Lee Mack looking at Bob Mortimer and wondering what he will say. Two very funny northerners

@georgiehollander2199 9 ай бұрын

Bob is just SUPERB !!!

@johnferguson4089 9 ай бұрын

What a funny guy and he can make it sound so convincing without laughing or giving anything away. Bob has a very creative and wacky mind. Good on ya Bob!

@josemaria8177 10 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer is just built different. He must have given a couple of nervous breakdowns to David Mitchell

@wapta 8 ай бұрын

"I always crack an egg in my bath.."

@grainneminihane625 7 ай бұрын

BOB MORTIMER IS A LEG END👏👏👏👊I absolutely love him 😊

@mikelawson7111 8 ай бұрын

So love watching Bob Mortimer's stories and the reaction from David Mitchell makes the stories so much funnier😂😂

@Tony-xn7sd 10 ай бұрын

Bob is a diamond :)

@tdodge29 Ай бұрын

"right, so we're in trouble aren't we"..... "what a terrible set of circumstances" 😂

@pollydickinson4789 6 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer is one of my favourite people ever.❤

@graemeadamson7272 9 ай бұрын

Ohhhhhhhh Bob , just totally wonderful ❤

@jennifergray4628 7 ай бұрын

spat out my tea so many times you’d think i’d learn to not drink while watching bob 😂

@kptmaci4979 8 ай бұрын

I like how everyone who has seen the title screen of the video knows its reversed, as Bob is always on the right side with Lee's team to torture David 😂

@pollydickinson4789 3 ай бұрын

My favourite uncle Benny was one of the most wonderful people that you could meet. He was the best of the best and l loved him so much. RIP Uncle Benny and know that you were loved.😊

@andreaslindblom9140 3 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer´s stories are freakin´ brilliant! I don´t care if they are true or not! 👏

@mickwickwar3067 5 ай бұрын

Thanks. I've spat my tea out twice and nearly soiled myself laughing... Happy now?? 😂

@mygaffer 8 ай бұрын

The first Bob Mortimer story I just didn't believe was even in the realm of possibility was the Cockroach King story

@FutureAbe 9 ай бұрын

I’d pay to see Bobs phone contacts list

@nomysweetsummerchild3984 8 ай бұрын

I love him and Vic Reeves so much.

@margaretflounders8510 8 ай бұрын

Vic not so much IMO

@johnmc3862 8 ай бұрын

Broccoli Highkicks.

@r__b6095 8 ай бұрын

I think this man might be a genius

@newtexan1 7 ай бұрын

He broke the apple in half with his bare hands! Brilliant!

@userFFVII 10 ай бұрын

Snipers dream 😂😂😂

@bobhawxwell1606 8 ай бұрын

Nowhere near bizarre or surreal enough to be a true Bob story ...had he borrowed the flute from Chris Rea I'd have believed it ..

@michaelb2388 9 ай бұрын

I feel sorry for Ronnie Omlette

@user-em7qn2ds5l 8 ай бұрын

Love Bob 😂

@JanButterflyCons 7 ай бұрын

Oh I love you Bob Mortimer!

@AkSamurai69 10 ай бұрын

"Was it a gerrrabell?"

@user-pz8on7wk4m 6 ай бұрын

This man is so funny I could watch him all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant 😅😅😅

@richardchurchill8081 4 ай бұрын

Bob's a legend 😂

@anthonybrookes7287 7 ай бұрын

Snipers dream they used to call him 😂

@ryanmdlowe 6 ай бұрын

Ripping the apple in half, to this day, I can't believe actually works.. It's crazy that it does hahaha

@georgeknox1822 10 ай бұрын

Like everyone watching this , I’m going to get an apple ..

@NialasDubh 7 ай бұрын

3:33 The perfect response to almost anything Bob Mortimer ever says.

@jakeriese4862 4 ай бұрын

Good ay he bob

@andrew9145 5 ай бұрын

Never gets old

@jamesandrew3668 7 ай бұрын

Ronny Omelettes 😂😂

@mixindave1 7 ай бұрын

You know when his stories are a lie but fuckin hell he makes everyone laugh 😂

@natisfreezing 6 ай бұрын

We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden

@AJ-ei3ee 6 ай бұрын

I don't have to breathe in to breathe out 😅😅😅

@LoneKharnivore 9 ай бұрын

That part of your hand is called the purlicue.

@tostesson 8 ай бұрын

love you bob

@abstract_tom2741 7 ай бұрын

Everything about Bob Mortimer is amazing, but the fact that no one seemed to know that a didgeridoo is played like a brass instrument drives me nuts. The challenging part to which Greg refers is the circular breathing technique that allows you to keep playing with stored air while you inhale, and that is hard to do. But making a sound is very easy for anyone that's ever played a horn, and any musician would have identified it as a lie so quickly and surely that it would never have made the edit.

@howardmckenna 10 ай бұрын

If a story has names that sound made up... It's true!!!

@danrowley5401 7 ай бұрын

I wish I had all new ones and both with Bob in them

@jazznolan 7 ай бұрын

Broccoli high kicks!!!!

@jeffmansfield914 10 ай бұрын

The “V” of a tree is actually (funnily enough) called its crotch.

@glenwale3294 8 ай бұрын

And the bit of the hand between where the thumb and finger is the perliclue?!

@shaunmartin2777 10 ай бұрын

Gave me a laugh 😂

@fwwryh7862 10 ай бұрын

5:45 lmao

@Machine-rx6wf 7 ай бұрын

Chris Rea egg in bath has to be up there . Even just for David's reaction .

@peterpiper216 8 ай бұрын

I think Robert Hurricane Mortice lock was depressed from a very young age! Did very well though 😎

@wonderwalls3565 Ай бұрын

@14:18 Solicitor? Is not he the fourth child?

@RoyalGuardGeine 9 ай бұрын

You don't blow in a didgeridoo, no amount of wind going through would make any noise, so that was nonsensical from the beginning. You put you lips in and vibrate them as if you were trying to imitate an engine sound. The vibrations are then amplified by the shape of the instrument and makes a sound. That's also how you play most big wind instruments, or horns, especially those huge warhorns like in the Lord of the Rings. You don't blow your lungs out, you just produce a vibration that then bounces inside the tube and comes out amplified.