"How was work honey?" *sniffling* "I got bullied by a mean fish woman"
@gabrielpineirogarcia20783 жыл бұрын
Something smelled fishy...
@Bacony_Cakes3 жыл бұрын
[undertale joke]
@YUN6_V3NUZ3 жыл бұрын
@@Bacony_Cakes get out of my thread
@Bacony_Cakes3 жыл бұрын
@@YUN6_V3NUZ sodium bromate
@dumbestgoatonmars56973 жыл бұрын
Sea honey
@LautaroArgentino3 жыл бұрын
"Some even claim they seen her eat raw salmon" Me after having sushi: You know, I'm something of a mermaid myself.
@spidertheo36133 жыл бұрын
Well, I am a mermaid because I also really like fish.
@dwighttheislander73693 жыл бұрын
I'm also a mermaid cause not only do I eat sushi but I can also swim *gasp* ikr?
@hippyjoe3 жыл бұрын
And here I thought those were grizzly bears!
@lemmy49903 жыл бұрын
Me after eating poki: *interesting..*
@user-qg7fe2ls9n3 жыл бұрын
me after having beef: am cow
@nfwrambo3 жыл бұрын
Christopher Columbus actually did write about seeing mermaids, and from the way he described them they absolutely were manatees, he also remarked that “they were not half as beautiful as they are painted”
@CarburetorThompson2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the first European to make a well documented account of a Newley discovered continent and then they name it after the second guy. Lmao
@joshuaspector81822 жыл бұрын
Which is a lie. Manatees are beautiful creatures 😂
@nfwrambo2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaspector8182 yes, who doesn’t love the sea squishy?
@joshuaspector81822 жыл бұрын
@@nfwrambo 😂
@happsk1211 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuaspector8182 cute? Yes. Hot? No
@zeniittinen3 жыл бұрын
"woah we found a mermaid corpse, but no one knows if it's real or a prop" literally just dissect it to see
Greek mermaids are the ancestors of tits (the birds)
@DecisionsRQuestionable3 жыл бұрын
Lmao imagine making a fleshlight out of mermaid skin Now let that sink in for a moment since some mother facker will probably do it when its a fact that they exist
@absolutemaniac73683 жыл бұрын
@@DecisionsRQuestionable bro what
@countvladislausdragulia74143 жыл бұрын
Next video: Top 10 Reasons Why the Megalodon Evolved into Mermaids
@Gabriel-rj9gn3 жыл бұрын
Number 1: the Mariana Trench.
@mutinoustater28963 жыл бұрын
It was crabzilla using it’s magical powers
@user-lw4vi4oy2d3 жыл бұрын
AND THEY USE SEA CUCUMBERS AS A FLESH LIGHT
@nobodyspecial70043 жыл бұрын
Cant wait
@zerocat8883 жыл бұрын
😂
@timthehistorian2 жыл бұрын
The funny part is, the one about the construction site actually happened. A construction project was halted because the workers were scared of "mermaids." Keep in mind this ties into a larger case of mass hysteria centered around mermaids that was and still is occurring in Zimbabwe. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
@lifeiscats1337 Жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, you believe in construction? Its obviously just a government propaganda to hide the truths that the gov is hiding aliens in area-51 and we all are in a simulation. If you disagree that "construction" is real, your anti non-constructionist, racist, homophobic, and sexist. The gov is lying to y'all iditos, see the truth!
@ImAnubisDude3 жыл бұрын
“Oh look! A goddamn mermaid that if captured on camera will change what we think about the ocean! Let me get my Nokia phone so i can capture it on 16 pixels!”
@emilykozak72493 жыл бұрын
“Because you’d not come across this and be like let’s call the police, you’d come across this and walk to your nearest church and Start praying to Jesus for salvation” - AVNJ
@mathewcipriano47943 жыл бұрын
Get ready for the Rapture, baby!
