Foodfight! - JonTron

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Jon and Jacques take a look at one of the worst, yet most expensive, animated films of all time.
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~Credits~
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@Leeeleee17 6 жыл бұрын

This film's budget was $65M *Where'd the other $64,999,999 go?*

@Daniel-kx3zz 6 жыл бұрын

Eliya Drugs... and hookers...

@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer 6 жыл бұрын

Daniel 28893 all Charlie's no doubt! Selfish prick

@school001jb 5 жыл бұрын

Charlie sheen

@MizzyDcept666 5 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume they even used a million for this film...

@davisdavisdavis 5 жыл бұрын

Eliya the movie probably was good until they had to restart, most of it probably went towards the voice actors

@dancingdiva9985 5 жыл бұрын

The film was probably stolen by one of the actors/actresses who didn’t want their career destroyed

@darthsidious6380 5 жыл бұрын

I support this theory.

@Nicknyamka 4 жыл бұрын

The actors just go inside a booth and read their lines and go away. They don't have access to the files. I bet it was just one of the animators or the editor that did it

@christopherdempsey3878 4 жыл бұрын

@@darthsidious6380 Me too.

@corpsemachine6949 4 жыл бұрын

@@Nicknyamka don't be a wiseass

@banana19283 4 жыл бұрын

legit probably

@sin_decent Жыл бұрын

Honestly, the fact that Dex is so in love with the catgirl that he's willing to poison himself with her product that's incredibly toxic to dogs is unintentionally beautiful writing

@error-try-again-later 10 ай бұрын

The funniest part is that raisins are also incredibly toxic to cats. I'm not sure what this says about Sunshine, but it definitely says _something._

@samedwards3285 9 ай бұрын

I KNEW IT, IT'S A SUICIDE PACT@@error-try-again-later

@jdlamb4212 9 ай бұрын

Also the film is incredibly toxic to humans

@sin_decent 9 ай бұрын

@@jdlamb4212 Well, that goes without saying

@TFFAN16 7 ай бұрын

I too, eat my wife's cooking

@sam4gaming135 3 жыл бұрын

IT took me 7 years to realise that the "hot or not" app wasn't just a gag made up by jon

@DoofXMachina 3 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT?

@theoats9804 3 жыл бұрын

Wait wot do u mean

@Florescentia02 2 жыл бұрын

Yes its actually a sponsor, check the description

@An_Owl_named_VIPER 2 жыл бұрын

@@Florescentia02 also at the very very end of the vid

@claymenefee6999 2 жыл бұрын

WHAT?!

@tomsmurf4225 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: raisins are poisonous to dogs. It's a good thing this movie bombed

@SeenAGreatLight 4 жыл бұрын

It's kind of strange how many foods are poisonous to those critters.

@trequor 4 жыл бұрын

@@SeenAGreatLight Not really. They've got tons of health problems from generations of being bred for specific traits.

@jozinek876 4 жыл бұрын

Dex should've died, and Sunshine Raisin should've been revealed as the villain who deliberately poisoned him.

@fork4207 4 жыл бұрын

They’re even more poisonious then chocolate to dogs.

@ezradoessomestuff4769 4 жыл бұрын

I was going down to the comments to see if anyone said this lol

@T-34_Chan 4 жыл бұрын

Foodfight is what we worried the Lego Movie would be.

@project8813 3 жыл бұрын

Instead that movie was kinda good

@lumarisreyes9894 3 жыл бұрын

@@project8813 true true

@oscardeleon6868 3 жыл бұрын

Tje diferences is that lego movie had better animation, a great message and good original caracters

@aj.jimenez13 3 жыл бұрын

Oscar De Leon characters*

@winterv.4715 3 жыл бұрын

Lego Batman was good too. The rest were eh.

@sammydelamante7982 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: I had the dvd of this movie and watched it religiously almost every single day, I have no clue where I even got it but I remember loving it for some dystopian reason

@josephchanley7228 2 жыл бұрын

The product placement got you good huh?

@Tree_e888 2 жыл бұрын

I was 4 years old when this movie came out, I never actually saw it but even back then I would have found this awfully rendered.

@echomikoart 2 жыл бұрын

I think it's the sign of a chaotic mind. Much like how I used to watch barbie movies, that now give me nightmares every time I see the models they used at the time.

@kaiserwilhelmdergrosse1871 2 жыл бұрын

@@Tree_e888 This movie came out in 2012 after 9 years in development hell. - A message from His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Kaiser Wilhelm der Große.

@zarbon5460 2 жыл бұрын

I seen it once I oddly l8ked it

@captainpalegg2860 9 ай бұрын

"but enough about me, let's kill you" is honestly too good a line for this nuclear meltdown of a movie.

@DustinShelton620 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, the stolen footage was turned into Sausage Party

@MarauderYT 4 жыл бұрын

At least Sausage Party doesn’t look like vomit placed in 3D animation software, it has a couple of decent jokes

@cleoking6312 4 жыл бұрын

@@MarauderYT while true about the animation, the jokes are subjective. And the animation, while being better than pokemon sword and shield, it still isnt good

@femmefuntime 4 жыл бұрын

Cleo King saying something has better animation than sword and shield isn’t saying much

@cleoking6312 4 жыл бұрын

@@femmefuntime you right

@yjyee1808 4 жыл бұрын

Still better than Tij

@wolfjedisamuel 7 жыл бұрын

*Sausage Party* : The reincarnation of _Food Fight_.

@WindHowlerDoesStuff 7 жыл бұрын

What have you done

@OdenqueenVulpes 7 жыл бұрын

wolfjedisamuel Did not expect to see you here!

