Crying While Going Down on a Woman - Ethan Simmons-Patterson

Crying While Going Down on a Woman - Ethan Simmons-Patterson - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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3 жыл бұрын

Ethan Simmons-Patterson shares the advice his parents gave him to avoid catching the coronavirus and recalls getting emotional while going down on a woman he was dating. (Contains strong language.)
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@jeancarlosortiz1941 3 жыл бұрын

"Can't smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist" has got to be the Gen Z motto

@stephynuts3924 3 жыл бұрын

Hell yea lol.

@scurus11scurus 3 жыл бұрын

damn, that’s a good point... that’s why i recycle my meth through my urine ♻️

@mikecrooks876 3 жыл бұрын

😙💨 makes the world go round

@nekosaiyajin8529 3 жыл бұрын

It hit close to home

@fionagallagherapologist5968 3 жыл бұрын

u know da vibes 😼

@stuartkuhan 3 жыл бұрын

"sports have been cancelled so men have to just... live with themselves" 😂🤣😆

@polarisgemini52 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh that starting caption you guys put in makes look like stand up is now extinct and this is one the Last stand up ever performed on earth lmao

@ummeiguess 3 жыл бұрын

well that's one perspective 😳😂

@Jajajaja1229 3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo i was thinking the same thing

@DBMe33 3 жыл бұрын

Put a pin in that & lets revisit this in about a year & a half from now. 🤫😉

@allsmiles7106 2 жыл бұрын

@@DBMe33 we back, and we are doing fine. Sorta

@highandmighty37 3 жыл бұрын

"Cant smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist".....He's doing Gods work up there👌🏽 😂

@AudoricArt 3 жыл бұрын

"when did you decide to be trans?" "uh actually I'm not trans I jus don't wanna disappoint mah dad" That punch line got me rolling!

@j.j1916 3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 ironic lines in standup

@spookyfirkser 3 жыл бұрын

*know you were trans

@xestea 3 жыл бұрын

No deadass, trans people have always the gender they want to identify as, it's just that their gender expression didn't fit them due to society's views. Gender expression is the way you present yourself on masculinity or feminity.

@jstdnac4719 3 жыл бұрын

This is the most progressive uplifting hilarious set I've seen in a while who knew I needed a dark skin locd man who admits to crying over womens struggles to make me feel better about the state of the world I'd greatly like to see more

@alpimarzi5501 3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@lilleilei169 3 жыл бұрын

yeah that was unexpectedly wholesome, i appreciate him

@elevatedvibes9769 3 жыл бұрын

Kinggg

@elizahhoward3923 2 жыл бұрын

My hair ain’t locd but I cry over women’s struggles daily, just thought id let you know we out here 😩😢😢😢

@clientele732 2 жыл бұрын

The dark skin thing is off putting...

@Marri76 3 жыл бұрын

Somebody screamed "Urologist" at the screen. This is our safe space...

@christianrapper 3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@darlingmaroo8463 3 жыл бұрын

Yup.

@leaveacommentinSTFU 3 жыл бұрын

Urologists also treat women.

@Mari-gi6wl 3 жыл бұрын

Andrologist

@devinkk 3 жыл бұрын

yep, i was like there is such a doctor ... guys don't go to them unless they absolutely must though. i wonder why...patriarchy probably.

@harrisonroman8264 3 жыл бұрын

Really great set. Cry laughed at the image of him crying while eating.

@t.oliver1681 2 жыл бұрын

I never thought I would see this guy doing comedy. He was a vicious linebacker in high school I played football with him from eighth grade all the way to senior year

@royareyzabal823 2 ай бұрын

What does linebacker mean?

@Nunyabiznessboi 2 ай бұрын

@@royareyzabal823Defensive player in Football.

@undergroundsounds332 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is a star lol. Wish there was more content from him. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. His jokes really resonate.

@meelahmanifestslove 3 жыл бұрын

The cop part had me cracking up “Yeah man I know what you mean” 🤣🤣

@mileslaw 3 жыл бұрын

"can't smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist" lol

@marcusjackson3138 3 жыл бұрын

I really like him he seem like a supportive friend 😂

@jaysmith1685 3 жыл бұрын

thanks to Trojan for providing the mic with a condom

@nunyabiznes5489 3 жыл бұрын

"Thats how you become an ally". Oh lord thats good

@jonanah 3 жыл бұрын

What an original and hilarious set, this man’s comedic intelligence is unreal. Can’t wait to see more of Ethan’s stuff!