@dndoodles22913 жыл бұрын
He’s not wrong tho lol
@maddrexyy9733 жыл бұрын
Yep
@7nameless9043 жыл бұрын
yep 100% agree
@kirk65353 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@thatguyfrommewe72413 жыл бұрын
Even if Mermaids actually existed, I highly doubt they'd look like us.
@manolomartinez50333 жыл бұрын
If mermaid existed they'd just be cetaceans
@CoatedDolphin3 жыл бұрын
they exist. its called manatees lol
@player-87403 жыл бұрын
@@CoatedDolphin walruses
@CoatedDolphin3 жыл бұрын
@@player-8740 seals
@mofranhim38943 жыл бұрын
that sounds like a really intresting think to talk about. maybe next video?
@petersmythe64623 жыл бұрын
"Eat a raw salmon." Ok, so this would imply that they're either an active predator or set up fish traps. Either one implies a pretty good metabolism and the latter implies a lot of brainpower driven by that metabolism. If they're gonna actually chase down a salmon, they need to be very fast. Salmon are strong, steamlined swimmers.
@Caspercab3 жыл бұрын
Or they brought sushi from 7 eleven
@asterunum2 жыл бұрын
I'm with the 7 eleven/deliveroo option, because that "mermaid" seems to be at a tropical location, where raw salmon is known to not live.
@officersoulknight63213 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna ignore the fact that in a lot of aspects dolphins are pretty much mermaids -Aquatic, Lunged Mammal -Fishlike -Very Intelligent, Near Human levels
@mofranhim38943 жыл бұрын
once i read something about "if the dolphins had hands, they would be a potencial threat to man kind"
@grimm39953 жыл бұрын
@@mofranhim3894 wtf
@officersoulknight63213 жыл бұрын
@@mofranhim3894 yeah If they could make things they would basically be aquatic humans
@nancyschumacher15772 жыл бұрын
@@mofranhim3894 They already are.
@mushrooms56012 жыл бұрын
@CGGS_Gaming so by YOUR logic a sea urchin is an aquatic lunged mammal, fishlike, and very intelligent
@yuilinkmat94693 жыл бұрын
The Four Horsemen of the Seapocalypse: -Megalodon -Mariana Trench -Crabzilla -Mermaid
@soybeanthegreat77673 жыл бұрын
You forgot the worst one of all: the sea cucumber
@squattingcolin92003 жыл бұрын
@@soybeanthegreat7767 you just summoned Satan through mentioning this horrible creature
@cheesejam13733 жыл бұрын
@@squattingcolin9200 sea cucumber, sea cucumber, sea cucumber, now its real 😉
@squattingcolin92003 жыл бұрын
@@cheesejam1373 great you summoned all of hell Now we'll have to call the doom slayer
@cheesejam13733 жыл бұрын
@@squattingcolin9200 da, I got you homie *grabs power armour and bolter*
@cheeseham95033 жыл бұрын
People believing that mermaids are real is utter bullshit. Crabzilla is what we should be watching out for.
@dor7483 жыл бұрын
You can’t stop Crabzilla.
@Bacony_Cakes3 жыл бұрын
@@dor748 No, but the 10th scariest creature can. **simcity societies authoritarian 02 music** **sirens go off** **the sea cucumber rises from the depths**
@justarandomdiamond29933 жыл бұрын
@@Bacony_Cakes **sea cactus appears** **decimates both of them**
@Mistymustycritters122312 жыл бұрын
Sea Nikocado Avocado
@JohnMkrv2 жыл бұрын
The megalodon...
@ianirwin94803 жыл бұрын
I'm a sailor and my crewmates and I have seen a colony of mermaids a few times. They seem to enjoy putting on a display for passing creatures, but they don't like being touched and if you don't tip them the bouncer will kick you out
@t.a.c72923 жыл бұрын
I like how it shows “cave paintings” that were from the mermaid mocumentary. And then also showed several pieces of footage of mermaids from the same mocumentary. I can’t think of a source better than a film which proclaims to have not been based on anything that happened ever.
