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FREAKBAiT News: The Poop Knife

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Күн бұрын

Lorenz Peter Elfred Freuchen stood at 6'7" with a peg leg, wore a polar bear fur coat, and had a beast of a beard. He once rode a dogsled 1,000 kilometers across the Greenland ice cap, killed a wolf with his bare hands, and amputated his own gangrenous toes with pliers and no anesthesia. He was an active anti-fascist during WW2, and even escaped a Nazi prison and death warrant during the height of the third reich. Freuchen was an accomplished author, adventurer, lecturer, film consultant, scriptwriter, and the fifth person to win the jackpot on the TV game show The $64,000 Question. He even played the villain in a movie loosely based on his autobiography, the Vagrant Viking, and it went on to won an Oscar. Freuchen was truly a larger than life individual.

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@SNAKGEAR
@SNAKGEAR Жыл бұрын
Freakbait news,this is the only news I trust
@pipebombpete.6861
@pipebombpete.6861 Жыл бұрын
I prefer the term shit shiv
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Жыл бұрын
how about dookie dagger?
@Poopyheadhehe
@Poopyheadhehe Жыл бұрын
Log Lance
@heyepicgamers
@heyepicgamers Жыл бұрын
shat stabber
@gabemobley3851
@gabemobley3851 Жыл бұрын
Crap cleaver
@will_danz
@will_danz Жыл бұрын
Can't say I'm the first to think this thought, but stool tool
@williamdavis1194
@williamdavis1194 Жыл бұрын
The stool tool 😂
@wiktorbabula6718
@wiktorbabula6718 Жыл бұрын
that really was a shitty weapon
@seaI.
@seaI. Ай бұрын
Like 2 months ago, I had to create a project in my TV Production class about an old TV show, and I was given The $64,000 Question, and I put Peter Freuchen in my presentation, as he was a winner of the game show. Just felt like leaving this comment, because I just felt it was weird, since he was such a random person and it felt strange hearing his name again...
@AndGoatz04
@AndGoatz04 Жыл бұрын
sometimes you cut your shit out, sometimes your shit cuts out
@jayoakes6522
@jayoakes6522 Жыл бұрын
My gosh, I love this guy. You better keep coming cause I'm farming out daily missions to local friends.
@mohammedsuliman8604
@mohammedsuliman8604 Жыл бұрын
Motivational + a poop joke=freakbait video
@daiyadoggo
@daiyadoggo 12 күн бұрын
This isn't the first time I've heard of a poop knife in cold conditions
@OohRandg
@OohRandg 11 ай бұрын
THE REAL HOLY CRAP THAT SAVES LIFE
@VaporRonin
@VaporRonin Жыл бұрын
Damn, who would've thought
@user-qj3mu5kd8r
@user-qj3mu5kd8r Ай бұрын
holy CRAP his brain was SHARP
@dagamer9019
@dagamer9019 Жыл бұрын
Wow I really love ur videos and content, very well made and the quality is absurdly good keep it going
@jakkufurosto
@jakkufurosto Жыл бұрын
If he can have a poop knife, can I have a piss knife?
@toastychrunch
@toastychrunch Жыл бұрын
Lets try that out
@pipebombpete.6861
@pipebombpete.6861 Жыл бұрын
Piss is mostly water,water when frozen is ice,ice is heavy,heavy things are good at smashing,ergo piss mace.
@will_danz
@will_danz Жыл бұрын
piss pike, stool tool, shit shank, poop pitchfork, excrement eunjangdo, crap crook, semen sengese, splooj spear, jizz jimpul, cum cudgel, bile billao, barf bardiche, sweat sword, vomit vechevoral, booger bayonett, mucus machete, saliva sabre, spit spatha, drool dirk, tear tepoztopilli... and now I'll never have to think of another alliteration for bodily waste blades ever again
@KaaneDragonShinobi
@KaaneDragonShinobi Ай бұрын
Us humans can definitely come up with some weird shit.
@mutatedneonreptile4625
@mutatedneonreptile4625 Жыл бұрын
The Shitsicle
@montymontgomeri
@montymontgomeri Жыл бұрын
This is quality content.
@gaboisgabo
@gaboisgabo Жыл бұрын
Real
@annttt
@annttt Жыл бұрын
@dacousinscousin
@dacousinscousin Ай бұрын
whats the song called? (love ur channel btw)
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
This song is called The Poop Knife by Mookielaka.
@dacousinscousin
@dacousinscousin Ай бұрын
@@FREAKBAiT thanks!
@dacousinscousin
@dacousinscousin Ай бұрын
​@@FREAKBAiT hey,im having trouble finding the video is it possible to link it in the comments or discription?
@JesusChristpraisethelord
@JesusChristpraisethelord Ай бұрын
Y’all think freuchen was fuckin?
@ze_glitchy_gamer7629
@ze_glitchy_gamer7629 Жыл бұрын
Im sorry what
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