Fruit Salad (Official Video)

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tom cardy

tom cardy

2 жыл бұрын

The 2nd best song about Fruit Salad ever, ft. Julia Robertson.
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Merch - tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au

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@HungarianWarHorse
@HungarianWarHorse 2 жыл бұрын
This is the 2nd best song about fruit salad ever sung by an Australian
@cha0sb3astcontentetv19
@cha0sb3astcontentetv19 2 жыл бұрын
The second?
@dwelfking8050
@dwelfking8050 2 жыл бұрын
@@cha0sb3astcontentetv19 Yummy yummy
@seashorerumble1380
@seashorerumble1380 2 жыл бұрын
Why has Tim Minchin sung one?
@michaeloffner8515
@michaeloffner8515 2 жыл бұрын
@@seashorerumble1380 The Wiggles are Australian and their most famous song is also called Fruit Salad.
@mrmoolahoola
@mrmoolahoola 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaeloffner8515 can't believe these people don't know the legends that are the wiggles
@ldbonq
@ldbonq 2 жыл бұрын
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is leaving it out of a fruit salad" -Sun Tzu, the Art of Food
@Joseph-wc6qd
@Joseph-wc6qd 2 жыл бұрын
We have a d&d nerd I see
@danlynch3885
@danlynch3885 2 жыл бұрын
Charisma is selling a fruit salad that contains a tomato regardless.
@willkinney5051
@willkinney5051 2 жыл бұрын
Then philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie. :D
@googlepoodle5814
@googlepoodle5814 2 жыл бұрын
Sun Chip, The Art of Food
@bakuhakudraws5603
@bakuhakudraws5603 2 жыл бұрын
@@danlynch3885 That's just Salsa.
@roguesample
@roguesample 2 жыл бұрын
The breakdown where Tom starts arguing about things that are technically fruit but don’t belong in fruit salad is absolute flames
@EmTheyErasedMyHandle
@EmTheyErasedMyHandle Жыл бұрын
I wanted to like this comment, but it's at 69 likes right now, so I dare not.
@gaysarahk
@gaysarahk Жыл бұрын
@@EmTheyErasedMyHandle Lemme tell ya: *someone* is always gonna break it. It's at 215 now, so you're good to go.
@megadog9305
@megadog9305 Жыл бұрын
It makes me want to make a "technical fruit salad" which has *only* fruits that don't work in a fruit salad.
@gaysarahk
@gaysarahk Жыл бұрын
@@megadog9305 isn't that just salsa?
@megadog9305
@megadog9305 Жыл бұрын
@@gaysarahk How in the world did I forget the existence of the best fruit salad?
@miramitaderomero7753
@miramitaderomero7753 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized what your music reminds me of. It feels like the kind of music Phineas and Ferb would make if they still made inventions and songs once they are adults. That's a high caliber compliment.
@supremeoverlord0
@supremeoverlord0 2 жыл бұрын
Ah! You're right!
@allofthepoints9636
@allofthepoints9636 2 жыл бұрын
That’s the gold medal of compliments
@MissDraiha
@MissDraiha 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen the Mighty Boosh?
@latrodectahespara2728
@latrodectahespara2728 2 жыл бұрын
@@MissDraiha Tom's a fair step down from the surreal nonsense of the Boosh, to be fair.
@MissDraiha
@MissDraiha 2 жыл бұрын
@@latrodectahespara2728 it specifically reminds me of the jacket pocket bit. Just the feel of it
@wihtik
@wihtik 2 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think he just looks around his kitchen for inspiration now.
@ircimager
@ircimager 2 жыл бұрын
at least he can find inspiration in his kitchen heh
@connergrant7232
@connergrant7232 2 жыл бұрын
I mean if he's lookin for something its up his bh
@beckster69
@beckster69 2 жыл бұрын
I would make songs up out of the blue about food. One time, I was prob around 16 & was out with my older sister & asked her what mom was making for supper. I think it was meatloaf & out of nowhere, I started singing about mom's meatloaf & my sister is looking at me as if I lost my mind while she's laughing at me. I wish I could remember how it went.
@sugarskulls2817
@sugarskulls2817 2 жыл бұрын
It was good enough for Beck so why not
@Me-wx1mt
@Me-wx1mt 2 жыл бұрын
he's eating bread for dinner. *le pain grille*
@Sterski1
@Sterski1 2 жыл бұрын
I've learned that there is absolutely no predicting what this man will will decide to sing about next.
@mysterionplays1621
@mysterionplays1621 2 жыл бұрын
what if he did a cover of smelly cat from friends?
@raisin-detre
@raisin-detre 2 жыл бұрын
I have it on high authority the next song is about crocodiles.
@TheHitchenator
@TheHitchenator 2 жыл бұрын
It's gonna be about finding internal peace by gazing into the void till you peer past it.
