The man is spectacular at his work. Every single audience can relate to his jokes. Damn he is a gem.

I absolutely love the voices he uses for his kids, they're so hilarious xD

People without children think he is overplaying it. He sadly isn't.

Love it when he says "ALRIGHT...FINE!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

*What I haven’t done is heated the rest of the world!*

When my Korean wife watched this she said with the most perfectly serious look, “He obviously doesn’t have children, we don’t have any of those issues.” I replied, “Honey, our daughter is 7 months old.”

The Roman Day - I died 😂 My daughter did this kind of thing all the time! Teachers surely thought I was the worst parent ever. Now she’s a mom and I’m looking forward to sharing Michael’s routine with her in a few days.

“Darling?” *DON’T YOU EVEN!!* 😂😂😂😂😂

My poor child went dressed up for Roman day on the day.. it wasn't Roman day! I found out at pick up 🤣

I like that he's not vulgar and constantly swearing like most comedians

my mum literally said "This is actually you" and showed me this video, I CANT

"Who's poo is this?!!" I dyed out of laughter xD

He once came to my workplace with his kids - I walked past as he was gently but firmly telling his son Oscar not to touch something. ❤️

THE MOMENT HE SAID, "1 carrot, 5 peas, and this floret of broccoli" I BURST INTO TEARS BECAUSE IT'S TRRRRUUUUUEEEEEE. I'm like *this is not a negotiation get diabetes and hypertension on ur own time junior.*

It's so nice to be able to laugh at this at the end of the day, after secretly crying about all of the battles I just lost against my daughter

I love it how every time he says fine he goes an octave higher 😂

I laughed until I cried 😂😂omg this is my life everyday.. oh the madness.. god bless you..

As a mom of 2 boys, I can confirm all of this is true 😂

As a big sister I'm uncomfortable at how much I can relate to this. People with 10+ years difference between your sibling, you know what I'm talking about.

My dad literally made us learn from our mistakes! He didn’t fight about with us. He told us once and said after we declined “fine but don’t complain when you get cold”.....either 7 seconds later we did whatever he told us to do or we suffered the consequences and listened next time! 😝

"Whose poo is this?!!" 😅😆😀😂 dang funny

I love the way he imitated his kids. Hilarious.

Best quote I heard about kids was Lee Mack - "I told my wife I wanted three kids, now we've got two I only want one."

"Dad, it's Roman Day." Comes from the generations of teachers convinced that small children can be relied upon to convey important information to parents on their own. My niece missed out on a field trip because no one bothered to check in on the status of a permission slip. Her backpack was like a black hole: once inside, things stayed inside.

I watched this with my kids and they even agree.🤣

Imagine his kids growing up and watching these videos 😂

Every bloody word of this is true.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Just stick out your tongue and let me wipe this broccoli across your face” 🤣 so true

I love to see the people in the audience crying of laughter

“I need a towel! I NEED A TOWEL!!!” The Hair Washing in literally my childhood

I would say he is one of the most talented comedians we ever had

I laughed so hard when he spoke about 'Roman Day' because I did that to my mum, except it was Victorian costume. Remembered just after I'd been dropped off and rang from reception saying I needed a 'Victorian Costume asap', my mum rang back asking reception what asap meant and they pointed out it meant 'at the start of the day. My grandad heard the message and said they had to figure out how to do a Victorian costume because' it wouldn't be fair on me' (my mum didn't share this view but didn't want to argue) and so managed to run around different charity shops within the hour and bring it into school (mum was not best pleased with me). She probably would have been even less pleased if it was a Roman costume.

Mom of three kids - 6Y, 4Y and 20 months!! Can confirm it is all true!!!! Looking at his stand up just makes me laugh and brings smile when i do all my stuff with kids! Love it!

Lol this whole clip is him using the audience as counselling service🤣🤣🤣

I wish there was more than just one like button

Michael McIntyre has got to be one of the world's most relatable dudes. Love it

Michael is a genius at nailing the humour in the mundane.

I have always maintained that side splitting humour is based in truth . This video is a perfect example of that fact . This video on the battle with kids to just get basics done is spot on and is hilariously funny because anyone who is a parent can fully and completely identify with what he so brilliantly describes . I have not had a good hearty laugh like this in a long long time . Thank you Michael McIntyre. I have many many times experienced all of these shenanigans that kids engage in . The "whose poo is this " made me spill my coffee all over myself while in fits of laughter . Great comedic skit , thank you so much , it made my day .

Hahhhh,, Minty Fresh! 😂😂😂😂

So spot on.. big " high 5" to all the parents who experience this with love 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Scanning the bookshelf for the shortest book, most relatable thing ever!

This sounds more like him letting off steam than a stand up. Which makes it 10 times funnier lol

As a full time nanny, I can relate. Omg the bargaining of the foods, relatable. It’s such a struggle. 😩

This is so real. Temper tantrums over the weirdest stuff, wee in front of the toilet ( I have a daughter) and I know she climbed on the kitchen counter to get the biscuits we made yesterday but couldn´t reach. So she settled for peanuts. I wondered who recycled in the wrong bin and what she meant by `I already had a peanutbutter jelly sandwich for breakfast´ cause we ran out of peanut butter

Oh the hair washing drama. So true!

Mom of an 11-yr-old boy ringing in to say yep, absolutely true.

As a child I loved veggies and I used to put myself to bed at seven 😂 I pray to god every day my children will be the same

"That's definitely not my poo" 🤣🤣😂😂

Barely 20 seconds in he has me throwing my hands up and saying “Fucking YES!”

LMAO!! And that was the rosy and fun picture painting of having children. Truly he has only danced across the tip of the iceberg of daily dealings with children.