@sexiiliexi 3 жыл бұрын

I love how uplifting & positive this set is like it goes against normal stereotyping & is just a good hearted laugh ❣

@mateobanda6808 3 жыл бұрын

He Looks Like College Was Made For Him

@YourMomsNewHusband 3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there 😉

@i8paste 3 жыл бұрын

First time I’ve seen this dude. Very, VERY funny.

@spottedchameleon427 3 жыл бұрын

Kind of reminds me of Pete Davidson in the why he delivers his jokes.

@user-nz6si6md1z 3 жыл бұрын

i was thinking the same exact thing!

@motomax13 3 жыл бұрын

just wrote the same

@deliysseusgaming4377 3 жыл бұрын

Bro, I was tryna figure out who he reminded me of!! Thank you 😂

@frogsareprettyneato2588 3 жыл бұрын

The crying bit was so wholesome and this man deserves to be protected by all costs

@nyzamilligan8801 3 жыл бұрын

“Now blink real fast “😂😂😂

@saleenz9643 Жыл бұрын

One of the most enjoyable, uplifting, insightful, and down to earth sets in a hot minute!

@irfanumar 3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't quite sure how he was gonna live up to the intro but he went above and beyond it!

@phillippatrick1295 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve sincerely never seen myself in a comedian more than I do with this guy. He’s hilarious 😂 and beyond relatable.

@Winksmusic 3 жыл бұрын

"yeah he's still robbin' people, but now...he knows why."

@zachandevellaguichard1982 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely the best comedian that I've seen on this stage. Very thoughtful, innovative, and hilarious. 10/10

@dopeboi13yearsago9 3 жыл бұрын

"can't smoke crack in a world that don't exist" *oregon's new motto.*

@CordaroBlu 3 жыл бұрын

"Haha gotta hit his marks."

@mattmahler8450 3 жыл бұрын

Nice set. Natural smooth hilarious chill delivery and brave topics. Hope to see more and bigger things! 🤙

@kerch-e 3 жыл бұрын

My first time seeing this man. I can't wait for more.

@MeganTiffany123 3 жыл бұрын

I want more from this dude!! Funny but also positive what more u need

@g8eo3 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like this dude is the vanguard of a new style of comedy as far as content is concerned. I really liked his style and demeanor. Keep it up, bro!

@Viper-py4pg 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the microphone has a mask/hair net thing on 😂 Ethan is cool as hell 😎

@astrosamurai789 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is pretty funny I hope to see more of him

@NoFairiesAllowed 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the good ones Comedy Central

@ExcieMusic 3 жыл бұрын

This is great, I want some more Ethan asap

@ampgamer7941 3 жыл бұрын

For some reason the side line "why you drinking Gatorade" made me laugh the hardest

@rmonjefferson4640 3 жыл бұрын

the cop joke is gold! lmao

@Totaleclipseoftheheart222 3 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious 😂 First time hearing Ethan

@PeachySenpai211 3 жыл бұрын

Genuinely funny. We need more comedians like this.

@worldcitizen3371 3 жыл бұрын

Wholesome, quality content. Thank you. Im actually going to try to find more of this guy's sets.

@carolynr1009 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gawd this guy is hilarious! So glad I clicked on this! I hope to see a lot more of him! Great set dude!

@ocmoney3449 3 жыл бұрын

That last joke had me dying even after the video went off, got my own sandwich 🥪 🤣

@hkfauks8712 3 жыл бұрын

I LIKE THIS GUY💯 MORE OF HIM PLEASE

@ummeiguess 3 жыл бұрын

🤯😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤔🥴😜 took me through everything LOL *can't smoke crack in a world that don't exist*

@indigoriviera 3 жыл бұрын

Was chuckling throughout the whole set 😂

@robaskins5916 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for putting this out you had me dying the whole time, I could totally see you selling out arenas brother 💯🤣😭

@a.t.hustle1583 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't even call any fouls, they deserve it" 😂😂

@Kei-Kei 3 жыл бұрын

God have mercy on the world, the men are working through their issues with gunplay! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Galaticboyyounggee 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 that wasn’t men words that was for the rainbow fellas

@astrogirlmp3 2 жыл бұрын

The wayyy I love everything about him lmao he's got such a good energy and he's genuinely funny, pls post him more

@michaelflinch4976 3 жыл бұрын

This dude is fresh funny and fearless! Big up! 😁

@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын

So surprisingly wonderful. Thought from the title it might be disrespectful to women but was wonderful and great content.

