Full Stomach, Heavy Heart, Will Lose | Chapo Trap House

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Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

2 жыл бұрын

Episode 630 - Full Stomach, Heavy Heart, Will Lose (5/23/22)
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Helllllloooo babies! Just as we anticipated, Eric Adams explores a run for president in 2024, so we look at the possibility of New York’s mayor taking his vibe revolution national. We also look at some juicy financial drama going on over at Black Rifle Coffee Company, plus, Tom Friedman’s sad, ominous lunch with the President.
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Пікірлер: 127
@Durrutitv
@Durrutitv 2 жыл бұрын
The massage to sex pivot is a classic! It's got that sexy "I just lost my virginity and I can't initiate sex without being as clumsy and awkward as possible" vibe!
@the_exegete
@the_exegete 2 жыл бұрын
Chantilly Lace is not merely a bop. It is a big bop. Perhaps the biggest bop of all.
@friendoftheshow8117
@friendoftheshow8117 2 жыл бұрын
Heavy is the heart that has a full stomach
@BigHomieGayAss1917
@BigHomieGayAss1917 2 жыл бұрын
What if he was the Big Topper and he blew men
@deathmagneto-soy
@deathmagneto-soy 2 жыл бұрын
What if he were the Big Flopper and he couldn't get it up.
@TheLegPumpkin
@TheLegPumpkin 2 жыл бұрын
What if he was Big Copper and he choked black guys to death.
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta have a diet Coke instead of the milkshake. Trump was the best drink picking president we have had sense the doodoo water days.
@solas6342
@solas6342 2 жыл бұрын
Felix's Valor-stealing skills are slipping, "I don't hear a combat badge in there" The CIB is the "Combat Infantryman Badge", awarded to combat arms soldiers who receive small arms fire from an enemy combatant.
@kingofsting19
@kingofsting19 2 жыл бұрын
Based on this wording, does the soldier need to actually be hit to get the badge, or does this just cover being shot at?
@solas6342
@solas6342 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingofsting19 just being shot at gets you the award.
@cia4U9525
@cia4U9525 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for holding them accountable
@howilearned2stopworrying508
@howilearned2stopworrying508 2 жыл бұрын
how many American civilians are eligible for the CIB after receiving small arms fire in mass shootings?
@Youtubesucks3
@Youtubesucks3 2 жыл бұрын
@@howilearned2stopworrying508 it's 'received fire from an enemy combatant' so it doesn't apply if the shooter was an FBI asset
@zzmoonz
@zzmoonz 2 жыл бұрын
wait Felix isn't constantly stoned?
@deanrao4805
@deanrao4805 2 жыл бұрын
Thomas Friedman's well-fed face is my image of what a pictorial-dictionary's entry should be for the expression "Fat, dumb, and happy". (Also for that German expression that translates to something like "a face in need of a fist".)
@mrsoshadabaadman
@mrsoshadabaadman 2 жыл бұрын
Liquid Swords changed my life. Wow wish I could see Chapo and the GZA live. But damn South Africa is so damn far and expensive to leave lol.
@mitchclark1532
@mitchclark1532 2 жыл бұрын
Chapo feat. GZA
@TigerDriver91
@TigerDriver91 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@capsjukebox
@capsjukebox 2 жыл бұрын
All these billionaire creeps sexual proclivities seem to come from briefly unscrambled moments of Red Shoe Diaries
@THX11458
@THX11458 2 жыл бұрын
There's no German dream? I beg to differ, everyone knows the German dream is to annex the Sudetenland and invade Poland.
@bigbrother787
@bigbrother787 2 жыл бұрын
Lebensraum!
@redokie5784
@redokie5784 2 жыл бұрын
You know the enchantress gots a fishy one😳
@juliettedemaso7588
@juliettedemaso7588 2 жыл бұрын
~Said every boy still trying to make his daddy laugh.
@BigHomieGayAss1917
@BigHomieGayAss1917 2 жыл бұрын
@@juliettedemaso7588 Fish Hoes mad
@redokie5784
@redokie5784 2 жыл бұрын
@@juliettedemaso7588 11 daddies pleased as of this comment
@5508Vanderdekken
@5508Vanderdekken 2 жыл бұрын
@@redokie5784 so, at this point, a like:view ratio of 0.00097?
@GayTier1Operator
@GayTier1Operator 2 жыл бұрын
Juliette De Maso lmao
@romanmanner
@romanmanner 2 жыл бұрын
A "CIB" is a "Combat Infantryman Badge." Great episode, btw.
@debrasue2793
@debrasue2793 2 жыл бұрын
that being said, i know half a dozen people that recieved CIB/CAB's from being "verifiably in the vicinity" of a fresh blind-fire mortar round crater on bagram (read: including anyone that sprinted out to the impact site and made it there before first responders did), so having "combat-related" chest candy only means as much as what your S1 commander was willing to sign off on.
