Salma Sabry “I knew I messed up because I looked at Sanchez and he’s like(horrified expression while shaking head side to side)”
@blackknight71314 жыл бұрын
Racist
@saudalarfaj884 жыл бұрын
One little two little three little mixicans
@DeMaster19854 жыл бұрын
@@blackknight7131 Sure man.....
@Washingtub-senpai4 жыл бұрын
Jajajajaja ah te mamaste🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thewaffle-yr4ts3 жыл бұрын
“Uh oh fluffy’s doing puffy!” Got me dead 😂
@jesusmarquez99483 жыл бұрын
thewaffle1098 same i found that so funny 😂
@wintermiller39903 жыл бұрын
I was crying when he said that XDDD
@1981troublemaker2 жыл бұрын
Fluffy is going puffy today sponsored by Snoop Dogg!😂
@dhirajchhetri95092 жыл бұрын
When I heard that I am laughing asf
@oscarb75322 жыл бұрын
Lolz yea he ate the turkey
@EricLinstone Жыл бұрын
They blocked out the dog's eyes! 🤣
@pedrosuperhero34 жыл бұрын
“One little, two little, three little Mexicans. Four little, five little, six” LOL I was laughing to hard and was wondering how many more we’re on the bus.
@arnobchowdhury18044 жыл бұрын
no one cares you are at the top or not
@SundrySun904 жыл бұрын
Pedro Super Hero III lmaoooo just got to that part 😂😂😂
@theyluvvmahea4 жыл бұрын
arnob chowdhury ⁉️
@advaitpathak43304 жыл бұрын
@@arnobchowdhury1804 TOXIC.
@aurinsaint90584 жыл бұрын
Very funny. It wasnt about race....but about the drugs lol
@dezs.52024 жыл бұрын
Teacher: “you’ll be presenting your essays on who your heroes are.” Me: “I wrote my essay on Dave the bus driver…”
@cravensvt4 жыл бұрын
Dez S. My ese is my hero!
@kathyclark37524 жыл бұрын
This comment is severely underliked
@dutchdragon24724 жыл бұрын
Wait we meant SUPERheroes.. "I dont dont give a #$%@!"
@aquacrocwherry33214 жыл бұрын
I did mine on the people that were involved in the drive by shouting
@kimberlysizemoremanor87124 жыл бұрын
Oily give you A+..☆☆☆☆☆☆!!!
@pinedapopi4 жыл бұрын
"One little, two little, three little mexicans..." "TRAITOR!" Best.
@87654321j2 жыл бұрын
I love Sanchez's starstruck expression lol 😂
@andreavaldez97212 жыл бұрын
DO I SPOT A FELLOW ACE???
@epickithri2 ай бұрын
Sanchez is also a traitor never forget
@Hirito.A.X.E4 жыл бұрын
Man I can't get past that "1 little, 2 little, 3 little Mexicans" part.
@advaitpathak43304 жыл бұрын
Ikr!!!
@farhannaqvi37764 жыл бұрын
U Know Man
@Caderic4 жыл бұрын
I saw that coming a mile away and I still laughed...hard.
@aceofspades_204 жыл бұрын
I was laughing my ass off😅
@muhammadnurimanabdulrazik56954 жыл бұрын
Yea I know right!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@_disneyman4 жыл бұрын
“He's American!” 🤣
@bigh71364 жыл бұрын
Jose Aguirre “It’s legit”.
@_disneyman4 жыл бұрын
@@bigh7136 I know, but that was funny huh?
@bigh71364 жыл бұрын
Jose Aguirre yeah but it would of been more funny if they had “a Rolodex”, like the other fool.
@_disneyman4 жыл бұрын
@@bigh7136 you right, good point
@javierorama25564 жыл бұрын
DAAMMMNNNN
@stephenbeacham97173 жыл бұрын
You know you’re a comedian when? You make people laugh during a sad story.
@anlail209010 ай бұрын
They had drugs on the bus. They were rightfully stopped. What the fuck are you talking about with your sad story!?
@lesliegibbons691710 ай бұрын
Whats sad about it?
@kalebgonzales40099 ай бұрын
@@lesliegibbons6917that he was stopped and was told to put his hands on the bus which has his face on it. That’s kinda sad in a way. Do you need more proof when your face is on the bus with your name on it haha?!