‘I need a towel’ absolutely hilarious

Darling! Don’t you dare! Hahaha

I was that child that just did it on my own. I liked being clean so I enjoyed shower time and brushing teeth. I've always loves vegetables. I enjoyed going to bed and reading so i would go early and go to sleep. My parents still acted like I was so hard to raise though. But then my sister came around like a cyclone and I was so happy to see them truly suffer

When I was younger my parents put a wet wash cloth and covered my eyes when washing my hair helped a lot with not getting shampoo in the eyes

I remember when I was growing up, my mom always told me never to pray for patience, bc i wouldn't like how I got it....when i was grown, i asked her if her prayers for patience with me panned out...without missing a beat, she said "you're still alive,ain't you?"

I can relate to all of this. Although I thankfully managed to fix the not flushing problem completely by accident. Did my business before a shower with the intent of flushing after said shower (old buildings, ya don't want a flush before/during a shower!) Kid came in to pee while I was mid-lather and they were rightfully disgusted. I responded "Now you know how others feel when we see yours in the toilet!" Hasn't been an issue since 😅

Every time he says alright FINE! I’m dead 🤣😂

I love the way he said "minty fresh". Ha ha ha!

"Alright....FIIIINNNEEE!!!"

My niece and nephew would react just like that if shampoo went in their eyes

I laughed so hard seriously,as a mother of 3, I relate to this totally.

I don't have children & I was immediately brought back to my childhood. This is all TRUE!!! I laughed crying. It's so hilarious. LOVE IT!!!

The thing that gets me is when battling with kids can be a lot to handle. There are days when I have to use my military voice just so my son would just listen. I was never in the military but I grew up with a father who was and followed his principals. My son would often straighten up and finally do as I say. He knows mommy means business. Or taken by force. He knows he can't win when force is put upon him. I don't make threats, I make promises and take action. When he says no to brushing his teeth I would say "do you want mommy to do it for you?" That is when he knows that mommy means business and he will do it. He doesn't like me wrestling him holding his arm crossed and me brushing his teeth. He knows... He knows... Sometimes mommy can be scary but it gets the job done. 😁

"Can we read The Hobbit?" "nOO" 😂😂

Dear lord the accuracy is outstanding 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love the way he ties all hos jokes together at the end. 😂😂😂😂

I've never related soo much to Michael as I do after watching this! Soo relatable 🤣😂

I click like before i listen, you gotta love this comedian. He so hyper, flamboyant, loud, animated, it all works,

Every parent watching can sympathise

washing the hair... I lost it 😂😂😂😂

Oh my, I had soda running through my nose at the shampoo bit :D

My first two girls were difficult battle central, with me and by competing with each other, every waking minute all their lives.. but number three - she's exactly the perfect child, she totally says things like that! Haven't had to organise or motivate her once ever, she's amazing.. so there might be your solution? You need another!! 💙💙💙

As a teen myself I can confirm everything he said And I am very much proud of it😂

Reading bedtime stories to my sons every night was one of my favorite times as a mum.

This is the truth! No one tells you before kids that this will be your reality but Michael in his comic genious sums it up to a T! Priceless.

Wait until his kids grow up and see this 😂

You just forgot one thing: when we care finally stepping out they go "I have to go to the loo, now!"

L.O.L. A truly funny comedian. I life alone and found myself actually laughing out loud. Thank you. I Needed That!!

Every single parent on the planet can soooo relate to EVERYTHING in this!! 😂😂😂

"can we have "The Hobbit"? 😂

lol he can literally make a rlly funny joke about the smallest most random things

Never compromise never retreat..... i never thought i would be a strict dad 😑😑😑

When I feel a little down (lockdown) I watch Michael McIntyre. He really cheer me up.

Oh my God the hair washing drama 😂🤣😂 The flannel on the forehead!! 😂🤣😂 I just had flashbacks.

I so needed this!!

I love how wholesome this is! It’s refreshing to laugh so hard at clean comedy.

Everything about this is scary accurate. “Ahhh towel! It’s in my eyes, towel now!”.

Never knew this Michael but he’s definitely my style of comedian , how he portrays the funny side of each individual everyone may know in real life

"no i haven't Daddy" 😂

My son is 9 months and rolls away when getting dressed and spits his food out 😂

I love how Micheal explains many parts and they're all funny and then he puts them all together at the end. Superb

You know those last lines with a ‘perfect child’ we’re just perfect, so funny

LOL I realize more and more I was such an aberrant child! Taking baths and washing all the time without being asked (I love baths to this day and would often bathe to relax and clean daily), brushing my teeth without being asked, going to bed at a reasonable hour when I was tired (most nights, not all), BUT I have always been a picky eater. Still; I have always loved certain vegetables (like broccoli, green beans, Brussels sprouts, and sweet bell peppers). I would cause trouble about my food, in that I was picky about what I wanted and when and I despised soggy cereal, etc. But not all the other stuff! Also I actually would do lots of things to try to not cause my parents more trouble, and I rarely really cared what I wore. I did however dislike cleaning, and organizing my room which was a disaster area BUT I maintained I was the one who had to live in it so it's fine. Interesting to hear this as I am never having children so it's informative. I however would LOVE to tell children bedtime stories as an avid GM, and fantasy world-builder and writer! Funny comedian, overall good delivery and timing. energetic but still clear overall.

Everything he says is true 😂 I love it

This pops up every so often to remind me that I'm not alone 😫 thank you Mr McIntyre

I never get bored of this! It’s hilarious!

Historians will trace the downward trend of the birthrate in the western world to this standup routine.

This is sooooo goood

Love this about the kids. So true. I'll have half a dozen please!!

You are a talent and blessing to earth! Observational comedy at its best.