For sure

like it almost always is.

They could all goon together and bond they don’t need a bitch

True

correct​@@AsgerGrosHustedChristiansen

The real question is which one is he really?

@@Dr.Funk886450

Bro is probably 16.

he's bullshitting his way to life 😂

@@billbill6094No, def around 19-24s if hes actually in USF

literally lol, bro was also hilarious

Hey this is Mitch, we all still communicate. It was great

ohhh shi wassup gng​@@TherealDJali

@@TherealDJali Great to hear! You all seemed like good dudes to chat with.

@@Jebu911 Let's get a D&D sesh goin'!

@@TherealDJali YAYYY so happy for yall, have so much fun together!!

most basic white woman I've seen in a hot minute, and she's a feminist

I mean 90% of the show has been the guys talking about themselves and her asking them questions. Anyone would seem unfun when they have to critique and sort through other people for small reasons, and get very little chance to show other sides of yourself.

@@moosecannibal8224 it's just the way she reacted to everything and the way she behaved the whole time she was super weird and off putting.

@@DaWoWzer u are a gooner my guy

better than the final guy who talked like a complete nerd

Ong😭

Damn lol

Exactly she’s too old to be acting that judgmental unless if she’s acting she needs some humble pie

Her gauge was correct tho given that the kid was literally 18

Somehow, I think more people are okay with a 30 year old believing in horoscopes rather than a grown man going to a place where kids are the target audience

Mmm no too bland to be a villan. A little imp is more like it.

You can definitely see why’s she’s still single at 32

and he had the best form out of them😂😂

Honestly anyone into astrology is devious

nope they want the chad that comes with other women juice on him from 10 mins ago to ram her as well just to cry and complain on twitter that man are all trash. have fun with 10 cats horoscope lady

yeah, that sounded like a red flag to me right away and bit later she asked about having OF so instantly id check out

Months!

wtf is wrong with that. and his push up form was on point. insane

If anything it shows the guy doesn't just chase tail and score hoes, he's getting therapy, helping himself and waiting for the right girl. They are too good for her

He was on point..

Same!

Yeah, Mitch is really down to Earth.

Same here he's one of us

And her answer like " i appreciate it" like wdym do you watch it or no?

Who is the gooner?

@@pascalbreedeveld8117 the woman

LMAO

That kid is 100% going to end up on the news within 5 years

In fairness to the kid, Charlie did promise him some chicken tenders and a juice box.

And that guy still had triple her personality at least.

looks = personality

It was legit though, true adventure! Let's go baby!

@@Savoia-xr2yx brother knew what he wanted

Exactly what I was thinking, the real prize was getting to meet each other, not Ms. Boring and Kinda Mean

Right

Or at least went n played some video games or something

We need an episode where the guys get together and play d&d. They had great chemistry

Seriously

How normal is it (I guess in Florida?) to walk around with a python around your neck?!

@@nostalji75very. Look of garett florida man

@@nostalji75 that guy's personality was the snake, so he had to bring it around, otherwise in the scene where they ask him what is going to set him apart from the other men, he'd just sit dead quiet

@@xyouthe Idk usually people talk about their interests instead of bringing them to their date. Kinda like the anime guy would bring his waifu pillow or like a gun nerd bringing an AK to an date. Usually not a good idea... I guess what you meant was: The snake was his way of making himself interesting. There is plenty of stuff to talk about it you are a fan of wildlife. This dude seemed to use the poor animals as an accesoire to impress. He either plays a character or is murican AF.

they all fucking weird bro wdym

🥱

Her career and her tan said it all brother

THE GUY LITERALLY SAID HE HAD HUNDRED OF THOUSANDS IN THE BANK AND SHE DIDNT CARE WTF

then she woulda gone for the lawyer😂 like wha

​@@sev_phz7961 Nah look up cyber security salaries pretty sure they're paid more than lawyers

Who would've thunk a 30+ year old woman whose career is selling feet pics and goes on a KZfaq dating show is lame

Like really, onlyfans???

@@ThyToastyou don’t care about her asking about his pay?

@@chunderwear no i do. i just stated one of the numerous red flags

@@ThyToast What's wrong with having an Onlyfans??? That's one of the *least* concerning things she said.

I literally was going to comment this😭 it’s facts though

Ong

You beat me to it

@@whiterabit four* guys and 1 kid

Kid was goofy yeah.