@connergrant7232
@connergrant7232 2 жыл бұрын
or his nail color
@AvantGrade
@AvantGrade 2 жыл бұрын
Next: Vegetarians
@Vertexx974
@Vertexx974 2 жыл бұрын
the thing I love about Tom Cardy is that he's a really good musician who makes his own music from scratch, but instead of wanting to be super famous, he wants to make people laugh with his songs, like Bo Burnham.
@neil2444
@neil2444 2 жыл бұрын
Tom Cardy becoming super-famous? I shall allow it.
@CoRLex-jh5vx
@CoRLex-jh5vx 2 жыл бұрын
@@neil2444 thanks Neil
@somepixelynerd
@somepixelynerd 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, silly random internet nonsense is probably the best way to become famous nowadays
@qumefox
@qumefox 2 жыл бұрын
I somehow doubt he'd be against becoming super famous. lol. It has pretty good perks.
@AVspectre
@AVspectre 2 жыл бұрын
@@qumefox for sure. I mean, think of all the fruit salad he could score!
@chaotic966
@chaotic966 2 жыл бұрын
tom agressively vibing on his couch as he rants about tomatoes is a blessed image i will forever cherish
@snjert8406
@snjert8406 2 жыл бұрын
The foot stomping is a vibe that goes *hard* .
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
i made a fruit salad just to eat while watching
@tomcardy1
@tomcardy1 2 жыл бұрын
That is all I’ve ever wanted
@TheSpiralsEnd
@TheSpiralsEnd 2 жыл бұрын
The crossover I need in my life
@cornerIV
@cornerIV 2 жыл бұрын
I did a thing, it makes perfect sense that you are here and idk why it never occurred to me that you would also watch Tom's music. I love both of your videos, Aussie Aussie
@ozkey1558
@ozkey1558 2 жыл бұрын
I've LITERALLY never wanted fruit salad more; and that's not hyperbole. 😉🍓🍏🍌🍇🍒🍉
@milksterproductions
@milksterproductions 2 жыл бұрын
@@ozkey1558 human beings aren't fruit
@lemonboy3724
@lemonboy3724 2 жыл бұрын
as always, tom cardy the not-cop-business-man-almost-human-mixed-messages-sender has made yet another banger.
@Cloud-qw2bs
@Cloud-qw2bs 2 жыл бұрын
consumer of fruit salads
@kedronmallia939
@kedronmallia939 2 жыл бұрын
Remember not to touch his monster truck
@romaindemonchy5534
@romaindemonchy5534 2 жыл бұрын
I believe you forgot a very important part where you’re supposed to look for your lost belongings
@steamienews5975
@steamienews5975 2 жыл бұрын
fruit salad's part of any healthy big breakfast
@theheresiarch3740
@theheresiarch3740 2 жыл бұрын
There is no universe in which a song about fruit salad should go this hard, but it does.
@josh3548
@josh3548 2 жыл бұрын
The process of hearing this for the first time... 0:01 - Ha! Fruit salad. Funny song. 0:18 - Oh...oh this kinda bops. Cool. 0:55 - What the crap this goes HARD. 1:31 - Why am I getting chillbumps??? 1:58 - *floating* 2:07 - *playing song full blast, dancing around your home* 2:26 - *planets are aligning, my dog can talk, I want this played at my wedding*
@solicoli
@solicoli 4 ай бұрын
is your dog at a party?
@josh3548
@josh3548 4 ай бұрын
It's more of a "get-together" but yeah. @@solicoli
@poofooshi4212
@poofooshi4212 2 жыл бұрын
"Salad, yum yum, looks pretty good to me. Healthy with variety" Worlds most satisfying lyric
@Zehaha2
@Zehaha2 2 жыл бұрын
I prefer "love to munch an apple down to it's core, but about halfway it becomes a chore"
@poofooshi4212
@poofooshi4212 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zehaha2 that whole verse is just amazing
@neil2444
@neil2444 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zehaha2 I think "oh get it fruit yum yum yum, put it on your tongue, down inside your tum, then out your bum" is incredibly satisfying.
@fishgus22
@fishgus22 2 жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time an Australian musician released a bangin' tune about fruit salad, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's wierd it happened twice.
@DevinAswani
@DevinAswani 2 жыл бұрын
~Doofenshmirtz evil incorperated~
@baxkill
@baxkill 2 жыл бұрын
THE WIGGLES ARE AUSTRALIAN?!
@Shroomish_Art
@Shroomish_Art 2 жыл бұрын
@@baxkill absolutely mate.
@k_and_kkosplay4711
@k_and_kkosplay4711 2 жыл бұрын
@@baxkill Sure are fella.
@theincarnateofkurro
@theincarnateofkurro 2 жыл бұрын
@@baxkill yea
@kylecarter5802
@kylecarter5802 2 жыл бұрын
We need a sequel to big breakfast... continental breakfast. Little packets of tiny cereal. Dispensed milk. Stale croissant. Grape heavy fruit salad.