@ryokiritani41873 жыл бұрын
I remember that documentary fucked me up as a child, i actually almost cried when the merman sacrificied himself for the group
@_boogatti_3 жыл бұрын
At this point, you’ve gotta do reactions to those god awful mockumentaries that spawned these videos. “Mermaids: The Body Found” and “Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives”
@alexmacgregor96313 жыл бұрын
A lot of the footage, the shitty cgi ones, are from that moc!
@_boogatti_3 жыл бұрын
@@alexmacgregor9631 I know, that’s why I’m suggesting that he should go and react to them lol
@mds_main3 жыл бұрын
He should also react to the followups to those mockumentaries that they also produced, they are even more hilarious
@Ok_Butterscotch15493 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@evvikijin45173 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the mermaid one actually had a megalodon in it too.
@Alcoholism4203 жыл бұрын
Top 10 reasons why Crabzilla exist.
@jebbo-c1l3 жыл бұрын
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
@user-kp1js6cb2s3 жыл бұрын
Top 10 reasons why Crabzilla
@WickedPhase3 жыл бұрын
Top 20 reasons why the Sea Cucumber hides Crabzilla in its ass
@sbirk39463 жыл бұрын
@@user-kp1js6cb2s is huge
@nomecognome7943 жыл бұрын
Number 1: despite making 72% of earth only 15% of the ocean has been explored
@lionpawws3 жыл бұрын
i love how 90% of this footage is literally from an animal planet mockumentary about mermaids. like the cave paintings & the last footage they showed literally are just straight up fake, pulled from a fake documentary.
@bardofthe90s573 жыл бұрын
I love how the images shown are 100% unrelated to the stories.
@persoperso28703 жыл бұрын
Yoooo I am a construction worker going to work for stock footage
@wh4ckywh4le323 жыл бұрын
"Umm, mermaids aren't REAL sea creatures." "Lmao, you believe in the ocean?"
@sbirk39463 жыл бұрын
Wow imagine believing oceans are real LMAO
@alexp.70683 жыл бұрын
Couldn't be me
@ballpointpen77283 жыл бұрын
hah, what even is an ocean? people be making up stuff nowadays 🙄
@Lm4oX33 жыл бұрын
@@sbirk3946 Wtf is a ocean?
@userequaltoNull3 жыл бұрын
Nebraska Moment
@estherscholz84003 жыл бұрын
"Are they fish, or mammals?" definitely mammals. A mammal secondarily evolving partial coverage by scales is much more plausible than a fish evolving an up-and-down tail stroke, head hair, air breathing, hands, etc.
@knight7643 жыл бұрын
how would they give birth? to be a mammal you have to have live birth. if the bottom half is a fish, then wouldn't the reproductive system also work like a fish?
@rosevines6613 жыл бұрын
@@knight764 True, but not all mammals give live birth! Platypus and echidnas are two examples of mammals who lay eggs!
@porguinturtle38543 жыл бұрын
@@rosevines661 Mermaid eggs are my favorite delicacy
@toniotrussardi81263 жыл бұрын
@@porguinturtle3854 mermaid caviar yummy
@torulfholmstrom60153 жыл бұрын
@@knight764 As someone already mentioned, some mammals don't actually have live birth! But also just because "that part" of the animal "looks like a fish" on the outside, that doesn't necessarily mean it has to function the same on the inside, at least not in a way that would make live birth impossible! Look at cetaceans (whales and dolphins) for instance, they "look like fish" despite being mammals and still give live birth in water just fine. Also there's the extinct ichthyosaurs too, they "looked like fish" and they also gave live birth, despite actually being marine reptiles. Idk why I spent so much time writing this but hey, I hope it's of mild interest to someone.
@christopherbgsted47493 жыл бұрын
“They’re neither fish nor mammals because they’re mythological creak” - AVNJ, 2021
@itsnobody36963 жыл бұрын
2:30 "The Mermaid sighting in Indonesian island of kai" I'm Indonesian, i live here since birth, and there's none, no evindence, no news and not a single corps nor fossile that has been kept in a museum. The Island of Kai does not exist
@washiestcone19343 жыл бұрын
The mermaid cave paintings are fake and were made for the “mermaids: the body found” Mockumentary
@billcipher86453 жыл бұрын
Even if they were real, how are they even a proof?
