"So what type of examination are we doing today doc?" Doctor: "...yes"

TIMESTAMPS 00:00 start of video 29:28 end of video i put so much time into this plz help this get to the top

Him: How are the results, doc? Her: Well, you have skin on your back.

Ahh yes, the medical techniques of the old wipey wipey, pencil tappy tappy and the clickety clack across the back.

Sir after rigorous testing I have concluded that you do indeed have a back

When your teacher walks past you in class and you have to pretend your doing something

Imagine that you're going to have a surgery and when you lay down in bed, the doc says: hi guys welcome to a new asmr.

Patient: "What are you doing rn?" Doc: " tbh I have no idea" *starts touchy touchy-feely feely again*

that moment when you realize the doctor is writing the entire bee movie script on your back instead of doing a normal test

This is basically what I did when I was younger and was playing doctor

When you lie on your resume

Me: "Hi I'm here for my allergy test" Doctor: "Ok I will just need to tap some random household items together on your back and continously wipe your skin" Me: "...sounds about right"

Who else clicked on this trying to fall asleep but ends up reading all the comments 😂😂

Doctor: "I have no idea what I am doing".

when all the doctors graduated online:

2:19 This dudes stomach: *I will now demonstrate a whales mating call*

Im a dog, i can confirm this is how its done

“Let me just brush your back real quick before we start because it seems a bit dusty.”

This man just stayed there for 30 min and looked at a wall like bruh at least let him play like angry birds or something lol

I'm German and I can confirm that this is a video.

I love how even though she is just doing random stuff to his back, everything seems very precise and intentional

the dude isnt even breathing

After careful analysis, we have determined, that this back is the backiest back of all the backs.

Doctor: I have bad news... it’s back. Me: The cancer is back?! Doctor: No.. you have a back.

I’m a doctor, I can confirm this is exactly how it’s supposed to be done

does anyone else hate when its really quiet in a room and your stomach or intestines make noises?? and its embarrassing when its really loud....

- emm....doctor what exactly are you doing? - things

"Unfortunately sir, we will have to remove your back skin. On the brighter side, we will be able to replace your back skin by stretching your butt skin all the way up to your neck. This procedure is called a dermal migration. Also known as a butt skin wedgie." " The downside of this action, is the relocation of your gluteus maximus to the center of your back . We regret to inform you that this will require an unnatural position when performing a bowel movement. Also, you will no longer be able to wipe yourself. We are very sorry sir."

ASMR always reminds me of when I was younger and we used to play pretend. I guess that's why it's so relaxing for me

Allergy test: D: EAT THIS PEANUT! Me:Ok? D: you didnt die, good very good, not allergic to peanuts

Students stay at home for two years due to coronavirus, doctors in 2030:

don't worry she was just writing down the Krusty Krab secret formula down on his back

i love how her hand movements look like shes done that procedure a 1000 times. even though all of it make no sense and serves no purpose.

This guy has been poked, prodded, and measured to such a degree she could probably clone him if she wanted.

2:18 i felt that noise..

05:40 "Morticia..in..danger. Stop. Send help..Stop.."

Next time on: *Asmr Prostate Exam*

2:19 someone is hungry

Doctor: After rigorous tests I have deduced that you indeed have the gay

"Hold still while I use my salad tongs from my lunch to measure your back"

The results are in... He'll be dead within the hour

"Ok and his back is one..two..three pencils long. And I count...four five..eight freckles. Very good. Very important information. Let's see here...oh ok yes right my uh...clampy thing. Just gotta...make sure you have enough skin?" That's all I could imagine through this. Just making up shit as you go but seeming totally professional. XD I loved it

“You can tell this is a back because of the way it is”

He's the boyfriend with more patience that I've never seen.

It's really important that you bang two screwdrivers together and then apply them to your back, or the test won't be accurate

Pretty sure she just cured his back of cancer. Also I’m pretty sure she wrote the equation to cure world hunger on his back as well.

Its so funny where almost 5.7 million people are just staring on someone else's back😂😂😂

Whoever reads her dr notes in the future: Two shoulders, 3 moles and a spine.

Me when my boss asks if I know what I’m doing.

