I'm late 0:10 この字幕は表示用です = This subtitle is for display only 0:14 アヨ・ザ・ピザ = Ayo the pizza 0:17 いぬはなにをしているのか = What the dog doin 0:20 ダンスが始まる = The dance begins 0:23 日本語で名誉がどうとか = idk what honor is in Japanese 0:27 英語から日本語への　訳 = English to Japanese translation 0:30 この兵士は素晴らしいジャンパーです = This soldier is great (awesome?) jumper 0:33 チャンネル登録 = Subscribe to channel 0:49 将軍はシンクを片付けろという = The general says clean up the sink. 0:56 視聴者からの要望でやってみました = I did this at the request of a viewer. 1:02 よーし = alright 1:06 ポテチ = Potato chip 1:07 三角 = triangle 1:08 パン = bread 1:09 ロマンス = romance 1:11 セメンゾーンへようこそ = WELCOME 2 SEMEN ZONE 1:15 その兵士はまばたきができる = That soldier can blink. 1:18 もうやり飽きたよ = I'm tired (to doing it) 1:22 ここにテキストを挿入 = insert text here. 1:25 私のマネタイズはどこにあるのか = Where is my monetization? 1:28 悪いインターネットに関するジョーク = Jokes about bad Internet 1:31 面白くない = NOT FUNNY 1:35 冷蔵庫から出られなくなる = stuck in the fridge 1:38 そんな目で見るな = Don't look at me like that 1:54 へべれけ = drunk 2:20 よーし = alright 2:24 ポテチ = potato chip 2:25 三角 = triangle 2:26 パン = bread 2:28 ロマンス = romance 2:29 セメンゾーンへようこそ = Welcome to *SemenZone* 2:33 ロールダウンについて知っていること = What we(,you,i) know about roll-down 2:40 ヌードル・デュード　ありがとう = Thanks NoodleDude (wow... Thank you too) 3:01 名前が変わっていることにお気づきでしょうか = did you noticed that name has changed 3:14 しに = dying, going to ded, shini 3:16 パイ = Pie 3:17 新が必要です = need "NEW" 3:20 以外の別名を使ったことがない = Never used an alias other than 3:24 アイラブミーム = ilovememes 3:29 パンといえば = saying of bread (about bread ?) 3:32 これはバケツです = this is a bucket. 3:36 訳しないでください = do not translate. (:o) 3:39 あなたは美しい = You're beautiful 3:43 この音楽がどれだけ好きか = How much I(you,we) love(like) this music. 3:49 ふたなりについて検索しないでください = Do not search about Futanari 3:57 次回の動画は近日中に公開予定です = Next video coming soon (in few days) 4:04 はい、はい、私はロシア出身です = yes yes i'm from russia *ペイントレイン* ...pain train...

Soldier with his eyes barely poking out of his helmet is unironically a really fucking striking image, not even sure how to describe it but it's some kinda vibe

I love how demoman isn't even speaking japanise yet he sounds like he is

This is so utterly dumb, clever and hilarious at the same time. This is the prime example of how parodies can be better than the original in the right circumstances

I respect the little nods to tf2 here and there, like: The soldier (from tf2) The spy (from tf2) The demo (from tf2) The birds (from the cia) Rocket Jump Waltz (from my playlist) Very nice.

Now THIS is great. We should have more TF2 Vocaloid parodies!

dude the fucking spy stabbing soldier then getting shoveled was amazing, thank you for this beauty of a video

I feel like this version is even more depressing than the original. Good video!

