Fish and Chip shops

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Cole Anderson-James

Cole Anderson-James

Жыл бұрын

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@mongoose621
@mongoose621 Жыл бұрын
"That'll be £32.99."
@IndigoIndustrial
@IndigoIndustrial 10 ай бұрын
It's getting crazy.
@WhyDoesYTUseHandlesNow
@WhyDoesYTUseHandlesNow 10 ай бұрын
Kebabs went from 4 to 9 euros here
@etasjo
@etasjo 10 ай бұрын
​@@WhyDoesYTUseHandlesNowthe west has fallen
@benonaru
@benonaru 10 ай бұрын
WRONG no@@etasjo
@gavinsoliz7137
@gavinsoliz7137 10 ай бұрын
​@etasjo Surely since prices have rised the west must have fallen!!!
@BigReptileCrew
@BigReptileCrew Жыл бұрын
Should have punched the chips a few times after he wrapped them.. Would have sealed the deal for me 😂
@McspicyFTW
@McspicyFTW Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@imvikingz3267
@imvikingz3267 Жыл бұрын
Was expecting an elbow drop off the table onto the bag before throwing it
@yootd3m
@yootd3m Жыл бұрын
If you didnt say it i would lol
@otllazai
@otllazai Жыл бұрын
this is an actually good suggestion
@sirtko
@sirtko Жыл бұрын
😅
@seen-bean
@seen-bean 3 ай бұрын
The fact an actual chip shop let him do this is wild
@aliabdallah102
@aliabdallah102 3 ай бұрын
No? He just works there.
@9mmSurpressor
@9mmSurpressor 3 ай бұрын
I don’t see any difference from this and an actual chippy
@Drop11thDimensionPleaseee
@Drop11thDimensionPleaseee 2 ай бұрын
@@aliabdallah102no he does not💀
@pillefinger3485
@pillefinger3485 2 ай бұрын
free adverticement
@aliabdallah102
@aliabdallah102 2 ай бұрын
@@Drop11thDimensionPleaseee yeah that's the joke buddy
@rednax6955
@rednax6955 3 ай бұрын
The overly tight knot on the plastic bag is the truest one here
@VolsPride
@VolsPride 2 ай бұрын
They tie bags in the first place because they don't want rainwater ruining the food (it rains a lot in the UK). And the reason they tie it so TIGHT is because there are Karen's who are so incompetent at holding tied bags that they still manage to spill their food while walking or while standing on a train, and then they march back to the shops and throw a fit, while leaving negative reviews online. There are always stupid people who find a way to ruin things for the rest of us. By the way, I just made all that shit up.
@Hirotoro4692
@Hirotoro4692 2 ай бұрын
My locals have always used paper bags, haven't been given plastic one by the chippy for years
@amoebahunter
@amoebahunter 2 ай бұрын
@@VolsPride no its to keep the heat in the bag
@ReddoFreddo
@ReddoFreddo 2 ай бұрын
​@@VolsPrideBy the way, I just shit my pants laughing
@Boankofa
@Boankofa 23 күн бұрын
Tieing a fucking know does not make the bag rain proof, you twat
@tehydro315
@tehydro315 10 ай бұрын
"SHIRLEY YOU LITTLE BITCH!!" that sure does takes me back
@jagger61009
@jagger61009 10 ай бұрын
OOONNKA GEEN GONE
@sammyismuff
@sammyismuff 10 ай бұрын
Surely Shirley would say the same
@broomhilder
@broomhilder 10 ай бұрын
@@sammyismufftakes Shirley back to a dark time 😭
@SevenHandsStranglingMe
@SevenHandsStranglingMe 10 ай бұрын
it shirley takes you back
@pmason6076
@pmason6076 10 ай бұрын
You used to be called Shirley? 😂
@sowts5157
@sowts5157 Жыл бұрын
He forgot the bit where they serve all the regulars first while they pretend your not not there.
@xsmogxcz
@xsmogxcz Жыл бұрын
Lol, where do you live? 🤣
@stevenbobbybills
@stevenbobbybills Жыл бұрын
Must be a you thing.
@krisishihat
@krisishihat Жыл бұрын
Well maybe if you were to actually order rather than just stand there then maybe they wouldnt ignore you, it doesnt matter if they only serve 1 dish on the menu, people are busy yk unless the restaurant was empty asf
@Jin-1337
@Jin-1337 Жыл бұрын
This happens sometimes
@abeedhal6519
@abeedhal6519 Жыл бұрын
@@krisishihat Well they'd have to give you attention first to take your order.
