Five Things You Can't Do On British Television

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Tom Scott

Tom Scott

3 жыл бұрын

Pull down this description for information on all the shows I mention, plus all my references, and some advice if you're looking to subtitle your videos!
🔤🔤 SUBTITLES 🔤🔤
15% of my viewers watch with subtitles! They're helpful for folks without headphones, or in loud environments, or who can't hear well, or who just like subtitles. More people will watch if subtitles are an option.
Before 2020, KZfaq had a volunteer community-captions system. Alas, due to spam (and, I suspect, the difficulty of porting it to the new Studio), KZfaq turned it off. So your options are:
OPTION 1: DO IT YOURSELF
If your video is one or two people talking, you can add subtitles easily with KZfaq's tools: support.google.com/youtube/an... - that's also possible for more complex videos, but it can be time-consuming.
OPTION 2: PAY A SMALL AMOUNT
If you can afford an editor, you can afford subtitles! They only cost $1-2 per minute of audio.
For simple audio, try Rev: www.rev.com/blog/coupon/?ref=... To be clear, that's an affiliate link: you get $10 of captions free (enough for up to an 8-minute video), and I get a kickback from them. However, my opinions of Rev are mixed. They have downsides, and they may not be the right option for you!
Advantages of Rev:
✅ Extremely fast turnaround
✅ Easy, simple, automated, self-service
✅ Reasonable price
Disadvantages of Rev:
🚫 Rev is a gig-economy company, with everything that entails. In 2019, transcribers raised issues including low pay. www.theverge.com/2019/11/25/2...
🚫 Accuracy is usually acceptable for clear speech, but not the near-perfect results you'd expect from a more high-end subtitle company.
🚫 They're limited to their simple, narrow, house style. That isn't ideal for videos with long sentences or many speakers.
For more complicated audio or for multiple speakers, try Caption+: caption.plus -- a small company that produces extremely high-quality subtitles for a reasonable price.
Advantages of Caption+:
✅ Exceptional subtitle accuracy.
✅ Hand-tweaked broadcast-standard subtitles that are perfect for accessibility, and which the audience love.
✅ Can use positioning and per-speaker colors, and match other style requests.
✅ Still a reasonable price.
Disadvantages of Caption+:
🚫 Not automated: you're dealing with a human by email, and paying invoices.
OTHER COMPANIES: I also used 3PlayMedia once, but unfortunately can't recommend them based on that experience. KZfaq also mention ceilo24 and Amara, neither of which I have experience with: cielo24.com/ amara.org/
📺📺 SHOWS 📺📺
Here's a list of all the shows mentioned, with links where available. (Where Amazon links are listed, those are affiliate links, where I earn a commission from sales.)
The Demon Headmaster is available on DVD from Amazon UK: amzn.to/37Cb68U - and the 2019 revival is available in the UK on BBC iPlayer: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...
Derren Brown: The Events: How To Control The Nation is available for free on KZfaq: • Derren Brown | The Eve... - although it lacks the live broadcast cut-ins.
The pilot episode of Crisis Command: Could You Run The Country? has been uploaded to KZfaq here: • BBC2 3rd February 2004... - normally I wouldn't link to an unofficial upload, but the series will likely never be repeated or see a commercial release.
Ghostwatch is available on DVD from Amazon UK: amzn.to/3kweAgL - I should absolutely have put the ghost in the background of one of my shots here, I regret missing that joke!
The full Ghostwatch continuity announcement is here: • Ghostwatch Continuity ...
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire have an entire KZfaq channel. / millionaireuk - and yes, Jeremy Clarkson is the host now, I suspect that'll surprise a lot of people.
📙📙 REFERENCES 📙📙
Ofcom Broadcasting Code: www.ofcom.org.uk/tv-radio-and...
On sports: www.ofcom.org.uk/tv-radio-and...
On access: www.ofcom.org.uk/tv-radio-and...
On advertising: www.ofcom.org.uk/tv-radio-and... AND www.ofcom.org.uk/__data/asset...
"Only five complaints" about the Derren Brown show is from Broadcast Bulletin 148 [PDF]: www.ofcom.org.uk/__data/asset...
Ghostwatch, and the "full tabloid fury afterwards", is well-documented in many places, so I'll leave researching that to the reader. Don't have nightmares.
📝📝 CONTACT 📝📝
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@TomScottGo
@TomScottGo 2 жыл бұрын
This video has a correction! The final "sixth thing", the rule on advertising breaks, was superseded in 2008 by a different rule that requires that "the integrity of the programme is not prejudiced" and adverts must be placed "where natural breaks occur". The old Code is still on Ofcom's site, and I missed the replacement. Back when Millionaire started, those throws-to-commercial were definitely not allowed, but it's now more ambiguous. You can see all corrections on this channel at www.tomscott.com/corrections/
@shorv
@shorv 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if this new pin is why it reappeared in my algorithm even though I've watched this before
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 2 жыл бұрын
Thx for the update :)
@Pits750
@Pits750 2 жыл бұрын
When ITV went to a break on the last lap of the F1 and pissed off a nation
@jonbowman7686
@jonbowman7686 2 жыл бұрын
@@shorv It just appeared in my recommendations too, even though I've watched the video before. Glad it did though. It's nice to get updates on older videos.
@lotuseater7247
@lotuseater7247 2 жыл бұрын
cut down on the the MDMA mate
@TotallyNotCalledEvan
@TotallyNotCalledEvan 3 жыл бұрын
"You are not allowed to disrupt a show with an ad." "Oh no" [Ad break] "Anyway"
@NetheriteMiner
@NetheriteMiner 3 жыл бұрын
genuinely funny. nice.
@ryan_custard13
@ryan_custard13 3 жыл бұрын
"Is it the Dacia Sandero?"
@lyrimetacurl0
@lyrimetacurl0 22 күн бұрын
Wait. That's illegal.
@VixVixious
@VixVixious 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting something silly like “you can’t show the Queen from the back on Tuesdays”, but these all seem very reasonable
@timtranslates
@timtranslates 3 жыл бұрын
Football on a Saturday afternoon at 3pm.
@sydssolanumsamsys
@sydssolanumsamsys 3 жыл бұрын
t u e s d a y
@rice_frying_shrimp
@rice_frying_shrimp 3 жыл бұрын
They can't show footage from the house of commons in a satirical context. John Oliver has talked about that multiple times on Last Week Tonight!
@josephharold808
@josephharold808 3 жыл бұрын
@@rice_frying_shrimp well. You gotta enshrine it in law that you can't make fun of it when your legislation is done through people arguing with weird noises, sarcastic "his honorable goodness" and some guy screaming "oh-dah, oh-dah"
@maga6403
@maga6403 3 жыл бұрын
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@GreatFox42
@GreatFox42 2 жыл бұрын
As an American I envy that 12 minutes of advertisement per hour rule so damn much. We're lucky to have 12 minutes of _show_ per _half_ hour. It's gotten so bad that re-airings of older episodes of different shows have had parts of them completely cut out (with no effort spared to smooth the transition), not because of censorship, not because of offense, but just to squeeze in more frickin' ads.
@trumpetperson11
@trumpetperson11 2 жыл бұрын
For real. Honestly, I think this is a subconscious reason why many people, including myself, have switched to mostly non-traditional video media (KZfaq, Netflix, etc.) over TV. Obviously there are other reasons, but adblock is fantastic for youtube and many other streaming services don't even have ads. Like, why would I pay hundreds of dollars for a TV package that is just 33% ads, when I can pay 20 for netflix and get no ads at all.