@caitchri2426
@caitchri2426 2 жыл бұрын
Haven't eaten cereal since I was nineteen, the sugar content makes me feel queazy. Uneasy, about the sausages- so I steal the wrapped snackages. They make great travel packages. Forgot / about the banana that I stole, now it's fermented in the rental car-console. Lactose intolerant, but the only milk is whole - passing gas on the airplane on the way home. I blame it on the old / grandma, buckled to my right: I offer her a yogurt, no spoon, the seal no longer air tight, hot in my cargo shorts- liquidy but full of pro-biotics… She declines; I partake: it was another huge mistake. Joining mile high club, I throw up \ on the seat in front of \ me - a woman screams, I am causing a transatlantic scene. Her fiancé punches me in face. They were happy and on their way \ to a romantic expensive vacay \ all expenses paid \ in the Philippines, but I vomited on their dreams and engagement schemes. Their designer purse will always smell like Activia, I apologize but then I realize- GOD BLESS, I am in distress. Yogurt bacteria made its way to my intest-ine. No change of clothes on my per-son. Spoiler alert: I soon will be undress-ing. Over Texas \ approaching Mississippi, about to be shitting in my manly tightie whities. Only one toilet, currently occupied, been in there a while, must unload my mess in the aisle: monkey style. The pilot is called, a code brown is announced. Like shitting in shower- it was only once. But I am blacklisted from Delta, revoking my visa: I will never return to America, has·ta la vis·ta.
@drvurruct2274
@drvurruct2274 2 жыл бұрын
@@caitchri2426 fuck yeah
@mackit
@mackit 2 жыл бұрын
@@caitchri2426 this is so good. Read it to a Tom Cardy beat in my head
@jazthespaz837
@jazthespaz837 2 жыл бұрын
There are SOOO many bruised grapes. And melons. And like 2 slices of a strawberry
@princey_bees3822
@princey_bees3822 2 жыл бұрын
STALE CROISSANT
@nickmurphy2936
@nickmurphy2936 2 жыл бұрын
I dont know why, but the "I feel like Rambo, with a mango," line is amazing to me. I'm tempted to draw this as well now.
@SamSimon13
@SamSimon13 2 жыл бұрын
Man even just the drum track has so many layers to it. I’m obsessed with the stutter kick at 0:27 and it sounds like there’s about 3 or 4 different kick drums alone…. His production quality is top notch and he just puts out the most ridiculous bangers about hilarious yet relatable subjects. Thank you for all your amazing tunes and humor Tom they always brighten my day!
@1051POWER
@1051POWER 2 жыл бұрын
The song just gets better the more you hear it.
@MerlynMusicman
@MerlynMusicman 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah first playthru I wasnt as wowwed compared to others but it's really growing... la, la... lala lala, la, la...lala lala la la..... lala lala
@1051POWER
@1051POWER 2 жыл бұрын
@@MerlynMusicman Exactly!
@tourmelion9221
@tourmelion9221 2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@GuiiBrazil
@GuiiBrazil 2 жыл бұрын
It's a huge dopamine rush. I need to go running or something now...
@RugbugRedfern
@RugbugRedfern 2 жыл бұрын
i have no idea what makes the la las sound so good
@tenkenroo
@tenkenroo 2 жыл бұрын
A fruit salad would be a perfect snack for a hobbit when they WALK
@NishimotoBricks
@NishimotoBricks 2 жыл бұрын
and some elves
@StraveTube
@StraveTube 2 жыл бұрын
@keyde03 Just for clarity, are the elves and dwarves also part of the snack?
@Take0ut
@Take0ut 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the tomato makes tom go off about the LABELS OF SOCIETY - brilliant 2 line tangent for social commentary/edginess. XD Like a little capsule of rage against the machine in a fruit salad song.
@mgsPWlover
@mgsPWlover Жыл бұрын
It's so great how Julia ties this together, they're a great PEAR here.
@SarahStar246
@SarahStar246 2 жыл бұрын
The most upsetting thing about this song was learning that corn, depending on what part of it you refer to, can be considered a vegetable, grain, AND fruit
@zimbrain007
@zimbrain007 2 жыл бұрын
Shit!! And here i was looking for the comment that would say “but corn is a grain”
@Kristopherredford
@Kristopherredford 2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure this isn't pro-corn propaganda?
@IraWahlmeier
@IraWahlmeier 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently all grains are fruits.
@mxpeanutthekakyoinlover5616
@mxpeanutthekakyoinlover5616 2 жыл бұрын
Welp I got something to tell my food and nutrition teacher now-
@wolfiegusgus
@wolfiegusgus 2 жыл бұрын
i mean vegetable is just a culinary term, so that's not too impressive
@JacobStreamsTwitch
@JacobStreamsTwitch 2 жыл бұрын
It has become abundantly clear to me that not only has fame not gone to Toms head, but he has actually regressed into doing absolutely whatever the hell he wants and I love it and am here for it.
