In their fourth contest video Amir and Ben show why fasting makes them furious. See more www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: / collegehumor FOLLOW us on: / collegehumor FOLLOW us on: / www
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@dickjohnson99966 жыл бұрын
This is one of those sketches that you have to go back and rewatch after knowing he was bread the whole time. The hints are subtle, but they're there.
@WilliamHasMelted4 ай бұрын
Yeah like how he is wearing glasses
@jonnil19974 ай бұрын
@@WilliamHasMeltedclassic bread move
@JeremyHoffman3 ай бұрын
Dueling a ham sandwich
@umno98304 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Ben Schwartz’s character is so insane he makes AMIR the straight man.
@polreamonn Жыл бұрын
And it's not forced at all.
@DaaaahWhoosh9 жыл бұрын
I get it now. Amir would totally lose to a ham sandwich.
@Brandd18 жыл бұрын
+DaaaahWhoosh he was bread the whole time
@javalin5978 жыл бұрын
+DaaaahWhoosh Wait, but dos it have mayo?
@maxgarcia60578 жыл бұрын
Yes
@michaelcrowe1116 жыл бұрын
Anti-Semite!
@donnythedealer25716 жыл бұрын
How big is the ham sandwich
@TomBombadil1688 жыл бұрын
God I miss these DVD jokes.
@simonzimmerman1667 жыл бұрын
Remember it's going to come back in 4 years, in 4 months, and for 4 minutes.
@TomBombadil1687 жыл бұрын
Whoa, wasn't expecting to see you here.
@pelonis25234 жыл бұрын
@@simonzimmerman166 I come from the future
@Steve-vf7se3 жыл бұрын
Sure, sure you do
@creator-link3 жыл бұрын
Simon Zimmerman hello
@XBLGR8 жыл бұрын
Ben is to Amir what Amir is to Jake.
@Search4truth4888 жыл бұрын
+Sam Lewis This is outside the J&A Universe.
@kuudez8 жыл бұрын
+Sam Lewis Sam is to Amir what Amir is to Jake
@stonefang128 жыл бұрын
+kuudez Truth
@cft30228 жыл бұрын
+kuudez Nailed It.
@ThePaintTrain8 жыл бұрын
+Sam Lewis Nah they're pretty equal
@zedx504 жыл бұрын
Ben Schwartz 2013: Fasting Contest Ben Schwartz 2020: Sonic the Hedgehog Coincidence? I think NOT
@Xomage9994 жыл бұрын
Gotta go fast!
@myklelara4 жыл бұрын
HE WAS BREAD THE WHOLE TIIIIMMEEE!!!!!!
@PukketeerFigs5914 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure but is he someone from the new duck tales
@luckerleyjean61684 жыл бұрын
656 still watch theses videos! the real ones
@oldprofile173 жыл бұрын
Whats the connection
@TimmyMcGowan8 жыл бұрын
I thought I caught them making a mistake when I realized hours 1-3 and 6 were of them in one spot arguing about the ham sandwich fight but then realized it's much funnier to think they left and did other things and then returned to the designated ham sandwich brick wall debate area
@nunu77976 жыл бұрын
what are you
@michaelholtz5995 жыл бұрын
This is game theory level detective work.
@williehopscotch5 жыл бұрын
Wow, I think I just found the biggest asshole on the internet. Quite an accomplishment!
@yellurbandana5 жыл бұрын
@@bilbojenkins9105 And you're an ass.
@diapermoney95454 жыл бұрын
Same same
@malachiterose49688 жыл бұрын
' You found out he was bread the whole time' OMG THATS GOLD
@malachiterose49688 жыл бұрын
(The sixth sense one)
@baksh7 жыл бұрын
Blue Bowties oh my God they fucking told us....
@catherinelilly-howe5328 Жыл бұрын
I quote, “I can’t have a god damn raisin!” and, “He was bread the whole time,” to myself regularly.
@robertobernui2967 Жыл бұрын
Glad to know I'm not alone in this
@lusteraliaszero10 жыл бұрын
love how he throws raisins at the bread.
@reachforacreech10 жыл бұрын
I CANT HAVE A GODDAM RAISIN BREAK!
@BigbubbaBrad99810 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I was looking for this exact quote because I saw it in the video and I was looking for someone that spelled it out for me word for word
@edwardoconnell87319 жыл бұрын
No raisin breaks
@SFMoiz8 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else want to hear the rest of Ben's song?
