I love the fact that he can recognize a jackalope but can’t recognize a platypus

If you're trying to make sense of Ian Points, you've completely missed the point of Ian Points.

There is literally nothing better in life, than watching reviews of foods you can't buy in your county at 4am.

As someone who didn't get lunchables as a kid but watched this video on repeat when they were 15, I have more nostalgia for this video than I do for actual lunchables.

Mildly surreal children's food reviews by a slightly disinterested guy in a tiny kitchen: Most entertaining thing I've seen.

It's uncomfortable when you make the crunch noise when it's soft

So a few things: - they actually upgraded the pepperoni to actual pepperon slices, it used to be “pepperoni flavored sausage “, which was okay, but tasted like someone was asked to describe how pepperoni tasted from memory. - I vaguely remember the red stick actually being a spoon when lunchables first came out, then they went with the stick for a while before not including anything at all. -the sauce used to be tombstone branded, though it does still taste the same even without the branding. -and lastly, I had an easy bake oven rebranded for Chuck E. Cheese, which I found out had pans the perfect size for making lunchables in

Ian sprinkling Floor Cheese™️ on his pizza as the damn Lego Island pizza song plays had me weak

When I brought a lunchable pizza to school for lunch one time a kid was like “you know your supposed to microwave that” yeah lemme just pull out the microwave I keep in my pocket

350k people spent 20 minutes watching a professional food critic review children's lunchables and also act like a giant pizza monster in the process.

I like how the organic pizza technically won in terms of Ian points because every other lunchable ended up in the negatives

The "bitch" edit made me laugh outrageously loud.

*picks up Capri sun* “now lets-“ *takes another looks at the minion* “ o h n o “

I was all about the nachos one when I was a kid. Def had the pizza ones a lot too though.

“You’re allowed to eat your own hair. . . I guess” - Ian Aug 27, The Year of Our Lord 2017

I REMEMBER HAVING LIKE AN UPLOAD LUNCHABLE IN LIKE PRE-SCHOOL AND IT HAD A FREAKING SMOOTHIE AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM CAUSE THEY WERE GREAT

My dad once told me that lunchables are for kids who's parents don't love them. Love you dad.

First you were "That One Game Reviewer Guy". Then you were "That Porn Game Guy". Then you were "That Old PC Game and Sometimes old Obscure Movies Guy". And now you're "That Garbage TV Dinner Guy." You've really come a long way

I miss the lunchables tacos, I was obsessed with those as a kid. Seeing as I’m a vegetarian now I just eat the pizza and nacho ones but I’m still sad that the taco ones are gone

That cola that came with the burger lunchable is more memorable to me than Coke.

You're supposed to throw a pinch of organic cheese over your shoulder to ward off evil faeries. If you don't, these mischievous creatures will maple-ize your pepperonis, deepen the dish of your crusts, and turn your puddings blue!

Lunchables just look like MREs with kid-friendly boxes

I Loved The Lunchables Deep Dish Pizza,I Thought it Was Delicious

I love how the best part of one of the lunchables is literally water

Can we just talk about how he knows what a jackalope is, but doesn’t know what a platypus is.

The "thanks mom, BITCH" really gave me a giggle.

I remember absolutely hating lunchables as a kid but I was also extremely picky and would only eat like the same 2 or 3 things all the time. Also I’ve been watching these food videos since Ian first started making them and I’m glad to see people are still watching these older ones because I love them

I Miss How They Used to do The Design For The Pizza Lunchables Box,I Always Loved The Green Sideways Square,&,The Font They Used to Spell The Word”Pizza”,I Just Thought it Looked Way Cool,Makes me Very Nostalgic in a Fantastic Way

I occasionally had Lunchables in high school, but had pretty bad OCD at the time. I had to eat all of the crackers, then I could eat all of the meat, and then all of the cheese (not necessarily in that order, but all of a thing before the next thing). Clearly this product was not intended for me. One time, a bee landed on my stack of meat discs, and enthusiastically started licking up the moisture from them. No, not a hornet, not a wasp, a bee. I didn't eat that meat stack that day, and was therefore hungry. This is my life story of Lunchable interactions. If you want to turn it into a book or movie, you have my permission. No royalties needed.

What kind of monster makes slices out of lunchables pizza?

18:05 "Why don't you take a seat right over there?" - Chris Hansen

17:10 is where I started yelling at the screen

These food reviews MIGHT be my favorite type of video you make now tbh

Ian: *Is repulsed by microwaved lunchables* Also Ian: *Cuts up the already small lunchables*

the most nostalgic part of this video is ian frankensteining everything into the koolaid water and then drinking it. there was always that one kid at lunch who would do that kind of shit

Funnily enough, the Lunchables Organics actually had the most Ian Points with 0

Sauce packet? You mean Italian caprisun?

Your editing brings this video to a completely different level

Man, the kid in the Lunchables commercial is a really good actor.

I grew up extremely poor so I was never allowed lunchables growing up. I live vicariously through this video. Also I am still poor at age 25. Feels bad

You can really tell he reverted back to his childhood state since he started just throwing random food in the drink and drank it

I really like when he looks and sees the minion capri sun, "oh no"

I love going back through his videos and seeing his many, many, many different looks

Here after they've been sued for having lead in their product.