@juniourst3ven596
@juniourst3ven596 10 ай бұрын
'SHIRLEY YOU SLAAAG'! 😉😀😃
@XJR15ftw
@XJR15ftw 7 ай бұрын
The bag tied with so much force that you can't physically open it... easier to tear the bag than try to open it. 100% real, love it
@pixle6177
@pixle6177 Жыл бұрын
A authentic British experience
@TheJuanAndOnly
@TheJuanAndOnly 11 ай бұрын
an* sorry in advance:)
@pixle6177
@pixle6177 11 ай бұрын
@TheJuanAndOnly oke, so now what ? U want a medal or a nobel price for #1 dickhead Sorry in advance
@markdd4900
@markdd4900 11 ай бұрын
Cheers you slag Would of been the polite farewell 👍
@saleplains
@saleplains 10 ай бұрын
aufentic
@pixle6177
@pixle6177 10 ай бұрын
@@saleplains nononononono lad we British people say AUTHENTIC
@asmolcade5818
@asmolcade5818 Жыл бұрын
And then you get cut off half way through ordering because someone he knows comes in and you just have to stand there while they talk about his divorce for 5 minutes
@ThePenguinator33
@ThePenguinator33 Жыл бұрын
Frr
@shahwaadkhan675
@shahwaadkhan675 Жыл бұрын
On point 😂
@tkraid2575
@tkraid2575 Жыл бұрын
This is both personal and slightly specific 😂
@Peopleboy100
@Peopleboy100 Жыл бұрын
Insanely accurate
@TheWardagh
@TheWardagh Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Saddam_al-Husseini
@Saddam_al-Husseini 5 ай бұрын
The way he chucks it at the end had me rolling 😂
@ammonitegamer4165
@ammonitegamer4165 10 ай бұрын
The deathly tight bag tie at the end sells it all 😂
@adamm6290
@adamm6290 10 ай бұрын
“Salt and vinegar” “Just a smudge please” “That wasn’t a question, it was a warning”
@alonerock161
@alonerock161 10 ай бұрын
it be like that
@Gyno-Mackima
@Gyno-Mackima 9 ай бұрын
This is a perfect iteration of what happened
@user-sn1qs7qv8v
@user-sn1qs7qv8v 9 ай бұрын
Spat out my goddamn drink reading this comment
@MayonnaiseOnATable
@MayonnaiseOnATable 8 ай бұрын
Man I wish my child shop did this , we get like 3 grains
@DefinitelyAlastor
@DefinitelyAlastor 7 ай бұрын
Idk why but I feel like I'd love that much s&v
@CthulhusPRRep
@CthulhusPRRep 10 ай бұрын
I’m not even English but the wrapping bit into basketball passing it into the guy’s face is actual peak comedy
@DNAnetwork1
@DNAnetwork1 10 ай бұрын
Acurate as fuck they refuse to use a box or some shit they just wrap it in 10 layers of paper 😂
@HarveyDabeast11
@HarveyDabeast11 10 ай бұрын
@@DNAnetwork1 depends where u go on the box
@cx3622
@cx3622 10 ай бұрын
What does you not being English have to do with this?
@Glacier333
@Glacier333 10 ай бұрын
​@@cx3622biggest mystery of the century
@CthulhusPRRep
@CthulhusPRRep 10 ай бұрын
@@cx3622 ive never been to an english fish and chips restaurant
@lightningjet9444
@lightningjet9444 10 ай бұрын
You forgot the bit where if you are unfortunate to order peas or beans, they put it in a container and NEVER close the lid properly so it bloody pisses everywhere. And also if your order a can of drink, the delivery driver always puts it next to the hot food so it’s as warm as piss when it gets delivered.
@immir6647
@immir6647 4 ай бұрын
That's because they microwave them to buggery and forget to put the lids on properly
@bananagoat1017
@bananagoat1017 8 ай бұрын
The salt and vinegar is the truest thing I’ve seen in my life
@jasyillnel4402
@jasyillnel4402 6 ай бұрын
How about sugar. Made from plants. All natural as it can get
@tommywright2487
@tommywright2487 4 ай бұрын
do fish n chip shops in the UK actually put vinegar on their chips? in NZ we just get salt
@junidaydreamer
@junidaydreamer 4 ай бұрын
​@@tommywright2487Yeah pretty much everywhere except american style fast food places
@junidaydreamer
@junidaydreamer 4 ай бұрын
It's malt vinegar though
@tommywright2487
@tommywright2487 4 ай бұрын
@@junidaydreamer not in Australia or Aotearoa😭 we have fish n chip shops just like the UK but yeah nahh no vinegar
@DBasedAlex
@DBasedAlex Жыл бұрын
“What’ve you got?” “Fish, chips” Menu: Pies
@AG_Arsenal
@AG_Arsenal Жыл бұрын
And fried chicken lol
@redacted1375
@redacted1375 Жыл бұрын
But fr ain't nobody going to a fish and chip shop for pie 😭
@shakh1407
@shakh1407 Жыл бұрын
​@@redacted1375loads of people do, where else u getting pukka pies lol
@stevenbobbybills
@stevenbobbybills Жыл бұрын
​@Shak they don't sell them anywhere else, they must be contained by the raw power of the chippy
@Nick-mz4jh
@Nick-mz4jh Жыл бұрын
And fried chicken
@nonsense9911
@nonsense9911 Жыл бұрын
"Shirley, ya little bitch"....had me sideways
@4am170
@4am170 Жыл бұрын
cod....NOW!
