"Feel Free To Heckle" | Telling Jokes BONUS MATERIAL

"Feel Free To Heckle" | Telling Jokes BONUS MATERIAL | Jimmy Carr

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In this EXCLUSIVE Bonus Material from Telling Jokes I encourage the audience to heckle me the best they can.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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@CoolBeansGG 4 жыл бұрын

I swear, if Jimmy Carr laughs at the beach all seagulls would gather around him and praised him as their overlord !

@zapkvr 4 жыл бұрын

You can stop swearing. It's a put on

@darksidedanny2671 4 жыл бұрын

I just cried from laughter at your comment well done

@Hashmir87 4 жыл бұрын

they already do Steven Seagull told me

@civiere 4 жыл бұрын

well done sir!

@majdhaddad5348 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine him and Andrew Schultz all the seagulls in the world would gather around their kings 😂😂

@mew9985 4 жыл бұрын

Mouse's bladder seemed pretty upset lol

@Roronoa2zoro 4 жыл бұрын

Seemed like he went from the front row to never booking Jimmy Carr tickets again.

@weirdunclebob 4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he was there in the first place. People going to see a comedian usually have a sense of humour.

@aleksmdgreat 4 жыл бұрын

@@weirdunclebob inflated sense of self-importance. Ability to appreciate when the joke's on others but not to laugh at yourself I imagine.

@manbearpig7359 4 жыл бұрын

He's a plant. It's Jon Richardson

@jbear.4092 4 жыл бұрын

@@manbearpig7359 no, it's not lmao.

@jennifer86010 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy never seems like he is a stand-up comic. Instead, he seems like just a fun guy, talking in a conversational way. The jokes are in there, but his delivery is so casual and story-like that it all seems like he's a very funny friend talking to you, never a stand-up comic doing a routine of jokes. Excellent writing, where he gets away with doing taboo humor in a skillfully packaged way. Brilliant comedian !!

@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed i would love to meet him and have a laugh together!

@thegameroflegends2093 3 жыл бұрын

What... what does taboo jokes mean

@yutup7806 3 жыл бұрын

That’s what stand up comedians do bro lol

@tibik.8407 3 жыл бұрын

@@thegameroflegends2093 Jokes about heavy, serious, or just easy to be offended by topics like abuse, pedophiles, or just fat-shaming or women-jokes.

@thegameroflegends2093 3 жыл бұрын

@@tibik.8407 right thanks

@the_clownprince 3 жыл бұрын

Lesson learned: Dont sit in the front row at a Jimmy Carr show....

@LuckyMthombeni 3 жыл бұрын

With Jimmy nobody is safe. He can shout your name across the hall.

@modo7911 3 жыл бұрын

Do sit... just dont go for a piss and try to be humble when the joke hits you... that's all...

@yourdailydoseofnegativity189 2 жыл бұрын

I did in Montreal a few years ago. He noticed we had a camera for sight seeing and told us to take a picture. Immediately he flipped off the camera 😂😂

@lateshpatil5307 2 жыл бұрын

And that's how you avoid "I fucked your mum"

@Hamppariranskis 2 жыл бұрын

And whatever you do DON'T open your goddamn mouth

@ZalmanKrause 3 жыл бұрын

Whaaaatttt that improv is quick af

@charlie1867 3 жыл бұрын

@Pedro-tl7jg 3 жыл бұрын

its not improv u twat he has a bunch of premade lines he sets up with premade questions/interactions

@charlieamorris04 3 жыл бұрын

@@Pedro-tl7jg really? I don’t think that’s true, I doubt every single person in the audience is an actor made to help him tell jokes

@SporkyMcFly 3 жыл бұрын

@@Pedro-tl7jg Partly, but he has had more training than anyone in the business from interacting with his audience for twenty years or more.

@calumhayes7429 3 жыл бұрын

Not improvisation, he has stock put down lines.