@MiguelLuna16 ай бұрын
@@lesliegibbons6917y'know... racial profiling and stuff...
“It’s Cause he took the picture” I love that Dave was just taking pictures the entire time
@edilbertotemplo1603 жыл бұрын
The part the people were screaming "Fluffy" "He's American"😅😂🤣 It killed me
@cr1sprarchives4083 жыл бұрын
I would've loved it if in one picture while everyone is being frisked he holds his thumb up to the camera
@johnsmith603 жыл бұрын
*Dave laughs*
@jesusmarquez99483 жыл бұрын
Alice Playz hahahah lol 😂
@jesusmarquez99483 жыл бұрын
Edilberto Templo same here too
@gloriasidney86944 жыл бұрын
“One little, two little, three little mexicans” my roommate is wondering why I am about to die while laughing 😂
@nicksdriftingexperience7063 жыл бұрын
Yo it was the tumbnail that got me I could tell this is gonna be good
@jesusmarquez99483 жыл бұрын
John Kennedy Zawtha same 😂
@jesusmarquez99483 жыл бұрын
YoungOasis hahahah lol 😂
@roberthill55773 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@joetrick74473 жыл бұрын
I was dying after one little two little three little
@silence66972 жыл бұрын
The "Traitor" got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Taylorkaraoke4 жыл бұрын
"is that what he said?" it's got to be one of the most underrated punchlines ever.
@muscleman35154 жыл бұрын
Can you tell me more about that? I'm a little behind haha
@lightupthebranches24404 жыл бұрын
deu28.......
@Taylorkaraoke4 жыл бұрын
@@muscleman3515 driver is just messing around with the guard because he said their dog had "informed" him about irregularities on the bus.
@muscleman35154 жыл бұрын
@@Taylorkaraoke hahahahaha ah right!
@juliemillerharding47964 жыл бұрын
Ditto! LMFAO!
@koenain4 жыл бұрын
When He Says “Martin and I.....” you know it’s lit! Oh my Gah,Enslaved Internet points!
@theyluvvmahea4 жыл бұрын
Uchiha Shisui fr ngl like ong
@OmniscientWarrior4 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, but it was funny, huh?"
@oppaislap38664 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment from a different video
@x_mystify4 жыл бұрын
U sure he wasn't drunk an he imagined it
@ayaanali51694 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment from past vids -_-
@kevinwiens4804 Жыл бұрын
Now notice you don't see a white bus driver in the picture...3:41 Funny, It's cause He took the PICTURE! Love it! GO DAVE!
@sampds4 жыл бұрын
The joke that killed me wasnt even a joke, was the last part saying "Catch Fluffy on his new 2020 tour" And here laughing like "yeah you are not catching anything"
@Jaketendo3 жыл бұрын
Not catching anything except the virus.
@baisilkuriakose38223 жыл бұрын
Funny part while reading the comments me paused on the content 5.29at the end of the video, and still continue reading and this comment shows up 🤣🤣😂
@aegiseurobeat45594 жыл бұрын
"Our dog has just informed us that there's something inside this bus that's not supposed to be here." "Is that what he said? Haha, goddamn Scooby Doo!"
@XFonti-ik3ql4 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣
@greatgoblin30654 жыл бұрын
FU
@aegiseurobeat45593 жыл бұрын
@@freeeagle6074 Get out of here, CCP shill, no one cares
@swaghettimemeballs44203 жыл бұрын
@@freeeagle6074 OoOoOo NOBODY GIVES A SHIIIIT.
@swaghettimemeballs44203 жыл бұрын
@@freeeagle6074 Why not do something better with your life? Instead of spamming the internet with the same copypasta, why not get laid or something. People don't watch comedy videos because they care about "the truth" or "making the world a better place" they come here to get away from the chaos of the real world. Also how the fuck is it relevant? Even if people see your comment they're still not gonna care, because there's already nothing that they can do about it! The world is a corrupt fucking hopeless mess where the rich live on the blood of the unfortunate, NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Also grass is green!
@jordanrichards38044 жыл бұрын
My only regret is not being able to like this twice.
