I unironically adore how Ian puts so much effort into every little aspect of his videos, but also randomly skips major steps while cooking (never measures properly) or makes things pointlessly hard on himself (using a whisk as a pestle, which makes crushing those chips about ten times more difficult than it has any right to be, for instance). Just a hilarious, frustrating, bizarre channel. I love it so much.

Ian gets a lot of mileage out of that "plop" soundbite, which I definitely appreciate.

When I was a store manager the Doritos loaded were initially released as a 711 exclusive. They made us do a midnight launch for them. It was a big spectacle. I don't know what they were expecting but surprisingly no one showed up at midnight to celebrate the launch of a Doritos flavored mozzarella stick.

When you think there's a dead mouse in the oven, but still wanna let the food finish because you're dorito mad.

“little frozen triangle squares” ah yes simple geometry

New brutalfoods lore: Ian lives under the sink and comes out every episode.

“Don’t Let the Devil Consume Your Bum Bum” should be read in schools.

My favorite part about these videos is that Ian knows absolutely nothing about food, like he has no professional knowledge or anything like that. He’s just. A guy. Love it.

The editing is what truly makes these videos perfect.

I’m sure it’s a TON more work, but I definitely liked that you tried to make a better, homemade version of the frozen stuff. I’d like to see more of that. Really fun video like always.

"I got a toaster oven for these kinds of videos" toaster oven is never seen again

that moz stick recipe was sub-optimal. Here's how you should ACTUALLY do it. Take your doritos and blend some in a coffee grinder (preferably a clean one, or at least one dedicated to spice grinding) until it is a fine powder. Want to pump up the cool ranch flavor? Throw some dill in there too. Just a pinch. Crush the rest until the consistency of panko Add corn starch to your powdered doritos in a ratio of 3:1 dorito dust/corn starch. Mix well. Take your egg, crack it into a bowl, and add half a teaspoon of water and a pinch of salt. Do NOT forget the salt, this is important. Mix well. Take some FRESH wet mozzarella (not fake string cheese) cut it into a uniform shape and pat dry. Dredge in your corn/dorito dust mix, then into the egg wash, then coat with the panko-ritos. Now, you deep fry this at about 365-375F until it is crispy, and let it drain for a minute on a wire rack Or you can just make regular mozzarella sticks and dip them in ranch dressing.

the soft, distant “plop” whenever poop is mentioned kills me. its so small and subtle but god its so funny

"Looks very edible" "Best thing I've had all day" Ian, honey, u gud? They feeding you at home?

“And into the unforgiving toilet (plop)” I laughed so hard the neighbors heard me lol 😂

The quality of these products quickly went from “below average” to “absolute garbage” based on your scoring system.

Cheese spills out during cooking, Ian bites in, "I expected more cheese" XD

I laugh every time at the hilariously quiet and subtle use of the plop sound

The quiet “plop” when reading the don’t let the devil consume your bum bum review fucking killed me. I love Ian’s style of editing. Keep up the amazing work brutal moose !!

Ian stating that he would "volunteering eat these on his own" proves my theory that we are collectively holding him hostage until he eats all the weird food ever.

As per your request I made these Cool Ranch mozarella sticks for my kids to try, but once I was done I remembered that I had no children, so I went to the nearest elementary school and asked the kids there if they wanted to come home with me and try my Cool Ranch mozarella stick. Needless to say, my inmates in prison really enjoyed them.

Glad I'm not the only one that misses those Doritors 3D things.

Plot twist: Ian wrote the Walmart reviews

Did anyone read the ingredients on the side of the box when he showed us? Well if not I'm your savior. *The cheese is litteraly just American Cheese and Cheddar Cheese mixed together. No wonder he tells us it tastes like fake cheese.*

FUN FACT: Cool Ranch Doritos are labeled 'COOL AMERICAN' in Europe, which is an amazing name.

12:08 is surely an underappreciated moment. Did you did such a great read and editing

"We gagged" was by far my favorite part. That review was funny.

Ian: I'll probably give it to cool ranch *THE COUNSEL OF NACHO CHEESE DECIDED DEATH UPON THEE*

"I would read the ingredients but it's a novel" *Shows list* American cheese listed as first ingredient

Best. Food. Reviews. Ever.

