IT JUST WORKS

Tru dat

Remember that one time they explains how can birds breaths underwater during a climatic fight.

BehindTheScenes second rule of jojo:apply any other law of physics for the bizarre abilities

Another rule, all/most dogs die

Araki aging? Don't make me laugh

so useless

Or remember

araki forgot to age

B-BAKANA

only THAT?? the hayato bath scene was definitely worse

@@ln6373 you definitely forgot that it's called 'bizarre adventure' for a reason, every episodes have weird stuff

@Godded Modded nah that's normal

@[LN] I totally agree sadly ;-;

Don't forget joseph perving on his own mom

*TEQUILA JOSEPH*

Giorno started healing mista on the floor so why is it when he needs to remove mista's clothes mista is on the bench?

@@gkid64 and thats the only time in the series he needs to remove someone's clothing to heal them.. Sus 🤨🤨

"Yeah sit on my face Lucy, harder!"

@@sparklee5044 he wants that d 🥵

Ikr

If he did hes never getting out of it again....trust me I'd know

Shaggy when r u gonna beat the fuck out of dio

He probably stole this from another youtuber

Same

MatPat: "I can't weird people out with a picture of me getting licked for the entire outro of my video without getting closer."

Fans: Then come as close as you like

"...Well come as close as you like..."

I love this thread...

I can’t clickbait the shit out of you without making more theories

U forget his thought are shown

I actually do want to know that.

Yes

Yes

It's easy

It's his hair not a hat. It regrows when he gets a haircut

No, I'M Dirty Dan!

ZA WARUDO! TOKI WA TOMARE! Now you can't move. The rule is too never fight against the god of theorem. Else... *The World spawns next to me* The World: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA... MUDAAA! And time shall move once more...

Scary monster!!! Dino aids

@@mister_revoluti0nary Reading this gave me severe palpatations

@@matt391 *edgy is my 19th name*

True, stop telling the world my job

it should be we're

king nub plays *ZA WARUDO

@@punonn6792 r/woosh

Because is BIRZZARE!!!!

It doesn’t state that so its not cannon

now that I think of it, you're right

false, brunos inter monologue states otherwise

Shut up, Giorno

Kono Giorno Giovanna ni wa Yume ga Aru

You are the gayest jojo

Lan Ru Rewind to when you got fisted by Diavolo 😂

Giorno why did you not call our foundation?

Beautiful. It's exactly 13 just like in EOSD English Patch. A Touhou reference in Jojo video that is a video reference. DI MOLTO

4. ;) (mista screaming in the background)

Stop, that what I, dio says

@@Joe-km5ou Why do you wear a mask, I thought vampires don't breath? OH, GET IT, SO GIORNO DOES IT Knew you were a good dad :)

420.

His inner monologue says it works.

Bruh "teary eyed luca" 💀💀💀

@@diobrando8217 I'm sorry but it sounds more correct then leaky eyed and I don't care if it wrong

@@guyknack Bro leaky eye luca is the original name Araki created for the manga

@@diobrando8217 I know but I don't care. It makes more sense with the reference, he didn't write it in English and it would be make sense that the mafia isn't nice and laugh about him

This is.........Requiem.

@@Zennderr you will never reach monetization

@@petarmitkov1056 Of course

KZfaqrs: retired

@@Zennderr of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course

I know right? Cringed every time he did a jojo reference

Number 16 Bus shelter that’s kinda cringe bro ... bro bro that’s kinda cringe

Explain me​ how​ u​ hack​ peeps​ when​ they​ blink

The irony being that jojos is older than most of the current fan base

Alexis Melgoza real ogs since the 1980s

Oh God, I misread that as tequila Joshu. I did not want that mental image.

@@MK-dr7dx no think about it

God tequila Joseph makes me furiously aroused

@@MK-dr7dx I'm terrified

Thanks a lot dude I now can’t sleep

So true, he’s so out of touch with jjba that it’s laughable

didn't know you had to be a jojo expert to talk about sweat, but alright.

FancyThePShyco tis the idea of making a theory video about something that you don’t seem to know much about. Sweat is a very minor part of the big idea when you consider what he’s applying it to and the way he speaks about it

Go ahead and prove he didn't watch it, buddy. Cynical bastards everywhere.

You know why I'm here

I immediately got the reference lol

MatPat: Jojo’s Bi- Jojo’s fans: *I WISH I HAD B I T E S Z A D U S T O SO I COULD STOP THIS VIDEO FROM BEING UPLOADED*

*RETURN TO ZERO PLEASE GIORNO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD*

Matpat:(makes a jojo theory) Jojo fans:ROALLA RODA DA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

MatPat: Jojo's Bi- Jojo's fans: 3 pages of Ora, a Dora rush, 7 pages of Muda

Jojo fans: Your theories on JoJo are: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAAAAAAAAA

Ah yes. Avdol’s and Joseph’s “male bonding”.