@RetroCollector4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Richards underrated comment
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Jordan Richards you could always make a second account
@raymondjosh7814 жыл бұрын
My only regret is not being able to like this thrice
@LordCapybara084 жыл бұрын
Hale, go back to the gallows
@mayaparamita22544 жыл бұрын
You can like it 3 times 😁
@noclud51373 жыл бұрын
*The "DAMN" killed me... I was on the floor laughing*
@s.shivam994 жыл бұрын
This guy has given a whole new meaning to the word 'DAMN' 😂❤️
@adamdrummer19914 жыл бұрын
“It’s a comedian Gabriel Iglesias, and his entourage of comedians, it’s sponsored by Comedy Central, it’s legit!”- Dave! Surely one of the best impressions ever. Gets me laughing every time
@anaRuiz-zh1lf4 жыл бұрын
I love it!😂😂😂😂
@chachita19623 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 is that what he said ?
@jesusmarquez99483 жыл бұрын
adamdrummer1991 hahahah lol i find that so funny 😂
@jesusmarquez99483 жыл бұрын
ana Ruiz hahahah
@hockeyboys61 Жыл бұрын
‘Murica
@jamesmartinez13814 жыл бұрын
The part the people were screaming "Fluffy" "He's American"😅😂🤣 It killed me
@hellsinginferno63593 жыл бұрын
DAMN
@hambunheng16533 жыл бұрын
That damn gave me a heart attack from laughing
@red51580772 жыл бұрын
DAMN!
@JSPLAYZ81 Жыл бұрын
DAAAYYUM
@crimsonmaelstrom573 Жыл бұрын
Yeah…that was me. I couldn’t resist
@donjoshuaanil90373 жыл бұрын
2:45 that face broke me😂😂😂
@Ari-wu9so3 жыл бұрын
BRUH SAME LMFAO
@moo65813 жыл бұрын
You know you do a good bus impression when the subtitles say, "bus drives."
@jahiem11904 жыл бұрын
This guy has the best sound effects he's better than a computer man
@ltmundy11643 жыл бұрын
Sound off: Fluffy versus Micheal Winslow?
@carlcolvin83203 жыл бұрын
@@ltmundy1164 have to go with Michael Winslow and Fluffy a close second
@sage53903 жыл бұрын
he did a damn fine bus.
@notthesquish59622 жыл бұрын
@@carlcolvin8320 same!
@almoraima35792 жыл бұрын
Look up Teo Gonzalez you idiot
@syriansyrup13144 жыл бұрын
World:*Is destroyed in hellfire* Dave:I don’t give a ****
@PadmeAmidalaEdits4 жыл бұрын
Bomb Liechtenstein my pawpaw was like that he was funny
@saudalarfaj884 жыл бұрын
😀😀😀
@cs3k34 жыл бұрын
Little did you know...
@4ltrz5554 жыл бұрын
Ok this didn't age well.
@henrygustavekrausse74593 жыл бұрын
@@4ltrz555 I dont give a ***
@masuganut20823 жыл бұрын
I have to appreciate the person who yelled “he’s american” Defending him. Cuz he’s American. ❤️❤️❤️
@eraldsoriano80024 жыл бұрын
"God damn Scooby doo" - Dave, the Bus Driver
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Erald Soriano I think dave said fucking scooby doo
@YorkusPorkus7574 жыл бұрын
dion jay woollaston the censors beg to differ dumbo
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Sir Nova probably but fucking made the most sense to me
@aliceplayz53324 жыл бұрын
I think it was Ass Hole
@oldtimegames964 жыл бұрын
It could have been 'fuking hell, scooby doo'
@jonwatson24024 жыл бұрын
At least you didn't hear [car driving by] "Aw Hell No!"
@hellsinginferno63593 жыл бұрын
👍
@epickithriАй бұрын
Right lmao
@themexicanamerican84952 жыл бұрын
My Wife was diagnosed with leukemia We were sitting down watching TV And we turned it to Comedy Central it was the 1st time Either one of us had ever seen you the way you talk about growing up Mexican Was so funny but so true my wife has been with me for 25 years and she swears to God after your show that all of our mothers and grandma's are the same Just racist a****** people we both fell in love with you And through the hard times you made us laugh and and I will never Be able to pay you back for making her laugh keep it up thank you
@robertogarcia17972 жыл бұрын
Just discovered this guy and gotta say he's a good storyteller, really funny guy !!
@ecclestonsangel4 жыл бұрын
"Fluffy!" "He's American!" "Damn!" Nuts! Kicks the dust! We love you, Fluffy!
