On god

Gradually?

@@irok1 yea gradually that’s how age works

*Everyone* is too old for Annie's garbage.

@Joshua Ahn I think the video said 21

I normally don't like posts in this style but, hey, it's actually doing something different aside from the usual copy-paste style.

When two villains clash there is no bad outcome

Truly one of the arguments of all time

AKA Volkehing all over the place

i liked and got the 621st like 😳😱 I don't I'm gonna make it, comrades

Simply beautiful. Get this man a grammy.

I loved it when volkeh said “it’s volkehing time” and volkeh'd all over the place

@@no-good_oddity Not again…

I mean, Annie proved herself perfectly capable of slinging plenty of slurs herself, albeit to no where near the degree that Volk is known for

@@no-good_oddity Truly, a scene of all time

couldn't have said it better

Volkeh redemption arc when?

@@christopherbravo1813 Never, probably. Volkeh is a POS, and he's proud of that fact.

@@turtlelord8021 I said it as a joke?

@@christopherbravo1813 I know that fact, I was just stating the truth, I didn't intend for it to be rude though.

I hate that I could roughly make out the comment that cannibalism, murder and racism

Volkeh: *I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF CozyandWholesome*

A match made in *hell.*

I wanted to say volkeh was a last resort but in his case he would call himself the Final solution.

Annie: bruh, y’all really fatshaming me- wait what is that music I’m hearing? Volkeh: *I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING*

Healthy nerds at that

HOW DARE THEY INSULT THE COWS THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNACCEPTABLE. THEY MUST GO TO JAIL FOR BEING COWIPHOBIC

@@SirProud don’t you mean *udderly* unacceptable?

@@sadflix8754 god damnit, take my like and leave

@@sadflix8754 I laughed too long at this

This one made me fall of my chair

The moment in question is at 4:25 for those who are interested.

Who tf is the lawful one here lmao. I just see chaotic evil and stupid evil

@@cyanide167 Annie may be stupid, but she's the one acting out of a sense of high-minded moral superiority, and possesses a general holier-than-thou attitude, which are distinctly Lawful (mainly Lawful Evil) traits. Volkeh is Chaotic because he's an edgy troll at best and a genuinely intolerant bigot at worst.

@@iceaura3938 Volkeh can’t be a troll. I am 100% sure he truly means every word he says even though being shorter then FC means he can’t actually do anything he says irl. Like watching a Fat Chick fight to the death with his Pitbull over a chicken wing Volkeh’s probably the reason there’s a stereotype for Pitbull’s mauling children. He’s worse then Florida Man

@@iceaura3938 I hope that guy's just an edgy troll

@@iceaura3938 annie is not lawful evil, she is incredibly hypocritical, I'd say volkeh is since he is atleast following some kind of logic, even if that logic is agreeing with the edgy internet hivemind's opinions

I agree, and it was an hour and a half at that point

Exactly, i really like her, very kind

God bless Cleo.

Agreed!

Cleo says Adele makes a good example for others, which is true. But she does make a great example to follow herself.

Thank you, you're doing God's work.

@@rightyloosey8554 Always a pleasure.

GIVE THIS MAN A TROPHY

@@VortexF I much would rather he receive a reddit silver for his amazing efforts in translating text! Thank you kind strangers!

I shall join the translator army! Vive la langue française!

Watch it at 1.5x speed, it only gets funnier the faster you replay their back-and-forth. Total chaos. For those who need the timestamp: 29:39

🎶🎵 _it is the ultimate showdown_ 🎵🎶

In one way, he sorta came to the rescue, i know it's not the real reason he appeared, but his entrance was too perfect, then he started throwing insults to Annie, and completely ignoring Phoebe and FC.

It's like Frieza suddenly appearing to fight with Goku and Vegeta vs Jiren, amazing stuff.

I was genuinely crying laughing

LITERALLY 🤣 it reminds me of “nooo you’re not fat, you’re beautiful!” mf they said they’re fat, not ugly lmfao

Projection and Annie go together like bacon and eggs.