Thanks i try-Mitch

only reason i clicked this waste of a video

​@@markrutte5637its called click bait and as it seems it worked perfectly LMAO

Yeah this video was a massive L, I have no idea what they were thinking when they finalized this concept. They didn't even find the right guys in the end.

For as nice as this concept is (a dating show where all the options are equally online and undateable people), this ended up as basically a normal dating show episode except the woman is very obviously looking for a specific person and is also condescending and fake. That is, the exact opposite of the intended premise.

Moist mentioned in a main-channel video that there was an issue with the casting and they didn't actually get gooners. They really shouldn't have kept the title. It did give us one good punch line, though.

Nah physics guy

Glad to be here in the beginning of this channel ❤❤❤big moist

​@@TigerclubkThanks!

brother commented this on both vids for likes

Exotic Joe jr.

5 Average Men compete for 1 Average Woman

I agree, I would compete to avoid seeing her.

When she asked "if I'm your type," I'd honestly commit sepooku and say no. I'm an open minded flexible dude, but the amount of sas and rigidity up to that point wasn't for me. Ryan seems like a nice guy, but also not surprised of the choice

they suck the soul out of ya in law school

She comes across boring because these boys are insufferable acoustic nerds who want to yap about anime. Most of them were barely 25 and just left their mothers house. You can tell she actually touches grass, down to earth, and wants to talk about real world shit not post pepega emojis on twitch. They picked the most incompatible woman for this video.

Fair enough with the personality but she's easily at least a 7/8 your cappin bro

@@vPaddyBLOX absolutely no way but it’s definitely an opinionated subject

@@David-eh9yv That's true, although as soon as I posted that I thought you're probably right if she didn't have the make up on anyway imo

@@vPaddyBLOX very true man🤜🤛

And all the boys are like 8+ looks and personality included

He is awesome, seemed super nice!

Gives off "I am a transaction specialist, in the form of a McDonalds cashier." vibes.

Hey man... he wants to manage who films content with his girl on OF... WTF?

@@minoritymind Huh 😭😭

@sanmarinyo The "logistics specialist" guy said that if his girl did only fans, he would want to help manage her brand, keep her engaged with her fans, and pick other actors to film with her. You have to do some real mental gymnastics to justify something that crazy... Adam 22 is far more, I'll just call it "adjusted," and look at how that's worked out for him. The title of a logistics coordinator, logistics specialist, or whatever he wants to call a truck driver (or maybe dispatcher), is a red flag for that type of insane mental gymnastics.

yeah, they don't actually know what they want. "Big personality. Someone fun".............. 2nd dude eliminated was the most fun!

@@coresnap ask the guy out already

Her nose moves so much when she talks

@@croozerdog 😂

​@@coresnap Glazing

He was out to rizz, sadly that was an L rizz doe

That kid's gonna struggle lmao

@@Variety_Packthat kids prolly gonna be a news anchor or sun shit🤣🤣

​@@Variety_Pack With what? Only thing I could see here is that he is confident and fun. Not exactly personality traits that will make you "struggle".

@@Variety_PackNo he isn’t. He seems like a cool guy with good charisma.

That killed me💀

I LOLed because she said she was looking for adventure...

And he's Spot on lol

No filter

@@unbalancednationCharlie is so calm

This is more accurate than u thinkm

I didnt see any crackheads

​@@andrewsowinski4725 that's because it's just the norm lmao

lol i saw the snake and had to double take on the guy, Nah that cant be Chandler he has a significant other......

😂​@@MarrisaPlays

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!..

@@MbitaChizi bad parents

whattt its a funny video

@@MbitaChizi I think it's time for you to look for better parents.

ya but the guy was a pathological lyer

But Roman is most attractive not being gay or anything

@@erikeriksfar from true. I could tell from the start when she pulled him to the right and said “you, over here”. Bitch please. Unless someone else was making 7 figures she was choosing him.

