Something smelled fishy...

[undertale joke]

@@Bacony_Cakes get out of my thread

@@YUN6_V3NUZ sodium bromate

Sea honey

Well, I am a mermaid because I also really like fish.

I'm also a mermaid cause not only do I eat sushi but I can also swim *gasp* ikr?

And here I thought those were grizzly bears!

Me after eating poki: *interesting..*

me after having beef: am cow

Imagine being the first European to make a well documented account of a Newley discovered continent and then they name it after the second guy. Lmao

Which is a lie. Manatees are beautiful creatures 😂

@@joshuaspector8182 yes, who doesn’t love the sea squishy?

@@nfwrambo 😂

@@joshuaspector8182 cute? Yes. Hot? No

*ah yes a very realistic mermaid*

They were birds in the odyssey

Greek mermaids are the ancestors of tits (the birds)

Lmao imagine making a fleshlight out of mermaid skin Now let that sink in for a moment since some mother facker will probably do it when its a fact that they exist

@@DecisionsRQuestionable bro what

Number 1: the Mariana Trench.

It was crabzilla using it’s magical powers

AND THEY USE SEA CUCUMBERS AS A FLESH LIGHT

Cant wait

😂

Jokes on you, you believe in construction? Its obviously just a government propaganda to hide the truths that the gov is hiding aliens in area-51 and we all are in a simulation. If you disagree that "construction" is real, your anti non-constructionist, racist, homophobic, and sexist. The gov is lying to y'all iditos, see the truth!

Get ready for the Rapture, baby!

He’s not wrong tho lol

Yep

yep 100% agree

LMAO

If mermaid existed they'd just be cetaceans

they exist. its called manatees lol

@@CoatedDolphin walruses

@@player-8740 seals

that sounds like a really intresting think to talk about. maybe next video?

Or they brought sushi from 7 eleven

I'm with the 7 eleven/deliveroo option, because that "mermaid" seems to be at a tropical location, where raw salmon is known to not live.

once i read something about "if the dolphins had hands, they would be a potencial threat to man kind"

@@mofranhim3894 wtf

@@mofranhim3894 yeah If they could make things they would basically be aquatic humans

@@mofranhim3894 They already are.

@CGGS_Gaming so by YOUR logic a sea urchin is an aquatic lunged mammal, fishlike, and very intelligent

You forgot the worst one of all: the sea cucumber

@@soybeanthegreat7767 you just summoned Satan through mentioning this horrible creature

@@squattingcolin9200 sea cucumber, sea cucumber, sea cucumber, now its real 😉

@@cheesejam1373 great you summoned all of hell Now we'll have to call the doom slayer

@@squattingcolin9200 da, I got you homie *grabs power armour and bolter*

You can’t stop Crabzilla.

@@dor748 No, but the 10th scariest creature can. **simcity societies authoritarian 02 music** **sirens go off** **the sea cucumber rises from the depths**

@@Bacony_Cakes **sea cactus appears** **decimates both of them**

Sea Nikocado Avocado

The megalodon...

I remember that documentary fucked me up as a child, i actually almost cried when the merman sacrificied himself for the group

A lot of the footage, the shitty cgi ones, are from that moc!

@@alexmacgregor9631 I know, that’s why I’m suggesting that he should go and react to them lol

He should also react to the followups to those mockumentaries that they also produced, they are even more hilarious

Totally agree

Pretty sure the mermaid one actually had a megalodon in it too.

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Top 10 reasons why Crabzilla

Top 20 reasons why the Sea Cucumber hides Crabzilla in its ass

@@user-kp1js6cb2s is huge

Number 1: despite making 72% of earth only 15% of the ocean has been explored

Yoooo I am a construction worker going to work for stock footage

Wow imagine believing oceans are real LMAO

Couldn't be me

hah, what even is an ocean? people be making up stuff nowadays 🙄

@@sbirk3946 Wtf is a ocean?

Nebraska Moment

how would they give birth? to be a mammal you have to have live birth. if the bottom half is a fish, then wouldn't the reproductive system also work like a fish?

@@knight764 True, but not all mammals give live birth! Platypus and echidnas are two examples of mammals who lay eggs!

@@rosevines661 Mermaid eggs are my favorite delicacy

@@porguinturtle3854 mermaid caviar yummy

@@knight764 As someone already mentioned, some mammals don't actually have live birth! But also just because "that part" of the animal "looks like a fish" on the outside, that doesn't necessarily mean it has to function the same on the inside, at least not in a way that would make live birth impossible! Look at cetaceans (whales and dolphins) for instance, they "look like fish" despite being mammals and still give live birth in water just fine. Also there's the extinct ichthyosaurs too, they "looked like fish" and they also gave live birth, despite actually being marine reptiles. Idk why I spent so much time writing this but hey, I hope it's of mild interest to someone.

Even if they were real, how are they even a proof?

Bill Cipher because old things are more reliable for…. reasons! Anyway here are the top 5 most feared and battled snails of the Middle Ages

@@billcipher8645 Because ancient people definitely certainly without a doubt didn't have any imagination whatsoever

@@Dell-ol6hb Ah yes you are right, imagination was invented in 2010

@@billcipher8645 Yes, and we have Wilbur A. Imagination to thank for it's invention.

Alternative alternative title: scientist questions humanity's devolving

That axlotl with the note block is so cute

@@DecisionsRQuestionable Did you know rocks are better weapons then guns?

Sus

I don't know why but it reading your comment made me giggle

That's exactly what I thought it was

Yeah it is! I think it’s the picture of a specimen that’s either in San Francisco or London

The anime "Mermaid Forest" referenced that.

