Funny Best Man Speech Elmo

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12 жыл бұрын

FLUFFED THE OPENING LINE. My Best Man Speech at my friends wedding. Good times and one of the greatest fun filled days in my life. A bit of fun and British humour and comedy. Feel free to click LIKE and SHARE. Over 2,500,000 hits so far which is just amazing. Thank you to everybody who has watched, shared and commented. Is it the Greatest Best Man speech ever? I don't think so but hope you enjoy it anyway! All the best.

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@KPOPChazzter 9 жыл бұрын

"and ladies im sure u all agree with me, todays passed by without much of a ripple" lmao favorite line, too amazing

@jasonsmith8300 3 жыл бұрын

@Paul he was saying how the men would be sad cause a hot woman (and thats an understatement) is no longer available for any other guy but that women would hardly be bothered by james not being available

@michaelma44 3 жыл бұрын

@Paul The previous thing he said was that it's a sad day for single men because they won't ever get to date or marry the beautiful girl. He said for the single ladies today passed by without much of a ripple meaning nobody cares because the man is ugly lol. A ripple is a small wave that happens as a result when a small object drops into still water

@GT_Mustang013 3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelma44 man you're so genius! 😄🇵🇭

@siegfriedbraun5447 3 жыл бұрын

@Paul "Ripple" is a drink favored by some lower-class folk, and since there was a ban on it at the time, not much of it was going to be consumed. It's history-based; hardly a surprise you'd not get it.

@DelfinaHanna 9 жыл бұрын

The groom constantly gave a "I'll kick your ass later" look lol

@jeffshillcutt6818 7 жыл бұрын

That's the sign of a great bm speech...lol

@TheTezz100 3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffshillcutt6818 & great friendship

@johnnysgirl3334 7 жыл бұрын

Hysterical!!! The Groom took a beating with a very good nature. Beautiful couple!

@dreamofmoneymen 8 жыл бұрын

you can tell how much she loves him by the way she looks at him

@lancechilds3576 8 жыл бұрын

AStar Screams No DOUBT... Love it... Brilliant Couple!

@z00h 6 жыл бұрын

10:39 yeah she really loves him alright

@slicvm 4 жыл бұрын

@@z00h Yeah, she looked away without realizing it.

@kenmike2010 3 жыл бұрын

Love is: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hdqZqM2VsJy2oI0.html

@1BassJohn 3 жыл бұрын

@@z00h are you being serious? That's not exactly a look of lust. Women look, observe.. A woman looking you up and down is not necessarily looks of adoration.

@RJManeri1 8 жыл бұрын

It was a pleasure to watch this mate...

@rennyboy123 8 жыл бұрын

Cheers Rob glad you enjoyed it. ATB.

@davidoliver2056 7 жыл бұрын

Peter

@bertcarline7134 7 жыл бұрын

Peter of

@anthonymorgan2679 5 жыл бұрын

@@rennyboy123 are they still going strong ace speach

@timjones990 9 жыл бұрын

"From all the girls at Fantasy Palace" best gag had me choking.

@itsTheGamingSource 8 жыл бұрын

LOL you can tell hes so worried at what his best man is going to say next.

@kenmike2010 3 жыл бұрын

Love is: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hdqZqM2VsJy2oI0.html

@realPenrodPooch 3 жыл бұрын

TOTALLY!! 😆

@lindanemnguni1621 3 жыл бұрын

He knows he can't hold water so he will tell it all 🤣

@lisalangille2071 2 жыл бұрын

His body language tells it all!!! 5:00mins in to the speech, he’s sweating 😓 and wiping his forehead!!!

@lisalangille2071 2 жыл бұрын

She looks a bit nervous too!

@BensonAndHedgers Жыл бұрын

Gotta love " i haven't spoken to my muva inlaw for 18mths, not that i dont likah i just don't wanna interrupt ah" 😂😂

@clintgreggory2549 Жыл бұрын

The line # 5 , Statically speaking your looking at the person most likely to murder you, was genius in its absolute truthfulness. Great speech.

@cyclingnut2122 8 ай бұрын

Banging and screwing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he properly stiched up his mate, just brilliant

@2007Tarkus 8 ай бұрын

Fuckin Hillarious

@sonievkay 8 жыл бұрын

the bride is gorgeous

@manonmoon12 8 жыл бұрын

+sonie v.kay Yeah, how's he managed to pull that. He must have a few quid in his pocket.