@thomaslamson299 7 жыл бұрын

SAD AIRHORNS

@jackcarroll3575 7 жыл бұрын

Except somehow less funny.

@newgeekstudios 7 жыл бұрын

Call this toll free number (1-800-FUCK-YOURSELF) in order to obtain Seth Rogans laugh along with an unfunny movie about a sausage.

@tazinboor3913 3 жыл бұрын

This guy has literally the MOST iconic lines on KZfaq.

@marakarthegreat 2 жыл бұрын

he sounds like Nathan Lane

@mikerodstrom 2 жыл бұрын

Like, "Is that… is that a pooprat!?"

@brendennielsen4900 2 жыл бұрын

I still reference the sarcophagus line in every day conversation

@-SayMyName 2 жыл бұрын

WE GOT ONE WE GOT ONE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

@christianloper9483 2 жыл бұрын

It's not very quotable, but I absolutely die when he says, "that is essential to understanding the central concepts of this film" 😂

@stankenpicklethethird507 Жыл бұрын

only took me 8 years to realize the grappling hook dex uses is made out of kitchen utensils.

@JoyousUnicorn 8 жыл бұрын

war, war never changes.

@TRBG 8 жыл бұрын

+Big Boss METAL.......GEAR.....

@geckomaxz5362 8 жыл бұрын

+Rex Mason So did every Fallout war hero ever

@TRBG 8 жыл бұрын

War has changed.......lol

@TRBG 8 жыл бұрын

danny dircio well it's possible

@cynthiacoultan6524 8 жыл бұрын

+JoyousUnicornGaming WEW Fallout 4!

@MnemonicHorse 7 жыл бұрын

"Am I threatening you? Are you threatening me? Who's the threat here?" One of my favorite lines. Like, I want to hear it used in a movie at some point.

@erinbrown1701 6 жыл бұрын

Mnemonic_Horse I'm the 100th liker!

@oppietheman5804 6 жыл бұрын

Mnemonic_Horse my fav is BAD TOUCH STRANGER DANGER

@lordofgumdrops5441 6 жыл бұрын

Mnemonic_Horse AM I DEAD YET

@rooksclown316 6 жыл бұрын

'Also, she's a Nazis and a Star Wars.'

@bigchooch4434 6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Kevin Hart line

@IceAndFlameL755 3 жыл бұрын

Whoever created the Sunshine Goodness character clearly had some other motives

@sugarbaby1974 Жыл бұрын

Gonna add to all of the fun facts so far: the animations are insanely active because Charlie Sheen did the motion capture for most, if not all, of the characters. He was coked out of his mind and the motion capture process they'd set up was extremely primitive, even for the time and despite the budget, so he was asked to over-exaggerate his movements even MORE than they already were in order to make sure they were captured. I would give absolutely everything I own to see footage of those motion capture sessions, ngl.

@SQUIDWORD15 10 ай бұрын

I doubt that

@zonalspore 29 күн бұрын

@@SQUIDWORD15Bruh, this isn’t anything out of the ordinary. Charlie Sheen was a HUGE drug addict and crazy sob. Bro has some of the wackiest interviews ever.

@SQUIDWORD15 29 күн бұрын

@@zonalspore True, true, but we have evidence of there being many motion capture performers (even an actual contortionist for Cheazel Weasel) so it leads me to believe the OP is misinformed

@Glimbosgold69 4 жыл бұрын

That "what the f***?" Was so comedically placed it caught me off guard lmao

@matt5829 3 жыл бұрын

What the fudge

@oscardeleon6868 3 жыл бұрын

Now im having doubs if this was supposed to be a childs movie

@matt5829 3 жыл бұрын

@@oscardeleon6868 its not a cuss word its just says fuck

@alejandroribera5361 3 жыл бұрын

wait he actually said that?

@Twisty14 3 жыл бұрын

Yea , wasn't expecting that one in a movie of weirdly animated product mascots............

@-gemberkoekje-5547 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine finding that locket. Washed up on some beach on Bermuda

@sinisterpicklez9864 4 жыл бұрын

I mean I would take it home

@chosentonessournotes 4 жыл бұрын

I would love to see the visible confusion on whomever found it’s face.

@surgingtwentyoneps4474 4 жыл бұрын

Throw it and run in the other direction

@zachp8163 4 жыл бұрын

I would certainly be confused

@arbetor12 4 жыл бұрын

I actually found it I then burnt it

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын

8:41 "Stranger danger" Man, JonTron has meme worthy material in literally every single upload they've done

@charleswisconsin9196 2 жыл бұрын

he did not invent Stranger Danger. are you kidding?

@damnation6713 2 жыл бұрын

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

@NWCi24.mp4 Ай бұрын

@@damnation6713ey guys i found DJ Spit

@marymaza2187 Жыл бұрын

8:54 "You monster, let me see those melons." This had me rolling.

@bobbyk5882 3 жыл бұрын

The "poop rat" line is the funniest shit I've ever heard

@rileyross6621 3 жыл бұрын

What about the poop spider?

@FloridaGuy53 2 жыл бұрын

Poop weasel?

@masterseal0418 2 жыл бұрын

It's because the poop rat is animated disgustingly.

@TheCorrodedMan 2 жыл бұрын

@@FloridaGuy53 SHIT WEASEL

@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Жыл бұрын

It's not a poop rat. It's a shit weasel.

@mank7230 8 жыл бұрын

So basically, the thief who stole the original movie was doing us a favor?

@RyeVanrouge 8 жыл бұрын

Yes

@nawor3565 8 жыл бұрын

+Epic Manky Or maybe the movie might have been good, but because they had to start over, it turned into THIS. Maybe he was the one who made THIS HAPPEN

@tamedpassions9523 8 жыл бұрын

The thief is the hero of legend

@vallytine 8 жыл бұрын

+Epic Manky I guess we can say "much obliged" to him.