@artsyrache3 жыл бұрын
Bill Cipher because old things are more reliable for…. reasons! Anyway here are the top 5 most feared and battled snails of the Middle Ages
@Dell-ol6hb3 жыл бұрын
@@billcipher8645 Because ancient people definitely certainly without a doubt didn't have any imagination whatsoever
@billcipher86453 жыл бұрын
@@Dell-ol6hb Ah yes you are right, imagination was invented in 2010
@notapplicable69853 жыл бұрын
@@billcipher8645 Yes, and we have Wilbur A. Imagination to thank for it's invention.
@appaple69343 жыл бұрын
alternative title: fish biologist reacts to more disappointment
@DecisionsRQuestionable3 жыл бұрын
Alternative alternative title: scientist questions humanity's devolving
@wawacat69693 жыл бұрын
That axlotl with the note block is so cute
@persoperso28703 жыл бұрын
@@DecisionsRQuestionable Did you know rocks are better weapons then guns?
@overpowerdog3 жыл бұрын
Sus
@jimmythecacodemon23973 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys, subscribe or die..." Well... I'm convinced
@huntercool22323 жыл бұрын
“Well they’re neither fish nor mammals because they’re mythological *CREEKERS!”*
@jaredrasen52933 жыл бұрын
The mermaid skeleton reminded me of the fiji mermaid which was when a guy that faked finding a mermaid by attaching the top half of a monkey to the back half of a fish.
@Snp20243 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but it reading your comment made me giggle
@WickedPhase3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I thought it was
@TotosTales3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it is! I think it’s the picture of a specimen that’s either in San Francisco or London
"Sorry boss, we can't continue working on the dam." "What? Why?" "The mermaids are menstruating."
@mofranhim38943 жыл бұрын
would they do that? serious mode
@Sirlyfeismid3 жыл бұрын
@@mofranhim3894 sharks going crazy
@michaelmcgee54783 жыл бұрын
The waters run red
@RandomCheetah3 жыл бұрын
That "poggers" at the very end was the best way it could've ended
@blackdragonbro41183 жыл бұрын
2:40 Not to shit on veterans or anything. I completely support the american military and all of its branches. I believe them as heroes but, when there are soldiers fighting in a war, they are likely to start seeing and hearing things that are not there. Soldiers can commonly develop schizophrenia and see hallucinations all the time. Soldier's perspectives are just not the best thing to go off of.
@MichaelCS1462 жыл бұрын
Soldiers can commonly develop PTSD, which can cause hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that aren't there) after coming home from war. Also, being in a high-stress environment long-term can cause your brain to "see things." But none of that is schizophrenia. You are so close to being correct, but you're just off. Nothing you said is right except maybe the last sentence. This reads like you heard about Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder from a friend who heard it from their sister, who heard it from a friend who heard it from their uncle who heard it from a coworker who heard it from their dad's friend, and details were muddled and changed along the way.
@Rhino14003 жыл бұрын
That small ones is something I’ve seen before, a conman stitched the top half of a monkey to a fish and sold it as a mermaid corpse. I think it’s at Ripley’s Believe it or Not in San Francisco. Idk if it’s that exact one or not, but it looks real similar.
@mds_main3 жыл бұрын
You are correct, those are called "fiji mermaids"
@TotosTales3 жыл бұрын
There are quite a few!! I saw one at the British museum a few years ago - and I think the Horniman has one too
@theghosttypegreninja88513 жыл бұрын
I think you might’ve seen gravity falls Rhino1400
@penguin921912 жыл бұрын
I know this thread is a few months old but since it’s informative I’m gonna add my two cents. “Jenny Hanover” what sailors and pirates would make out of random materials (whale bone, fish, monkey skulls, etc) when bored. And I think it was a Jenny Hanover that P.T. Barnum first exhibited as a mermaid.