@Brandd18 жыл бұрын
+SFMoiz yes. i was really into it. i was pretty sure it would get interrupted in some way though T.T.
@Roronoa2zoro7 жыл бұрын
If you're into the beat look up "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray
@henryhighlights34626 жыл бұрын
Ulquiorra4sama yeah but I wanted to hear the rest of that version
@alexanderx333 жыл бұрын
Give me a burger and some sauce creole, I wanna dip chips in your salsa bowl and eat all day. EAT All Day!!
@KyleLi7 жыл бұрын
The old days of College Humor... yes.
@kahlandar216 жыл бұрын
couldnt agree more
@bongle37266 жыл бұрын
This isn’t the old days, Collegehumor has existed since like 1999.
@lucozade83735 жыл бұрын
Humour*
@saqlainalvi54855 жыл бұрын
When did the new shit show begin?
@0cramoi3 жыл бұрын
I remember when ch invented the concept of humor like it was 2012... Because it was
@snubbyj11 жыл бұрын
I loved the glasses bit. Very funny B-)
@sant1to10 жыл бұрын
Ben Schwartz & Amir compliment each other so well as acting partners.
@samuelperezgarcia10 жыл бұрын
You mean complement? I guess they would compliment each other too...
@user-xx5nk1wv1e9 жыл бұрын
Gosh, I love Ben.
@Laytho29 жыл бұрын
sydney yendys Your profile pic fits your comment.
@Brandd18 жыл бұрын
+sydney yendys same
@crazyboinboing6 жыл бұрын
Agreed! ❤️
@carlym93476 жыл бұрын
s who doesn’t
@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz6 жыл бұрын
me too ♥
@JoshuaQiujuanjuanjuan10 жыл бұрын
After 15 hours, its still bright outside Logic
@Disorganized_Goblin10 жыл бұрын
You realize that during the summer solstice on each of the poles there can be 24 hours of sunlight? Who's to say this video wasn't shot outside of Santa's workshop.
@krisdeagle486410 жыл бұрын
Ever thought it was a different day? 4pm is still light and by 7am, it's definitely light the next day.
@JoshuaQiujuanjuanjuan10 жыл бұрын
:O
@yazanodeh800210 жыл бұрын
Because they were totally in Antarctica
@ericpomainville736710 жыл бұрын
Who gives a shit, meanwhile he can't have a goddamn raisin bran
@pbjtime3212 жыл бұрын
I still sing “Well give me a beef bowl and eat bok choy, I want to get dipped in some sauce that’s soy and eat all day. Wanna eat all day Gimme some leeks, koi and Dover sole I want to eat Lox in my sushi rolls and eat all day. EAT ALL DAAAY…”
@fitzfitzchivalry45389 ай бұрын
They were almost breaking through that whole song 😂
@A2Ztigers5 ай бұрын
Ftr they were parodying Drift Away by Dobie Gray if you ever want to listen to the original
@toastweek37457 жыл бұрын
I love that Amir stops Ben from eating raisins half way through even though he would've won if he didn't!
@krishnadoraisamy20424 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna make you eat those words” This aged like fine wine
@dillanwherry67416 жыл бұрын
i LOVE how Amir smiles the ENTIRE time!!! 😂😂😂
@Jeed7110 жыл бұрын
Never get so old watching Ben Schwartz :D he's my idol even in his new cartoon series RC9GN
@lumzan18 жыл бұрын
I am watching this in the month of Ramadan, what a coincidence.
@moro5268 жыл бұрын
I hear you man, I can't have a goddamn piece of tamr
@doni63248 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@paulmag917 жыл бұрын
Just have some raisins.
@sasom72746 жыл бұрын
Ew
@toastedfish11056 жыл бұрын
Same
@A-Duck10 жыл бұрын
"Duvuhdee player" Jesus, this guy...
@BigbubbaBrad99810 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I was needing this quote for later use. Also, thank you for your indirect commentary
@A-Duck10 жыл бұрын
You're welcome, my love.
@meganreilly99444 жыл бұрын
I loved the way he said that
@katelynpringle55068 жыл бұрын
I kinda wish there was a sketch that was a DVD-off between these two
@Uub141Forever10 жыл бұрын
That is one really long day.
@BTown319 жыл бұрын
why didn't Amir let Ben have his raisin break? then he would've won!
@Terra_Byte_Tech9 жыл бұрын
IBendon Amir was feeling slightly generous.
@Toothpick919 жыл бұрын
Because he was bread the whole time !
