Fighting Off a Bat in Your Hotel Room - Mike Yard - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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Mike Yard recalls a frightening encounter with a bat in his hotel room. (Contains strong language.)
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@phoeberivers1472 3 жыл бұрын

I hope he gets a special soon, this guy is funny af

@Inappropriateradiotv 2 жыл бұрын

Yea I been cackling the whole time he needs a special 😂

@Erin-uz2gf 3 жыл бұрын

'I don't believe in that fake air" hahahaha that's me! I get it

@projektaquarius 3 жыл бұрын

Dude downstairs: "just grab the bat" Me: "I guess the bat lives here now"

@hkbabel 3 жыл бұрын

You and I are spirit animals :-)

@SchopenhauerVsCamus 3 жыл бұрын

I'm Batman!

@hkbabel 3 жыл бұрын

@@SchopenhauerVsCamus :-)

@RabblesTheBinx 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, me too, but more because I love bats and would be thrilled to have one living in my house.

@WouldntULikeToKnow. Жыл бұрын

@@RabblesTheBinx we had one living under our siding on the house. They poop a lot, like, a lot a lot. You don't want that lol

@DGot14U 3 жыл бұрын

"First time this close ... ", let's her nod yes, " ... to a brother?"

@Erin-uz2gf 3 жыл бұрын

he's funny as hell

@Harvester88 3 жыл бұрын

That trap was hilarious.

@BuddaeJohnson 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 😂

@theomgsee8217 2 жыл бұрын

“Where’s the bat?” “He’s in his room” 😂😂

@poot111111 3 жыл бұрын

Why haven't I heard of this guy before? Get him a show already!

@hkbabel 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@HaylonHarroo87 3 жыл бұрын

He was head writer of the short lived Nightly Show on Comedy Central. He could’ve used your white viewership back then when it was still on air

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 3 жыл бұрын

He’s a comedy writer

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 3 жыл бұрын

Van yup white people hated having a brown focused nightly news and commentary show

@hkbabel 3 жыл бұрын

@@HaylonHarroo87 My white self didn't have cable, so could not have viewed :-)

@timbo7873 3 жыл бұрын

Man, I forgot about Mike Yard. He's been at this for a long time. A real pro.

@kingayy9267 11 ай бұрын

I just discovered him. Do you have anything to recommend?

@JevonMusicGroup 3 жыл бұрын

He's like a more energetic Hannibal Burress... Good stuff!

@oRuTRa45 3 жыл бұрын

He's been around way before Hannibal.

@justinamaya1143 3 жыл бұрын

Nuh uh

@VeniceTrojan 3 жыл бұрын

Actually what I was thinking too lol

@oRuTRa45 3 жыл бұрын

Y'all really need to find more Black people to compare other Black people to. 🙄

@Baloo_The_Bear 3 жыл бұрын

@@oRuTRa45 for real

@bonganimthombeni3440 3 жыл бұрын

loved the Nigerian/African accent he did there at the end as an AFRICAN he nailed it and it's true we don't play around with mother nature

@josegurrola9021 3 жыл бұрын

IDGAF if the bat is gay💀

@alamedadanceparty 3 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!

@valencia.mp3997 2 жыл бұрын

😭🤣😭

@corinnecerminaro9753 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao.

@cjh9485 3 жыл бұрын

Damn he’s funny. My dumbass decided to eat while watching this and damn near died chocking on my food while laughing.

@demeraragold4644 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. You good tho?

@Inappropriateradiotv 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@royclinton3368 3 жыл бұрын

" ...real quiet - like! " 😂😂😂😂

@alamedadanceparty 3 жыл бұрын

LOL!!

@futurocomics 3 жыл бұрын

Always good to hear Mike talking about his personal war against heat.

@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын

He’s in his room.