@Thawhid
@Thawhid Жыл бұрын
I bet you like being sideways yea
@kongeethegod
@kongeethegod Жыл бұрын
​@@4am170 you better make it large
@thedorklordsauronnie3157
@thedorklordsauronnie3157 Жыл бұрын
I read this comment as he said it, fantastic 😂
@TyronebakerLivingLucidly
@TyronebakerLivingLucidly Жыл бұрын
Gets me every time lol
@harrytheseal6566
@harrytheseal6566 3 ай бұрын
Ah yes, a classic British cuisine. 10/10
@michabrzozowski9802
@michabrzozowski9802 10 ай бұрын
honestly the amount of salt before the cut was a one i'd happily use
@Bear_Woof
@Bear_Woof 10 ай бұрын
"SHIRLEY YA LITTLE BITCH" got me rollin 😂
@maxofthetitans
@maxofthetitans 9 ай бұрын
LARGE COD N O W 🤬🤬🤬
@carlosthemandalor3650
@carlosthemandalor3650 9 ай бұрын
Large coooook noww😂😂😂
@CloudJL
@CloudJL 9 ай бұрын
Beat me to it 💀
@le4hx
@le4hx 9 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard
@UKMessi1
@UKMessi1 9 ай бұрын
LMAO
@ForbiddnSock
@ForbiddnSock 10 ай бұрын
Such a charming country. Gotta visit sometime
@animatepokemonadventures7889
@animatepokemonadventures7889 10 ай бұрын
You come here, you’ll be dead within the hour.
@coach533
@coach533 10 ай бұрын
Even worse, you’ll become one of us
@jacesimmons6374
@jacesimmons6374 10 ай бұрын
@@animatepokemonadventures7889lmao i doubt that what yall gonna do to us not like we gonna get shot… 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TsarofScars
@TsarofScars 10 ай бұрын
@@coach533the ultimate horror: being british
@coffeecrispy2673
@coffeecrispy2673 10 ай бұрын
​@@jacesimmons6374ya gonna get stabbed is what
@mudskipperdrones
@mudskipperdrones 8 ай бұрын
Honestly one of your funniest ones this. So dam accurate
@mudskipperdrones
@mudskipperdrones 2 ай бұрын
Went to read the comments and found myself
@HYPERMIXBigBizz1
@HYPERMIXBigBizz1 3 ай бұрын
The way he puts the vinegar on when the customer specifically requested not to have it😂😂😂
@MovieNerd1994
@MovieNerd1994 Жыл бұрын
As a British I can confirm that this is a daily occurrence for us.
@johnwilson-wy8yj
@johnwilson-wy8yj Жыл бұрын
Ftk
@UnityGamingg
@UnityGamingg Жыл бұрын
as a british
@mtngrace123
@mtngrace123 Жыл бұрын
nobody even eats fish n chips in England
@artyom9137
@artyom9137 Жыл бұрын
You silly people get normal
@spitz5183
@spitz5183 Жыл бұрын
@@mtngrace123 Wrong.
@Abletomato92093
@Abletomato92093 10 ай бұрын
Most friendly UK interaction 💀
@2Glm005
@2Glm005 10 ай бұрын
Fax
@YoYo-zd7di
@YoYo-zd7di 10 ай бұрын
Bro it's better than getting shot up😂😂
@monsesh1316
@monsesh1316 10 ай бұрын
The only thing missing is when he gets out of the establishment and immediately get mugged and stabbed in that order.
@YoYo-zd7di
@YoYo-zd7di 10 ай бұрын
@@monsesh1316 I can't confirm or deny the reliability of this statement😂
@CarBleach
@CarBleach 9 ай бұрын
@@YoYo-zd7dinah getting shot is better than dying to a blade 😂 this isn’t 1577
@milessynborski5303
@milessynborski5303 3 ай бұрын
my first time going to another country from the US, i went to scotland and went to one of these shops and omg it was legitimately the exact same down to the exact details like the girl shaking the fries and then tying the bag like that. perfect. i am in awe.
@Hirotoro4692
@Hirotoro4692 2 ай бұрын
Must be a Scottish thing then because no chippy I have ever been to has been like this
@WTFN03
@WTFN03 3 ай бұрын
Shirley just have the roughest fkn shifts going 🤣😭
@PigeonFace4Life
@PigeonFace4Life Жыл бұрын
I love how you can see just how soaked the paper is from the vinegar 😂
@aadrick3174
@aadrick3174 10 ай бұрын
Yeah that's usually what happens when a liquid makes contact with paper. Stop pointing out random stuff in a video, pretending it's funny, just so you can get likes.
