What it's like to be a woman on the internet

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4 ай бұрын

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Actors: Julie Nolke
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
Production Assistant: Alexa MacKell

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@rj78678 4 ай бұрын

It really speaks to the editing here that I keep forgetting that both characters are played by Julie. The reaction shots while the other character is talking, layering both characters talking over each other, it's seamless! Very well done!

@pluto9000 4 ай бұрын

It's her sister 😅

@SilverAura 4 ай бұрын

The editing and her acting seriously rivals big budget movies, it's wild.

@julienolke 4 ай бұрын

lol that's so sweet of you to say. My editor is incredible

@CraigH999 4 ай бұрын

Don't forget there's still Mirror Julie as well!

@renn-taylor 4 ай бұрын

Right?? I forget in just about all her videos. Especially the "Nancy" ones. I still randomly bust out laughing about those.

@amyt3949 4 ай бұрын

The true crime here is Julies lack of recognition! The accent, the hair, the outfit chefs kiss!

@andyroth619 4 ай бұрын

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@julienolke 4 ай бұрын

honestly I didn't even recognize myself...

@elvoytheroundhead 4 ай бұрын

The finger nails gave it away 😂

@PTRMAN 4 ай бұрын

A little too much WisCAHNson if you ask me.

@CDWCAULDRON 4 ай бұрын

Julie Nolke thank you so much for giving me back my Jump scare when going to my car at night again. I thought i was over it then you post this vary good video. so ya put in for a New Parking spot thank you . and got a new Tazer !

@eruannster 4 ай бұрын

Commented on a Julie Nolke video on KZfaq annnnd... murdered. (Blegh, I'm dead.)

@daymare0 4 ай бұрын

lol yep

@thing_under_the_stairs 4 ай бұрын

You too?!?

@eruannster 4 ай бұрын

@@thing_under_the_stairs I know, such a bummer! (OoOoO typing from beyond the graaaave...)

@pbe6965 4 ай бұрын

@@eruannsterstop trying to fool us, we know you're the murderer, wearing his face and keeping up appearances so we believe he's still alive 🙄

@julienolke 4 ай бұрын

a tale as old a time

@carmillachoate 4 ай бұрын

The fact it didn't cut to Ryan George sitting across the table saddens me deeply

@ParoxyDM 4 ай бұрын

“I’m going to poke you with this fork now, I decided.”

@JDP5127 4 ай бұрын

That was my initial expectation, closely followed by someone who still looked like Julia Nolke.

@SlyPearTree 4 ай бұрын

Are your a great mind? If so then great mind and not great mind think alike.

@ItsJustAisling 4 ай бұрын

Shit I just made a similar comment 😅

@CESWG 4 ай бұрын

@@ParoxyDM so the guy does and back flip, snaps your neck and saves the day.

@blindleader42 4 ай бұрын

As a native of Western Wisconsin, the fully thickened Minnesotan/Wisconsin accent gives me horrifying flashbacks.

@mewintle 4 ай бұрын

There should be a trigger-warning for Upper Midwestern accent.

@ThatGuy-dj3qr 4 ай бұрын

@DiSc2ko1the accent doesn't sound Canadian to me at all. I would say it sounds like an immitation of the Marge Gunderson character in the movie Fargo, who was supposed to be from North Dakota.

@julienolke 4 ай бұрын

heheh

@Green2Red2 4 ай бұрын

@@mewintle OPE!

@blindleader42 4 ай бұрын

@@ThatGuy-dj3qr Yeah, not quite as extreme as Frances, which was almost a caricature. But those flat Wisconsin vowels, really took me back.

@miketaylor5141 4 ай бұрын

Someday SNL will want to be funny again. Julie will write and star in every skit!

@julienolke 4 ай бұрын

awe shanks

@josephwalsh7546 4 ай бұрын

SNL will be funny again when dinosaurs roam North America again.

@GeekusKhaniCAs 4 ай бұрын

@@julienolke Seriously... how have you not yet been invited to do SNL? Mebe you're too good? Or maybe it's just a little bit challenging to be in two places at once, live?

