Dad jokes: The ultimate Father’s Day gift.

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@drnugs3181 11 ай бұрын

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved. I love dad jokes. They are the pinnacle of comedy.

@Contraltissimo 11 ай бұрын

The ocean is only salty because the beach never waves back.

@Jellytarts1 11 ай бұрын

Thank. You for this one I am currently at the beach so this will be a killer

@zdawg2257 10 ай бұрын

I sea what you did there

@lisastenzel5713 10 ай бұрын

😂😂 english is the perfect language for dad jokes...really

@zukostryder 10 ай бұрын

They are the literal bestttttt

@TheFiddleFaddle 11 ай бұрын

The best thing about a dad joke is it only has to be funny to you. Whether your kids laugh or groan, it's still a success.

@tu1469 8 ай бұрын

So true, so long as it makes you happy 😂

@bryanincommiefornia5629 8 ай бұрын

Peak dad jokes elicit eye rolls from children and wives alike.

@shaunwong5350 8 ай бұрын

It's only a dad joke when it's fully groan

@something3530 8 ай бұрын

Actually, they're not meant to be funny. Their purpose is to get groans and anger. The purpose is purely punitive

@tu1469 8 ай бұрын

@@something3530 clearly you’re not a dad

@makerhappy6718 11 ай бұрын

I tell Dad jokes. And then he laughs.

@ChristopherGrey1327 9 ай бұрын

😂

@xendordawnburst9969 9 ай бұрын

An oldie, but a goodie!

@catbirdler 8 ай бұрын

That actually took me a minute 🫤😶😂

@Maggdusa 8 ай бұрын

Ba dum tss

@Loganvbills 8 ай бұрын

I read this just before scrolling to the next video. I actually had to go back up to this video when it finally clicked in my head 😂

@sf-c1972 11 ай бұрын

“Say it!” This was so good. You felt his horror at the realization, lol

@randenes 10 ай бұрын

😂😂 The slow mo was perfect.

@fuamf 10 ай бұрын

I was thinking those words right after he stopped talking when he realized what was happening 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 The horror, the joy and the pride in this video is just so spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@masoquistaeo 10 ай бұрын

@@randenesI would pay to watch a horror movie where he is the bad guy 😂😂😂

@randenes 9 ай бұрын

@@masoquistaeo hahahaha yes hahahaha

@MauiWowieOwie 7 ай бұрын

when you become a dad at some point you just start making the dad jokes. you can't stop it.

@alexosborne5629 11 ай бұрын

He was positively "foaming" at the mouth #dadjokesrule 🤣🤣🤣

@jordancambridge4106 9 ай бұрын

Me pulls out rubber chicken and started beating you to death for that joke. The squeaks and screeches were flying everywhere. Now you are going to imagine someone being beat to death with a rubber chicken and not stop laughing at the stupidity of it. MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

@alexosborne5629 9 ай бұрын

@@jordancambridge4106 Ahhhhhh..... 😁🤣🤪

@diseasedwombat5611 9 ай бұрын

It’s a “slippery” slope from here

@Mikustan39 9 ай бұрын

@@diseasedwombat5611You’ll have to wash away the shame.

@TylerTMG 8 ай бұрын

@@Mikustan39nice pfp

@cellocat-sm8lx 11 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Dogs can't operate MRI machines...but catscan Happy Father's Day, everyone!!!

@alexiswilliamsinc 10 ай бұрын

…but retrievers can give you their lab report… 😊 On a more serious note: Can I please have the 4th wall theme music irl?? I need a little button I can press while everyone else rolls their eyes.

@kennethtownend8301 9 ай бұрын

Not heard that one 4 a while. Going to add to dadabase

@Baccatube79 8 ай бұрын

But they can do lab tests

@JeremiahHarrison-pc6gs 7 ай бұрын

Get the hell out here 😂😂😂😂

@janelliot5643 7 ай бұрын

How did I not see that coming as soon as you said dogs and MRI? That is one beautiful joke

@happy_bubble7 11 ай бұрын

True story. No dad sets out for Dad jokes, but the stress of work and 3 am diaper changes just breaks their brains down until they do.