@dsaurav54 жыл бұрын
Gab: Martin and I...... Me: Headbutts the LIKE button.
@Vioioioio4 жыл бұрын
MARTIIIIIIIIIN
@Unknown_crusader4 жыл бұрын
Well that's one way to like the video
@dsaurav54 жыл бұрын
@@Unknown_crusader now my forehead hurts........
@oppaislap38664 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
@dsaurav54 жыл бұрын
@@oppaislap3866 your dreams....
@jaxonbrown15143 жыл бұрын
"Aaaaaa David you are going to get us arrested" "I don't give a" Fluffy at 2:15 Uh oh fluffy doing puffy 4:17
@wushock924 жыл бұрын
From one bus driver to another, "GO DAVE!" LOL
@TheWaterman10004 жыл бұрын
Yeuuuuppp. One driver to another.. My regs where yanking my chain when they heard that story. Dave's of the world unite. One final thing.. Hay Gabe try the Keto you'll lose weight. Lost over 105lbs. I would like him to stay around for many year's too come.
@pooksterusmc11254 жыл бұрын
Best part was daves comment as he raised the glass partition...: "I'm building a wall........." *fluffy phone* CLING.......MEASSAGE SAYS: AND You're PAYING FOR IT!!!". THAT just cant be beat. The irony of it, perfect timing, both on fluffy's delivery of the punch line AND the current political climate....will never be outdone!!!!
@joseaguirre94814 жыл бұрын
“uh oh, Fluyy's doing puffy” 😂
@jonnymasterterrone99204 жыл бұрын
i was drinking during that part,it made me spit water from my nose.
@@jonnymasterterrone9920 I was eating, thank goodness I had the presence of mind to turn away... GOD I LOVE FLUFFY!!!!
@DoomBoy80004 жыл бұрын
Jose Aguirre that age well in the future 😆
@luxorian.2 жыл бұрын
Fluffy : “YOUR GONNA GET US ARRESTED” Dave : “I DON’T GIVE A S***”
@arthurjennings11957 ай бұрын
Lmaoo “Gahdamn Scooby Doo.”😂😂 that part will never get old.
@aliarbab13334 жыл бұрын
The girl's like: let's see where the bus goes!
@F59x4 жыл бұрын
it turned into an train
@JTZombiE4 жыл бұрын
Fred Meza ok?
@navidask8ter14 жыл бұрын
@@F59x bruh!🤣
@F59x4 жыл бұрын
@@JTZombiE fucc you ok
@georgialittle86204 жыл бұрын
Dave reminds me of my uncle Rick, from Illinois. Me at 8 years old: "Uncle Rick, I got a splinter in my foot!" Rick: "I ain't your momma, so I don't give a damn!"
@phillipvasilakopoulos60263 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I think every family has an uncle Rick.
@angeldust92222 жыл бұрын
I GOT A GRANDPA RICK
@kathyravis1082 жыл бұрын
I didn't think I could laugh harder than I just did! I love his sound effects!! One of the best I have heard!
@hotmessmombie834 жыл бұрын
Nearly spat my coffee out, “he’s an American”.
@jere24643 жыл бұрын
Saludos Kristen Russell. 😀
@sambrehm81064 жыл бұрын
*Not only his jokes but his laughter is also funny*
@jennymacallan90714 жыл бұрын
And the sound effects!😂😂
@Jarock3164 жыл бұрын
@@jennymacallan9071 And his imitations 🤣
@octoberschild31153 жыл бұрын
TRAITOR! Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant 👏👏👏👏
@shadowcast7132 жыл бұрын
“One little two little three little Mexicans”- best quote ever
@Axelboy02044 жыл бұрын
"I know I did a good bus cause when I went" *Vrooooooooooommmm* "She's like this" *Looks Over* "He's really good, he's really good, I saw the bus, I saw it" 😂😂
@abhishekprakash7344 жыл бұрын
when he said "daaayum" I lost it 😂😂😂😂
@AlexRN4 жыл бұрын
Too bad the damn subtitles spoiled the punchline, dammit.
@Thomas-fz9xw4 жыл бұрын
@Alex Papayiannis One of his older jokes revolves around the "levels of fatness". He consider a himself "fluffy", while the next step up on the scale is "damn!", because That's what people say when they see people that big.