I feel like it's easier to just call people beautiful and call out their strengths

I would agree, but I'm not sure there's a better way of phrasing the point Annie was trying to make, that Adele was an idol even though society at large may have issues with her weight. Saying "despite" is more about society's beliefs about being fat than Annie's beliefs about being fat.

ill agree with that one . . . as soon as i can find a better way to word it . . . (also i missed that the first time) *some fking time later* "Adele was viewed for as beautiful as they were despite societies disaproval of fat people, and thats why she was such an idol . . ." (im not doing more i did the thing.)

Timestamp?

@@umadbro2561 24:36

The last one describes Annie perfectly lol

@@ramirez9317 💀💀💀

@@ramirez9317 XDD

@@ramirez9317 Yeah, in terms of her heavy... ignorance.

Couldn't agree more. The shitshow at the end was worth the price of admission alone.

when you're confident in yourself being insulted doesnt mean sh1t

@@ngnxtan people don’t always show empathy for people who insult them even if they are confident in themselves

i wouldnt call racial slurs and hurling all kinds of other insults at people and shaming them for their bodies while going on a tirade about body shaming empathy in any way. i honestly would feel more empathy for a serial killer than for her

@@penmaster7863 you're thinking of the wrong person.

Yeah , she sounds like an awsome person , i also hope annie seeks help

True. Cleo is a genuinely good person, and holy fuck she did not need to be dragged into all of this.

Well not everyone who's fat treats themselves like shit lol

​@@OverlordAlastor does not necessarily apply to fat people

If someone who spams racial and edgy slurs make a good point about you, rethink your life choices, think about how horrible of a person you have become, and seek mental help. (Even if it's a semi decent point you still need to rethink your own life.)

Wise point of me, based off of Baulvicork's message.

*Heartbreaking:* The Worst Person You Know Made a Decent Point

right? you never know sometimes, it's good to be sure :)

i think it's safe to say that annie is very much NOT ok

Tbh, I don't buy for a second that she isn't suicidal. It's actually painful seeing just how unwell Annie is mentally and I seriously hope she gets some help soon because this is not how people who are a safe distance away from the edge act.

@@Excelsior1937 nah, being that mentally unwell doesn't automatically make you suicidal, especially if you are filled with so much delusion Based on the video I would guess she's not in a spot that you can actually define (if that makes sense). It was not long since she dedicated herself to lose weight and she felt bad about it, only recently she's glorifying being fat. Those are big changes in lifestyle and personality on the span of a month more or less, pretty short. Went from sad to loud in such a short time. In other words, I find it hard to say she's suicidal right now, I can fully expect that she in the next day, or few days, or so, will probably feel and act very different than she did here.

@@fieray21 No need to call in Michael Jackson am I right?

She's lucky harry didn't pop in

Harry would make Annie never come back to the internet ever again

the Harry, bowl and volkeh trio would literally make her quit discord forever

@@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 id say that with those 3, she'd probably unalive herself, but the knife and rope wouldn't find her neck and the bullet wouldn't get through the fat. /j

@@fmelo0901 and her wrist veins would be obstructed by all the blubber /abcdefghijklmnopqrstupwxyz

Arguing with people who think spamming slurs at the other person is a valid argument makes you really good at forming deep insults

​@@warlynx5644not as deep as her gut

He's french. Just remember what Bowl said: unlimited stamina for debate.

​@blueberrimuffin6682 one of the traits I envy the french for. I love debate, but just stutter too much while thinking too long to be any good at it...

@@FerisSalvo Im constantly like BRAIN THINK FASTER YOU'RE GETTING FUCKING MOLLY WHOPPED BY THE GUY NEXT TO YOU

Yeah it’s utterly pathetic. I’m a staunch advocate for MAT (Mutually Assured Trolling). Everyone should be able to scream at everyone else.

And made fun of Cleophobes weight

No hypocrisy here noooo

and its WORSE because unlike with your weight, theres not much you can do to change your height (yes, some people have different metabolisms so its hard to maintain a healthy weight, and thats unfortunate for them, but its still possible... without some kind of surgery you cant really do much to make yourself taller or shorter.)

She is the whole circus, not just in hilarity but in size. (And remember, that's her admission.)

