What if Markiplier was betrayed and locked in Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza for 1 thousand years (6 hours)

Alternate title: Man named Salty gets bullied by people throwing money at him for 6 full hrs

I can't believe he actually started at 12am, the only thing more insane than playing this is starting it at midnight.

joined 2 hours in and it was just a solid 30 seconds of silence, 10/10

I can't believe Markiplier Markipliered all over the place. That was crazy

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's in Real Time, a fangame that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Saltydkdan played it and said it really sucked ass!

This reminds me of a "game" idea I had after seeing the first fnaf game. Five Nights As An Actual Night Guard, it goes in real time with no saves until you finish a shift, so you need to sit in an office, check security cameras for shit that rarely ever happens, and wait for 8 hours. Though that stuff does happen, you'd have to do things like tell homeless people to disperse, call the police on people trying to break in or selling drugs on the premises, stuff like that but it would only happen like once every few DAYS. It'd be incredibly boring and that's the point.

,Salty made more money than the night guard from the original before he even got to work...

watching the like count shoot up in real time when he did the “WHAT? HELP ME!” bit was an experience

That’s crazy how you got markiplier here for the whole 6 hours

It's so awesome how he made it to 6AM

i can’t believe Salty “Markiplier””Bob Burger””Clover””DK” Dan would do that.

im gonna be thinking about foxy's sad walk of shame for a while..... he just looks so sad :(

30:30 I like to put on Salty's stream while I work out, I almost dropped my weights on my head due to this clip. It would have been a good way to die.

Starts at 17:44

3:16:30 there’s a much simpler answer to this and its that the image of Freddy fazbear to the general public and in internet culture is entirely divorced from the actual Freddy fazbear in the game. his name and iconography proceeds any actual game information or ‘story’

I wonder if they made it easier than normal fnaf. Because imagine being three hours in and losing.

I hope this never gets a supercut. If you eant the funny, you have to suffer alongside the Salt man.

i was wondering when he would stop doing the markiplier bit so i hovered over the video progress bar to see when the facecam disappears and. oh god. it never does.

I failed edging to this, clean up on aisle my room!

the animatronics get quirky at 33:15

1:19:49 Should note, pretty sure the game isn’t glitched as thats how fnaf 1 originally worked too Unless the realtime is supposed to make it not like that in which case uhhhhhhh ignore this please

Donkey Kong with a shotgun.

salty i just wanted to say that you've been edging us homestuck fans for far too long and i appreciate it

I beat all of sonic forces during this. That was fun. Goodnight.

See! Markiplier IS a masochist!

Salty once said: "Saltydkdan fans when something is repeated more than once: 😂😂😂😂😂" I used to think it was an exaggeration as I've never seen many of his live streams besides the Friendlockes, but holy moly I was contorting on the ground throughout this entire thing, every time

I like when he makes a sound and his mouth opens for a second and he’s not actually saying anything

can't believe salty has made his face reveal in this video! how brave of him

gonna rewatch this on my birthday so i can act like salty is wishing ME a happy birthday

salty's cr1tical impression is actually crazy good

Night two is gonna be epic sauce, gamer style even

Zenis.

god i can finally stop edging now thank you salty!!

You can tell how much saltys starting to dislike a fair chunk of his fans lol

he freakin loves cheezits man

i loved the mario and donkey beef in chat

This is the quality content i signed up for, thank u salty i mean markiplier

I can't believe SimpleFlips revived the $500k or dinner with JayZ thing and it found its way here.

Honestly the FNAF movie was a lot better than I expected. The human protagonists were surprisingly likable and relatable. They did a great job giving a valid reason as to why Mike would come back every night despite the danger. Even the fort building scene, which a lot of people hated, made sense to me: it was supposed to remind you that these killer animatronics are just children at the end of the day. My only complaint is that some of the dialogue was pretty bad, which is a Scott Cawthon staple. Also literally everyone knew "Steve Raglan" was William Afton long before the movie came out. This one is more personal, but both Mike and Abby came across as autistic or at least neurodivergent in some way, and I've rarely related to fictional characters like this.

