FUNNIEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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@justkdijah 11 ай бұрын

Fuhad is so used to James and his stories. When he said "did I tell you I had a ghost in my yard the other day." He was calm about it. I was here hollering!

@iamannem.s3101 11 ай бұрын

No he actually rolled his eyes

@alexdeleon4997 11 ай бұрын

Bro was like "wtf"

@countessstevens63 11 ай бұрын

His face was hilarious

@gracecamaxtli7090 11 ай бұрын

@@iamannem.s3101seems like he was in a mood even before the ghost story 😂

@julezxz 11 ай бұрын

one day yall will get a medal for bringing serious laughs in one of our most depressing inflation eras

@iamannem.s3101 11 ай бұрын

Right the prices are actually deadly

@ilhaamfoster4617 11 ай бұрын

I wonder if you can get a Nobel prize for something like this. 😮

@pmccray551 11 ай бұрын

FACTS!

@BikeShorts69 11 ай бұрын

Calm down

@bellaprincesa2452 11 ай бұрын

Fr this shit so ghetto out here 😂

@aliciaw3347 11 ай бұрын

Why does all of James' fears end in his cheeks being ran through! 😂😂😂 The terror this man must live with every day! 😅😅😅

@autumnblalock5644 11 ай бұрын

PREACH 😂😂

@Pink_lipsty 11 ай бұрын

Lmfao fact

@mariamakanu 11 ай бұрын

Just like Tom from the boondocks 😂

@bellaprincesa2452 11 ай бұрын

Fr he like Mr Dubois on Boondocks

@daniellew.7928 10 ай бұрын

@@mariamakanuI was JUST gonna comment this!!😂😂

@werekat1367 11 ай бұрын

That soulmate "spit it out" text is the kind of shit that haunts me before I fall asleep at night 😩😩😩😩

@TimTheEnchanter0 11 ай бұрын

Don’t let it. Man/woman of your dreams is out here enjoying themselves 🤷🏻‍♀️

@msthang5366 11 ай бұрын

Mine is somewhere eating the groceries.. EXACTLY WHY I am celibate..

@werekat1367 11 ай бұрын

@@TimTheEnchanter0 that's why it haunts me!!! Cause I'm celibate!!! 😭😭😭😭

@whatwasisnot 11 ай бұрын

@@TimTheEnchanter0You got that hoe mentality that has destroyed marriage as an institution.

@bluebelle2193 2 ай бұрын

@@werekat1367same same

@mrsbee4230 11 ай бұрын

“Why do you wanna make him feel good”😂😂😂😂😂😂 The best duo in the internet atm 💯

@Clubsandwichchav 11 ай бұрын

when in the vid was this?

@toxicwifi65 11 ай бұрын

@@Clubsandwichchavaround 2:40

@MaidenHelll 11 ай бұрын

This isn’t Bobby lee and Andrew Santino

@lj0727 11 ай бұрын

I never thought about this... but it's so true. At least for sex it's about getting yourself off... giving him head is all about him.

@katnicholson9976 11 ай бұрын

The stinky nipples one had me weak🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MzVampira 11 ай бұрын

For real though!!! I freakin gasped and choked on my laughter from the shock of that statement

@KingdomLovesyou 9 ай бұрын

No Fa real I still watch that like its new

@danikahholdman2609 11 ай бұрын

That ‘toxic men’ story; she’s probably telling herself, “I like him because he’s honest.” 😭😂

@philiptettehokai 11 ай бұрын

To be fair the guy in question said that with a funny charm and concluded with "that or I'll get you flowers"...

@msthang5366 11 ай бұрын

Or, she’s just as toxic.. Have you ever seen two toxic people get together? It’s like a train crash, you cannot look away, although you will see some shit..

@ayoublahrach4169 11 ай бұрын

She probably taught "I can fix him"

@LuwiKangombi 11 ай бұрын

@@ayoublahrach4169 it’s crazy how women think they can change everyone 😅

@Alia89119 11 ай бұрын

I'm a woman, and I wonder what we be on sometimes. This generation is just different.

@lisad2528 11 ай бұрын

I’m hollering at James peeking to make sure Fuhad saw how he was laying 😂😂😂😂

@even5584 11 ай бұрын

That fear James talks about at 11:20 is the exact same fear women face when men are aggressive about their approach, don’t take rejection well, invade their space on a dance floor or home, or are relentless about pursuing her when she is clearly not interested

@elijahbillings4658 11 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear that. God bless you

@lj0727 11 ай бұрын

Right? This is how women feel all the time really

@soulvibe6533 11 ай бұрын

If I was a girl I would start acting all sexy and shit get close grab it then just squeeze it. Like I’m trying to get the water out my wash cloth.

