First Time Hearing | George Carlin - The Illusion of Security Reaction

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@dasdardlydave8848 2 жыл бұрын

When I was younger, I thought George was just a bitter old man. Now I AM that same bitter old man. Carlin the patron saint of common sense.

@coryclark5442 2 жыл бұрын

Im only 24 and im right there with you, guess i reached the finish line in a race nobody wants to win a little early.

@AngryPostmanStockholm 2 жыл бұрын

This is so true,

@upnxrawk 2 жыл бұрын

My mother got me into Carlin. His critical thinking makes me question everything today lol

@jgage2344 2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately there’s no such thing as common sense! It would need to be common and it isn’t….

@AngryPostmanStockholm 2 жыл бұрын

@@jgage2344 It is, even If they tried to get rid of both humor (political correct-fucking-ness) and Common sense, too much freedom makes chaos, Nothing means anything and nothing remains. A big part, even If it sounds Boring, what kept People more genuine and had a meaning was the core family that now isnt the rolemodel and fill the Streets with fragmented minds

@Enigma9Sigma 2 жыл бұрын

“…Imagine if he were alive right now… in 2021” - He didn’t need to be… Perhaps the most clear display of Carlin’s genius ~

@MrsHyde92 2 жыл бұрын

I think he'd say pretty much the same things he said in 'Germs' skit... Ignorant people delighted to trade and give away their most basic rights and freedom for the ILLUSION of safety!

@Frostrazor 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrsHyde92 amen.

@Kutchulu 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrsHyde92 I think George Carlin would understand the difference between a germ and an pandemic virus. Do you?

@gerritvalkering1068 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. His best and our worst is that his words are still extremely current. They were accurate observations then and it is our shame they're still accurate now. Well, I say our, but I'm sitting at a slight distance being undeservedly smug.

@Kutchulu 2 жыл бұрын

@@gerritvalkering1068 I see it also going downwards in a lot of European states. Mine included. People are becoming more numb to the suffering of others.

@JustMe-vk4fn 2 жыл бұрын

Whenever I watch George Carlin it reminds me of the old saying: *If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh.*

@clintonsmith5163 2 жыл бұрын

But sometimes you can get even bigger laughs by not telling them the truth. Hyperbole is one of the primary implements in a comedian's toolbox.

@mightyquinn3451 Жыл бұрын

@@clintonsmith5163 look at lee camp

@lordvyvyan 2 жыл бұрын

Carlin was one of the nicest people I ever had the honor of meeting... RIP George

@stephenalexander2553 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was the best at " Speaking the Truth"!

@golhandincmen 2 жыл бұрын

He is kinda alive rn because everything he said in the past is either true or became a reality. Man is a genius.

@vidwatcher00 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin's special, recorded on Sept 10, 2001 and called "I kinda like it when a lotta people die," was shelved for like 15+yr ,and rewritten into a diff special

@neiljoysey9684 2 жыл бұрын

Yo I came down to the comments to make the exact comment, good on you sir or madam lol

@Dreznin Жыл бұрын

And this one, talking about terrorism and airport and airplane security... from a 1999 special recorded in New York... He absolutely called out how much of a farce airport security was and how it would never stop terrorists, then 9/11 happened. Dude was way ahead of his time on so many things...

@daniel4647 11 ай бұрын

@@Dreznin Now we just have to wait for the final prophesy of complete economic collapse to come true and this rant will have scored a trifecta.

@James-jl9lm 8 ай бұрын

@@daniel4647 It's happening as we speak.

@greatemeraldoz 2 жыл бұрын

I love love love george carlin.... He used to host on the imagination station which is or... Was a kids show. I hope YOU have a good day (or night) SIR ;)

@nicquinn7291 2 жыл бұрын

Mr conductor. I think there was a comedy special where he said “you can trust me, I’m Mr Conductor!”

@lazaruschernik18 2 жыл бұрын

He honestly didn't believe everything he said. He wanted to start discussions. As a comedian and one of the "inventors" of "observational humor" (he hated that tern), his career advanced into deep satire like this. In one of his skits he says he doesn't clean every part of his body when he showers. Describes it at length. In an interview, his wife said he absolutely cleaned himself with every shower and after every bathroom break. His point wasn't to empower filthy people but to gross out the majority of people to make them laugh - and maybe get them to realize that they can't trust everyone they shake hands with to have washed properly.

@joranmoore5663 2 жыл бұрын

"Ya know when I wash my hands?? When I shit on them!"