@ryadinstormblessed83083 жыл бұрын
I love his white chick voice!
@EverRose973 жыл бұрын
We need more Dave the bus driver stories!
@StinkyFlyfart4 жыл бұрын
He is truly the first comedian in my life who makes me laugh every time I listen to his stories. Best story teller. Guys, you have to search for his story about his visit to Saudi Arabia. I use his line of "Please, please" from that story at my workplace with my co-workers sometimes with the same accent. That story is absolutely hilarious.
@bryandenis25494 жыл бұрын
I saw that, what a funny one, I can't believe the Prince got the actors of Kung Fu Panda
@duonghiepha43963 жыл бұрын
This
@jesusmarquez99483 жыл бұрын
Vilagiaro ikr i sure find him funny
@justjoe8112 жыл бұрын
It's great, about 90% of his act is really just him telling stories about stuff that's happened to him while he's on tour. The more he tours, the more material he has.
@msa45484 жыл бұрын
This is one of Gabriel's best stories. It's just too funny.
@Ilovepineapple4 жыл бұрын
MSA 454 it’s not funny it’s sad. Racial profiling isn’t funny. He only presented this incident in a funny way.
@fatimaserna2584 жыл бұрын
@@Ilovepineapple its stand up comedy its not supposed to be taken seriously
@selfan4evr4 жыл бұрын
This story ranks right up there with the one where he and his friends get stopped by the police, and he puts on the theme from "Cops", and the cop loses it. Also, the one where he gets stopped after buying donuts, and the cop asks "Do you know why I stopped you"? And, he points to the box of donuts and says "Cause you smelled them"? 😂😂😂
@selfan4evr4 жыл бұрын
@@Ilovepineapple How was it "racial profiling" when the border agent was also Mexican? People these days are ruining comedy by seeing negativity in everything. The world is serious enough as it is.
@yulfine16884 жыл бұрын
@@selfan4evr I mean considering that they were stopped he even explained that it was to check for narcotics and weapons. Something America has a major problem with besides illegal immigrants. You have no clue until you live within those states that have to deal with this crap 24/7. Everyone gets stopped officers are usually pretty harsh to people in general because its not uncommon to find someone they pull over with illegal drugs usually and sometimes weapons. They already stated the dog found something it was probably marijuana the dog smelled or something like that. But seriously actually move to the states that have to deal with this crap constantly with illegals bringing over smuggled drugs and weapons the hidden tunnel systems and crap that exist to smuggle this stuff over. The amount of issues it causes the child traffickers. Hell they'll take kids from and just take them across because its easier to get across that way. Yet most of the kids dna tested aren't even related to those people who were with them. I don't think people have a clue on whats really happening. Its dangerous. There have been families murdered by gangs and mafias for whatever that reason may have been at some point. Usually some dimwit in the family did something or whatever. I live right next door to a undercover drug and gang officer. That is what his job is, to find those people and items and remove them from the public. You think that is an easy job or safe job ever. I've been pulled over by 3 officers so far. One wrote me a citation immediately and it was very clear but speaking with him and how he acted that he was stressed but quite upset and pissed off. More than likely found some drug addicts he had to deal with. The second was a state trooper pulled me over just gave me a warning was a pretty relaxed guy for the most part I was speeding on the freeway 75 in a 65. Though its not uncommon to find most people speeding at 75 or 80+ anyways so they usually ignore you at 70-80 because they drive the same speed and with the laws in place they have that same information so them casually driving at that speed as well means they cant do anything when its represented in court. The third officer which was more on his fault for speeding 60+ in a 45 on the feeder road though most people drive 60. Its quite dark early night time like 9-10pm I pull out and as I straighten out all of a sudden I see this bright lights right on my tail just headlights. I thought someone was gonna hit me so I panicked and floored my car. Well apparently he moved over so he thought I was be an ass of a driver many Texans Are like that when driving so he pulled me over. He just asked for my license and looked at it and then left. He was definitely pissed off though I think he also understood that him speeding when a bus was blocking him when I pulled into my lane in the first place and him flying over for whatever reason is what caused that to happen so he just looked and left. Thanked him for doing his job. Hes in a black suv by the way and when theres a ton of lights from other cars blinding you at night and then a black suv with massive bright lights its kinda hard to see you compared to a white suv that I normally see. They patrol that area pretty often so every night I go home from night shifts I usually see a couple of them. Hell last night was first responders night and I got the luxury of talking with some of them and even the same guy who pulled me over. Had some good laughs.