@acidifyingUser
@acidifyingUser 10 ай бұрын
@@aadrick3174you must be fun at parties
@aadrick3174
@aadrick3174 10 ай бұрын
@@acidifyingUser 🤓🤓🤓🤓👆
@acidifyingUser
@acidifyingUser 10 ай бұрын
@@aadrick3174 i expected a response like that from people like you lmao
@aadrick3174
@aadrick3174 10 ай бұрын
@@acidifyingUser ok 😂
@jaebrowne6780
@jaebrowne6780 Жыл бұрын
The way he tied the bag had me dying 😂 I swear every Chinese restaurant does that shit
@woolan_w
@woolan_w 10 ай бұрын
ikrrrrrrr
@Ludwig_Cox
@Ludwig_Cox 9 ай бұрын
I've watched this 10 times already but still laugh myself to tears when he throws it at its face haha
@bighandlegino
@bighandlegino 15 күн бұрын
The fish and chip shop ones are the best. Love em.
@Chysler_Tm
@Chysler_Tm Жыл бұрын
That throw at the end was personal😭
@miamitten1123
@miamitten1123 Жыл бұрын
Standard practice
@Magneticvortex-kk4gb
@Magneticvortex-kk4gb 10 ай бұрын
@@miamitten1123 Who's throwing bags of chips at you? I'll fight them.
@akaraven66
@akaraven66 10 ай бұрын
I was waiting for that and I still laughed.
@SuperSpatman
@SuperSpatman 10 ай бұрын
Same. I knew it was gonna get thrown somehow, but that was so sudden haha@@akaraven66
@BeagleBageler
@BeagleBageler 10 ай бұрын
@@Magneticvortex-kk4gbThe fish and chips guy of course
@one_smol_duck
@one_smol_duck 10 ай бұрын
as a philadelphian ive never felt so spiritually connected to the UK before
@LondonEmergency999
@LondonEmergency999 8 ай бұрын
I read philadelphian as Pedophilian.. sorry.
@Khanso1o
@Khanso1o 8 ай бұрын
Fuckin same. I wanna go to the UK for a likkle visit
@randallcraft4071
@randallcraft4071 8 ай бұрын
Ordering at any north eastern us sandwich or pizza shop be like. 😂
@Dndjudufhrbs
@Dndjudufhrbs 8 ай бұрын
Don’t go it’s a shithole
@cameronnicholson1980
@cameronnicholson1980 7 ай бұрын
Come over, it will open your eyes, the uk is largely a shithole 😂😂 some interesting culture though.
@qwert12345asdfgzxcvb
@qwert12345asdfgzxcvb 5 күн бұрын
I'm from the USA, and your videos make me want to visit the UK to get the authentic fish and chips experience.
@Rosicrucian69
@Rosicrucian69 4 ай бұрын
The best part was when you tied the bag super tight at the end lmao
@Armetzger
@Armetzger 10 ай бұрын
Just went to London on a Vacation last year. And that was the exact vibe.
@wasp3959
@wasp3959 10 ай бұрын
Yeah sure you did mate
@acetyl3977
@acetyl3977 10 ай бұрын
must’ve been a pretty shit place then because i’ve never encountered one like this before
@SPLUDGYY
@SPLUDGYY 10 ай бұрын
@@acetyl3977 he said same "vibe" not same thing
@Captaincurtplayz
@Captaincurtplayz 10 ай бұрын
I cant lie each aspect of this video is correct but you experience it in different places like the rude attitude but good service or them overwrapping your food and not listening to your order while speaking a turkish or greek, you rarely get a place that is all of this in 1.@@SPLUDGYY
@NonsensicalSpudz
@NonsensicalSpudz 10 ай бұрын
how long it take you to open the bag
@jakeplaysgames_A
@jakeplaysgames_A 10 ай бұрын
It's either this or a really nice old lady who quickly becomes a family friend
@DudeMcGuybro
@DudeMcGuybro 10 ай бұрын
She says she'll be at every family gathering, but she doesn't show up. She's forgiven because FISHENCHEPS.
@EatAllDaHumans
@EatAllDaHumans 10 ай бұрын
Literally have a nice older lady at a fish and chips spot in Long Beach 😂
@rupertbranson5994
@rupertbranson5994 2 ай бұрын
I've watched this video a few times over the last year, and I've only just realised, i know exactly where this chip shop is. 😂
@isefboy
@isefboy 2 ай бұрын
Where is it?😂
@LovelyjubleyUK
@LovelyjubleyUK 4 ай бұрын
I wasn’t ready for the Headshot 🤣🤣🤣
@joshwongwai3532
@joshwongwai3532 Жыл бұрын
If my fish and chips isn't served like this, then I don't want it.