@josharcher8094 4 ай бұрын

She auditioned. They’re idiots. Will come around. Keep making us laugh Julie.

@XanderHarris1023 4 ай бұрын

@@josharcher8094 I'm pretty sure they rejected Jim Carey too. SNL has been rejecting top comedic talent for decades.

@Papinka3900 4 ай бұрын

"Poor Little Debbie" 🤣

@craigmusa2254 4 ай бұрын

I'm dead

@platosbeard3476 4 ай бұрын

Such a downer!

@thing_under_the_stairs 4 ай бұрын

@@craigmusa2254Debbie? Is that you?

@craigmusa2254 4 ай бұрын

@@thing_under_the_stairs can't talk I'm dead

@oliverfalco7060 4 ай бұрын

@@thing_under_the_stairs how's she gonna answer dude? she literally said she's dead

@ozcanison 4 ай бұрын

I was half expecting to see Ryan George sitting there after taking the mask off :D

@cheesecurd100s 4 ай бұрын

I was kind of hoping they'd both turn into Ryan Georges

@cheesecurd100s 4 ай бұрын

Would have been super easy, barely an inconvenience

@julienolke 4 ай бұрын

omg why didn't I think of that

@snabbott 4 ай бұрын

Either that or another Julie.

@xerezcamila 4 ай бұрын

@@julienolkeyou should do that though as a sequel hahahaha

@mikeknowles8017 4 ай бұрын

"Celebrity Scrapbooker" - I was laughing so hard I missed the next few minutes and had to rewind. It...murdered me!

@ashley1299 4 ай бұрын

Everyone please protect this national treasure, from being murdered.

@davidguffey 4 ай бұрын

Small hidden gems. The difference in the amount of wine. Pulling the hands back into the sleeves. “…aaannnddd….” And my fav. “You bet cha bottom”. Coming soon, Julie reports from Area 51 and uncovers the final alien truth about AI created disposable masks.

@hobobrawler 4 ай бұрын

"Celebrity scrap-booker Debbie Gibbons" kills me! "Poor little Debbie!"

@DannyBPlays 4 ай бұрын

As soon as I heard Little Debbie I thought there might be other snack food puns

@julienolke 4 ай бұрын

lol I tried my darnedest

@MasterRahl221 4 ай бұрын

"You need to find a new genre"

@77thTrombone 4 ай бұрын

Story of my life....

@poposterous236 4 ай бұрын

ya better be careful on that internet, ya know, once I left a simple comment on this nice lady's youtube channel, didn't think anything of it. Two weeks later? Murder.

@adx442 4 ай бұрын

As a person who hates ads, that was the most flawless, relevant, and timely segue from content to sponsor I've every seen. Please sell your soul to Hollywood or Netflix so we can see you more often.

@MisterItchy 4 ай бұрын

When you know from the beginning that the entire video is a commercial but you watch it anyway ... that's some good stuff right there! Love your stuff Julie!

@cjc363636 4 ай бұрын

The best commercials are also entertainment.

@dayegilharno4988 4 ай бұрын

:) That's just social commentary on how criminally underrated Julie is...

@DeathnoteBB 4 ай бұрын

I stg every video these days is a stealth ad

@chrisgoodman6058 4 ай бұрын

The chemistry between Julie and, well, Julie is amazing!

@alanarunmavath6005 4 ай бұрын

Hey did you guys hear about that girl Julie Nolke who made pandemic videos? I heard in the Dakota Grimes true crime podcast that she got "MURDERED" by a pigeon.

@elizabeth4053 4 ай бұрын

I heard it was those pesky murder hornets 🐝

@77thTrombone 4 ай бұрын

It was a dove. A murdove.

@elizabeth4053 4 ай бұрын

@@77thTrombone this is what it sounds like when doves cry 🕊️

@sumesh-kumar 4 ай бұрын

I bet that was Ryan George in disguise

@sirloin8745 4 ай бұрын

Surely it would be almost impossible to do that?

@mewintle 4 ай бұрын

It wasn’t?

