Unfunny Defibrillator fun facts! -Many buildings & public venues have an AED case mounted on a wall somewhere. *It's a defibrillator that anyone can use* ; as soon as you turn it on, it'll play recorded instructions. The shock pads are sticky, so you can keep on thumpin' (except during heart rhythm analysis, but the AED will tell you). AED = Automated External Defibrillator. -You can (and should) start chest compressions before looking for an AED, though. Ideally, yell for someone else to call for help and go find the AED while you work. -The bit about yelling "CLEAR" before every shock is accurate and super important. Your knees should be touching the patient while you perform CPR. Be sure you back all the way off, or the shock can heck you all the way up. (Likewise, if you have the AED, be aware that some folks won't want to break contact with the patient; make sure they do before pushing the shock button.) -Current CPR guidelines don't require mouth-to-mouth. The main event is forcing the patient's blood to keep circulating. You can get your own pocket mask/barrier for rescue breathing if you want to, or even a Bag Valve Mask, which lets you push air into the lungs without putting your mouth on anybody. 2 breaths to every 30 compressions. 100-120 Beats Per Minute. -If you can talk or do anything else while performing CPR, then you probably need to CPR harder. Never stop bopping longer than 20 seconds. -Don't feel for a pulse with your thumb. Thumbs are liars. (i.e. you might feel your own thumb's pulse & do a Big Oops™) -Not every heart rhythm is shockable. You may end up slamming that sternum until the ambulance arrives. Keep your hands within the nipple zone.

The best part is how the magic life paddles appear out of nowhere whenever they need to be called upon.

So its just a seriously unqualified guy with actual magical life reviving chest paddles

The "It only works if the patient is dead" followed by an immediate gunshot and then instant revival is just perfection

As a nursing student, "the heart machine is like eeeeee" got me real good

"Sometimes to save a life, you need to take one" -Doc

when necromancers use fancy instruments to pretend they're not using magic

Okay, but no one is talking about how smoothly the assistant took this. He saw this dude ressurect a guy from death, and instead of going "we need to study it" he went "we can use this to help people". A+ on his part

TF2 Medic: _shoots a goddamn crossbow into your eye socket, heals you instantly_

"You will buddy, you will." (Low voice) "He'll be dead in a week." "What?" Poor kid

Random soldier: *takes direct tank shell to the face Medic: “He’ll live”

0:23 nobody: The captions: (heart monitor goes from one long sad beep to many small happy beeps)

“You see, they have to be dead.” *Bang* “What?” “Billy!” “Clear.” “Mom!” “Billy!” “What the f**k” Oh my fucking god it’s so deadpan and simple and yet this is hilarious

"Took you long enough" In these videos there's always an unexpectedly simple line that makes me laugh, kudos

"took you long enough" as the guy who plays medic just about every game, I felt that.

I was hoping that for Billy they'd just have the doctor full force chuck a medkit at him, but yours was better

Imagine spending three years learning medicine just for this guy to roll up and do this

That "I don't do astrology" line got me good.

I sobbed uncontrollably when the kid just wanted to dab but couldn’t, life is so unfair

This heavily feels like a Fallout game... Like someone just spent their skill points on Charisma and Healing so he just became a Doctor in like an hour and just suddenly started to work miracles...

I'm dying. The dude's character is perfect.

"This is billy. He has stage four terminal cancer." "I don't do astrology."

“The heart machine is like *eeeeee* “ “That’s bad.”

2:21, the guy saying wtf is literally me everyday

That last one was just killing your 1 hp teammate to revive them at 25

I love how he shoots them then immediately revives him, making the bloodstain disappear as well.

*Shoots and then revives* This is an actual strat in some games lmaoo

This is some of the most amazing content on the platform. The animation style is unique and it matches the sillyness of the animation to perfection, that makes it a 15/10

When you watch it again, know the jokes, and they still hit. Masterpiece.

patient turnaround would be a lot faster if he fully charged the paddles.

I remember playing BF4 with a friend once, he only had the paddles and not the medic kit so when someone ran up and kept yelling for a medic, he shot them straight in the head and revived them to full health. The guy said thanks and ran off. Best moment ever.

That was the most heart wrenching dab I have ever seen.

A true masterpiece of cinema. Having been a medic (in battlefield 1 and 5) I can tell you that a syringe works just as well

FPS Medica be like: “I didn’t give you permission to die! Now take your blown intestines and ripped off head and move it!”

Back when BF3 launched you were able to kill your own teammates, lose like 50 points and then revive them again for 200 points or something. Easy XP grinding.

"What do you mean?" "Well, they have to be dead." This line got me

You just warmed the hearts of paramedics everywhere. Extra extra kudos for the BLS instructions in the comments. That kind of stuff could quite literally save a life.

Remember: Switching to your heal skill is faster than Reviving

RPG Logic, character lose all status conditions when dead. So rather than bringing like 10 different antidotes, just bring a gun and revive potion

I feel proud that I actually could understand the diagnoses

- What's his prognosis? - He's dead - Don't give me that fancy medical jargon.

“Doctor this man broke both of his legs, the bones are shattered and his left arm has been cut off!” “Say no more.” Fuckin tosses a small medkit at him

i love how he just pulls the gun without even looking at the child because he knows the child can't dodge.

This reminds me of the VLC Player's Cartoon/ Outline effect, but has a weird yet mesmerizing flowing effect to it instead of a grainy line effect.

Fun fact: I’m studying Medicine rn and the first situation is completely plausible. Ventricular Tachycardia (VT) is a shockable rhythm so we would defib while someone is experiencing a cardiac arrest due to VT. I love this channel so much

I love how Joel Haver spawned a whole new generation of animated comics authors with his tutorial... Brilliant!