@theslayergaming6756
@theslayergaming6756 Жыл бұрын
Haha 😂
@smurffy5330
@smurffy5330 Жыл бұрын
So you have a kink about being peed around like a lil bitch 💀💀🗿🗿
@phoenixgaming7739
@phoenixgaming7739 Жыл бұрын
I'm surely is the opposite 😂😂😅😊😢
@yeager9731
@yeager9731 Жыл бұрын
Fine, you don't get em then
@Largentina.
@Largentina. Жыл бұрын
​@@phoenixgaming7739 Yes. Thats usually how jokes work.
@northluvsu6322
@northluvsu6322 10 ай бұрын
This guy somehow plays the greatest nice guy and the greatest douchebag at the same time, genuinely impressive
@ROSIE2803
@ROSIE2803 4 ай бұрын
Salt and Vinegar "Just a smudge" "That aint a question its a warnin" 😂😂😂
@kylesanders3502
@kylesanders3502 9 ай бұрын
This is the one that literally made me laugh out loud. They’re all amazing shorts, this one is bang on how the bloke chippy manager is!
@zaidhakim
@zaidhakim 10 ай бұрын
The amount of paper used to wrap the fish and chips is always way more than needed, it’s like packing to move a house
@marvinwilliams1067
@marvinwilliams1067 8 ай бұрын
I work at a moving company so I definitely know lol
@zombiefarmer103poke8
@zombiefarmer103poke8 3 ай бұрын
Its the UK there is no choice
@dextersynesterformerlysorb5334
@dextersynesterformerlysorb5334 3 ай бұрын
How else will your chips be lukewarm instead of frozen by the time you get home?
@yqpper
@yqpper 3 ай бұрын
Fries*
@x3cion
@x3cion 10 ай бұрын
I lost it when he closed the bag as hard as a hitman strangling someone 😂
@hayleysahara496
@hayleysahara496 10 ай бұрын
I hate that, the kebab shop I go to does that too, even when I tell them to leave it open xD Muscle memory, who knows why.
@billyelliot4141
@billyelliot4141 10 ай бұрын
Epic. They do that to lock in the steam to make the chips more soggy.
@adamjohnson-zv6wl
@adamjohnson-zv6wl 8 ай бұрын
If I lived in an area where people walk into a fish and chip shop and asks what ya got? I would consider moving 😂
@hivemistressherguineapigfa8563
@hivemistressherguineapigfa8563 3 ай бұрын
The salt & vinegar bit really got me! & the throwing the bag finished me off!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Skizzlepuss
@Skizzlepuss 10 ай бұрын
Its good to see slapstick comedy is still alive and well. The end fucking killed me.
@CinemascapeReview
@CinemascapeReview 9 ай бұрын
For real i died 😂
@TTalksVA
@TTalksVA 8 ай бұрын
Did you touch gras in the last 6 years?
@justagalwhocomments
@justagalwhocomments 8 ай бұрын
@@TTalksVAit was funny asf bro 😭
@Frank-li8uj
@Frank-li8uj 8 ай бұрын
@@justagalwhocommentssame bro I screamed when he got hit with the chips
@VeganGoat96
@VeganGoat96 8 ай бұрын
​@@TTalksVAyeah, your Mum says she likes it trimmed.
@jack1aug96
@jack1aug96 11 ай бұрын
The tying of the bag is accurate af. They tie them so tight 😅
@grahamlive
@grahamlive 10 ай бұрын
In Scottish chippies we don't even get a bag. We do get the hundred layers of paper though. It's the Chinese takeaways that are masters of the bag tying.
@jacobe9187
@jacobe9187 10 ай бұрын
Every single time but bro didn’t miss every part of the process that would be extra of the chips person was exactly how he described/portrayed.
@jacobe9187
@jacobe9187 10 ай бұрын
@@grahamliveI have seen that and I’ve forgotten, but you won’t be forgotten again homie love from America.
@jack1aug96
@jack1aug96 2 ай бұрын
@@grahamlivesorry, replying to this comment 7 months later. I didn’t realise anyone replied 😂 Yeah the Chinese takeaways are the worst for bag tying. Especially when you order prawn crackers. You literally have to rip the bag open to get to them. 😂
@tomasantl3164
@tomasantl3164 7 ай бұрын
The hard tight knot on the bag cracks me up :D
@Reptilian_Humanoid
@Reptilian_Humanoid 9 ай бұрын
That “ok sure” sounded personal
@Yukimation
@Yukimation Жыл бұрын
Forgot the £30 for the fish
@whothisbuddhist
@whothisbuddhist Жыл бұрын
Bloody hell where you ordering from
@zacurrya9485
@zacurrya9485 Жыл бұрын
You live in Brighton or something? It's £4 for a cod £2 for a sausage
@Notapizzathief
@Notapizzathief Жыл бұрын
Jeez man, come to Blackpool, we have more chippys than people, it's a tenth the price
@Yukimation
@Yukimation Жыл бұрын
@@whothisbuddhist London is why
@zacurrya9485
@zacurrya9485 Жыл бұрын
@@Notapizzathief thanks for the travel advice
@lukewatts883
@lukewatts883 10 ай бұрын
As a fish and chip shop worker, I can confirm these are our procedures 👌 Edit: Oh my days! I'M FAMOUS 🤩
@nickchivers9029
@nickchivers9029 7 ай бұрын
I call bullshit your name ain't Shirley.