For real. That woman does not like "nerdy interests" and she curbed a truck driver who can support an entire family on his pay check and a literal lawyer. Shallowness always overshadows logic. They'd never work out

@@erikeriks Maybe when he's older, at his current age, no, he looks like a kid.

bro it is some of those don't even allow adults

@@zoranbeatsyou are allergic to fun

​@@zoranbeats🤓

@@zoranbeatsbro is 18 your still basically a kid until like 21 or 22 😭

@@EmberedAshe hb we talk about how they put mitch in the back simply cus he was the only black guy. Clearly the best choice, most enthusiastic, had the best answers. But nah yall wanna talk about the little goofy white boy who was gonna take her out on a date w his parents money 💀💀 like why tf was he even there he said nothing funny

Yes, I agree. I vibe with Mitch, he’s so cool :3

ikr

Hey everyone this is Mitch. Thank you for all your support I really appreciate it.

I fully agree.

Another vid where the guys should just ditch the girl and become bros instead.

-every man after being rejected😂

@@sckmindfrud average lonely geezer

@@Max25670I get your point on this video tbh but to say as always is just rooted in sexism

less like dodging a bullet, more like dodging a dead weight

bro her reactions to some of the stuff they said genuinely hurt tbh, like when one of them said about loving video games and another mentioned loving adventure, she just looked so disappointed bruh

Yeah I hope she was just playing a character to make things funny because jeez

Yeaaaaah red flags were her unnecessarily shitting on the guys push up form, asking about how much he makes, kinda mocking the dude for not kissing a girl in months suggesting she goes through guys fast, let’s be real OF in a relationship? Nah man like if you’re single more power to you but that’s a big no otherwise for 99% of what’s on there.

@@DarkBunnyLord in the end she only cared about if they had money and worked out:/

Florida people being Florida people. Funny they're all crazy.

Why is that important?

Nothing wrong with something that does not exist.

@@The.prophet.of.truth. bros floridaist :( what did I do :(

GIRL NAME AND INSTA @

yeah

thats what im saying

shes 31 hes 18 that age gap is insane. she disqualified him cause hes young as hell

She's way older than him I don't blame her lmao. Im only 24 and 18 is already too young for me

I mean, she at the end went for the money, that tells you a lot.

Hey this is Mitch, thanks for the compliment. And yes i love anime

What did i just read bruh

Women don't like/trust men as being "safe" unless they've been vetted by other women. So they can steal them. It's kinda sad how women kinda just tear eachother apart all game of Thrones style, but if you put twenty of them in a class with four dudes, the women will split into factions, and disregard the men until one displays interest, at which point they'll put down the interested party, trying to take the man for themselves. It's really really sad. Go watch that Bear Grylls show where they put men on an island and women on an island, and see which group is happier.

I had more respect for him after he admitted that. I've never understood single people not being able to go more than a few weeks without kissing or sex.

@@cdcalkinlol usually there isn’t a choice

i was gonna say, like, months? thats pretty recent for someone whos single.

Bruh I'm 25 and never kissed anyone. My gooning history probably hasn't helped. 😏

Johnny silverhand

but this is literally just entertainment. I highly doubt any of them came here so naive that they truly believed it was a shot with a random stranger. shes hot but that doesn't mean she's missing 99% of her brain & is the most boring person ever. if you ever just go on a date with a stranger based on looks and have not gotten to know each other as friends at all you gotta reevaluate & understand that's why all past relationships ended

Facts

Hey this is Mitch. I really appreciate you all for your support thank you.

​@@TherealDJali Mitch if it is rlly u, say something mitch would say

bro had priorities, but unfortunatly i already knew she was finna skip him for that one

I knew that woman wouldn't watch any anime. She is way too bimbo for that. I'm a woman who watches so much anime I've learned to speak a lot of japanese.

Yikes get a life bro

@@dazz_2d yeah

@@filthyfrank.5 saying get a life under a 5 gooners video is crazy

😭😭😭😭😭

I think he said 35

“Oh no”

@zenityracer75 Is there really a difference? LOL.

Dude's got balls I'll give him that.

so insanely factual

As soon as she said “how much money you make?” That was it. Vague personality type doesn’t think for herself but follows the trend of modern day women

@@Null834 precisely, e.g: doing only fans is about the only hobby dis ho mentioned

@@Null834 not trying to justify her but come on, she's successful too, she's an attorney so it's only fair that she asks for an equally successful man lol. if she brought nothing to the table, well that's a different case. however i'm in law school too so trust me when i say that we get heavily brainwashed when it comes to money.

@@ascina She brings nothing to the table in terms of personality.