@ericlarsen9830
@ericlarsen9830 2 жыл бұрын
Can civilians who survive mass shooting be eligible for your bullshit merit badge?
@rustyjohnson5018
@rustyjohnson5018 2 жыл бұрын
George H.W. Butch. Cool haircut variation or awesome lesbian Halloween costume.
@PR0MAN01
@PR0MAN01 2 жыл бұрын
Someone get JB Pritzker as his running mate and we have a landslide election on our hands
@Operation_Lukey
@Operation_Lukey 2 жыл бұрын
Who else is a bopper in the Chapo fan base
@whentheleveebreaks4732
@whentheleveebreaks4732 2 жыл бұрын
Oh baby you know what I like…
@weejockpoopongmcplop
@weejockpoopongmcplop 2 жыл бұрын
When I was at school the modules for mathematics were classified as either Pure, Discrete, Mechanics or Statistics. So the term Pure Maths is familiar to me, though without further qualification I would assume any degree in Mathematics was a degree in Pure Mathematics.
@TheYopogo
@TheYopogo 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Pure Maths is a pretty normal term in academic mathematics
@nicolev2028
@nicolev2028 2 жыл бұрын
thank goodness Felix is safe in cali away from these Eric Adams mess.
@mdgraller
@mdgraller 2 жыл бұрын
39:30 Holy shit, I grew up on the North Shore and the Caribou in my town closed due to the rumors LOL
@lampb00bs
@lampb00bs 2 жыл бұрын
Pickathon is so spendy guys! You must do another Portland show
@mitchclark1532
@mitchclark1532 2 жыл бұрын
I just looked and it has an impressive lineup. I really want to see Jake Xerxes Fussell. lol Obscure but really cool folk guitarist. Check out the song “Rabbit on a Log”.
@anthonysanfilipo9833
@anthonysanfilipo9833 2 жыл бұрын
Is that Rabbit IN A Log? Cuz thats a traditional bluegrass song like 80 years old.
@lampb00bs
@lampb00bs 2 жыл бұрын
@@mitchclark1532 for sure it looks like an amazing time, if you can afford it. Which... I can't and most of my other Chapo friends can't...
@harryworth4824
@harryworth4824 2 жыл бұрын
Rebuild the Satyricon
@the-craig
@the-craig 2 жыл бұрын
Ok so that's why I keep getting recommendations from Google for Wet Leg
@ChewyThomson
@ChewyThomson 2 жыл бұрын
Birdbrain extraordinaire Tom Freidman is back
@BigDawg-if7ti
@BigDawg-if7ti Жыл бұрын
Ubi basically just admitting we live in a corporate oligopoly, and totally giving into it 😂
@oldmanbob417
@oldmanbob417 2 жыл бұрын
Pick a thon is so fun, anyone close should definitely go. If GZA is playing Portland, go to that too. It’ll be the smallest crowd you’ll ever see GZA with. He kills it live, Portland just isn’t that into hiphop
@zainmudassir2964
@zainmudassir2964 9 ай бұрын
Hope Matt Christman and his child okay
@nickkelly1485
@nickkelly1485 Ай бұрын
They are both healthy!
@richarcher499
@richarcher499 Жыл бұрын
Ted Kaczynski fancies himself a bit of a Pure Mathematics genius as well iirc
@mrboomward
@mrboomward 5 ай бұрын
As dumb as his political ideology was, he actually was a mathematical genius. His colleagues and professors in academia still vouch for his work. His research is far to niche and advanced for almost anyone (definitely for me) to understand, but Ted Kaczynski was definitely an incredibly talented mathematician.
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 2 жыл бұрын
That lunch order was on point! Maybe a little cottage cheese to go with the mixed fruit. Real missed opportunity there.
@mitchclark1532
@mitchclark1532 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Big Bopper
@HunderbarDachs
@HunderbarDachs 2 жыл бұрын
Pick A Thon is just about 4 miles up the road from me, but I'll chill at home. Have fun!
@jayanti2371
@jayanti2371 2 жыл бұрын
can someone pls explain matt's joke at 46:45 and felix's at 47:03
@enchantrem
@enchantrem 2 жыл бұрын
Jamón ibérico is Iberian ham served on a weird bourgie ham-displaying mechanism. Dunno what's up with the Jamaican podcasters or whatever.
@greenseer6
@greenseer6 2 жыл бұрын
mind of json
@windchimes4227
@windchimes4227 2 жыл бұрын
“It is happening again”
@OstrichRidingCowboy
@OstrichRidingCowboy 2 жыл бұрын
1:12:50 That's how Hitchens died, right?