You adding the entire lunch to that water bottle reminded me of the disgusting lunch concoctions the kids at school made on their trays with whatever leftover school "food" and chocolate milk they didn't want to eat. +10 Ian points for the added bit of nostalgia!

I just watched this while eating some amazing Indian food, and yet I still wanted your damn pizza.

That stab through the minion's eye is one of the best Brutalfoods happenings ever.

Holy hell how long have I been here? I felt like it was just a couple months ago I saw this video release. I feel like time is collapsing.

All of them got negative points except for the organic lunchables... so doesn't that mean they're technically the winner?

I always there is two Ian's. Reason is with his beard he's super chill but beardless Ian is almost like an evil version of the two by being more aggressive and looking like a villain.

17:23 The Boys In Elementary School Making Weird Drinks To Make Their Friends Drink:

The kid in the commercials is so cute though, all his "...Oh"s are precious.

I can tell you had a lot of fun with this, even down to the editing, and that just makes it that much more fun to watch. Definitely would love seeing more videos like this in the future.

Other people: Remaking their rooms and cleaning their houses during quarantine Me: Watching discount Matt Mercer talk about small, cold pizzas for the 5th time

9:09 I don’t know why but I love his reaction to seeing a minion on the capri-sun

It's been a couple years, so for fun everybody should go to their local comic book shop and ask if they have any back issues of the Lunchables comics.

The bit with the Minion blood may be my favorite of all your memes.

So Ian, now that you're reviewing everything, can you branch off into gardening supplies, pet toys, and/or futuristic space weapons?

Me opening a lunchable: oh these are pretty cool pizzas-*sees Minion* AAAAAAAAAAAA

He ate plastic here, he ate the muffin wrapper in the last one, some things always stay the same.

The cooked lunchables looks like it came out of an early xbox 360 game

"And instead of an air head you get a crunc bar" Why did i laugh so hard that he said crunc instead of crunch at 8:54 😂

how to make kid friendly lean 17:03

15:01 Is that Tom Kenny?

Did anyone else blow the caprisun back up after drinking it? Or am I just weird?

Omg he's actually doing more of these. This makes me happy.

Coming back to rewatch a lot of these brutalfoods videos and I don't think any bit had caught me quite as hard as Ian calling me a bitch one last time in the last minute of the video. It is genuinely gut busting every time I watch this one

The “oh no” after looking at the minion lmaoo 💀

THEY DON'T INCLUDE THE STICK ANYMORE???

Ian: we all know what kool aid taste like Me, a european: yes I definitely know what coo-late taste like. I enjoy the red liquid very much yes

Ian:“I guess I’ll contribute to the floor cheese *drops cheese on floor*” Me: Ian....why...

God, this Lunchables Unloaded commercial with the dad has "How do you do, fellow kids?" written all over, I'm surprised the father didn't have two skateboards.

Platypus = dog Crunch bar =crunc bar

C R U N C B A R

Microwaved pizza lunchables is the jam. You just have to watch it in the microwave. Legit is one of my old go-to depression snacks

I eat like 10 lunchables a week, I have a problem

9:11 that double take when he saw the minion. The deadpan "oh no." god that was wonderful.

Gotta love the Lego Island pizza theme you threw in there.

The barking duck thing and the “kids love me as an occasional lunch treat” did it for me 😂

I wanted to cry when he could not identify the platypus

The visual gags making fun of your gestures etc are phenomenal in this video. I loved the zipper joke

The boy in the commercial is so disappointed but when he becomes an adult and looks back he'll realize that the other parents cared about their children a lot less than his mom who made him a real lunch

I have immense nostalgia for Lunchables, primarily because when I was six I won the grand prize for some contest they were holding and got to go on a trip to California. Probably a bit of bias, but I still love these things.

I hope you like this second food disaster. It was fun to make.

I have to come back and re watch these because, well.... WE NEED NEW VIDEOS!!! IAN

Well he even mixed all his food into his drink just like the boys at lunchtime did so hes got the right idea

Why is there a hairbrush under your table?

"Whoever microwaves these is wrong" Says the guy who cut his pizzas

What a walk down memory lane with the old lunchables commercials. You hurt me with the hatred of the old lunchables max though, those were my favorite because you got two bigger pizzas and a soda. They were 100% the best.

17:16you’ve dug your grave now to lay in it

I remember when I was 9, I opened these up and flipped cause I got 4 pizza crusts instead of 3. My brain was exploding with amazement. I was the chosen one of the lunchables pizza Edit: holy crap why so many likes?! Thanks…I guess

My BrutalMoose said the pepperoni's tasted strange... (it did)

13:24 it uploads back from your stomach and out your mouth in a giant heap of barf.

To see this on 2024 and effectively see a man unkwoingly eat 5000% of his daily led allowance is a little insane.

Ian notices a minion on his Capri-Sun pouch at 9:11 and responds with, "Oh no." 9/11 Never Forget.

"We all know what kool aid tastes like" Me: *Cries in british*

I love how you identified a jackalope but not a platypus lol

I laughed the entire video. You spilling your food was the best part.

we a food channel boys

This is your calling...you can't stop now...