@demoblaster 4 ай бұрын

Actually @@sirloin8745 , it would have been super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

@snabbott 4 ай бұрын

@@mewintle The correct response is "Actually, it was super easy, barely a inconvenience." 😜

@adityashankarnarayanan 4 ай бұрын

Came for comedy, ended up with a thriller-comedy. Absolute win! 10/10

@noneya3635 4 ай бұрын

PMSL "poor little Debbie" you frackin' genius 💙

@alexanderhay7358 4 ай бұрын

that Wisconsin accent is spot on, you must be Canadian

@architennis 4 ай бұрын

She is.

@123RADIOactive 4 ай бұрын

Love waking up first thing in the morning and noticing there’s a notification for one of Julie’s videos. 🎉❤

@mewintle 4 ай бұрын

OMG, that was fantastic. Welcome back!

@jaclynbracker2921 4 ай бұрын

As a Wisconsinite, I find the character with glasses so dang relatable 😂😂

@susanam.826 4 ай бұрын

This was so good! I'm always looking for the twist, and it didn't disappoint.

@phillyradiogeek 4 ай бұрын

Julie should be on the next season of Fargo!

@mewintle 4 ай бұрын

OMG, can you even imagine?!

@bryanleimbach3939 4 ай бұрын

The slow zoom at 2:35 really added to the intensity. Great work!

@mike9512 4 ай бұрын

I have to wonder if this video was inspired by Julie watching Fargo and thinking I could do something...with that accent.

@amandahakes2226 4 ай бұрын

“I think you need to find a new genre” -Julie Knolke Aaaaaaand My husband every time I tell him every gory detail I listened to that day. 😂

@MB-xe8bb 2 ай бұрын

The timing of the back-and-forth comments is extraordinarily adept and humorous.

@sessasidney 4 ай бұрын

The data thing is kinda funny cause it's like "you want your data erased? Give it to us then!"... Huahauhauahauah

@inscrutianaII 4 ай бұрын

It's a strange thing to try to sell, to be sure. "Erased" from # sites and forums which nobody knew existed as if "erased" is as simple as a window squeegee. That's not how even the legal data brokers work, let alone those beyond borders and the reach of law. There's no magic wand service for this problem.

@sessasidney 4 ай бұрын

@@inscrutianaII It could be interesting to have someone getting 2 or more of these services and trying them at the same time to see the results. Like will they give the same report before the "sweep"? Will they list one another? The post "sweep" will have the same report? Stuff like that... cause TBH this looks a helluva scam to me, at the very least I don't believe on the efficacy as they present it.

@inscrutianaII 4 ай бұрын

@@sessasidney If you've seen one, the report ends up just being a report. This service seems to also offer remediation, which is powerfully disingenuous. Some of these results can't be solved by a no contact registry or the privacy policies of one country versus another vs none. Even for those which are, the law and practical data management differ greatly in that compliance could amount to simply nulling out one linking identifier... until a scheduled process or behavior across the ecosystem puts it right back again a few months later. To suggest to people with near zero knowledge that a thing was solved which is unsolvable is fraud and, frankly, inside baseball.

@totallynotgad 4 ай бұрын

Damn, this video is giving me some great ideas for tinder dates, thankssss juuliee ❤

@iambicpentakill971 4 ай бұрын

"I think you need to find a new genre." Made me lol

@johndododoe1411 4 ай бұрын

These deletion services remind me of the first scam in the movie "The Sting" . Our favorite scammers offer to help a normal looking guy hide his money, but secretly steels it all instead .

@dhoffmann 4 ай бұрын

Accent killed it! Verrry niiice! 😂

@betarayhill4126 4 ай бұрын

This video should go out to everyone. Funny and to the young folk, it should be something to TRULY think about. Great video!!!

@davidkeely43 4 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the old time weekly radio mystery shows where the sponsor’s product was woven into the story. GREAT STUFF!!!

@benlee8436 4 ай бұрын

The audio sting really is a nice touch! This also seems like a good way to end anecdotes any time I forget the point after starting, so thanks! (I mean just saying 'murder.', not pulling my face off and killing them.)

@mikewalker4062 4 ай бұрын

oh Julie this was so funny!!!!! and so true...there is nothing more terrifying than reality. Thanks for another great video.