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 3 жыл бұрын

That bat swore he found a nice cool cave

@marysab8865 3 жыл бұрын

lmfao 😂😂😂

@_ray225 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is very funny and yes we Africans don't f with animals.... Where I'm from, dogs are generally considered wild and if I see one I'm running 😂😂😂

@icywater5733 3 жыл бұрын

Australia lmao?

@boog7429 3 жыл бұрын

S K Random Hood, USA

@vergespierre4271 Жыл бұрын

Its called genetic memory, we are( "black" races globally) are the oldest on the globe- we aint playing wit the bull

@En3rgyLee 3 жыл бұрын

Lol oh hell yes, I ride in the car with window cracked and windows partially done. That fresh AC outside air is top notch!

@marysab8865 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jgrant4736 3 жыл бұрын

Gosh, I miss Mike Yard and Larry Wilmore of The Nightly Show. I still LOL when I watch Mike's older posts. I clicked as soon as I saw this post.

@TachirosLament 3 жыл бұрын

they were good, but i always felt like Yard was just better at actually executing the funny part. Wilmore's style came off more like a black Bill Maher, where he spends sooo much more time dealing with the crowd's reaction when a punchline just gets crowd gasps instead of laughter.

@philomelodia 3 жыл бұрын

He does great stuff! I remember one time he had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt for a day or two. It was the one about a Jamaican as an American president. Oh, damn! That was funny!

@stevenfoster9402 3 жыл бұрын

This man had me crying laughing at the bat story 🤣

@demeraragold4644 2 жыл бұрын

Me too and the bit about "dont say oh ooo"

@lyndseymartin3617 3 жыл бұрын

And why is this the 1st time I'm hearing about this guy? He's freaking brilliant. I haven't laughed like this in a long time. He's a genius

@letsworkk5014 3 жыл бұрын

Mike Yard comedy legend

@SANDSCORCHER 2 жыл бұрын

That leopard bit had me in stitches 🤣👍🏻

@mythoughtsonblank5769 2 жыл бұрын

"that's just ridiculous, what you just said!" I fucking died

@ellie-tk4jy 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the best stand-ups (for me) are the best character performers as well. He's so good performing the role of the bat. I am in tears. He and Frantz Casseus need to blow up.

@brett4264 3 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest thing I've ever seen on this channel. Gonna look for more from this guy.

@marysab8865 3 жыл бұрын

lmao same 🤣🤣

@TheAbbeyoftheEveryman 3 жыл бұрын

Just pullin a live bat out on people yelling "Give me your money!" The bat's like "Yo give it to him! He aint fucking around!" This man is hilarious

@moniquehunt4475 3 жыл бұрын

The bat routine is hilarious! 🦇🦇🦇 Yeah, the heat in Texas! TRUTH!😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️💯💯

@shaq_cairo 2 жыл бұрын

I pray this guy makes it big bruh not many comedians make me laugh anymore but yiu're doing it man, fr

@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын

Love the bat’s dialogue!

@ellie-tk4jy 3 жыл бұрын

same. so funny!

@lamedullsville 3 жыл бұрын

ROFL. This is great storytelling. Yep.

@hkbabel 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, hope we see more of him!

@derekvento6067 3 жыл бұрын

The ending was the best! Accent on point too!

@theodorecastro4458 3 жыл бұрын

😂 I been waiting for more of this guy he’s hilarious

@jblank377 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot get enough of him LOL. Sooo funny!!

@stephaniefraney3033 3 жыл бұрын

My new favorite comedian!! He has my support 100% I hope he goes far in his career. He's not only hilarious but SO relatable!! Love you Mike Yard!!! 😍

@Msbuddy08sej 11 ай бұрын

Glad I found him. Really funny. And basically clean. Props. Props.

@bulletkidbones 3 жыл бұрын

That Bat story had me laughing the hardest I've ever laughed in a while. I'm in tears

@onurbsenutna1261 3 жыл бұрын

Love Mike Yard! He's so underrated!

@sechabatheletsane9784 3 жыл бұрын

Geez! Why Mike yard almost never here Comedy Central. Give us another!