@clintonsmith5163 2 жыл бұрын

There was definitely an element of trolling going on in Carlin's comedy.

@DeltaFox19 2 жыл бұрын

I miss Mr. Carlin. Shit went "down the tubes" since he's left us.

@Crespwnian Жыл бұрын

....what tubes.... ? :P

@DeltaFox19 Жыл бұрын

@@Crespwnian And Ware are these effin tubes?!?

@johan.ohgren Жыл бұрын

And where do they go??

@dr.smoothdude750 Жыл бұрын

hey joey, joey look at the fuckin tube

@Tenwaystospoildinner 2 жыл бұрын

This bit reminds me of an episode of "Adam Ruins Everything" where they delved into airport security, and how most of it is security theater. It really is just to make you feel safe. The TSA consistently fails when tested for real security purposes.

@JBWinter 2 жыл бұрын

I remember around a decade ago, Israeli airport security experts were brought in to evaluate the TSA and failed it on all levels - so the US didn't ever invite them back

@durere 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they take a couple minority guys outta the line to make it look like they're lookin' for terries, and then they fly you on a plane that has its flaps lined with duct tape.

@livedandletdie 2 жыл бұрын

And then they lied about illegal immigration, it wasn't really the best show. But yeah, it's what you get when a bunch of leftist losers make tv shows, now, I particularly agree that TSA is useless, and a waste of money. But not only that, I also think that the CIA, NSA, FBI, IRS and every other 3 letter combination organization run by the world's most incompetent government, are equally useless and wastes of money, specially the IRS.

@riteousrighthand6144 2 жыл бұрын

@@durere Uh.....Speed tape. ; P

@bepbep7418 2 жыл бұрын

🤣 they've known this for a LONG time. Richard Marchinko exposed it back in the 80s with Operation: Red Cell. And those were MILITARY bases, nevermind civilian air ports.

@brucwayn6403 2 жыл бұрын

A true genius and sadly somebody we needed for far longer than we were able to enjoy him for

@MysticalBagel 2 жыл бұрын

The facial expression and hand gesture when he says "completely sterile life" kills me every time.

@davecondreay 2 жыл бұрын

"I F'N TOLD YOU!" -George Carlin checking in on us now. Genius!

@rgfisher21 2 жыл бұрын

He's a comedian and uses shock discussion to make you think.

@josephdoyle9865 2 жыл бұрын

So the airport security bit is includes the "classic" 3 Big Questions you used to be asked to board a plane. That's 2-3 minutes of Carlin that should not be missed.

@mikmaqwoman Жыл бұрын

George Carlin was a brilliant genius who strung words together like no one els...Whatever u choose to hear from him will be awesome and enlightening...Gotta have a few neurons going on to get what this man's thoughts and points are....Mr. Common Sense. Thanx Mr. L Boyd

@vingesmelderis6320 2 жыл бұрын

yee im the first one here, man i love your carlin and comedian reactions

@thetafreq4058 2 жыл бұрын

"Why I dont vote" is another one of his videos that speaks a lot of truth

@MrRuSh61 6 ай бұрын

He never said it wasn’t terrible, but we are, in fact, watching him describe these things. George is that dude. RIP

@jzl2003 2 жыл бұрын

he would feel the same! He has always been right!

@normanshute7162 2 жыл бұрын

George was a no filter individual that proudly showed us our flaws as a society. Although he had a penchant to go overboard for comedy sake, he was great at reminding us that the emperor wasn’t wearing clothes.

@PaulMartin-zc9oj 2 жыл бұрын

He is in your face. He does not hold back. Do not take truth as an insult. He is a very intelligent man who communicated with humor and truth.

@caleblyman3763 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t look so surprised brotha. His comedy is poetry in motion.

@petemclaughlin6315 2 жыл бұрын

His bit on the Death Penalty is gold, as his “you have no rights”

@trentlomelino 2 жыл бұрын

To avoid being too controversial, he nailed it back then and it translates 100%

@bigpictureguys8415 2 жыл бұрын

Carlin was a philosopher comic. The man was what “woke” was supposed to be. Please react to “why education will never change” by George. If you don’t see his point on that I instantly don’t trust or respect your political beliefs

@mouserr 2 жыл бұрын

'imagine what he would say today' i dont have to imagine, he has made it clear it would be 'i told you so!'