@natalierodney4740 11 ай бұрын

Its the way how James looks when he is laughing like he is grasping for air, takes me out everytime 😂😂😂

@pejp5890 11 ай бұрын

Watching this on the train and trying not to laugh out loud has me feeling like an athlete 😂😂😂

@Clubsandwichchav 11 ай бұрын

been there

@SiphoSy 11 ай бұрын

Those abs on fire now😂😂

@elijahbillings4658 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@paypigsqueals 11 ай бұрын

"Who makes your nipples stink" .... I have to leave this world now 😂

@msthang5366 11 ай бұрын

Absolutely!!! The way my senses and face is set up.. I will let you know you stink..

@kanyasicam3130 11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@reginafromrio 11 ай бұрын

For real!! 😅

@bluebelle2193 2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@rojeff4547 11 ай бұрын

“did i tell you i had a GHOST in my yard” 😭😭😭 james WHAT

@rchen3 11 ай бұрын

The “Turn Around” tweet is so similar to the “50 condoms… Make it 52” one from a while back 😂😂😂

@elbossco4251 11 ай бұрын

I did not understand the turn around joke, what does it mean?

@Sci-mon_Sithole 11 ай бұрын

That had me in stitches 😂

@eliaspiressantos3389 11 ай бұрын

@@elbossco4251t means that the person is masturbating behind the person who made the question.

@chloesabada9538 11 ай бұрын

@@elbossco4251he's j*rking off behind her

@charcoal3946 11 ай бұрын

@@elbossco4251 it means that you'll find out what's the wildest place they've masturbated at if you turn around/ basically they're doing it behind you

@kwhisper1960 11 ай бұрын

Nahhhh that one about mopping himself into a corner weakened me 😂 ain’t no way that was the thing he came up with after brainstorming 😂 this is why you don’t lie 🤣

@joshaniew6081 11 ай бұрын

As sassy as James is.. He's afraid of someone taking his boochiecat

@Dirrtyvictory 11 ай бұрын

☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

@SkynByPri 11 ай бұрын

😂😂 yooooo wtf 😭😭

@tshepim6214 11 ай бұрын

Boochiecat 😭😭😭😂😂😂

@bluebelle2193 2 ай бұрын

Boochiecat?? 😂😂😂

@zacchaeush111 11 ай бұрын

10:49 The way James says gay is SENDING ME 😂😂

@groundzero2088 11 ай бұрын

When Fuhad turned to James, rolled his eyes and said "Mate what? No you never..." and then James continues the story and he goes "No you never." I lost my shit. I don't know why that was so funny to me😭

@stephaniehaynes8609 11 ай бұрын

Man said, "Scurvy". I'm done 😂😂😂😂😂

@bhustler2010 11 ай бұрын

Its y'alls delivery EVERY. SINGLE. TIME for me! I listen to you guys while I'm cleaning, while I'm driving, while I'm outside gardening n yall have me fuckin dyyiinnngggggg laughing!

@vickismith 11 ай бұрын

I've always changed my own tyres because I'm too impatient to wait on assistance. One time I was with my auntie and she was astounded that I knew how to do it and how quickly I had it done. My best time for changing a tyre was 12 minutes from pullover to back on the road. I was driving taxis at the time and had a £60 fare that I refused to let someone else get. The four guys bet me the cost of the fare if I could do it in under 15 minutes. Gave me £20 tip on top of the £60. Never had a round of applause for changing a tyre before or since 😅😅😅

@bhustler2010 11 ай бұрын

I'm a 33 yr old woman and I've always changed my own tires... I dont think I could date a man that csnt drive a manual or change his own tires cuz I'll be damned if he calls me to do it for him 😂😂😂😂

@vickismith 11 ай бұрын

@bhustler2010 I feel you! One time I was with my guy friend and he just stood looking over my shoulder scratching his head. His words were "I'll stand here and look pretty".

@msthang5366 11 ай бұрын

Gone GIRL!!!! That’s DOPE

@user-vv7hc7kb5o 11 ай бұрын

@@vickismith you're everything. he's just Ken🤓☝️

@elsa_nyc 11 ай бұрын

Brava!

@jezzikahh 11 ай бұрын

😂 the fact that the last one even got 2 men to propose to get herself in that predicament. Homegirl been living a double life for YEARS.

@nettmitch3452 11 ай бұрын

Asthmatics, get your inhaler before watching! 😂😂😂 The tweets are wild to me, but as per, it's the reactions that kill it 😅

@mesidye 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@LuwiKangombi 11 ай бұрын

9:22 classic black person reaction 😭😂😂 trust me I would also ignore it and sleep 💀

@Hawkmoon1981 11 ай бұрын

Grandma out here like "I don't gotta explain myself to you youngins - this is Mr. Lenny, now MIND YA BIZNESS!"