@@frank_calvert she'd be the clown car if they had a bus

@@roshivvymegido9178 💀💀💀 (Damn, that's a good one)

@@roshivvymegido9178 I dont even think the clown car can fit her.

So Volkeh's inside her? 💀💀💀

This argument at the end is what happens when 2 stupid people are pitted against each other

@@MostlyJustWhipGaming no not two stupid people, a degenerate* and a stupid person, this is Volkeh we are talking about he is one step below the usual idiots (on a scale where the lowest cant be saved from their own idiocy to actually normal people)

@@MostlyJustWhipGamingunstoppable force vs immovable object

​@@itrashcant7947immovable is right with her gravitational pull

@@itrashcant7947 So Luigi Cadorna meeting Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf? How many battles was it? Twelve?

That's an original feature from Ace Attorney.

Ace detective and master racist

And this is the nicest way to depict Volkeh. In one Q&A video, FC said he did far worse things than just insults and graphic, racist, or edgy humor

Volkeh is definitely better at insulting overweight people than he is with literally anything else.

@@leirbag1595 it’s a lot easier to back up stereotypes of fat people then anyone else he has beef with. He can’t properly defend any racially motivated thing he says. As they are incorrect. But under all of Volkeh’s bullshit the foundation of his argument is actually correct. Annie is a massive individual, and she is fat. Volkeh wasn’t 100% wrong about anything he said here. Even though he went way too far tbh

It's like that one analogy, if you have a bunch of brainless monkeys typing on a keyboard, they will eventually type Shakespeare Except just with good insults

@@TheUncivilizedNation Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Though if Volkeh was a clock he'd somehow manage to only be right once.

@@TheUncivilizedNation is it wrong that this is something I would say? the fat shaming, not the racial slurs

A year late, but I could imagien that the argument between FC, Chleo and Annie is going on, and all of a sudden there's a brief flash of a silouette of Volkeh's character model. Then the screen goes black and the text slowly scrolls with an echo " . . . V o l k e h i s t y p i n g . . . " To which FC and Chleo go "Oh no..."

​@@DoktorVicTimHoly shit, I just laughed my ass off reading that

"There is war, ukranians dying, iranian women getting executed" yet you are having a discord argument instead of focusing on these issues. There's no way to make the "there are bigger problems" argument without being a hypocrite. Then again, she didn't need any help with that.

i find it so ironic that she says that, but is crying because FC said cows, which are herbivores, are still fat

@@zakalot she was too self centered and arrogant to know or even comprehend that, she did mindlessly presumed they were talking about her without even asking for context and then rudely inserted herself into the conversation after all.

@@Nixahma The only situation you can make the "there are bigger problems" argument is when: 1. The problem is imminent, or literally right there 2. You are trying to diffuse, not intensify the argument 3. You are not on the internet So for example, if there is a war elephant charging towards you and the Karen wont shut up, you should probably point that out But yeh, this argument is 99% used for bs situations like this

As an Iranian woman, just being mentioned by someone like that is... ugh. To be honest, I'd rather westerners in general not mention us. Always used for strawman arguments.

Omg, that's a perfect... statement (I guess?) The villains are the perfect doctors because they know every move that might help so they don't do it. If they didn't know all the good tactics then they might accidentally help the hero! And they don't want to do _that!_

"Why are you spamming racial slurs? With social knowledge like this, you could be a philosopher!" "But I don't WANT to be a philosopher, I want to spam racial slurs!"

@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx the key to success and reaching your goals is knowing everything you'd have to do to go the opposite way. volkeh has secretly been a supervillain this whole time

@@rosefellow_681 i wonder if he'd say this tbh

@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Being reminded of a ProZD skit of a villain being accidentally helpful

Or calling Cleo a whore for simply pole dancing, and later bragging at how many men has slept with her. It's so wrong.

Truth being told the insecurity breed narcissism because people glorify themselves to endure such tormenting lives no one else could endure, it is kind of a coping mechanism to not be constantly miserable.

I've seen it more than once, its called twitter artists.

@@stormbringer2840 I think it's kinda depressing how things are bad enough that people can end up that desperate and inside of their own head to the point of just completely losing it like that even if they were being like a gigantic asshole, things shouldn't be bad enough for stuff like this to happen in the first place..