@TheFiddleFaddle 11 ай бұрын

Ah bullshit. I very much set out for Dad jokes.

@oxide9679 10 ай бұрын

I loved dad jokes before I became a dad. Cracked them all the time too. You best believe that when I became a dad, I doubled down on my search for opportunities to crack them

@Talon18136 9 ай бұрын

I cracked dad jokes before I became a dad but that’s cause they are awesome 😂

@renavatio22 8 ай бұрын

😂 best analysis I’ve read thus far

@tacticalgeneral5224 11 ай бұрын

Once you embrace the dad jokes there’s no turning back….

@icarusbinns3156 11 ай бұрын

Until you graduate to being a punny guy

@AdamSmith-kq6ys 10 ай бұрын

Come to the dad side. Search your feelings, you know it to be true...

@youtubeusername1489 9 ай бұрын

But he did, in fact, turned back

@smt3 7 ай бұрын

I'm not even a dad, yet I have the dad jokes. What would you call Disney if they were for adults? Deez nuts

@BananaMan-vc2sn 4 ай бұрын

@@smt3best dad joke i ever heard

@IzZyVanDizZy 11 ай бұрын

I am a 33 y/o woman, and dad jokes have been a staple of my repertoire for many years.

@NavyGunnersMateMan 9 ай бұрын

Then it's not a dad joke is it? It's a mom joke. If those exist

@yvonnenesler5540 9 ай бұрын

I was kinda wondering if mom jokes exsisted. Of course the crotch goblines I have are a joke so maybe thats why we never hear it refered to as a mom joke.

@stormydragon2668 8 ай бұрын

If a 33 y/o woman tells dad jokes, is that a faux pa? =3

@theliegeoflettuce854 8 ай бұрын

@@stormydragon2668 CEASE!!😂

@ryanbauer3680 8 ай бұрын

EQUALITY! ....Shit, does this mean I'm going to start forgetting my keys and end up being late everywhere like my mother always does?

@baay376 11 ай бұрын

I miss my Dad & his bad jokes SO MUCH! Treasure your dads today for Father's day and EVERY SINGLE DAY that you have with them. I'm headed to the cemetery to honor mine today.❤️💔

@FireDeptCoffee 11 ай бұрын

Sending love your way!

@mellie4174 10 ай бұрын

I hear y'a. Also it was the infectious laughter and glee he spread as he laughed at his own joke. Miss my dad too!

@SeroGrave 9 ай бұрын

There's no such thing as a bad Dad joke, just people who can't take a joke. Mom's.....

@qodeshymchurchwell1851 5 ай бұрын

@@SeroGrave😂

@kimstrickland30 3 күн бұрын

My Dad's been gone since I was 21yrs old. I'm 53 now & still miss him every day. I completely agree with your statement.

@JBAutomotive794 9 ай бұрын

I love this man's ability to find actors that look so similar in the face but with different personalities.

@jonathangorrie2402 11 ай бұрын

Dude… You’re so good I actually forget for a second that you are just one person😂

@tigerlily2941 10 ай бұрын

Actually what a lot of people are unaware of is they they are triplets.

@Dark_Angel.. 9 ай бұрын

@tigerlily2941 yeah okay..

@Brogru 5 ай бұрын

@@tigerlily2941what a completely true an interesting fact!!

@tigerlily2941 5 ай бұрын

@@Dark_Angel.. hey come on it was a good response.

@tigerlily2941 5 ай бұрын

@@Brogru thank you.

@faithcastillo9597 11 ай бұрын

Women experience something similar when the realization hits us that we've become our mother.

@FireDeptCoffee 11 ай бұрын

Facts!

@a.b.creator 8 ай бұрын

Ohhh no. I would never become that narcissistic woman. I became my paternal grandmother though.

@ilovenoodles7483 8 ай бұрын

@@a.b.creator- a few more years, hon..a few more years.

@Fem_Witch 8 ай бұрын

Following this logic, I'm gonna become an actually competent human being.

