FBI Won’t Share Proof of Covid Lab Leak | MTG the Math Whiz

FBI Won’t Share Proof of Covid Lab Leak | MTG the Math Whiz | Gov. Lee’s Drag Double Standard

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Жыл бұрын

FBI Director Wray won’t say why his department feels Covid “likely” leaked from a lab, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says America’s math skills are slipping, and Tennessee’s governor is seeking to criminalize drag performances in that state despite having tried himself as a young man. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@laurahoward5426 Жыл бұрын

That clip of MTG trying speak a number needs a warning ⚠️

@SarahHuckleberrySlanders Жыл бұрын

Bowling Balls are sharper than MTG🤡

@charleshash4919 2 ай бұрын

And have weightier minds as well.

@cheyennebrennan966 Жыл бұрын

Performance art like drag has been a thing since the times of the Ancient Greeks. Women were forbidden from performing on stage until the 1600's. Drag is NOT a new concept. Prejudice against it is.

@shadetreebrews Жыл бұрын

As we say in the South: "MTG - bless her heart!"

@MajorHenryL Жыл бұрын

"Our school system failed our children, just look what it did to me." - An honest MTG

@DSAK55 Жыл бұрын

"Is our children learning"

@TheBlazersfan22 Жыл бұрын

That what happens with republicans defunding education.

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Did, did Grampa Joe just SHARED a kinky nurse story to a bunch of nurses!? NO, Grampa!! NOOO!! Pearl TRUSTED you to keep that on the D.L.!!!

@patrickwalsh4615 Жыл бұрын

Colbert is a hero. Always punching up not down.

@ThePhantomStinker Жыл бұрын

I saw Monty Python's Life of Brian when I was nine. Brian's mother was played by the late great Terry Jones, and arguably had the most famous line in the entire movie: "He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!" The closest I ever came to being influenced was from me and my siblings reciting other Monty Python skits from memory during long car trips. You know what the average child sees when they see a man in drag? They see an adult who still knows how to play pretend just as they do.

@tonapittman Жыл бұрын

That's how I interpreted it too. People in drag has always been part of theater, as well. I wonder if Terry Jones were still around, if he could've talked some sense into John Cleese's sad view on the issue.

@christopherporter2459 5 ай бұрын

@@tonapittman John Cleese grew up in the time of theater, he even dressed up in drag quite a few times in the Monty Python show and movies. You should research stuff before you spout your mouth off on subjects you no little about.

@CaptainCraigKWMRZ 2 ай бұрын

I think I speak for many of us when I say; huh?

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

Is Tennesse banning drag racing too? That’s also a drag show.

@davidruiz2474 Жыл бұрын

How dare you sully the good name of neanderthal women 🤣🤣

@atiredfloridian777 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, they're smarter!

@derekstein6193 Жыл бұрын

Neanderthal women were known to work hard and get important tasks done without frivolity, all for the good of themselves and their community. Can we bring back neanderthals and replace Mrs. Resting-Bitchface with one?

@BobPagani Жыл бұрын

Some of my best friends are Neanderthal women.

@thatswhatisaid8908 Жыл бұрын

@@BobPagani I'd rather be friends with that neanderthal gal, than Marj "the howler monkey" Greene! She looks friendly. Marj looks mean.

@MagicMusicSbGl 2 ай бұрын

how dare you insult neanderthals like that! 🤣

@ronnwaters5076 Жыл бұрын

I wrote out the numbers MTG was ranting about for my 5th graders. THEY could ALL read them correctly. But, in her defense, we're in California.

@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Жыл бұрын

Touché

@nadt5547 Жыл бұрын

Very funny.

@leonardoklausmann7972 Жыл бұрын

It's almost like education is funded by taxes!

@maikutsukino4743 Жыл бұрын

I think even 5th graders in Texas could read them. And THAT'S saying something!

@ozzie7523 Жыл бұрын

Marje does Maganomics🤡

@kristinLB Жыл бұрын

“ Stop trying to score political points at the expense of human beings you dick” love it!

@teknoaija1762 Жыл бұрын

MTG not being able to verbalize a basic number in english speaking simultaneously about degrading math skills in USA,it s just the new record for repub ignorance and illiteracy.Had she done it here in Finland,her career would be over.

@bobknull7502 2 ай бұрын

To be fair, she said math and reading skills.......oh crap, that doesn't help her at all.