@arx4-571
@arx4-571 2 жыл бұрын
@@trumpetperson11 as someone who lives both in Belgium and the US, I was surprised how many ad breaks there are on American television, even for the same shows. But cutting the cord may also be a big thing to Americans because I feel like they pay way more for internet and TV, and arguably the service is… worse. I pay less than 0.1% of my income for 2000 TV channels. Where I lived in the US, you couldn’t get cable for under $50/mo. In the UK for example, you can get like 70 channels for free (which is what those towers in the video are for), including video on demand. Free TV doesn’t exist in Belgium anymore (although all public channels are available online, and you can get free, basic access to the internet to watch those). I’m not aware of alternatives like this where I lived in the US (California). I can absolutely understand people wouldn’t wanna pay close to $100 on TV and internet, and find alternatives. In fact, Hulu is very reasonably priced, but if you add Live TV, it becomes insanely expensive. Not sure why but this + all those ads… I can understand people are tired of it.
@trumpetperson11
@trumpetperson11 2 жыл бұрын
@@arx4-571 It doesn't help that a lot of companies will bundle their TV and internet. So, you feel like you might as well get the TV package. But then I never ended up using it, other than for sports.
@hannahk1306
@hannahk1306 2 жыл бұрын
I'm British and I like playing "spot the American ad breaks" on your sitcoms that are imported here. There's normally a transition screen (like the atom one on The Big Bang Theory) that you'd get an ad in, but we just get the next scene.
@sumgirl720
@sumgirl720 2 жыл бұрын
​@@arx4-571 The UK also has a TV tax (TV license), which there would be rioting if the US government tried to do that even though it would allow us to fund free access channels and reduce cable costs. Well, rioting but mostly lobbying from private broadcasting corporations.
@van-hieuvo8208
@van-hieuvo8208 Жыл бұрын
I've always respected Tom for including subtitles. I'm not hearing-impaired, but there are occasions where I can't watch with sound on, and Tom's reliability is very much appreciated.
@Taalul
@Taalul 8 ай бұрын
I love the hot sauce video subtitles, he even said “subtitles team you can go all out, normally you over-describe things but now you can do that as much as you want” (that’s definitely not a direct point but conveys the same meaning)
@bnknsy
@bnknsy 3 жыл бұрын
Bravo for posting your mid roll ad right when Clarkson says “Time for a break” 😂
@hippieduck
@hippieduck 3 жыл бұрын
Ad placement is quickly becoming an art form.
@butteredcoffee4210
@butteredcoffee4210 3 жыл бұрын
The ads are placed by an algorithm, not him
@tonylock7657
@tonylock7657 3 жыл бұрын
Does the content provider (ie Tom) get to chose exactly where the mid-roll ads go?
@DJ_Maysonic
@DJ_Maysonic 3 жыл бұрын
@@butteredcoffee4210 I thought you could place where the mid roll ads should occur if you wanted to
@SirShanova
@SirShanova 3 жыл бұрын
@@tonylock7657 Yes, bigger channels have that ability
@TransfemToast
@TransfemToast 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh look at me, I have a Lamborghini BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES" Jeremy Clarkson: time for a break KZfaq: AD PLAYS Tom Scott 2020
@LaughingOrange
@LaughingOrange 3 жыл бұрын
The algorithm knows the meaning of those words.
@tonylock7657
@tonylock7657 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like the only one who was going to say exactly that!
@humanperson2375
@humanperson2375 3 жыл бұрын
@@LaughingOrange you can choose where to put ads
@AnEmu404
@AnEmu404 3 жыл бұрын
It’s because Tom put the ad there 😂 KZfaqrs can choose when their ads are, it’s the lil yellow thing for anyone who didn’t know.
@106640guy
@106640guy 3 жыл бұрын
me: laughs in AdBlock
@SingingWithMyself-Frozen
@SingingWithMyself-Frozen 2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching American shows on British TV (usually kids shows but not always) and noticing moments when characters would repeat something they'd just said, or there would be a weird transition in the middle of a scene. I now realise that these were where the extra ad breaks you're allowed in the US would go.
@werbizzy
@werbizzy Жыл бұрын
i remember Cartoon Network at one point squeezing the credits into a small box on the side, then they showed the proceeded network's schedule.
@anthonygillette
@anthonygillette 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who isn’t actually deaf, I have a hard time hearing and understanding voices. Even in real life it can be hard, so subtitles are a big deal. User created subtitles being removed from KZfaq has made life hard
@maxkorner1123
@maxkorner1123 2 жыл бұрын
KZfaq spams me with subtitles on almost every youtube video. Its a feature i cant turn off on the ios app. I didnt know people had the opposite problem
@nralbers
@nralbers 2 жыл бұрын
Accessibility adjustments are for everyone who needs them. Subtitles are so damned necessary for so many different people, that mandating them almost everywhere just makes sense. :-)
@maxkorner1123
@maxkorner1123 2 жыл бұрын
@@nralbers i get your point, but i should be able to disable them and not them forcing themselves on myself
@nralbers
@nralbers 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxkorner1123 Well obviously they should be a choice! But they should be available for those who want them.
@nralbers
@nralbers 2 жыл бұрын
And frankly, that's just bad app design.
@victorycry8849
@victorycry8849 3 жыл бұрын
Tom: "This should apply to KZfaq as well." KZfaq: *Removes community captioning.*
@PlierPieBox
@PlierPieBox 3 жыл бұрын
WHAT?!
@bazza_oz
@bazza_oz 3 жыл бұрын
Please don't forget, KZfaq Censor swear words on auto captioned videos.
@bullracing1
@bullracing1 3 жыл бұрын
@@PlierPieBox This is true.
@Palmtop_User
@Palmtop_User 3 жыл бұрын
@@PlierPieBox youtube used to have community subtitles, if a youtube video didnt have subtitles or was in a different language a user could fill out subtitles on the video. They no longer have this feature
@bossyman15
@bossyman15 3 жыл бұрын
@@bazza_oz This! I find that very insulting to us Deaf people.
@HugoStuff
@HugoStuff 3 жыл бұрын
I want the raw footage of Tom’s rant.
@ashtar3876
@ashtar3876 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@eclecticsoffy
@eclecticsoffy 2 жыл бұрын
Same here
@minion0470
@minion0470 2 жыл бұрын
I can't find the link to the text in the description
@simplyspectrum7490
@simplyspectrum7490 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@iwonderwhy9681
@iwonderwhy9681 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@superhappypenguin05
@superhappypenguin05 Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!! As someone who watches subtitles because they don’t have headphones, I am so happy with channels who use actual subtitles and not just the “auto generated” ones that never quite say what they are supposed to.
@charliedobbie8916
@charliedobbie8916 9 ай бұрын
"...ones that never quite say what they are supine toad."
@Someone-sc2hk
@Someone-sc2hk 9 ай бұрын
I mean, does your monitor have speakers?
@DarkStarCoreX
@DarkStarCoreX 8 ай бұрын
@@Someone-sc2hk Most modern ones usually don't since headphones or external speakers are the norm now.
@patrickphelan279
@patrickphelan279 8 ай бұрын
@@charliedobbie8916 Those would be the otter Jenny raided subtitles, I suspect.
@weRbananas
@weRbananas 8 ай бұрын
@@Someone-sc2hk if you’re trying to quietly watch something, say in a public space like a bus
@itsthemaggieshow
@itsthemaggieshow 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that Tom got and read a whole hypnosis textbook just to make one small point? I mean, that’s dedication.
@rhodes_the_kitty
@rhodes_the_kitty Жыл бұрын
IKR I am really into hypnosis and it was crazy hearing him talk about it
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 7 ай бұрын
"Got" probably means "read at a library"; "read a whole hypnosis textbook" probably means "looked in the index or table of contents for the part that he wanted."
@MadSideburns
@MadSideburns 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson: "time for a break" *KZfaq ad starts immediately* I'm not complaining this time
@ivorreal
@ivorreal 3 жыл бұрын
When does tht happen
@_jax
@_jax 3 жыл бұрын
@@ivorreal 7:47
@Keallei
@Keallei 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciated this placement.
@youtubesucks4197
@youtubesucks4197 3 жыл бұрын
Ewww you've got ads? Just set up the free trial on new accounts. Haven't had ads in months
@_jax
@_jax 3 жыл бұрын
@@youtubesucks4197 i bet you watch twitch, dont even *TALK* to me.