So this is the pain train station that Demoman was talking about

1:57 a bit obvious but demoman's not actually speaking japanese, just his original english drunk line that's been distorted a little.

i absoluely love the details that stay true to the original while still giving it the TF2 twist can't imagine how long this must have taken, all for a meme lol

The fact that this dude even added the rocket jump waltz made me tear up a bit i respect that

i like how he pronounces japanese it's so american as expected from soldier

*TF2 and Lag Train is a perfect combination!*

1:28 "SOLDIER YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE VIDEO FOR A MINUTE ITS MY TURN NOW"

I might have actually gasped a little at the backstab twist

I'm sorry but I just can't stop replaying the whole Soldier/Spy section around 1:28 - 1:38 , just love how the sound effects go together so good! Awesome video! Incredibly underrated :D

he just sounds out of breath poor soldier needs some oxygen

Soldier is in constant 1000 yard stare.

Everything is great, you're such a genius (Combining the Rocket Jump Waltz, the Demoman, the Archimedes) ! 11/10

This brings me back to the late 2000's when tf2 and touhou were simultaneously popular and had a lot of fan crossover

I was already impressed to see the low framerate animated soldier with the bouncing grenades and satchel reacting to his movement, and then I heard the sentence spliced lyrics, and lyrics being altered to fit TF2 and then I heard rocket waltz playing at the same BPM It's a work of art, there's so much effort in this that it's hard not to see it literally gushing out

I'm glad this kind of tf2 shitposts are still being made nowadays, this is honestly god-tier

He has that same beautiful singing voice 💙

I don't know what Lagtrain is, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask. Either way, this is a banger. Love the mixing of Rocket Jump Waltz in the song, and the SFM animations are just **chef's kiss.**

(I decided to translate through a translator because you will be too lazy to translate yourself) So quickly everyone started sending this video to friends, TF2 fans and in general, there should be more than a thousand likes now, go ahead!

Это можно слушать бесконечно. Я не поленился и перевел что там написано. Картошка. Ведро. Кстати о хлебе. Это заслуживает уважения.

Let’s go!!! I have been waiting for this master piece. I really love the animations and the unique transitions, you are very underrated.

ソルジャーが主演だとすげぇシュールだけど これはこれで良いw

This will forever be a timeless masterpiece.

Чел харооооош. Оч хорошая работа, и я очень рад, что у этого шедевра появилась фулл версия. Прекрасная работа, которую я реально буду слушать не иронично. ((А видео - это просто шедевр, боже мой. Самая лучшая версия лагтрейна))

This will be my favourite song and you’re doing a great job doing the animation. This is brilliant and masterpiece. Like it a lot.

this slaps, love the Rocket Jump Waltz mixed in

*The Madlad did it,* never thought you would make the full version! Dang absolutely good work, man.

This is incredibly well done. Like seriously, good job. Love the little touches you added! They add a lot of character.

R.İ.P Soldier September 21, 1940 - April 8, 2020 he was a good man

If this is the pain train, I gladly board it.

даже спустя десятки лет я не смогу слушать тему солдата без грусти на душе

Soldier accidentally drunk a bit too much Demo's booze and as a result Archimedes cloned himself and broke the laws of physics. Soldier, are you okay?

ペイントレインとか言うもうこれのためだけに生まれたようなネーミングセンス

There's many things that this video makes me feel, including sadness, joy, nostalgia and hope.

man this is well made gotta respect people who can use sfm/blender stuff to make meme or other stuff if you know what i mean

Perfect timing XD, thanks for introducing me this song.

I love your content so much and it’s so underrated, I wish it had more views

Utterly unreal. The sheer amount of effort put into this is absolutely outstanding. The subtitles are fantastic, many keks hidden in their; this mixing is extremely well done as well. I cannot even comprehend how long this must have taken. 10/10 meme right here. The summit of top kek has been reached.

you edited this so flawlessly that i return back here to watch it almost every day because it's so good. excelent work my guy!

Ayo nice, thanks for your work, I liked the spy’s and demo’s inclusion

Man, you dont know how much im in love with you, you make me find one of my now loved music artists, i used to see this at the time you upload it, many thanks! ^^

finaly... thank you :) this is a realy good stuff, good job, man!

