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Dara Ó Briain On Sexual Sophistication | CROWD TICKLER | Universal Comedy

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Күн бұрын

Dara discusses little victories with his wife, sexual sophistication (that he's not equipped for) and mingling with parents of other children.
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@Twinrehz
@Twinrehz 3 жыл бұрын
"NO, it's back is unprotected from attack" The way he says this, you can tell this is something a kid has told him 😂
@MissBee13
@MissBee13 4 жыл бұрын
I like that in the first bit, it sounds like he married a velociraptor. “Her vision is based on movement.”
@gerardacronin3095
@gerardacronin3095 4 жыл бұрын
I think she is a surgeon IRL.
@MissBee13
@MissBee13 4 жыл бұрын
Gerarda Cronin he mentions that in another routine.
@Nemoticon
@Nemoticon 4 жыл бұрын
T-Rex, not Raptor
@HugoGojibiter
@HugoGojibiter 4 жыл бұрын
Firebrand specifically a Jurassic Park T. Rex
@SunnyIntervalsORG
@SunnyIntervalsORG 4 жыл бұрын
Clearly the velociraptor is the best dinosaur!
@theena
@theena 3 жыл бұрын
'And then my wife turned, because her vision is based on movement'. Oh Dara. Subtle. Lol .
@kernell32bcn
@kernell32bcn 4 жыл бұрын
"are these for the same lady" 😂 😂 😂 it's quite common I think, it happened to me too. I got my wife a bracelet and a necklace in a jewelry in Munich and the woman asked me almost in a whisper the same thing 😂😂😂😂
@Shilo-fc3xm
@Shilo-fc3xm 4 жыл бұрын
When someone was pregnant I thought THE question to ask was, "really, was it planned". I'm ashamed to say I did this until my early twenties. lol.
@boshengjones1778
@boshengjones1778 4 жыл бұрын
Usually they just ask if the two things need seperate packaging.
@kernell32bcn
@kernell32bcn 4 жыл бұрын
@@boshengjones1778 that would be the most diplomatic thing to say, I guess but no, they asked me if they were for the same lady 😂
@ButterNutSqwoosh
@ButterNutSqwoosh 4 жыл бұрын
The real question is... was it for the same lady?
@sarahholland1375
@sarahholland1375 4 жыл бұрын
If you work in upscale lingerie boutiques they usually buy same one for the wife as for the mistress. Exact same style & colour, but different sizes.
@SheeplessNW6
@SheeplessNW6 4 жыл бұрын
"Her vision is based on movement"
@AhsokaTanoTheWhite
@AhsokaTanoTheWhite 4 жыл бұрын
@@DigitalDaydreams I wonder if her back is protected from attacks.
@MrBloodyBat
@MrBloodyBat 3 жыл бұрын
@@AhsokaTanoTheWhite Probably not, that's why he married her ;)
@davidkeenan5642
@davidkeenan5642 3 жыл бұрын
@@DigitalDaydreams Tyrannosaurus Regina.
@emsytraut
@emsytraut 4 жыл бұрын
4:57-5:00 Dara’s shadow looks like a candle in a haunted candle holder.
@IntrepidFraidyCat
@IntrepidFraidyCat Жыл бұрын
Note to self: DO NOT eat snacks while watching this comedian! I d@mnear choked while laughing! 😆😳
@oNtuobAwoH
@oNtuobAwoH 4 жыл бұрын
Was I the only one who expected the bit with his wife being exposed to the roadside argument to continue at some point?
@keennickolas8575
@keennickolas8575 4 жыл бұрын
nah, I hoped for it at least ^^
@davelloyd5412
@davelloyd5412 Жыл бұрын
What an absolutely brilliant bloke.
@Jester666X
@Jester666X 4 жыл бұрын
I would love a girlfriend who enjoys food by going nom nom nom nom nom toasty toasty toasty
@SamuelBlack84
@SamuelBlack84 9 ай бұрын
I would love a girlfriend 😅
@misswang01
@misswang01 4 жыл бұрын
Spinosaurus is easily the best dinosaur, it is semi-aquatic and ate giant sawfish!
@billybones956
@billybones956 4 жыл бұрын
Except Spinosaurus is clearly D Tier. The Saurapods were the best.
@lukereyalp3068
@lukereyalp3068 4 жыл бұрын
What about suchomimus
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 4 жыл бұрын
How the fuck would you know? Were you there? Fuck no. Shut up.