@fluffiedoom 8 ай бұрын

@@a.b.creator I am the COMPLETE opposite of my Mother and proud to be so. She was a Narcissistic MONSTER. I take after my Grandpa :-) He actually spent time with me and treated me like I was worth a damn.

@Raidenze 11 ай бұрын

Look at those tears. Soap opera indeed.

@rainbowconnected 11 ай бұрын

Dad jokes are my favorite to tell. Given that I'm not a dad, is that a faux pa? C'mon y'all, bring on the dad jokes! I used to have quite the arsenal and planned to write them all down so I could give it to new father's as a gift. But alas, I have forgotten many of them.

@phoenix0153 11 ай бұрын

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?? One is really heavy and one is a little lighter.

@dergunter1237 11 ай бұрын

you are not a dad, "as far as you know"

@elizabethmcwhorter3445 11 ай бұрын

man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt and says "i'll have a cold one, and one for the road!"

@1bootliz 11 ай бұрын

I accidentally glued myself to my calender. Now I'm stuck in the past

@leshovariety 10 ай бұрын

what you call a stack a potatoes on the ground? Sweep potatos

@justifiedsmile52 11 ай бұрын

*Darth Vader voice*: It is your destiny

@echognomecal6742 9 ай бұрын

Dude's gotta be in the top 10 of most famous dad's right? :D

@CruzSanchezRipa 9 ай бұрын

I rather thought "this is the way".

@jonathangorrie2402 11 ай бұрын

If dissociative identity disorder was able to have full on conversations 😂😂😂😂

@shayron44 10 ай бұрын

🤣

@louisrobitaille5810 10 ай бұрын

They can though… (sometimes).

@ryanbauer3680 8 ай бұрын

If dissociative identity disorder had its own Emergency Responder based skit channel.

@BuzzinVideography 11 ай бұрын

Sometimes just being a cool uncle you unlock that feature too

@DannyRandom117 11 ай бұрын

I’m just 13 and already the dad jokes kicked in

@priscillajimenez27 10 ай бұрын

when I was in my 20s I would say dad jokes and I'm a woman lol

@TragoudistrosMPH 10 ай бұрын

@@priscillajimenez27 may happy parenting days smile upon you both, one day! 😁

@GT4viper 11 ай бұрын

The Jack Nicholson nod was gold.

@ZeroExcuse 9 ай бұрын

As a father. I can confirm this is exactly how it works

@jourdenD0815 11 ай бұрын

What did the fish say when it hit concrete? Dam.

@TheFiddleFaddle 9 ай бұрын

You know what I love about Dungeons & Dragons? Dad jokes become an offensive weapon. _casts Hideous Laughter_

@ScottWoodland 11 ай бұрын

OMG, I laughed way too hard at that. PERFECT!

@CautiousDad 9 ай бұрын

As a dad I can confirm we just start making and finding dad jokes to be more hilarious the older our first child gets 😂

@CruzSanchezRipa 9 ай бұрын

And the more embarrased they get...😅

@whitbyabbey4830 11 ай бұрын

Dad jokes are a divine right of dads!! How could anyone refuse such a groan inducing privilege?

@punxsutawneyphyllis 11 ай бұрын

And here I thought it was gonna be soap-rano.

@santafewarbonnetproductions 11 ай бұрын

That stare had me dead 😂😂

@Nina-vv3ev 8 ай бұрын

The goofy smile is killing me😂

@benjaminoechsli1941 10 ай бұрын

Cheered for Josh at the end. Embrace who you are, dude!

@FightingDrag 11 ай бұрын

I love your content, thanks for all the smiles

@FireDeptCoffee 11 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoy it!

@notthisguyagain4635 8 ай бұрын

Dad jokes are generational. That’s exactly what makes them timeless.

@UnknownBlackHand 11 ай бұрын

GOT HIM! Hit him with a soap opera!

@schoolboydanny 11 ай бұрын

I appreciate this in so many ways 😂

@helloidharbl6753 9 ай бұрын

I had a GM at a job I had long ago that had Dad Jokes for days.He would just bust in and lay one on us. Loved that guy I hope he's doing well.