@ricaivory6571 11 ай бұрын

Why was James saying GAY so hard, he had to emphasize how much he was scared 😂😂😂😂😂

@mathabi.m 11 ай бұрын

🤣 🤣 James is so lightskin with his fantasies

@bl757 11 ай бұрын

Plot twist: it was Fuhad in James's place that night. It was a test run and James woke up too soon

@hummi83 11 ай бұрын

"my cheeks were his for the taking" 😆😆😆

@kanyasicam3130 11 ай бұрын

I became weak... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@m3lis54 11 ай бұрын

James laughing for 28 seconds straight is all I needed

@primodila9900 11 ай бұрын

"WHY ARE YOU RESPONDING WHEN YOU KNOW I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU" 😂💀GOOOOOONE

@AndresGomez-ct7qb 11 ай бұрын

I think James is talking about the blind dating clip with Zach Justice. The guy's a professional troll, and he was joking with the toxic thing and in the full video he was by far the funniest, that's why he got picked.

@msthang5366 11 ай бұрын

I swear

@tmmay.10 11 ай бұрын

The reaction to the nipple one is gold😂😂😂 Fuhad’s face expression and James laugh from the shock 😂😂

@austinosimetha4479 11 ай бұрын

Why has James experienced everything?😂

@ohkay5574 11 ай бұрын

Naa watching these episodes while eating or drinking is DANGEROUS 🤣😭

@possessorofthewingsofisis2741 11 ай бұрын

Or driving

@queend9759 11 ай бұрын

That nipple stink one absolutely had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Phoooooooooo, serious halitosis 🤢🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

@jordanjesso6914 11 ай бұрын

Stopped my rock climbing just to watch this 🤣 absolute killer jokes

@Jordandacosta25 11 ай бұрын

Funniest episode I’ve ever watched at the gym creasing 😂 Uber treating you like a prossy

@BansheeVanRaven 11 ай бұрын

"Fear ran through my blood". You just felt a sensation a lot of women have on a regular basis with men.

@lukecasey5669 10 ай бұрын

Oh well

@godrules3596 2 ай бұрын

Gtfoh this propagranda needs to go🙄 women call a nervous man saying "hello" as creepy

@junglekxngtalksanime 11 ай бұрын

"Why you responding when I wasn't talking to you?" 😭😭😭🤣🤣

@bin4518 11 ай бұрын

"He has gum disease!" 🤣😂

@SIMPLYSHONNY 11 ай бұрын

I swear they really make my day! My heart always feels so much joy watching them.

@ernaisaacs983 11 ай бұрын

Much love and uncontrollable laughs from South Africa 🇿🇦🖤✨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@skzilwa1379 11 ай бұрын

The fact that I'm watching during loadshedding is jarring

@not_kingkay 11 ай бұрын

@@skzilwa1379 FAAAAAAAAM

@oratengbooysen5710 11 ай бұрын

Me from Namibia 🇳🇦

@johannaasino7362 11 ай бұрын

@@oratengbooysen5710same here

@sinenhlanhla9339 11 ай бұрын

I have power but no water 😂😅.

@nuku9475 11 ай бұрын

we can all agree that Rem looked sexy at 11:14 No, just me? aiit then.

@zolisasibande5882 10 ай бұрын

I agree😩

@naimapeck1683 11 ай бұрын

The Boetas are back to tickle our funny bones and unleash the giggles😂😂😂 much love for this channel all the from South Africa Cape Town ❤❤❤

@akhonanonkelela6395 11 ай бұрын

Saw ‘Boetas’ and knew right away you’re my people 😭🫱🏼‍🫲🏽. Awe! 🥺

@naimapeck1683 11 ай бұрын

@@akhonanonkelela6395 Aweeee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@itsbello__ 11 ай бұрын

not "the boetas" 😭🤣🤣

@relationshitspodcast 11 ай бұрын

I'm never laughing at what they say, I'm only ever laughing at James's laugh

@mo4744 11 ай бұрын

'Adrenalin wouldn't save u coz his adrenaline will top you'😂😂😂

@tayoriginal4067 11 ай бұрын

James' stories don't even phase Fuhad 😂

@amazon6761 11 ай бұрын

I Love When They Say “women love toxic men” & I’m Over Here Not Wanting Any Man.

@tiniqlindo4573 11 ай бұрын

"Stop Bae, spit it out" .... just choked on smoke 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@colinlandess2735 11 ай бұрын

That nipple stink got me laughing so much

@Astriddd333 11 ай бұрын

"crying over a man who makes your nipples stink after he sucks them is crazy" fucking KILLED me 😭😭😭 i'm was trying so hard not to bust out laughing bc my bf sleeping right next to me omg 🤣

@Sara_ennit 11 ай бұрын

The flat chest one had my jaw dropped to the floor 💀💀 if I ever heard a man tell me I made him feel gay, my life is forfeit from that day cuz whats the actual point of me 🤡

@michaelroberts5191 11 ай бұрын

I'm glad my dad asked me to "help" him with a lot of things when i was younger. He was really just teaching me good life skills, how to change a tire, simple plumbing, knowing how to check and change a light switch. My friend's grandma lives me because I changed her tire on a rain night and the car was on a hill.