@teknoaija1762 2 ай бұрын

Nice to have feedback after a year!!@@bobknull7502

@SocksAndPuppets Жыл бұрын

Why are the FBI treating FOX as a news channel?

@mnemosynevermont5524 Жыл бұрын

Wondering how many of the parents who failed at home schooling their kids during covid are now demanding to tell teachers what to teach...

@JBond-zf4dj Жыл бұрын

Oh, my sister is one of them. She made her kids sit and watch conspiracy KZfaq videos and anything anti-Biden. (we're Canadian) Now that the kids are back in school (well, one of them, the other had basically quit, probably from hearing her rant non stop about how schools are evil and grooming the children), she told the youngest that fractions were stupid and she never uses them in real life, so they shouldn't be teaching them. (This is what he told my father, the carpenter) Luckily, he is smart enough to know to ask others, and got help with his math.

@worldssmallestfan Жыл бұрын

Not a Venn diagram. Just a single circle.

@lizardog Жыл бұрын

@@JBond-zf4dj You and those children have my sympathy. I'm sorry the blight has spread across the border.

@dustincaso6781 Жыл бұрын

Hey dummy, by the numbers and according to the department of education, home school children perform much better than public school kids on tests and college acceptance rates. Maybe it’s because parents were forced to homeschool by the government while still paying taxes for schools without out any warning what so ever? Democrat controlled Chicago schools are a complete failure by every measurable metric there is despite spending more money per child than any other school in the country. Educate yourself before you speak, you’ll look less stupid

@CloudsGirl7 Жыл бұрын

"How DARE you teach mah kids about reality! They should be learnin from this book a' fairytales that tells me women are property!" ...And they wonder why the Nones are on the rise...

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

I have low confidence that Subway’s tuna is actually tuna. They should follow George Santos’ example and say it’s “tuna-ish”.

@WillBeebe Жыл бұрын

creative. love it ❤‍🔥

@kerrylyons8544 Жыл бұрын

Colbert says what we think. Out loud. ❤💙💙

@larryborsa4396 Жыл бұрын

So Tennessee. Ranked the 9th worst State to live in. Drag Legislation is the most important issue?

@TheOGClassicMan Жыл бұрын

No one's ever accused MTG of being the smartest person in the room.

@casbot71 Жыл бұрын

Even when she's the only one in the room.

@JBBost Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it be way worse if MTG and her ilk were capable people instead of bumbling idiots?

@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын

Same with AOC.

@gloonnug4797 Жыл бұрын

You will notice how none of the Colbert supporters questioned his stance on the vaccine either.. what’s worse? 😂

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

I'm legit convinced you are all bots

@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын

The election of Marjorie Green was also devastating to our country. It’s utterly shameful and horrifying that she’s an elected representative.

@ari1234a Жыл бұрын

Naah, Marjorie is hella entertaining....Also Donald J Trump for 2nd term...YAY !!!!!

@WessyD123 Жыл бұрын

word...

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

Yay bot! Covid came from a lab funded by Fauci. You support covid

@cherinoelke Жыл бұрын

And sitting on the Homeland Security committee. 🤦‍♀

@MrMick50 Жыл бұрын

@@ari1234a trump and his enablers for prison Yay

@tomcoughlan2532 Жыл бұрын

Good covid hit piece. The best clapping seals ever .

@MacheteProductions13 Жыл бұрын

3:10 this might be my favorite description of MTG, mostly because it's so accurate 🤣

@473weasel Жыл бұрын

Colbert called out the low confidence on these 'intelligence' reports. Bravo.

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

Oh, dear old Aunt Marge! She's that one kid in high school who always thinks she knows more than the teacher even though her GPA in -60.4.

@00SmileTime00 Жыл бұрын

The irony of mocking someone else's intelligence while having no idea how to proofread or what a GPA is... 🤣

@N3gativeR3FLUX Жыл бұрын

@@00SmileTime00 Yet still closer to Einstein than MTG.

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

Donald Rumsfeld would describe it as “known unknowns” & “unknown unknowns”.

@missmindy3803 Жыл бұрын

I think “you dick” was the BEST way to end this monologue. Thanks for the laughs!

@amarnold Жыл бұрын

Lots to love here. The Chicagoan in me heard that "🎶5-8-8🎶" and knows what you did there, Stephen! 💜💔💜

@SusanBame Жыл бұрын

I can't ever remember laughing at 45 in a good way. In a hilarious way. I'm so glad we can laugh at moments like this with President Biden, because he is a genuinely good man.