@245thegreat
@245thegreat 5 ай бұрын
BS
@coreyjennings4910
@coreyjennings4910 5 ай бұрын
Facts and I’m just a customer. I fancy fish n chips now with a smudge of salt.
@lord_duckian9521
@lord_duckian9521 4 ай бұрын
IS THAT YOU SHIRLEY YOU LITTLE BITCH, WHERES MY FUCKING LARGE COD
@hmishfiddy
@hmishfiddy 4 ай бұрын
Same mate 😂
@MDisaster
@MDisaster 3 ай бұрын
Every single part of this is amazing, down to the overly tight bag tie
@Nw-zh1uq
@Nw-zh1uq 10 ай бұрын
Now I actually want to go eat fish and chips. This looks delicious.
@tycoonfan49486
@tycoonfan49486 Жыл бұрын
i didnt expect cole to be hit by his damn food at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@APEXGuerilla
@APEXGuerilla Жыл бұрын
Yeah I bust out laughing 😂
@gilfLover444
@gilfLover444 Жыл бұрын
Shit had me ded
@barlzjunior4863
@barlzjunior4863 Жыл бұрын
Which one is cole
@tycoonfan49486
@tycoonfan49486 Жыл бұрын
@@gilfLover444 lol
@tycoonfan49486
@tycoonfan49486 Жыл бұрын
@@barlzjunior4863 id say the one ordering
@KakarotOwns
@KakarotOwns Жыл бұрын
Sealing the bag so tight is true, i always end up ripping the bag open as they seal it so tight 😂
@Natediaaz209
@Natediaaz209 Жыл бұрын
It's done deliberately to keep the food as warm as possible
@zahidshabir4038
@zahidshabir4038 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I usually want to keep the bags in tact especially after the government made it mandatory to charge for bags because I use these cheap throwaway bags as bin liners for the really small bins that we have around the house in the living room and bedrooms
@zahidshabir4038
@zahidshabir4038 Жыл бұрын
@@BioHazard2103 Woah there kiddo calm down
@Lxk3ez
@Lxk3ez Жыл бұрын
@@BioHazard2103it’s comment section, no one has to be asked to comment
@thighg8744
@thighg8744 Жыл бұрын
​@@zahidshabir4038 hes right though who tf asked why you keep the bags
@danielblackburn9012
@danielblackburn9012 3 ай бұрын
The level of commitment you have to your shorts is fantastic.
@Ovoxo1995
@Ovoxo1995 7 ай бұрын
Your sketch’s are too good! 😂
@Drizzy710
@Drizzy710 10 ай бұрын
“Fish… and chips” The fried chicken on the wall behind him: 👁️👄👁️
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 9 ай бұрын
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. T'is the Bri'ish Way.
@leeshapon
@leeshapon 8 ай бұрын
the sausages and pies: are we a joke to him?
@zakiahmed6655
@zakiahmed6655 6 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the drinks
@liammeech3702
@liammeech3702 5 ай бұрын
And those weird red sausages that are always there next to the pukka pies.
@dontaejones7419
@dontaejones7419 5 ай бұрын
​@@zakiahmed6655I don't trust anyone who buys a drink from a chippy. Just drink the curry sauce, you sket
@darthrevan6258
@darthrevan6258 Жыл бұрын
That's the cleanest looking chippy I've ever seen
@Icecubegv
@Icecubegv Жыл бұрын
What you tryna say?🤔🤨
@knightofthebrotherhood
@knightofthebrotherhood Жыл бұрын
​@@Icecubegv most chippys are filthy its self explanatory
@garinhunt7854
@garinhunt7854 Жыл бұрын
​@Jamalllll the dirtiest chippy on the scriffiest Street is always the best chippy. Never trust a clean chippy
@knightofthebrotherhood
@knightofthebrotherhood Жыл бұрын
@@garinhunt7854 nah bro that rule only applies unless its a chain of chippys that are clean
@Ola-oh8ei
@Ola-oh8ei Жыл бұрын
Wtf is chippy, you dummies just can’t type chips?