@pinkdarkboy71272 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but it made me sad that P.T. Barnum is being referred to as a random conman in this comment. Maybe cuz I read a lot of books that mentioned him as a kid cuz I was into cryptozoological stuff and all the books at the library mentioned the Fiji mermaid and whatever other weird stuff he came up with. I feel like he should be a household name lol. It would be like talking about Abraham Lincoln and only referring to him as "some tall dude."
@alecity48773 жыл бұрын
ok, on the Columbus thing: he never said it was india, he was aiming for India, maps at the time were bad, he thought he had arrived somewhere in the south pacific in what today is Indonesia and the philipines. And in his description of mermaids, he says mermaids aren't as beutyful or as human as said by myth, and proceeds to describe a manatee.
@mofranhim38943 жыл бұрын
souce?
@kyle8573 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the size of the world was well known (although he thought it was smaller than it actually was) and he knew they had not traveled far enough to arrive in India.
@alecity48773 жыл бұрын
@@kyle857 another myth, he didn't think the world was smaller than it actually was, but that Asia was bigger, that's why I mention the inaccuracy of maps at the time, because although the world's shape depicted was similar to the truth, measuring distances was a pain. For reference, it is believed Columbus used henricus martellus' atlas as reference.
@Dani-fc8ww2 жыл бұрын
@@alecity4877 he actually arrived to what is now south america if im not wrong where indigenous people were colonized by spain and portugal
@alecity48772 жыл бұрын
@@Dani-fc8ww yes and no, in his first 3 trips he arrived to the Caribbean, in his forth he arrived to South America. More specifically the Paria peninsula, then went along the coast to the Cariaco peninsula and reached the place where now lies the city of Cumaná; all in Venezuela where I'm from.
@noxsiacnumberxv57183 жыл бұрын
3:20 Immediately makes me think of “WE GOT THAT B ROLL!!!” 😂
@hipocampusiii54343 жыл бұрын
"sorry boss we cant work on the dock" "why not" "the mermaids are throwing peddles at us"
@AitkrapooYT3 жыл бұрын
That terrible 3D animation of the mermaids was from a documentary called “mermaids: the body found”
@AgsmaJustAgsma2 жыл бұрын
The found footage clip on the video, i.e. the "people threw rocks at her" part, is also from The Body Found. I saw that program years ago. Discovery Channel/Animal Planet had the audacity to show this goofy-ass mockumentary and pass it by as being legit, lol.
@turma8eac3 жыл бұрын
“Harassment by mermaid” Was she catcalling the construction crew?
@WhistleAndSnap3 жыл бұрын
Oh, how the turn tables have...
@Valtaoi_0073 жыл бұрын
5:35 here you can see a leaked picture of the new live action remake of Luca
@tomatotwin_3 жыл бұрын
“How the fuck would I know? They are mythological creekers”
@gamebuddy54123 жыл бұрын
"mythological creakers" ah, yes, englosh
@PhantomGato-v-3 жыл бұрын
Inglosh
@grimm39953 жыл бұрын
@@PhantomGato-v- injlosh
@PhantomGato-v-3 жыл бұрын
@@grimm3995 ivjlech
@baldibaldimore64233 жыл бұрын
Einguloush
@idioticmax60353 жыл бұрын
Rjklesh
@yaboibuggles81883 жыл бұрын
I want to see a channel make a top 10 “mermaid” sightings but instead the entire video is manatee videos.
@Bacony_Cakes3 жыл бұрын
And a singular video of some old fat guy with friendly muttonchops standing in the water off of the side of a ship.
@eth4n9543 жыл бұрын
I would honestly sub for that beauty of a channel
@MeepProductions1233 жыл бұрын
@@Bacony_Cakes lmfaoo
@rurihime49652 жыл бұрын
You could put some seals too
@flora50903 жыл бұрын
Wake me up when they find Merfemboys
@Glass633 жыл бұрын
2:46 that skeleton looks like something straight out of the Mystery Shack.