@mikeanderson7549 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@mikeanderson7549 Жыл бұрын

You from California?

@rancisgamer Жыл бұрын

Marjorie "5 million 1 thousand hundred thousand million 1 five thousand I didn't got to medical school " Green😁

@goodmorninggilw2836 Жыл бұрын

The mtg bit😂"The vibe I'm getting is nurse who pockets the codeine"😂 Love it.

@AVADAMS1967 2 ай бұрын

MTG's attempt to read a 'big' number in class. I think that was the moment of Zen, followed by "I'm not a doctor."

@tristanblack1352 Жыл бұрын

Part of me says "trash MTG for her behavior, rather than ad hominum via appearance" but also that Neanderthal jokes has me dead as a caveman

@RansomeStoddard Жыл бұрын

MTG: There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can’t.

@Noname-ml6fd Жыл бұрын

Margorie Taylor Greene trying to do math was priceless! My tears came out from laughing so hard! 🤣😂

@nomore6167 Жыл бұрын

"Margorie Taylor Greene trying to do math was priceless" - The funny thing is that she wasn't even doing any math. She was trying to read a simple number and failed. Imagine being so stupid that you literally cannot read a number (without having a medical reason).

@charleshash4919 2 ай бұрын

I thought she was trying to do meth ....

@julieokeefe7235 Жыл бұрын

She wouldn't make it through her first year of nursing school

@edwardbrownfield3710 Жыл бұрын

Marge couldn’t even say it! Sooo funny!

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

I have never dressed in women’s clothing, not even for fancy dress, but I’ve noticed many right-wingers have done so. There’s nothing wrong with doing that, but it’s done by the anti-trans right-wing.

@phyllojoe5346 Жыл бұрын

They hate themselves and constantly project

@chrissiek8706 Жыл бұрын

That country needs therapy, not divorce

@moonhunter9993 Жыл бұрын

They just all need to come out of the closet already...

@tracyrader772 Жыл бұрын

"Most likely, potentially" is the same as "60% of the time, it works every time"

@billyheaning Жыл бұрын

I wonder how many times people have spit in her food at restaurants.

@IHScoutII Жыл бұрын

Never forget Trump had coveted a lucrative hotel project in Russia - whether to build one or license his name to be emblazoned on a skyscraper - for decades. "We will be in Moscow at some point," he said in a 2007 deposition. Later, as a presidential candidate, he secretly signed an 18-page letter of intent for Trump Tower Moscow on Oct. 28, 2015, the day of the third Republican presidential debate

@xmen9916 Жыл бұрын

Majorie is what we sane people used to call a KOOK!!

@macforme 2 ай бұрын

Now she has been elevated to : PAB

@Schwarzkald 2 ай бұрын

Oh she's not a kook! she's a wacko!😂

@macforme 2 ай бұрын

@@Schwarzkald MTG should never be left without adult supervision!!

@TheSuspira666 2 ай бұрын

All the kooks in Ga voted for her.

@vitolapinta Жыл бұрын

My brain melted listening to the president speak. No idea what he was trying to say

@vitolapinta Жыл бұрын

Omg. "Things they don't teach you in nursing school." Woah

@jbarnes705 2 ай бұрын

Marjorie Taylor Greene count yourself in that group that math skills were affected by Covid-19.

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Inviting MTG to a subcommittee hearing on Covid is like inviting Cruella deVil to a subcommittee hearing on Dalmatian puppies: nothing she says will ever be surprising to you, and if it does you're probably not paying attention.

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

In other news besides....Republicans bad you guys.... WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!! ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPADTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

So like...we can also be upset about that too right?

@MrPhotodoc Жыл бұрын

She kind of reminds me of the movie Legally Blonde.

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

MTG is the aunt we've all blocked on Facebook.

@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын

Imagine a country that is so full of shit that it calls itself the "Home of the Brave" and gets bullied by a three-toed sloth like Representative Man Bear Pig.

@patbrennan6572 Жыл бұрын

If having an ugly face was a crime, MTG would be doing life without parole.

@Blackshadow164 Жыл бұрын

Lori Lightfoot would get the death penalty 😂 #TyAlston #LetsgoBrandon #Getwokegobroke

@mlong1968 Жыл бұрын

Are they really concerned about children? Who is taking these children to drag shows?! Let people parent their children.

