Same I was like “this is a joke right? It has to be😂”

Yea most things in the Philippines are a joke especially its people. I can barely look at my own family without feeling disappointed

@@scrublord9505?

​​@@scrublord9505That's what your mom says every day about you.

​@@scrublord9505😂😂

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Gelatin has something in it that helps us absorb more water in a way it hydrates us better.

Yeah I was going to say I always see it with nata and also like many many flavors and always need more cuz the vendors give me tiny glasses haha 😂

I thought hot people drink hot noodle soup And hot tea there

​@@bellascythe9594we always use to drink coffee too during 12:00 noon. But we don't drink coffee outside, seems it's our tradition to drink coffee in summer days but it's weird to drink coffee outside.

Yeah, thats not water anymore...lol

​@@jackherer449it's still water wdym ⁉️⁉️

@@jackherer449ice is water ;)

​@jackherer449 the Gelatin is still part water my dude.

@@jackherer449 pretty sure the joke is that jelly and crispy are basically opposites

if you think thats bad watch the sand cutting videos

@@Jack-px8lfnah that shits SATISFYING. The crunch 😩

😂😂😂😂

nah you’d just drink water until this is ready or typically this would already be prepared and ready to go also in places street vendors sell this

What? 😂 "Ey lemme get some beer" "Sure, in a couple of weeks"

And 100 bucks ( i forgot what the currency is )

@@beatnik6806 don't let him find out about aged whiskey

Plus it's banana flavored. Fuuuuck that

It's sugar water...

@@lonyo5377ridiculous might as well drink raspberry iced tea wtf

⁠@@thedon2673what if you don't want that

Thats something a grandma would never do. A better thing to say is that your mom is convincing you

@@pixelzebra8440 No definitely grandma, who grew up during WW2 in Germany and ice was something rare that you usually only found at birthday parties. She sees ice in water as a true treat, assumed the same of her children/grandchildren.

😮😂

And the best comment award goes to.......😂

Dont forget Cardi B

Nah drakes house or diddy more like

Or Diddy and

No. Not a fan of coconut so see yourself out lmfao

​@@Byaah191nah, bring him back, i love coconut

god tier alternative for gelatin

Keep it in mind that gelatin is from animal. Southeast asian malays usually use agar agar. From seaweed because it's plenty there. Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Brunei. Agar agar is their usual thing. Not gelatin. Usually....

​@@Byaah191 lmfaoo who tf are you

This is the poor mans ice cubes when you cant afford a freezer, thats what this is

I live under a rock, so had to Google all of these things 😂

@@Pwnners he put ice in, its more expensive than ice cubes and water

They both sound like ungutabi! Which is nothing like them because I just made it up.

@@coldschooI So based 😎 gettem bro

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@@Cryptic_Diver what the fuck

​@Cryptic_Diver is this a bot?

@@cuminthesink Im more concerned by your name

@@Cryptic_Diver i like it

bro it’s water with some gelatin it’s almost like boba do you not like boba? and you wouldn’t randomly be drinking this someone wouldn’t give it to you and you not know what it is lol

God forbid you face any hardship in your life 😂 Poor baby

Wow, you two can't even take a joke that wasn't meant to offend you.

​@Jonathan-rw8uw OP needs to work on their material. People who try to make a joke that doesn't land don't need you to baby them, they just need more practice

@@alearnedmanlanded for me tbh. It’s a common joke format that seems to work lol, considering that over 70 people approved of it.

Yeah yuck I noticed

Yes, and oversweetened things

Yeah but.. sugar in plain water?

@@noahsylvester1754yeah i sure love my deep fried dog with my crispy ass water

​@@BaldCoryxKenshinfan not plain water, it has banana extract. Akin to adding citrus juice or shaved melon to water.

There are extracts and essences of all sorts of things. Almond, lemon. Rosewater come to mind. But there's many more.

@@DefendTheStar Good point

Fr💯

Having their own version of vanilla extract sounds amazing...why 😂?