@jimshaw9449 Жыл бұрын

Mr. Boyd, imagine if your first introduction to George was as your new neighbour, he would say all the same things about the same way, he would have been just as deep, correct and truthful about societies current situation, but we never hear a word, in fact, we would probably have brushed him off as a bit "troubled", only when someone dares to make you/ us laugh do we lower our guard, slightly, and then permit the comedy to comence. Amazing how the power of one word can be.

@Antiguan2222 Жыл бұрын

Oh how I wish this amazingly brilliant man was still here with us today....oooh the things he'd say🤣😂🤣😂

@logankerlee 2 жыл бұрын

Carlin is my comedic hero. He brings truth to comedy instead of joking about the truth.

@EarthlyEden1 2 жыл бұрын

He was right about entertainment venues, Manchester Arena and Bataclan are a couple of examples. He was ahead of his times.

@BoldDreadman 2 жыл бұрын

Considering what is tried to do with JR, Georgie would have a lot of challenges these days... Comedy King!!! Hello from UK.

@koutastone1994 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@ToniKhoury83 2 жыл бұрын

The Truth Shall Set You Free!

@titansnakehistoric5814 2 жыл бұрын

"A list of people who ought to be killed" That is one of his more, for lack of a better term, more brutal bits.

@davescurry69 2 жыл бұрын

Magnificent choice again, sir. The only problem is there's quite a bit more of that piece. To carry on the airport theme, the flying on the airlines piece concerning the language used at the airport and on the plane is gold.

@firekrys 2 жыл бұрын

He has a lot of great stuff. Please keep listening to more of him!

@neiljoysey9684 2 жыл бұрын

If you haven't seen Carlin's scenes from the movie Dogma, you should watch it. Even if not for a reaction video it's just worth a watch.

@andreacollins3204 2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this man! He would look at us now and absolutely vomit at what we have become then sit back and say fucking idiots and laugh at us.

@kippytx 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was a Genius!!! But you know what . I bet he would be censored so we could not hear him. I loved it when people could say what they want to say without being run out of town.

@sharonpate5481 2 жыл бұрын

You’re saying whatever you want right now. 😂✌🏼

@user-lf7nf3kl7t 2 жыл бұрын

You do know Carlin was arrested for doing his "seven words" bit? This stuff is nothing new, just magnified.

@bepbep7418 2 жыл бұрын

🤣 George is the reason we have ratings. Ever heard his 7 words you can't say on TV or film?

@MrDnoblitt 2 жыл бұрын

George always brought it straight an still made you laugh

@djfingersflores 2 жыл бұрын

Good reaction as always MrLboyd.. Peace Peace and keep em' comin'

@0x2A_ 2 жыл бұрын

I currently have a cold, first one I have had since the start of the pandemic, which is up there with the roughest colds I have ever had. He has a point! 😂

@Nastyfinger1444 2 жыл бұрын

I did not always agree with Carlin, but he was a philosopher that made many salient points of view.

@simonharrison1874 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was The Man. A seriously clever guy.

@pirangeloferretti3588 Жыл бұрын

Never gets old.

@paranoidrodent 2 жыл бұрын

I get where Carlin is coming from in how he found the fear of terrorism borderline absurd. Anyone old enough to properly remember the Cold War and the associated existential anxiety tied to what was basically an extinction level event really had no bloody business getting wound up about terrorism (which very much existed before the 9/11 attacks - it was regularly in the news for pretty much the entire 20th century) such that they were willing to give up freedoms that were sacrosanct even in the face of nuclear annihilation. It was a sad spectacle to observe. The level of threat between the two wasn’t even comparable yet people bought into the notion that terrorism was suddenly an even greater existential threat because of their shock over one dramatic moment.

@mocrg 2 жыл бұрын

I’ll tell you security theater. The Real ID. You need to get more paperwork for a drivers license to get on a plane like a drivers license or birth certificate- which the government already issued you. So instead of just double checking it’s own resources you have to give them a copy. Also all the 9-11 terrorists were here legally and none were US citizens.

@woohahcatrim9780 2 жыл бұрын

I enjoy this type of content and would like to see more. Thank you.

@chrisnorton3494 10 ай бұрын

Your Carlin reactions are the BEST. Your kindness and logic are CLEAR but you still get it and I feel like you are introducing my greatest influence to a new generation. It's weird to see that joy in someone else discovering the ideas and sardonic humor I live by and it fills me with joy that you love his work. Please show MORE. Old stuff especially

@ryanonethreethreeseven357 2 жыл бұрын

legend.. see more !!!!

@Farmer_Dave 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin "Child Worship" is a good one.