@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын

MTG: putting the knowing nothing into the new Know Nothing party.

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

Another bot

@NotSurE-ix1qq Жыл бұрын

@@AngryDad.

@MajorHenryL Жыл бұрын

@@AngryDad. I'm a pepper, would you like to be a pepper too?

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

@@MajorHenryL I'll bet you my house the OP never responds....why? Because you morons are legit...no joke...responding and defending a literal chat bot

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

@@NotSurE-ix1qq

@lyndsaybrown8471 Жыл бұрын

MTG just failed at math and reading simultaneously. Truly a talent.

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!! ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY

@aaronturley3587 Жыл бұрын

Lol. Right

@peterfrankhansen1128 Жыл бұрын

She is a MAGA person!😆😂🤣

@charlescrosswhite4845 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget peach tree dish and the gaspacho police.

@zesty9815 Жыл бұрын

You mean: she can multi-task!

@dennisp3314 Жыл бұрын

And Ya, most Children I know regularly have a chance to attend a Drag Show. Yes, - that man was actually elected Governor of Tenn.

@betty-joymoreau4363 Жыл бұрын

Watching MTG read is crazy, I guess that’s why education is important.

@aydellpen4323 Жыл бұрын

I'm a nurse, can't quit laughing 😆

@x5775 Жыл бұрын

The side by side of Marge Traitor Greene with her twin was HILARIOUS!

@thatswhatisaid8908 Жыл бұрын

Her twin was prettier, and looked more friendly and approachable, though. Marj is insane, stupid and just plain mean.

@annemettefrederiksen7751 Жыл бұрын

Im perfectly willing to accept the Neanderthal as my ancestor I really really dont want to accept MTG as part of the human gene pool or human at all.

@mrzoinky5999 Жыл бұрын

Even watching the Biden/nurse bit for a second time and I'm still laughing-crying.

@marywalters9463 Жыл бұрын

I love the gag about the Founding Fathers wearing lace, stockings, and wigs! How true!. Just look at at the one dollar bill with Washington in a wig.

@erickoontz6835 Жыл бұрын

“Nurse who pockets the codeine.“ 🤣😆😂😁😆🤣😂

@rgwak Жыл бұрын

MTG going math? 🤔 Didn't she also say that a single school in Illinois got $5 BILLION in covid funding to teach "wokeness"? Oh, Marjorie, don't you ever go a-changing! 🤣

@kittys.2870 Жыл бұрын

She also said over 6 BILLION people crossed the border illegally into our country with only 332 Million people.

@freya8133 Жыл бұрын

@@kittys.2870 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She's a 🤡

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!! ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPADTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY

@rjd3wine Жыл бұрын

@@kittys.2870 WOW. The global population is 7.8billion! No wonder the US is so crowded LOL

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

But she does change: into a white robe with a hood.

@HowToChangeName Жыл бұрын

"What it did to our children's math and reading levels are horrifying" Proceed to fail reading her own number Point taken Ms Greene

@Bigd0gg Жыл бұрын

Hilarious Cobert you killed it on the mtg spoof!😂

@chrispetersen4639 Жыл бұрын

I guess it's true what they say, stupid really does go hand in hand with crazy. Could be a slogan for MTG.

@Amber-xi9fr Жыл бұрын

Yes!! On Gov. Lee, has been dropping some of the worse legislation in Nashville for the pass few years. Lied about abortion exceptions too, said there would be be some but there isn't.

@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын

"You don't need a vote to raise Hell." - from _The Autobiography of Mother Jones_ Gather 1,000 people through social media and walk into his office during normal business hours on any weekday and remain there until he does what is right or is forced to resign. That is how we ended child labor in the US and got an 8-hour workday. That is how to get things done.

@smilesandyoka Жыл бұрын

If Lee has boys, I hope his kids turn into drag queens!!

@Amber-xi9fr Жыл бұрын

@@Marijuanifornia Well first of all women didn't have the right to vote while child labor laws were being voted on, today people can march but it doesn't have the same effect it did 100 years ago. Although marching is still an important part, voting is very much important...

