A correction to your video: In 2008 (which was 10 years ago this year), YT _did_ exist, just it was very different back then than it is today. A different rating system, different theme, even the video quality was much different. People like FPSRussia and Ray William Johnson were at their prime.

Oh my, it was You!! Wow I remember this when it happened, never clocked on it was you Tom as only started following you (online not stalker wise) this year.

So far so good. Eager to watch the rest.

The Making of : Tom Scott ? idk but I thought you already blathered enough about it on Matt & Tom XD

Ugh why do you have to tease us with your secrets so much? Just kidding, love this channel

😂

Go for it, my son, go for it... If this person I never heard of says it, it must be true...

Mum*

@@doctorwhomemories8939 dude , mom is also right

I was joking dude. I’m from the UK and we say mum. It’s a cultural joke that people should understand.

second reply, 1k likes

uhhhhhhh botted comment much?

@@hunner-eq7jt ? bots don't say these things. usually just advertising

@@hunner-eq7jt damn right

@@xexpaguette that's painfully obvious, kids can bot their own comment for attention, not just for advertising

Definitely a creed I like to think I follow

Some of the best memories are made because of bad ideas 😏

sounds like a criminal motive confession

*"There are other definitions of success that AREN'T just about the numbers ($)"*

Basically when someone asks you why you’re doing something and you say: „because why not“

The Govt website is linked beneath the video. The supposed link to his page went to his Facebook page but his actual page is still there too

Nice to know he's still spending is income for this thou

I want him to answer

still works in 2021

@@CaptArgo24 works February

Global domination.

Going to a Japanese forest If you know what I mean

@@TheChippyMonster no

@@maruftim indeed

I consider my comment getting 10 likes a big hit.

Land of Logic I don’t need sleep I need answers

@@fishinghobo haha I get that joke hahaha

Rohan Sangani explain please.

@@playdead8734 it's a big bang theory reference. it's also a popular meme format

Yes

that part killed me :D

Government: >:(

The website is still up

Understandable have a nice day

shut

Bom bom bom, bom bom bom , bom , Flew a kite in a puuubliic plaaaace

@The Lenny Show we flew a kite in a puubblliicc plaaace

YES!!!

We flew a kite in a puuuuuu

when I literally just came from that video

Scom Tott would be a better name.

Shouldn't you go to boring places and do uninteresting things. Also I'd recommend a green shirt.

Scom Tott

@@Creepsington Tim Scitt

ScomTotTV

I've been here since 2005, I'm still not successful. What did I do wrong?

qwertyuiopzxcfgh no content

qwertyuiopzxcfgh maybe lying or more likely, no videos

@@qwertyuiopzxcfgh You're crap.

I’m not sure I want to be popular on KZfaq. While a lot of big KZfaqrs have remained true and pure, it seems most have not.

@Mark Omega haha I understood that reference

@@kinggamer1214 Star Trek.

Step 2: be british

Can’t even do step one. I would look like a traffic light

I have step 1

It did the rounds of my primary school ICT class.

In my ICT class, we had Ugandan Knuckles and Lenny faces. What a century we live in.

@@InsaneGamersOfficial damn weeb

Another unrelated note. Elephants are grey.

Unrelated note: C#

@@trueriver1950 not if u paint it yellow

@freezysforever not if u kill them

@@landon3137 fair enough i dont have a comeback for that

Well, 90% of everything is crap. 80% of the rest is also crap, but slightly less crappy.

this is a crap reply section.

That means that 10% of stuff isn't crap!

@@Mark_Master1 No. It means that 10% may not be crap. Most of it is crap anyway, but it's not certain.

@@Tjalve70 M a t h

#1 rule of popularity : fill in a need. There was a need for a casually printable Air Force logo.

So which one is it? Is it the "vintage" logo or the current one? I have to see it now but I didn't see any in the top results of Google that we're obviously sloppy.

that_G_EvanP I believe it is the eleventh one down in a search of “Air Force logo” on DuckDuckGo.

Could ylso be the wimikedia commons one

@@evannibbe9375 Brother, I too am a duck duck go user.

Yes.

As it should.

As it should.

As it should.

As it should.

Its not a flex

Yee

How one of my videos went. Spent an hour writing a stupid song, it got way more attention than the ones I actually spent time on.

True

No need. Just get trick a Lawyer into signing a paper that states "I have checked if the turns out to be illegal, it will be my fault." And then...

nObOdY:

@@ContactDeadAhead nOT a sINglE vILiGeR:

This commey deserve much more likes

Terroto Rotbart its even strangerbif you imagine 50,000,000 people subscribed to one person

It's not really the person thought it's the content that person provides.. the person is a big part of it (honest, trustworthy, entraining etc.)

You must be new to the internet

läderlappen lets be specific! 65,532,492 :D Note:reply to this comment the current subscribers of pewdiepie in your current timeline

@@aleemjohnson3416 No I'm not new to the internet, I'm just saying, isn't it strange when you think about it?

Or, perhaps, "see if splitting the effort with Matt brings it above the line."

Almost thought about posting it on r/CrappyDesign

The park bench series being more biographical because it is Matt and Tom riffing off of each other.