@SwimsWithWhales31 3 жыл бұрын

This was great! Looking forward to seeing more from him!

@astrochild1575 3 жыл бұрын

The cop bit was hilarious man this was good and wholesome

@TheCaptainCrocs 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite sets in a long time

@Brizzly 3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad y'all posted this. Hilarious 😂

@Antonella-em3je 3 жыл бұрын

so cool and warming at the same time, thank you

@xombiekat13 3 жыл бұрын

That was great. Can't wait to see more of this dude.

@Dragunov3912 3 жыл бұрын

Urban Progressive Social Critiques and Observations. The future of comedy is bright once the pandemic is over

@MattsMetalMusic 3 жыл бұрын

I try to watch every stand up channel. I try to watch every video. Haha. This guy has some talent! I'm fucking crying.

@K-wq5zl 3 жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard from standup in at least a year. The doctor part kills me

@angelahamlett8249 3 жыл бұрын

Crying in the Yoni. I never heard that before. lol...

@kimmyball4961 3 жыл бұрын

Never heard " Yoni " !! Lol

@j.r09160 3 жыл бұрын

Also never heard yoni 🤦🏿‍♂️ I like it

@YourMomsNewHusband 3 жыл бұрын

That’s the ancient word for poom-poom

@yionlo 3 жыл бұрын

haven't had a good one like this in a while!!

@carolyntalbot947 3 жыл бұрын

"...and that's how you become an ally." 😂👍

@veganbackpacking-8559 3 жыл бұрын

Love how this guy is such a modern man! Great example for many, especially those still dwelling in old-fashioned toxic masculinity, mostly hurting themselves ánd the people around them. Respect Ethan! (y)

@chreezy24 3 жыл бұрын

This is a good, productive gun fight 🤣

@queenkatt3066 3 жыл бұрын

he has the best energy

@christaarmstead1975 3 жыл бұрын

He killed it very dope i was laughing whole time

@attack0nmem0ry 3 жыл бұрын

Shout out to Comedy Cellar: Hope to enjoy the live shows (& future videos) again soon!

@udiclays 3 жыл бұрын

He said "Thats how you become an ally" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@jamie-kh7zy 3 жыл бұрын

one of my new fav comics I love this man

@anthonynorman7545 3 жыл бұрын

And that's how you become an ally! 😂

@Marx1684 3 ай бұрын

Searching for your material now. You got the juice bruh.

@Undenyablysuave 3 жыл бұрын

Dope set. Let’s see more of this guy.

@artpadlife8 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is great. He had me cracking up

@cecilycook5592 3 жыл бұрын

Get a lot of "Pete Davidson" vibes lol love it

@wolfie9229 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is good! i love how he brought good humour to many social efforts

@allxmike8202 3 жыл бұрын

That high 5 lol perfect

@rn1364 3 жыл бұрын

This was so good!

@kaydeeaguilar8063 3 жыл бұрын

I loved it thank you

@jamesledesma2815 3 жыл бұрын

one of my new favorite comedians

@hanninhahfp 3 жыл бұрын

really enjoyed this! this dude is great

@IPuGBTT 3 жыл бұрын

I lol’d hard at the sandwiches bit

@10dragonangel 3 жыл бұрын

This was amazing!

@lukeb9282 Жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious 😂 hope he continues!

@aatiti2011 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 great set. Really funny!

@baldbeardcombo 3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo "i got daddy issues bow bow"

@j.r09160 3 жыл бұрын

Not sure if anyone else caught this... But if my "foot doctor" called me a "cat daddy" ... I'm out

@ieatemcees 3 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣🤣🤣

@rhonnythetypicalwhiteboy 3 жыл бұрын

"this the end times you just need to know everything" lmao

@grizzlyblue486 3 жыл бұрын

One of the best sets

@NewAgeSlaves 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is impressive going in I didnt know what to expect but he kept my attention and I was entertained peace to him hope he keeps growing it's not easy being up there