Everytime I get a notification of someone who's comment consists of trying to make any kind of sense from a comedian on stage, my literal reaction is "oh God, just STFU and learn how to laugh." it's really not that hard people

“ this is the second time I’ve left someone for dead and they’ve survived “😭

😂😂😂. “I couldn’t pull him up because I was laughing.”😂

He's just pure talent. You ever notice Kevin Hart puts like seven jokes in the one joke and then he ties it all together I mean just pure genius

his white lady instructor impression was spot on lol

"he went straight to Christianity" I'm dead lol

"heyyy look who made herself a swimmer, up top..give me some" lmao

Lol I white water raft regularly and the rules he’s telling about being active in your own rescue and getting to the lifeline are 100% accurate. I’m dying lol.

I'm a black person in Chattanooga Tennessee. He's right theres no other black people here

"Blink so I can stop laughing"😂😂😂😂😂

I went rafting with Lance yesterday. He said the funniest part about it is that Kevin lost his ring on the trip, and Kevin said,"ah don't worry about it, it didn't mean nothing," and then his wife slapped him right across the face. XD

"Don't worry, he's underwater, he'll *POP UP*." Me: Excuse me bish...

“Don’t worry. He’s underwater. He’ll pop up.” 💀

“He went straight to Christianity”😂😂😂😂😂

Honestly, he is a master storyteller. So darn funny.😂

I went rafting in hellhole, my instructor fell out 😂

I'm suprised he didn't say "no wonder its called WHITE water rafting" 😂😂😂

I could listen to Kevin tell stories all day 😂😂

Do you know how awful a swim you have to have to pray to someone else's god?

I almost drowned white water rafting and I was on the swim and water polo team all through high school. The rapids were just INSANE and it started raining extremely hard. It was terrifying

“This is the second time I’ve left somebody for dead and they survived” Kevin you fucking genius

I can not believe this was 8 years ago because this never gets old!! Every time I watch I’m 🤣🤣🤣

our guide Lance told us about this story today I was dead

This is even funnier now after I've seen Jumanji.

As a Muslim I thought this was theeeee funniest thing I ever heard!!!!! The entire skit really... but THAT part!!

Chattanooga REPRESENT!!! "I turn around. I don't see Naieem no more." Slayed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am not a racist but I love racial humor. I wish we could all just learn to laugh at ourselves as a human species.

I’m a Muslim and not the half assed kind I’m the kind that looks at every package to see if the food has pork😭😭😭 and I wasn’t offended. Kevin Hart is a legend.

lance was our raft guide today at the ocoee! i didnt believe him when he told us this, and of course, googled it... "holy jesus save me!!!" hahah. love it!!

“If he is, we can bring him back” “This asshole keeps floating against the rock”

"No bitch, you better get to 8ft" hahaha i would've had the same reaction "Water goes over, clap clap, you're dead" Haha so many great lines

"If you're at 8ft, I suggest you get to 7" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I went white water rafting with my youth group for church and fell out and then got ran over by the damn raft

This man is so ridiculously funny!💯 So glad he and his friends are doing okay from the accident.🙏

As someone who's had terrifying whitewater rafting experiences (2 & never ever again) I found this hysterical 😂 . I could picture every detail.

536 comments, 285 comments begin with 'went rafting last weekend, Lance was my guide.....'

why isn't this part on the version on Netflix smh glad it's here

“Blink so I can stop laughing” 😂 had me dying

Has to be one of his FUNNIEST stories lol

The imitation of the guy giving instructions was bang on. I've backed out of shit because of those kind of instructions.😂

“This was the second time I left somebody for dead and they made it back...” 🤣🤣🤣

I went white water rafting about a month ago.. it was the coolest yet most terrifying thing I ever did..wanna find out who your true friends are?? Go white water rafting together!!

“This is the 2nd time I left somebody for dead and they survived” Hmmmmm👀👀👀👀

Glad this video is here, because for whatever reason, Netflix cut this from their version. I saw this when it originally dropped, so I was shocked that it was missing!

I can watch this man do his jokes over & over and I belly laugh every time. Absolutely love him! Never gets old.😍

"he should eat a pork sandwich to kill himself" this was wrong on so many levels I couldn't stop laughing!

They removed this joke from his special. Just watched it on Netflix and it’s gone. This joke was so funny

I went white water rafting years ago with my mother and she fell in! Kevin is not joking those rapids are crazy! I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe when he said “before we go do this....” because I didn’t want to go my mother forced me to go and I had the exact same feeling- ‘I don’t want to do this!!’ Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

allah im about to die, where u at man" funniest part

Hart can make any story hilarious. And if I wasn't afraid of white water rafting before, I am now. 😳

I probably laughed myself into the bathroom 😂😂 kevin hart jis standups are the best,hes a comedian genius

Too funny! Thanks for the post. Made me smile 😊

Heyyyyy, look who made herself a swimmer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😂🤣🤪😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love the way he dramatizes his stories, while keeping them rooted in the real relatable stuff.