@@dragonicbladex7574 I don’t think things are bad . I think in fact that things are good enough for them to have the option to not deal with reality. Comfort is not always a good thing .

@@stormbringer2840 idk it seemed like they had some internalised hate from others

Actually didn't see that jojo reference coming Nice

It's always a fuckin Jojo reference! God damn it!

I don't think FC can martial arts her

The moment FC said “you’re not greedy” I knew where it was going lmao

Love that he referenced MGR

YOU’RE BATSHIT INSANE does describe both senator armstrong and annie perfectly!

can you give me the timestamp on where he made it?

24:36 You're welcome.

"I was wrong about you. You're not greedy." Me: _"DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT FC"_

"I was wrong about you. You're not meaty.." ... "You taste like cocaine!!!"

I'd say it's more like if volke and snowglet had an incest baby then dropped it 80 times on the floor

Hey at least it ain't potara

and yet Volkeh can still throw hands and fucking win.

@@BlandyBoiYT That's why it's the fusion dance, it's a failed fusion like Veku

Well, there's no chance of her doing physical gymnastics.

@Billie King There's not a single man who hasn't been shamed, either.

@@thewanderingmistnull2451 Fr, this vid is literally Exhibit A

They're in LOVE! FC AND CLEO SITTING IN A TREE, K I S S I N G!!

They’re such great friends, it’s awesome to watch. Hope they stay friends for a long time, it’s good that they have support and are doing well.

They're the most based duo, aside from Goblin and Gringo. Love watching them all!

@@spaghettiisyummy.3623 Please do not ship real people

@@astraesl9547 My brother in christ that is a joke if you didn't notice

Iirc, Bowl said that the French have impressive stamina when it comes to debating.

@@MrTheil yeah, they blow up if they don't have a debate within 4 hours of their last one.

To be fair, French people have to deal with French administration which teaches them patience at a high level. And it's not even a joke, trust me x)

@@HouSonMeiTong French people have to deal with French people

Not gonna lie I am French and it is true . We are trained from birth to argue to the death .

@@snowblizzard7623 The Halloween video we released before this uses exclusively the music from Phoenix Wright vs Professor Layton. Just be warned that there is a rain sound effect that is glitched on that video, and depending on your device it will sound normal and pleasant, or like a static nightmare.

@@frenchbaguetteintelligence just like real rain

Ironic for such thin skin as well

Coat? It’s a bunch of rats, mate

@@ilovecairns5181 I know that. I just didn't want to state that incase no one has played the game, or got to that point in the video. Also, it's not rats, but either a ferret or a weasel.

More like the Final Boss showing up to stomp someone who said THEY were the final boss because he was offended at the insinuation that they could possibly take his place

Except the villain is just doing that to prove he's nastier.

literally bowser vs dark bowser

And also only if the opponents want to read

That last line honestly really fits.

**clap**

When you come to it, and you cant go do it, and you cant knock it down, you know that you found - The Wall! *Great shield bash* The Wall! *Great shield bash* The Wall!

Metapods fight!

wall to the wall? like, lesbian sex?

@@khajiitimanus7432 MY **clap** DIET **clap** IS **clap** NONE **clap** OF **clap** YOUR **clap** BUSINESS **clap** **clap** **clap** **clap** **clap**

How does he come up with those??? Honestly, Volkeh could be such a lyrical genius if only his words didn't reflect his real motives...

>how to talk to a human being >i'm talking to a walking meat ball made me lose it

I lost it when local villain of the group Volkeh showed up. They're so off their rocker that their presence alone commands some form of respect.

>Vegetarian >Fat ROFL GOOD JOB is the one that made me lose it

@@kung-borean30 man's got some serious improv skills.

BMI charts really don't work. They can give you a general idea of where you should be, but don't take into account things like muscle being denser than fat.

@Billie King BMI charts have indeed called me dead a few times. Right now I'm barely above the underweight category.