​@@tavarespeoples3540So food doesn't taste generic... Duh 😂

Haha I would agree. It’s they like a bunch of nasty ass shit that has to be said twice cuz it’s twice as bad. Like pag pag or a fish that’s eaten only after it’s got maggots…

​@@justanotherfan6hd280What part of the Philippines are you talking about lol? You better know what you're talking about before you shit talk my country

​@@justanotherfan6hd280filipinos have nice tasting food and drinks.. those pagpag you are talking about are chicken left overs from restaurants which are very few, only super poor filipino cooked ( keep in your mind that not all Filipino eat those food only few people whose very poor) they cook it three times before serving it again. first they will wash those chicken then boil it to clean bacteria then deep fried it after that they will cook it again with sauce so its cleaner than you moms cooking and those food your talking about with maggots i never heard of it ive never see a filipino eating food with maggots. maybe if its real maybe only from tribes or in remote province because you can never see food with maggots in the city. maybe its like cheese from Europe it become tastier with maggots but every country have their own delicacy. you better not insult filipinos. they are clean people. their food are prepared clean and they take a bath every day unlike other countries.

@richardnemeth5911 its funny how you insult filipinos when you yourself dont even know how to cook edible food.

​​@@justanotherfan6hd280 pagpag is food that poor families cook and eat in most poor areas. It's not a staple. Comment tried to have an oomph factor but failed.

Thank you for summarizing the video.

@@idocare6538 none of this was summarization. It was new information about the topic

Yes water with sugar dissolved looks just like clear water 😂

​@@zarthur2752with a dash of artificial banana flavor Mr. Squidward, sounds the absolute opposite of refreshing.

We’ve had this in America for as long as I can remember. We call it jello, and we don’t mix it into ice water. 😂😂😂

I want to try the Brazilian lime drink You blend the limes (skin and all) with condensed milk, water and ice. It’s supposed to be so refreshing and it looks amazing.

Not a drink, but it's similar to this 🥹. I recommend coffee jelly and/or buko pandan! Its like this but it's creamier and flavored lol

@@Natasha___. I personally didn't like the brazillian lime drink, pretty bitter

Definitely try meeting people across the world :)

Do you remember the name of that strawberry drink? That sounds good

Honestly, the fact that they used a Chinese labeled brand for seasoning/flavouring is probably one of the most Filipino things about this 😂.

@@humourlessjester3584 Haha fair.

"made in new Zealand"

The post is lame and ignorant who if ur having crispy gelatine then I think its gone bad and if ur having gelatine in ur water I think you’ve gone bad.

​@@justanotherfan6hd280It's literally street food for people who aren't as fortunate as you. It's mostly sold in slums and called "street food." If you can't respect foreign food, then don't expect respect to be handed out to you too lol

This looks like shit, this is piss compared to Lemonade and or cucumber water.

They have pre microwaved water for your convenience. Sometimes even using macrowaves.

you can always make clear ice if thats the problem

you still can see the ice. the selling point was the clear gulaman. when she sells it she doesn't scoop the ice, just the gulaman and the juice which looks so flushed in the bag.

Sounds like a good way to choke on water

Pork banana water. Mmmmh.

​@@lebowski3748pork? Where does the pork came from?

what are you talking about? who is this "people" who needs to chill out, can't find them

Who are the people who needs to chill out. Maybe its you

​@@gedgenil9246you and @pcpudfm needs to learn to how scrolling down the comments works.

Yeah man....

@@cherryboomboom6707 yeah it doesn't exist, the imaginary argument went crazy with this one fr

Just like Jell-O 😂

​@@terrafletcher1930In muricah, when Ur parents cant pay the mortgage, they just feed you gelatin and call it a day. Thats funnny

Water only? Didn't you hear dude listing like 7 ingredients?

@@Pwnners Mostly see it in school lunches. Peanut butter crackers, Kool aid and ramen are more common. It was really big in the 1940s-50s because it preserved and extended the amount of food they had.

@@terrafletcher1930 Yup it fills your belly for 1-2 hours, thats smart. And dry wall (ramen) is a worldwide thing, even i sometimes have to ingest these chinese dry wall packs.

be careful. the wrong banana essence will taste horrible.

Banana milk was surprisingly good and I don’t care for bananas much.

May you never have anything else

Booooorrrrring.

Ah yes Diarrhea

I had to make thickened root beer all the time for one of my assisted living residents. That shit is so gross lol

I know it as “Thick It”, but I guess it has many names depending on where you are?

lol "Dad does know what it is"

its literally sugar water....bro it takes away the point of drinking water. you might as well have a soda

​@@noirekuroraigami2270 Soda have 5x more sugar lol

Yes, drinking pig snouts, skin, spines, knuckles and marrows, with sugar and water is the way to start your morning routines.