@FireCraftEntertainment
@FireCraftEntertainment 3 жыл бұрын
7:45 " And the host says: *Time for a break* " (KZfaq Ad Starts) Tom proved his point breaking the 3.5th Wall
@sparky4878
@sparky4878 3 жыл бұрын
Very clever of him.
@Goldv0
@Goldv0 3 жыл бұрын
That is amazing
@DerVolman
@DerVolman 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you I didnt get ads
@isaamthalhath4359
@isaamthalhath4359 3 жыл бұрын
adblock go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@funnyfisher7
@funnyfisher7 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha! I noticed the same thing! XD Good job Tom Scott! 👍
@imdoneplus
@imdoneplus 2 жыл бұрын
As a person with a disabled partner it’s of paramount importance that subtitles are available. If you had trouble understanding people’s verbal speaking you wouldn’t be able to enjoy telly without subtitles and it’s important to remember that.
@letsmakeit110
@letsmakeit110 2 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous because people with this opinion are homosexuals.
@karlovisttimes8271
@karlovisttimes8271 2 жыл бұрын
@@letsmakeit110oh my jode?!?! gays!?!??! craaaaaaaazy
@letsmakeit110
@letsmakeit110 2 жыл бұрын
@@karlovisttimes8271 here's a homie with an extra chromie. you must be that guy's "partner"
@karlovisttimes8271
@karlovisttimes8271 2 жыл бұрын
@@letsmakeit110 lmfaoooooo
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 2 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous cause wives get offended when their husband accidentally refers to them as their fiance after the wedding, so "partner" avoids the problem :)
@Mega-Brick
@Mega-Brick Жыл бұрын
On the topic of ads in the US, even little kids' shows are prone to it. One time, it played the credits of the end of an episode, then cut to commercial. Then it came back from commercial to play the intro theme of the next episode, and then went back to commercial.
@h-0058
@h-0058 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, look at me, I bought a lamborghini-" "BUY some damn subtitles! Also-" *Cutscreen* That cracked me up
@imJojie
@imJojie 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, that was hilarious
@NewGalaktos
@NewGalaktos 3 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t that long ago, when I had only 47 lamborghinis in my hollywood account.
@bharathjoshua9332
@bharathjoshua9332 3 жыл бұрын
6:09
@malinhellden00
@malinhellden00 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was so funny 😂
@sarahtonin58913
@sarahtonin58913 3 жыл бұрын
"Buy some damn vowels!"
@unofedeo
@unofedeo 3 жыл бұрын
I love the sudden cut to “Ooh look at me I bought a Lamborghini - Buy Some Damn Subtitles!”
@danatronics9039
@danatronics9039 3 жыл бұрын
Best Tom Scott line, possibly ever
@zapfanzapfan
@zapfanzapfan 3 жыл бұрын
Slagging off some car youtubers there I feel... :-)
@westcheap
@westcheap 3 жыл бұрын
Also-
@startrick7390
@startrick7390 3 жыл бұрын
I love Tom so much 😂
@rajdeepdas272
@rajdeepdas272 3 жыл бұрын
I won't ever understand those teens bragging about thier moms new car on yt. And why they are so popular that in few days the said teen might buy one for himself and make another brag vid about it
@hernanpk7429
@hernanpk7429 2 жыл бұрын
Im not a native english speaker, and I'm always thankful for those who puts subtitles in their videos, because it's so much easier to understand what they are saying, since most of the time I can't clearly figure out what's the idea because of the accent, slangs, etc. So again, thank you very much for doing and promote it. This channel fascinates me
@Thurzin_hz
@Thurzin_hz Жыл бұрын
Too..
@El_Sueno591
@El_Sueno591 7 ай бұрын
writes the best sentence in english and says sorry for bad england.... youre all the same and thinkyou foreigners are bots
@sameermohideen4913
@sameermohideen4913 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh look at me, I bought a lamborghini” “BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES” ~Tom, 2020
@zerg230
@zerg230 3 жыл бұрын
Someone could include that in a new Tom Scott out of context video
@xenon3148
@xenon3148 3 жыл бұрын
Legit made me chuckle
@TheMrRuttazzo
@TheMrRuttazzo 3 жыл бұрын
That cracked me up way more than it has any right to. xD
@GoldenThunderYT
@GoldenThunderYT 3 жыл бұрын
E
@thessalonikiosmusv
@thessalonikiosmusv 3 жыл бұрын
@@zerg230 anyone who do Tom Scott out of context should do subtitle too.
@Hyblup
@Hyblup 3 жыл бұрын
That “time for a break” straight to an ad cut is just _brilliant_
@jaredapas9092
@jaredapas9092 3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@giddy1337
@giddy1337 3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Rose-ec6he
@Rose-ec6he 3 жыл бұрын
F*cking brilliant!
@AyrtonTwigg
@AyrtonTwigg 3 жыл бұрын
To me it felt more as a middle finger
@SRQmoviemaker
@SRQmoviemaker 3 жыл бұрын
Almost like it was planned
@areadhead
@areadhead 2 жыл бұрын
I experienced Ghostwatch when I was 15 years old, in the house alone. I did not see the announcement at the start and I can testify as to why that rule is helpful. I was really affected briefly on the night - totally freaked out. It was a great program and I had it on VHS and DVD and I am even glad I had the experience in retrospect because it was one of those things you get excited to say you were there. But I realise it probably affected some people really badly. I'm sure I wasn't happy at the time
@AnthonyCook78
@AnthonyCook78 2 жыл бұрын
I watched Ghostwatch when I was 13 and I have never been so scared in my life. I never actually got to see the end because it ran over my bedtime. I lay in bed shivering for ages trying to think of something else.
@dshe8637
@dshe8637 2 жыл бұрын
Some people might have been more seriously affected, unfortunately
@simonsimon325
@simonsimon325 Жыл бұрын
Hardly anyone saw the continuity announcement as the show started at the odd time of 9:25. The BBC totally set out to hoax people no matter what they said after. If it was meant to be seen as a drama why did they have all the presenters played by known TV personalities playing themselves. Hoax all the way.
@charliedobbie8916
@charliedobbie8916 9 ай бұрын
I watched it while home alone, and wasn't yet old enough to apply a reasonable judgement about what I was seeing. I still get nervous turning off the light when leaving a cellar.
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 7 ай бұрын
@@dshe8637 Seems to have caused at least one suicide and at least two cases of short-term PTSD diagnosed in children who'd been watching.
@figmentisms
@figmentisms 2 жыл бұрын
the subtitles thing is so important to me. I'm neurodivergent, and a side effect of that is my Audio Processing Disorder, which makes it hard for my brain to process sounds and speech as its happening, especially when there are other noises in the background. The subtitles give me something to latch onto so i can understand and follow a video better! Tom's channel has always been one of my favorites, not just because of its content, but also because I can consistently understand and absorb what is happening BECAUSE of the subtitles. Every single video!
@Dungeonfreak
@Dungeonfreak 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t watch without subtitles either for the same reason (technically I can I just miss half of what’s said and don’t understand it)
@jeremykriska2822
@jeremykriska2822 2 жыл бұрын
exactly the same for me
@Diamondphobe
@Diamondphobe 2 жыл бұрын
This. Sometimes I just need silence. So subtitles are great.
@ItsMeVltimate
@ItsMeVltimate 3 жыл бұрын
British Television: 12 minutes of ads per hour max. American Television: 1 hour of ads per 12 minutes min.
@Jaidenism0722
@Jaidenism0722 3 жыл бұрын
PBS: *Laughs In No Commercials*
@Kendricklamarglazer17
@Kendricklamarglazer17 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in TV dying
@rayjaygee
@rayjaygee 2 жыл бұрын
This was the 1 of the biggest culture shocks for me while in the U.S. my god, the ads...the constant, *constant* ad breaks. It's akin to Chinese water torture, aaaaagh!