@ChadIsBad 8 жыл бұрын

No because if he didn't steel it we would have a better movie

@johnclark926 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I just did some research and apparently the Poop Rat was voiced by none other than the director of Food Fight himself, this is a huge revelation

@Madmaxgaming130 13 күн бұрын

Suddenly that THING talking directly to the camera makes WAY to much sense

@gabe_gamer9320 Жыл бұрын

5:13 Keep in mind, this was the same actor who voiced King Dice from Netflix’s “The Cuphead Show.”

@td_is_infinite667 2 ай бұрын

no fucking way

@TheJacobshapiro 7 жыл бұрын

The orange-ish color in the entire film makes me really uncomfortable for some reason.

@done___ 7 жыл бұрын

Says the fellow with the orange profile pic...

@spyguymarquez8216 7 жыл бұрын

Get used to it, Donald Trump is the new president.

@TheJacobshapiro 7 жыл бұрын

Charlie F lol it's the stock picture

@freshavocado6528 7 жыл бұрын

TheJacobShapiro donald trump is offended

@JamilJslibi 7 жыл бұрын

TheJacobShapiro nah ah, dont wanna hear excuses young boy

@dovacraft5772 4 жыл бұрын

Jacques saying "it was cool though" is the cutest thing ever

@Idk_496 4 жыл бұрын

that was so adorable (no joke)

@phoenixboy9887 3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@pokehunter6467 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what happened to Jacques.

@whamboy 3 жыл бұрын

Poke Hunter do you even watch his vids?

@pokehunter6467 3 жыл бұрын

Whamboy yes, though not in the right order, so I don’t really know the whole story behind what happened.

@hungrytaco6879 2 жыл бұрын

I’m convinced that the people who stole the film in late 2002 just wanted to prevent us from ever seeing this monstrosity

@joshslater2426 10 ай бұрын

It might’ve looked better if we had got the original film.

@tonybryanoliveira Ай бұрын

@@joshslater2426 The film as not stolen

@tonybryanoliveira Ай бұрын

@@joshslater2426is Just a excuse

@nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Hilary Duff was 15 when she recorded her lines for Sunshine Goodness in this movie. Charlie Sheen (Dex Dogtective) was 37.

@nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 жыл бұрын

3:17: Did they just put in a rip-off of Mushu? 3:26: That elephant was HIDEOUS! 3:29: So the frog's entire joke was a fart joke. 4:13: Are Fat Cat's minions meant to be naked mole rats? Also, why is Fat Cat a rat? 5:16: Daredevil Dan: Looks less like a squirrel made from chocolate and more like a monkey/squirrel hybrid made from human excrement. Also, he speaks like what TV Tropes would call a "jive turkey". 5:50: EWWWWWWW!!!!! 8:14: Ok, if you're familiar with Peter Lorre, you're gonna hate this movie even further when you find out who Shit Weasel is meant to be a parody of. 8:37: Is it me, or do it find it hilarious Shit Weasel looks like Duke Weaselton from Zootopia? To be fair, Zootopia is 1,000,000X better than this movie (and it came much later). 8:51: A flying dodo with boobs? Who is this meant to be, a rip-off of Toucan Sam or Sonny the Cuckoo? 9:11: Unfortunately, yes. Those are the California Raisins. 9:12: Charlie the Tuna looks more like a killer whale in this movie. 10:00: Good God, these Keebler elves look-alikes look more like rejected Christmas elves! 10:13: Again, Hilary Duff was 15! 10:21: This is Chiquita Banana? Oh wait, this is actually her rip-off, Lola Fruitola 11:43: Is this an acid trip? 12:42: OK, is it me, or does General X look like a Reptilian alien? Did David Icke fund this movie? 13:05: Apparently, Exobytes look like rejected Predacons from Beast Wars. 13:24: Oh my God, the "real world" people look even more disgusting than the mascots! 13:50: Not sure if he's unfunny or just plain offensive. 15:16: The moral? Beautiful = good, ugly = evil 16:05: Also, WHY DID THEY INCLUDE HILARY DUFF? SHE WAS A MINOR BACK THEN!

@nakedstatue8517 Жыл бұрын

Now that's just weird.

@armayafox1328 Жыл бұрын

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Fat Cat's full name is Fat Cat Burglar, named because he kidnaps cats.

@NintendoNerd64 Жыл бұрын

that just makes the fucking raisins line even worse

@OriginalBongoliath Жыл бұрын

That's Pedowood for you.

@jackfrost6068 4 жыл бұрын

Sunshine looks like a modded sims character.

@georgeliu6261 4 жыл бұрын

Jack Frost No joke, it’s actually a stolen model from a free online model shop...

@Bornheck 4 жыл бұрын

She looks like Elise from Sonic 06

@OnlyNeedJuan 4 жыл бұрын

@@georgeliu6261 Im not the least bit surprised.

@h20kaboom8 4 жыл бұрын

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's soooooo fucking true

@thecorneliusexperience 4 жыл бұрын

She a cross between a fury and a sim

@lancenocturna2743 3 жыл бұрын

"Dog? Raisins? Don't see anything wrong with that." Fun Fact: Grapes, and by proxy raisins, are actually toxic to dogs.

@SerAbiotico 3 жыл бұрын

It Will release its pain

@keeyandameen1688 3 жыл бұрын

So this dog eating raisin is like a person taking a smoke?

@jakehague1555 3 жыл бұрын

Oop, how many to hurt them

@alwaystired4 3 жыл бұрын

@@keeyandameen1688 think its more along the lines of popping cyanide pills like they’re tictacs

@carloscaballerofranco1758 3 жыл бұрын

@@keeyandameen1688 You know, if you think about it that way, that's almost smart.