@interdimensionalsteve8172 4 ай бұрын

You're so good! Love your characters.

@binarydigit0942 4 ай бұрын

Congrats on 1 million subscribers! Much deserved.

@elitettelbach4247 4 ай бұрын

This was legitimately compelling! Very well done!

@eleanorclub 3 ай бұрын

Julie, this skit was so well built -- and funny. Thank you.

@bmouree 4 ай бұрын

Killer Julie: Talks about murder. Sponsor Julie: Sponsored by "Delete Me"

@supertouring22 4 ай бұрын

Hold on - you tell THEM your private data? Right!

@bcreativecarson5973 4 ай бұрын

Celebrity scrap booker! Forget about actress/commedian/writer/KZfaqr - that's the dream job.

@darkdaygirl 4 ай бұрын

😅😅😅 I never saw the twist coming! Too funny!

@jamesguindon9948 4 ай бұрын

This conversation was really well edited. I love that they don't wait for each other to stop speaking before they speak. Felt more natural than most videos. Kudo!

@bekind8246 4 ай бұрын

It's just a delight, every time Julie posts!

@donnahampton3632 4 ай бұрын

This is the most entertaining four minute commercial I may have ever seen on KZfaq.

@timbuktu8069 4 ай бұрын

I love that authentic Canadian accent.

@danieldubei 4 ай бұрын

Can I just say, green looks absolutely fabulous on you! That sweater is perfect!

@feral_shade 2 ай бұрын

Really great writing for the conclusion...such a great plot twist!!! ❤

@sds9904 4 ай бұрын

My neighbor bought a vacuum cleaner, next day, murdered!

@kloassie 4 ай бұрын

I suspect Flirpflorp ... wait ... no, his eyes are black ... unlessssss ... he was wearing the Adstronauts face underneath!! 😱

@philn6052 4 ай бұрын

Love the slurping, so many magic touches in this.

@michaelbinbc 4 ай бұрын

So I'm watching Run The Burbs last week, and your character Sam starts 'counter-twerking', while Camille yells "Tap that! Tap it! Tap it! Tap it! Tap it!". I rewound it like 5 times, I couldn't stop laughing! Did the writers come up with that, or was that your idea? 😁

@julienolke 4 ай бұрын

we improv-d that scene

@michaelbinbc 4 ай бұрын

@@julienolke You guys must have a blast on set. A lot of great chemistry between you. 😁

@hcutter 4 ай бұрын

So Julie, are you channeling your Marge Gunderson of Fargo? Awesome job. Charlie Berens would be proud! Future collab? 🤔

@snabbott 4 ай бұрын

That would be an amazing collab!

@Qaztar44 4 ай бұрын

Not to mention the "you're actually funny" comments

@d.t.4523 4 ай бұрын

This is the funniest channel on the internet. Thank you, keep working!

@mikes5637 4 ай бұрын

Clicked on a new Julie video... murdered.

@newharlemrenaissanceproduc943 4 ай бұрын

I see Julie I CLICK! No qestions asked!!!♥♥♥

@gordonwallin2368 4 ай бұрын

Great, again! Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada.

@RustyKnorr 4 ай бұрын

I hope you make millions doing these, F’ing brilliant.

@ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 ай бұрын

And then DeleteMe proceeds with selling all your personal information and ... murder.

@captainpoppleton 4 ай бұрын

Frankenfurter: I see you shiver with anticip .......... Winconsin Julie: Murdered

@joachimschoder 4 ай бұрын

Now that's an incredibly well matched ad.

@robnee3313 4 ай бұрын

Sure glad I got your info before you signed up! Phew!

@heighRick 4 ай бұрын

Thanks Julie, helps a lot

@ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909 4 ай бұрын

"..not even dead yet" 😂😂😂

@architennis 4 ай бұрын

That was great and went by so fast!