@London_Channel_Vlogs
@London_Channel_Vlogs 4 ай бұрын
The last part had me crying on the floor😂😂😂
@Dark-qz4mx
@Dark-qz4mx 9 ай бұрын
The way he can go back and forth with himself is unmatched..🤣
@vice.nor.virtue
@vice.nor.virtue 10 ай бұрын
As a Brit, I can say this is so accurate it's beyond comprehension.
@mresquidgeward5965
@mresquidgeward5965 4 ай бұрын
Dont talk rubbish. Been eating fish n chips for 40 years and never ever seen this
@ador3cc
@ador3cc 4 ай бұрын
Then ur obviously not British 😂​@@mresquidgeward5965
@Ironz._.
@Ironz._. 4 ай бұрын
Yup ​@@mresquidgeward5965
@greenstingray
@greenstingray 4 ай бұрын
@@mresquidgeward5965 Sorry to say but ur not British then
@Mortuus101
@Mortuus101 3 ай бұрын
@@greenstingray He's a bit o' a knee cobbler ain't he?
@rohanharridge5579
@rohanharridge5579 Жыл бұрын
This level of customer service is only particular to the Southeast of England. Chippies anywhere else in Britain are usually pretty friendly.
@micah.101
@micah.101 Жыл бұрын
Swear… Essex chippies full of a**holes
@gaygranola
@gaygranola Жыл бұрын
I don’t think he’s trying to portray them as unfriendly, just a “bishbashbosh” type personality. They’re the same over here in the south west.
@KatieM786
@KatieM786 Жыл бұрын
I don't want friendly lol I just want my dinner 😂
@allexhoughton
@allexhoughton 11 ай бұрын
Ever been to the Northwest? People here can't even spell, let alone serve chips with a smile. 😂
@Smokemasters101
@Smokemasters101 11 ай бұрын
As funny as this clip is go to the mermaid in broadstairs Kent best fish and chips ever and nice staff
@treytat1
@treytat1 2 ай бұрын
“What have you got?” *Sighs* “We got fish… and chips..” 😂
@juliobotello4830
@juliobotello4830 9 күн бұрын
If he made these videos in prime vine era, he would be an iconic creator
@TheGoldenboyo
@TheGoldenboyo Жыл бұрын
Just imagining the actual fish and chip shop owner watching this from the side after he gave permission to film 💀
@stevenbobbybills
@stevenbobbybills Жыл бұрын
"Would've added more salt"
@k20aa
@k20aa Жыл бұрын
Loved the way he tightened the bag up why the fuck do they do that 😂😂😂
@dylanmurphy9389
@dylanmurphy9389 Жыл бұрын
Keeps the food warm if you let no air out
@TitaniumAlloyz
@TitaniumAlloyz 10 ай бұрын
Because they want you to leave instead of eating it there
@niyampancholi2300
@niyampancholi2300 7 ай бұрын
Shirley bit got me creasin 🤣🤣 this video is so facts if you know you know
@DavoutDev
@DavoutDev 4 ай бұрын
I love that he says they only have fish and chips while the sign at the tops says fish and chicken
@MERKthatDUCK
@MERKthatDUCK Жыл бұрын
the Shirley line is crazy hahaha
@QueensBronxNY
@QueensBronxNY Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Bassorpheuss1326
@Bassorpheuss1326 10 ай бұрын
Best service in the whole UK
@Hollows1997
@Hollows1997 7 ай бұрын
Just missing the “got no fish ready, it’ll be around 10 minutes” and you’ve nailed it!
@hualni
@hualni 3 ай бұрын
That throw got me. 😅😅😅
@night5738
@night5738 Жыл бұрын
“Shirley.. ya little BITCH” is WILD! And the moaning when he was spraying the vinegar, unreal 💀
@dirtbagdez742
@dirtbagdez742 10 ай бұрын
That tight ass knot into the chest pass killed me off 😂☠️
@EmmaW4
@EmmaW4 5 ай бұрын
I really love your native fish poaster!!! Those are my favorite things!!!
@matorix003
@matorix003 3 ай бұрын
„completely oversalted and absolutely drenched in vinegar please“ Funnily enough I actually like it that way
@Kid_toucher123
@Kid_toucher123 10 ай бұрын
I’m Scottish and this is scarily relatable
@TheTechGiantYouTube
@TheTechGiantYouTube Жыл бұрын
I get the opposite. YES to salt and vinegar, end up getting none! 🙄
@jsav6058
@jsav6058 Жыл бұрын
Or you can just taste a wisp of vinegar and the odd grain of salt
@RIPJayCress
@RIPJayCress Жыл бұрын
I hate it when they ask me I go yea and they give you the most unsalted chips ever
@DannyGoddard99
@DannyGoddard99 Жыл бұрын
Same I have to ask for lots of it every time 😂
@Paul-sl9zm
@Paul-sl9zm Жыл бұрын
​@@RIPJayCress Don't you have salt at home?