@trashotaku 2 жыл бұрын

8:20 Jon reaction to the greasy looking weasel thing will never not make me laugh

@crow-vz5lx Жыл бұрын

I like how the dog swings the rope counterclockwise and then when he launches it throws it clockwise,defeating the momentum immediately

@seragoodnight7877 9 жыл бұрын

Props to the insane future-dweller that finds the Locket.

@sleepdeath9001 9 жыл бұрын

What if after all of our oceans are dry and humanity is completely extinct, extraterrestrials come to Earth, and that locket is the only thing left of our civilization?

@seragoodnight7877 9 жыл бұрын

***** They'd probably assume that that loveable rogue was a prime example of the past civilization, and then promptly leave, being so afraid of what came before.

@AppleBiscuits 9 жыл бұрын

Charlie sheen is life though

@WiggleJimmy 9 жыл бұрын

Arcralf goddess*

@gymleaderfern 9 жыл бұрын

Somebody call an ambulance for kingrobo

@spruceferret752 3 жыл бұрын

It’s nice to have diversity in film. Especially in this movie, where we have a main character who’s slowly dying of kidney failure and a squirrel with epilepsy.

@kaizermierkrazy6886 3 жыл бұрын

And crazy furry blind girls

@sunnyd6519 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, ah I am so happy I found this comment, thanks for the laughs.

@colonelsanders1617 3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like an actual thing he would say

@DorsenFilm 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, watching this movie will give you seizures whether you have epilepsy or not.

@carlosricardoperaltamunoz3536 2 жыл бұрын

God dammit, my baby is sleeping in the same room I'm watching this, and you dare to make such a hilarious comment

@Flamingotree74 2 жыл бұрын

It’s weird watching this in 2022. Really just the: “What year is it?” “It’s 2014!” Fucks with me every time

@thebaddestlarry9424 2 жыл бұрын

"It's like FDR came back to life to show everyone what legs do" is the funniest fucking thing I've heard in a while. 🤣

@Nomaybe-ei4hn 4 жыл бұрын

Somebody is gonna find that locket and be really confused one day ._.

@Void_Echoes 4 жыл бұрын

Then when they discover where the dog is from, they’re gonna watch the movie, be disgusted, and then throw the locket away again. And then the cycle shall repeat.

@Nomaybe-ei4hn 4 жыл бұрын

ShadowDragonGamer 476 *spoopy-*

@guinealover6674 3 жыл бұрын

@@Void_Echoes It's a Jumanji-style curse.

@Void_Echoes 3 жыл бұрын

guinealover6674 !!! yep

@driddick7361 3 жыл бұрын

@@guinealover6674 Nah, at least Jumanji has the sense to let you die after putting you through such agony when you lose.

@zaworldo3189 4 жыл бұрын

“Yeah! Ugly people never win” that hits me a bit to hard

@thekeeperofsecrets1615 4 жыл бұрын

Do you never win or are you ugly? Btw I’m not trying to insult.

@Doroalebarn 4 жыл бұрын

You are Za worldo you can't be ugly ✨

@zaworldo3189 4 жыл бұрын

The Keeper Of Secrets bit of both

@chosentonessournotes 4 жыл бұрын

I’m willing to bet you’re a fucking ladykiller bro. Be confident. Even if you’re not, just fake it. Best of luck. 👌🏻

@nokachi3339 4 жыл бұрын

I would like but it's at 69

@boredcrab2 10 ай бұрын

Imagine recovering a lost locket in the river and you open it up and its just a picture of dex dogtective

@sin_decent Ай бұрын

Id actually shriek

@balengd5402 3 жыл бұрын

"But enough about mEeE, let's kill yOOouUu" I love that line too much

@NonTwinBrothers 2 жыл бұрын

Never gets old, lmao

@fallowhorn404 7 жыл бұрын

"It was cool, though." This is why I love you, Jacques.

@mineraftist 7 жыл бұрын

Sweets, Excuse me how old is jaques?

@fallowhorn404 7 жыл бұрын

CookieOwl _ I... Don't know. He has to be over four, though.

@canismo763 7 жыл бұрын

Sweets Take him on a cruise and it's international law (- Insert lenny face because I'm a lazy piece of shit.-)

@warrenchaboyer9024 7 жыл бұрын

SoulBlast35 zz

@ilikecurry2345 6 жыл бұрын

Or as Jon calls him, Zhock.

@Glassandcandy 4 жыл бұрын

For anyone interested, the reason the film looks THIS bad is because they're using assets that they originally had no intention on seeing the light of day. These are called "animatics" and are placeholder models, textures, sfx, etc. that are inserted to get a sense of what the scene will look like before the finished assets are done. It's common industry practice. The final assets are what were stolen in the burglary of the film, so rather than sink twice the projected budget into the film, which had grown grossly over budget trying to get licences for its characters, they opted instead to release it with the animations only as a sort of "lost piece of film history". The result is like taking a souffle out of the oven too early. It maintains its shape just long enough for you to recognize what it is before completely collapsing in on itself and becoming an inedible mesh

@theanswerisa3758 4 жыл бұрын

This makes EVERYTHING make more sense, holy frick. Thank you.

@Glassandcandy 4 жыл бұрын

@@theanswerisa3758 No problem, glad you found it helpful. Yeah, essentially this is the equivalent like if Aladin had been stolen so instead of re-doing all the animation they just used story board images to tell the story picture book style lol. No studio would ever receive dailies that look like THIS and keep funding the project as much as they were giving it. The original movie probably looked about on part with your average Dreamworks movie of the time and that was the footage that was getting funding. Honestly I'm hoping some day someone will find the old footage, I'd be curious to see the final product's art design in comparison.

