Where were we? Oh, yes, *_UNLIMITED POWER!!!!_* 0:47 *bzt* 1:21 Baradun rolls Athletics to run away while in net 2:00 Bob attacks the net! 2:36 Ben's first official 1, but it's on a d4, so not as bad/funny 2:52 Bob is free! 2:57 Ben -nose- knows 3:20 "You're gonna die! When it gets to my turn again" 3:37 Bodger rolls to *smash!* 3:49 ....with Disadvantage, because of the net 3:58-4:06 Bodger successfully attacks Bodger 4:20 Translation: "You guys are squishy & weak!" 4:30 Despite all my Rage, I'm still just a man in a net 4:38-4:46 "What would the Epic NPC Man do?" *runs away* 4:56 Just to clarify how bad our situation looks 5:35 Pretend this goblin is a frog man 5:43 Frog Man Baddie #3 attacks Baelin 5:55 *NOT BAELIN!* 6:02 What did Bodger just say?! 6:23 Bodger rolls Athletics to break free 7:04 Brief heart attack 7:17-7:22 "Ya can't budge a Bodger!" 7:35 Baradun rolls Acrobatics to not be dragged into the lake 8:03 I wonder if this is karma for all the times he turned people into frogs.... 8:27 Don't come in! It's bad enough the Watcher does it! 8:47 Greg rolls Athletics to keep Frog Man out 8:51 Baradun declines attacking to instead Disguise Self with seaweed 9:41-10:52 Is it too late to talk this out? 10:54 Baradun rolls Deception for pretending to be a Frog Man (Disadvantage)11:02 Bob dual-attacks Frog Man! 11:44 Ben rolls a 1 on a d6. Get used to that number, Ben 11:59 Bob's bloodlust kicks in 12:32-13:13 Bodger RAGE! 13:18 "I WANNA ROLL THIS NET AWAY FROM ME!" *rolls dice* "Six." 13:29-13:40 Bodger calls his shot 14:00 Greg finds a weapon! 14:40 Greg's a spellcaster, who knew? 15:03 Ray of Frost makes a frogsicle 15:11 I know my party needs me, but BAELIN COMES FIRST! 15:35 Frog Men are 4/4 for Restraining adventurers 16:04 Rob rolls a Nat 1 to finish off Baelin, meaning VLDL will *not* have to rewrite Baelin's Route from the beginning! 16:48 "Morning'! Nice day for missing, isn't it? Hu ha!" 16:52 "What's your armor class?" "My armor class is thir-" "NATURAL 20!" 17:11 Despite all my Rage, I'm still- *goddamn it!* " 17:18 What does Bodger think this is? 17:43-17:48 "Ribbitt, right?" (still can't believe that worked) 17:52 "This is not going well", aka Greg is in a net of his own 18:26 Baradun casts Magic Missile to help Greg in a surprising display of generosity 20:23 Kill Steal! Bob objects to being covered in an enemy's guts (give it time) 21:00 Wild Surge Check 21:50 Former High Sorcerer Baradun hides in the bushes 22:09 Bob stabs a Frog in the face 22:47 Ben rolls another 1 on the d6 (I wonder if you might be cursed?) 23:00 Ben rolls a 1 on the d4 (yep, welcome to the Van Lier Dice Curse) 23:18-24:01 *Bodgers sighs* 24:09-24:25

Plot twist: Baelin is always fishing because he knew about the frogmen. He's trying to protect Honeywood, he just doesn't have the words to express it. He's the hero we deserve but not the one we need right now.

Greg: "I am a garlic farmer! I am not equipped to deal with this!" Frogman: "Skip." Greg: *snap*

I so want Greg to weaponize his garlic. "I crush the garlic in my hand, feel it's power course through me, and then I strike with my garlic-infused fist!" "I shove my garlic into the monster's mouth!" "I bite down on my garlic and enter the Rage of the Farmer!"

I like how everyone was mortified when Baelin got attacked.

Frog: Breaks down door Greg: Hello Adventurer. My sheep have run amok.

Rob desperately trying to wrangle the boys to focus is what makes this entire series

"My half brother!" Oooh. A tidbit of lore for breakfast, how nice.

i love how sadistic ben's character was. its like he purposely deal as minimum damage as possible just to torture his enemies, and love his voice too!

Rob is an amazing DM. Not even considering how well he rolls with their chaotic comedy without losing the thread, just look at his face when he imitates a frogman staring at Greg, and his stabbing movements when the non-adventurers attack. He's having so much fun with it. And that's just this episode, I mean in others he does amazing accents and stuff as well. Truly, a fantastic DM.