@DeVine223050763 жыл бұрын
AVNJ: "Subscribe or die" Me: "omg finally" *unsubscribes*
@darthlynx57923 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I too think that way... Google: "You may have cancer or..." Me: "Finally..."
@Lh00003 жыл бұрын
To be fair: it is possible to classify mythical creatures in the same way we classify real creatures. I personally think it can be a fun way to screw around, if you don’t have much to do.
@powergannon3 жыл бұрын
For something like a wyrm or unicorn, it could be fun to speculate how they would be classified, but a mermaid is so absurd there’s really no possible logical way to try to classify them realistically.
@officialc14593 жыл бұрын
@@powergannon I mean really though? Technically if we go by the reasoning that mermaids evolved in a similar way to whales then classification is possible. But the half fish part no.
@polaknasieci13313 жыл бұрын
Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects.
@officialc14593 жыл бұрын
@@polaknasieci1331 seems correct
@Lh00003 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Gembara Sorry for the late reply but that actually only means they are hexapods and not necessarily insects, it’s not an insect because it has six legs, it has six legs because it’s an insect.
@kwwxg16543 жыл бұрын
Your subscribe tactic unironically worked... Not because I'm scared of 'dying' but because you made me laugh
@SagaDraws3 жыл бұрын
Hey i know you probably wont see this, but im currently studying marine biology, and finding this channel and you was just really cool, because everytime i watch one of your videos i always think to myself "oh cool, yeh i definetly wanna be a marine biologist like how this guy is a marine biologist once im done studying!" It probably sounds stupid but it gives me something to kinda aspire and look forward to, so i just wanted to thank you for that! :) -From one fish biologist youngling to one fish biologist master
@Spineless-Lobster3 жыл бұрын
I used to search up those “mermaid sighting” video and believe they were real when I was like 7 lol
@viviananan3 жыл бұрын
lol, but same
@heetucola10873 жыл бұрын
I came across them while looking for the little mermaid and got scarred for life, I quit my swimming classes and developed thalassophobia💀💀💀
@DaKillaCroc8593 жыл бұрын
The levels of sarcasm in the first minute and 30 seconds of the video is through the roof.
@REEtorallygear1113 жыл бұрын
0:25 mmm yes, *krikers*
@TTH9913 жыл бұрын
The #1 clip is form the ficitonal documentary "Mermaids: The Body Found" produced by the "Discovery Channel" and "Animal Planet"
@user-lw4vi4oy2d3 жыл бұрын
5:03 those ''cave painting'' came from a 2012 mockumentary called mermaid : the body found
@bobbobby52083 жыл бұрын
The algorithm has been kind to you my friend
@ackbarreserve3 жыл бұрын
The quality is on par for now. Hope he can keep on top of the wave, he deserves the fame he's got.
@grimm39953 жыл бұрын
@@ackbarreserve lets just hope he doesn't sink
@destroycraft17353 жыл бұрын
@@grimm3995 These replies are draining my will to live.
@grimm39953 жыл бұрын
@@destroycraft1735 good, i'l sink ya
@HECKproductions3 жыл бұрын
some worker somewhere: damn we dont get paid enough i am tired of this crap some other worker: * sees some fish swim by * i just got an idea
@dragonseer66672 жыл бұрын
That skeleton thing is actually officially a dried monkey attached to a dead fish.
@destrious81333 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Christopher Columbus, the man who thought the world was...pear shaped... How reliable!
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr3 жыл бұрын
It’s also possible that he could have been hallucinating from drinking to much ocean water and beer is how he mistook a manatee as a mermaid.
@blackheartzerotheundergrou32253 жыл бұрын
To be completely fair, things have started becoming pear-shaped for the world recently...
@destrious81333 жыл бұрын
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Oh I agree but the point stands: mans isn't very good at Knowing things and the alcohol didn't help
@bhf49723 жыл бұрын
IT ISN'T????
@kyle8573 жыл бұрын
He didn't think he was in India. He knew the diameter of the planet and he knew how far he had sailed.