@gappystan4life376 4 жыл бұрын

Wow. You are very smart. Thank you

@Glassandcandy 4 жыл бұрын

@@gappystan4life376 you can actually find an early trailer of the film on youtube. The animation isn't great, even for the time, but it's LEAGUES better than this garbage. It's sort of a shame that this is how it ended up cause even though it would've been a terrible movie regardless, it wouldn't have been an abomination like this if all things had gone as planned lol

@SmokeyEdits 4 жыл бұрын

So, what the fuck is with the theft of the film? I know you say the models and such were taken, was it the actual models themselves or was it more of a close-to-final-edit of the movie? I feel like there's an entire subplot of mismanagement and sabotage here and I desperately want to know the story.

@ProfessorGopher2030 Жыл бұрын

4:58 There's just something about Dex falling out of the sky as stiff as cardboard with triumphant music playing that's just so unironically funny.

@ItsTheVioletQueen Жыл бұрын

6:34 After 9 years I think I finally figured out this joke: Originally called _“Ikes”_ as in _“Icons”_ Jon says he’s calling them _“Jacks”_ Opposite of “on” is “off” *_”Jackoffs”_* He’s calling them jackoffs.

@justin42230 Жыл бұрын

God bless you

@Zylon1338 Жыл бұрын

damn that could actually be it i always found it strange he says hes gonna refer to them as jack... and then he doesnt even do it once

@galiogargoyle6295 4 ай бұрын

The puzzle is finally solved.

@russellramble6479 4 жыл бұрын

15:26 if that’s the moral of the story, shouldn’t all the characters lose

@jenniferdunstan5065 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@gerald4606 3 жыл бұрын

Now that’s a lot of damage!!

@thegamingknight642 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, characters in this movie...WON?

@thegamingknight642 3 жыл бұрын

@@jjb1908 i was making a joke about the movie's overall quality, including the story. Not to mention the box office.

@Firestorm-613 3 жыл бұрын

Sick burn lol

@juneru2 7 жыл бұрын

I like to believe that Jon went to a random shop and asked a cashier to say a line and the cashier was like "ye sounds cool".

@callofabyss 7 жыл бұрын

zigdug *ONE MILLION YEAR*

@ootfan7882 2 жыл бұрын

@@callofabyss *I'll take it!*

@TyStar45 3 жыл бұрын

We need a snyder cut for this movie

@MustafaAli-lb8dq Жыл бұрын

My favourite scene in the movie is the salesman sequence who walks like a lunatic due to bad motion capture. That scene is hilarious.

@Halo2nothing11111 7 жыл бұрын

"Izzat a poop-rat?" lmao every fucking time.

@SlendIGuess 7 жыл бұрын

Halo2nothing11111 *BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH STRANGA DANGA*

@HeroofWind 7 жыл бұрын

Halo2nothing11111 The cousin of the poop spider that haunts PBG

@beanjam42 7 жыл бұрын

"HOLY F*** C*** S***! IZAT A POOP RAT? IZAT A F*** POOP RAT?! One of my favorite Jontron quotes, behind his macnugget ordeal...

@GEEK-fy1dz 7 жыл бұрын

this is so horrible its almost a Stephen king movie...ah ha, its a SHIT WEASEL!

@pay2cusername845 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the “Enough about me, let’s kill you!” Line Is pretty solid

@mastercrow4213 4 жыл бұрын

That the real problem for me. Some of those lines or jokes seemed pretty alright. And the actors were all pretty famous. This could have become a really good movie. Or at least standart.

@krischioney 4 жыл бұрын

The execution of it was just terrible

@raidenakajacktheripper5988 4 жыл бұрын

@@mastercrow4213 I can agree on that. If the animation was a lot better, it could have been quite decent. But instead, they rushed with the animation, which makes it really unenjoyable.

@raidenakajacktheripper5988 4 жыл бұрын

@Andy Gygi Yeah, pretty much.

@soursugar4867 4 жыл бұрын

there was an audio cut halfway through the line so it couldve been better

@zoutzeder5306 Жыл бұрын

Even now 8 years later, this is still gold.

@gabrielarras7815 9 ай бұрын

This is literally the 20th time I've watched this. Older JonTron just never goes out of style

@miroshnikov9278 4 жыл бұрын

When he said "if I had raisin for every time blah blah blah" it reminded me that raisins are lethal to dogs, thus proving the dog was suicidal.

@keeyandameen1688 3 жыл бұрын

No it's is like a person smoking

@jakehague1555 3 жыл бұрын

Not fatal, just toxic

@walterpavloski5792 3 жыл бұрын

The dosage is what matters, if I eat a shit ton of raisins I will die.Humans have a higher tolerance

@Z_Viper08 3 жыл бұрын

I would be too if I was in this crap

@snazzyzsmitty 3 жыл бұрын

He just likes to have a nice rasin to calm his nerves its fiiiiine

@jakeswervo3089 4 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: This wasn’t the first time Charlie Sheen had voiced a dog protagonist in an animated movie. He actually first voiced Charlie Barkin in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2, as well as voicing Charlie in the animated series.

@jonathonparzyck82 4 жыл бұрын

Charlie was played by the late Burt Reynolds

@Funkmeister6604 4 жыл бұрын

Jonathon Parzyck Until the second movie, where he was replaced by Sheen

@mcwildstyle9106 4 жыл бұрын

And there's a difference. All Dogs go to Heaven 2 was a good or may I say great film, while Foodfight is a piece of shit

@Coolartist1110 4 жыл бұрын

He voiced him in 2, not the animated series.