@sasom72746 жыл бұрын
IBendon I know
@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz6 жыл бұрын
I C A N T H A V E A G O D D A M N R A I S I N
@Saurophaganax19312 жыл бұрын
Because he couldn’t resist depriving him of what he loves, even if it meant prolonging the contest.
@icyharrychain10 жыл бұрын
Every video with Ben is so freaking awesome!!!
@NYStateOfMind98610 жыл бұрын
Amir and Ben need to do a full version seafood song parody
@uniofqld10 жыл бұрын
What's the original song called?
@NYStateOfMind98610 жыл бұрын
Kevin Naderian Drift Away, there's been tons of covers over the years. the original is from like the 70s i think. google is your friend
@uniofqld10 жыл бұрын
***** Thanks :)
@forrestice10110 жыл бұрын
Are they in alaska? because some how there is 14 hours of sunlight
@WWEFAN95210 жыл бұрын
Touché
@TLIMalcom10 жыл бұрын
You don't have to live in Alaska to have 14 hours of sunlight. I live in Virginia, and in August, when this was posted, it gets light before 6 AM and gets dark at around 8:30 PM
@forrestice10110 жыл бұрын
Well there was more than 14. Thats just when i thought of the comment
@ianmcstruthers993710 жыл бұрын
Jack, you're missing the point of the video
@EhtaZUGGE10 жыл бұрын
They could as well be in Finland.
@anonnico54754 жыл бұрын
this video has changed my life as in i watch it multiple times a day
@KentHeckel4 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite videos on all of youtube
@andrewmichos34044 жыл бұрын
The ham sandwich argument was hilarious!!!
@kerfuffle57227 жыл бұрын
"Do you know what's crazy? I love oranges but I hate orange juice." "I'm the same way - I mean, I love tomatoes but I hate the way Japanese people drive." "What?"
@arshd14204 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated line
@dannymartinez1999 Жыл бұрын
This is the greatest sketch of all time. I've waiting to see this all my life. Everything is perfect
@TitanCrusher101 Жыл бұрын
Great grammar
@korhanalparslan87305 жыл бұрын
I miss these. Anybody else from 2018?
@ZaneMillecchia8 жыл бұрын
I wish college humor made funny stuff more often
@defeater54978 жыл бұрын
+Zane Millecchia Its not CollegeHumor, its Jake and Amir.
@ZaneMillecchia8 жыл бұрын
truuuuuuuuue that man
@ZombieByte8 жыл бұрын
if they did then that would become the standard and they would need to make wayy better content to stand out from the new norm... i'm really high right now and i forgot what my original point was
@ZaneMillecchia8 жыл бұрын
ZombieByte my man Zombie Byte keep it rockin and rollin
@i3piggies1238 жыл бұрын
I ship them so hard.
@Fantazious4 жыл бұрын
WOW! Your are one big pathetic loser.
@MaxTrash015 жыл бұрын
This is the best College Humor video ever made
@alexzaitseva51804 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best sketches collegehumor's ever done
@erikharris8607 жыл бұрын
I can't have a goddamn raisin break!!!!!
@r3n3gad334 жыл бұрын
'Fasting Contest' Ironic how this starred Sonic
@zakaryleaf27949 жыл бұрын
please make more of these!!
@PikachuStudiosOF8 жыл бұрын
OMG I've been trying to find this video for a long time Sweet, Loving It
@IfIHadMyTimeAgain4 жыл бұрын
Ben Truly is a gift to this world
@sageyprincess10 жыл бұрын
i swear these are the two best people in the world
@robertnope1993Ай бұрын
I love finding old ones I’ve missing. Such a big catalog
@Timathus8 жыл бұрын
Still my favourite CollegeHumor Video.
@lilgabbo25874 жыл бұрын
7 years later: video game characters
@gencd954510 жыл бұрын
11 hours and the sun is still up huh :D
@mytchyl10 жыл бұрын
Time doesn't advance in the dimension through which College Humor videos are recorded and broadcasted, unless night is a crucial part of the video.
@theghostmachine10 жыл бұрын
It was summer..
@EhtaZUGGE10 жыл бұрын
***** Scandinavia is enough, no need to go to Alaska :)
@MoeTeeee10 жыл бұрын
Probably in canada, sun sets at 9pm lmao
@danzifer10 жыл бұрын
They traveled the surface of the earth along with the sun. Duh!