@urbicide_if3 жыл бұрын
My friends and I had a in depth conversation in the 1st grade regarding the existence of mermaids. I got yelled at by a teacher because I said I didn’t think they were real and a girl cried
@weetopeetop3 жыл бұрын
Someone better make a cinematic universe about these videos
@_cabbs_73043 жыл бұрын
This dude didn’t upload for 2 years then dropped nothing but bangers
@the98themperoroftheholybri333 жыл бұрын
I'm showing my mother this video, she unironically was telling me about mermaid "sightings", she was adamant they were real despite telling her otherwise, perhaps this guy can convince her? 🤞
@demonfireasw11203 жыл бұрын
So did he convince her?
@tinyteeshirtrex14503 жыл бұрын
Was she convinced
@Bacony_Cakes3 жыл бұрын
did he
@grimm39953 жыл бұрын
WE NEED ANSWERS
@TheBomb4203 жыл бұрын
WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS STILL ON THE DARK SIDE A S A P
@cornzzn3 жыл бұрын
dude the mermaid must have been such a karen for that construction project to be halted like that 😭 LMFAO
@crelos3549 Жыл бұрын
The thing about this videos is that every single "creature" that they show, who are supposed to be from the same species or closely related, looks completely different from the last one.
@skullkid21293 жыл бұрын
“Holy shit it’s a Zora from ocarina of time. Dude you’re awesome
@squattingcolin92003 жыл бұрын
That tarantula is actually cute
@user-lw4vi4oy2d3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@averageminecraftenjoyer94193 жыл бұрын
Spiders are pretty friendly if you dont attack them so i dont mind
@mofranhim38943 жыл бұрын
underrated words
@theoriginalman94263 жыл бұрын
It looks like a fucking demon
@squattingcolin92003 жыл бұрын
@@theoriginalman9426 it's not even that big
@kayracan36633 жыл бұрын
Man, you've become one of my favorite channels in just a few weeks, you're really the first person to do this in the 10 years I spent on KZfaq. Great personality, just keep it up! And you made me discover my favorite fish too, the thresher shark, so thanks a lot for that too!
@grimm39953 жыл бұрын
for me its the coelacanth and moray eel
@FatLard3 жыл бұрын
Damn this channel grew quick af.
@Justsumdude.3 жыл бұрын
This man turned a career into another career.
@serperiorandtheanimator92163 жыл бұрын
Imagine if it was all manatees XD
@psychomanatee34593 жыл бұрын
Always has been ; )
@Snp20243 жыл бұрын
Some florida man will try to fuck them at some point.
@mikeoxsmal80223 жыл бұрын
Manatee are hot though
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
I've been looking forward to this one. hope you take on those animal planet megalodon and mermaid documentaries (which a LOT of this "evidence" is from)
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
Colombus actually DID claim he saw mermaids: According to priest (and enemy) Bartolome de Las Casas: "‘El día pasado, cuando el Almirante iba al Río del Oro, dijo que vido tres sirenas que salieron bien alto de la mar, pero no eran tan hermosas como las pintan, que en alguna manera tenian forma de hombre en la cara. Dijo que otras veces las había visto en la costa de Guinea, donde se coge la manegueta." Translation: "On the previous day, when the Admiral had gone to the Rio del Oro, he said he saw three mermaids, that came very high up out of the sea; but they were not so beautiful as they are depicted for only after a fashion had human form in their faces. He said that he had seen some on other occasion in Guinea, on the coast of Malagueta." This is also "COINCIDENTALLY " manatee waters, and indeed subsequent explorers saw the natives hunt manatees for food. The Spanish were completely unfamiliar with manatees, by the way.
@billcipher86453 жыл бұрын
@@Tareltonlives I feel confident 99,99% of "mermaid sightings" are manatees
@Murysa.3 жыл бұрын
He entered with 0 expectations but the video still managed to disappoint
@Whoosh3553 жыл бұрын
Holy crap your channel is exploding so quickly! Your sub counts are going up so quickly! Grats dude! Love the content
@meganstaton74673 жыл бұрын
Marine Iguanas are the hottest mermaids Ps. We need sub or die merch with the megalodon
@mofranhim38943 жыл бұрын
wait what?