@Sqlslammer 4 жыл бұрын

Kind of a shame that Gordon Freeman died in that movie

@DanielZeal Ай бұрын

This video is 10 years old? Feels like I've been watching it since birth.

@Gameboy_1992 Жыл бұрын

5:44 *"Am I Dead Yet?"*

@TheInkPitOx 21 күн бұрын

AM I DEAD YET?

@mrfreezy7457 5 жыл бұрын

For those commenting about the dog eating raisins: yes, raisins are poisonous to dogs. I'm guessing the intent was to create an allusion to film noir detectives who smoke cigarettes.

@braydenbeauchamp4368 5 жыл бұрын

Oh that's clever

@silverselkie1692 5 жыл бұрын

If that was the intent, why not have him chew on sticks or bones like one would smoke a cigarette

@mrfreezy7457 5 жыл бұрын

@alex purple I agree that would be a more solid allusion visually. However, this movie is an over-budget train wreck, so all obvious logic went out the window.

@jahlian9669 5 жыл бұрын

@@silverselkie1692 Since cigarettes are hazardous to people's health I guess

@catsantos353 5 жыл бұрын

That’s a little *too* smart for this “film”..... they spent too much on little fun creature features like this & forgot to have a functioning plot or movie....

@DeathlyBioShock 7 жыл бұрын

Its not a movie. Its a very long video game cutscene from 1999.

@cj1101 7 жыл бұрын

DeathlyBioShock 1970 actully

@glitchyjoe64 7 жыл бұрын

space invaders - the movie.

@MarakamiSG 6 жыл бұрын

It's longer than MGS4 cutscenes combined.

@odakagimbi2325 5 жыл бұрын

Don't insult video Games cutscenes from 1999 like that.

@narottamcecil1803 3 жыл бұрын

8:41 How I felt when Melman’s face was thrown right at me, taking up the whole screen in the 1st “Madagascar” film.

@bearlykoalafied9821 Ай бұрын

10 years my god

@mochure 9 жыл бұрын

So... let me get this correctly. They have wasted 65 million on this movie, and they still claim that piracy is the reason of their losses?

@JaffaIsCute 9 жыл бұрын

They used 1 million on the movie 30 million was used to pay people to watch the rest was used to cover up the suicides

@caitlynnhatch9254 9 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for Charlie Sheen. You think this movie drove him even a little bit crazy?

@joe579003 9 жыл бұрын

Hikari Minoru Dude loves his crack cocaine. He's in his own world now, we will never know.

@drivingprune112 9 жыл бұрын

Euan Lyall This comment made my day.

@jerm70 9 жыл бұрын

Hikari Minoru According to Charlie Sheen this was the movie that killed his sanity.

@notsoalex 7 жыл бұрын

"This is amazing! How long have you had this?" "One million year." "I'll take it." Good job Jon.

@nativeseneca7181 2 жыл бұрын

8 years this video has been out and i still loss it when Mr. Clean shows up. Sooo underrated.

@firmmilkshake8228 5 жыл бұрын

Budget: $65 million Box office: $73,706 ouch

@AZIONG651 5 жыл бұрын

I know right? Soon as I saw that I just felt that "OOOF"

@luisitobardajibenitez8013 5 жыл бұрын

Tiny profit?

@jahlian9669 5 жыл бұрын

@@luisitobardajibenitez8013 No profit

@ikesc1101 5 жыл бұрын

Luisito Bardaji Benitez negative profit

@luisitobardajibenitez8013 5 жыл бұрын

@@ikesc1101 they made 73 million and spent 65 million, that has to be a profit

@AModerateHue 8 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna take a swim to find that Locket you dropped, Jon

@thorvmoeller 8 жыл бұрын

Found it yet?

@cmdrramenlucc5845 8 жыл бұрын

Oh boy...

@williamsundbaum6652 8 жыл бұрын

+Clorox Bleach can I drink you? c:

@thorvmoeller 8 жыл бұрын

McHaazelnutz Sure.

@firesmenk 8 жыл бұрын

I already found it

@LARenli Жыл бұрын

Back for a nostalgia rush after almost 10 years

@Jayshiver Ай бұрын

I’m willing to bet that in this case, “stolen” actually means “accidentally deleted”. Who on earth would steal an unfinished movie and then just do nothing with it?

@axion9513 3 жыл бұрын

Someone’s gonna find that locket in 30 years, open it up and be like “what the fuck is this horror bull shit”

@lvbboi9 3 жыл бұрын

They'll be sleeping, wake up, look at the corner of their room and see Dex standing in the corner

@razberrydavid539 2 жыл бұрын

Dex with then suffocate them with raisins.

@twinzzlers Жыл бұрын

Oh that's a nice reference

@crab2934 Жыл бұрын

it'll take one million year.

@DragonSpence 7 жыл бұрын

A M I D E A D Y E T ?

@DragonSpence 6 жыл бұрын

Wow we're just gonna right there?

@donk2824 6 жыл бұрын

Not yet sadly

@theCarouselPainter 3 ай бұрын

POV: food fight's review is 10 years old this year....

@thefuntime2302 Ай бұрын

Bro this shit is 10 years old

@melonemann8004 4 жыл бұрын

8:17 probably my favourite reaction from jontron ever

@ootfan7882 4 жыл бұрын

XD is that a *beep* poop rat. XD

@mattway18 4 жыл бұрын

Bad touch, bad touch! STRANGER DANGER!

@mp5k9mm1 4 жыл бұрын

He missed the shit weasel reference from Dreamcatcher.

@confusedaf1112 4 жыл бұрын

Literally no joke when I was watching that part happened a second after I read this.