@kivsto8130
@kivsto8130 2 жыл бұрын
Will got into the black rifle coffee stores before the ep
@danielknower4774
@danielknower4774 2 жыл бұрын
Was stoked to come see you guys at Pickathon, my first time ever going, and then me and my girlfriend broke up and she has the tickets =(
@Nehopienelepalle
@Nehopienelepalle 2 жыл бұрын
that's rough, buddy
@danielknower4774
@danielknower4774 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nehopienelepalle its cool
@whentheleveebreaks4732
@whentheleveebreaks4732 2 жыл бұрын
Oh baby you know what I like
@sparkpenguin
@sparkpenguin 2 жыл бұрын
felix beat me to the crust punk barbie joke i was gonna make in the comments, but i'm not even mad but then the hot primordial ooze lacroix bit did make me mad bc he didn't even mention the 70/40 odds it's a week's worth of oysters in there
@Hud23
@Hud23 2 жыл бұрын
The Stars are Right.
@billkowalsky
@billkowalsky 2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, Guerilla Toss has a new album?
@marcuswalters8093
@marcuswalters8093 2 жыл бұрын
My back is so fucked up that if I harassed a massage from someone, I'd actually just take the massage. I also love that these creeps *take* a massage in order to slip into a sexual situation rather than *give* one.
@willywonka7812
@willywonka7812 2 жыл бұрын
I dunno about that point. People who go around offering massages, especially looking like elon musk, seem pretty creepy automatically. I'm not going to assume they're being kind and considerate as my first impression
@mrpieceofwork
@mrpieceofwork 2 жыл бұрын
most things are fine
@JoshuaWillis89
@JoshuaWillis89 2 жыл бұрын
If POTUS is the highest executive position in the US, and mayor of NY is the third highest, what’s the second?
@Ozymandias42
@Ozymandias42 2 жыл бұрын
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Grand Marshall
@friendoftheshow8117
@friendoftheshow8117 2 жыл бұрын
The first draft pick of the season
@Max17766
@Max17766 2 жыл бұрын
Governor of California
@factanonverba7547
@factanonverba7547 2 жыл бұрын
Boop
@timpietim
@timpietim 2 жыл бұрын
a very shill time
@howwitty
@howwitty 2 жыл бұрын
Chapo is HOT
@ellie3910
@ellie3910 2 жыл бұрын
First and shit! Love Johnny Depp and Amber heard 👂
@idklol4197
@idklol4197 2 жыл бұрын
opie and anthony has the funnier big bopper bit sorry
@gustavmarie
@gustavmarie 2 жыл бұрын
Chantilly lace propeller going through my face
@abberss
@abberss 2 жыл бұрын
maybe, but that would require listening to Opie and Anthony
@ross4
@ross4 2 жыл бұрын
More like Chapo Crap House
@sr-gc6vh
@sr-gc6vh 2 жыл бұрын
Get lost then.
@ChewyThomson
@ChewyThomson 2 жыл бұрын
Boom roasted
@mitchclark1532
@mitchclark1532 2 жыл бұрын
More like Chapo Way Cooler Than You House!
@billyscenic5610
@billyscenic5610 2 жыл бұрын
Your avatar pic tells me you beat women.
@ReallyCoolGuy6969
@ReallyCoolGuy6969 2 жыл бұрын
More like 5 AM
@matthijsborgdorff7766
@matthijsborgdorff7766 2 жыл бұрын
They demonstrate such ignorance about Teslas. Not defending Musk, but the cars are actually good and very safe. It made me wonder if they are equally poorly informed about the other things they express such strong opinions on. I hope not, because I actually really like these boys.