This one never gets old. I laugh every time, with tears.🤣

Kevin is so good at telling stories! I always laugh lmao

5:59 "Fuck Hell Hole! AHHHH"😂😂😂 8:29 IM DONE!!!!💀💀💀😂😂😂

Years later and still hilarious

I've rafting the river he is talking about for a long time, and he is telling the truth about pretty much the whole experience. However, he's a braver soul than I am - I ain't bailing on the Hell Hole, I'm staying in the boat no matter what!

Of comedians alive today, Kevin and Chris Rock are the only 2 I will stop whatever I am doing and watch them on KZfaq or wherever else I can see them. So good, always.

never seen Kevin's stand-up before, bloody hilarious.

You gotta be a part of your own rescue!! 😆

true story. Heard him calling my name instead of Allah 😂

you know how good u need to be, to hold an audience's attention for 10 fucking minutes with a single story. and every fucking funny line made the audience crack up. This guys great!

"Blink so I can stop laughing" lmaooo

As soon as Kevin opens his mouth, I'm laughing. Funniest comedian EVER!!

Kevin is a madman !! I never realized how talented Kevin is !!

Having White Water Guided before, this was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

i love this segment. thank you.

Thank God for comedy it truly is the best medicine

Accurate description . I've done it AND live near where they did this!! 😊☺️😊

I grew up in Idaho. My grandma was adopted and didnt meet her family until she was about 70. Her new found relatives live in canada. So now you're up to date on things, last summer the Canadians came down to idaho and stayed with us at my grandparents' cabin. While they were here we went on a white water trip down a segment of the Peyette river known as the Cabarton. The canadians were literally scared to tears and I was riding the bull jumping into the water having the time if my life. This story reminded me of em.

Wen he comes with a new show i wanna start watching him from his olds ones till new ones again😄😄😄

Wen kev said "What if we need it?" When they told kevin to toss the life line out to get his buddy took me out 😂😂😂😭😭😭

Blink so I can stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kevin’s talking about the OCOEE River in Benton, TN....my daughter & former son in law were raft guides....now my grandson is in the summer....

Having been white water rafting once as free perk from my job, I can totally relate to his experience.

What a funny story teller! Lmao 🤣 all by myself, quietly so my neighbors couldn’t hear! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

*"I been wantin' to do tha Titanic, i wanted to be the original..awhhhh"* 😂

Love kev, listen all his shit, how i not seen this till 2022

Kevin Hart is one of my favorite men on earth! I feel like you could literally become friends with him if you had a chance to shoot the shit with him for a while. Nobody makes me laugh like he does. 🤣😂

Kevin is soooo funny! I love his humor.

Blink so I can STOP LAUGHING..HOLY SHIT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I went white water rafting about two weeks ago on the Snake River with my dad, older sister, brother-in-law, and two nephews. It was a Class 3 rapid, so right about in the middle, not too scenic, not too rough. There was, however, a section nicknamed Lunch Counter, as it was where people who weren't ready (according to the instructor) would get "served." I also was one of the few people to ever lose my paddle blade while rowing, which necessitated the instructor retrieving it from the water.

He is GREAT with details on this!!! Love it!!!

Hart makes me laugh so hard I struggle to breath! Outstanding!

First time rafting, first class 5 rapid, we got dumped and I went down the whole thing without a raft. Water boarding by the Upper Gauley.

"Life line 7 feet, if you 8 feet ......"😂

A masterclass in comedy, just hilarious

As a muslim I use “Jesus” context as well. We believe him too just FYI. I saw myself into “Naim” 😂

Love the clapping 👏 👏 😂😂

I have also rafted with Lance on same river. I have also fallen out of the raft and also call God help me....😮. Love this story, and you. FYI I watch fatherhood last night it was great. Happy Fathers day

I just love Kevin Hart! 💕❤️🥰

She slapped him because a wedding ring is a symbol of love and commitment. When he said it was”nothing” she slapped him reflexively. So...did you guys call the police on your moms when they slapped you for being stupid🤣🤣???

Why everybody have religious arguments on a Kevin Hart video y'all that simple minded

You ain't blinkin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Shit had me rollin.

This is some funny stuff. Hell hole is the last rapid on the trip. Love the Ocoee

I'm African Muslim and I like the final joke ...damn it was so good

The Ending was Fire 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mate what you say is funny. I love your delivery