@@whengrapespop5728did… did you have f u n typing this comment?

​@@whengrapespop5728When were there pig snouts and that other stuff you said lol? Stay ignorant lol, we don't disrespect your foreign food, so don't disrespect ours

And since we paid the water, we don't have power, so the ice melted. Dinners ready

Huh?

So water looks good.

I'd just fucking drink water at this point

Then what happened to this snot water then. This looks horrible

​@@travisyarbrough4033Snot water? You're so disrespectful to my country and it's food lol. There was no snot or any of the bs you're yapping about. You can cry and eat your bland mashed potatoes 😂

Give it a Try, I will jump in a random person pool if you dont like it. Same like pineapple with salt

Thats a weird thing to say tbh ​@@LocalTofuSeller

@@user-cd9bm1bo5t Eh, not really.

It's not that great.

Some recipe use brown sugar or vanilla essence or both

You are so desperate to make it seem like that joke of a drink is Cultural or is at leasr traditional. People need write an essay about a drink cslled Magic Water, which was geared towards vloggers, who flood the streets of Manila in search for something exotic or cultural.

​​@@eduardochavacano Exactly. Magic Water is a sad symptom of the economy - - that people are too poor to buy proper ingredients to sago't gulaman. I say just freaking help out Aling Bebe buy her ingredients. Magic water is just sad.

Sir, you're referring to a different kind of palamig. Magic water is different from Sago't Gulaman (aka just Gulaman). As you can see, Magic Water is called as it is because of its appearance which looks like an ordinary iced water. Gulaman on the other hand has a darker color that's typically has sago and/or gulaman.

​@chanmaran5107 so we call it fancy when a French made an onion soup when it's basically just an cheap and quick soup but when we made like this, it's " a symptoms of economy " and " just sad ". Have you study culinary history or any history at all???

@@chanmaran5107 Most cuisine is a sad symptom of the economy. If the economy was always good, every country would only be eating steak with salt everyday, no other dishes.

u dont js swallow the jello, u chew it when its in ur mouth like boba

The same way you can drink water with ice, you can drink water with jello. You eat the jello, not swallow it with the water.

@@NomadicIslanders ya. I got that. Just the thought of some slimy piece of jello in my drink is enough to gag me. Like spoiled milk or some other nasty thing with chunks in it🤮🤮

​@@Just-wondering301I get what you mean. Jello is slimy. I myself don't like western jello brands because of this. the gelatin that's normally used for this drink though isn't. it's chewy and more solid unlike the jello packets/candies you get in stores. it's closer to the texture for boba/pearls.

@@AiSyYoo again I got it, it’s chewy. That doesn’t make it better, it’s just the skin when you don’t stir jello enough. And it’s still slimy af stop it. Just face it man your not talking me or most of the people in here to try this barf induction beverage unless we’re trying to induce vommiting

Lmao kinda it is I’ve never see this one though in Bacolod

While we do have palamig here, this is not palamig or atleast the one I know and love.

It is. We just don't make it clear like this 😂 we drop a few red or green food dye and use brown sugar.

Except it is. It just doesn't look like the one featured here since palamig or sago't gulaman usually uses brown sugar for the drink itself and the gelatin is usually colored. I've also never heard of it being called "magic water", so I guess it's a marketing for tourists thing.

Right lol I've never in my entire life heard of this magic water drink.

genuinely sounds like something Soldier would do

Eh, at least we can buy purified water for drinking at 45¢ per 5 gallons.

u dont js swallow the jello, u chew it when its in ur mouth like boba

@@weewam2530that sounds even worse

@@Kidnamedfinger-its actually pretty good depending on flavour

This is like thick water tho, so not really

Inferior genes on display

Normally these drinks use vegan jellies and have added benefits like electrolytes and vitamins. The gel makes it easier to hydrate.

r/woooshhh

​@@cyber_gamesyo2244 that's for missed jokes. There was no joke made. This isn't water.

@@TheMilkMan8008 it's just called magic water ik it's not water it's just CALLED magic water

a closer filipino equivalent of hwachae would be chololot i think? it's a mixture of fruits (like banana and apple), condensed and evaporated milk, and ice.

@@matcha_mochi Oh that's so cool, I wonder if one of them is based off of each other