@eroth1008
@eroth1008 2 жыл бұрын
per 12 minutes max*
@Kendricklamarglazer17
@Kendricklamarglazer17 2 жыл бұрын
@@eroth1008 joke
@ESB2109
@ESB2109 3 жыл бұрын
Clarkson: “Time for a Break” Me: -gets ads- My god, Tom, what a genius move.
@AhmedIbru
@AhmedIbru 3 жыл бұрын
Is it demonetized i didn't get any ads
@baconwizard
@baconwizard 3 жыл бұрын
@@AhmedIbru you’ve probably got Adblock on, I don’t know I time where Tom Scott’s videos have ever been demonetised
@courtney-ray
@courtney-ray 3 жыл бұрын
@@baconwizard i don’t have a blocker. I didn’t get ads either. Also I saw/heard no one say “time for a break”
@77skull
@77skull 3 жыл бұрын
@@courtney-ray the you didn’t watch it all?
@nottsoserious
@nottsoserious 3 жыл бұрын
@@courtney-ray it's right towards the end, about 1 minute before the video ends
@GrandSupremeDaddyo
@GrandSupremeDaddyo 2 жыл бұрын
I guess they have successfully argued that the suspense before revealing if an answer is correct is part of the flow of the show and is not interrupted but even enhanced by the ad break.
@UncleTogie
@UncleTogie 2 жыл бұрын
As a deaf guy, THANK you for the subtitle rant! I just want to watch what everyone else is...
@fredhasopinions
@fredhasopinions 3 жыл бұрын
"Ohh, look at me, I've bought a lamborghini! - BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES!" Tom Scott is becoming more iconic by the minute
@rrp6405
@rrp6405 3 жыл бұрын
i hope the rant gets published as a extra
@Insomninaut
@Insomninaut 3 жыл бұрын
@@rrp6405 same, I enjoy those rants alot
@Hollyweed1
@Hollyweed1 3 жыл бұрын
by 12 minutes
@buksi6342
@buksi6342 3 жыл бұрын
GET SOME GOD DAMN: subtitles
@kwibloupthesomething
@kwibloupthesomething 3 жыл бұрын
@@buksi6342 for those who bought the earplugs, but can't get them out
@aaronbill3
@aaronbill3 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I’ve never laughed- nevermind literally laughed out loud- at a midroll ad before. Absolutely well played.
@inkasaraswati7625
@inkasaraswati7625 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting it because I've read the comments. Still laughed.
@joer7888
@joer7888 3 жыл бұрын
I was just about to make the same comment 😂 perfectly timed made me laugh
@vinstinct
@vinstinct 3 жыл бұрын
@@inkasaraswati7625 I was confused by this, but I have KZfaq premium. I thought there was some sort of in video ad that I missed.
@Codebreakerblue
@Codebreakerblue 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I'm not the only one XD This is peak comedy folks We've done it
@shadowfaxdog9733
@shadowfaxdog9733 3 жыл бұрын
Ha I didn’t get it But I don’t have premium or red or anything so why not 🤔 Could it have to do with being on mobile maybe there’s less adds or something
@Satori91387
@Satori91387 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for being vocal about accessibility. I'm visually impaired, so subtitles don't directly help me, but I will always make noise for folks with disabilities, and it's really heartwarming when someone does so from on stage.
@louise7176
@louise7176 Жыл бұрын
Captions don't just come from "the caption company". Of that "$2 a minute maximum", a fraction actually goes to the caption writers, who are "freelance" contractors at the mercy of the company. It takes about 3 hours to put quality captions on a 30 minute video. You'll get about $9 for it. I had to do it to afford food when I was really, really hard up. I signed an NDA so I can't go into the specifics about the company or who used them, but I captioned videos for a lot of famous KZfaqrs, and subtitled a moderately successful British daytime soap. If you're going to buy captions, pay someone to do it directly.
@heatherduke7703
@heatherduke7703 Жыл бұрын
I tried to approach KZfaqrs directly to do captions for them and not a single one got back to me 😕
@ADCArtAttack
@ADCArtAttack 3 жыл бұрын
That use of an ad break, I just had to watch the full ad out of respect.... That was smooth
@pokingrandomthings7393
@pokingrandomthings7393 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for spoiling it, really
@AceStrife
@AceStrife 3 жыл бұрын
@@pokingrandomthings7393 Watch the video before reading comments?
@MaartenvanHeek
@MaartenvanHeek 3 жыл бұрын
I was like, why can't I go back? Oh it's a real ad...
@netsong2239
@netsong2239 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. Because it was unskippable and 13 seconds long.
@aturchomicz821
@aturchomicz821 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting Ads in 2020 lmao
@veroxid
@veroxid 3 жыл бұрын
British TV: Only allowed 12 minutes per hour for commercials. American TV: "And now it's time for a break from our regularly scheduled commercial for a quick bit of a show."
@tcbobb1613
@tcbobb1613 3 жыл бұрын
Back in 1 minutes!!!
@Pandamasque
@Pandamasque 3 жыл бұрын
And then the actual content is full of sponsorships and product placement.
@chayew4660
@chayew4660 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq: Every three minuted of watched content makes you look at 10 seconds of adds :D
@maunster3414
@maunster3414 3 жыл бұрын
Then there are those blasted constant advert in the corner or bottom of the program that is currently in progress.
@catchy9665
@catchy9665 3 жыл бұрын
In my country commercials almost took 15-20 minutes bruh
@youraveragefan6953
@youraveragefan6953 2 жыл бұрын
That’s why I enjoy watching Markiplier’s videos so much, I have some ear problems that cause me to have trouble hearing so it’s always great when you see a KZfaqr that has subtitles on their videos.
@caspergotlost
@caspergotlost 11 ай бұрын
Dan and Phil's too! I can hear fine, but have auditory processing issues, so I use captions as often as possible. Dan and Phil's are community made, so they sometimes contain hilarious notes from the captioner.
@diedertspijkerboer
@diedertspijkerboer 2 жыл бұрын
Here in the Netherlands, certain events must be viewable on publicly accessible television, which can be a commercial channel. These events also include (warning: national stereotype) certain skating events and the Eurovision song contest.
@austin5060
@austin5060 3 жыл бұрын
“Time for a break” *Ad plays* Damn you Tom!
@mrkeefor
@mrkeefor 3 жыл бұрын
I saw no adverts in this video at all and no I'm not using any blockers I'm on my phone
@mrtalos
@mrtalos 3 жыл бұрын
Did it for me too
@Dalenthas
@Dalenthas 3 жыл бұрын
I was cackling.
@austin5060
@austin5060 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrkeefor the very end at the Who Wants to be a Millionaire clip.
@commenturthegreat2915
@commenturthegreat2915 3 жыл бұрын
Me who uses adblock: I don't have such weakness
@MasqueradeCrew
@MasqueradeCrew 3 жыл бұрын
This explains why British shows are longer than US shows. There are literally fewer commercials.
@aturchomicz821
@aturchomicz821 3 жыл бұрын
@John Reynolds based
@SamC-fd4sj
@SamC-fd4sj 3 жыл бұрын
When we have American shows on British television we either get a slightly longer version that is shown in the US or they end up only taking up a 25 minute slot instead of a 30 minute slot.
@Blitterbug
@Blitterbug 3 жыл бұрын
'sgood, isn't it?
@joegillian314
@joegillian314 3 жыл бұрын
They would have to be a minimum of 48 minutes, which I think is around 5 minutes longer than most programs in the United States meant to fill a 60 minute slot.
@SupaDanteX
@SupaDanteX 3 жыл бұрын
@@joegillian314 yup
@shane2799
@shane2799 2 жыл бұрын
By the way, I actually very much appreciate your subtitles! I sometimes watch your videos in loud environments, and the subtitles allow me to understand what you are actually saying. Thanks!