@JS-ue9fi
@JS-ue9fi Жыл бұрын
uopooli
@beans9288
@beans9288 Жыл бұрын
uopooli
@krakkenheimer6661
@krakkenheimer6661 Жыл бұрын
uopooli
@droppingthehammer6401
@droppingthehammer6401 Жыл бұрын
uopooli
@hamonsalmon
@hamonsalmon Жыл бұрын
in the opposite direction
@Gaybriellll
@Gaybriellll 2 жыл бұрын
So this is the second time this song has gotten my depressed ass out of bed, to the store and making a fruit salad. I do not understand how a funny little song overrides my shitty brain chemistry but like thanks for the life hack and the absolute banger song.
@Escelia
@Escelia 2 жыл бұрын
Why is the tune so catchy!?! Like I would listen to this in my car and while I'm doing chores!! 😩 bout to go make a fruit salad now 👌
@TPixelAdventures
@TPixelAdventures 2 жыл бұрын
first he sings about mental health, now he sings about eating healthy. Tom is secretly taking care of us, one song at a time.
@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 2 жыл бұрын
The internet's good uncle
@diarrhea2515
@diarrhea2515 2 жыл бұрын
Who needs music about sex when we can dope inspirational music like this
@Kirferyan
@Kirferyan 2 жыл бұрын
The one parasocial relationship that goes both ways /j
@stefflcus
@stefflcus 2 жыл бұрын
He also told us to call our mothers.
@Eli-pw9ug
@Eli-pw9ug 2 жыл бұрын
ansd to sleep properly after a tiring week, not to overeat even if it sounds good, and not to hit kids
@joesandy1999
@joesandy1999 2 жыл бұрын
I thought this was just going to be a Wiggles cover but I'm not disappointed in the phenomenal results otherwise.
@joshandrews6839
@joshandrews6839 2 жыл бұрын
however i now want tom and julia to cover fruit salad (Wiggles Version)
@Semudara
@Semudara 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh, that explains the description. Love that there's now (at least) two fruit salad bops. x'D
@felixevers478
@felixevers478 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine living next to this guy? Every so often, you just hear him singing (and screaming, sometimes) about the weirdest stuff ever
@MyMelement
@MyMelement 2 жыл бұрын
“If it‘s going in my tum tum, gotta be yum yum” has to be my favourite lyric in all of music ever
@lemolea9571
@lemolea9571 2 жыл бұрын
bless this legend of a man who, despite possessing immense amounts of musical and comedic talent, continues to deliver us silly shitposts on the regular. Everything on this channel is a masterpiece
@StraveTube
@StraveTube 2 жыл бұрын
Proof that you can indeed polish a shitpost.
@wiebevangenderen7133
@wiebevangenderen7133 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful shit isnt ugly and thats a fact
@chocolatedoughnut1305
@chocolatedoughnut1305 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about this is how complicated it is, there are so many different sounds happening at once and it feels like my senses are full
@TishyRose
@TishyRose 2 жыл бұрын
Your tummy could be full too, with a fruit salad! Listen to the song while you eat a fruit salad, best of both worlds! (Your comment is such a great description of how this song feels though, it makes me feel the same but I wouldn’t have known how to phrase it without your comment. So thank you for pointing out how good the song is in a way that equips other people with the words to describe such a specific feeling 😸)
@haxney
@haxney 2 жыл бұрын
So you're saying it's like a fruit salad for your ears?
@FGCLovesYou
@FGCLovesYou 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I really do enjoy the arrangement. Especially those tasty synth lines towards the end, plus the vocoded vocals. But really, all of it is very cool.
@CharleeRed
@CharleeRed 8 ай бұрын
i read this towards the end of the song, right when he went "yum yum" in a deep voice, and my brain is happy
@cuppy3874
@cuppy3874 2 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why but "sweetness of fruit and variety of salad" resonates with my soul so much. It's so inspirational for no reason
@ejschrip
@ejschrip 2 жыл бұрын
this song fucks WAY above its pay grade. legend.
@TQM
@TQM 2 жыл бұрын
Tom: (eats a really good fruit salad) Tom: (composes a whole-ass ode to fruit salads) Me: This dude's the real deal
@firefly2k7uk
@firefly2k7uk 2 жыл бұрын
Me: "Why are nearly all songs only about love and feelings" Tom: "Fruit salad MF"
@jodinsan
@jodinsan 2 жыл бұрын
Still not convinced this isn't about love and feelings.
@c1borgen
@c1borgen 2 жыл бұрын
Rap: drugs, guns, girls Tom: kick your gf's dad in the balls
@JidduVillarin
@JidduVillarin 2 жыл бұрын
@@c1borgen punch I think
@alphazed7176
@alphazed7176 2 жыл бұрын
OH man, u are so right!
@gengarfluid
@gengarfluid 2 жыл бұрын
"Tom"? I think you mean Tub Shitter?