@sonievkay 8 жыл бұрын

+sonie v.kay she kinda resemble jennamarble from youtube lol...they have a similar smile

@manonmoon12 8 жыл бұрын

sonie v.kay He looks like Butch from the tv series Gotham

@sonievkay 8 жыл бұрын

Simple Simon lol ur so mean!

@KDD8 8 жыл бұрын

+Simple Simon Bill Cosby can teach you how

@ronarts2005 10 жыл бұрын

Beautiful bride!! Lucky guy!! Hope they stay married for a long long time!! (FOREVER)!!

@AAKhanivore Жыл бұрын

The dummy line was magic 😂 I wonder how they are getting on 10 years later, all 4 of them. Need an update video :)

@miketravis6149 9 жыл бұрын

I have only been a best man once, and I was shit! This guy nails it. Loved to have had his confidence.

@miketravis6149 7 жыл бұрын

I think my daughter and her boyfriend will be getting married soon, and I hope, thanks to watching this chap I will be making a good confident Father of the bride speech. Maybe not as saucy though lol.

@lifegoals9528 3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't confident though, he was trembling throughout.

@sharbhanu 8 жыл бұрын

Thatz what friendship is all about. What better moment in life u get when u raise a toast for your best friend on his wedding... Amazing speech and toast!!! Bravo.

@mrblue9792 3 жыл бұрын

Total and utter GENIUS! That has the funniest Best Man speech I have ever heard! 10/10 - BRILLIANT!

@ChrisTurner1972 9 жыл бұрын

I gotta say that i watched in silence and tears of laughter , thinking this Groom is losing his will to live .... hahahaha well done mate what a speech , best i have ever heard and trust me i will not be hearing one any better soon ..... TOP MAN

@rennyboy123 9 жыл бұрын

Cheers Cee Jay glad you enjoyed it!!

@bevking3821 5 жыл бұрын

Cee Jay Tunezy w

@fman02 3 жыл бұрын

The phrase "punching above his (very ample) weight" springs to mind.

@JCHornerTV 10 жыл бұрын

He saved it there. Got into his stride after a nervous start. Great speech.

@johnfogarty7200 3 жыл бұрын

How can anyone with a sense of humour, not like this video ? Great speech

@rennyboy123 3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree lol!! COMEDY GOLD!! ;)

@Ndi1st 5 жыл бұрын

Aww he’s actually so nervous... my heart when he asked the groom “am I doing alright?” 😭👏🏾❤️❤️

@euanaird 9 жыл бұрын

I laughed from beginning to end. THAT is the epitome of a best man's speech.Absolutely fabulous.

@jeannebaker8097 10 жыл бұрын

What a BEAUTIFUL bride! I'm surprized some royal didn't snatch her up. Ah, love. . .and that best man was quite funny.

@apoorvpatole777 7 жыл бұрын

people who disliked the video probably had d worst best man disaster at their wedding, i guess...coz this man is hilariously amazing here...

@yungxample8079 9 жыл бұрын

the bride of honour would have a shit ton of pressure on her..

@leeyoung1760 6 жыл бұрын

Yung Xample you don't have bride of honour in the uk

@haloeffect44 10 жыл бұрын

I did a similar speech to my brother at his wedding. We haven't spoken in years. These look like true best friends. Lucky to have each other. Awesome.

@sherryt6618 10 жыл бұрын

imagine how much he makes his wife and family laugh. i hope i find someone as funny as him someday!

@rennyboy123 10 жыл бұрын

Hi Instantramen - He he many thanks for your comment. Im not sure my wife thinks Im very funny though!!. Immature maybe but not funny lol!! Take care and thanks alot for taking the time to comment.

@marleneellis871 8 жыл бұрын

This has to be the funniest speech I have ever heard. I had tears running down my face. Brilliant.

@Richardo_Falk 4 жыл бұрын

The child managed to cry over 15 minutes and all of the "shhhh shhhh shhhhhhh" did not work. What's that supposed to tell the parents? Right... show finally respect to all the other and leave the room. Anyway, brilliant speech.

@norbertpaxman 9 жыл бұрын

I'm best man in July 2015,if I can do half as good a job I'd be happy Great great speech !