Bruh come to Mexico, they still sell Doritos 3D

5:40 Blue dorito or Red dorito its your choice neo

They're like little Triangle... Squares. Harvard: *yo you want a scholarship?*

11:58-13:33 So, I can barely find the motivation to write a short story, but this guy and his family eat one bad frozen Dorito and he writes a great epic from his experience? *Immediately drives to the store, tires screeching*

Now I'm afraid some grown man is going to pop out of my cabinet and start making some weird foods. Thanks.

I’m watching a grown man review thick Doritos with cheese in them while jazz and classical piano play in the background at 1:30 A:M while hoping my mom doesn’t find me doing this right now, during the Covid-19 Quarantine “break” and I don’t know what is going on with my life anymore.

Let's be honest here, opening something up and finding it full of air where food could have been is the perfect description of opening an actual bag of Doritos

Holy shit, that "Don't let the devil consume your bum bum" with visuals had me rolling on the floor. That was hilarious.

11:58 Here’s the iconic moving masterpiece of a review: “Don’t let the devil consume your bum bum” By Daddy Toadsworth read by sir Ian Brutalfoods

"Don't let the Devil consume your Bum-Bum" ...Is that you, Tom Green??

It kills me every time Ian stacks his sound clips when he overuses a word. XD

I love the Brutalfoods videos. The editing is hilarious, and your reactions are priceless. It's always worth the wait!

Can we all just agree that the editing on these videos is top tier?

There seems to be a resurgence of my old favorite, the Chester's Puff Corn, which I only had seen as a kid in the late 90's at the Lake Meade NV general store, sold as fish food for the gargantuan bass that you'd feed like ducks; I only saw it there and nowhere else until now, when it started popping up in Dollar Tree and Cook Brothers here in Chicago. I mainly liked that it had popcorn texture without the annoying hulls that get wedged into your gums.

7:37 "Im dissapointed that its uderfilled" 5 pounds of cheese on the plate

And to think: somewhere on Ian's hard drive is footage of him climbing into a cabinet for the intro.

"They're like little frozen triangle... Squares"

“They’re frozen triangle squares” *hmm yes, the floor is made out of wall*

Dude my girlfriend and I love your brutalfoods videos. You have a hilarious style of hosting and editing. I just generally enjoy whatever you come out with personally

I've been watching KZfaq for like 8 years now and I can 100% say that BrutalFoods is seriously my favorite series on this platform. It's always a joy to watch, there is not a single bad episode. They're lengthy, full of editing, and Ian's personality with cooking and trying food is always a joy to watch. It's ALWAYS worth the wait for a new video and I love every single one! Never stop making amazing videos Ian

"I should've crushed these in the bag" *Continues to crush them in the bowl instead of crushing them in the bag*

My mom made the mozzarella sticks you made, I have to give them a 8/10! The cheese and chips went together perfectly, the texture was good actually, and I thought the looks were okay! Great job Ian!!

A food review AND a recipe video?! WHAT A TWIST

I've watched this over 5 times in the past 2 months and it never disappoints

9:51 Ian is the the guy that rinses his hand, then dries the OTHER hand with a towel

15:08 Real smooth trying to pretend that you don’t have every piece of Putt Putt trivia memorized

daddytoadsworth should be a writer

This video almost killed me twice! That online review about not letting the devil destroy your bum bum had me wheezing.

“Don’t let the devil consume your bum bum” -Daddy Toadsworth 2017

I'm loving those alien earrings you're sporting in this vid, Ian.

I gotta say. DaddyToadsworth really got into it.

Why do I always watch these in the middle of the night now I’m hungry

I like how online reviews are either one or two words, or an epic saga bringing ever detail into the harsh light of the world. There is no in between 🤣 any kind of cheese filled product always disappoints me because the cheese just cooks out and burns and you have to add more cheese anyway

I love Doritos with a passion. I went to Wal-Mart and bought a pack because they looked spectacular. We went straight home with pure excitement and cranked on the oven. A few minutes past and the smell of rotten vomit came crawling from the inside of the stove. We thought that a mouse had died in our oven and started burning. A few more lengthy minutes pasted and the timer set off. We were starving by this point. Opening the oven door exposed the horrid smell like a cloud of smoke. We gagged. As we took out the 'food'. We set the 8 triangles of doom on the counter to cool. Eventually we grabbed a few of the demon triangles and placed them in our virgin mouths. The flavor that oozed out was a disgusting array of satanic fluids. "What the heck are these things filled with?" was asked our selves as we darted to the bathroom, clenching our poor bums. We've never felt the rage of 1000 demons purge through our bodies and into the poor unforgiving toilet. All I can say is that the plumber got a fat check.