@sirdevinthedeepsmotoventure 11 ай бұрын

Sssaaaaayyyyy iiiiiiittttttttt.

@stevena105 11 ай бұрын

What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park your car, man!

@hiphoops4111 11 ай бұрын

Aww man I thought he was going to say soap-prize! But soap opera works too 😂

@Bruno-dv3ym 10 ай бұрын

that was a good one

@ImADeity 11 ай бұрын

"Soap-" *Que lacrimosa*

@seisies-mama 11 ай бұрын

Wanna hear a cat joke? Just kitten. What did the Buffalo say to his son? Bi-son. #dadjokesrule

@brettsheridan6881 10 ай бұрын

As the Step Father to two amazing boys, But a life long friend of Dad Jokes, this really hit home! Well played

@notthatcreativewithnames 11 ай бұрын

I was thinking about soap-rano for some reasons.

@AnyPerson-my8pe 6 ай бұрын

Dad jokes are the best, dad jokes told by Jason are EVEN BETTER! 😂❤

@TaxiHoward 11 ай бұрын

Very good acting and positioning of camera, with proper musical background

@hoovy2319 10 ай бұрын

Dad Jokes: “I am… Inevitable…”

@timcranston44 11 ай бұрын

The way they kept looking at the camera got me 😭

@dominiklavoie2203 7 ай бұрын

Dude becoming a father literally just unlocks an entire universe of humor

@thebrozonetv 6 ай бұрын

That riff that plays after the jokes tho😂

@MrHocotateFreight 10 ай бұрын

"Infected, new dad"

@xpndblhero5170 9 ай бұрын

In all honesty, you don't have a choice..... It just happens automatically. 😂

@Brayden-vk6gg 2 ай бұрын

A man’s first dad joke it’s beautiful

@DocFloppy86 4 ай бұрын

I think this one is my new favorite. It has everything. Dad-Jokes, the correlating dad-joke-turn-and-smile. That paired with the dramatic music and that manic smile. Just perfect :D

@rbrookstx 10 ай бұрын

I feel both personally attacked AND accurately represented.

@FireDeptCoffee 10 ай бұрын

😂😂

@ajfergy5569 9 ай бұрын

I’m 24 with no kids, dad jokes still reign supreme

@smt3 2 ай бұрын

True

@amythystmoon864 8 ай бұрын

Hey, dad jokes are the engine power that get me through the week

@heavybladevideo 8 ай бұрын

I love his cheeky smile in the second dad joke cut

@TheOneZenith 11 ай бұрын

Yes, this is how it works.

@TheSabadine 11 ай бұрын

Breaking the fourth wall was the cherry on top 👍

@dandyandy1252 4 ай бұрын

I fricken love dad jokes no matter how bad they are I love them.😂

@nathanielwilliams6922 8 ай бұрын

This made me laugh way more than it really should have. His facial expressions when they are waiting for him to finish the Dad joke is the best.😂

@FireDeptCoffee 8 ай бұрын

We are thrilled to hear that! 😁

@euanthompson 10 ай бұрын

There are 2 types of men. Those that make dad jokes, and those who don't have kids.

@FireDeptCoffee 10 ай бұрын

😂 💯

@landonferguson7282 11 ай бұрын

Hilarious. Dad jokes are the best jokes.

@hikari1690 3 ай бұрын

The aggressive approval got me

@joannaricardo7853 8 ай бұрын

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 This was absolutely hilarious!!! God I needed that big laugh today, thank you SO MUCH! Your over dramatic faces are the funniest thing I've seen, since back when commercials on TV were actually funny lol!

@FireDeptCoffee 8 ай бұрын

We are beyond grateful for your kind words and support!!

@BatZaari 9 ай бұрын

That face: "yes, accept it, embrace it" 😈

@rafaelgomes8835 11 ай бұрын

I mean the edit was nice but it would be better with that one palpatine scene and the "Do it" thing

@FireDeptCoffee 11 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Letham316 9 ай бұрын

That sudden "oh no" moment and the mouthing of "SAY IT" >:D

@colinmerritt7645 10 ай бұрын

A moment of silence please for the fallen dad.