@BackSpace101 4 жыл бұрын

8:40*

@Frankenbutt99 7 жыл бұрын

Foodfight 2 Foodfight: On Ice Foodfight Goes on Broadway Foodfight the Ride Foodfight (live action) Fight of the Living Food (obligatory zombie sequel) Meal Battle (Chinese ripoff) And worst of all... *food*

@thatoneguy2169 7 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader: NOOOOOooooo...

@kas8ia 7 жыл бұрын

Oobi Woobi Kanoobi Don't forget the special where they save Christmas

@ElderBugGames 7 жыл бұрын

The Chinese Bootleg would probably be better than the original film

@siegiv.1087 7 жыл бұрын

hey Beter Don't forget Food fight:The Ike's join Shrek.

@callofabyss 7 жыл бұрын

hey Beter *GOD FORBID IT LANDS ON BWAY*

@jimmythedragonslayer2291 Жыл бұрын

Jontron videos are like a blanket, a warm fire, and a nice drink.

@eatingsockswithbacon2996 Жыл бұрын

6:56 is me when a new kirby game is released edit: 8:40 he actually gets hit by a tram car after this scene ends

@kaine2557 9 жыл бұрын

Imagine a movie... The worst movie.... Foodemic.

@joseagustincuesta 9 жыл бұрын

Generic Name Here's a bad movie... there's no birds.

@kaine2557 9 жыл бұрын

This bird, with Charlie Sheen's voice.

@darksev.6468 9 жыл бұрын

Birdemic + Foodfight ? ;-; i cri everytiem

@kaine2557 9 жыл бұрын

Sure. Yeah okay. *Sure*

@darksev.6468 9 жыл бұрын

Ima Secrat Ghost Foodemic City. Ghost Shark Foodfight Birdemic Jurassic City

@Forkontheleft 7 жыл бұрын

Seriously, what pisses me off the most about this movie is that raisins are poisonous to dogs and they're all just rolling with it. im no animal rights activist, im no doctor, but that's just blatant stupidity

@LchanOtakudom 7 жыл бұрын

mike jakob Maybe the poison is overruled by Dex being anthropomorphic. Or I'm just putting too much thought into this abomination.

@Forkontheleft 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, maybe; or it could just be.. *_WRONG_*

@LchanOtakudom 7 жыл бұрын

mike jakob ...After much thought, I am more than willing to agree with your idea of it just being WRONG.

@Reesesoulant 7 жыл бұрын

Theres no rules like jon said

@BenWoodman935 7 жыл бұрын

my dog eats raisins

@scarletcrusader5431 Жыл бұрын

Man I remember watching this back when it came out, I always used to binge this, birdemic, and a few others all the time. Ah middle school, how I miss you

@St0lenS0ulz Жыл бұрын

8:41 *BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH STRANGER DANGER!* So iconic❤

@gavinlane7459 7 жыл бұрын

As Mr. Peanut would tell you, you can't spell nutrition without nut.

@gavinlane7459 7 жыл бұрын

😏

@shadow_endo 7 жыл бұрын

+Gavin Lane (ScotlandBall) hey aren't you the horse from horsing around?

@strangethingsareafoot4203 7 жыл бұрын

You Can't Spell PREPARED Without Several Letters From The Name PAPYRUS! PAPYRus!

@capncapslock3627 7 жыл бұрын

indeed human

@JLJMGGaming 7 жыл бұрын

Gavin Lane God Undertale fans suck ass

@MondayZi 5 жыл бұрын

13:54 Ary you chocolate? Are you made of chocolate? *REAaLLyY?*

@doctahwahwee4289 5 жыл бұрын

*BAD TOUCH*

@marconisantana4410 5 жыл бұрын

*PERVERTED BAT PERSON WHO IS TURNED ON BY CHOCOLATE*

@margogoralski6294 4 жыл бұрын

*THAT IS SO... SWEET*

@GoIdenbaum 4 жыл бұрын

That "really" tells a very clear message. And that message is that you're going to end up on that guy's fridge if you're not careful.

@Wenis_Prinkle 4 жыл бұрын

when Europeans found Africans

@slightlyistorical1776 2 жыл бұрын

So fun fact about Charlie Sheen: My father is a paramedic in the city LAFD and knows a couple of guys stationed in Beverly Hills. They go on calls where Charlie Sheen ODs on crack and basically revive him once a month. Every time they go on a call he buys their station the most expensive gym/luxury equipment as a thank-you for not letting him die

@popculturegamer6464 11 ай бұрын

Well, that was...nice of him...I guess?

@TheBfutgreg Жыл бұрын

14:49 I unironically love this, it's so silly

@LazyPillow 10 жыл бұрын

forced some friends to watch this movie, they are now prosecuting me.

@Avrazael 10 жыл бұрын

Persecuting?

@Moony1568 10 жыл бұрын

lol

@kattn01 10 жыл бұрын

MultiPrismatic Prosecute: Institute legal proceedings against (a person or organization).

@Avrazael 10 жыл бұрын

boorelius Thank you, I know what the word means. It just seemed like persecuting would been a better fit and I thought maybe he got the words mixed up.

@ScaryShadow818 10 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. LazyPillow, may his soul ever rest in peace...

@barilari36 6 жыл бұрын

And we thought Infinity War was the biggest cross over event

@DapperArbiter 5 жыл бұрын

Lol I am dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DecaafTweakin 5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Smash Ultimate

@Raf8347 5 жыл бұрын

i thought it was Crash Purple and Spyro Orange :')

@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106 5 жыл бұрын

I never was and it never will be

@joemama_3686 5 жыл бұрын

Maxter Man123 dogs raisins I don’t see anything wrong with that

@andromeda_is_rad Ай бұрын

Happy tenth birthday to the loss of Jon’s sanity

@LazyPirate8 Ай бұрын

Who's here after the food fight documentary is about to blow up

@sreeshnelp 9 жыл бұрын

A budget of...65 MILLION?