@kurtlee3198 4 жыл бұрын

there was a kid at my high school in a band they called "we are not kings" at talent night they came but with them having a long name the drama teacher shortned it for the list W.A.N.K

@----.__ 4 жыл бұрын

You should call your story book "Stories Heard In Twatsville"

@----.__ 4 жыл бұрын

@TyetheRebel Especially the claps, maybe some cow-bell too!

@MrSamuel539 4 жыл бұрын

That never happened Jay

@JM-ec5fj 4 жыл бұрын

Classic mate 🙃

@troyodia5427 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@dwatts64 4 жыл бұрын

7:10 The guy he's trolling in that end seat is *not* amused.

@jayrichardson5474 4 жыл бұрын

Looks like he wants to strangle him

@jamie6669 4 жыл бұрын

I hate how he tries to physically pull the other guy out the seat.

@jinkstacks4830 4 жыл бұрын

The lady next to him at the end looked pretty uncomfortable too lmao

@Waitforit-yw7dn 4 жыл бұрын

Yea he was gonna turn to a Karen 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@voxac30withstrat 4 жыл бұрын

Would you be happy paying extra for those seats in the middle and then publicly humiliated and made to sit on the end by some arrogant priviledged arsehole who thinks he can treat you however he wants because he's the 'star'? Hope he waited out back after the show and kicked the prick in the nads. Not so funny then eh Jimmy?

@lautoka63 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, the name of the heckler's band. I'd always wanted to start a band, just for the fun of calling it "More awkward than heavy".

@FriendlyNeighborhoodBallsack 4 жыл бұрын

M.a.t.h for short? Gotta play some midwestern emo rock

@FriendlyNeighborhoodBallsack 4 жыл бұрын

@HANA VEJVODOVA did you mix your medisine with liqour again?

@murraystewartj 3 жыл бұрын

Worked at a place that did lawnmower repairs, and surprisingly often we'd get them in after the owner had hit a large rock or pipe in the ground or some other object. Rapidly spinning blade stops short while the engine is at full speed, and the crankshaft bends. Too expensive to repair and in almost all cases the customers would leave their dead mowers with us for disposal. We would tag them and set them aside till the end of the season. Always thought that the the description we wrote on the tag, "Bent Crank", would make a great band name. Who wouldn't want to see a concert featuring the Bent Cranks?

@888PsyMike888 3 жыл бұрын

@HANA VEJVODOVA With all that shouting you should be in a band!

@nabulations7350 4 жыл бұрын

‘Are you doing her’ jimmy ‘no she is touching my face’ actually weak 😂😭😂

@888PsyMike888 3 жыл бұрын

"She's doing me" is the correct response.

@peytonwalsh5219 3 жыл бұрын

the “what’s it like” killed me

@shiskeyoffles 2 жыл бұрын

She blushed at the end 🤭

@juhaj.5616 4 жыл бұрын

I like how Jimmy teases audience but still keeps it friendly. That guy was a little bit confused. i would have been too.

@mateuszpapla 4 жыл бұрын

friendly? humiliating someone publicly? it borders bullying

@aaroncousins4750 4 жыл бұрын

That wasnt "friendly" the guy pays more for a good seat to get downgraded with no refund to a shitty seat at the side

@aaroncousins4750 4 жыл бұрын

@HANA VEJVODOVA lmao ur liking ur own comments 🤣🤣

@whitemale70 3 жыл бұрын

Aaron cousins it’s because he is crazy af.

@aaroncousins4750 3 жыл бұрын

@@whitemale70 ikr u cant even understand what hes saying. Him using caps lock doesnt help either

@sjonhigh 3 жыл бұрын

7:12 he pushed it there a bit LOL

@USMCasper 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the introduction to Origami Dinosaur. James Brown is a little catchy along with Pretty little Raindrops.

@B3Band 3 жыл бұрын

@HANA VEJVODOVA Bad bot

@pantera6343 4 жыл бұрын

He rips you apart even if you give him a complement

@alfo149 4 жыл бұрын

Heckles are heckles. No matter the intent.