Ben keeps his daggers nice and rusty for that extra tetanus damage

Baelin was faking it, he is actually the most powerful being in the multiverse hahaha

I love level 1 combat, it’s hilarious. It’s like slap fighting.

8:38 - Baradun: I ALLOW IT. Frog thing :No, I'm doing it of my own free will. Baradun: Of course you are. (I ALLOW IT).

He got hit by nets so much he isn't even mad anymore. Just disappointed.

3:00 "That was a *net* loss for you .... LMAO

the moment Baradun ran into the bushes he should've been like "PORTAL AWAY!!" and then ran into the bushes XD

After watching baelins route I have full confidence baelin is more than capable of taking care of himself

"Can I run into my house and lock the door?" Greg: Honeywood's master of Coward Fu =)

I didn't expect having tears of laughter in my eyes, but guys, this is awesome. Also the "cutscenes" are making this fresh. Amazing job! Cheers from Czech Republic!

A) Why was everyone so worried about baelin? He once took out two adventurers with a fishing route... B) Baradun stole bob's kill, not cool

*"You Can't Badger, A Bodger"* ....HAHAHA

Bodger's hissy fit of the net being put back on is hilarious.

16:33 - I support you, Garlic Farmer. That guy's only a fisherman, and needs bailin' out when he's in trouble.

Baradun: *casts Hideous Laughter* "Hey frog person!" Frog person: *ribbit* Baradun: "How do you make holy water?" Frog person: *ribbit* Baradun: "Boil the hell out of it."

The green screen scenes really make this the best D&D ever 😂

I loved that pun! "That was a net loss for you, wasn't it? Frogs."

Ben is the best thing that happened to vivaladirtleague! The 4 together are so funny!

Baelin needs to start attacking with his fishing rod

The idea of Greg whapping a giant frog over the head with a trowel had me laughing way too hard.

The small character clip in between is just pure gold.

"That was a net loss for you ... frogs."

PLS DONT STOP THIS. I am in love and have been begging for this.

They should realy make the episodes longer

Rowan is related to the 'Good morning, nice day for fishing, arent it? Haha' guy :O Holy moly. How did I never see it

I am intrigued as to what Greg's character class is! Spell casting Shop keeper - awesome!

That was amazing!!!! I never imagined that a level one fight could be so damn entertaining. Everyone's skits made me laugh so hard. And my respect for Rob keeps growing. The may he mimes those frogmen is so good. I genuinely love everyone who is a part of this! I'm eagerly looking forward to the next part.

I can total picture whats happening in my head because all the other videos you guys made of NPC Man. Pretty Awesome!

This is a great series Greg the garlic farmer for the win.

Why did I think Baelin would be a Tom Bombadil type character? Astronomically powerful in his own demesne but too cheerfully inconsequential to worry or care to defeat the forces of evil.

This DM having to keep these maniacs under control, is the greatest effort of these episodes. It's fun watching them get so excited and ADD and he keeps his calm demeanor and continues telling the events bringing them back into focus. I love it. [:

That was an extremely fast 25 minutes!!!

Absolutely love this series guys, love seeing a DM that is not only fun loving but also patient when his players are having a laugh, really enjoyable to watch.

24:04 - Nice to see Bob was paying attention in his Biology class, when he dissected the frog.

19:46 - Frog people should be tolerable, Bodger. Fish people would be piscine me off more.

"Ma Half brother!" "Makes sense actually, I can see the resemblance" i died lol

So far the most relatable bit is that, even in the fancy set, on the show, The dm still doesn't have enough minis.

Baradum being nerfed to level 1and still missiling two frogs out in one attack

Guys I am not joking now. If Bealin dies the entire upcomming series of Bealins Route will be Greg, Bodger, Baradun and Bob desperately trying to bring him back to life just to hear his magnificient sentence one last time.

"He's beginning to believe". LMAO!!

«That was a Net loss for you lads» awsome pun

19:44, "These frog people are really pissing me off." I was expecting Rowan to follow it up with "massive pay-cuts!" Guess I've been a bit Bored lately.

Finally feels like ages waiting for this

"MY HALF BROTHER" 😂😂😂

Its so rude of me to be so impatient for more, but i am! I love these so much and i cant wait for the next ones! Hope you guys just keep playing d and d all the way across azerim! Absolutely loving it, thank you so much.