@chadwoods9540 9 жыл бұрын

HOW?!?!?!?!?

@Fireflysinthegrass 9 жыл бұрын

It's called money laundering.

@AnakinTheWeird 9 жыл бұрын

How do you think they got such big time actors/popular food brands to say yes to such a horrible script?

@drewwiseman3901 9 жыл бұрын

6.5 million

@Adsknitter 9 жыл бұрын

65 likes

@ps2abbachio137 5 жыл бұрын

FoodFight makes The Emoji Movie look like a Masterpiece.

@thelaughingjester4275 5 жыл бұрын

Why does everybody hate the emoji movie I think it's at least decent and it's still good

@sodacrush3052 5 жыл бұрын

@@thelaughingjester4275 product placement, so,, "trendy" that its just a giant r/fellowkids post, and bad jokes

@sodacrush3052 4 жыл бұрын

@Skull Killer yes, that's the worst part.

@hansruhlmann454 4 жыл бұрын

@cheesy savage The Emoji Movie did at least have a pretty decent animation.

@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710 4 жыл бұрын

@@thelaughingjester4275 it's boring

@JonahSMoonRiver 4 ай бұрын

i still go back and watch old jontron videos to feel something

@TheKrensada 2 жыл бұрын

That part where she unplugs the TV and then the plug flys back into the socket had me laughing for five minutes. JonTron is the best.

@helioskitty9328 9 жыл бұрын

Raisins are actually one of the worst things you could give a dog. It can literally kill them. DO RESEARCH, MOVIE MAKERS.

@Frodudus 9 жыл бұрын

Ducks can actually choke on bread. DO YOUR RESEARCH WRITERS OF BREADWINNERS.

@pug9431 9 жыл бұрын

ChocoPopcorn Anything that can choke can choke on bred, therefore your statement is negligible.

@Frodudus 9 жыл бұрын

Jacob Butchko What I mean is, it's kind of an animal stereotype, for lack of a better word.

@shanehiggers 9 жыл бұрын

Really? shit, i forgot to die.

@Itsmebaileyc 9 жыл бұрын

My guess is the writers were trying be ironic or something like that. didn't really work in their favor.

@coconutrice6940 7 жыл бұрын

Jon forgot about the part where everyone sings the fucking French national anthem. Not kidding. Late edit: Yeah, I know it was meant to be a Casablanca reference, but it just sorta happens without any warning. It seems kinda out of place for a kids movie. You know, it didn't really cross my mind, but was this ever meant to be a kids movie? Casablanca references, tons of innuendos, lots and lots of weird fetish fuel. Good God, it's a wonder this thing even exists.

@PuffyOne1898 7 жыл бұрын

And the obvious Jewish stereotype character

@peteranderson5296 7 жыл бұрын

Dr. Si Nustrix?

@GabrielAKAFinn 7 жыл бұрын

OY VEY

@alexaymami9674 7 жыл бұрын

Slappa_Donkee ive seen that shit

@nemesis041 7 жыл бұрын

Slappa_Donkee I must find this movie to learn the truth. I know a friend who owns Birdemic, so he *must* have this one too!

@burninsherman1037 2 жыл бұрын

I think I must be the only person who remembers seeing promotional material for foodfight back during its original release schedule. Remember it being in the upcoming movies section of a movie gallery pamphlet way back in the day.

@DustinOffAClassic 2 жыл бұрын

The raisin thing is because raisins are toxic to dogs, and detectives in movies are often depicted as chain smokers (raisins being the analogue for cigarettes).

@killedcatharsis1979 5 жыл бұрын

...Okay, somewhere out there in that river is a locket with a picture of Dex Dogtective in it. And I *need* to have it.

@hashidraws 5 жыл бұрын

I'll deadass go look for it rn and keep it.

@OMartinez91 5 жыл бұрын

Would be funny if in the future they find the locket and archeologists are perplexed at the picture of a dog person in it

@southpaw117 5 жыл бұрын

I doubt it was actually dropped in the water.

@MrEyes-xh4bb 5 жыл бұрын

i'm getting a faint scent of *_odd1sout reference_*

@MrEyes-xh4bb 5 жыл бұрын

booper08 okay calm down buster

@xxTC-96xx 7 жыл бұрын

I never noticed before (then again I try not too look too closely at the "animation" ) but their eyes don't move....they blink (sometimes) but their eyes don't move around at all aside from Pooprat's.....they're like zombies...

@darkmaster4535 6 жыл бұрын

TheCoolperson1996 Pooprat is the only one whose face has any expression, strangely.

@thejamman4070 6 жыл бұрын

Costco Hot Dogs I bet it was the only part of the original movie that wasn’t stolen.

@benhur6211 6 жыл бұрын

The Jam Man I can’t even imagine why anyone would steal the footage, except maybe in an attempt to save us all...

@ECAnimations 2 жыл бұрын

The facial animators didn't even try. That's just plain lazy.

@LetsPlayKradnium 29 күн бұрын

10 years ago huh......

@0-_X.E.N.O.N_-0 Жыл бұрын

I actually found a whole wiki of what had remained of the original version. They were mainly animation reels that featured various works from people who also worked on this movie, but the quality of the animations and models is drastically different from the ones in the remade version. The animations originally were a lot more cartoonish, and attention to detail was better. There was actually a pretty decent effort put into the original. Not sure if the original would have been successful either, but looking at what remains of it, it definitely seems like it would have done a bit better.