"emasculation" "say that word again" "emasculation" "thank you" they were definitely high

It felt like 2D was an sweet old lady talking about Murdoc like he was his old disabled cat named Ms. Kitty

"Rissel?" "No, _Russel_ " "Did you just call me Rissel" "No-" "Don't call me Rissel"

"-Best moment of my life,really, was when I met 2D. -You mean that? -No"

WHEN 2D STARTED MAKING THE WEIRD ALIEN NOISES FOR MURDOC I ALMOST PISSED

"When he gets into this state you could see he's very fidgety you have to just- *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo OOOOOOoooooooooooooooo. OO!*"

i love how murdoc is 51 but acts like a 5 year old, it gives me life

11:42 Murdoc: *weird noises* 2-D: *joins in* ".... let's move to the next question"

2d sounds so grown up yet so sad it's fucking cute

SHE JUST STARTED HITTING ME WITH HER HANDBAG

I think the actors had too much fun with the models motion detector

Russel: *calls jam* Russel: *who dis?*

2-D IS LIKE MURDOC'S OVER PROTECTIVE MUM IN THIS VIDEO

How the F U C K does 2D make that noise to calm Murdoc

"Uhh... Emasculation is another one-" "Say that word again." "Emasculation." "Thank you." BEST PART

"The happiest moment of my life was when I met 2D." "Do you mean that?" "No."

"Who dis?" He... He called... him up?

They are both high af in this

the thought that Murdoc has had previous trump-fueled seizures and 2D has had to calm him down keeps me alive tbh

4:14 I know murdoc is a Satanist but 2d is a freakin witch

*FEAR* was one of the biggest emotions and um *FRUSTRATION*

2-D just summoned a ghost to calm Murdoc down from an overload of Trump.

Murdoc: *makes a weird noise* Interviewer: *awkward laughter*

2D's actually trying to have a normal interview and Murdoc is talking to himself and having seizures

Did you just call me R I S S E L??

2D is like murdoc's special needs teacher

it's terrifying that murdoc knows about memes.

We call it the Irish one because it goes OiL mOi LOif!

Murdoc reminds me of my great grandma cause shes always like fidgety and loud oml

2-D and the 'holding two cups of orange juice' fiasco will be a meme i'm calling it.

From Phase 4 onwards,Murdoc won't abuse 2D,2D will be Murdoc's special needs helper.

"you have to use sound to tranquilize him u see. U have to just.... MHHHHHHH MHHHHHHH MHHHHHHH MHHHHHHH MMMMMMHHHH MHHHHHHH MH!

2D: "going t'wurk, going t'wurk" 😭😭

2d is just trying his best to translate Murdocs Trump inspired seizures

Murdoc: DO I KNOW HOW TO TWERK?!!! 2-D: Yes Murdoc: No 2-D: ..oh

okay so when 2-D made that weird noise to tranquilize Merdoc 4:17 , and when Merdoc woke up again and said" oh Mr. jam I'm sorry " that was the cutest thing he has ever done

4:10 THE PICKLE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A SEIZURE

The first time I would say 'aww' for Murdoc is when he "woke up" and started acting lost

7:25 murdoCK

"I made him come" - Murdoc 2017

"he loves a crinkly one"

#letrusselsleep

WHEN 2-D STARTED MAKING THE NOISES FOR MURDOC I THINK MY SOUL ACTUALLY LEFT MY BODY

11:50 is an actual representation of me and my best friend in class

Dam 2D that jaw

I swear 2D has swallowed a computer at some point after being forced to be an acquaintance of Murdoc.

"u just call me rissel"

i'm being held captive by a bastard bass player, *ITS MAKING ME WANT TO D I E*

That Interview was so fucking weird and great at the same time xD

best quality: his wiggles

*L E T* *M E* *T E L L* *Y O U*

4:37 "Listen to Mr. Jamie" OMG 2D IS SUCH AN ADORABLE LITTLE MOM TO MURDOC

I feel like he was slightly annoyed with both of them tbh

hello who dis *who dis*

7:32 DID 2D JUST WINK MY BOYFRIEND WHO SPITS IN MY MOUTH

2:49 why did they just shake their heads and smile thats so coot

Murdoc is definitely high 😂

I love how Murdoc randomly like looks around and shakes like he's some excited kindergartener.

"you have to use sounds to tranquilize him you see" *proceeds with alien sounds* what

I love how they act like sugar-high 8 year olds

my religion

*A L L M A I L O I F E .*

0:20 WHEN 2D SAID THANK YOU I CHOKED ON MY CARAMEL FRAPPE OH NY GDO

4:15 That's my new ringtone.

New phone who dis

Can you please make a bass boosted version of 2-D talking about his glasses of orange juice

im surprised you didnt do a zoom in on 2D when he said "my MoOOooOooOm jeans"

2D’s smile at 5:38 made me grin so hard my cheeks hurt 😂 also his ‘It was me’ gesture when they asked who sold the geep had me weak, then his little head shake when Murdoc said he would hit whoever sold his geep. 2D is just an adorable blue cinnamon roll

2D: ...and then she started hitting me with a handbag me: A HANDBAAAG?! old memes are the greatest also... 4:14

e·mas·cu·late ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/ verb 1. deprive (a man) of his male role or identity. "he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior" 2. make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective. "our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties" synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More

*THE BATH WAS VERY WOMBLIKE*

12:56 Is so sad, just 2Ds reaction at first and then merdoc says no just his sad aw

pretty sure everybody in the gorillaz forgot about this interview and got high instead and russell called because he and noodle were just too stoned to move those two were just winging it

for rael whats wrong with murdocs eyes

Murdoc: "Best moment of my life, really was when I met 2-D" 2-Doc shipers: "OMG! the 2-Doc ship has sailed!!!" Murdoc literally 2 seconds later: "I'm going to do what is called a pro gamer move"

5:36 2D's smile is the cutest thing I've ever seen oh my god

Bitch I am Desiree from Canada and I'm proud that I asked the Bath question FUCK YEAH

F E A R

Favorite part 10:30 Interviewer: Does Murdoc know how to Twerk? Murdoc: Do I know how to Twerk? *laughs* 2-D did you hear that, ha 2-D: He does know... Murdoc: No I don't 2-D: Oh...

2D: **making weird alien noises** Murdoc: **having a seizure** Me: what kind of sacrifice is this?

0:02 FEAR

*M A A A A A A T E E E E O H M A T E*

"it'll be alright in the end, and if it's not alright, it's no the end"

2D: *makes alien synthesizer noises at **4:16* Me: *HOW DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT*

2D swallowed a computer.

this was moist

Murdoc: I made him *c o m e* ... into the fray 2-D: I liked the way that was going

F e a r

Rissel

9:53 I can't stop laughing

I need a slowed down version of when 2D used noise to calm Murdoc.

"DO I KNOW HOW TO TWERK?" "Yes he doe-" "No." "Oh." "I had one on my arm once. I s q u a s h e d it."

my moOom jeans

Ok Murdoc is actually being nice?? Wtf

This is going to be a *M E A M*

Murdoc's eye when 2D said "emasculation." I actually started​ to cry

let russell sleep 2017

1:30 *Merdoc is having a seizure over someone* *Man wheezes in the corner* *2D awkwardly sits there fiddling with his fingers*

I MADE HIM *E J A C L U L A T E*

2:22 OMGFGKFSRJBCD I AM CRYING.