@swarnamoti
@swarnamoti 2 жыл бұрын
Me too. I am not from an English speaking country, so I love the content creators who give subtitles
@dumboelefunt4690
@dumboelefunt4690 2 жыл бұрын
The way they put in the words behind the tower at 0:17 is just a subtle flex of their editing and I respect that
@thermometerman1824
@thermometerman1824 2 жыл бұрын
ok babe
@draklia
@draklia 3 жыл бұрын
As someone just as passionate about subtitles, I really want to hear Tom's subtitle rant
@pinkmandymoo
@pinkmandymoo 3 жыл бұрын
You can put automatically created subtitles on, they could be better though!
@-M0LE
@-M0LE 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I find a lot of subtitles miss out or replace entire sentences
@endmysuffering7903
@endmysuffering7903 3 жыл бұрын
it genuinely angers me when someone bothered to put subs but they're wrong they're like, "hey I wanna add captions to my video" then turn around and write... well now I'm so worked up about it I can't even remember what I was gonna say oh well anyway it's like malicious compliance without the compliance! It's obvious what they're saying so type it out correctly, jeez end of crappy, badly worded rant
@Cdog-vl3gk
@Cdog-vl3gk 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with the rant like. Please your THIS big and don't have proper subtitles? H e h?
@JxsonKing
@JxsonKing 3 жыл бұрын
@@endmysuffering7903 sh- like that is why community contributions got removed 😡
@Steampunk_Wizard
@Steampunk_Wizard 3 жыл бұрын
12 minutes per hour?? In the US, we are lucky to get 12 minutes of show in our hour of advertising.
@AshyRose1
@AshyRose1 3 жыл бұрын
The trruuttthhh!!!!!
@shritan0
@shritan0 3 жыл бұрын
so true haha
@chocolatereigns
@chocolatereigns 3 жыл бұрын
I was going to say the same thing. Most "1 hour" dramas are 42 minutes on streaming, so that'd mean we have about 18 minutes of ads per hour of regular TV. I'm sure big events are more like 20-23 minutes per hour. Makes me laugh because I haven't watched anything other than streaming in 5 years.
@connomar55
@connomar55 3 жыл бұрын
If Morning TV on CBS in particular, were a game of Russian Roulette, there would be no viewers left. Provided I don't check the clock to see if it is 7:00AM or soon after, I always hit commercials, rather than program.
@rubixtheslime
@rubixtheslime 3 жыл бұрын
And then all the ads are for drugs because that's legal in the US. Kinda a slap in the face when you consider the lack of healthcare. Go USA!...
@twistedcode9139
@twistedcode9139 2 жыл бұрын
regarding accessibility on television (and KZfaq): as someone with a disability, I absolutely agree. I also think there should be a minimum standard of accessibility for videogames. Colorblindness, arachnophobia mode, and flexible control options are not too much to ask in my opinion. Currently, several games I want to play are inaccessible to me because I can't use a virtual keyboard or can't remap one of the controls...
@thejunecooperative
@thejunecooperative Жыл бұрын
Dyslexia friendly fonts are also cool
@jaysonallison7315
@jaysonallison7315 Жыл бұрын
Do you mean arachnophobia as in the fear of spiders?
@yeet1066
@yeet1066 Жыл бұрын
Don't get peoples issue with arachnophobia mode, spiders are a common fear, it doesn't hurt to have a disclaimer if you want it
@NitroIndigo
@NitroIndigo Жыл бұрын
@@jaysonallison7315 There was this game where you can disable background spiders.
@DarkStarCoreX
@DarkStarCoreX 8 ай бұрын
I don't think "arachnaphobia mode" is necessary, since spiders are present in the real world, and they aren't even scary anyway, especially if it's a cartoony looking game.
@FLS96
@FLS96 2 жыл бұрын
I agree about KZfaq videos having subtitles. Even though I understand English very vell, it still makes it easier to follow. Also, it makes it much easier to learn: as a child (not a native speaker) watching American TV shows like The Simpsons, I used to mislearn a lot of words because there's so much variation in the pronounciation of words. The subtitles were in my native language, and were improvised to an unnecessary degree, which also made me mislearn a lot, but that's another story. Anyway, the cuts of your rant about KZfaq subtitles made me crack up xD
@caseyhamm8822
@caseyhamm8822 3 жыл бұрын
‘oH lOoK aT mE i BoUgHt A lAmBoRgHiNi,’ BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES! also-
@chr13
@chr13 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the "also" is.
@ghastiafy67
@ghastiafy67 3 жыл бұрын
Christopher Scheler BUY SOME MORE DAMN SUBTITLES
@TheSimmr001
@TheSimmr001 3 жыл бұрын
@@chr13 also BUY SOME AUDIO DESCRIPTION
@Worldsbiggestwinner
@Worldsbiggestwinner 3 жыл бұрын
@whyiwakeup6460
@whyiwakeup6460 2 жыл бұрын
@EvilGelatine03 the fiendish boy that provides factual ideas
@RickyRatte
@RickyRatte 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott: Every KZfaq Video should have subtitles! KZfaq: removes the option of using user generated subtitles
@xHadesStamps
@xHadesStamps 3 жыл бұрын
Well, you now need to do it yourself, which unfortunately sucks, but it's still an option.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 3 жыл бұрын
@@xHadesStamps It's a change which makes accessibility less accessible for channels which rely on fans for some or all of their subtitles. In particular, translations are almost always the work of bilingual fans with spare time and a desire to share the things they love.
@SZebS
@SZebS 3 жыл бұрын
@@timothymclean fr i have a lot of videos i want to translate but i can't because youtube wanted some extra money off of the backs of HoH and monolingual folks
@Elec-citrus
@Elec-citrus 3 жыл бұрын
Well, thats sucks. Now I can't watch a new alan becker videos with a fan generated subtitle.
@PouLS
@PouLS 3 жыл бұрын
retarted idea, like all KZfaq's ideas
@SS64DD
@SS64DD 2 жыл бұрын
I want the directors cut where we get to hear Tom go on a rant about subtitles
@ejspecht9184
@ejspecht9184 2 жыл бұрын
I think when Clarkson says "time for a break", it also builds suspense so it doesn't disrupt the flow so much as it redirects it.
@DNZGames
@DNZGames 9 ай бұрын
My thoughts too! Suspense is even more necessary given they cut to ads, else why not flick through the channels to find something else Ads cutting the flow of a program is something I only really notice when channels air old movies and they cut to ads mid sentence or amid an action sequence (and then cut back but seem to have missed a couple of seconds)
@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 жыл бұрын
6:25 when visiting the USA, it was almost a cultural shock to see Ad breaks that we almost longer than the show segments. Also Ad pop ups in the show. I don’t see pop up like that in the Uk.
@randomuser5443
@randomuser5443 3 жыл бұрын
Children shows make it to where all American children hate marketers
@imabot4815
@imabot4815 3 жыл бұрын
ya
@larryschrag6306
@larryschrag6306 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t expect to see you here
@kuartz.
@kuartz. 3 жыл бұрын
Why is iron here!? I’ve been watching you a bunch, got this video, went to the comments and you were here!? I feel like you are following me...
@joshbrown5644
@joshbrown5644 3 жыл бұрын
would you do a red shirt decal for a churchill or something? britans answer to a life of boris decal on a tank
@Kaskobi
@Kaskobi 3 жыл бұрын
Placing a mid-roll ad at 7:48 was utter genius, Tom.
@DrAgoti-jk2ff
@DrAgoti-jk2ff 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, it really was genious.
@Koriyama
@Koriyama 3 жыл бұрын
Came to make this comment. Thumbs up!
@999goat
@999goat 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@LewisSkinner
@LewisSkinner 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't get one! 😭😭😭
@tfr
@tfr 3 жыл бұрын
I am egg
@elan344
@elan344 2 жыл бұрын
I’d love for tom to post the whole rant it seems like it would be so entertaining to watch
@d4rk_onion
@d4rk_onion 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing that you'd mention the hurling finals when there appears to be someone practicing hurling in the background of the video!
@peadarruane6582
@peadarruane6582 Жыл бұрын
Was thinking that he was either hurling or lacrosse, but I'm 100% sure that he's hurling.