@aks957 7 жыл бұрын

Two reasons watch this again n again.. great speech and even more beautiful bride

@davidross1503 9 жыл бұрын

"Bed with her dummy, funny how history repeats itself" ......Hilarious.....

@basilprabhakar7028 4 жыл бұрын

Great speech. The part where he said "banging and screwing" was hilarious. Brit humour cannot be surpassed. Great delivery, great punch lines....too good. Well done....

@shelovinthecrew 6 жыл бұрын

That first joke was so cold fucking hell

@MattWillisVideoProductions2023 9 жыл бұрын

I bet James had u over his knee after lol. Absolutely brilliant!

@dgordon130 6 жыл бұрын

This gentleman did a simply excellent job. Clearly shared with much love to the new couple. My hat is off to you.

@Jonknight83 8 жыл бұрын

Great speech, I've got to be honest I am stealing most of this!!

@rennyboy123 8 жыл бұрын

+jonathan knight - Hey Jonathan, glad you liked it and thanks for commenting. Good luck with your speech!! Still seems like yesterday I gave mine. All the best.

@rmhaddad1 3 жыл бұрын

Funny, but the love is so obvious! James is lucky to have a beautiful wife and the best loving best friend!

@IcefireFitness 3 жыл бұрын

Omg. I'm cryin' hahahahaha... "it's good therapy, I was told to share that!" (after telling everyone in the room that James threw up in 3 pairs of shoes! 🤣🤣🤣) 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@rennyboy123 3 жыл бұрын

That bit was ad lib too lol.

@craigwilson7731 8 жыл бұрын

I am getting married in july 2016 and I have been watching loads of speech videos. You hear the same jokes being cracked in most of them. This 1 however most of the jokes seem original and very funny. Easily the best speech I have watched.

@christopherclink6931 Жыл бұрын

This is so foreign to me. People who care. Such a lovely thing to see.

@kiwisurftime 2 жыл бұрын

Science shows that intelligence and humour are linked. The best man must have a PHD. Thank you for sharing your day

@martbennett3950 Жыл бұрын

Only a best mate could get away with that, well done, pretty funny...

@Ridley2907 2 жыл бұрын

Watch this video every now and then and the "from all the girls at the Fantasy Palace" kills me every time. Hope they are still mates and keeping well.

@Vortigan07 9 ай бұрын

hahaha brilliant! The "funny how history repeats itself" moment made me cry, I knew it was coming but still it got me 😂 And for those of you that have chosen to spit your acid in the comments about the groom's appearance or about how it's just a cringe speech etc, I've been around long enough to know that it's *all* coming from a place of envy and of failure in *your* life! So you crack on, nobody cares!

@laurac9025 7 жыл бұрын

Thankyou for sharing this amazing moment...best man wow what a legend! all the best to your family xxx

@wesleymartenson6079 2 жыл бұрын

This extremely beautiful and amazing 😍❤️,well how are you doing today Laura?

@campen777 6 жыл бұрын

Well if I ever get married again I want him as my best man , bloody brilliant

@FPVSteve 9 жыл бұрын

Wish I had a mate like this. Cracking job.

@BlandNutz 10 жыл бұрын

My best mate had an adults only wedding and it was the best one I've been to, not bored annoying kids running about or crying over nothing.

@LujackLvr 10 жыл бұрын

My sister also had a NO CHILDREN wedding & reception. Of course there were a few guests would dragged their young screaming kiddos but she & my brother-in-law had anticipated that & hired babysitters. I daresay that child had a pair of lungs that strangely lasted ALL THROUGH THE TOAST--someone should have had the decency to slit its throat for the entire ceremony. Or the next best thing: take the child outside & let it wail to its heart's content.

@MartinRodgers2255 10 жыл бұрын

But sometimes it's the kids that make a wedding funny too! When all the pleasentries are done let them be, but within your control, they will learn from it.

@kenmike2010 3 жыл бұрын

Love is: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hdqZqM2VsJy2oI0.html

@delfisky3012 2 жыл бұрын

I think the groom took it really well, he was squirming a bit, but he enjoyed it not knowing what was coming. Only his best mate and here, his best man could get away with this banter. I loved it! And what a great wedding. Everyone and the venue looked classy.

@JasonSmith-vj1de 2 жыл бұрын

He might have been squirming a lot, and I don't blame him at all, but at 12:31 you can see hims say "He's so funny."