It doesn't matter how many times I watch this, I never expect for Ian to start the video from inside the cupboard.

To anyone watching this video in 2021. They brought 3D back.

A very fun fun fact: the Cheeto dust that gets on your fingers if you're eating Cheetos is canonically by the Cheetos company called, Cheetle

Before I even watch the video IAN PLEASE COME OUT OF RANDOM THINGS IN YOU HOUSE MORE OFTEN (if possible) ITS PRETTY FUNNY

My gf and I were convinced that the Doritos Loaded snacks were going to be delicious. But thanks to your review, we’ll be purchasing the Mac & Cheetos for sure! Thank you so much!

"if i see you measure liquids from a dry measuring cup i'll go nuts." i love you, writing squiggle

Ok so I watched the food review videos this guy makes like 2 years ago and I didn’t think THAT much of them, but then like two months later I rewatched them all and I ve been doing that since. Great job man they are some of the most entertaining videos I ve ever seen!

Instructions unclear, devil consumed my bum bum.

I’m a Nacho Huh? guy

" little frozen triangle squares." .....ah yes, triangle squares my favorite shape.🤣👍

Jesus I took some shrooms and was watching your videos to kill time before they kicked in, and they did at around 26:00 and I legitimately thought you used editing to make your arms look longer for the cheese stretch, then I realized that's just your arms, you god damn skeleton. 10/10 would watch again

I wonder how long it takes to edit these. I mean, Ian seems to be filming with two cameras at a time, and that’s a lot of footage on its own. But then, there’s a third camera he uses once in a while. He also uses a ton of extra effects. It must be a pain to do.

"We placed them inside our *V I R G I N* mouths"

"Little frozen triangle squares." gEomATree

I remember as a child, Wotsits (which are British cheese puffs) made their own frozen croquettes. Kind of reminds me of those.

"Kid's might like that. Feed that to your kid." What about manchildren? Feed that to Chadtronic see what he thinks.

Never let this series end. This is amazing.

Old video, but since you asked, this kind of stuff is great! Especially the "actual cooking" parts you do in some videos, keep up the work.

I was obsessed with those frozen Mac 'N Cheese bites, they were SO ADDICTIVE!! Sadly, as per usual, they stopped selling them after about 6 months, because they always have the best food out for such a short time!! 💔😭

Ian is one of those youtubers who wouldn't even need to put a title on his videos, we're gonna click anyway.

Ian does the best editing in the WORLD, like damn son.

I rewatch this video every so often, it's like comfort food. More weird chippy snack reviews, please!

How many times will I rewatch brutalfood videos, the world will never know

"Don't Let the Devil Consume Your Bum Bum" by DaddyToadsworth. Truly an American classic.

20:38 "So why don't we try making one?" Yes. YES! PLOP

No, please. KZfaq reccommendations i'm not hungry, but i cant stop watching.

of all the sentences ian brutalmoose has ever said, "theyre frozen triangle squares" is one of them

The toaster oven was a wise decision. It's a handy device. Do yourself a favor and put some foil in the tray before you use it, though.

Dear Ian, I moved to China a few weeks ago and they have Chicken Flavored Cheetos here...that is all.

Unlike most food channels, his kitchen is a lot like MY kitchen, and less like a 5 star restraunt kitchen.

his editing is adult swim late night tv level i love it

The production quality is through the roof on this one

he really sat down and said " you know what would be hilarious... if I started this video in my kitchen drawer" ...... and he was absolutely right

Those subtitles though... 3:48 "a hip grandpa who thinks he's a spy" music 4:26 "honey go get grandpa off the dance floor" music 😂

"There's no cheese in here." Pans out to the ocean of cheese on the pan.

the little violin between your fingers must be very small, but it sure sounds great. gets me every time.