NOT THE ROCKET JUMP WALTZ!? MY MAN COOKED THE MOST DELICIOUS MEAL

HOLY SHIT the amount of effort put into this is insane!! I can't believe I'm just now seeing this

the music with soldier's voice is absolutely horrible but the animation is frickin great and the sheer amount of work put into it is amazing I love this

it took someone pointing it out for me to realize demoman is actually just saying his gibberish voicelines

間違いなく日本人の目にも入ってます！！

Dude, listen here, I find this *WAY* more catchier than the other versions I've listened to. I swear, if my friends find that I listen to this as one of my daily tunes, I'm never going to hear the end of it. This is really good! The animation is splendid and it really added to the beat and what made me find this whole thing spectacular! Hilarious and yet so pleasing! My goodness, dude...

- Which vocaliod do u like more? - Soldier

3:32 dear god

3:26 best moment!

Люди используют наркотики чтобы почувствовать кайф, но они просто не знают, что есть вещи лучше наркотиков.

Love this, been rewatching it for the past month

the demomans singing just being autotuned lines from the game is hilarious

this video... something about the choppy movements, the black n white and the way it makes soldiers eyes seem to glow, the movements themselves, and the music on top of it puts me in a trance.... i've watched this video 3 times today

thx y for the full version its so good xD

I love how you changed Lag Train to Pain Train, that's clever!

this is how gregcool2015 feels after getting a half-zatoichi drop on a trade map

Most, if not all of the song is unintelligible af, but the visuals and audio tunes are on the spot, absolute cinema ma guy 🔥🔥🔥

this personally fulfilled my life goal and exceeded every expectation i could have had, THANK YOU SO MUCH! great job

I’m late to this but this is extremely underrated and well made, great work dude :)

"i've been waiting for this"

We need to remake this, today, we have the right tools to make it sound even more like Soldier

“Hi demoman” 💀

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL GHRKSUIEWQWDFNGHHHHH I LOVE IT SO MUCH, MAN, YOU'RE A GENIUS, also it's fr feels depressing, as it should be, you've done good work on keepin' the vibe of original and mashup with rj waltz is fucking fire

It's beautiful....

Dude that was awesome! Reminds me of the Serial Experiments Heavy video, or any of those Rolling Girl Videos. :D

My dream come true, no words for this.

This Is easily my favorite Lag Train parody Hats off to you sir!

Ты не представляешь как быстро я нажал на экран и перешёл по ссылке, мне казалось я заорал на весь дом, от радости! FULL VERSION!!!! УРА! УРАААААААААА

I love everything about this, from the animation to the music to how good it is. Why is this not on spotify

Не могу понять почему твой канал получил так мало признания, действительно великолепная работа.

Yes! I've been waiting for this!

Why is so well made tho- 😭

this sounds like, soldier cant even say somethink

this is genuinely well made

Not sure what lagtrain is, but this is quite poggers

The cut up voice lines are much better than the AI slop that is pushed out nowadays. It takes some effort and I'm glad to see it.

Now this is the high effort type of a shitpost that I love internet for.

This made my *PAINIS* really hard. Good work!

This is a complete masterpiece, friggin love it

I put this video as a discord banner and it looks too good

This video let me discover lagtrain and it's now my favourite song and i really want you to thank you for it :)

man, it’s amazing

ちょっとおしゃれでいいね

That soldier is a spy

I kip rewatching this, I just can't stop, this is so addicting and good.

I love the vague Rocket Jump Waltz in the background of some parts

Renaming Pain Train to "Lag Train"

I love how it says "paintrain" (ペイントレイン) in the thumbnail.

1:08 - my pain is checked?!?

This is freaking beautiful! I hate that I'm a year late but this is so freaking fun to watch! The low freame rate works soooo freaking smooth! Impressive! And i think i llike this alot more cause my two favourite mercs are there lol (soldier and demoman). Again really well made!

Dude I need this on spotify I fucking love this version over the original for some reason