@termsconditions1513 10 ай бұрын

I think this is the only time I've ever had such an evil laugh from a KZfaq skit. Damn near scared one of my coworkers to death.

@norwegianants2336 11 ай бұрын

Damn it just 'slipped' out

@no1uknugamingchannel 8 ай бұрын

The guitar 🎸 twang was killing me 😂😂😂

@Key-jc8kw 9 ай бұрын

The dark souls sound track with "say it." Had me rolling.

@geoffg8840 11 ай бұрын

I got fired from the bank today. A woman asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her. What do u call a magician that loses his magic? Ian

@happy_bubble7 11 ай бұрын

Lol

@newdonktimes2034 11 ай бұрын

I approve of this.

@kajlove1 4 ай бұрын

Fantastic, we let Dad jokes and puns flow in our house! 😂😂😂😂

@AustinBrown-ol7ny 7 ай бұрын

You just gotta embrace the dad jokes. There's no stopping them 😂😂

@smt3 2 ай бұрын

I'm not even a dad. I've embraced them so that when that day arrives, I'm already ready.

@kibkirby 11 ай бұрын

Can confirm when I adopted my cat-son I also some how started making dad jokes

@kenbrown2808 11 ай бұрын

come to the dad side, we've got jokes.

@StaccatoRedFox 8 ай бұрын

It’s one of the few things we have for ourselves fellow dads, embrace it 😊

@Mentro140 8 ай бұрын

I genuinely don't understand how you're so good at acting you make each of these characters seem like they're played by different people

@joeypage7184 3 ай бұрын

you do a service to humanity, thank you!!

@garretlizotte6288 9 ай бұрын

What is the best gift you could give someone? A broken drum set... Nobody could beat that..

@KaylyD101 11 ай бұрын

The emotion!! Beautiful all around LOL Gold

@mikecox1974 9 ай бұрын

It's true it's an inherent instinct once you become a dad and grandad the jokes just escape your mouth without your brains permission. But truth be told I love the reaction I get from my kids and grandkids. You can almost hear their eyes rolling.

@guysmiley6162 3 ай бұрын

All I can hear as he slowly realizes what he is about to do is the other two saying, "*JOIN US*" in hushed voices! 😂

@esquire3230 3 күн бұрын

Watching your kids groan from dad jokes is one of the best parts of being a parent. Moms dance Dads joke. Little pieces of payback. 😂

@Myowngrandpa23 11 ай бұрын

Dudes so Flippin funny!!! 😂

@regiliok 9 ай бұрын

I in my head just hear them chanting "one of us" rwpeatedly after this clip

@yoshigaming33thebestgamerv32 8 ай бұрын

This channel’s dad jokes are FIRE!

@FireDeptCoffee 8 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@InternetRando42 7 ай бұрын

Dad Jokes are NOT the pinnacle of comedy, they are the simplest form of humor, by dads, for their kids. But they ARE the most WHOLESOME, and boy don’t we need some of that in our lives!

@yellowcombatgaming 9 ай бұрын

Dad jokes are the best

@MrJeremytpage 9 ай бұрын

I love your videos, but this is one of the best ever. I wish I knew some new fathers to share this with.

@ghostrr7690 10 ай бұрын

Not even a dad but making dad's jokes is something .

@LilBluSky0417 9 ай бұрын

My FIL told some pretty bad dad jokes at my wedding in his speech!!! He goes "Ben and Amanda have a dog that can talk! I came up to her and asked her,' how ya feeling pooch?' And she answered 'RUFF!'" 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ THE HORROR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@89BlackGatomon 10 ай бұрын

Epic laughter! Thanks♡

@saintsinner7565 8 ай бұрын

That dude ALWAYS makes my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@FireDeptCoffee 8 ай бұрын

Glad I could be part of making your day better!

@valeryhasselbrink5171 8 ай бұрын

Sometimes I truly forget that this is just one man. Brilliant script, brilliant editing, beautiful acting (you thought I was going to say brilliant again 🤭). ❤❤❤