@Wolfencreek
@Wolfencreek 4 жыл бұрын
Plesiosaurs tho
@gk8141
@gk8141 4 жыл бұрын
“Semi-aquatic” is exactly why that dinosaur was a nerd!
@dominomasked
@dominomasked 4 жыл бұрын
I have watched all of Dara’s concerts, and this is the best one.
@jacknexus4493
@jacknexus4493 9 ай бұрын
tehehe
@catherinefedick1682
@catherinefedick1682 3 жыл бұрын
I have actually gone into a shop and tried badly lol to hum sing a song and the woman found the thing for me. I thought I was the only ☝️
@titanuranus3095
@titanuranus3095 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, Dara is having an affair with fecking Mr. Blobby!
@Hair8Metal8Karen
@Hair8Metal8Karen 4 жыл бұрын
It started when they both appeared on The Big Fat Quiz
@buffybell3409
@buffybell3409 4 жыл бұрын
The part about hobbies and age is absolute gospel
@legendworkout4782
@legendworkout4782 4 жыл бұрын
4 kids and yes we do do that
@beelzzebub
@beelzzebub 4 жыл бұрын
Dara O Briain reminds me of a bald Bob Parr from the incredibles XD
@frederickburton3440
@frederickburton3440 3 жыл бұрын
Was I the only one who assumed the cashier was emphasizing "lady" implying Dara would be wearing them?
@rachelring2542
@rachelring2542 4 жыл бұрын
Just a cheese toasty please!!😋😋😃
@TheGreatFish23
@TheGreatFish23 Жыл бұрын
the audio was lagging a few seconds beyond the lips how i know this i read lips as well as listen it makes it easer to hear somebody when im in a busy room with loads of pepole its a skill i picked up from partying at rock discos and everyone always wants to shout in your ear but id would be like no need just talk i would littraly push them slightly away and shock them when i could understand every single word they said even though the music was loud of enough to damage ears lol some pepole actualy thought i was deaf also loved the video :) dara is a funny man so he is
@TheSiameseDreamer
@TheSiameseDreamer 4 жыл бұрын
Asking that question is extremely professional and considerate.
@panda4247
@panda4247 3 жыл бұрын
Is it? The correct question sould be whether to pack them together or separately. (That would also cover the possibility when it is for the same lady, but one for birthday and the other for anniversary, or whatever...
@SamuelBlack84
@SamuelBlack84 9 ай бұрын
In a way, it could be taken in a completely innocent way. Maybe one gift is for a daughter, a sister or other female relative
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 4 жыл бұрын
I don't care how long I have to wait, but somebody please link me this specific Lurpak Butter ad he references. I just have to see it for myself.
@tanyajc339
@tanyajc339 4 жыл бұрын
I think this one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jK14f9Warc7apJs.html
@kimmehj.a.j5637
@kimmehj.a.j5637 4 жыл бұрын
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@daverkl
@daverkl 4 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/adCUnqiU3JjOnmw.html
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 4 жыл бұрын
@@tanyajc339 you're a local hero
@theravenhaslanded321
@theravenhaslanded321 11 ай бұрын
Nom nom nom nom nom!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@snakesnoteyes
@snakesnoteyes Жыл бұрын
I took a sip of wine around 3:56 and from 3:58 to 4:17 it was a battle to keep it from coming out of my nose or just spitting all over of area rug 😂
@julstereg1471
@julstereg1471 4 жыл бұрын
I think their called FERAL RUNTS ! 🤞I think dont quote me lol 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@richardpaxford5792
@richardpaxford5792 Жыл бұрын
Hi! I'm Tyrone's dad!
@RodimusMinor1987
@RodimusMinor1987 Жыл бұрын
lmao when he said and just for the crack I lowered her Window
@lukereyalp3068
@lukereyalp3068 4 жыл бұрын
I don't want to give his lisp, all the comedic credit. But it adds 10%
@CIW35
@CIW35 4 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly certain it's just an Irish accent and not a lisp.
@lukereyalp3068
@lukereyalp3068 4 жыл бұрын
@@CIW35 Definitely both
@08sunbabe
@08sunbabe 4 жыл бұрын
its called an irish accent actually
@barra6709
@barra6709 2 жыл бұрын
I'm from the same county as him. It's definitely a lisp.