@honeycomb937
@honeycomb937 Жыл бұрын
i love that this is a song by a man who is clearly VERY passionate about fruit salad, he looks so happy while singing
@Spineless-Lobster
@Spineless-Lobster 2 жыл бұрын
This sing actually encouraged me to eat fruit. Something about this guy’s songs makes me actually want to get my life together.
@carlbergin3101
@carlbergin3101 2 жыл бұрын
"if its going in the tum tum its gotta be yum yum". words to live by.
@nobodyimportant7135
@nobodyimportant7135 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this man uses his musical talent for chaotic good
@noahsteigerwald4123
@noahsteigerwald4123 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that his songs are funny aside, almost every one of his songs is also an acoustic masterpiece. His talent is just astonishing.
@BenStoneking
@BenStoneking 6 ай бұрын
“Tommy know’s best” This is my fav TC song.
@EzloMinish
@EzloMinish 2 жыл бұрын
I've worked it out: his next album will about a journey towards physical health. At first, our protagonist/hero/cop isn't planning meals, eating whatever he has lying around (frozen bread), but at some point makes the decision to shape up and, inspired by reading Tolkein, starts to include light exercising such as walking in his daily routine. Fruit Salad is the triumphant conclusion to the album, a celebration of eating well and still getting more enjoyment out of life.
@thombardement9382
@thombardement9382 2 жыл бұрын
He will also spend more time maintaining healthy family relationships by calling his mom
@EzloMinish
@EzloMinish 2 жыл бұрын
@@thombardement9382 getting that healthy banana cake recipe. IT ALL FITS
@Silvianoshei
@Silvianoshei 2 жыл бұрын
This would be a great theory but he’s not a cop
@michaelstorm91
@michaelstorm91 2 жыл бұрын
And, after a thorough exploration of the world of whole fibers, he will need to CHBH.
@hayleynoellebroders8247
@hayleynoellebroders8247 2 жыл бұрын
But most importantly, he's not a cop
@itsamemeep
@itsamemeep 2 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk needs to redirect all of his funds to fruit salad. His new name shall be Melon Musk.
@tomcardy1
@tomcardy1 2 жыл бұрын
All Hail Melon Musk
@Idekwhouis
@Idekwhouis 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomcardy1 we will grow only Melon Musk’s fruit he sells. We fruit lovers say as we are all in a trance
@bais1000
@bais1000 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomcardy1 Melon Husk?
@googlepoodle5814
@googlepoodle5814 2 жыл бұрын
Elon’s husk, the melon’s musk, by versace.
@drstrangel0ve
@drstrangel0ve 2 жыл бұрын
This should be a band name
@splatterbabble
@splatterbabble 2 жыл бұрын
I've been going through some depression lately (I mean, it's COVID season still, who hasn't) as I'm stationed overseas away from my wife and family and it's been hard to be happy many days. This song has given me a dopamine hit that I've needed and frankly led me to watch all of Tom's videos (so far). I'm a convert and I hope to see big things from Tom in the future. He's got me as a fan now, so I hope that's cool.
@snjert8406
@snjert8406 2 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah dude, I hope that things are a little better for you now :)
@joebleasdale5557
@joebleasdale5557 Күн бұрын
The flow on the line “oh fruit, get it yum yum yum, put it on your tongue, down inside your tum then out ya bum” had no right to go so hard 😂😂😂
@emiliaysoniewska3620
@emiliaysoniewska3620 2 жыл бұрын
I hope it's already on Spotify
@tomcardy1
@tomcardy1 2 жыл бұрын
you know it babyyyyy
@dongonzulman6478
@dongonzulman6478 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomcardy1 hi tom, you fuckin legend
@Fox66du76
@Fox66du76 2 жыл бұрын
To all lunatics out there who, like me, are progressively learning each and every Tom Cardy's songs 🙃 : ~~~ Lyrics ~~~ [Chorus: Tom Cardy] Put a bit of fruit and salad together Make a fruit salad, yeah everyone's a winner Sweetness of fruit variety of salad Ooh fruit salad you're the best of both worlds [Verse 1: Tom Cardy] Fruit, it's pretty good to eat Natural sugar make it taste so sweet Love to munch an apple right to its core But about halfway it becomes a chore Salad, yum yum, looks pretty good to me Healthy with variety But salad sometimes gets a little bit bland Unless you're having Caesar with a bit of fried bacon [Pre-Chorus: Tom Cardy] We're in the future, 2021 We cloned a sheep and we go to space for fun We send our billionaires up into the atmosphere But I reckon we should just fund what I got here (Fruit) Oh fruit get it yum yum yum Put it on your tongue down inside your tum Then out your bum (Salad) Eat a salad it can't be wrong 'Cause it makes me stronger Fruit salad mother fucker [Chorus: Tom Cardy] x2 Put a bit of fruit and salad together Make a fruit salad, yeah everyone's