2:18 Someone was hungry

Me wanting to sleep, but instead laughing while reading the comments

Imagine going to the doctor to solve your spine problems and she just starts testing out her new tools she found on ur back and gives you a random diagnosis like “you have strep throat”

When I was seven, I had an allergy test and had to go back to school after with the writing still on my back. It was the talk of the class and I was showing it off, and for the next month, no one went outside for recess. Everyone wanted to play inside with the play doctor kits and do "allergy tests" lol. That's what this reminds me of.

I'm so jealous of that guy! Must be hella tingly

It looks like a vase if you squint enough

your mom : what are waching ME:NOTHING

(Fe)male, hmmmmmm wait, (Fe) = iron Male=man Ironman?

How does he sit that still for half an hour?!

2019: Back asmr 2020: finding out I have cancer asmr

Him: So, is everything okay, Doc? Her: Good news, Sir. You’re alive. - Sorry it took so long to conclude the medical diagnosis. I had to do doctor stuff. Him: Understandable, have a nice day.

Ma man just waited here for like half an hour. What a hero...

@3:08 she starts playing connect the dots lol head me dying in the room

When my anatomy teacher wants me to explain T H E B A C K

Despite the funny comments, this was oddly relaxing. The sounds created are wonderful! Thank you for making this video. That guy must have been asleep through most of it 😉

I wonder if she sits and plans what to do with each item beforehand or if she just improvises as she does it

The comment section is fricking killing me 😂😂😂😂

Him: How’s it going Doctor: Hmmm you got a back

2:33 me pretending that i know what i'm doing on my test when the teacher passes by

2:19 *My stomach in the middle of a test*

While their videos have a lot of triggers I just can't watch to go to sleep bc they do a bunch of shit that makes no sense and I'm just laying here questioning all the fuckery. Lmao like the tapping on a box on someone's back 🤔😂😂

Nobody: This guys stomach: *KROOUWALSWBWJAKKGGGRGR*

6:46 he’s using a flashlight on his back I’m dying

15:48 "let me just assess your back with this hole-puncher here. ..ok reaction seems normal".

If that was my back, there would be major goosebumps like raw chicken skin LOL niceee thank you :)

Every time she uses the caliper in a video, I LIVE for it!! The triggers are AMAZING! 🥰🥺💕

Female : I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it for the money Male : I don't know what she does, but it gives me a free massage

I wonder if she stays in role when writing the notes or just jots down random stuff 😂

At first I thought that stomach growl was me but then when I had to "rewind" a few seconds back I realized it was from the video lol!

When Zoidberg checks for your third heart.

終始何をしてんねんて感じだけどやっぱりいい音、、

I had one of these allergy tests done after I had my first allergic reaction to anything. And it turns out I'm allergic to south american chili peppers. Anyways when they did this test they pricked my back with a bunch of different things and the lady came back in and was like "Um. Wow okay?" and I responded with "Whats wrong?" her reply was "I've never seen this before. You're literally allergic to EVERYTHING. All the pricks have serious reactions to them." I never felt a thing but apparently I'm allergic to every tree known to mankind and all animals? Even though I live near lots of trees and have always had pets????

I never knew a freckle would be so important

I have no idea what any of the things their doing but I feel like it would be the best doctor related experience ever

Him: so doctor do you know the cause of the constant itching? Her: no but I can confirm you have a back Him: ...you serious?

honestly that guy has my dream job

It would be cool if you did a tattoo asmr and just used like an electric razor with a sharpie taped to it.

These comments really be making this video 100x better I just have to say

Well Tim, I’ll tell ya one thing, this is the backiest back I’ve ever seen!

This guy has the best job on the internet..

... it’s deeply concerning that the “patient” didn’t move AT ALL during the video... not even like moving for breathing. I think they are dead.........

I love these types of videos because it reminds me of when I was little and played doctor with friends and cousins. It gives me nostalgia and asmr all in one and I lobe them so much

I can’t be the only one that wants a “alergy test” just to get a back massage

I am always amazed at the quality and detail of her tattoo. One of the best I've seen.

The second she touched my back I would have started laughing uncontrollably lmao... no way could I sit there like this dude.. lmao

Timestamps that made me tingle 5:43 12:02 15:43 23:56 26:23 Have a good day xx

Doctor: "after some testing I have confirmed that the skin on your back is indeed made of skin"

I’ve edited this comment so all of the replies make no sense

I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school

結局色んなASMR観たあとこの動画にかえってきてしまう

She's really interested in those spots