@lisafred373 8 жыл бұрын

James is a handsome guy with a nice smile. The bride is beautiful! I have watched this many times. Such a great speech!

@lifegoals9528 3 жыл бұрын

He's a 4, she's an 8. Fair play to him and his inheritance, played footy with him, nice but dim and quite inoffensive.

@daretobarebride5337 8 жыл бұрын

Public speaking is not easy, you done a great job, your fried should be proud.

@jeffreywoolley9674 Жыл бұрын

Dude should be a stand up comic, hysterical

@engineerated5627 8 жыл бұрын

Nothing could probably be better than this.

@nfredthia 10 жыл бұрын

I've given about a half-dozen (hopefully humorous) wedding speeches over the last several years and I make it a point to listen to other people's speeches at weddings, mainly to see if I can learn new material. Your speech is one of the funniest speeches I've ever heard. The material is great, but your delivery is what really charms the audience.

@rennyboy123 10 жыл бұрын

Hey nfredthia - I may have looked calm like a duck on the surface but underneath my legs were flapping and my heart was beating out of my chest. The crowd loved it though so I think I pulled it off ok!! Good luck with your next one!! ))

@mitchstetron 10 жыл бұрын

Clay Pigeon Preservation Society (CPPS) hahahaha. Great speech Ian. The opener where you mentioned that you were under pressure to perform because James said you could be his best man at his next wedding if you did a good job had me in bits, as did the "bangin' and screwin' bit.

@rennyboy123 10 жыл бұрын

Cheers Mitch. Really glad you enjoyed it. It was such a great day!! All the best and thanks for sharing!! )))

@gunamerstravels 10 жыл бұрын

Banging and Screwing hahahahaha ...

@jasonsmith8300 4 жыл бұрын

all the girls at the fantasy palace

@1GaNTa 3 жыл бұрын

Have you grew up yet? welcome back.

@rulocheewe 7 жыл бұрын

aaawwww i thought he was going to speak like Elmo

@bestdayweddings8770 10 жыл бұрын

Good speech, and well delivered. There are 3 general elements to a good wedding speech: 1. Intro - welcome everyone and thank them for coming 2. 3 stories - funny, touching, sentimental 3. Wrap - be sure to include what the Bride and Groom want you to say Be confident, relaxed, practiced, and you’ll deliver a great speech. Well done.

@BIGREDMACHINE070678 10 жыл бұрын

So wished I had watched this before my brothers wedding....excellent speech

@BIGREDMACHINE070678 10 жыл бұрын

Ryan Willes Why do people like you feel the need to criticise other people, get of that pedalastool and get a life

@alexcwilde 10 жыл бұрын

Ryan Willes Is English your first language? We enjoy using commas and quotation marks, please give them a try. Also, we would never say 'my few braincells I have left' but rather 'the few brain cells I have left'. Good luck with the brain situation Ryan.

@08danalorelie01 6 жыл бұрын

It's written all over the groom's face, he's wondering what he's going to say next. 😂 Great speech, btw. 😁 The bride is beautiful. May God bless your marriage. 🙏

@abwab01 9 жыл бұрын

i kid you not... i have literally watched this more than 10 times. i just can't get enough of it!!!

@clairewillis9271 9 жыл бұрын

Brilliant speech! The banging & screwing bit was hilarious!! Lol. Well done

@Prionel 10 жыл бұрын

The Best o'LUCK to both of you, James and Louise! Thanks for sharing.

@MrBobdawes 3 жыл бұрын

Brillant. The bride is gorgeous!

@Hondadctrider 4 жыл бұрын

Still the greatest best man speech I've seen on KZfaq.

@susang1205 10 жыл бұрын

Rennyboy you did a fantastic job! Your humour, delivery and execution won your audience over from start to finish. Applauding you!

@lancechilds3576 8 жыл бұрын

The GREATEST Best-Friend EVER! CONGRATS James.... Truly Blessed!

@pishposh5440 9 жыл бұрын

Bro. YOU sir, as a GENIOUS!!!! If we were in the same country I'd buy you a beer just on principle, lol It's obvious that you all have good love and friendship, what a beautiful, fun, and TRULY Celebratory day, as it ought to be. Cheers!!

@AmazingSpaceship 9 жыл бұрын

Im going too steal all these jokes if im ever a best man.