a winner Sweetness of fruit variety of salad Ooh fruit salad you're the best of both worlds [Post-Chorus: Tom Cardy] I feel like Rambo with a Mango Fruit salad mother fucker (best of both worlds) Eat a salad it can't be wrong 'Cause it makes me stronger (best of both worlds) [Verse 2: Tom Cardy, *Julia* ] Everybody want to hear you talk When you rock a glass bowl and a big fat fork Get busy mixing kiwi and banana Get the big salad like George Costanza *Step 1* Get a fruit and chop it Depending on the fruit remove the skin of it *Step 2* There are no more steps Eat it up, make another, get your fruit salad reps Be cool when you're talking FS *be cool* And remember Tommy knows best *knows best* One rule for the fruit salad show Don't you dare include the tomato It's a fruit it's a fruit I get it But if it's not sweet then you can forget it Don't believe the labels of society FS does not reward blind compliancy [Pre-Chorus: Tom Cardy] Chilly is a fruit, but don't put it in a fruit salad Corn is a fruit, get it out of my fruit salad Cucumber is a fruit, but is doesn't belong If it's going in the tum tum gotta be yum yum [Chorus: All] x2 Put a bit of fruit and salad together Make a fruit salad, yeah everyone's a winner Sweetness of fruit variety of salad Ooh fruit salad you're the best of both worlds [Post-Chorus: Tom Cardy, *Julia* ] Oooooh lemme hear you sing it *la la* *La la, la la la la* Fruit salad mother fucker *La la, la la la la* Best of both worlds *La la, la la la la* *La la, la la la la* Fruit salad mother fucker *La la, la la la la* Best of both worlds *La la, la la la la* *La la, la la*
@lemonysnickette
@lemonysnickette 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I needed! Thank you!
@StatchanaReborn
@StatchanaReborn 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute LEGEND
@DGDfan13
@DGDfan13 2 жыл бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes
@barbarosbozkurt758
@barbarosbozkurt758 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting to be this long
@turbo32734
@turbo32734 2 жыл бұрын
Dear God thank you! This is amazing
@GadgetsGearCoffee
@GadgetsGearCoffee 2 жыл бұрын
I love that this exists. Being high makes this even better, if that was even possible
@WateverWatever04
@WateverWatever04 Жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, my exposure to Australian culture has been The Wiggles, Crocodile Dundee and this man. This makes me assume that 2/3 of Aussies are obsessed w fruit salad.
@redfox4220
@redfox4220 2 жыл бұрын
Tom’s music is one of the few music artists today where I keep coming back to his songs and I’m never tired of it
@TommyMaqueenie
@TommyMaqueenie 2 жыл бұрын
Tom can't produce a bad song. He's a great businessman.
@mikewice3608
@mikewice3608 2 жыл бұрын
Not a cop.
@razorphone77
@razorphone77 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikewice3608 No he's not a cop, he's a business man
@tenkenroo
@tenkenroo 2 жыл бұрын
He just does his business in an unmarked van.
@bakatron
@bakatron 2 жыл бұрын
@@tenkenrooHe's not friends with Snipers.
@wilstevens
@wilstevens 2 жыл бұрын
4 months ago, i listened to this song fpr the first time and diddnt really enjoy it Now its one of my favorite Tom Cardy songs ever
@johnfaber100
@johnfaber100 2 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: A spritz of lemon juice prevents the browning of many cut up fruits.
@irogt
@irogt 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Tom has Julia in his vids. My head canon states that it's her way of paying him back because she still doesn't have her P-plates.
@ThePrinceofParthia
@ThePrinceofParthia 2 жыл бұрын
He did somehow get her to Bondi by sunrise after all.
@controllerpleb6568
@controllerpleb6568 2 жыл бұрын
Does Julia have her own channel? I haven't been able to find her anywhere on KZfaq. Does my Google-fu just suck?
@Calumwins
@Calumwins 2 жыл бұрын
@@controllerpleb6568 oh my goodness, me too mate, i can't find her either. She has a great voice but i cant find any of her own stuff either
@AusarAtef
@AusarAtef 2 жыл бұрын
@@controllerpleb6568 She does have an instagram but couldn't find any songs under her name that weren't from her and Tom.
@ldbonq
@ldbonq 2 жыл бұрын
Thomas Cardiac, excellent piece of music
@skubu8262
@skubu8262 2 жыл бұрын
This cop's got some tunes. His dance moves are also hilarious.
@ted9254
@ted9254 2 жыл бұрын
His wife was killed by the drug cartel, but he is by no means a cop.
@aaronschwartz4470
@aaronschwartz4470 2 жыл бұрын
It's a small detail and it might even be done for comedy purposes but I really like how there's captions in the videos. It makes it way easier for me at least to enjoy
@yardy88
@yardy88 2 жыл бұрын
This is just unironically a good song. Reminds me of berried alive even though obviously you're completely different genres.