1:17 He charged up the Defibrillator which 100% means he’s revived with full health this guy is 100% a certified medic since many other battlefield medics don’t charge the defibrillator leaving you only at 20-30% health out of 100...

That was golden. Now, i wanna see more!

This is gold - great writing. You've really got the Haver effect dialed in, too.

As a nurse, i can confirm that this is exactly how we cure every single patient.

"I told you not use that slang" had me ded 😂

The fact this has Battlefield: Bad Company 2 listed as the category by KZfaq is just absolute perfection, it checks out

“Say it. Say the magic word.” “Kept you waiting, huh?”

"Prognosis" is fine to use since it just means what is likely to happen due to the medical issue. "Oh this man looks sick. Prognosis?" "Because of his ligma, there's a good chance that he will ligma balls".

The last "Mommy" got me cracking up. Very fun skit overall

fun fact: a while ago me and my fiends were wondering if the defibrillator was alarmed at our high school, the janitor overheard and opened the case without an alarm going off. "battery must be dead"

Thanks to the medics and supports who actually play their role and just know I love you

When the 8-INT character has the most powerful artifact.

That a calmest mom I ever seen

Was half expecting him to jam a hypo in somebody’s chest for 5 seconds to mix it up.

I like how the defibrillator shock always goes into the legs/crotch. It doesn’t matter where, as long as the collision boxes collide.

If a kid said that in a voice chat the medic would stop healing him and say "Don't worry Billy I will dab over your grave" Any medic knows that healing teammates is not the hard part of the job. Seeing what they are doing is.

1:57 "He'll be dead in a week" 20 seconds later: The prophecy foretold.

This is like the bf4 defibs where you can revive somone who just had a tank shell pass through their chest, reducing them to a mere paste.

Mans just uncovered the secret from the same guys in the game respawning millions of times

When he shot and revived the kid, gave me a real rainbow vibe when you bust your teammates kneecaps, then revive them

I was playing Gates of hell: Ostfront yesterday, where a soldier got hit by an anti-tank shell center mass. The critical position he was serving was no longer whole. But thankfully, I had a medic in a trench may be halfway across the map. By the time the medic showed up, my soldier's life meter had started to flash. But the godly powers of the medic, he administered CPR while under fire and revived the previously maimed unit. Love video game medics, may their efforts not be forgotten.

I just love how he shouts "clear" everytime he's doing magic

He died by an Armor Piercing High Explosive shell. hes body exploded

Interestingly, ventricular tachycardia is one of the shockable rhythms so that would actually work well. However, flatlining or asystole is not a shockable rhythm even though TV and movies love to use it for dramatic effect. Instead you would administer epinephrine every 3-5 min and start CPR while running a troubleshooting checklist of underlying problems.

These videos are always funny, great work man

This is good stuff and I'm glad the animation style is becoming a genre.

This is how I used to roleplay as a doctor when I was little. Glad to see that someone has made that memory funnier

Need you to make "fps engineers be like" Welding a bike to fix it, welding a burning engine to fix it, welding a burning wooden thing to fix it and welding single a piece of scrap metal into a tank

I originally dismissed this for being similar to Joel Haver’s stuff, but this was really funny and original. Very well done! You’ve earnt a subscription. Can’t wait to see more of your stuff. I loved the video game speedrunning videos too!

This is my favorite video you made.

I love it when I completely fragment somebody's skull into a 50 meter radius spread with a tank shell only to sees a medic instantly reviving the guy with a defibrillator who then throws a medkit to his freshly generated face and the dude just walks it off. "Just a scratch soldier!"

I love how you can vaporize someone with q 30mm Cannon burst at 6000rds/m and electricute them back to being a soldier fit for combat

The Bad Company 2 channel being linked in the description via one of those official looking KZfaq tiles is a really nice comedic touch

You missed some others: Throw a med pack into the middle of a ward or the waiting area to heal everyone within an 8ft radius! Pull out a fully primed syringe and “inject” it somewhere on the patients body (the needle doesn’t necessarily have to touch the patient) Hold a bandage in one hand and draw a circle in the air with it to heal _any_ wound!

Found this hilarious after rounding on patients today. However, I feel as though I'd lose my job if I adopted your treatment plan.

The Joel Haver animation style is my FAVORITE keep the vids comin'!

Thanks! I love the writing, and the animation!

I love how the first guys heart is ün the rigth rhythm once his heart started

FPS medics actually be like: "oh this guy needs reviving?" *Keeps running directly into enemy fire with 10 downed teammates behind him*

deadass be like: soldier: “ahh shit Im shot” medic: *throws med bag at his fat face* soldier: “thanks doc”

Was expecting the bike guy to wake up screaming in pain and agony from the severity of the injuries

Thank you for that ending. Im crying I can't breath.

I love that even defibrillation of a flatlined patient is the wrong thing to do.

Seems like Joel opened the door for some really interesting content on this platform

The only video on KZfaq I've re-watched many times and still got the same smile from every time. Thank you

Just the absolute best I like the smile that the doctor has on all the time like full confidence radiating

1:39 "please, I don't do astrology." That line killed me lmao, thankfully the doctor is here to revive me.

*"And that's how I lost my medical license"* - Medic

According to some games, you can heal serious injuries by eating food or in some rare cases by sleeping, AKA the Dr. Gamsävé method. That's a curious case for the medical journals.

I wanted the car crash guy to wake up and just SCREAM

This is 10x better in Historical FPS games where they have Magic Reviving Needles in WW1/2

I like how he still says prognosis after the first time

Every medic in battlefield should learn from this and take notes

That was such a beautiful heartwarming story.