@caddis090 4 жыл бұрын

@@alfo149 he did ask for it though

@CowIsBad 4 жыл бұрын

6:30 the dude is going to cry lol

@KitKat-tx3yl 4 жыл бұрын

DUDE he looked like he was gonna hit Jimmy

@pointystories582 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, perhaps that would finally expel some of the excess liquid from his body.

@dankw90 3 жыл бұрын

He moved everyone up a seat purely to wind that bloke up, nothing to do with "the shot being ruined".

@KT926 4 жыл бұрын

That guy who left to go to the toilet didn't seem like he wanted to be there, it was written all over his face. When he came back he was trying to force that guy back out of the chair! He definitely learned a valuable lesson, never get up in the middle of the show if you're in the front row

@lorenzopucella7898 4 жыл бұрын

KT926 what did you want him to do piss himself reckon he would’ve got more stick for that

@malchir4036 4 жыл бұрын

Also don't get smashed when you're attending a comedy gig.

@lorenzopucella7898 4 жыл бұрын

HANA VEJVODOVA rah you clearly don’t speak English

@lorenzopucella7898 4 жыл бұрын

HANA VEJVODOVA and fix your caps lock

@tiegan7158 3 жыл бұрын

@@lorenzopucella7898 Are you illiterate? He's speaking English to me very well

@imluvinyourmum 4 жыл бұрын

Insulting the band name Oragami Dinosaur had froboy questioning his entire existence ahaha

@alexrsps141 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, not the hero we need but the hero we want

@ibookboyuk 4 жыл бұрын

That was amazing. Great comedy and it’s nice to see some behind-the-scenes action.

@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 жыл бұрын

The lady who walked on stage, omg 🤣🤣🤣

@devilchildpro 3 жыл бұрын

What was that about

@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 жыл бұрын

@@devilchildpro no idea, but the way he just went with it was hilarious.

@o.b.7217 2 жыл бұрын

What's there not to understand? She's a beautician working for the show. Jimmy started sweating under the spotlights, which is not good for the TV recording, so she came on stage to powder his face.

@SimonPhillipsPhoto 4 жыл бұрын

So good to see some new content that has never been aired before, so harsh yet funny. That guy with the weak bladder was hilarious having his little tantrum after losing his seat 😂

@SimonPhillipsPhoto 4 жыл бұрын

@HANA VEJVODOVA Well someone clearly can't read what I have written....

@SimonPhillipsPhoto 3 жыл бұрын

@Marie Whitbread hahaha

@richardmattocks 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Love the informal style of these clips 😁

@Karenar24 4 жыл бұрын

Miss your pub quiz , sad you have stopped. Thanks for the many laughs

@chrisneely8130 2 жыл бұрын

This man's comeback is superpower levels!

@LetsbeHonestOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much for the great content, Jimmy! Real MVP

@qualitycontenteveryday6288 4 жыл бұрын

Origami Dinosaur is actually a really good name

@urbsurbisf 4 жыл бұрын

This is pure gold. I cant stop replaying the situation leading to the stifled laugh at 6:43 Paired with the Sweet Caroline I think I found the loveliest moments in standup :)

@emadthakur7643 4 жыл бұрын

This is why live shows are SO MUCH BETTER than the Netflix specials 😍😂

@MrSamuel539 4 жыл бұрын

Netflix specials are a year in review show. Every joke is "hey remember that thing that happened 10 months ago well heres my opinion"

@emadthakur7643 4 жыл бұрын

MrSamuel539 I know. Doing stand up really has taught me that. Live shows are SOOO much better!

@robrob5081 2 жыл бұрын

Yet most Netflix specials are filmed in front of a live audience. No difference between watching this video.

@namename3139 4 жыл бұрын

nice, I never seen these

@moserbass 4 жыл бұрын

Omg the first heckler looks exactly like Noel Redding, bass player for Jimi Hendrix! haha

@shaileshrana7165 4 жыл бұрын

So there is a LOT more funny material associated with every DVD he makes. Nice.