@bloopshloop7553
@bloopshloop7553 2 жыл бұрын
tom looks likes his music
@MrAoitara
@MrAoitara 2 жыл бұрын
Really like Julia's harmonies in this one, gives the song that little bit extra
@dallasnichols3924
@dallasnichols3924 2 жыл бұрын
If I ever, ever am feeling a bit down on the day. I play this song at full blast and party down while I drive. This song is amazing. The layering is insane.
@frokachu
@frokachu 2 жыл бұрын
This guy could literally make a whole song about a toenail and it would be amazing
@72JamJars
@72JamJars 2 жыл бұрын
You just know that’s he’s away recording that right now
@SM-yz4hi
@SM-yz4hi 2 жыл бұрын
shhhhh he’s gonna hear you and make a toenail song
@meganmccarthy8114
@meganmccarthy8114 2 жыл бұрын
possible titles: "The Ballad of the Clipper and the Emery Board" "Long-toenail Sally" "What Kind of Loser Wears Sandals on Moving Day? (ER* Song)" *unless Australians are like Brits and call it A&E? Unsure.
@widget3672
@widget3672 2 жыл бұрын
The jokiness of these songs is just great, but also the songs themselves are all bangers so I guess I'll just invent a whole new category in my head for things I love in too many ways.
@SmellyLlama
@SmellyLlama 2 жыл бұрын
I love the cheeky advert for Waldorf salad snuck into the video.
@BrieBoar
@BrieBoar 2 жыл бұрын
I think I may be hyperfixating on this man's music. Not the worst hyperfixation I've ever had
@THEbigE3d
@THEbigE3d 2 жыл бұрын
You're filling a Mighty Boosh shaped hole in my soul. Crimps are back.
@suzbone
@suzbone 2 жыл бұрын
Liam Lynch would be pleased as well
@user-cm2di5ce2e
@user-cm2di5ce2e 2 жыл бұрын
Og yes
@michaelc777
@michaelc777 2 жыл бұрын
This was refreshing. Almost refreshing as...
@dina8673
@dina8673 2 жыл бұрын
human pee
@REALwoombath
@REALwoombath 2 жыл бұрын
vegetable caserole
@GrimFelArt
@GrimFelArt 2 жыл бұрын
cucumber
@TorremThonius
@TorremThonius 10 ай бұрын
I didn’t know I needed a fit Aussie man shouting at me about the importance of rejecting social conventions and keeping Nightshade plants in their appropriate culinary niche, but it turns out I did. And here we are!
@vladislavkopachinski6548
@vladislavkopachinski6548 2 жыл бұрын
"I feel like Rembo, with a Mango" Is now my favorite line I never knew I needet to hear. Thank you very much Tom
@TwoToneShoes
@TwoToneShoes 2 жыл бұрын
This has incredible Mighty Boosh crimping energy.
@LookItsMissBerryade
@LookItsMissBerryade 2 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to figure out what the vibe reminds me of and this is it
@SteveWhipp
@SteveWhipp 2 жыл бұрын
Good shout. Defnitely has that surreal, irreverent, yet still a banging song, vibe.
@kbrasee
@kbrasee 2 жыл бұрын
It reminded me of Daft Punk
@pascalleballard2209
@pascalleballard2209 2 жыл бұрын
I was JUST thinking this
@onofre4390
@onofre4390 2 жыл бұрын
Dude the “lala, lalalala, lala” hook is stuck in my head IT’S GREAT I LOVE IT incredible song Tom, groovy af
@londonshima6417
@londonshima6417 2 жыл бұрын
Tom really did say: “Wiggles, your move.”
@LaWraWaN
@LaWraWaN 5 ай бұрын
2 years later and this song still pops in my head every time I think of the word fruit and/or salad. xD
@BenjiJediMaster
@BenjiJediMaster 2 жыл бұрын
Tom, from the bottom of my heart, you’re my favorite shitposter. Love from Canada! ❤️
@YaoiMaven
@YaoiMaven 2 жыл бұрын
I found this channel via the "Mixed Messages" animated video, and the first new song I saw/heard before this was the last one: the 'Fellowship of the Walk' video. I've had both stuck in my head since I first heard them, so what's one more song about fruit salad? All of them slap and are in my 'currently listening' rotation. I even shared 'Fellowship' with my dad, and he LOVED IT. Looking forward to whatever rad nonsense comes next!
@eebeebee_inc
@eebeebee_inc 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of making a fruit salad is cutting it all up because I know the process will make the fruit will be even sweeter in the end, and the labor is definitely worth the work.
@michaeltodd343
@michaeltodd343 Жыл бұрын
Tom is an incredibly talented musician, and consistently puts on these very impressive displays of not only skill (bringing all of these different sounds together into a single cohesive sounding track) but also versatility (he plays *so many instruments*). He uses this intense musical talent to write songs that make me laugh my ass off. What an absolute Treasure!
@pleox42
@pleox42 2 жыл бұрын
That little dance you do with your hands on your hips really butters my biscuit.
@Jacob_12th
@Jacob_12th 2 жыл бұрын
YES.