5'3 163 is big even for a built man of that height. Like, built muscular dudes at that height would only be maybe 140 or so. It's not morbidly obese, but regardless of your genetics it should definitely be much lower for what would be considered healthy levels. There's no such thing as "most of them are in the curves". That's just fat, the same as being overweight normally. I don't type this to make fun of someone having been overweight. I just wanted to address the idea that having a "thicker body" could cause your healthy weight to vary that drastically. There's about 30 lbs of variance for a healthy weight (unless you're a power lifter or something, but these are niche exceptions) and there's no such thing as being "big boned" or anything like that with regards to affecting what the healthy weight range is. 163 is far outside that range. Note that 163 at 5'3 is just overweight, though. Not obese. I have no idea what was up with that teacher's chart. 110 is within the healthy range, but in the middle. So one could be like 20 lbs heavier than that and still not be overweight.

Oh no, I agree. I just personally wanted to point out how some people think of weight is. 160 pounds was not healthy, and I should've gotten my weight checked sooner/diet. I did lose 20 pounds, and I'm quite happy right now.

I decided to keep her out of the room because that way she seems like an angry Karen shouting at some people from outside the building, which is how it felt when she started shouting at us for a conversation that had nothing to do with her, in a server that wasn’t hers, banning us from a server we hadn’t been to in a while.

@@frenchbaguetteintelligence just be honest, the courtroom cant fit annie.

@@dekudeku5520 woah man

People are separated and switch sides show who opposes who on the topic at hand. That’s why people like Bowl and Harry will appear in 3 places during the same video. And why two or more people can take the Prosecution and Defense seats at one particular time As the topic changes their allegiance changes too. But Annie was so consistently out of pocket that she stayed outside the Courtroom. As nothing she said had any place in the original discussion they were having. Meanwhile Volkeh took the Witness Stand as he’s apparently just been watching all of this chaos unfold. And sits looking down upon everyone else.

@@dekudeku5520 Oh damn My guy put that shit on god

Projection at its finest

rewards are below him, he lives to roast

Roasting is the reward

get replied to

@@slawomirdrapinski4538 oh no, a reply

Faux's face when Volkeh enters is hilarious.

Very well said.

Ok , i'll give my experience : i've been bullied in hs and the truly rancid part is that bullying sticks with you , you almost start hearing their voices in your head , you get back into those events and you can in the wors times feel almost defined entirely by the thing they where bullying you for , Bullying can cause mental damages , and those don't go away easily , I honestly hope annie seeks mental health therapy because that is seriusly debilitating , thinking pepole who talk abt cows are talking about you is serius stuff ...

Cleo’s quote “it’s the Twitter warrior vs the 4Channer” perfectly summarizes this comment. Honestly I probably would have flipped my shit after the first 5 minutes of the argument. Ridiculous patience (or stubbornness depending on who you ask) was something I did not know some Frenchies have but damn Cleo and FC prove it is very real.

Did you just say cow that's so fatphobic sexist homophobic transphobic (insert 50 other phobics) - Annie probably if she saw this

I'd say bystanders like us are winners, that mess was hilarious.

Volkeh thrives off of that environment, the only loser is Annie

@@TheUltraDinoboy no, it wastes both’s time.

@@feister2869 Your first mistake is thinking Volkeh has a life outside of screwing with people online

Am i the only one who thinks the timing of “and then expect people to treat you any better” being lined up with the music was just sublime?

@BitterOrange She said that she lost 33 kilos, not that she is 33.

@@SteveCrafts2k it could be both

@@jaybrosbarber2751 She got a fuckin' philosophy degree so I'm leaning in this direction too.

Yeah ive been guilty of this once hope that i can be a better person in the future

We're talking about Volkeh. The man is the CEO of all bad things that exist

His power is beyond our mortal understanding

My theory is that he said that we should murder fat people and give them to Africans to eat, because they are cannibals in racist stereotypes.

Seeing as it's Volkeh, the answer is simply.... With ease.

@Billie King were you in the video

Now this is an underrated comment

Annie was, in fact, THE OPPOSITE OF OK

She was hit by She was struck by A smooth criminal

@@sherlockisverytired3169and got BIG DAMAGED

“…and beat them with experience.”

@@VJ2099 Oh, I understood that reference.

had friends like that until recently, it's fucking insane how hard some people will try to hold you down.