@Tman001100 Жыл бұрын
Lmao @ Dave takin the pictures while others are being frisked. That's cold, sad and hilarious all at once 😭🤣🤣
@s4m3err4 жыл бұрын
The dislikes were the officers that were mad. And the dog.
@jeffreyhubley87774 жыл бұрын
I want to down vote the down voters
@brian952404 жыл бұрын
Scooby Do gave it a paws down😆
@harbymastopia96354 жыл бұрын
And that traitor Sanchez 😂
@LanielPhoto4 жыл бұрын
How about the dislikes were about dislike of druggies and illegals!
@VictorRodriguez-23 жыл бұрын
Goddamn Scoobey-Doo.
@yaboijuan40524 жыл бұрын
0:45 as a trucker myself that air brake hissing sound made me choke 💀
@Stinger9134 жыл бұрын
Dude that’s so cool to truck through the states!
@jamesprice21634 жыл бұрын
@@Stinger913 it's amazing but most of what you see is what you can see from the driver's seat and the highway but out in the western states (my favorite is Arizona/new Mexico area) it's amazing to just see nothingness as far as the eye can see nothing but nature and other truckers busting their ass to keep this country running now I'm not a trucker but my dad was for six years and I went with him all the time it's my future career to drive big rig across the beautiful country I call home
@francobarraza72474 жыл бұрын
James Price you and your dad are badass !!!!!!!
@jamesprice21634 жыл бұрын
@@francobarraza7247 lol thank you for me it's not even a job it's just something I love to do and want to pursue the fact that I can get paid for it makes it better
@JCSolis_Lit4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesprice2163 I grew up with Big Rig Trucks my whole life. I loved going with my dad on trips down the highway, and would go with him on weekends and on vacation.
@kaylacade73183 жыл бұрын
I swear I did the same thing with the bus 🚌 💀 😂😂😂😂 Gabriel is helping me through this pandemic 👍🏽🙏🏽💯❤
@ADDAuntDawnDisorder3 жыл бұрын
O M G...Dave freaking cracks me up!😂😂😂😂I love him!!!
@muscleman35154 жыл бұрын
4:16 That freaking TMZ impression! Crazy!!
@donnisscott49442 жыл бұрын
I love it when he talks about his friends last bus driver, Dave! Fluffy is a truth-teller and a funny one!
@joelzand3594 Жыл бұрын
I’m greeted by an immigration officer named Sanchez TRAITOR 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Xx.heartxX4 жыл бұрын
"Is that what he said? Haha, god damn Scooby Doo. " -Dave the bus driver Me: Teacher I got my senior quote ready to turn in
@jorgenajar94073 жыл бұрын
@@joyceandersonde8336 wtf
@jorgenajar94073 жыл бұрын
Can someone remind me of wtf joyce said
@kinge64083 жыл бұрын
Thank for the idya
@estebansanchez51954 жыл бұрын
On behalf of the Sanchez families We are not related to him lol
@valeriapaz83464 жыл бұрын
Family?
@Yomomsscknondischet4 жыл бұрын
Pinche vendido!
@VictorRodriguez-23 жыл бұрын
Traitor!!
@baisilkuriakose38223 жыл бұрын
Oh dude
@asraln56523 жыл бұрын
Are you related to Rick C-137
@Phlowermom9 ай бұрын
I'm Native American, one year I offered to drive some Elders back to their reservations for the Spring Ceremonies, basically a big loop through the Southwest then back again. We loaded up the van with supplies, Elders and were on our way. Beautiful weather, scenery and people. No problems at all until on the way home when this happened to us too, on the way back through Phoenix! They questioned me about where, why, and what we were all about at that hour of the night. Then they asked me in that chilly, not-really-asking way that the Border Patrol has, to open up the van and I told him to either get in or make it real quick. All of these Elders are just that: elderly! It IS late and the wind is sharp & cold! I am responsible for them and their well-being until we get home and I hand them back to their families. So go on, hurry up! He gave me such a look and then he tried to stare me down! Not gonna happen today buddy, so not sorry. I guess he wasn't used to being spoken to like this in the middle of the night, by a big van full of people that fit their target demographic so beautifully. I must admit that in that moment I felt the strength of my ancestors sing in my blood and my heart pounded like a pow-wow drum! I am not exaggerating! I knew and he did not that every single person in that van carried more history in their blood and bones than he could imagine. I knew and he did not that we were ALL more 'American' than he could ever dream of becoming. I think he picked up on the whole 'FAFO' vibe in my attitude because he opened the door, looked in and saw all these bright-eyed hostile faces, bodies wrapped in colorful blankets, glanced at the eagle feathers, outfits and shawls that were hanging up on a pole across the back and smelled the scent of the sage smoke that we all bathed in daily. He slammed the door shut, handed me my paperwork without looking at my face and told me to 'hit the trail'. I saluted him and told him to have a good night! Then, until we got to Yuma we shredded him. His ancestors (or lack of), his education (or lack of), his job, his department and so on. I was actually a little disappointed because I didn't even get to drive up on the ramp, the one they use to check your undercarriage. Oh well.
