"Nyet! Rifle is fine!"

Where is the line from?

@@DavidCowie2022 A very old green text from 4Chans /k/ board

Is he, dare I say it, /our/ man?

@@LipColt He mentioned wooden furniture too. Could be that he's the same person.

Technically not obscure since it came out like last year.

@@danialyousaf6456 i know, but thats what makes it obscure haha, most games tend to use weapons from a couple years old, not stuff that released yesterday

@@Crytic_Music yeah, but since tarkov is set in a modern era it makes sense for there to be modern weapons in it.

Well they (Nikita and the dev team) did get invited by Kalashnikov Concern for a shoot.

Obscure Russian guns*

My favorite is the breach loading AK.

Army of 2…. Shit you just unlocked some memories I forgot about. Me and my dad beat that game 100% together and I forgot just how good and customizable the weapons were. Especially for the time

You should see some mallninjas tacticool weapons that are out there irl...

@@mekhane.broken9678 id say the careless whisper is my favourite

I literally read this AS he said this.

If you have a faceshield and armour, then no unless he is a cheeky "destroy the legs" gamer

Yeah, that sounds terrible.

Soo much better than cod with the sweat and required meta loadout

@@oh-not-the-bees7872 it’s not really that bad because you still have so many advantages with such high level gear, and if you use them right you’ll usually come out on top, the thing is that if you don’t exploit those advantages you can still get your ass capped easy by someone who knows what they’re doing.

@@ronkledonkanusmoncher564 As it should be. Relies on player skill instead of just "having the biggest shiniest equipment = automatic win" that most multiplayer games suffer from.

I got confused if i should laugh or cry with that clip lol

Sounds like someone who has had enough

Heartbroken man 😢

@@augustooliveira5588 i was crying in pain 👍

@@gunman762 Oi go back to the M-14 I'm dating 5.56 x45mm stop stalking me.

excuse me where can I find your profile picture

What’s the time stamp for this part?

@@mortis.y2 9:32, referring to someone submitting a gun design specifically to trigger him haha

The pain in his voice was palapable

@@BrumBrumBryn thanks dawg

*ад

It's so that the enemy thinks he's being shot by two people

Vanguard one got uploaded today

THIS. PLEASE.

Wolfenstein Assault Rifle 1946T Assault Rifle 1960 Bombenchuss Luger 1960 Kampfpistole Old Blood/Colossus Machinepistole 1980 aka Nazi Micro Uzi Blitzgewehr Krugelgewehr Sturmgewehr 1961/Youngblood Hammer Gewehr Ubergewehr Lasergewehr

yes please

Need a Wolfenstein reaction pls

Oh yes! Building guns with lvl4 traders unlocked! I'd watch that for sure!

Yh Johnathon got something wrong for the first time ever lol

Could be wrong ammo type

You cannot hit largest side of barn

Counts your shots? Are we finally close to Aliens Pulse Rifle ammo counter??

@@StressmanFIN there's a Glock attachment that gives you an ammo counter behind the rear sight

I mean, sounds like it would be great for police. Now they can't lie about having to reload twice when gunning down a singular unarmed protestor

@@testname4464 Does it matter how many times they reloaded if they've actually shot someone without a cause?

@@StressmanFIN There have been a few attempts over the years to market a round counter. Radetec have made several versions for pistols, none of which have ever become very popular. They introduced a pistol version in 2012 for the Beretta 92FS and generic 1911s which is still available and costs 200$/140$ respectively. Additionally they released the Smart Slide in 2019 which was a 999$ glock slide replacement that was a limited release. The Smart Slide is the closest to the Aliens version for pistols. Check out the Cobalt Kinetics Round Counter for AR15s, that was the most recent attempt (2017) and most similar to the Aliens version. It looks great but never went to market - I believe Cobalt Kinetics had financial difficulties as they mostly sold very expensive gamer AR15s which never got very popular. Additionally, the LMT piston AR15 rifles sold to Estonia have a different version which sits in the grip and counts the total number of rounds fired for maintenance purposes. The US military has also long wanted a round counter, but less for in-combat use and more for maintenance. The main issue is that the most definitive system would likely require each individual magazine to have some form of electronics to track the follower position - many of the prototype round counting systems we've seen sense vibrations to tell if a shot is fired, but this assumes every magazine was loaded to capacity and ignores the round in the chamber. As a result, many people are reluctant to add electronics to magazines which are meant to be expendable and mass produced.

Dibs on the sea mine.

Everyone an' their mums is packin' 'round 'ere.

@@sceligator Like who?

@@orangewhisperer5427 Farmers, farmer's mums.