@alejandra-kv1fe2 жыл бұрын
this comment was a ride but I agree with the merch idea
@mb2073 жыл бұрын
I remember watching so many mermaid sighting and alien sighting videos when I was younger. Those little clips of some weird, creepy animal were the greatest. Personal favourite was the russian homonculous, good times.
@mofranhim38943 жыл бұрын
good old days
@ChiefAutismo3 жыл бұрын
“Hey guys... subscribe or die” should not have made me laugh that much
@jenniferbrewer5370Күн бұрын
To be honest, I probably WOULD call 911 if I found something like that.
@sober1.63 жыл бұрын
i can’t wait when crabzilla becomes a mermaid
@papakarrbear37673 жыл бұрын
Ah yes zilla maids
@Snp20243 жыл бұрын
More like mermaid become crab
@Breauner3 жыл бұрын
mermzilla
@loremipsum19723 жыл бұрын
Lobsterzilla
@cornzzn3 жыл бұрын
aww naw bro,, mermaids used to be my thing lmaoo i still remember when they put this "realistic" looking mermaid on the beach and my idiot kid self actually thought it was legit 💀
@BaneofBots3 жыл бұрын
“My heart is pierced by Cupid I disdain all glittering gold There is nothing can console me But my jolly sailor bold” - Creaker
@Nokyyyyy3 жыл бұрын
Well, Colombus did say he saw mermaids (I don't remember where I read that, take the salt pot) But they were likely dugongs or something
@hooman48353 жыл бұрын
7:12 “do you ever feel like a plastic bag-“
@gigachad50013 жыл бұрын
nobodys talking about how he said: mythological creacers
@Meatglare3 жыл бұрын
0:43 mythological creakers
@poprostu60133 жыл бұрын
I love how inconsistent those videos are. In first sighting they show you one mermaid and in 2nd totally different
@sizzlinplate95013 жыл бұрын
"Mitoholical creekers" lowkey sound like some badass post-apocalyptic monsters
@chrysobear3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he mentioned the Zora 😂
@f1shb0nes723 жыл бұрын
Interesting tidbit: ive seen "mermaid footage" from a camera that was filming at a reasonable resolution that really did turn out to be a manatee
@burnyburnoutze2nd3 жыл бұрын
The construction workers in that stock footage be like "you know, im something of a construction worker myself"
@happysofttm33753 жыл бұрын
Ive seen a mermaid a long time ago I was at the theatres watching the latest disney flick-
@akintoye81533 жыл бұрын
You honestly are my favorite KZfaqr, just so enjoyable to watch.
@ancientz75473 жыл бұрын
I was already subscribed so I turned on notifications to not die.
@StAjoraGames2 жыл бұрын
Not only did I subscribe, I rang the bell too. I don't want to die!!!!
@akgamer18253 жыл бұрын
5:30 it looks like low quality Voldemort with a nose
@kraned9463 жыл бұрын
0:56 AHH HELP ZAK WASHED MY BRAIN WHERE AM I AHHHH
@sicawhoremanchester68213 жыл бұрын
My friend, you could open my mind with a 115kg reinforced titanium Sledgehammer, and you still could not get me to believe in this video lol
@Pidgeyato3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes my favorite mythological creaker
@8avasns8avasns403 жыл бұрын
The subscribe or die was the scariest thing i have ever seen
@douglasparkinson41233 жыл бұрын
2:52 finally i get to say it. thats a fiji mermaid made from effectively sticking a dead monkey and your dead average joe cod looking thing together, and they put them in curiosity shows and stores to make lotsa de money, until someone told the public they werent real mermaids.
@Bundlxx3 жыл бұрын
Humans: who are you? Mermaids: I'm you but better
@noahsmash30452 ай бұрын
0:14 had me dead bro, you can tell this isn't the first time🤣🤣