@lizardog Жыл бұрын

@@Marijuanifornia You know, I was watching a doc about the late Sixties/early Seventies and started wondering, "What happened to us?" I was one of the teenagers who protested the war. We literally pressured the government into calling off the Viet Nam War. We marched for women's rights and got them. Now, a woman's control over her own body has been taken away by a Conservative illegally stacked SCOTUS, but where are the protests. They seem to have died down fast. But of course, this is proof of the stranglehold radical religious right-wing Conservatives are gaining over the former land of the free. They prattle about freedoms while taking them away. What a shame.

@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын

@@Amber-xi9fr A woman said this exact thing to Mother Jones. "How can we bring change if we're not allowed to vote?" She replied, "You don't need a vote to raise Hell." Don't march. Don't protest. Don't vote. Just get everyone who's pissed off and walk into government buildings and offices, fill the rooms and hallways, clog every corridor with people so that government employees can't perform their daily duties, and shut the system down until you get what you want. City halls, mayors' offices, governors' offices, governors' mansions, etc. Go to where the scumbags are ruining your lives and make them stop. It doesn't require guns and bombs. It doesn't require violence at all. It just takes time. Occupy your local mayor's office and refuse to leave. Show up with so many people that the police can't hope to arrest everyone. I've seen this work with my own eyes. It only took a couple of thousand protesters to force Trump to hide in the White House basement. Order some pizzas and prepare for a showdown. Actions speak louder than words.

@nukhtube3752 Жыл бұрын

I once had a lot of respect for this guy.

@keyissues1027 Жыл бұрын

A definition of rediculous: Words that flow out of MTG's mouth.

@bardsamok9221 2 ай бұрын

Ridiculous*

@snowgo7663 Жыл бұрын

"The nurses make us want to live" - president Biden's condidition took a turn for the nurse!

@bwenluck9812 Жыл бұрын

😅

@generaldurandal3568 Жыл бұрын

The cut clip sound scandalous, as does your joke. (I did laugh at both) But you should watch or read the whole speech. He's praising all nurses for their care. 'And, by the way, you docs are good, but if there’s any angels in Heaven, they’re all nurses - male and female. You know why? You guys let us - you guys make us - allow us to live. Nurses make you want to live. I’m not joking.” I don't know if all Angels are nurses, but I do know that some of them are.

@00SmileTime00 Жыл бұрын

"Condidition" lol

@stirlingfletcher7040 Жыл бұрын

@@generaldurandal3568 100% true.

@hawkeye5955 Жыл бұрын

"Hellllloooo, nurse!" - Yakko and Wakko Warner

@Jadeskorpion Жыл бұрын

Did you see Matt Gaetz embarrass himself trying to use Chinese propaganda in a congressional hearing?

@BroAnarchy Жыл бұрын

Didn't have to see it haha!

@garfield2439 Жыл бұрын

👍🤭🤭🤭🤭🤡🤡🤡🤡

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!! ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPARTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY

@BroAnarchy Жыл бұрын

@@AngryDad. I AM THE KING OF ANTARCTICA AND I HAVE AN ARMY OF ROBOT PENGUINS YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE WHAT I SAY BECAUSE MY WORDS ARE IN ALL CAPS

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

OMG! Wasn't that hilarious?

@patcomerford5596 Жыл бұрын

MTG is as common as muck.

@cafeine Жыл бұрын

This may top the D...T...Jr impressions! Stephen on fire!!!

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Жыл бұрын

So Marjorie stumbled and mumbled her way through a prepared statement - does that make her cognitively impaired?

@tiki_trash Жыл бұрын

yes.

@sharimeline3077 Жыл бұрын

Does she have a lifelong stuttering challenge? I think not. Try harder.

@DSAK55 Жыл бұрын

Jewish Space Laser

@thisbushnell2012 Жыл бұрын

From birth

@feliciahackney9073 Жыл бұрын

Does tantric sex involve hitting your head on a gong?

@alioxinfree Жыл бұрын

Yes Gov Lee: stop pearl clutching, you did Drag in highschool, life continued on unchanged.

@TheCreativeWill 2 ай бұрын

2-300, Empiiiire!...Today.

@aladyfirst9184 Жыл бұрын

Go nurse Pearl!!! Your skills are impeccable 😂

@Vrishtallina Жыл бұрын

Tennesee: Sure, we're allowing a 30-year-old to marry an 11-year-old, but allowing that same 11-year-old to see a man in a sequined dress? Inconceivable!