As a cat clover I would date him he’s so cute

honestly i gotta agree. theres this girl i like that ive known for years. why ive never asked her out yet? because im nervous even though she seems more nervous than me but anyway she doesnt have either and but shes cute and has such a cute vibe to her. once i see her again i should try going on a date with her if shes still single. last time i saw her, our families were rafting and she brought her male friend, supposedly not her boyfriend so i may have a chance. wish me luck 🤞

​@@user-rm7kb3il6x shoot your shot big guy

@@user-rm7kb3il6x goodluck!!!!!!

Mitch the actual MVP

but bro gave simp vibes so hard when asked abt OF.

@@nayan7398 yeah lol that got me cringe so hard

He kinda sounds like a loser gonna be honest

Ik dude stuped a bit but he was only trying to appease

@@Warner-ok7cw stooped

Feels bad, dude. If she won't go to a trampoline party, she doesn't deserve you.

She kinda annoying as hell 😂 Boring => Check Money hungry => Check Believes in gender equality but wants a "Man" to pay for her meals. And most infuriating of all, Believes OF is woman empowerment, lmao ! She is a walking red flag 😂

She fits right in with the awful people in "the Button" show lol. I was hoping the dudes were gonna be like "ya know, let's be bros and get outta here" lmao

@@kennylaysh2776 awful? she has opinions like everybody else

Agreed. I would never date somebody that boring. What’s wrong with calisthenic exercise? It’s more exciting than doom scrolling 🤷🏼‍♂️

What’s it mean?

@@chriswil8252 I would answer but I don't trust youtube not to flag me.

@@chriswil8252 google it ;P

WHY DID I SEARCH IT UP

@@chriswil8252 I means you like to slam your meat with your fist right up until you erupt like a volcano but stop right before then over and over which hypnotises you into seeing sounds and hearing colors or somethin like that.

Hard agree. Blank slate headahh

yah, have to agree on that - without having the intention to insult her, but yah... she kinda makes that impression

Yeah she was very judgy no good vibes tbh

Literally

As soon as she mentioned OF "NEXT!"

I would choose all the homies over her lol.

Oh i would have told her straight up exactly how i felt soon as her true colors came out in the second round

Also her saying she doesn’t fw trampoline parks as an adult and not liking the adventure. She sounds so boring, I could not be with her at all.

I disagree. I think there's many things she could be criticized for but not that. Most women can get dates easily, and she probably wasn't interested in him romantically.

@@MsHojat She was all about that bag. Even with him saying he was a lawyer, she asked about his wage. She then proceeded to take the money over a date.

​@@-ClerzZ- she was peeping game from the start and all the questions she asks is just her seeing if it's worth the hassle

She can't even name a thing she likes of him off rip

To be fair none of the guys had any game except for maybe Mitch. They were all awkward af and didn't excite her at all. I think she was pretty nice and open minded even though she was probably bored af. You cannot force someone to go on a date if they're not feeling it, even if the guy was Henry Cavill.

I apologize if i offended anyone it was just a joke

😂😂😂😂​@_mitchellali bro it was hilarious you good homie

she was the real gooner

Im not much of a golfer, whats our backup date?

@@kevinhibbard320 The streets.

Onlyfans model, she lives in that world of casual sex and meaningless chasing of a dragon she hasn't fully visualized and wouldn't know what to ask it if she found it. She doesn't realize she lives in a completely different world from most people, let alone these guys put in front of her willing to give her a chance.

because she sucked 3 guys off within the past week and has a body count of at least 80

She was surprised he got a kiss in the first place

right? I don't think that's a weird thing at all for a single guy.

Fr immediate red flag.

He's black

yea but hes black

@@bolk5802 found the 4chan user 🤓

She ranked him second in attractiveness so must mean something if she was honest

@@bolk5802 I live inside your walls.

Nah he's not just the peak. I'm convinced he's one of the primordial Florida Man

need to find out his @

We love Jordan

I was pulling for Mitch hard, but I honestly feel like he dodged a bullet

@@michaelonmichaelonmichael yeah she only cared for money🤷🏼‍♀️

Yes he does!

@@michaelonmichaelonmichael I know dude I was devastated when he got sent home!!

​@@chelseyhussein7899she only asked it on the pasta part tho. The rest of the time she didn't talk about it.