@Nacriel 2 жыл бұрын

You should really check out George Carlin religion video.

@pamelabarrera5074 2 жыл бұрын

Love George Carlin. Love your reaction ♥. Thx for sharing. 💕

@BboyKeny 2 жыл бұрын

Slapstick is the most sophisticated form of humor imho

@Stackali 2 жыл бұрын

i love the last bit and i agree.

@Lincoln-vj2li 11 ай бұрын

George Carlin ball of steel.

@marksawyer3834 Жыл бұрын

His reaction is sooooo precious and special

@HBC423 Жыл бұрын

The news plays it as entertainment

@nimaside 2 жыл бұрын

Potentially!!

@joelspraitz4319 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was interviewed by Charlie Rose. This is how Mr. Carlin described his job. My job is to go up to that line, cross it, take you with me and make you happy you did.

@rosemariediamond7855 2 жыл бұрын

A genius ahead of his time

@meltedplasticarmyguy 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin is the great American philosopher.

@KaloyanNachev1994 2 жыл бұрын

To hell with them, people falling is always funny! Sometimes I even laugh harder when I fall, don't know why.

@agun214 Жыл бұрын

thanks for this series, love your extrapolations

@novitrix9671 2 жыл бұрын

You got a quick wit Im glad to hear it

@rittherugger160 2 жыл бұрын

I say we dig George up and make him President. We'd be better off than we've been since the turn of the century.

@drunkenviking_official 2 жыл бұрын

I can see you, bro. I can see you hold it in. You want to say "He's not wrong." And he isn't. The greatest philosopher of an era. And I don't think he could be censored. A guy like Carlin, he'd find a way to slap society in the mouth with an unparalleled, and masterful use of the English language.

@V.F.D.DaleSalvador 11 ай бұрын

He's not wrong when he said people dying in general is fun to watch. Think of how many people are glued to the news. or tragic movies, plays, and books. Stories about war, disasters, end of the world scenarios, murders, etc. Saw, 2012, Hostile, True Crime Documentaries, etc. Death in stories spices it up quite nicely. Especially if it's real. More emotionally engaging and attaching. Tool (the band) said it well in Vicarious. Eye on the TV 'Cause tragedy thrills me Whatever flavor It happens to be like "Killed by the husband" "Drowned by the ocean" "Shot by his own son" "She used the poison in his tea" And kissed him goodbye That's my kind of story It's no fun 'til someone dies Cause I need to watch things die From a distance Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies You all need it too, don't lie The universe is hostile, so Impersonal. Devour to survive So it is, so it's always been Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies Much better you than I

@fortheloveofking 2 жыл бұрын

2:26 dude looks personally attacked lol

@TheJudgementofDog 2 жыл бұрын

Safety and security are dangerous. These days we carry around devices that we can be surveilled from at any time. We set up self imposed surveillance in our own homes and vehicles. Anyone with the technical ability and any reason they want to make up can get into any system to watch and listen to everything we say and do. All for the sake of "safety and security". Many of us put all of our business out there for anyone to see through social media, which is archived and stored to be used at any time that someone feels it's necessary to drag it back out again. Convenience breeds complacency. Complacency is what the powers-that-be want from their population. It makes it much easier to "divide and conquer", which is exactly what is happening as we speak.

@matthewmohri9990 2 жыл бұрын

Sir, if you like George Carlin you'll love Bill Hicks. Also thank you so much for reviewing Townes Van Zandt. His song Silver Ships of Andilar is quite amazing as all of his other songs.

@durere 2 жыл бұрын

You make it sound like Hicks was better. No doubt he was smart and funny and all that, but on the performance side of things, he didn't hold the tip of the wick of the candle to Carlin.

@brianatkinson3516 2 жыл бұрын

In 2016 I thought it was a shame we didnt have his commentary. Its only increased since then.

@jaimekloth 2 жыл бұрын

If he was still here today he'd be saying I told you so and laughing while talking shit.

@elfdogre2181 2 жыл бұрын

His point about our immune systems seems to have been forgotten in today's social climate. This used to be common knowledge.

@BboyKeny 2 жыл бұрын

Our immune system can't be easily profited off if it's strong.

@andrew348 2 жыл бұрын

He's talking about the hygiene hypothesis but that's most important during years of development when a child's immune system is being developed. It's not the same as a zoonotic virus that jumps to humans.