Crabs in a bucket

She tends to also dodge the arguments and jumps at every mention of the existence of grease as proof of fatphobia.

as long as you are not overboarding out of your own clothes and heaving from walking a couple meters you're good.

@@tomasfong40 yeah apart from what fhe doctors say I can run and jump and play my favorite sports I just have a bit of a belly. Honestly not even pot belly just sticks out a bit

@@ranguntnt8732 That's fine then, I knew a guy in secondary school who outran our years fastest runner and he was one of the most rotund looking people I knew.

Unless you have some medical condition where your body stores fat when its supposed to using those calories, you literally have to just have a calorie. Defecit. Its the law of thermodynamics. Your body will have to burn the fat or you'd die

If you're fat you also risk suffocating people in elevators

Also, I question if Annie got her degree in psychology through bribery, or if whoever gave her the degree is a complete and utter moron, because *whew*. Perhaps she did to them what she didn't do to you: sit on them.

I only just found out people are actually getting mad over this. The fact that people think that maintaining a healthy lifestyle is the same as hating on people who are a bit more curvy, made me lose even more faith in the internet.

@@Annorach I lose an abnormal amount of neurons on the internet I think I'm regenerating them

@Billie King I find it a bit difficult to believe anyone is "naturally" big, no disrespect intended. It can be *easier* for some to become fat compared to others, but *Naturally* big just seems like a big stretch to me, pardon the pun. The only way to really gain weight is to eat or drink and *not* exercise as much as needed in order to maintain a body physique, as far as I'm aware. Being born fat from the start doesn't exactly make much sense to me.

Not at all. It's a great example of _actual_ dark comedy; It's not what his behavior that's funny, it's how much of a perfect _foil_ to Annie he's being.

@@LendriMujina This is the first time I've seen someone using italics in a youtube comment section. Just thought it was interesting.

@@LB-mo1dc really? I use them rather often! Usually for setting up actions for quick script style dialogue. (Ex. Character: i’m out of here! _runs off into the horizon_ ) admitedly using bold works too but something it can be a bit of an eyesore.

Volkeh in the right place at the right time is just pure comedic gold.

@@GreaterGrievobeast55 There is formatting for italics? What is it?

Probably both of them getting banned from the server by an unfortunate mod who had to log in to see the madness like that one meme of the pizzacourier walking into the burning house

@@warlynx5644 The reference to the meme you made is a reference to an episode of community. The pizza courier is actually one of the main characters. And it's not a house, but an apartment. I feel a little pedantic saying that one though.

I knoww, that's definitely not common in these videos. It was nice.

Especially having them literally on the same side, had the same energy as when Phoenix and Edgeworth team up in-game

The new outfit that kay wore is alo looks good on her. Heck i want ace attorney with Phoenix wright and Kay Faraday teams up now. Its easy to set up really, just make edgeworth in trouble

"THIS is how you handle things!"

Agreed, Phoebe was so chill. And then FC ruined all the progress she was trying to make by insulting Annie lmaoooo

@@Starricane he replied to ignorance and condescending behaviour with witty remarks, and eventually blunt truth. I don’t necessarily agree with that being the correct way to handle this, but he is sure as hell entertaining to watch.

@@pgmonkeh2166 To be fair, she had it coming the moment she started hurling racial slurs at FC (all of which weren’t even correct) and shaming Phoebe for being a slut (which she isn’t).

@@Starricane There was never any progress, you can't reason with someone that isn't humble and unwilling to learn.

But also because she's fat.

Why is it surprising? Not an accusation, genuinely confused.

@@yuricecconi561 I would assume in the way most people are not as clever as them, and they are comparably more emotionaley intelligent than most people in these videos, and just emotionaley intelligent in general.

@@brightshadow80 Case in point: Bowl. Love him as a troll, dislike him as a person

@@brightshadow80 yeah that's pretty much what I was thinking, phoebs is a lot just generally smarter than a lot of people out there nowadays, and its downright refreshing

@@yuricecconi561 It's surprising because not only is she a woman, she's also not British. While obviously she could never reach the level of Bowl, or even Harry, the fact that she is roughly equal to the froggie is shocking to say the least.