@jkibble98 4 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest stuff you've put out in a year. More bonus material

@Officialmryuck 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is amazing. 👏🥇❤

@blueskyboys9855 4 жыл бұрын

Loves these. Should have left them in the dvd.

@billybogg3602 4 жыл бұрын

thanks for posting

@kellingtonlink956 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. Thanks, Mr. Carr.

@patrickdaveintervalo 4 жыл бұрын

the best jimmy!

@gazpearce3700 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy yr my new favourite comedian mate thank you

@akairborne Жыл бұрын

This is pretty cool to see the behind the scenes. That, and he's funny AF

@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 4 жыл бұрын

Yay New Stuff! The Pia Zadora story was great! She was "manufactured" it's no surprise her career bombed

@angelostampanoni7336 4 жыл бұрын

This man is the god of wit

@outseeker 4 жыл бұрын

ty for the unseen stuff! :D

@abdulazizabdulsalam1566 2 жыл бұрын

Awesome!

@barryabberton1043 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is soooo farken funny.

@domh4201 2 жыл бұрын

Please upload this full show.

@andrewford3093 4 жыл бұрын

First guy looks like a ginger stampylongnose

@chriswakefield9538 4 жыл бұрын

If you watch StampyLongNose, you're too young to be watching Jimmy Carr.

@keenobeast5920 4 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bZ-dl913za2ahYE.html

@andrewford3093 4 жыл бұрын

What you see, is what you get. watched him years ago don’t worry we’ve moved on hahah

@Stampistuta 3 жыл бұрын

That guy must have regretted going to the toilet. 😂

@mercedes3585 4 жыл бұрын

loved the makeup bits! haha

@daverave9483 4 жыл бұрын

That was very good

@dylanpocock703 2 жыл бұрын

I love his laugh

@taylorkersey8707 4 жыл бұрын

7:10 the guy looks so mad 🤣

@walterzamalis4846 4 жыл бұрын

Omg how will this segment turn 20 years old this decade

@genelomas332 4 жыл бұрын

yeah, in like 7 or 8 years.. so a fair way off yet..

@jonnysupreme 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like a Lego man doesn't he? 😂🤦‍♂️

@davidjewell3227 Жыл бұрын

jimmy the great!!

@FRUElimLDRvideos 3 жыл бұрын

Amazing but so oooo true lol

@directedby100 4 жыл бұрын

Major heckle... 😆

@ultrablueberry2420 4 жыл бұрын

Awesome stuff Jimmy keep these Americans busy

@tylerpaulson6689 4 жыл бұрын

We need something to do, for sure.

@misanthropic985 4 жыл бұрын

If you’re bored I can think of a few things to keep ya busy 😉

@jasperpaton9245 3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like stampy when he laughs 😂

@prawtism 4 жыл бұрын

New material (for KZfaq), consider me pogged up!

@juancito88 4 жыл бұрын

Now i want to know the story about his friend Emily!

@srshouse3606 3 жыл бұрын

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@Richard_Jones 3 жыл бұрын

@@srshouse3606 Thankyou on behalf of Juan Manuel Rios.

@XtremeKremaTor Жыл бұрын

Legend

@aubwill1965 3 жыл бұрын

Haha Savage af!

@skateboarder9815 3 жыл бұрын

He had a Munt.. 🤣😂😆

@spectranwolfinfusion 4 жыл бұрын

"Was that a very long word?" 😂😂

@misanthropic985 4 жыл бұрын

That laugh tho

@murph7421 4 жыл бұрын

Get em out.

@RIXRADvidz 4 жыл бұрын

LAUGHS!! genuine from the deep diaphragm HA HA HA laughter, guaranteed when Jimmy Carr is on my screen. Laughs are better medicine than tears, unless your laughter brings you to tears, then THAT'S!!! Some Good Laughs. Jimmy gets you there, too! Thank You Jimmy Carr for having titanium testicles to do stand up all these years.