@ferghalicious1480
@ferghalicious1480 3 жыл бұрын
Feel like Dara’s really flouting his middle-class credentials in this bit.
@daneenmurf1043
@daneenmurf1043 Жыл бұрын
Because he buys his partner jewellery, instead of chips ?
@CrysJaL
@CrysJaL Жыл бұрын
@@daneenmurf1043 Dude shops at Selfridges... You don't shop at Selfridges if you aren't on at least 150k plus a year. I went there once on holiday in London. They had gold plated phone covers, with diamonds! And they weren't just novelty, no. These things cost something like £1.2k in 2015. Probably closer to £2k to buy one of those these days.
@wujekcientariposta
@wujekcientariposta 4 жыл бұрын
my gf gets hungry after sex, so it's pretty much true for me xd
@atheed9426
@atheed9426 Жыл бұрын
4 kids here. Can confirm.
@mondriaa
@mondriaa 4 жыл бұрын
Clever girl
@landonorris6
@landonorris6 3 жыл бұрын
*I understood that reference*
@sheridanwilde
@sheridanwilde Жыл бұрын
Triceratops.
@alexwood4695
@alexwood4695 3 жыл бұрын
Dara doing the toasty voice oddly reminds me of Jabba the Hutt and Dara I am so sorry
@Visplight
@Visplight 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, it seems that the wife is the one doing the thrusting... does Dara get pegged?
@elmonko5068
@elmonko5068 4 жыл бұрын
Aye she rests the toastie on his back
@JadeStone00
@JadeStone00 Жыл бұрын
My piece on the side really does like a cheese toasty after a shag, but it's less weird when the side piece is a guy.
@typacsk
@typacsk 3 жыл бұрын
But real talk though, can we all agree that "Mean Streets" was Scorsese's best movie?
@smuller8988
@smuller8988 3 жыл бұрын
A turd level of wine??? Not sure I'd wanna drink that. No hate please, LOVE the Irish! ;-)
@tsvandyke
@tsvandyke 4 жыл бұрын
2:02 ... I was thinking she thought you were a CROSS-DRESSER ... " Are these for the same ... 'lady' ... ( WINK WINK )? " ... Poor delusional you ... thinking she meant you had 2 girlfriends. - (edited for time-stamp correction)
@MonkeyButtMovies1
@MonkeyButtMovies1 Жыл бұрын
That woman doesn't speak for me, I totally talk like that when eating!
@ThatCoalSoul
@ThatCoalSoul Жыл бұрын
Posh men have mistresses ...this ruddy island is a time capsule.
@normantran3262
@normantran3262 3 жыл бұрын
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@mishapurser7542
@mishapurser7542 3 жыл бұрын
This channel would have so nany more views if they had one or two adverts per video like a normal channel, instead of squeezing in as many as possible and driving people to look elsewhere for content.
@billheuber5884
@billheuber5884 4 жыл бұрын
What the hell is a tinny?!
@billheuber5884
@billheuber5884 4 жыл бұрын
@Luna Are you sure?
@billheuber5884
@billheuber5884 4 жыл бұрын
@Luna 😂 Thanks Luna!!
@billsugden3734
@billsugden3734 4 жыл бұрын
Bill, Luna is pulling your chain. Tinny, tin can, a can of beer.
@billheuber5884
@billheuber5884 4 жыл бұрын
@@billsugden3734 Tinny, that's what I thought, but wasn't 100%. Because cans are aluminum.
@jamesvivian2855
@jamesvivian2855 4 жыл бұрын
A small boat
@billheuber5884
@billheuber5884 4 жыл бұрын
20 seconds in, and I'm betting one of them was a woman!!
@rowan4684
@rowan4684 4 жыл бұрын
lol what? why?
@landonorris6
@landonorris6 3 жыл бұрын
@@rowan4684 *whispers* he's sexist
@bren106
@bren106 Жыл бұрын
*20 seconds in, and I'm betting **-one of-** you **-is-** are an incel.*
@nevadastreak
@nevadastreak 4 жыл бұрын
Is that..is that rude. In my country, if you invade public space, youre part of public viewing. People will stare
@sparklywastaken1426
@sparklywastaken1426 4 жыл бұрын
A Barracuda ah, here in Britain, the only acceptable way to gawp at an argument is through the shield of the curtains in your home.
@landonorris6
@landonorris6 3 жыл бұрын
Are you from poland?
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