@a87nomsirrah352 жыл бұрын
He's my new favorite comedian! The dude's hilarious!
@SouvikP244 жыл бұрын
When he released the air brakes on that bus, I literally saw that happening. Fluffy's a frickin Transformer guys!
@dclark19804 жыл бұрын
That “DAMN!” had me laughing so hard I had to replay it at least six times! That was awesome! 😂😂😂
@crimsonmaelstrom57311 ай бұрын
Yeah, I couldn’t resist shouting that😅The timing was too perfect
@yuhaye39864 жыл бұрын
I lost it with the “Fluffy’s doing puffy” 😂😭
@arthur_stephens4 жыл бұрын
“Fluffy’s doing puffy.” Lol.
@POSEANREAL4 жыл бұрын
"He's american" hahaha XD -some random guy at the immigration center 2019
@mihailo79274 жыл бұрын
Not 2019 but still good comment
@knightofhyrule7304 жыл бұрын
2011. So you know, different admin. The one that acts like it never did anything like this ever.
@crimsonmaelstrom573 Жыл бұрын
I’m the guy who yelled “damn”. I couldn’t resist😂😂
@susannyysti8692 жыл бұрын
I have seen you twice here in Phoenix, Fluffy! I am hoping to see this year in November! You're awesome!😍
@Unknown-nt3jy4 жыл бұрын
“Uh oh! Fluffy’s doing puffy.” Man I died😂😂
@virustwin4 жыл бұрын
"our dog has informed us....." LOL
@neilmorris328921 күн бұрын
I dont find alot of comedians funny but i love this guy, almost has me on the floor laughing and he doesnt need any foul language to make people laugh....Respect brother!!🤣
@parakeet81572 жыл бұрын
Standing against his own tour bus, DAAAYYUUUMMMM
@Jre-rb2ru4 жыл бұрын
Martin and I... How all his funniest stories start this way.
@CRRNCRW4 жыл бұрын
My parents asked me why I was laughing so hard and I’m sitting here with no answer
@CARLOSManuel-cy4lh4 жыл бұрын
dawwm!!!!
@chairmanmeow83884 жыл бұрын
I could do with an explanation. This guy isn't funny. At all.
@lesliehardeman62124 жыл бұрын
Just show them the video, even a stuffy up tight parent will laugh. I promise... Fluffy is awesome and not filthy as most comics tend to be..
@lesliehardeman62124 жыл бұрын
@@chairmanmeow8388 what planet are you from? You poor thing. Shame you can't buy a sense of humor... Anyhow, if you don't get it, just leave it alone... Not supposed to have to explain funny...
@chairmanmeow83884 жыл бұрын
@@lesliehardeman6212 This isn't funny. He's fat and unlikable.
@jamesalexander56233 жыл бұрын
Who Cannot Love this Guy?
@ntz_05liner Жыл бұрын
3:34 i cracked up because i hadn't expected that there wll be an actual picture.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tolerate4 жыл бұрын
"Uh-oh Fluffy doing puffy" 🤣
@prestonrivera94734 жыл бұрын
Quote of the day “He’s American”
@Burningarrow74 жыл бұрын
Get over yourself. If anything its shameful to be american lol
@nbeope4 жыл бұрын
I think that's the point
@erenozcilingir59184 жыл бұрын
Elly Rust Your opinion becomes valid when your country has a flag on the moon.