@whodoyouthinkiam210
@whodoyouthinkiam210 Жыл бұрын
​@@Paul-sl9zm NO thats why I asked for it!
@JediMasterFO
@JediMasterFO 2 ай бұрын
OMG. We have that guy here across the pond as well. Getting fried chicken take away, the styrofoam box lid has tabs to push open to let out steam. Open? No, mate. Plastic bag left open? No, mate. Crispy fried chicken at home? No, mate.
@mmxgaming1476
@mmxgaming1476 3 ай бұрын
that last bit got me 😂
@apun9307
@apun9307 10 ай бұрын
I almost expected him to just smash the bag as hard as he could onto the countertop like a chain mace🤣🤣
@spicybiker3191
@spicybiker3191 Жыл бұрын
My grandparents have owned a fish shop for decades and this both had them howling 😂❤😂
@sanisbd
@sanisbd Жыл бұрын
Jolly geezers x
@johnnyhopkins2177
@johnnyhopkins2177 Жыл бұрын
Because they know it's true
@cianwright212
@cianwright212 Жыл бұрын
Is your Nan called shirley
@jimmyredd
@jimmyredd Жыл бұрын
@@cianwright212 and is she a little bitch?
@Tony024
@Tony024 Жыл бұрын
Are they wolves ?
@skitz-oh
@skitz-oh 6 ай бұрын
Tying the bag was spot on haha
@danniellehill249
@danniellehill249 7 ай бұрын
😂😂 way too accurate
@Luna-we4yc
@Luna-we4yc 10 ай бұрын
having worked in a chippy, this is very accurate to the worklife, that wrapping is brutal
@retrobeans24
@retrobeans24 10 ай бұрын
He forgot the bit where those chips are the best chips you’ve ever eaten.
@bobmcguffin5706
@bobmcguffin5706 10 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@jasonpeng5798
@jasonpeng5798 10 ай бұрын
Given that all UK food is trash it’s not a very high bar to pass
@1Maverick2
@1Maverick2 10 ай бұрын
Those french fries look awful. Thick cut like that is trash. A bunch of salt like that? Also trash. Vinegar on FRIES? Absolutely disgusting.
@bobmcguffin5706
@bobmcguffin5706 10 ай бұрын
@@1Maverick2 that will be because these are not French or Fries. These are chips. Chippie Chips and this is how we have them
@solaire9217
@solaire9217 10 ай бұрын
@@jasonpeng5798 I don’t know where that myth comes from everyone seems to think we just have full English constantly
@Frankie_91
@Frankie_91 4 ай бұрын
The really tight knot on the bag 😂 so true!
@askjeevescosby2928
@askjeevescosby2928 8 ай бұрын
Him wrapping it up gets me every time. 🤣
@ZWallAbuser
@ZWallAbuser Жыл бұрын
the way he fucken squeezed the vinegar with all his might i lost it
@1ron7ands
@1ron7ands Жыл бұрын
💀💀
@Birdbike719
@Birdbike719 Жыл бұрын
That was some thick vinegar
@frankjoanne6240
@frankjoanne6240 10 ай бұрын
SURLY YA LITTLE BITCH LARGE COD NOW! that line had me in tears 🤣
@inoscopedjfk8207
@inoscopedjfk8207 3 ай бұрын
"What've you got?" "Fish... or chips." Meanwhile in the background: "Fish and Chicken"
@Southeastern-Train-Channel
@Southeastern-Train-Channel 2 ай бұрын
The aggressive application of the salt and vinegar is the most accurate part! 😂
@MarcusJW676
@MarcusJW676 Жыл бұрын
I swear this guy has every job there is
@raygun26
@raygun26 4 ай бұрын
The way he milked the vinegar was wild.
@Zihark_
@Zihark_ 3 ай бұрын
The best part is the "Fish and Chicken" sign in the background lol
@--Charlie--G
@--Charlie--G Жыл бұрын
😂😂 You forgot to add how ridiculously over priced they are these days . Chippies round my way are shutting down as no one goes in there anymore .
@JensonC
@JensonC Жыл бұрын
I love in a small ish village and a couple months ago the only chippy shut down and if we want to go to the chippy we have to drive 15 miles to the nearest town
@--Charlie--G
@--Charlie--G Жыл бұрын
@@JensonC I feel your pain . We don't bother anymore . The quality in food has dropped and with the prices for a family meal it's just too much for what you get .
@ralphmacchiato3761
@ralphmacchiato3761 Жыл бұрын
Have some sovereignty, it's supposed to be fantastic!
@MyHentaiGirl
@MyHentaiGirl Жыл бұрын
At this point i make my own damn fish and chip
@KezVanBeck
@KezVanBeck Жыл бұрын
Trust I ordered fish and chips for the first time in years the other day. Like £13 for a fish 😂
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