@jogindjali19 9 жыл бұрын

Alexander aahahah that was what i was thinking during the whole video ahahah lol

@lancechilds3576 8 жыл бұрын

Alexanderɹǝpuɐxǝl∀ You have to wait for James's next wedding I gathered... LOL

@terryb2250 7 жыл бұрын

I keep coming back to this every time the lad is a genius

@lisafred373 8 жыл бұрын

I love this! I watched it all the way through and laughed until I cried. You did a hell of a job man. Hope you guys have a long and wonderful marriage. Truly fantastic!

@ttonypayne5077 6 жыл бұрын

Fantastic brought tears to my eyes. All the best to the happy couple

@sandmanmod24 10 жыл бұрын

by far the best "best man" speech I have seen

@crystaldawnstarr 6 жыл бұрын

Since first seeing this video years ago, I can not tell you how many times I have re-watched it and have shown it to many friends. You did an absolutely fabulous job :) Love this speech and one of the best ever best man speeches :)

@robertphillips5054 6 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. Watched this so many times now and shown it so many friends and it still makes me laugh every time. He reminds me of Olly Murs cheeky chappie!! This is the ORIGINAL and GREATEST (non-singing) BEST MAN SPEECH on KZfaq IMHO. Seen so many people try and copy this guys gags etc but his timing and delivery are very difficult to match under pressure and with a baby crying he smashed it out of the park. TOTAL RESPECT to this guy he absolutely nailed it. PERFECT JOB MAN. Thumbs up!!

@birmingham77 8 жыл бұрын

Brilliant speech! Beautiful Bride.

@lancechilds3576 8 жыл бұрын

birmingham77 Jame looked GREAT as well... GREAT COUPLE!

@bricksquad9552 8 жыл бұрын

7:12 "I can't believe you told that one."

@TheTezz100 3 жыл бұрын

There isn't a best man's speach without an embarrassing story from the past though 😂

@alastairharper3783 7 жыл бұрын

absolutely brilliant lovely bloke lovely best man xxx

@gurpreetsingh-xs1xj 8 жыл бұрын

when you say " your life long and very close friend ship began from there" you should see james's face... he's like im not sure its gonna be a life long and very close from now on..... but i must say your really funny and i've watched this video 5 times now... cheers

@jamesgriffin7933 9 жыл бұрын

WOW, that's amazing! Congrats James and Louise! Both looked the best you could of looked on your day together! LOVE JAMES!

@LouisaKellyHarper 6 жыл бұрын

I live in Southampton....😁 I love this speech, I’m currently on a best man/maid of honour speech binge 😂

@fwd105 9 жыл бұрын

Great delivery and execution, some great jokes. The last one about the dummy, quick thinking and genius

@bdub7826 8 жыл бұрын

That was thee best wedding speech ever , hands down lmao

@rigbyrigbone5407 7 жыл бұрын

I felt like I was watching a movie scene, brilliant speech.

@antonydandrea 8 жыл бұрын

This is a ROAST hahaha

@adamlaidler7201 8 жыл бұрын

@mickpower7414 Жыл бұрын

Stirling effort. Best man carried it off with aplomb. And boy do we need a good laugh these days

@marklloyd3536 5 жыл бұрын

This really is the best wedding speech on the internet

@rennyboy123 5 жыл бұрын

Cheers Mark, appreciated, im just glad I didnt bomb tbh. ATB.

@cuds-jj6gb 7 жыл бұрын

he seemed like he kept saying to him self aww fuck nooo 😂. got this to look forward to soon. Haha well done

@tpvalley 9 жыл бұрын

WHY THIS HASNT BEEN ON TV IS BEYOND ME!

@TheKRU251 7 жыл бұрын

What a great speech! Glad to be one of the over three million viewers who found this really funny and enjoyed it immensely.

@jayeetadebnath3341 7 жыл бұрын

It can't get any better .... Laughing uncontrollably ..... Well done !!!!!!

@sharvin2304 6 жыл бұрын

Honestly a gorgeous bride!

@kathykrucik7807 9 ай бұрын

I've watched this speech at least 5 times...and laugh every time ...this is my all time favorite best man speech... well done!!

@444slowitdown 2 жыл бұрын

cool best man.. some people dont realize how lucky they are too have a best friend.. i know lots of couples just choose someone because they had too.. at least you can see this best man respects and cheerish's there friend ship