@ryansteve2893 Жыл бұрын

The Law in Tennessee. Age of consent is 18. There is a Romeo & Juliet clause of 4 years. So if you’re 17 and she is 21, there is no crime. What state do you live in? I think you might be surprised what the law actually is in your state.. While the age of consent in Illinois & New York is 17.

@dennibby Жыл бұрын

@@ryansteve2893 theyre referring to the bill that was proposed last year that wouldve scrapped the 17 year old age of consent and waived the age limit

@ryansteve2893 Жыл бұрын

@@dennibby Did it pass? Do you know each state has a crazy nutball that brings on bills knowing they will never pass. What state are you from? I’m sure I can search in my data base all the bills brought to your states floor in the past decade

@Vrishtallina Жыл бұрын

@@dennibby This, and GOP trying to kill another bill in 2018 prohibiting child marriage. And this quote from the Independent: "The youngest wedded were three 10-year-old girls in Tennessee who married men aged 24, 25 and 31 in 2001. The youngest groom was an 11-year-old who married a 27-year-old woman in the same state in 2006." There's definitely a better source out there, but I just can't. I'd rather watch cat videos on TikTok 🌸

@ryansteve2893 Жыл бұрын

@@Vrishtallina Ahhh you’re a boomer. 2006? Jesus you’re old. Wtf. What is the law now? Did the entire GOP push? Or a handful of fringe? If this is the Ryan Grhim report 😂 the way he reported on Chicago speaks for his credibility

@BooksForever Жыл бұрын

Nurse Colbert… “The horror. The horror.”

@CraigGjerdingen-fo7te Жыл бұрын

So no cheerleaders! 🎉🎉🎉 No Monster Energy girls and the truck rally! Sweet!

@terriem3922 Жыл бұрын

One of your best monologues, including pictures

@joanalorenzo6949 Жыл бұрын

Marge and Lauren are in a race to find out who is the dumbest. I say they should split first prize.

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

You don't sound like a human. Bot.

@freya8133 Жыл бұрын

@@AngryDad. Loser

@donnakubiski5572 Жыл бұрын

@@AngryDad. Your sentence makes no sense.

@jbtpa895 Жыл бұрын

But if they split it 50/50 who will do the math ?

@MajorHenryL Жыл бұрын

@@donnakubiski5572 You know when a computer asks if you're a computer to make sure you're not?.....

@atiredfloridian777 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, Lee doesn't even look GOOD in drag so I can kind of understand why he's so embarassed about it. At least he has an excuse for not telling anyone about it, though he's got no excuse for being a major hypocrite. That's just being an asshole.

@grandeloca6184 Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh the ending :) love you Stephen

@Sandi-ke9mi Жыл бұрын

I am so embarrassed that margarine tater green beans is an elected official in this country. Please stop giving her any attention. If we don’t give her any attention, she will be more upset and implode or self destruct…then poof! Gone! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Жыл бұрын

you sound Graduate of the sovinazi school of Advance PsyWar. we have a FREE PRESS and FREE COMEDY HERE tell that to ratPutin think

@nomore6167 Жыл бұрын

"If we don’t give her any attention, she will be more upset and implode or self destruct" - She's super proud of her guns and she preaches violence. It's far more likely that she'll go on a killing spree than simply implode or self-destruct.

@billyshithead3139 Жыл бұрын

Margarine tater green beans 🤣🤣🤣 that is such a wholesome insult...but it's kind of making me hungry!

@melaniekoperski6903 Жыл бұрын

Yes, margarine tater green beans should be dumped in a blender.

@Sandi-ke9mi Жыл бұрын

@@melaniekoperski6903 🙌🏻 Exactly.

@Opus313 Жыл бұрын

First George Santos and now Bill Lee... this is a real drag for the GOP!

@TreeCutterDoug Жыл бұрын

🥇🏆😎

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

I sometimes wonder if that one lady who was crying over the signing of the Respect For Marriage Act has ever read lesbian erotica?

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

You're all bots

@gloonnug4797 Жыл бұрын

Remember when we bowed to the George Floyed lie? So similar to the santos lie 🤣 Aren’t we all comedians?

@AwkwrdPrtMskrt Жыл бұрын

You forgot Rudy, he's the first one!

@mellyboo513 Жыл бұрын

That Neanderthal is the most accurate representation of MTG I have ever seen. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂 NAILED IT.

@thatswhatisaid8908 Жыл бұрын

I saw a better one. A white baboon screaming next to Marj screaming "liar" at the President the resemblance was striking! I can't unsee it.