@carolyntalbot947 3 жыл бұрын

More, more!

@krakboston4659 3 жыл бұрын

The best comedy is when people are genuinely funny without writtens That Pilar bear jacket was hilarious little jokes like that just tell you about a person

@danderson8431 2 жыл бұрын

As a San Antonio film maker, I can say that I once shot a film outdoors where for 10 days in a row we had triple digit weather. It’s insanely hot, but we’re used to it.

@lehendrogrant6254 Жыл бұрын

Come out to Vegas and film in the middle of summer.

@christianibarra5244 3 жыл бұрын

I lost it with his bat flying impersonation 😂

@hkbabel 3 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant. made my morning :-)

@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын

Selfish! 🤣🦇...leave him alone! He wasn’t hurting you! They eat mosquitoes!

@ameenahsf 3 жыл бұрын

When your from San Antonio and all of this is accurate 😂. I feel famous adjacent just being from here now.

@anthonynorman7545 3 жыл бұрын

All I could think about was Manu Ginobili swatting that bat at the Spurs game

@zilly724 3 жыл бұрын

Same.True.

@user-re4iz9hm9h 3 жыл бұрын

For real!

@AnthonyLopez-xp6sh 3 жыл бұрын

Lol being born and raised from SA I can say his information is accurate af

@aqua1985rius 2 жыл бұрын

This is fantastic! My Mom and I went on vacation in San Antonio when I was in fifth grade. We were enjoying the River Walk and the big bell started chiming and then suddenly the walkways immediately cleared. We couldn’t figure out where everyone was going, (we’re from Detroit btw). Then we were caught in a huge swarm of bats and took off running, much to the entertainment of everyone around us. One of the bats hit the back of my ponytail. Just screaming, running and making fools out of ourselves. Flash forward twenty years later and I was volunteer at a Michigan bat sanctuary and love those flying puppies! Never ever touch one if they get into your space though, that was bad advice. Just call a safe animal control center. 🦇💕

@thebeatnumber 3 жыл бұрын

If the Bat was radioactive and it bit him, he'd become Batman.

@davidk7529 3 жыл бұрын

Or more likely the bat would become Manbat

@jessability4338 3 жыл бұрын

He'd become Batman but Mike ain't got time for that. Trying to save the city ON TOP OF running errands. GTFO :~)

@FarzynoMusic 3 жыл бұрын

Bat-Man

@TheDNAGroup 3 жыл бұрын

Lol. Thank god the weather just broke. Facts. My dad just told me that a cold front is coming through Houston... Bringing the temp down to 91.

@harlemdeni 3 жыл бұрын

He had me at the 01:05 mark. Great set!

@NYJ82Bklyn 2 жыл бұрын

Dude is hilarious!!!

@rockwelaj 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂my window is cracked all the time!

@marysab8865 3 жыл бұрын

You don't sneak up in my window then I make you some coffee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@taylenday 3 жыл бұрын

This dude is crazy good! Gotta look to see if he has a special or something

@wrightcodyj 3 жыл бұрын

Man, Central Texas is full of bats! If I remember correctly Austin has one of the biggest bat populations in the US.

@JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious ! 😂

@t1m3l0rd 3 жыл бұрын

Damn this set was solid gold. Lmao

@Joe7416_ 3 жыл бұрын

That was brilliant. Brilliant. One of the few stand ups that top to bottom, seemed flawless

@Sorendoisalive 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO the fruit bat 😂😂😭

@hughesbalasanga9037 3 жыл бұрын

Netflix needs to give this man a special.

@lehendrogrant6254 Жыл бұрын

Mike Yard is hilarious. "You want plantain"

@MrLeifbob 3 жыл бұрын

Funny as hell man 😂

@Jules_Juliani 3 жыл бұрын

Little did he know, that bat was his spirit animal.