The crossover would be nuts like imagine him and cookie monster would have a great chemistry

@@jessemach5817 I'd like to see Charlie play with Animal on drums.

@@jessemach5817 Charlie meeting Cookie Monster would melt my mind, and I'd love it.

Are you the guy that makes Google map battles

wait, this is gonna be on PBS?

It felt cathartic when she tried to feed him spaghetti and he pushed it down almost reflexively lol

You already know moist was cringing when she mentioned her sign 😂

I kind of get it. Golt feels a bit uneventful and stationary as sport, but on the other hand as you said, would probably be pretty fun to try it out something that's new and different for both.

she gave of vibes of a highschool mean girl ngl, a lot of her answers were superficial.

@@allyn6720what sorts of questions would you have asked? And we haven’t seen what the scripting is like for this anyway so 🤷‍♂️

I like to go on dates to those crazy golf places that serve drinks as well

Wanna play golf?

I mean she makes it pretty easy tbh.

I feel like it's mostly 30-year-old guys. Wishing they were on the show

Yeah weird for yt comment sections to be valid ngl

Fucking made my day

@@dynomar11 nah I'm 22, she is not likeable. I don't wish to be on the show, and I like older girls

I don’t think she said she did OF. I think she only asked that as a part of her toxic masculinity test, she asked a lot of questions to see whether or not the guys were “toxically masculine” types. That was one of those questions.

@@ecxstasy347 i will be surprsied if not, but based on her whole behaviour i'd bet my money she is doing OF, she has that diva 'gurl' vibe on her

@@ecxstasy347I wouldn’t consider not wanting to date someone with an onlyfans as toxic masculinity. I see my wife as a complete equal, and we both help each other and do tasks that would be considered untraditional gender roles. I would be insanely upset if she made an onlyfans, and I would leave if she continued. Just a line for me.

@@Cheekychappy36 hey I agree with you but some guys who are toxically masculine view it as a completely bad thing but deep down it’s actually rooted in their misogyny, and they do things like sl*tshaming. I’m just thinking of red pill guys for example

Being 30 and single is all you need to know. Invest in wine stocks brother, there's many like her to come.

Cats too

Horoscopes, onlyfans, gold digger. It really couldnt get much worse.

You've never seen worse, really?? She's very mid

@@divideby4billion sure hope not. I'm almost 30 and single. I think it's just where the world's at today, but regardless, I'd love to meet someone. Hopefully people don't just write everyone off who's single at that age to mean you're broken. In this girl's case, it really was her attitude more than anything

and she was talking about her horoscope at the start too

Yeah she's delusional, so many red flags.

You know, or she was scoping for Harry Potter adults. She also coincidentally got rid of the guy who gave in depth HP house lore. Edit: to be clear, she could also just be a hypocrite. Just pointing out there's more ways to look at that than "woman bad."

​@@MikaTarkelagod forbid a woman show deadpan humour.

@@llamaczech you're the only one saying "woman bad" literally making up things to be mad about

"Domain expansion White T-shirt"

@@Evra98 lol thought the same thing. works perfectly

Domain Expansion: Infinite 80% cotton 20% polyester white t-shirts, size M (pack of 3)

gojo has competition

Lmfuckingaoooooooo I’m crying

I was gonna say the same. She heard that "Cybersecurity" from the start and you could just see it on her face she heard "Money" and I think that's why she asked the question at the end and was approving of it. Also why she agree with his answer that the man should pay for everything.

She’s a lawyer. I think she’s doing just fine financially. Just probably wants a certain lifestyle and someone else to contribute to that or can stay home until the kids are in school. That I could understand. But as far as who’s supposed to pay and other comments she was much to focused on money. But I didn’t like her at all. Zero personality and not very nice.

@@andrewperoutka8449 It's a dating gameshow bro. My brother in christ, I have to tell you to not look this deep.

They were all bad. The guys were complete pushovers (except the kid and python guy, the two she immediately removed) and this woman clearly didn't respect any of them. A man needs to show much more resistance towards one like her. Set boundaries very early on.

Oh please she's a lawyer

More like dahmer from the shoulders up lol

thats everyone in cybersecurity lmao

He got the serial killer glasses too

Find me a convict that wears no-show socks and skinny jeans

​@@0v3rgr0wnok should I send him to your home ?