@hawkeye75274 жыл бұрын
@@Burningarrow7 No youuuuu
@prestonrivera94734 жыл бұрын
I’m confused
@Imthe_womanizer Жыл бұрын
"He's American!' really caught me of guard LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
@jackielinde75684 жыл бұрын
Fluffy, as someone from Phoenix, let me say this: We love you so much, we just had to have immigration see if they could find a way to get you to stick around longer.
If there had been a 4th car that said "oh Hell no" I'd probably have died laughing
@kimberlytaylor58862 жыл бұрын
My stomach always hurts from laughing watching these clips. I doubt I’d survive if I caught the whole show live. Then he’d probably use my death in his next act and it’d be hilarious 🤣
@gear5soul2 жыл бұрын
Dave sounds like a badass. A non sensitive, brutally honest man. In comparison to the over sensitive people day who need to learn to chill.
@azarealbheri68764 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else picture Dave the driver as Stan Lee from one of his MCU cameos??
@buybymail4 жыл бұрын
Actually I did, but I didn't realize the face I had imagined was Stan Lee's until you pointed it out.
@animeshdas68663 жыл бұрын
I'm imagining now!!
@brandondowdy42203 жыл бұрын
That’ll be cool
@mumbrle3 жыл бұрын
yep, with a cowboy hat
@ryadinstormblessed83083 жыл бұрын
I didn't, but now that you said it, I always will!
@AbdallahBiri4 жыл бұрын
The voices he makes, he is amazing.
@surinderkumarsood94313 жыл бұрын
This guy is absolutely amazing best i have ever seen!!!
@7Seveneleven77152 жыл бұрын
His "Damn" always throws me off
@MidoriMushrooms4 жыл бұрын
the picture was what killed me, holy shit this actually happened
@imjelo3 жыл бұрын
It might have been routine stop and Fluffy might have thought it would be a good material for his show. The border patrol guys played along with it.
@skopjemk3 жыл бұрын
think you think it could have been staged?
@brandondowdy42203 жыл бұрын
@@skopjemk it’s possible but I’m not sure if fluffy is that kind of guy to pull that stunt. He seems like he rather work honestly to get fans and keep them. Just like that G Riley story of the gift basket
@damianxavier73433 жыл бұрын
@@imjelo nah fluffy doesn't do that, all of his stories are stuff that actually happened, just o like Trevor noah
@christyshultz64432 жыл бұрын
@@damianxavier7343 yeah I believe so too I think he just takes his everyday life and puts it in his comedy act. Because sometimes funnier things happen in life than anything you can make up. Like old cranky white men who just don't give a damn.
@homercan2 Жыл бұрын
Funny thing about Border Patrol is how they all some how know each other and how they tell their stories of the "famous cool people" they meet... like how this never happened and you just rolled you eyes when the Agent tried to crack a joke...
@MeleeStormbringer4 жыл бұрын
you know, this is one of those stories that's hilarious in hindsight because it turned out well, but I imagine at the time it was happening it must have been so awful
@comradesky59313 жыл бұрын
And imagine if he wasn't famous. This is so racist.
@sanazs62853 жыл бұрын
Was just thinking the same thing
@hiromitailor80753 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah, Fluffy's laughing about it now, but he and the guys must been so mad and frustrated because they were being treated as potential criminals when they were just minding their own business. I remember the first time I heard a similar story about a Latino person being pulled over on suspicion of being here illegally because of appearance, and the person was a citizen. I felt hurt and pissed off.
@DeathnoteBB2 жыл бұрын
@@hiromitailor8075 Even if they weren’t, it’s awful. America isn’t private property, especially to refugees or people who haven’t gotten their citizenship. And existing is certainly not illegal. The guy cocked his gun at them, that’s a threat just for being Mexican and in America.
@JampackGaming7074 жыл бұрын
1:51 “Is that what he said.” I always lose my shit at that part 😂😂😂
@deborahpacheco2799Ай бұрын
I love the line "traitor" because that's exactly how I feel about them.
@sherrylenser2 жыл бұрын
❤️ this guy !! I’m in tears !! You Rock Fluffy !!
@watermunteconomie39384 жыл бұрын
Fluffy, dude.. you almost killed me with this, could not stop laughing.
@candacebaughman4204 жыл бұрын
I'm at work and watching this on lunch. I needed this laugh!😂