Bruh

I'm right here

@@Josephjoestar-ov6je Your next line is "What?! Another me?!"

@@medic9092 God damnit d4c

fr

I can do that as well, theres nothing to theorise about. I was shocked that not everybody could do it

Every major fangirl of part 8 josuke: YESYES YES YES!!

WAT DA FUQ

@@drew0905tim Fangirl here, can confirm I sobbed

@@CrizizUnderLord There's actually a good reason for it

@@imanuelpeter8897 I mean its two people in one

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Lmfao so true

...

@@mihaiioc.3809 ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

Spelled “Saiki” wrong boi

Dammit I laughed at this. Heres my like

STICKY FINGERS

**clapping noises** **Clapping noises**

I mean I know what you're getting at, but in this case that could mean just about anything.

😂😂😂😂😂

Remember that one loli that followed Jotaro around for a little bit

@@thecheg1781 we don't talk about her

dweeb yes instead let’s talk about that sexy hunk of meat SpeedWagon

Mind if I come in add a few more items to your list?

Don't forget the girl that was almost raped by an orangutan.

Stand Users are still considered "psychic" though.

Everytime i close my eyes

Yoshikage Кira i wake up feeling so handy

@@milkncoffee04 It's... it's not "handy".

@@Interestking To Kira it is

Wake up feeling so ho(oooo)rny

Lmafo

@@kars3593 I loved your 2006 movie

@@murt. Thank you

Everyone loves Bruno

@@giornogiovanna8486 this is also true.

*Kono Dio Da! Am I right bois?.... *He... He...*

I mean, basically, I still find "It was I, Dio!" Memes funny when they are well done

@@Coolz_Pickle and they weren't too well done here

No Kono Dio Da meme is funny even when well done. The meme should share the fate of Kars. And that JoJo reference meme... that meme should share the same fate as Diavolo

@@cocojambooverheaven1623 But then the JoJo reference meme would never die as it would be reviving forever.

Cithara MatPat should make a theory on If it's possible for stands to be real.

@@bigmaxethanschannel1428 I mean, I haven't done any research and can tell you for certain stands are not possible, atleast not in the way JoJo displays them. And even if you could see them (which if you did start seeing stands I'd go see a doctor while you're at it), they wouldn't be able to interact with other people. The closest you're gonna get to a stand IRL is just telling your older brother to beat up your bully

A hamon theory would make more sense

@@CasternKnight Your brother would just say MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

a hamon theory or a stone mask theory

NaClO lol seriously

I don't mind this

I highly dislike him using part 4 opening as well

@@braincellvl.0 t.Mista

It's whatever tbh

@@RNoctowl well to be fair, the other three left him out as well.

@@hibob1321 That's cause Santana was the youngest and weakest. I believe he came along thanks to Wamuu.

Didn't Esidisi or Kars said something along the lines of ''Santana was retarded'' ?

@@azu7129 they describe him like a guard dog during their first encounter with joseph i think.

@@azu7129 they still look good

muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda

Josuke? I get Joseph and jotaro but I don't remember josuke

Like from anywhere besides part 4

@@phoenixanimationz It's from the manga

@@vickiem1549 in which part?

@@phoenixanimationz Part 8

Wait that my line

Wait that was line

Wait that was my line.

Wait that was my line

Wait that was my line

GOLDEN SHOWER

@@cipherrae5643 Honestly I'd pay for a golden shower from Giorno

@@cipherrae5643 GOLDEN SIP

@Lelouch vi Britannia What about it

Giorno gives Mista a Golden Experience

Fans: Oh? You're approaching us?

Fans: YOU HAVE GENUINELY ANGERED ME!

Viet Tran ikr it’s literally called a metaphysical thingy by avdol.

It’s more of a spiritual thing than psychic.

It's an evil spirit

whydoiexist and phantom blood and Battle tendency shared the same season

So that would still actually make it season 5

I mean he did say “most recent season” so he’s not really wrong.