@aaronstranges962011 жыл бұрын
this has to be my favorite college humor video of all time
@YUNGBISCH11 жыл бұрын
These contests with Ben schwartz are the best on this channel. Please make more...please
@Twistedjingles9 жыл бұрын
I'm going to miss this so much it hurts :(
@hallokity1238 жыл бұрын
+epic cylnder This isn't jake and amir
@abcdabc53278 жыл бұрын
+Chuck Hayes but amir left college humour, it's ben and amir, silly silly man
@TheAwkwardStuffShow8 жыл бұрын
spoiler alert Amir was bread the whole time
@MissSilanda8 жыл бұрын
I hate you😩😂😂😂 . I was literally waiting for the time he'd turn into bread the entire time
@WatskyIsTheMan6 жыл бұрын
J
@gomcocramp5 жыл бұрын
@@MissSilanda well to be fair he wrote spoiler alert
@MissSilanda5 жыл бұрын
@@gomcocramp so?
@soflo_fpv211 жыл бұрын
you need to do more of these
@anima0997 жыл бұрын
It genuinely made me laugh again after so many years. I miss Ben and Amir (plus Jake!)
@Reckless-mindfulness9 жыл бұрын
I fasted 19 hrs in ramadan month this year, felt a bit hungry after 8 hrs of physical work but in normal days it was easy as anything.
@svenniepennie42379 жыл бұрын
Yes but muslims train every year, so obviously they are going to be better at fasting.
@knifetoucher9 жыл бұрын
I fast for 8 hours every day. And by fast I mean drive my Nissan GT-R.
@hamdanandalousiy42329 жыл бұрын
ZeitLan Inc. No you don't have a nissan gtr. stop lying kid. The closest you got to a GTR was on a youtube video.
@knifetoucher9 жыл бұрын
Haani Pasha I can smell your envy from here.
@hamdanandalousiy42329 жыл бұрын
I can smell mommy's milk from your mouth. Kid.
@patrickcurtain47267 жыл бұрын
Is that jean-ralphio
@MJordanrocks20027 жыл бұрын
Patrick Curtain yes
@ca1vinyoung5 жыл бұрын
The wooooorst
@featherman95 жыл бұрын
Nope, it’s cherry dude
@Tomosshow4 жыл бұрын
@@featherman9 no, it's carrot slatt
@mightyone373710 ай бұрын
I used to hate tomatoes, and then I tried growing some and found out that they can be delicious! This year I forced a determinate tomato to rush to completion via heavy fertilization, it was crazy getting a whole crop out of a plant by early August, and in Canada! You could try a tomato sandwich, that also helped convert me, it's just toasted bread that is well buttered and a good slice of tomato, it's surprisingly good. Nowadays when I need the upgraded version I melt cheese over some bacon (you could use something else, like those fried onion Indian stores sell under the cheese), it's just beyond words with a few leaves of lettuce and a tomato slice!
@Felipedominguez111 жыл бұрын
That was awesome. Make more.
@mrsfinnthehuman7 жыл бұрын
When people ask me what my sense of humor is, all I have to do is show them this video
@Jonafridge9 жыл бұрын
Ben Schwartz can sing, I didn't realise
@alexbballboy11 жыл бұрын
dude this was an awesome video, had me laugh out loud many times!
@TP1R10 жыл бұрын
That was one of the funniest CH I've seen in a while.
@rolansurbs89548 жыл бұрын
i think im gonna "throw UP" made me laugh the hardest! lol
@everettlogan24339 жыл бұрын
People might hate me for this but the chemistry between Amir's character and Ben Schwartz' character is waaaay better than jake and amir's characters.
@regalpanda42249 жыл бұрын
Not really, they are too similar. At least with jake and amir there is some contrast. Amir and Ben would get boring quicker.
@GamerModz1239 жыл бұрын
Regal Panda I feel like their great when all 3 are together
@regalpanda42249 жыл бұрын
GamerModz123 Oh yeah when all three of them are together hell yeah. But not just Amir and Ben. They are funny in small doses. But like a full fledged show based on the two of them wouldn't work.
@Frabjous19 жыл бұрын
***** In getting along so well by being apathetic about just about everything, they create an absurdist dynamic not exactly present with Jake. I think it's wonderful.
@Syrange139 жыл бұрын
Frabjous Yeah, this is kinda how I imagine my internal dialogues.
@jamiecal1110 жыл бұрын
Love how it's still sunny 12 hours later.
@TonymfAlex10 жыл бұрын
One of their funniest to date. Man!
@Ethan-vu5bp7 жыл бұрын
I CANT EAT A GODDAMN RASIN??