@domain9889
@domain9889 2 жыл бұрын
The obscenely ludicrous amount of production that went into an amazingly hilarious song about, of all things, a fruit salad is astounding and I loved every second of it
@KaniokaSama
@KaniokaSama Жыл бұрын
My brain still digs this shit, it's been hours that I've been playing these masterpieces and he won't stop. HaLp
@xerpenta
@xerpenta Жыл бұрын
My therapist told me to search for uplifting things online, instead of doomscrolling. This now plays at least 7 times a day in my house.
@IBeUseless
@IBeUseless 2 жыл бұрын
Tom could upload a silent video of himself making toast and it would still make my day
@ravagerraven
@ravagerraven 2 жыл бұрын
don't give him ideas
@tomcardy1
@tomcardy1 2 жыл бұрын
Cheeky
@IBeUseless
@IBeUseless 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man Tom, now leave me to dream of you making toast
@Ventaor
@Ventaor 2 жыл бұрын
I love the vertical camera aesthetic with like a 70's grain and text. never change
@fathermahler1078
@fathermahler1078 2 жыл бұрын
I love how at the end of every song he kinda just smiles at you, like a little kid at show n tell when he rips a fat one.
@SarahMMWest
@SarahMMWest 11 ай бұрын
You don't ever have to go so hard with these Tom, but you always bring the 🔥 and it's DELIGHTFUL. Came for the comedy, stayed for the banging melodies!! ❤❤
@onofre4390
@onofre4390 2 жыл бұрын
If it weren’t for the written lyrics, I wouldn’t be able to understand half of the lines, but nonethless this is absolutely my jam and it will be on repeat for weeks don’t doubt it. Love your work Tom!❤️
@gummig3ck0
@gummig3ck0 2 жыл бұрын
Forget fruit salad, Tom has more variety 😂
@socom54321
@socom54321 2 жыл бұрын
Friend- "What type of music you into." Me- "It's complicated."
@CaitlynLAG
@CaitlynLAG 2 жыл бұрын
This has been stuck in my head for 3 days straight and yet here I am, watching it on repeat again.
@6string42
@6string42 2 жыл бұрын
Friend: Hey Tom, I bet you a hundred bucks you won't write a whole song about fruit salad. Tom: Hold my fucking monster truck
@DreamteamsLeader
@DreamteamsLeader 2 жыл бұрын
He would never let someone touch his monster twuck
@pavelgladkevich169
@pavelgladkevich169 2 жыл бұрын
Tom Cardy needs to start touring and I need the tickets.
@Kaerusss
@Kaerusss 2 жыл бұрын
Those keyboard licks holding the universe together.
@JengaCube
@JengaCube 2 жыл бұрын
There's something soothing about watching an Australian in shorts, a vest and rocking a mustache sing at you to eat a fruit salad.
@ccrdrawing
@ccrdrawing 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like a potential animation meme that is going to be surprisingly angsty. I'm sure someone could turn this into a heartbreaking story.
@skyehoe-_-9736
@skyehoe-_-9736 2 жыл бұрын
I was enjoying my daily fruit salad.. but little did I know.. it was not mine.. it.. it had.. it had tomatoes in it.. I know that tomato is a fruit.. but man.. it doesn't belong on a fruit salad
@ccrdrawing
@ccrdrawing 2 жыл бұрын
a true tragedy....
@wh1skeys1erra
@wh1skeys1erra 2 жыл бұрын
The chromatic bit on "pretty good to me" around 0:28 is so nice. Also love your masterful use of cowbell. Thank you for this.
@xXWaifuInsuranceXx
@xXWaifuInsuranceXx 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe it's only been a week and a day. It feels like this has been around for longer, probably because of how many times I've listened. Certified banger.
@HorseMan69
@HorseMan69 Жыл бұрын
never thought i would be one day dancing to a song about salad and fruit, but here we are
@shirleysavitts9647
@shirleysavitts9647 2 жыл бұрын
First time viewing Tom Cardy and it was delightful, great beat, he has good moves, nice voice and comical words and expressions, AND I loved the banging on the cow bells. :D . Thank you John and Alek
2 жыл бұрын
This has amazing harmonies and complexities and it is absolutely the best song about fruit salad anybody will ever make. This is the perfect fruit salad song.
2 жыл бұрын
We will learn about this in school once scientific research and mathematics reveal a new field of study: "Objective Art". The study rooted on the discovery of it being possible to make a perfect form of art regarding a particular topic. It will be shown that the set of all possible future outcomes from a given point in time can't yield a better song about fruit salad than this one. September 9th 2021 will forever be regarded as the birth of the field of study known as Objective Art.
@blargh559
@blargh559 2 жыл бұрын
can't get over how tight this song is, julia kills the lalalas honestly
@xMrsKittie
@xMrsKittie 2 жыл бұрын
Every ime I watch one of these videos I'm blown away by how much time and effort it must have taken to put this whole thing together. His songs are amazing and I can't help but dance to each one, but holy cow!
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