And parts 1&2 are in the same s e a s o n.

still season 5 part 1&2 = season 1 part 3 = season 2 part 3 season 2 = season 3? part 4 = season 4 part 5 = season 5 still works

Speedwagon best girl

@@haydenknurck8313 speedwagon is best god

AFRAID?!?! WHY NOT SURPRISE OR EXITING (i get the meme but why not get a twist)

Lmaooo kzfaq.info/love/pWQmY5QQD5GijaHny44bCg

When i got a notification saying taste ____ liar I was like "Wait no it cant be what Im thinking right? Theres just no way it would actually happen RIGHT?" And so I was there about to look at the subscription tab and it was there I just couldn't believe it I was so exited I started waving my arms in air and then bashed my HANDO into the wall it was a Gureto Experience

*laughs in Avdol and Joseph getting stuck*

accurate

Yea true :D

@Ranger Danger h o l d U p

@Bilbosere neither does Brock

ZAWAURDO-dio

the mystery remains unsolved

Its just that is hat is torn we can see it when someone make it fall

It's actually a hat-wig, a strange guy told me

@@jimyh7219 actually jotaro is bald

his hat IS APART OF HIS HAIR

*This is Ora Ora time*

Logic: Nope nevermind. *turns 180 around.

I can't binge the shit out of you without getting closer.

SerenGetter And literally the very beginning of Stone Ocean.

And Polnareff is running naked around a house

*cough* Kakyoin and Okuyasu *cough* *cough* EGG *cough*

Giorno gave Mista his "Golden Experience"

And Ponariff get turned into a baby and brings his we we out

Stop doing that

@@gibbous_silver 😂😅

👅 🍒

@@zzzdee1980 no

@MelowKitty No. It's MILF HUNTER Kakyoin. MILF HUNTER is his title.

Ok

@@axiomaticzee Ok)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ik it's late but... *insert it's a bizarre adventure text*

Does it really matter plus mabye he just wanted to 😑

@@Super2Rat whats wrong with him saying that

Has he not listened to Part 5’s end credit music?

Golden Experience*

@@alexplayer77 *Gold Experience

Or Joseph and Avdol's 'magnetic force'

Dear lord smh lmaooo kzfaq.info/love/pWQmY5QQD5GijaHny44bCg

Desmond Norman Why? They’re both famous long running mangas

@@umbra8414 yes but well one is a power fantasy the other is a horror/adventure series. Night and day

Desmond Norman I believe he meant that they’re similar in terms of popularity and longevity not by genre Also power fantasy isn’t a genre and last time I checked Jojo is a battle Shonen like MHA, One Piece, and Naruto

Jojo is a Seinen now....

Langas LVDC That only the last 2 parts, but I see your point

I mean boxing does count as a martial art

With a massive shlong.

really really ripped, jacked, hunk, unit, huge

Hamon Is an ancient martial arts skillset...

Jono- Me:IMMA JUST USE T H E POWER OF T H E SUN TO END THIS MAN!!!!!!

a man of culture as well

Speedweed

You again

oh hi there

BLAH! This is gonna disgusting!

hmmm yes

Everywhere I go, I see you.

I mean....its the same thing, isnt it?

Star Whale No way

@@karlaruiz8685 yes way

@@starwhale3070 Vento Aureo is the purest way

@@Xeno-he4nm well shit lol

Z Kun And the first few panels of Stone Ocean, and when Gyro licks horse shit

I WAKE UP FEELING SO HOOORNY

Don’t forget Joseph and Avdol

JoJo Part 5 confirmed new Hentai of the season ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Trish vs notorious big (tentacles)

Oh no not the piano

* 7 pages if muda intensifies *

But matpat does watch jojo

@@jayizumi I know cuz he's a weeb. but us as the JoJo fanbase always find an opportunity when someone fucks up and makes a JoJo reference they didn't even mean to take and spam them with JoJo memes.

I'm about to end this man's career

Obviously, every one knows that there are no theories in JoJo, itjustworks

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED WAAAAAAAAAAAAGON

Disgusting, probably an anormie.

*stando

WRRRRRRRRRRY!!!!!

HAHAHAH FUNNII

Lol true Why?

Copyright

Thank you.

Thanks for pointing that out

Shit, that makes a lotta of sense hahahah

Yeah, I was hoping he'd do a little extra bit where he explained why Bruno would use that method for Psychological purposes rather than actually determining lies.

Yeah but still a cool theory

Good point

Nice

That game theory everyone

Well, to be fair it would take A LOT longer to make the part five OP

@@Moonless_Sky Yeah but i'd look better and make sense

I think the point was just to make a JoJo parody opening. Not necessarily from part 5.

@@blackpants7385 i know but still, i mean most of us jojo nerds would have liked it more if it was part 5

That. was just Narancia's interpretation with not enough interpretation. But yeah still a very valid point.

David Ephrat r/Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

He was “healing”him ;)

im sorry but dOES THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN Edit: Oh it totally happens

@@kornflakez1405 Yeah.