@WakaDudePlays
@WakaDudePlays 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh look at me I bought a lamborghini, BUY SOME SUBTITLES!"
@endermoosh
@endermoosh 3 жыл бұрын
I CACKLED
@stevejacks8389
@stevejacks8389 3 жыл бұрын
Ring, ring. "Hello?" "Hello, I'd like to buy some damn subtitles."
@wolfcafe3745
@wolfcafe3745 3 жыл бұрын
What kind, sir? We have proper grammar subtitles or you can try our minimalist 'enough to get the point across' subtitle package.
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin 3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfcafe3745 I was actually wondering - can I get those in Swedish? I have lots of moose involved in my production.
@justleaveitalone
@justleaveitalone 3 жыл бұрын
@@roguishpaladin Tyvärr kan vi bara erbjuda svenska undertexter med Google Translate. Är det okej?
@jsmaps
@jsmaps 3 жыл бұрын
Well, you've come to the right place! - Jacob @ Caption+
@MercenaryPen
@MercenaryPen 3 жыл бұрын
welcome to Lucifer and Associates Subtitling, Damned Subtitles our speciality
@WryAun
@WryAun 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear Tom's subtitle rant even as its own video it's an important topic!
@sapnupua5
@sapnupua5 2 жыл бұрын
subscribed because you care about us subtitle users tbh
@Krypt6128
@Krypt6128 3 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the guy in the back playing tennis
@Niko-he4ji
@Niko-he4ji 3 жыл бұрын
That guy has a great taste
@spud4169
@spud4169 3 жыл бұрын
Grind don't stop
@manniop3
@manniop3 3 жыл бұрын
Are they not hurling?
@casparvoncampenhausen5249
@casparvoncampenhausen5249 3 жыл бұрын
Badminton I think
@raidensama1511
@raidensama1511 3 жыл бұрын
Softball
@thelakeman2538
@thelakeman2538 3 жыл бұрын
I like how KZfaq actively made accessibility harder by killing off community contributed subtitles because of shitty reasons.
@Xandros999
@Xandros999 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, when did that happen?
@augfairweather4530
@augfairweather4530 3 жыл бұрын
@@Xandros999 last month :(
@perom551
@perom551 3 жыл бұрын
@Pham Hoang Gia Bao But that's relatively rare when compared to actual contributions (judging from my experience with subtitles), and all channel owners can remove inappropriate contributed subtitles. Getting completely rid of something so useful to so many people because of something that could be avoided isn't worth it, imo.
@cassia1797
@cassia1797 3 жыл бұрын
+
@JohnSmith-kb4re
@JohnSmith-kb4re 3 жыл бұрын
@Pham Hoang Gia Bao hell, by that logic, close off all schools because school shootings happen.
@garthvader9916
@garthvader9916 2 жыл бұрын
That 'rant' fast-forward incidental music is a mood for me. 👌👌👌👌👌
@ratmdex
@ratmdex 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the guy @1:30 who nailed that baseball
@furyofathousanddoggos3703
@furyofathousanddoggos3703 3 жыл бұрын
I'd really like to watch Tom's full subtitle rant. Actually, whenever Tom goes on rants, can they have their own seperate videos ? That'd be delightful.
@danielm8855
@danielm8855 3 жыл бұрын
I second this opinion
@kekow176
@kekow176 3 жыл бұрын
I'd watch this
@foolmatrix
@foolmatrix 3 жыл бұрын
I third this idea
@robertjohnpecayo8642
@robertjohnpecayo8642 3 жыл бұрын
Fourth
@olipolygon
@olipolygon 3 жыл бұрын
fifth!
@mobimaks
@mobimaks 3 жыл бұрын
Subtitles are also useful for non-native speakers of your language, whose listening comprehension isn't on that level yet. That how you can expand your auditory for new people who are also interested in your channel. If you translate your subtitles - it's even better. Source: I was one of them for English videos, and right now I am using subtitles for the Spanish ones
@leea8706
@leea8706 3 жыл бұрын
You definitely need them for Spanish, I have decent reading comprehension of Spanish, but they speak so bloody fast I may as well know zero Spanish. I believe it’s the second fastest spoken language which makes sense.
@arghyam6
@arghyam6 3 жыл бұрын
I use English subtitles on some videos. I am not a native English speaker that understands different accents really quickly, so reading the subtitles along helps.
@Leblribrbrrq
@Leblribrbrrq 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Tom didn't mention this himself. Especially on this platform with its world-wide reach. You really do widen your audience. Depending on the dialect and speed (information density), a subtitle really helps. For everything else, I'm lazy and still turn them on.
@misumi6312
@misumi6312 3 жыл бұрын
I believe it's good for the same reason for children's television
@jaywincer7029
@jaywincer7029 3 жыл бұрын
And for noisy environments, or situations you need to be quiet.
@JayTemple
@JayTemple Жыл бұрын
As long as you're advocating applying a TV rule to KZfaq, I'd like to see the rule about placing ads at natural breaks applied here as well.
@Mandrake_root
@Mandrake_root 2 жыл бұрын
I love that your videos always have subtitles. Yours and a couple other KZfaqrs I follow I can always count on having subtitles either when the video launches or within a few days of release.
@Laittth
@Laittth 3 жыл бұрын
COME ON reading Tom's subtitle rant isn't the same as seeing and hearing it! Upload an uncut version as unlisted and put the link in the description!
@Altoclarinets
@Altoclarinets 3 жыл бұрын
SECONDED
@bartholomewdan
@bartholomewdan 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE Tom. PLEASE.
@cheesi
@cheesi 3 жыл бұрын
RELEASE THE SUBTITLE CUT
@koobyn
@koobyn 3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD PLEASE
@lyrqk5829
@lyrqk5829 3 жыл бұрын
(banging on table) SUBTITLE RANT! SUBTITLE RANT!
@PraxZimmerman
@PraxZimmerman 3 жыл бұрын
"Why the heck has the complaint line been ringing off the hook??" ... "It's Tom again, isn't it?"
@yasithsilva2885
@yasithsilva2885 2 жыл бұрын
The subtitles opinion is really good. As a non native English speaker it's always hard to understand what a non Sri Lankan is telling just by listening (cuz of the accent or different pronunciation stuff), so captions do really help.
@Loettl
@Loettl 2 жыл бұрын
In Germany, we also have a list of sport events of national interest and advertisements are also limited to 12 minutes per hour
@jack0slack
@jack0slack 3 жыл бұрын
... I’ve never felt so left out by having KZfaq Red.
@yousorooo
@yousorooo 3 жыл бұрын
That ad break was so clever that I just had to watch the whole ad.
@pyrioncelendil
@pyrioncelendil 3 жыл бұрын
I've never felt so left out by having uBlock Origin.
@notrandomtypek
@notrandomtypek 3 жыл бұрын
I've never felt so left out by having KZfaq Vanced
@VoidLantadd
@VoidLantadd 3 жыл бұрын
I've never felt so left out for... I have no idea, the ad just didn't play.
@pluto3194
@pluto3194 3 жыл бұрын
I've never felt so left out for KZfaq being broken and not playing me an ad
@TheGreaterDane
@TheGreaterDane 3 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud at "ohhhh look at me, I bought a Lamborghuni-BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES"
@ZakiZamil-xu2nj
@ZakiZamil-xu2nj 3 жыл бұрын
Where is that part
@justanobserver3643
@justanobserver3643 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZakiZamil-xu2nj @ 6:08
@mr.randomgamer888
@mr.randomgamer888 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I clipped that lmao
@benkendall7489
@benkendall7489 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your support of subtitles and accessibility Tom, I’m so glad someone recognises and supports us
@nonyafkinbznes1420
@nonyafkinbznes1420 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has an ADD disability I need an option to disable distracting subtitles and sign language.
@ramensobs
@ramensobs 9 ай бұрын
@@nonyafkinbznes1420you CAN disable Tom’s subtitles though..? they are not burnt in
@nonyafkinbznes1420
@nonyafkinbznes1420 9 ай бұрын
@@ramensobs Not the sign language.