"Fu** off grasshopper."

"Everybody and their mum's are packin round here"

@@exaltedfox2380 "like who" andy "farmers " other andy "farmers mums "

Its nice to know that I’m not the only person in the world who’s heard of this movie

@@telphex4471 A classic.

One of the best cop movies

I do it with my XDm sometimes when leaving the range. it's not really that hard. my dad is good enough at it with his G26 he can aim it to land in one of his pockets.

Hooah

@@TheTechNopal love the fact that KZfaq offers to translate your comment into English. And it kinda works (translates as 'yes' which isn't too bad even if it losses the feel).

You would be surprised at the amount of people becoming gun enthusiasts from video games or the other way around. At some point shooting the real thing or playing tactical shooters gets to various people.

A lot of people got into guns thru video games.

Yeah. It's clear how he knows many of the inaccuracies in the games he reviews are there not because "devs bad" but because of game balance. It's quite different from other expert reaction videos.

@@nerd_nato564 Exactly, like how he doesn't take the butchered guns too seriously, he knows they are simply there for a laugh and not meant to be feasible, even as he jokingly 'reviews' them.

Almost everyone got into guns through videogames or cinema.

a magi/k/al place

lmao

gathering deer pheromones

I guess British /k/omandoes do exist

Lmao

the Tarkov itself is designed for it lol

it's just a shame that it's not just the bullets that are designed for that

in mother russia, game plays you

1st: 5:00 2nd: 9:32 3rd: 12:44 4th: 17:17

Was sad how far I had to scroll in the comments before i saw someone mention it

@@chrisoniceskates the first comment i saw was one like this lol

/k/ reference?

@@wurzel9671 “rifle is fine” is a common gun meme now, this guys a normie if he learned that from the internet it was probably reddit or something vanilla

@@nickb1241 4chan really isn't the super secret special club you think it is, it has been mainstream for almost 15 years and most in-jokes spread beyond it very quickly

He just didn't have a mag in the gun, so it didn't lock open

understandable have a nice day.

this clip may have also been recorded last wipe where slide catches/bolt catches were all bugged

I noticed the pistol slides not locking open too, happens with the glock too. Happened last wipe, haven't played the new wipe

Scrolled down to see this comment, i hoped someone notice it😂

Thank you! I was looking for this.

Giant Spoon

Long deagle supressed

Short Barrel Thanatos .50cal

the snub-nosed minigun and 23 round Garand

@@leadanvil8215 24 now it got 1 extra

i agree

Or cursed guns in games in general

Yes

Yup

Hell ya

Exactly, on 3:27 you can see that the character only introduce the magazine, pointing out that it didn't have a magazine while firing that round on the chamber.

Exactly what I came here to say.

To be honest, at that point I hadn't caught on to the fact that you can have the mag out - obviously that's a pretty rare feature in video games! But yes, if there' no mag, it won't lock open.

@@jonathanferguson1211 You can take the mag out, unload each round, and load a mixture of "bullet salad" if you wanted to assuming they are all the same caliber. You can also carry around magazines or top load the gun one bullet at a time, an example being the Remington 700 bolt action rifle. You hold your reload key and scroll the mousewheel over the method of reloading you want to do. Also, the ammo for the civilian semi automatic AK chambered in .366 will fit in a universal 7.62x39 magazine meant for the semi or select fire 7.62 AK's, so you can have some pretty embarrassing moments if you accidentally bring a magazine from your stash that looks like all the others but just has the wrong ammo in it, effectively disabling your rifle. You can eject rounds at will with a keybind in the case of say, reloading to a magazine with better penetration ammo to get that old round out of there and chamber that fresh pen round. Or just for fun if you want. Your firearm can also malfunction if it's not maintained and in bad shape causing you to have to clear jams frequently. And this is just a fraction of all the cool unrestricted gameplay features. Last thing I wanna touch on in case anyone else is intrigued by how awesome this game is. You can wear body armor, helmets, and chestrigs. Your ammo HAS to be either in your vest or if the mag is small enough in your pockets (pistol). You can bring in as many loaded magazines as you want but you can only access as many as you put in your vest which for most people is typically 3 mags plus 1 in the gun. On top of this you can bring loose ammo and top up your mags. This becomes a big factor in gameplay usually leading to a lull in prolonged firefights where players retreat, top up mags, and bandage/medkit/splint etc. if they need it. Gunfights either last a little while or you're dead instantly. There's some in between but not much. Your body armor can be anywhere from class 1-6 with each tier becoming harder to penetrate requiring higher quality rounds and harder to acquire the really high end stuff. You need to know the capabilities of your ammo moreso than the specific rifle or pistol you decided to use. There are 135 unique types of ammo in Tarkov strictly for player firearms, (yes ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE TYPES OF AMMO!!) 3 mounted weapons and an FN40GL Mk2 grenade launcher. The desirable ammo traits are usually enough penetration to get through class 4 and 5 armor and enough flesh damage to be able to take them down with 2 vs 3 shots to the chest. The traits are as follows: Penetration Power - A number used to determine bullet's penetration chances, and damage inflicted on armor when it fails to penetrate. Damage Value - The number of Hit Points subtracted from Target's Total HP Pool when a bullet manages to penetrate through Armor. Armor Damage Ratio (%) - Percentage of Bullet's Damage that is done to Armor when it fails to penetrate. Projectile Speed - Bullet's initial velocity in meters per second (this speed lowers over distance because of air friction, gravity, humidity, and some other factors that are reflected in the game). Fragmentation Chance - A likelihood of a bullet splitting/splintering after entering Target's body. Bullets that have Fragmented after impact deal high bonus Damage to Targets. Ricochet Chance - Rather self-explanatory. Chance of bullet bouncing off a surface when it is shot at an angle. And that's only going over ammo and armor. There's so much more it's insane. FLIR, NVG's, Faceshields that stop smaller rounds, actual mil dots and realism in the scopes whom Eotech, Walther, Leupold just to name a few, have partnered up with. There are a lot of manufacturers that are partnered and represented in the game including Lonestar Armory from my state of Texas with their TX-15 carbine being featured! Semi auto only, civilian specs just like in real life. Great game to anyone interested.

