“Only a *small percentage* of you are actually subscribed” Shows that the majority of viewers are subscribed

I see Carson doing the “small percentage of people are actually subscribed” trick. If my studies are correct, he should hit 15 million subscribers today because of it

“I go to chunky cheese on my birthday and play the Mario kart machine while mommy and daddy order me my pizza. The rat comes with the pizza, he is repulsive. I cry because of the pizza rat. The pizza rat is big. His body is a rotting corpse. I cry because of the pizza rat and my parents are oblivious as to why.”

"You know what unlimited means?" *"Six and above"*

"A Small Percentage of People are Subscribed" *Subscribed: 57.3%* carson's fanbase is so loyal

“The rat comes with the pizza” is such a powerful statement

"Guys, guys don't clip that" *Carson clips that himself*

Yo how is this monitized when he's walking with a dumptruck like that.

Carson in the hotel felt like a early 2010s KZfaqrs webcam

Why does Ted speak in bold letters

In Massachusetts we pronounce the world children like “mistakes”.

Carson takes things that are not funny, and still makes everyone laugh. This man is a *classic*

Are we just gonna ignore that junkyjanker call Carson a “spincel” in the chat at 1:20

The according to “KZfaq statistics...” part got me good

that clip where he was crying after hitting his head on the mic went on for so much longer than it did in this video. he was sobbing for a good 5 minutes and i genuinely thought he was bipolar when he just stopped crying with a flick of a switch

14:18 I'm kinda glad this was muted bc it just made it that much more hilarious

This is like the X-Men timeline all over again

How does this entire group just have an unbelievable amount of knowledge about things that don't exist?

“callmecarson thicc” already is a popular search term. you talk about it like it doesn’t exist yet.

“His body is a rotting corpse” “He speaks of treasure in his changing room” OH NO

Because Carson didn’t upload this video, we missed out on CallMeCarson’s Thick Compilation Goddamn it Carson

When I hear ted talk it sounds like he left the caps lock on

“Do you know what unlimited means Travis?” “6 and above “

Nobody: Carson when he spun around: 🎂 🎂

Seeing Carson bang his head against his mic and proceed to cry without sound is the funniest thing I've seen all day. It's like I was watching a silent movie lmao what a classic

the pizza rat bit was one of my favourite smplive bits and im so happy i get to experience it again

I like how in the editing Carson told josh just “chunky cheese bread” then in the next clip josh is there like he was summoned

Carson: *has a literal mental break down* Carson: “what a classic”

"He speaks of treasure in his changing room" Underrated joke

It's crazy how these clips are so memorable to me yet they have only now seen the light of KZfaq.

Man I forgot how funny this shit is. What a classic

I'm not getting over "Sloppy cereal boy"

i can hear Ted's expressions when he talks and I don't know how to feel about this

Imagine peacefully sleeping and hearing someone saying “a small percentage of people are subbed” in the hotel room next to you edit: the percentage tactic has earned him 400,000 subscribers in the past 4 hours, WOW

10:30 idk why the stern ‘shut up’ made me crack up lol

Hey Carson, You probably wont see this, but some of these older SMPLive videos really take me back. To before the quarantine, to before the riots, to when I wasn't worried if I was gonna get the coronavirus by going to school. This video, I was there live watching parts of it. It helped me laugh back then, when I was worried about school, and frankly just stressed out about life. I guess it did the same now, took me away from the mundane reality of things. I want to thank you, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for bringing joy to an empty heart, waiting for something to bring it happiness.In my final words, thank you Carson, you really have improved my life, even if it was doomed to fail. Please, for the sake of others in my position, dont stop, you may help out people more than you know. With care, Someone who is gone now.

"Jawn" is a Philly thing that means just about anything. also "yurr" in New York mainly

Carson has gotten so good at fake crying that it's hard to tell if he's joking sometimes.

Crazy how this is so nostalgic even though its only been two years.

i got recommended this after everything, i am now sad.

I like how most of the time Carson looks like he's trying too hard to be funny but that's just his personality so it makes it funnier

He hit his head with such a great amount of force, that despite his mic being muted you can hear a pop at 14:34. Truly magnificent!