Rewatching these is almost MORE fun than the first time around! So wild to see Ben rolling high for attacks (but not damage) and Bodger weirdly doing almost nothing. I guess restraining the Tank is a good move!

I never thought Ben would actually the funniest on the little in character transitions. Subscribed!

As soon as the DM mentioned that the net was still whole I knew that Bodger would get caught in it again 😂😂

6:22 Baelin and Bodger being half-brothers is forever cannon, and they STILL haven't said which side of the family Baelin's on 😤 And 8:19 After having that song play at the ending of each ep for so long now (ep 159) it's crazy hearing it during the middle of one. I'm so used to getting sad when it plays that I instinctively have to check the ep isn't over 😆

We need Rob to post videos of him DM-ing other D&D games on his channel.

20:27 Poor guy that made the subtitles

This is absolutely amazing. I watched this part of your adventure at 4 AM, with a big smile on my face. And that smile was still there when I woke up today. You all are wonderful players, be it in the role of PCs or DM. And your table's chemistry is like D&D Reiki for good mood. Thank you! I can't wait to watch the rest of the campaign.

Love that in game skits with Ben :D also poor Bodger stucked in net again :D

I’m addicted to this series. Keep up the great work!

Bodger just being fed up by the nets is the funniest thing. Again love the shorter episodes!

Best DM ever

Just want to vocalise a continued enjoyment of the video length. At this length, I can watch it during work breaks without having to stop start it, forgetting what had previously happened. Please continue at this length!

I live to hear Ben say Outrageous

I’m so glad Ben is playing this time, but of all his characters it should have been the mugger and bodgers raging is hilarious

At some point an enemy is going to skip Greg 1 too many times and he's going to go all evil-Greg on them.

yes another awesome npc dnd episode I love you guys dnd campaigns also big probs to the dungeon master for making this happen!

I'm supriced Baelin didn't try to fight back by swinging his big ass rod (that could barely do damage but its something).

4:40 Bodger using Spartan Rage and kinda failing there

This is the first ever d&d series ive ever watched and i must say im hooked. Why do the episodes come out so slow. I want more T-T

Nice spell, Greg...Baelin, NOOOOOO - got a spear through him and he's still happy to be fishing (lol)...Bodger hits himself - BWAHAHAHA...oh, my sides...can't wait to see what happens next...

I love this series, it's a shame not many people are watching it, but I hope you guys can keep it going!

Baraduns illusion gave me flashbacks to when my friend faked being a nazi commander in a battle against Mecha Himler and was shot at by our -1 intelegence tank

5:19AM here in Texas thanks for uploading was looking for something to keep me up

I'm loving this series so far. You guys are hilarious. I'm also glad that the session is split into half hour videos instead of a single 2hr+ video.

I feel like a lot of people think that turns means that the characters aren't moving at once but VLDL showed me that they are all doing there own thing at the same time

i bursted my drink because of the old episode reference "is the watcher still in my house"

When Baelin got attacked, I had the exact same reaction as everyone at that table 😂

This has got to be some of the best use of the net I've ever seen

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?

Guys, I absolutely love your approach to your own NPCs in a D&D game. So amusing to watch. Keep this idea up! btw greetings from Germany 😁

This was great. I'm still laughing! Looking forward to the next one. Thanks for making my day.

I’m currently re-watching the series after finally watching the other two through while waiting for the next episode. I love the half hour length for watchability. I just wish there were 4 episodes released a week haha

Great work! I love the length of these! Perfect for consuming and I really appreciate the cut-scene skits. Quality over quantity, much appreciated!

Lost it over the nice slow cuts actually teared up thank you lol

Baelin should have been a retired L20 Fighter that burned down and pillaged villages, only to go to Honeywood to escape it all to spend his days fishing.

im watching this videos in 2024 for the first time, enjoying it so much! this content is gold

Thank you. I've been feeling with my depression and it's not going well when I found this and I laughed and smiles the whole time. Thank you so much

So much great lore coming out of this series! "No, my half-brother!"

Love this . you guys need to make npc dnd merch. Dice , dm screen, tiles, world map, and figures

"😃👍 grrrreat" favourite part of the video😂😂

Wow Rob was rolling high this episode.

Love the music playing at 23:30, I recognize it from a Space Engineers series and it's a good one

23:00 "Why a spoon, cousin?" "Because, it's dull you twit: it'll hurt more!"

I've watched a lot of D&D content but never played. This series makes me want to play this game a lot.

I NEED MORE OF THIS