@CabinOnTheWater 3 жыл бұрын

Some of the freshest stuff I have heard in a long time. Bravo! Great job. Rarely do LOL but I did and it was great.

@diggarsa8614 2 жыл бұрын

"real quiet like" 🤣

@xolaninqubezelo3091 3 жыл бұрын

You're literally the funniest dude I've ever heard, oh man!

@mrsang4802 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!! My daughter said she has lived through 120 plus heat so she can’t give him a pass on the 105. 😂😘

@lehendrogrant6254 Жыл бұрын

I agree with ur daughter. 105 ain't nuthn. I live here in Vegas. We averaged 117 for a week last year.

@zhiriacook1790 3 жыл бұрын

As a homegrown San Antonian, 100% accurate lmaooo the hottest summer day can reach 110° 🥴😂💀

@baileymorris4990 3 жыл бұрын

I live in texas and god this is so true

@jalilfreeman-debrow Жыл бұрын

Lol, African man impersonation had me rolling at the wrap up. Great finish. 👍🏾"Man is here in the Serangeti searching for leopard, I live here, I no mess with leopard" 😂🤣😭😭😭💀

@Kendratree 3 жыл бұрын

This had me in tears! 😭

@keonnewilliams9511 3 жыл бұрын

This guy has me Cracking Up.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙

@jaefrmbk2k 3 жыл бұрын

underrated OG. accents on point 🎯

@theintellectual-visionaries 3 жыл бұрын

I’m not a bat grabber 😂😂

@audio_buck 3 жыл бұрын

Wow, this set made my night. Mike Yard.

@firefly3585 3 жыл бұрын

I love this guy

@enixword2637 2 жыл бұрын

I’m African. I got tears in my eyes at the end 😂😂

@SusiiUkraina 2 жыл бұрын

I love him 😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@SlappTaskeN 3 жыл бұрын

This is so great 😁

@elleret 3 жыл бұрын

I lovvvvvve Mike Yard!

@jaredgreen760 2 жыл бұрын

Is the way he explains why he doesn't trust the air conditioner is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard. I legit rewatched it multiple times. And I definitely am going to do it again. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure I've seen every single mike yard clip on youtube. I wish there was more material available.

@angelaonly7983 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, Yardie...so GOOD

@CeeJayB25 3 жыл бұрын

Sooo goood! New fav comedian

@christianbritton1362 Жыл бұрын

So good!

@danponitlong 3 жыл бұрын

MIKE YARD IS GOOD I ALWAYS LIKE LISTENING TO HIM, BECAUSE I LIKE TO LAUGH ALWAYS.

@lfsg1975 3 жыл бұрын

Lol love him

@CTSV6.0-G37 3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂😂 this guy!! funny af

@beekind6267 4 ай бұрын

Love mike yard!!

@Otrebor0707 2 жыл бұрын

Freakin’ hilarious!!

@tassianalee786 3 жыл бұрын

Doing my black duty! Ha 😂

@michaelvaldez7884 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated !!!!!!!

@butwhy... 2 жыл бұрын

When the algorithm presents a Mike Yard bit it’s best to stop and enjoy.

@ylannaturi2773 3 жыл бұрын

This dude is hilarious

@JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 жыл бұрын

Cracking a window with AC sounds like a waste of energy. Love the set though! Laughed so hard!😂🤣 we’ve got bats at my parents cabin. They’re cool! What happened to the bat?!

@eugene1197 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious

@Leconte. 3 жыл бұрын

He's really good

@BreitlingBeats 3 жыл бұрын

this guy is hilarious

@MsSupergenius 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂

@stephendiaz2027 3 жыл бұрын

Very entertaining

@MrBrownnn696 3 жыл бұрын

This guy makes me cry from laughing

@lizabeth003 3 жыл бұрын

Sitting here in southeast Texas it gets above 110 degrees. I’ve sat on a friend’s balcony and there would just be a swarm of bats flying above us. Texas and other southern states ain’t for the weak😂