@mdougf7 жыл бұрын
"I can't eat a GODDAMN raisin!?"
@roardawg018 жыл бұрын
this is the best contest video
@jrpanda18010 жыл бұрын
One of my fav videos!
@LooneyDude9 жыл бұрын
I CAN'T HAVE A GODDAMN RAISIN BREAK
@dksannkat1414 жыл бұрын
*"He was bread the whole time"* Lmao 😂😂😂😭
@jaygee954911 жыл бұрын
I have a Dividi Player! Can't wait to watch those DVD's!
@thetooginator1534 жыл бұрын
I love the nested levels of humor! Genius!
@Crystal15575AJ8 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that Ben Shwartz is fucking Randy Cunningham.
@bunnyfaceperson1238 жыл бұрын
and
@burnoutfilms54278 жыл бұрын
+bunnyfaceperson123 John Ralphio
@danshylboodhoo24556 жыл бұрын
You walked in on them in the bedroom or what?
@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz6 жыл бұрын
yass
@sherlock31347 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that they just wrote the concept of an eating contest and just made up most of the dialogue, cause most of this seems pretty adlibbed to me
@powerliftingteen81297 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Slagle what?
@clumsysandbocks56507 жыл бұрын
Maybe, but they had DVD props in advance.
@RuKiCoRe11 жыл бұрын
I love you guys so much !!!!
@olafcreed47263 жыл бұрын
And I'm here in 2020. Damnn this maybe my favorite thing on the internet!
@JakeLangenderfer4 жыл бұрын
B: Gimme a beef bowl, and eat bok choy, B: I wanna get dipped in some sauce that's soy B: And eat all day... B: (right?) A: Wanna eat all day... A: Gimme some leeks koi and oversalt A: I wanna eat lox in my sushi roll A: And eat all day. B: Eat all day! B: A-gimme a burger- A: That's enough! B: Yeah... A: A burger? B: I know, it was stupid, it was fish stuff, I'm sorry. B: But like- A: No.
@BooToThePast4 жыл бұрын
Jake Langenderfer dude thank you!
@oyst4man8 жыл бұрын
John Ralphio much?
@rokkvi094 жыл бұрын
It's Jean Ralphio. And no... Title literally includes his name.... Ben Schwarts.
@MisterPhish7 жыл бұрын
I still come back to this video for the song sometimes
@frallan5215 жыл бұрын
Can't believe how after all these years, and after all the times I've watched these videos, they still get me off guard with the DVD names.
@skullkidzzz9 жыл бұрын
4:20 Ben's reaction. I felt so bad when I saw it.
@TheZMoviesInc4 жыл бұрын
Ha! Fasting! Fast! Because he’s Sonic!!
@nickdachemusic7 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest video I have seen in my gosh diddly darn life!
@theonionassassins9827 жыл бұрын
Favorite episode omg
@sadisticunicorn48549 жыл бұрын
Man Oregon has some dumb laws...
@molesticles9 жыл бұрын
Amir is already corpsing at 0:10 you can see shoulders shaking... Ben is a genius.
@Nemiobleh10 жыл бұрын
I am so totally subscribing.
@karlkarling14445 жыл бұрын
I could honestly listen to Amir and Ben sing about food for hours.
@DiskoSpider2 жыл бұрын
Almost 2021 and I still can't hear Doobie Brother's "Give Me The Beat Boys" without singing out loud "I wanna get lost in a sauce that's soy"
@TitanCrusher101 Жыл бұрын
What
@ThrillaWhale10 жыл бұрын
Ben looks like a comedy Jew version of Andrew Garfield.
@jake29t19 жыл бұрын
Ben's been on the podcast doug loves movies a few times, and every time Doug Benson asks him about the Amazing Spiderman movies.
@NNov19969 жыл бұрын
Speak of the ignorance. Andrew Garfield is Jewish too!
@concavius9 жыл бұрын
Nisan Nova Oh god. They're breeding.
@DendyJungle9 жыл бұрын
Sylis Vandomeur it's news to you that jews breed? what rock do you live under?
@phrophannus7 жыл бұрын
It's funny how hours goes by and the lighting doesn't change at all.
@StevenRogers2686 жыл бұрын
Lol I don't know how I missed this video, but it's without doubt my new favorite
@eswain282 жыл бұрын
I can’t eat a goddamn raisin gets me every time
@ryanchurasthemgtow75228 жыл бұрын
I only clicked on this video because I thought the title said "Farting Contest".