@@AnimeArchaeologist bruh didn't know there's mermaid anime

would they do that? serious mode

@@mofranhim3894 sharks going crazy

The waters run red

Soldiers can commonly develop PTSD, which can cause hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that aren't there) after coming home from war. Also, being in a high-stress environment long-term can cause your brain to "see things." But none of that is schizophrenia. You are so close to being correct, but you're just off. Nothing you said is right except maybe the last sentence. This reads like you heard about Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder from a friend who heard it from their sister, who heard it from a friend who heard it from their uncle who heard it from a coworker who heard it from their dad's friend, and details were muddled and changed along the way.

You are correct, those are called "fiji mermaids"

There are quite a few!! I saw one at the British museum a few years ago - and I think the Horniman has one too

I think you might’ve seen gravity falls Rhino1400

I know this thread is a few months old but since it’s informative I’m gonna add my two cents. “Jenny Hanover” what sailors and pirates would make out of random materials (whale bone, fish, monkey skulls, etc) when bored. And I think it was a Jenny Hanover that P.T. Barnum first exhibited as a mermaid.

I don't know why, but it made me sad that P.T. Barnum is being referred to as a random conman in this comment. Maybe cuz I read a lot of books that mentioned him as a kid cuz I was into cryptozoological stuff and all the books at the library mentioned the Fiji mermaid and whatever other weird stuff he came up with. I feel like he should be a household name lol. It would be like talking about Abraham Lincoln and only referring to him as "some tall dude."

souce?

Yeah, the size of the world was well known (although he thought it was smaller than it actually was) and he knew they had not traveled far enough to arrive in India.

@@kyle857 another myth, he didn't think the world was smaller than it actually was, but that Asia was bigger, that's why I mention the inaccuracy of maps at the time, because although the world's shape depicted was similar to the truth, measuring distances was a pain. For reference, it is believed Columbus used henricus martellus' atlas as reference.

@@alecity4877 he actually arrived to what is now south america if im not wrong where indigenous people were colonized by spain and portugal

@@Dani-fc8ww yes and no, in his first 3 trips he arrived to the Caribbean, in his forth he arrived to South America. More specifically the Paria peninsula, then went along the coast to the Cariaco peninsula and reached the place where now lies the city of Cumaná; all in Venezuela where I'm from.

The found footage clip on the video, i.e. the "people threw rocks at her" part, is also from The Body Found. I saw that program years ago. Discovery Channel/Animal Planet had the audacity to show this goofy-ass mockumentary and pass it by as being legit, lol.

Oh, how the turn tables have...

Inglosh

@@PhantomGato-v- injlosh

@@grimm3995 ivjlech

Einguloush

Rjklesh

And a singular video of some old fat guy with friendly muttonchops standing in the water off of the side of a ship.

I would honestly sub for that beauty of a channel

@@Bacony_Cakes lmfaoo

You could put some seals too

Sadly, I too think that way... Google: "You may have cancer or..." Me: "Finally..."

For something like a wyrm or unicorn, it could be fun to speculate how they would be classified, but a mermaid is so absurd there’s really no possible logical way to try to classify them realistically.

@@powergannon I mean really though? Technically if we go by the reasoning that mermaids evolved in a similar way to whales then classification is possible. But the half fish part no.

Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects.

@@polaknasieci1331 seems correct

@Daniel Gembara Sorry for the late reply but that actually only means they are hexapods and not necessarily insects, it’s not an insect because it has six legs, it has six legs because it’s an insect.

lol, but same

I came across them while looking for the little mermaid and got scarred for life, I quit my swimming classes and developed thalassophobia💀💀💀

The quality is on par for now. Hope he can keep on top of the wave, he deserves the fame he's got.

@@ackbarreserve lets just hope he doesn't sink

@@grimm3995 These replies are draining my will to live.

@@destroycraft1735 good, i'l sink ya

It’s also possible that he could have been hallucinating from drinking to much ocean water and beer is how he mistook a manatee as a mermaid.

To be completely fair, things have started becoming pear-shaped for the world recently...

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Oh I agree but the point stands: mans isn't very good at Knowing things and the alcohol didn't help

IT ISN'T????

He didn't think he was in India. He knew the diameter of the planet and he knew how far he had sailed.

So did he convince her?

Was she convinced

did he

WE NEED ANSWERS

WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS STILL ON THE DARK SIDE A S A P

Ye

Spiders are pretty friendly if you dont attack them so i dont mind

underrated words

It looks like a fucking demon

@@theoriginalman9426 it's not even that big

for me its the coelacanth and moray eel

Always has been ; )

Some florida man will try to fuck them at some point.

Manatee are hot though

Colombus actually DID claim he saw mermaids: According to priest (and enemy) Bartolome de Las Casas: "‘El día pasado, cuando el Almirante iba al Río del Oro, dijo que vido tres sirenas que salieron bien alto de la mar, pero no eran tan hermosas como las pintan, que en alguna manera tenian forma de hombre en la cara. Dijo que otras veces las había visto en la costa de Guinea, donde se coge la manegueta." Translation: "On the previous day, when the Admiral had gone to the Rio del Oro, he said he saw three mermaids, that came very high up out of the sea; but they were not so beautiful as they are depicted for only after a fashion had human form in their faces. He said that he had seen some on other occasion in Guinea, on the coast of Malagueta." This is also "COINCIDENTALLY " manatee waters, and indeed subsequent explorers saw the natives hunt manatees for food. The Spanish were completely unfamiliar with manatees, by the way.

@@Tareltonlives I feel confident 99,99% of "mermaid sightings" are manatees

wait what?

this comment was a ride but I agree with the merch idea

good old days

Ah yes zilla maids

More like mermaid become crab

mermzilla

Lobsterzilla