@llewis921 11 ай бұрын

I have to watch y’all at least once a day because the laughs put me in such a good mood. 😂😂

@risanddanny92515 11 ай бұрын

Y’all make me laugh through the toughest of times love from Philly!

@Ricanluve 11 ай бұрын

As much as I love the audio only, the video, just puts it over the top 😂😂😂 watching them interact in the best!

@anokgar2953 11 ай бұрын

James be saying the most out of pocket shit 😭😭

@ayomideawe802 11 ай бұрын

I was facing away from him and Fuegs snapping the Him part😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kola844 11 ай бұрын

The nipples tweet got me crying at work fam. Lmfao.

@angiepoosays 4 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@philomenakamsorochi6772 11 ай бұрын

The uber one is factssssss 😅😂

@annegorgeous5478 11 ай бұрын

“I was asleep like this”😭😂😂😂🔥

@refiloetshabalala4800 11 ай бұрын

James describing tire changing made me so happy😭

@catlyn2010 11 ай бұрын

Black Brits and the hard R is (in y'all words "jarring").

@noobs4hire441 11 ай бұрын

There was a what in your yard 😂😂😂

@jaqwatson9425 11 ай бұрын

Proper laughing out loud ~ thank you 🙏🏼 it was muchly needed!!!

@SareBear2000 11 ай бұрын

Y'all's impression of changing tires had me deaddddd🤣🤣🤣 guuuur guuurrr🔩 skuuuuurt🏎️

@tshepim6214 11 ай бұрын

Not “my friend Mr Lenny” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kimberlykelly8651 11 ай бұрын

It's the "ting" for me ❤😂 I love you guys so much 😂😂

@jessicachristine2885 11 ай бұрын

lmmfao @ 7:41 im cryyyyyin. rewind!!

@eclipsestorm1975 11 ай бұрын

😂😂 James' accidentally saying gay stuff has me in stitches 😂😂

@enhledlamini8821 11 ай бұрын

These two make my day 😭😭

@SashaJ79 11 ай бұрын

I'm a girl and I've changed my car's tyre twice! Once at my GP's office car park and the other on my drive at home - both times in heels! Took me forever, but I did it :-)

@jazzymidear3466 11 ай бұрын

You gotta let my man James breathe 😂 he was turning colors over the man with scurvy😂😂😂😂

@kikimarriott8707 11 ай бұрын

When is James's coming out party 😂😂😂😂😂 fuhad nearly lost it with the "did i tell you about the ghost in my room" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@IRCW 9 ай бұрын

“You want him to feel good”🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gisellemitchell8620 11 ай бұрын

You guys make my days soooo much better much love to you guys.❤

@angelinfused2892 3 ай бұрын

The way fuhad look dead in the camera and said AAA that's your job😂😂😂

@cammii7561 11 ай бұрын

Nipples stink? I'm dead.😂

@DavidOkikiAmayoJr. 11 ай бұрын

They gendered a ghost 🤣 This podcast makes me laugh

@lololollololol4819 11 ай бұрын

Listening from 3:39 with no context is killing me 😂😂😂

@tiffanyfield2999 9 ай бұрын

James just realize that you were laying face to face with "him" all that time before you rolled over 😂

@doordoor1 11 ай бұрын

10:02 that "HIM" was so funny

@Diamondz2000 11 ай бұрын

i am stifling 😂 my laughter at work.

@SuperMommav 8 ай бұрын

Jaaaammse really hits them “hard Rs” 😂

@keishakeyz86 11 ай бұрын

Moped myself into a corner lol😂 used that excuse as a child... 😂😂😂

@lynpendlebury2804 11 ай бұрын

Just got home from work and this gave me the laughs i needed thankyou james and fuhad

@ryanboyd4770 11 ай бұрын

Just found this a few weeks ago. Brilliant. Thanks guys🎉👍👍

@Zel3984 11 ай бұрын

James and his stories 😂😂

@not_kingkay 11 ай бұрын

the crying, crew, crode joke is so South African 😭

@LilithsLittleSister 11 ай бұрын

I love when James falls apart at the seams laughing 😂

@chellnicole5490 11 ай бұрын

Not James OTHER side coming out with the hard R 💀💀💀💀

@mlangenifikile4923 11 ай бұрын

Ohh myy gosh😂😂 I loooove this duo sooo much. James' laugh just makes the joke even funnier annnd MR FUHAD IS JUSST THE MOUNTAIN IM WILLING TO CLIMB AND DIE ON. LOVE HIM LOADS MAN😊