I love that one

Oniblaable The ancient mysteries are information on how to prepare for emergencies, coincidentally enough.

10? No, there are 14, not including the 3 honorary mentions. You are right about number 8 though, it will _literally_ blow your mind.

So finding out those ancient secrets is simple? All I have to do is

Stay tuned......

*NUMBER 15* *BURGER KING TOE SALAD*

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And he is here

And the design was copied from the real one!

Luckily the emergency services don't train their staff because emergencies are unexpected.

MS office is bloated change my mind

@@mymo_in_Bb I guess that means you only know about 90% of the functions 😊

@@adelaide7822 "Change my mind" is a trolling technique. It is shifting goalposts, upgraded to unreachable goalpost I really do not like it.

@@christopherg2347 sorry I didn't mean to troll, but you are right though, I probably shouldn't have commented to begin with since I am feeling a bit toxic and numb today, so sorry if I offended you

@@adelaide7822 Not offended really. I asumed it was in jest, it is just something I dislike proliferating - even in jest.

since you have a verification mark Hi NiMjA HyPNoSiS DiDnT ExPeCt To SeE yOu HeRe!

Facts

I also agree with Tom here, fail faster. if it's not a passion project you're doing regardless of whether it succeeds, then do something, and see if it justifies doing more of it.

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😲 who did I find here!? It's been so long since I listened to your videos, I need to do it again...

Government: >:(

Tom: uwu

government: understandable, have a nice day

@@theheavycoder9326 Tom: Owu

I think he has a phd right? If so then he probably got a lot of practice from teaching, assuming he taught (can you tell I am guessing?).

@@calsimeth1588 No, he's just known as a one-take presenter.

They do it themselves these days

but mocking the government and they don't like it? Hilarious

Sounds like America rn

And then keep a low profile till the fuss dies down

wrong, it's 10% corn

David Willanski 100% cake

And everything is about 99.9999% empty space.

@@DavidWillanski What, you gonna pick out that 10% for Christmas dinner? Nah, it's still crap.

@@MonkeyJedi99 including that thing between your ears ;D

Nah, it's actually because of his red shirt.

IKR

"it was more than 10 years ago"

@GoonSharky Not really a woooosh moment mate

KZfaq ist now 16 years old... I started in 2006 as a confused 16 yo. Now I am 31. And still confused what this website is about.

@@Canleaf08 memories in a nutshell

Link plz

Gd ll4ma read the description.

that's common in the UK actually.

There are entire parties dedicated to doing that. The Monster Raving Loony Party is the most famous.

dEmoCracY...

all praise lord buckethead, the greatest person to run

eXa12: Why do I have the feeling you're poking fun at the head of state for some other English-speaking nation...

F

I have to know, how was your profile picture discovered? I must know because I have the same one on another account. I have to know the story

I've spent the last 3 years of my life or so making original music with sometimes months of effort poured into and the one thing that takes off is a remake of a popular song that isn't even fully accurate. And a stupid Trump meme that i unlisted now. I hate the internet.

Pitting blessing rains as a greatest achievement is actually a good joke. In very few words, it subtly paints a stark contrast between religious delusional ego vs ordinary yet uncontrolled forces of nature. Humor is made of such gross misapplications : blessing does not work like that, rain does not work like that.

@@Sebb_Music But here is the thing... why would they care??? If you made a parody of something they like, at least they care about the subject you are making a parody of. But if you are making something original, then you are only showing it off to your fans. Most KZfaqrs that can get a lot of views for their original songs got super lucky (like winning the lottery really) or they already have a large amount of followers. And even then, it gets less views than their covers, because their covers get fans from the original song AND their own fans. And frankly, just because you put your heart and soul into it doesn't mean it would resonate. I mean, EVERYONE has parts of themselves that fit with the majority, but also parts that fit with a minority. And maybe what you put your heart and soul into would only fit with the minority of similar taste. And if that is true... then you shouldn't be discouraged if it's not huge... because it would instead be something special for a small group of people that could enjoy your more unique taste. And that is always something to rejoice over.

at the start its, quantity. So the audience can decide what they like and after that it has to be quaility ^1^

And run for parliament as a Pirate

And sit in a Kitchen and have Chris say "I was expecting that to be longer" And the rest of them wet themselfs with laughter.

Step two, cut off pony tail.

Yeah, just wear the same top as the one in that one photo that you kinda liked

K

If anyone is possibly wondering, it is 'That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime'

By the way, the page is WONDERFULL! friggin love it.

Many sites still have it, although they don't advertise it. Sadly it is starting to fade.

I would argue it's not a podcast if it isn't distributed by RSS although these days Apple/Google/Whatever generally abstract that away with their lists of known feeds

Generating an RSS feed for each of my subscribed KZfaq channels has been an incredibly useful trick for me.

I still get my news via RSS feeds

I got back to it using it as my primary news source, since (as far as I know) it doesnt get manipulated by some ai thinking it knows best what you want to read/watch/listen to

That's the way to make anything creative though. Make things that you enjoy yourself, and eventually you'll get something that others like as well.

aperture science gets distracted by the idea of making things out of white plastic, maybe don't take advice from them.

Cakes are sticky

:D

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