@harryworth4824
@harryworth4824 2 жыл бұрын
Electric cars also destroy the environment including releasing greenhouse gases through resource mining, manufacturing processes pollutants and ultimately going to the landfill in mass droves. The pollution they cause is simply unnecessary as is the amount of urban space squandered on parking and other paved over autocentric wastes. They also perpetuate urban sprawl, redlining, the food deserts that come from that invariably, along with cities that are not navigable as a pedestrian or bicyclist and are, in fact, inhospitable to humanity along with being horrendous towards animals. They add to traffic congestion. Commodification of societal needs and normalization of trying to substitute rampant consumerism where we need standardized, regulated and uniform public utilities doesn’t work. Putting the financial burden of transportation inefficiently and directly on the individual citizen is simply not wise or fair and hasn’t been the norm for even 80 years. We need to invest in commuter rail that’s properly implemented as it typically is overseas. A commuter rail system is an engineering marvel while buses are just buses. The most reliable predictor of a neighborhood being impoverished is if it has no commuter rail connection. The American people are apathetic through decades of disenfranchisement and a lot of that marginalization (eg Robert Moses’s racist urban renewal) is through divestment of public infrastructure, utilities and programs to help the American people. How many special places were destroyed fated to become mere parking lots? How many lives were wrecked as entire communities and cultural centers of minorities were wiped off the face of the world as though an atomic bomb had been dropped on it in order to force through highway robbery highways were pushed through the wreckage and rubble of razed annihilation that those same victims now in atomized diaspora had to then help subsidize which is often the case with the rapid onslaught and constantly rupturing outbreak of mediocre monstrosities being raised all over the place currently, looming gloomily over neighborhoods they’ve doomed as ugly tombstones in the spaces of what was demolished for them to be erected. We’re past the point of car dominated transportation being anything better than a tragic hindrance or an outright travesty. Public works materially improving life for the taxpaying citizenry will bolster civic pride. Transcontinental High Speed Rail should integrate seamlessly with commuter rail networks so it can evenly function as one cohesive system and this will convert flyover country back into a thriving heartland by functioning as an artery of commute and commerce which will reduce clustering on the coasts. Similarly, wholly integrated circuits of commuter rail blended with interurban routes, light rail lines, street car grids, subways, and even trolleys along with ferries functioning together as a comprehensive series of interwoven systems would prevent people from having to live on top of each other in city centers in order to have quick access to urban cores and downtown areas so this would stimulate our local economies and prevent gentrification from demolishing cherished heirlooms of our historicity, destroying our classic neighborhoods, shredding the fabric of our communities and toppling our civic landmarks and architectural heirlooms along with other social capital such as venerable culture generating venues. Numerous studies show that built environments of homogenously bleak and bland duplitecture dreck made from extremely toxic and highly flammable petrochemicals that profiteering developers push on us for their privatized gains to our public loss for the riches of themselves and corporate slumlords not only cause homelessness from being financially inaccessible to most Americans, but also cause depression from creating such a devastatingly sterile, cold, unloving urban habitat that’s too congested and overcrowded to work properly as a correctly engineered built environment. Our downtowns are chock full of skyscrapers and high rises that are horrible for the climate and environment whether they’re LEED certified or not. Our roadways are overcrowded and no amount of widening them and adding lanes will do anything to help it because it just leads to induced demand that inevitably grinds to a halt at snags and bottlenecks down the road. Shouldn’t American cities be thriving centers of culture and character rather than austere and chintzy morasses of mediocrity? I believe that we can design the cities of our nation to reflect a future that embraces humanity and that we also must for America to have any sort of a bright future ahead of it. Right now we are mired in the destruction of our cities from the inward attacking neocolonial oppressors who weaponize their clout of wealth against the nation for their own off-shore un-American gains of privileged, parasitic, private profits. This greed fueled anti-social exploitation is present day feudalism driving us into another gilded age. Tons of new brutalist “luxury living” housing units remain empty serving only as financial assets in investment portfolios of hedge fund and permanent capital firm cretins sheltering dubiously acquired wealth instead of as direly needed shelter for humans. We deserve a landscape we can be proud of and country should come first before corporate looting and exploitation. Legacies are important and live on forever. With space opened up in our cities we could rebuild beloved structures gone from economic and environmental disaster utilizing new technologies such as hempcrete and 3-D printing. We could create vertical agriculture farms etc. on spots currently now just serving as paved over squares and nothing more. With solutionary commuter rail infrastructure forming the framework of walkable environs Americans won’t be shoe-horned into a physical atmosphere that forces bad health upon them. We can extend democracy into offering the taxpayer residents democratic say in what their city consists of, how it looks and how it operates promoting civic engagement and participation.
@5508Vanderdekken
@5508Vanderdekken 2 жыл бұрын
Well, demonstrably false, but jfc maybe learn to do some critical thinking if you're going to take everything they say as fact
@st2udent_650
@st2udent_650 2 жыл бұрын
They might be safe to drive but electric car battery fires in general are incredibly dangerous.
@GayTier1Operator
@GayTier1Operator 2 жыл бұрын
their self driving feature kills people, their doors cannot open in temperatures under 40 degrees, they are easily hacked, the battery fires are mad dangerous, and elon has done none of the engineering
@TheYopogo
@TheYopogo 2 жыл бұрын
Electric cars in general aren't the solution anyway. I think the hype around them is basically a form of denial about the transformations which must happen. We need to get off cars as the main centre of all our infrastructure. Electric cars too. Walkable communities and radically cheaper, easier, cleaner, better public transport. With a little bit of electric cars to fill in any gaps. That has to be where we head. Think of the extent to which every city every town, every neighbourhood, absolutely everything we build is bent to accommodate cars. If we bent everything to accommodate walkable communities and easy, good, cheap public transport our towns and cities would feel like utopias compared to what we live with now.
@bitteralmonds666
@bitteralmonds666 2 жыл бұрын
Nuru massage? 🧼🧴🧉🦄
@callum6224
@callum6224 2 жыл бұрын
Big big fan
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