@dovesveins333
@dovesveins333 Жыл бұрын
i genuinely agree. ALL large channels should have subtitles, and its always a pleasant surprise when they do. but it shouldn't be a surprise, it should be the standard
@twandepan
@twandepan 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking through the park and see someone shouting “Oh look I have a Lamborghini! BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES!” at a camera
@therandomcat4695
@therandomcat4695 3 жыл бұрын
Stinky poo
@talis4646
@talis4646 3 жыл бұрын
"Five Things You Can't Do On British Television" >Me, an Italian who's never going to be on any British TV Channel *Interesting*
@lockstocknl
@lockstocknl 3 жыл бұрын
Never say never buddy
@xFedoh
@xFedoh 3 жыл бұрын
In Italia ci sono 12 minuti di programma su un'ora di pubblicità
@joe_ita
@joe_ita 3 жыл бұрын
qua abbiamo avuto iva zanicchi "ipnotizzata" che caga in diretta, direi che questo video per noi è inutile sin dal primo punto hahaha
@thewanderinggamer1369
@thewanderinggamer1369 3 жыл бұрын
@@lockstocknl Shut up Justin Careerover
@therealbeanbot
@therealbeanbot 3 жыл бұрын
Same, although I’m a preteen American.
@Nikkiflausch
@Nikkiflausch 4 күн бұрын
Love how Scott predicts that we're due for another pseudo-real live broadcast, and just now Late Night with the Devil released in theatres! Its success will surely takes of the concept set in modern times.
@Maijorsam
@Maijorsam 2 жыл бұрын
YES for the subtitles! Though I am not hearing-impaired, I find subtitles tremendously helpful and find it difficult to understand all TV shows or youtube videos without them.
@CletusTheFetusDeletus
@CletusTheFetusDeletus 3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop replaying "Ohhh look at meee I bought a Lamborghini... BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES!" Also, I will try to take this advice
@aturchomicz821
@aturchomicz821 3 жыл бұрын
Anti Capitalist Tom? WTF THATS SO BASED!?!??!🥵🥵
@fieldmarshal7298
@fieldmarshal7298 3 жыл бұрын
Me getting ready to sue "Who wants to be a millionaire" so I can become one without answering any questions.
@cameron7374
@cameron7374 3 жыл бұрын
What if the judge asks you a question during the trial?
@kevreeduk222
@kevreeduk222 3 жыл бұрын
@@cameron7374 Then you call for a commercial break (aka recess / adjournment) :)
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 3 жыл бұрын
The problem is all your winnings will be spent on legal fees.
@cameron7374
@cameron7374 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevreeduk222 Exactly.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын
The court case is presented in the format of the show.
@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo
@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo 2 ай бұрын
Your rant about subtitles never ceases to improve my mood. Thank you for your passion on accessibility
@Coseepo
@Coseepo 2 жыл бұрын
I love that the 12 mins of adverts per hour thing was included because strategically placing adverts to maximise revenue is literally my job
@guerra_dos_bichos
@guerra_dos_bichos 2 жыл бұрын
Evil, evil lurks under your soul sire
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 4 ай бұрын
​@@guerra_dos_bichos seek help
@thewanderinggamer1369
@thewanderinggamer1369 3 жыл бұрын
'I could do a whole video on advertising, I still intend to.' Tom. PLEASE do. This is genuinely interesting.
@Skorpeonismyrealname
@Skorpeonismyrealname 3 жыл бұрын
"No more than 12 minutes of ads per hour of programme." Mind telling that to most cable TV channels here in America? Where you pay $60+ to get 30 minutes of ads per hour of program?
@melodiclogic9904
@melodiclogic9904 3 жыл бұрын
And there’s no adverts on the BBC, that includes tv, radio etc. I had a massive culture shock when I started using VPN’s to watch US shows, because the adverts are just plain bad as well and way too long. The pharmaceutical adverts actually make me laugh because they spend more time explaining the side effects and who can’t take it than actually advertising it.
@SgtKilgore406
@SgtKilgore406 3 жыл бұрын
@@melodiclogic9904 I cut the cord altogether in high school and have been living a happier ad free life ever since (KZfaq Premium by the way).
@patrickpaganini
@patrickpaganini 3 жыл бұрын
@@SgtKilgore406 Yes - I'm not pleased at Google's censorship, but I pay for Premium because watching adverts would be unbearable.
@fermitupoupon1754
@fermitupoupon1754 3 жыл бұрын
So just get rid of your cable subscription. I haven't had a paid cable subscription is over a decade and I can't say that I feel like I am missing out on anything at all. I've got 2 video-on-demand subscriptions and on the internet as a whole I block ads entirely. Not because I don't think site operators and content creators do not deserve to get paid, of course they do, but companies like Google and Facebook do not care about my privacy and refuse to provide an allround hard opt-out, despite the fact that the GDPR says they have to.
@plamf1278
@plamf1278 3 жыл бұрын
@@fermitupoupon1754 Im exactly the same as you, If I believe someone deserves money for something they have created I buy hard copies or I buy a youtubers merch or join members for a bit. the big companies make their money from our data. remember if something is free, you are the product
@TheRealTobias
@TheRealTobias 2 жыл бұрын
You absolutely nailed the live clock time in your video for me, to the minute! I image this might not be a total coincidence? After your subtitles rant you had me laugh out loud. Another top-quality video, thanks Tom.
@pygmygiant
@pygmygiant 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yes to mandatory subtitles! My dodgy ears are grateful for this inclusion.
@crushermach3263
@crushermach3263 3 жыл бұрын
Clarkson: “Time for a Break” Me: **has YT Premium** Me: "Damn, did I miss a joke or something?"
@emilyscloset2648
@emilyscloset2648 3 жыл бұрын
nicely played :D
@badmanjones179
@badmanjones179 3 жыл бұрын
imagine buying ... anything.. when you could just use adblock
@patcangy
@patcangy 3 жыл бұрын
@@badmanjones179 If you’re on a phone I don’t think you can use Adblock
@AndrewGillard
@AndrewGillard 3 жыл бұрын
@@badmanjones179 KZfaq Premium still supports creators (by some reports, more than adverts do). Ad-blockers don't.
@Steamzombie1838
@Steamzombie1838 3 жыл бұрын
Oh you fancy huh?
@MedlifeCrisis
@MedlifeCrisis 3 жыл бұрын
"Governments don't want sporting events of national cultural significance to be on paid TV as they will become irrelevant." Cries Test cricket tears 🏏😭😭]
@kwibloupthesomething
@kwibloupthesomething 3 жыл бұрын
why do all verified content creators always make references that I don’t understand?
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 3 жыл бұрын
How can we not see the bloody Ashes?! Channel 5's highlights is worse than not seeing it at all. TG for Radio 4 LW lol.
@Kyrelel
@Kyrelel 3 жыл бұрын
If you're going to post from two different accounts, at least make an effort to change something to make it less obvious :/
@nemesis-music
@nemesis-music 3 жыл бұрын
If nothing happens for 5 days, it may as well be on the radio
@sannidhyabalkote9536
@sannidhyabalkote9536 3 жыл бұрын
FeelsBadMan
@owenwright1491
@owenwright1491 Жыл бұрын
I'm very much with you on the KZfaq subtitles. I taught teenagers with hearing impairments for 6 years. They really benefited from subtitles. It allowed them to engage with the world
@xp_studios7804
@xp_studios7804 2 жыл бұрын
Aside from the hypnotism one, these are actually really sensible and I wish we had these in America
@Zander10102
@Zander10102 3 жыл бұрын
"When a media has that much power it gets regulated." ...in Britain.
@umartdagnir
@umartdagnir 3 жыл бұрын
In America, it chooses who gets to be the President!
@IkeOkerekeNews
@IkeOkerekeNews 3 жыл бұрын
@@umartdagnir No it doesn't.
@henriquemelchiorgomes8750
@henriquemelchiorgomes8750 3 жыл бұрын
@@IkeOkerekeNews officially? No. Popularly? Yes.