@michaelb2388 2 жыл бұрын

Origami Dinosaur, lol 😂

@Silhouex 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy looks like a retired Sheriff Woody doll.

@evilthecat13 4 жыл бұрын

ty jimbob :)

@nogrills7351 4 жыл бұрын

The first joke got my like.

@mikej7591 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sirpizo555 4 жыл бұрын

I love Jimmy, 6:43 straight up laughs at the guy who got mad and continues to make fun of him

@kadenelson9507 4 жыл бұрын

I liked the way he said collaborate

@HonorRJacobs 4 жыл бұрын

Please do more quizzes!

@MrBrownnn696 Жыл бұрын

Omg... that WO_MAN PART haha

@rvniam3429 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy: feel free to hackle at any joke Guy in audience: you lost weight Jimmy: you shouldnt be concered about other ppl's looks you look like a microphone. This guy really wants someone to heckle him

@wtw1427 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, well done sherlock

@wideawake2462 3 жыл бұрын

Dude looked ready to cry when he lost his seat for having a bladder like a mouses purse.. 😂

@WhatdidIsayagain 4 жыл бұрын

Origami Dinosaur bout to get some free marketing

@joeking1584 Жыл бұрын

"Is there a growth on my face?" Subtitles just having a wtf moment: "SARA GROPED ON MY FACE"

@pHilL1008 4 жыл бұрын

3:40 guy with the finger in his mouth was thinking about doing some dirty stuff to the lady in the front

@Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming 4 жыл бұрын

origami dinosaur is actually a real band on spotify....

@jamesheath7601 4 жыл бұрын

10:29 lol

@ingoseidinger424 3 жыл бұрын

I lost it at the Anne Frank sequence

@sam9242 4 жыл бұрын

Really? She's in the attic was a George Burns story.

@modsoul1 4 жыл бұрын

It’s been recycled by many people m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rNBhg8-prNqXoYk.html

@stevenmaoudis1419 4 жыл бұрын

He was not happy being moved - he looked so upset :)

@peterhober5681 3 жыл бұрын

Poor girl ending up next to Grumpy. She's trying so hard not to laugh when Jimmy goes at him a bit.

@lordqwertyyes Жыл бұрын

I feel for the man whos seat got stolen :(

@daffaratsmawan584 4 жыл бұрын

poor guy just trying to piss lmaoo

@RathoGaming 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine paying to just lose your seat tho poor guyyy

@the_original_van_d 2 жыл бұрын

“Womb-man” 🤣

@JediBuddhist 4 жыл бұрын

Tanks JC. ! (that's Irish for Thank you) (Our Lord and Saviour) 🙏

@secretaltruism4174 4 жыл бұрын

A few of these jokes don't stand up in 2020, but I still had a good laugh

@kingserbon7 2 жыл бұрын

Jokara brat!!! MVP!!!

@cjboyle1635 3 жыл бұрын

Omg he is the drummer in the band 😂😂

@rabeabutto8808 4 жыл бұрын

The bathroom guy REALLY got tikked off

@jaredwright5644 Жыл бұрын

Don't drink too much at a Jimmy Carr show. Gotcha. 😂

@lemon9.9 4 жыл бұрын

How many times "what makes them tic" was used as outro

@lemon9.9 4 жыл бұрын

@HANA VEJVODOVA wtf you talking about

@randomlistener5405 3 жыл бұрын

He looks like real old Sheldon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SuperMustseetv 4 жыл бұрын

Not Jill Jimmy...lol....naughty!!

@QuanTumm1357 4 жыл бұрын

4:01 ever seen Spies Are Forever?

@ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e 3 жыл бұрын

Munt. My new favourite word

@Vercalos 3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing. I decided to look up Origami Dinosaur almost immediately after the short heckle exchange. I actually like their sound. Their song, "James Brown" slaps.