@krylesangerbeaver 4 ай бұрын

My friend of 15 years was butchered by her husband of 7 years after asking him for a separation. Probably about 15 feet from their sleeping kids. Put her in a suit case and called her mom to tell her she was gone, on the moms birthday, also 3 weeks from my friends birthday. It really isn't always easy. Edit: Unrelated to internet, missed that part actually

@OSUBeaver03 4 ай бұрын

Message received…if Julie ever posts a toe pic we know that’s her emergency word!

@dodaexploda 4 ай бұрын

I totally thought the murderer was going to be Ryan.

@depalma13 4 ай бұрын

These identical triplets are really great actors. It's a shame the third one wasn't involved in this sketch.

@myviewsonpolitics 4 ай бұрын

I still say that SNL made a big mistake when they didn't give Julie a contract; even if just as a writer. This stuff is gold.

@SmallFaerie 4 ай бұрын

"I swear on my mother's grave (she's not even dead yet)!" Julie will just throw gold at us like that - like it's nothing 😄

@NaudVanDalen 4 ай бұрын

Boy, that escalated quickly!

@steve_bisset 4 ай бұрын

Whoa you did me a switcheroo. Great video 😅

@AlanDavidDoane 4 ай бұрын

Hope to see your new character in the next season of Fargo, Julie! Fargo: MURDER! coming this fall to F/X!

@smitty7326 4 ай бұрын

If this is an advertisement, sign me up for a full season wow

@stecky87 3 ай бұрын

As a Wisconsin native, the accent amused me. Charlie Berens wold be proud 😆

@lkhvw2042 4 ай бұрын

Omfg the ad read 😂😂😂 💀💀💀

@77thTrombone 4 ай бұрын

_"Celebrity scrapbooker..."_ Little brush strokes make the masterpiece.

@YeOldeTowneCryer 4 ай бұрын

Clever video, made some good points. I adore the oversized sweater they always look so comfortable, soft. I'm amazed women don't wear them more often. I have several, some are merino/acrylic blend, one is merino/silk, a couple are cashmere, all of those are comfortable even in slightly warm weather as they don't feel too warm. I guess it's because they breathe, but how do they keep us warm if they breathe?

@mikep3813 4 ай бұрын

Where do I find these specialty toe websites you speak of?

@mea5720 4 ай бұрын

Ok... yes; best commercial ever 🤣

@srook2 2 ай бұрын

That Upper Midwest accent is on point, as is the vernacular.

@AJ-xm4xc 4 ай бұрын

“why did you tell the story like that!?” 😂

@williamowsley9771 3 ай бұрын

Love your upper Midwestern (Wisconsin?) accent.

@trac-ken 4 ай бұрын

I told my wife she would be the prime suspect if something happens to based on her podcast history. She loves 20/20 and dateline murder stories.

@jennifermurray4387 4 ай бұрын

Saw your travel ad for whale watching, kept thinking there was going to be a joke coming, but sadly lol

@LordTameo 4 ай бұрын

It's gone now. Although there is web archive. Nothing is really gone on the Internet

@bd5289 4 ай бұрын

Celebrity Scrapbooker! LOL

@tocarules 4 ай бұрын

who thought a decapitated toe could be so funny?

@jpunl 4 ай бұрын

OMG....I'm ditching my phone and computer, and I'll never go online again.....(except to watch Julie, of course!)

@stevenlerner5515 4 ай бұрын

I love true crime julie, and i love ur sketches

@danielwitt1793 4 ай бұрын

I swear somehow Julie is molting into Canadian Anne Hatheway with each "serious" character she does.

@WakenerOne 4 ай бұрын

Seriously, that stuff IS out there. I once *_accidentally_* found the personal phone number of a celebrity actress/singer as a clickable link. I was shocked, and tried to navigate away from it, but mistakenly clicked on it. Her answering machine answered, and I hung up immediately. Then I thought "This woman's going to think I'm some creeper if she checks her messages and hears a hangup from halfway across the country." So I called back and left a message explaining what happened and letting her know what site I found her unsecured number on. I felt really uncomfortable about that. Julie draws attention to this issue by making light of it, but it's worth remembering that there's truth behind True Crime Podcast Lady's words. Remember Rebecca Schaeffer - and that was before the Internet was a public thing. And it isn't just women with their info out there waiting to compromise them, either.