@IkeOkerekeNews
@IkeOkerekeNews 3 жыл бұрын
@@henriquemelchiorgomes8750 In anyway it is no
@henriquemelchiorgomes8750
@henriquemelchiorgomes8750 3 жыл бұрын
@@IkeOkerekeNews don't you know truth doesn't matter for you neurotypicals?
@Draxis32
@Draxis32 3 жыл бұрын
"And when that media gets that much power. It gets regulated. Heavily" *laughs in twitter, google, facebook*
@mr_magictwofive
@mr_magictwofive 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Internet
@spywalkz1
@spywalkz1 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in internet
@plasmazulu6643
@plasmazulu6643 3 жыл бұрын
Twitter, Google, and Facebook are all very heavily censored.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 3 жыл бұрын
Turns out that when a few companies can monopolize a new medium quickly enough, they get rich enough to avoid being regulated.
@RishabhDaga14
@RishabhDaga14 3 жыл бұрын
@@plasmazulu6643 By themselves, it's not like an external regulator is looking at them.
@thohangst
@thohangst 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for hand-crafted subtitles, world. The deaf and not-so-good-at-hearing like myself appreciate it a bunch.
@aryankarcii1157
@aryankarcii1157 2 жыл бұрын
In America it’s 12 min of show and 48 mins of ads. That’s why Netflix blew up so fast. So much time is wasted in ads.
@Huvada
@Huvada 3 жыл бұрын
As a Dutchy, it's astounding to me how many ad breaks there are in the US. I used to watch a lot of discovery channel, which airs a lot of shows from the US. Every fifteen minutes there would be a clear slot in the program to allow for a cut to ads, but in the Netherlands they skip over most of them.
@omikronweapon
@omikronweapon 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched TV in YEARS, but as a kid I was always confused at the end of shows like Roseanne airing in the Netherlands, when there's some voice over going "we'll be right back after THIS" and they'd only cut away for a single frame. And later when realising that was a removed ad break, that the show only continued to deliver a final punchline...
@katierasburn9571
@katierasburn9571 2 жыл бұрын
same in the uk
@Malkmusianful
@Malkmusianful 2 жыл бұрын
no wonder why American TV all resembles the Gift Shop Sketch
@Gary_Harlow
@Gary_Harlow 2 жыл бұрын
same in sweden, and i noticed that the shows migth be 40, 45 or 50 minutes long instead of one hour because a lot of advertising was cut
@doc-holliday-
@doc-holliday- 2 жыл бұрын
15 minutes? Lmao Guess again. More like 5. The clear ad breaks aint the only time they go to commercials.
@OmqSparklez
@OmqSparklez 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure this comment has been posted but can I say, as a Deaf viewer... thank you for the captioning rant and resources. Yours is one of few channels I can consistently watch without the exhaustion of trying to parse autocaptions and fill in blanks of what I can and cannot hear/process. Accessibility is a responsibility !! It’s obligatory!! And your efforts are so appreciated and worthwhile.
@absent612
@absent612 3 жыл бұрын
another reason why youtube removing community captions is stupid
@hoddtoward5220
@hoddtoward5220 3 жыл бұрын
@@absent612 I've actually seen a fan made subtitle that was so horrible it would've been more beneficial if it didn't exist. I'm of course talking about the english sub for "The Egg" by kurzgesagt
@asmallyoutube
@asmallyoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Big Balls KZfaqr Advice: Bought a Lamborghini? Buy some damn subtitles!
@gliple
@gliple 2 жыл бұрын
@@hoddtoward5220 What was the sub?
@Tommo.
@Tommo. 2 жыл бұрын
YOOO DID YOU HEAR THAT KZfaq REMOVING COMMUNITY CAPTIONS
@yumnuska
@yumnuska Жыл бұрын
To the editor: F’ing NAILED IT with the lambo cut. That was brilliant! 🏅🏅
@yumnuska
@yumnuska Жыл бұрын
I actually rewound to watch it again and still lmfao. Just perfect. 👌
@TypicalNerds
@TypicalNerds 2 жыл бұрын
I was watching a TV show on Disney+ a while back and all of the episodes were exactly 48 minutes long. Now I see why.
@sarahp6512
@sarahp6512 3 жыл бұрын
I wish subtitles were more common on KZfaq. I'm not deaf or hoh, but I have some language processing difficulties and being able to read the words while someone is talking makes it much easier to understand. I love it when a creator subtitles the videos themselves (or in the good old days when viewers could do it) and inserts little easter eggs and snarky comments, so that the subtitles add to the experience rather than being an afterthought. It pisses me off when people just don't bother, because there's literally no reason not to include them, and there's a ton of people who rely heavily on them, so if you don't subtitle your videos they just can't watch them. It's also super irritating when someone puts text in the video that gets covered up by the subtitles so that I have to pause and turn subtitles off to read it. I know it's a minor thing but it's a pet peeve of mine, especially when it happens so often that I end up just turning the subtitles off.
@maythesciencebewithyou
@maythesciencebewithyou 3 жыл бұрын
And some people mumble alot or swallow a word once in a while, so that it becomes unintelligible. Hollywood movies do that alot. Especially Afro-Americans movies are often very hard to understand. Additionally, the music and sound effects of US shows are far too loud and the people too quiet.
@ktcd1172
@ktcd1172 3 жыл бұрын
The creator for for the channel "Primitive Technology", actual name of the channel, uses the Closed Caption option to place detailed explanations of what is happening on screen as there is no spoken dialog on the channel. You either read the description, figure out the action based on what you see and your prior knowledge, or you turn on CC to get an in depth understanding of the actions. Your choice of how you do things. If you have an interest is doing things the very, very old ways then you will probably find this worth your while. Who knows it may even inspire you to create your own stone axe and build yourself an clay tiled wattle and daub cabin in a rainy forest somewhere. Not sure that his area of Australia qualifies as a true rainforest.
@r21167
@r21167 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!! I'm so happy to see him rant about closed captions haha, people really should add them!! KZfaq removing community captions is garbage, why did they even do that?
@sohopedeco
@sohopedeco 3 жыл бұрын
what does hoh mean?
@skloox
@skloox 3 жыл бұрын
@@sohopedeco I think it might stand for hard of hearing
@HeadOfBusiness
@HeadOfBusiness 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the long rant about accessibility and subtitles. Totally agree we should be thinking about people of all abilities.
@stevenobrien557
@stevenobrien557 3 жыл бұрын
You Brits sure love your red tape
@Gyvulys
@Gyvulys 3 жыл бұрын
Or not? Why should society conform to a minority's needs? If people aren't able to watch without subtitles, that's their own problem. And YT should *NOT* be regulated in any way at all. The way it is, is already enough.
@GiantDivineMoth
@GiantDivineMoth 3 жыл бұрын
@@Gyvulys seems like a grouchy way to think doesn't it? don't know about you, but if i had a favourite youtube channel that i watched every week and all of a sudden an accident took away my hearing - it would be nice to still be able to consume the content in some fashion, if that makes sense
@dogu1601
@dogu1601 3 жыл бұрын
@@Gyvulys You know that it’s not their fault that they’re disabled right? Could’ve happened to you
@yonatanbeer3475
@yonatanbeer3475 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevenobrien557 You Yanks sure love screwing over the disadvantaged
@hippyhair1920
@hippyhair1920 Жыл бұрын
I genus,my wanted to hear that rant. I’m so so so glad that someone has finally talked about that. The world is so off limits for certain groups, and the internet gives you the ability to be able to include, but people just don’t even try. Like AT LEAST put on auto-captions. That’s literally the bare minimum but people still don’t do that.
@ZaneEckols
@ZaneEckols 2 жыл бұрын
I wish that I could turn on subtitles in real life. I often find it hard understanding people in day-to-day situations, especially with background noise and it would just be so cool if I could understand everything and avoid awkward moments.
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 2 жыл бұрын
That would be fricking awesome to have.
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