This ...

His reactions are sometimes just perfectly British

I think the message was more "I wanna make Jonathan cry"

Oh god I hope they do. This has been his best yet

Fr lmao, I was so surprised by it

ah yes 3 ergo gun

Doinks Chad's to death.

This would make general Sam proud

A real swiss army knife of a gun

Some were sold to spec ops for ammo commonality with foreign forces for oddball stuff that's about it.

@@jediknight1294 If they manufactured it in 5.45 I think more people and governments would think about purchasing.

YEEES

I highly approve of this Idea

Assault Rifle 1960 = StG44+HK G3 Luger Pistol 1960 = Futuristic Luger Automatic shotgun 1960

i was laughing my ass off at that moment :DDD

NOPE.avi

We hit full meta when someone spraypainted as a logo a photo of Jonathan in CSGO

Good spot, exactly my thoughts :D They cut the video right after, so when it continues we don't know if there's a mag they removed before showing the new one being put in, but it would make sense that tarkov gets that right :)

To expand on this: You can bring guns with no magazine inside them, so that animation is what happens if you reload with a round in the chamber but no mags

I havent saw information that says that about the PL 15, i know that it has for the sr1mp, Edit: the one in the sr1pm is actually one that makes it so that when you use all your rounds and the slide is locked back, inserting a new magazine makes it go forward

Pretty sure it was just a jam. Tarkov recently added jamming as a common occurrence and it happens a bit too much to actually be realistic.

@@Definitelydusky well, it can happen, but then it would notify the player via a small message, which I didnt spot

I just tested it with glock and this is indeed how it works in the game. Slide locks when mag dumping bit not without mag and there's an animation for reloading bullet in chamber without mag

nice pick up

Someone whould remix that! Or not

"Everyone and their mums are packing around here" "Like who?" "Farmers" "Who else?" "Farmers mums" never ceases to make me burst out laughing

“Here come the Fuzz”

@@iliapachulia9012 the payoff later on is *chefs kiss* too

And thats what happened to the PL-15, right? Or was it because there was no magazine, as others have pointed out

Actually they were always there, but they recently changed it so that looted guns had far less durability so that malfunctions would actually occur.

@@jackal_9791 the PL15 in the first Clip had no mag in it, thats also why the slide didn't lock open. Then there was a second clip where Jonathan himself pointed out the malf.

@@enfield_the_enigmatic2989 didn't they also add misfires with this wipe? iirc pre-wipe only failure to rechamber or failure to load malfunctions would happen

@@enfield_the_enigmatic2989 false, they never had misfires.

He got grossed out, Lol.

я всякое дерьмо в жизни видал, но ЭТО...

@@m_i8127 I agree

Same

Easily the second worst thing I've ever seen done to a krink. Thank God this one wasn't real

😂😂 lool

A truly fantastic weapon

bet ya that gun has 3 ergo

The "Oops, no bullets" malfunction is more of a "Me" malfunction.

"Hot Fuzz" reference?

@@kevreeduk222 He worked in two in one sentence.