@mellyboo513 Жыл бұрын

@@thatswhatisaid8908 omg I need to see it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@amyramsdell2910 Жыл бұрын

Cocaine Bear MTG memes work too.

@scambuster1172 Жыл бұрын

LMFAO the pillow joke is hilarious

@aesclap21 Жыл бұрын

The MTG bit is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@commonsense571 Жыл бұрын

As someone who had experienced a coma the “asahwasahasawahasa” whispers had me absolutely wheezing that was a riot!😂😂😂 I’m all seriousness yes-Do speak to coma patients but “asawhasah” not so much😂😂

@knightish Жыл бұрын

It had me laughing hard man.

@oshunbleu6511 Жыл бұрын

"Chainsaw juggler with a case of the shakes" 😆

@angelp.5224 Жыл бұрын

Lol can't stand MTG can't believe she's in office ! Gov Bill Lee from TN as one from TN

@GregKeane Жыл бұрын

we are dumber for having listened to MTG

@jamesburk8145 Жыл бұрын

That clip of MTG almost had me worried. Like for a minute there she sounded like she actually knew what she was talking about but then she just biffed it right into the dirt. Holy crap that made me laugh. Like, you can't even write shit like this which is I assume why you chose to just roll the clip.

@thisbushnell2012 Жыл бұрын

What is most shocking is the inability of a sitting Representative to simply read off a number she herself chose to read, who, we must assume, completed her three R's well before Covid had any effect on education.

@mehere8038 Жыл бұрын

yup exactly, not even maths, just basic reading of numbers! I couldn't follow what the numbers were, but using a devilish example for her, it would be 6 million, 6 hundred and sixty six thousand, six hundred and sixty six. How hard is it to know you put million after the 7 digit ones, thousand after the 4 digit ones & nothing after the rest? I guess those space lasers fried her brain? (well that's what she'll say, but pretty hard when there was no brain to begin with)

@christopherweise438 Жыл бұрын

Remember......it's always Republicans who cut the education budget. So.....why does she give a shit if student's math skills are lower? That's what her party WANTS. 🙄

@benwu7980 Жыл бұрын

I think her education level is below actually knowing the 'joke' about the 3 R's

@thenarrator3528 Жыл бұрын

You say the same thing about biden when he stumbled over numbers how many times now?

@Girlgamssilver Жыл бұрын

You took the words right out of my mouth.

@susankeefer5981 Жыл бұрын

Stephen, how did you miss President Biden dragging Majorie Traitor Greene and Rick Scott in that speech?! It was priceless. 😂

@doomsdayaddams2894 2 ай бұрын

I love him so much.

@MarmaladeSally Жыл бұрын

Wow Greene LITERALLY can’t read large numbers.

@gmamagillmore4812 Жыл бұрын

You should see her trying to read large WORDS.

@Ford_prefect_42 Жыл бұрын

I really wish we had competent politicians

@josephgabriel3609 Жыл бұрын

Keep that wish ALIVE!! LOL!!

@RubbingPotatoes Жыл бұрын

We get who we vote for, so who do we have to blame?

@swampy6194 Жыл бұрын

All we get are the incontinent.

@kicker3536 Жыл бұрын

@@RubbingPotatoes unfortunately money in politics and career politicians ruins that illusion

@AngryDad. Жыл бұрын

WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!! ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPARTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY

@cal2780 Жыл бұрын

I took a drink of coffee at the wrong time.... So hard not to spit it out.. Stephen whispering " I brought my own pillow,( breathing on Joe) muttering hasawasa 😂 and then Stephen covering his face .... 😂😂😘

@Orthodadday Жыл бұрын

😮 the clip of MTG reciting a large number in public…..😂

@sunlightcat6974 Жыл бұрын

You're one of only a handful of people that make me laugh out loud every single time I watch you. Thank you!

@dawnstanley1733 Жыл бұрын

Kimmel is pretty funny too. Love my Stephen though.

@kateuhler7803 Жыл бұрын

Mtg's an excellent ad for Georgia schools, huh?

@chrissiek8706 Жыл бұрын

40which ones they're in line?

@jostrong2385 Жыл бұрын

OMG...I had to stop the video I was laughing so hard it hurt. Him covering his face when Biden was talking about nurses. Ohhhhhh.....Gawd......make it stop.