Took Me So Long To Understand He’s Talking About That Political Twitter Cartoon.😊 Great Stream, Mark!

This stream felt like a fever dream

1:00:17 I hired this thing to stare at you

Hey! I think you missed this fins donation. It was his birthday and he wanted you to shout him out!

Genuinely couldn’t breath the whole time omg

watched this last night to sleep stream was really calming ❤❤❤❤

Happy birthday fin!

Aw dang it I missed the SIX HOURS of content😢

ah yes, the true Michael Afton simulator. (Jokes aside this is insane and you are insane for doing this for six HOURS my guy.)

markiplier talking about minors..... insane.......

I frinkin love salty, best internet funny boio ever

happy birthday fin!

One hell of a stream

Not only did I miss a Salty stream, they were playing FNAF 😭😭

i guess they ramped up the difficulty so night 1 wouldnt be like 3 hours of waiting, but it wouldve been really funny if you did just have to wait like 3 hours for stuff to actually go down. maybe difficulty was increased just to show off the demo tho so idk

Salty I can't wait to play Lethal Company with you again! :D

Didnt know Bonnie was chill like dat

salty let me out please for the love of god salty please don't leave me in your basement

Salty’s videos are perfect to listen to during Manuel labor

freddy five bear

I love it when he beat the game!

Its 8:36am here on brazil, today i will watch satellite television donkey known play 6 hours final at fantasy 1 gaem. (I just did a all nightwr so i am realy sleep deprived, lets gooooo)

i saw the same video you did right when you started LMAO

Err uh, if anyone is wondering what the uhh p stands for, it err stands for pjjhejfknhgsiwjns

The Fin lore goes crazy.

The sound at 2:02:02 is the perfect sound for that face and that got me real good

man honestly like the first hours is donation after donation and its like $5-10 each one, my dude made bank

I love how the markiplier bit has a blinking variant

wish i was actually here for the stream to say this but Ian Flynn clarified that they're not exactly ageless but characters like sonic are just nonspecificly "teenager" than 15 and tails is more so just "child" than 8

This dude is crazy

Now we know the origin story of Darkiplier, Dark Gary

Desert Bus finally got some competition

Salty... Markiplier died 12 years ago...

Everyone remembers the Himalayas line, no-one remembers the native American line.

Cant believe we get no discord server because bonnie showed up on night 1

Starting my shift and starting this at the same time is like coworking but also not??? I love being at the office (the security office)

Am i the only one who super cant see the animatronics when theyre at the door

i canot wait for the devs to see this and make fnaf H mods out of spite and give salty special thanks. chat would harrass him to play them

You made me choke on my beans a little with your funny

Thank you Markiplier.

It would be cool if they made main menu animatronics appear at random not in a selected order

I don’t know how to feel about…this markiplier thing is hilarious

sending this before seeing if foxy isn't bugged or not, something tells me he dies to freddy due to looking left while hes at the corner

i had a dream this was a thing before you streamed this, am i telekinetic or what

this was actually my first stream

im watching at 12am rn on the job at the pizzeria, first night at freddy fazbears

Sp rp in a fnaf real time stream is crazy

Alternative Title: The Yapping Stream.

5:48:30 the limited 3d roleplaying in the chat is so charming

Truly funny

27:30 shout outs to SimpleFlips

Jumpscare warning: 5:27:25

Hey salty, I love edging to your stream vods/vids.

We Need the King of Five Nights At Freddys right now

never expected Kamen Rider Kuuga to be mentioned HERE... NO FEAR! NO PAIN!

God damn I eepy

btw you can press shift + p to pause the game just in case you need to edge to norm's tweets :)

Time for five nights at Reality

i feel so sigma! >_

happy late birthday finny. also fin fin is real and he is my best friend so dont put disrespect on him next time. thank you king