@Nomusicincluded 2 жыл бұрын

Just throwing this out there. It used to be common knowledge that bloodletting would cure illness... well turns out that being "common knowledge" doesn't make it right. As Carlin said though, "live a little!", so take your medical advice from politicians and comedians, have a rat fix your brakes , and have edward scissorhands do your colonoscopy.

@slipknot95maggot 2 жыл бұрын

Yea, virologists forgot about basic biology No, that's it Can't be that some dumb tw*t on a youtube comment section has a glaring misunderstanding

@janisway1538 2 жыл бұрын

@@slipknot95maggot I don't think virologists were the target of the point, but the common people who go into crazy lenght with their hygiene. And besides, if you say virologists know everything about bacteria and the results of them, you are dead wrong, they only know a lot. And why, because in the past they have weakend accidentally a lot of peoples immune system and good bacteria with antibiotics by giving too much of them and thats why they changed the habits in recent past. At least in my country doctors give much less antibiotics than before and this is common knowledge + the recommendations come from scientists.

@ghostmonk8254 2 жыл бұрын

Rough words but clear concise true

@markyates1116 2 жыл бұрын

Dang, had to cut it off somewhere I guess. Great video!

@michellelewis7665 2 жыл бұрын

I'd be here for all of it as well. George was rough, but honest, and I appreciate that. Anyone who doesn't laugh as this man's comedy is likely bitter af.

@seanspurrell7514 2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Conductor from shining time station ladies and gentlemen. XD

@codystamler9534 10 ай бұрын

It was necessary. People need to be reminded for some reason

@infinitelegion3318 Жыл бұрын

Rip george carlin you are missed.

@ScottLovenberg 2 жыл бұрын

You need to read his book, Napalm and Silly Putty. It's amazeballs. In fact,I just moved and I'm going through my books. If your contact info is available, I'll send you my old copy.

@robplotnick 2 жыл бұрын

I like the clip where he compares football and baseball.

@atombomb31458 2 жыл бұрын

carlin is right on..

@duanem.5738 2 жыл бұрын

That was 100% necessary! I grew up on GC and he NEVER LIED!

@geraldspencer8679 Ай бұрын

George Carlin predicted the future.

@martinstensvehagen9161 Жыл бұрын

he embodies the concept of "zero chill"

@richardbuckendorf1390 2 жыл бұрын

Liked and subscribed. I was fortunate enough to see him 3 times before his passing. Not a day goes by I don't wish he was still here. I think you should check out "Rats & Squealers". It was gonna be on his next special... then he died. However, it is on youtube, as a sound bite

@James-jl9lm 8 ай бұрын

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin.

@johntuohy1867 2 жыл бұрын

As a white Irish immigrant to the USA this guys reaction is just great and unsteamrollable by G's relentless somewhat humorous intellect. MMMM. Still love G's 'tude.

@evelynpenn5085 2 жыл бұрын

That was George 100%

@LUZRINC 2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for you to react to his Religion skit

@w.p8960 2 жыл бұрын

See Saving the Planet by Carlin. He was 20 years ahead of his time.

@dreamsforgottenart 2 жыл бұрын

So many times I say myself we need Carlin to ground us right now. I'm here for all of it too Mr. L

@BelieveNoGod Жыл бұрын

Me, and my family didn't take any vaccine against th e"Bird flu", then came the "Swine flu", and my wife was anxious, so we went and got a vaccine against that. What I didn't know at the time, one sideeffect from Swineflu vaccine was "Sleeping sickness". At work I just couldn't stay awake. If me and my family drove to vist my father and his wife 40 Km away, I had to stop along the way, and sleep for 15 min. I ended up getting fired because I fell asleep in my job. Then along came Cov1d. And I wanted to go abroad, and stay for sometime. To do that, I had to get 2 shots of the thing. I hope I don't get any side effects now.

@nitishcarlin1926 2 жыл бұрын

Hes grorge carlin at his best, spitting facts.

@paulwalsh2344 2 жыл бұрын

Funny little anecdote... Years and years ago in my old life in the AV industry I was coming back home from a gig that I was doing out of town and I was arriving very last minute for a flight and was running my a$$ off trying to go through all the points to get to our plane and at security as I was putting my technician's tool case, full of tools and connectors and cables and batteries and multi-tester up on the x-ray machine, I said to the security guy, "Jeez everything looks like a bomb in that..." ... and the guy didn't even look at me, just closed his eyes and shook his head... I was FREAKING LUCKY I wasn't immediately handcuffed and taken into a back room somewhere for interrogation for hours !