"please dont make callmecarson thicc a popular search guys" me: *searches up callmecarson* youtube: callmecarson thicc

I remember I did a thing similar to Josh's chunky cheese rat story, once I went on the stage with the animatronic and positioned myself directly below the hand of the animatronic being lowered and raised so I could say that Chucky cheese patted me on the head and it hurt a lot more than I expected and I just broke down and started crying

I don’t know why but Carson looks like an Owen

0:20 POV: You're the wii games behind the glass door

Carson come back, we've ran out of material for Carson thick compilations

looks like he wasnt such an incel after all

Carson’s laugh sounds like lagging in discord in real life

Wasn't paying attention and at 6:30 I just heard Ted saying, "Who the Hell is Alex" and they proceed to mock me. Bruh

ahhhhh simpler times

What a classic

Carson is a human embodiment of a tomato when he laughs

I like how Carson's intro was just a massive dig at Dream.

This is the beginning of the.

I can only imagine what sound would’ve bee made from Carson smacking his face into his mic while sneezing

Carson: "I'll be your sloppy cereal boy Ted" *Ad plays:* _"This cup may look small, but it comes from a small business"_ I can conclude Ted is a sub cup of cram

"The rat comes with the pizza. I am scared of the pizza rat. His body is a rotting corpse." "Five Nights At Freddy's" "Children go missing at Chuckie Cheese's" "Workers report strange movements coming from animatronics" *IT BEGINS.*

I just imagine traves screaming at Chucky cheese but he's not scared he's just screaming for no reason

Jesus this was when he was building “The”, man that feels like so long ago

I love how after Carson sneezed he immediately burted into tears

That one bit at 15:00 had so many people genuinely concerned for him, he made it so real.

14:18 is just... this is what makes the world go around

i don’t think i have ever laughed harder than when i laughed at carson silently fake sneezing and slamming his head into his mic

The only forgotten Minecraft moment is my soul.

I feel like carson purposely didn't upload these videos just so that he had something to upload when he's unable to create more content for a certain amount of time

Carson breaking down and then being like "what a classic" is me

13:36 I’m at 1080p60 and Carson still looks like he’s dying

Carson, the Dream stans will be coming after you, oh no

4:12 the fact no one had the information to respond to "wait whats the bottom" with "you." is so sad

What the hell is the Imallexx accent? it sounds like a Scottish man gargling water 6:24

4:52 this section had me in tears. “The rat comes with the pizza” “I cry because of the pizza rat”

4:09 so we not gonna talk about that noise traves made?

smp live man such an era

”Ima put curse of binding on ur face” “Ur neva gonna grow”

I genuinely miss SMPLive, It was fun while it lasted

What a classic...

Every time I watch this video, there’s a point where it zooms in on the face cam and the bit rate makes him look like he’s evaporating.

“You’re such a theatre kid” “me?” “Yeah”

"Verbal diarrhea" is such a Ted thing to sing at someone.

Hello, i too sorted by new

it's too late the second recommendation is "callmecarson thicc" and we're all happy

2:06 lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

I’m listening to Carson’s body fluids at one in the morning

I miss SMP live but I'm so happy to see all the streamers involved with it moving on and doing their own thing, this is such a great group of people

When I hear “persona” my mind automatically defaults to something else, so hearing “his persona, chunky cheese rat” graced me with a much different, albeit interesting mental image.

6:20 who said “he is immortal and ever lasting” and who said “he is” Josh and Cooper sound so similar to me I have no clue

Someone needs to make Carson spinning around for ten hours

I was eating when he started making the bodily fluid noises

I miss this

I didn't hear the noise that James did to spook Carson at first, so the entirety of that clip I was incredibly confused

CallMeCarson’s KZfaq content is like anti-depressants but better.

i love how at 4:19 travis goes "bottoms up when i first met you"

The exchange going on between Junky and Ted in the game chat at 1:24 is hilarious

Things people say on the east coast but not the west? "Hey, let's go to Wawa."

"everything that comes out, verbal diarrhea"

coming back after listening to Chuckle Sandwich already knowing all about Massachusetts and their "rotaries"

“He speaks of treasure in the changing room...” *ITS BEEN SO LOOOOOONG*

13:30 carson coming out of the 4 bit realm to deliver a classic joke

Anyone else: "Bless You" Coop: "shut up"